The 5th Dimension Lounge
By The Duke of Detroit
The 5th Dimension LoungeNov 27, 2023
5DL Episode 062: Christmas Spectacular- "Cape & Balls"
We do a morning after episode. This is a wake n' bake episode. Our schedules are a little nuts, Deez nuts, so we decided to get together the Sunday after Thanksgiving to start celebrating Christmas. Enjoy this episode with barely any agenda. It's a Christmas miracle we even got this one out. We hope you enjoy it.
5DL Episode 061: Halloween SpookTacular- "Rooster Illusion"
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Tim the Terrible and Reggie are back with a Halloween Spooktacular. We talk Freddy vs Jason, The Dark Universe, Rick & Morty, X, Maxxxine, Pearl, Slotherhouse, The Eagles, the Steve Miller Band, and Duke talks about stalking a Detroit celebrity. RIP Suzanne Somers.
5DL Episode 060: Musty Spears 2: "Just eat out the middle."
The Duke of Detroit and the Beautiful Bastiches are back! And this week, we call Ms. Britney Musty Spears and make sure she is doing okay. We also of course talk about movies like They Cloned Tyrone, The Big Short, some Tv shows like The Last of Us and some Star Wars. Of course we saw some live music, so we talk a little Beck. Tim is trying to get better at telling stories. Enjoy!
Special thanks to Reginald for live drops!
5DL Episode 059: Actors We Hated- "It's not your stories, it's you."
Well, another episode that took way too long for me to edit. This episode comes across as months old. Because it is!!! Sorry. We talked about Britney and Sam before we knew they were getting divorced. Just roll with it. We will get another episode out to you toot sweet!
In the meantime, enjoy some laughs, some music suggestions and thoughts about nothing that matters. We talk through some actors we hated and their roles that turned them around for us, as well as catch up on what we have been up to. Enjoy!
-Duke
5DL Episode 058: Favorite Metro Detroit Restaurants- "Boof"
We are back and better than ever. Thanks for waiting. Enjoy some ridiculousness. We don't take ourselves seriously, and neither should you.
We talk some metro Detroit restaurants, Christopher Nolan, John Mellencamp, Trudi Daniels, the new Foo Fighters album, some random stories and some more nonsense. Damn it is good to be back.
5DL Episode 057: Raggedy Ass
Okay, okay. We are a bit behind. Who isn't, am I right? In this show we catch up on some shows and movies, talk about a "concert", and Tim tells a horrible story on the B-Side. Awful.
5DL Episode 056: The Godfather Pinball- Part of our Pinball Odyssey
Sorry Lizards, this is an episode just for the Pin-Lizards. No MJ or Tim the Terrible. Just Duke and Chuck talking pinball. Specifically this week, we played a lot of the Godfather by Jersey Jack Pinball. We give you our impression, tell you how it plays, talk through some aesthetics and peek into some rules. This episode is not the usual debautchery. Don't worry, we record next week with a brand new episode filled with pop culture and crude stories. But until then, we hope you enjoy our view on the Godfather pin.
-Duke
5DL Episode 055: Don't Worry Darling/Nepotism- "Those are Drinks, Not Dicks."
If you have never listened, hang on until the 2nd half, we call the B-Side. That is where the title of the episode comes from.
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Sit back, have some laughs with us, and know that most of what we cover is wrong. Both literally and figuratively. But we hope you enjoy it none the less. This month, MJ made a soundtrack for this episode on Spotify. It’s a curation of songs all from her point of view. Just giving you a little more to listen to between shows. open.spotify.com/playlist/12JgKRYuafxKRuGNisSZBT?si=m9Jv7WuqS1uGGwGAhQhxKA
5DL Episode 054: Season 2 Starts Here- "If you had to apply a smell to her......"
5DL Episode 042: Scrapped Topic- “The Darkest Timeline”
5DL Episode 042: Scrapped Topic- “The Darkest Timeline”
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner Notes by Reginald
This episode was supposed to be on adult cartoons. We were doing 2 episodes of our show in one night. We kind of went off the rails. This episode will be a lot about Stranger Things Season 4, the Marvel Universe, Vince McMahon, Shark Week and a few ridiculous conversations. Everything feels off.
Side-A
Last week, Chuck picked Tom Petty as his band he missed out on. Tom Petty was in the Traveling Wilburys. One of the members of the band was Jeff Lynne. He was also the lead singer of ELO, or the Electric Light Orchestra. ELO was also the band behind Olivia Newton John in Xanadu.
On to Stranger Things 4 already. How about a little foreplay?
MJ just tricked Duke into thinking he used the word “Bedazzled.”
Tim seems different today.
B-Side
Tim is so baked.
Future Duke? Future Chuck? Why didn’t you mention this to me?!?
The sprues have been in Chuck’s garage since 9/11/2021.
I get it. The timeline is broken. We are the darkest timeline. That is why things felt different.
I know what I have to do.
5DL Episode 052: The 5th Dimension Lounge- The Tara Heist
5DL Episode 052: The 5th Dimension Lounge- The Time Suck Heist
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner Notes by Reginald
Side-A
That feels like a lot of wins for Tim. 5% is completely fair.
I feel like MJ still owes Chuck half a joint.
Glorious Cannabis? Shit, I am going to start gambling with Chuck more.
Left over old joints was the 1st option, no joints was option 2. So, no joint from Tim.
Cannabis Growing Contest Result----BIG WINNER IS DUKE!
But let’s be honest, we all get to smoke weed we grew. We are all winners.
Oh shit, new winner: THE DUCHESS!!!
Honestly, watching Tim judge the Weed Contest was incredible. He really knows his shit.
Oh man, MJ did not see this phone call coming.
Phone-A-Friend: Best Friend Liz
Time for Liz to redeem herself!
Damn Liz. That was a boring ass interview, Liz. You instead redeemed MJ. Sorry not sorry.
Phone-A-Friend: Micah from THE Swinger Party
The 5th Dimension Lounge: The Time Suck Heist
Who in the fuck shows up to a swinger party on accident?
Oh my god, this interview is as long as Liz’s. What the fuck is this show turning in to?
A broken dick story? Is this Tim’s emergency contact?
These interviews need to get shorter. Those were ridiculous.
Finally, the Brad Pitt Last Man Alive debate is over.
I wish during this brief history of the show, someone would explain my part.
Gift idea for the Dungeon Master
Oh Shit! Another Rope-A-Dope! Tara is on the podcast with another Phone-A-Friend!
Tim straightened right up and got appropriate! He is like another guy.
Wait! WHAT???? Why is this interview so short?!? Did those other ones eat up too much time? WTF?
Oh man, that was a long con? Well played…..well played indeed.
Now forever known as the Tara Heist.
B-Side
MJ’s 5DL Wicked Pita Chips coming soon.
Chuck’s Command Words were first revealed way back in episode 018: Winn Ah Bay Go. Trust me when I say, it is worth listening to that B-Side.
In order for typical Command Words to work, they have to be spoken in order without breaking the rhythm.
I don’t know how I feel about that.
Thaco Thursday
Another Phone-A-Friend?!?!? And it’s Britney Spears! Incredible. Would have been more impressive if she had announced she was pregnant.
Dear Lizards,
Thanks for all your support. The 5th Dimension Lounge will re-open after renovations. We hope to be back in January of 2023.
5DL Episode 050: Pinball- “Instead of smelling like Vick’s, it's just going to smell like halitosis”
5DL Episode 050: Pinball- “Instead of smelling like Vick’s, it's just going to smell like halitosis”
The Duke of Detroit, Chuck & Tim the Terrible
Liner Notes by Reginald
Warning, this episode is filled with pinball nonsense as well as the longest story ever of the Star Wars rides at Hollywood Studios. All that and MJ is out, so there is no voice of reason. Get ready for a shit show, Tim to make up words, Chuck won’t remember anything and Duke will hog the mic. Thank God Kaneda is here to interject some wisdom.
A-Side
Tim is also known for castrating the bule.
Duke’s Highdea's are seldomly any good. The Foot Log, Dentures for dogs, A tattoo of a championship belt on your thumb (for thumb wrestling), a loft over Chuck’s garage, a playlist with only dead lead singers, Pot Club Rules, Chadwick Montgomery, me, describing big boobs on a woman laying down as “Smashed Cakes”, Sexy Pizza, this show, etc.
Still in for the contest? Be me or get a painting from Duke or Chuck. Your choice. Email Duke@5DLounge.com
Congratulations to Gabe on winning the 2022 Manliest Man Competition
I love that Chuck got in in Duke’s head.
Duke explaining what a “bell” is, is exactly why this is not a pot show anymore.
Thanks to Gabe for the bong he made, “Good Enough”
Words
If someone travels to Pinball Land in Michigan, take a pic of the Jurassic Park Pinball scoreboard, and send it to us. Is CBD still #1?
If anyone is at Pinball Pete’s in Lansing, let us know if DOD is still #1 on the Black Knight Machine
Kaneda interview. Duke, Chuck and Tim play pinball. Kaneda lives it.
Skymint’s Detroit Runtz (Reserve Line)
Of all the things you have tasked me with, I am excited you just tasked Chuck with his top 5 South Park episodes.
B-Side
Congratulations, you have listened to more of the podcast than Tim ever has, and you have read more of the liner notes than he has. Well done. Want to be a host?
Tim’s Correct Answers Log: 3
Chuck’s Correct Answers Log: 17
MJ’s Correct Answers Log: 33
Duke’s Correct Answers Log: 83 (because he does 83% of the talking)
Reginald’s Correct Answers Log: Always
Oh good, you are going to talk about 2 Star Wars rides.
Wasn’t Duke shitting on Star Wars 2 weeks ago? He sure jumped back on the Star Wars train.
Well, no surprises left for those rides. Thanks for the spoiler alert. Dick.
Honestly, that nerd chant should have been for this whole episode.
New Segment: 20 Questions. The question is, will Duke & Chuck get it, and does Tim really know her name?
5DL Episode 053: The Best of the B-Sides- Season 1
Haga Daga!
Thought you Lizards might enjoy some of what I consider our Best of. Most of it is from the B-Sides with a few exceptions. I know this is a long one, but I really wanted to include some of the beginning episodes with our friend Jeff, so you could get a flavor for how we started the show. The whole thing is chronological, but trust me, it just keeps getting better the deeper you go.
Phrasing.
We hope you have a wonderful Christmas and we will catch you in the New Year.
-Duke
5DL Episode 051: Mysteries-“Tim the Enigma”
5DL Episode 051: Mysteries-“Tim the Enigma”
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner Notes by “Reginald”
Side-A
MJ clearly has not listened yet to last weeks episode. Otherwise, she would be on the Pinball train.
Tim is indeed correct on what a Moon Landing is.
Finally, the Pot Contest comes to an end next week. My Money is on Chuck. You hear that, Chuck? Don’t let me down.
HERE IT IS, CLICK BELOW THIS FOR A QUICK EMAIL! JOIN THE CONTEST
YOU WENT TOO FAR!! GO UP, CLICK AND SEND!
I won last week. I am typing this. There is no Reginald. Well, I am, so I guess there is “A” Reginald.
As I am typing this, MJ just said “I never read the liner notes.” Why the fuck am I even doing this?
Some of my best work. I also like when I compared different strains to movies/Tv shows. That was a few weeks ago.
Honestly, hearing that description of the liner notes makes me wish I had read old liner notes.
Shit, I am Reginald. I got lost.
Tim’s clipped sounds are for angry moments.
MJ was just so upset that they assumed she was a woman, but when you call her smart and pretty, she completely melts.
More Orville, stay tuned!
Duke would play himself on Scooby Doo. He would have been the special Guest Star of the episode. Like when they had Batman & Robin on, or Don Knotts, or Burt Reynolds, or Kenny Loggins, or Axl Rose. Look it up Mother Fucker. Axl Rose was indeed a guest star on Scooby Doo!
No Tim, This Is The End is not a mystery. You Tim, you are the mystery.
For the record, Roscoe is adorable.
1% of the time, Tim is right all the time.
Since we now know Tim is a performer, someone needs to create a wiki for Tim and all of his accomplishments.
Buffalos do indeed run towards storms. They run through the store so they are in the storm for a shorter period of time.
Chown? Chone? Choan? Whichever way, it is the new way to say Chew past tense.
Part of the mystery of Tim: He loves Island flavor Dum Dums. One more clue that he secretly loves Jimmy Buffet.
Are we just naming Joe Pesci movies now?
Notice none of these are mysteries. My vote is for Usual Suspects.
Looks like all 3 owe Duke a joint.
Jane Wiedlin
That was not worth the effort of explaining who she was.
Side note, Clue did indeed have 3 endings, but only on VHS. In the theater, they only showed 1 ending at all theaters.
Clue scene, I couldn’t find it.
This another mystery where Duke could make a guest appearance as himself.
Fletch, Confess
I didn’t know Fletch movies were from books. I will absolutely read those! I love mysteries. Shit, is that something Reginald would say? I think he is better read than I am.
Ethos
This is a segment called, “Talk Smack About U2 With Zero Facts Or Information”
Izzy Stradlin & The Ju Ju Hounds- How Will It Go
B-Side
Tim should have worked at a record store
Snoop Dog & Martha Stewart are indeed friends. The question is, are they friends with benefits? No one asks the real questions.
Get Out Of There, Tim! is the title of Tim's new book.
I am worried that Duke got the movie title Orgazmo with almost zero information.
Holy shit! Tim said Katana correctly! That is one in a row!
Gandharvas- First Day of Spring
5DL Episode 049: Side B- “How many swinger parties have you been to?!?!”
5DL Episode 049 :Side B- “How many swinger parties have you been to?!?!”
Duke, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner Notes by Reginald
This is the second part to last episode. It is the B-Side.
Prior to this, we enjoyed Pineapple Preserves
B-Side
The Swinger Party Story! Finally.
“Get out of there Tim.” If he had a nickel……..
Party at MJ’s!!!!!
The party has been canceled.
Lee’s Fried Chicken I wish I could say this is the first time Duke made me put it in the notes.
I wonder what a 5DL party would be like. Slum Orgy for sure.
Oh yeah, your friends totally knew it was a Swinger Party. How are you just figuring this out?
Fight Club rules and Swinger Party Rules are eerily similar. Add in a splash of Wedding Crasher Rules.
1. If someone yells “stop!”, goes limp, or taps out, the fight/fuck is over.
2. You don't need a break.
3. One project at a time.
4. No Shirts, No Shoes
5. Fights/ Fucks will go on as long as they have to.
6. You don't need anything to get everything.
7. If this is your first night at Fight Club/Swinger Party, you have to fight/fuck.
8. Never use your real name.
9. No one goes home alone.
10. Never let a girl come between you and a fellow crasher, unless it is cum and it is an Eiffel Tower. Then it is logistically impossible not to have a girl cum between you.
11. No Excuses, play like a champion.
Side Note, when you are looking for pictures to include in our cover art, don’t Google “Swinger Party” and click images. Just don’t.
Showing up in sweatpants to a swinger party is a veteran move.
Le Tigre- Deceptacon
5DL Episode 048: Halloween Theme Side A - “Touché MF'er.”
5DL Episode 048: Halloween Theme Side A- “Touché MF'er.”
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Tim & Chuck
Liner notes by Reginald
This is the first part of a two-part episode. The next episode will be available in one week.
Halloween themed episode, Taylor Hawkins Tribute Concert, TV shows, Prey and more.
Side-A
Send an email to Duke@5DLounge.comto be entered into the contest. Do you want to be me for a day and type these notes? Do you want an original art piece by either Duke or Chuck? Send an email to Duke. You are then in the contest.
You can also see our Youtube video here of fans at a concert. Who are they here to see? Leave a comment and get a free T-Shirt 5DLounge T-Shirt.
I think I see why Tim is always so terrible.
Why on earth are we talking about eggs? What has this show become?
Changing the name of the show to “Shit Duke Doesn’t Eat.”
Rules of Attraction- When Jessica Biel gets a bloody nose. “Rusty Pipes.”
Candyman- The new Jordan Peele version.
Please do not say Candyman 5 times in the mirror. We really do not want to lose any listeners. But, perhaps you could have Megan Markle and her listeners try it.
Beetlejuice. Did you see what I did there?
Community with BeetleJuice- So Subtle.
Detroit sports sucks.
Tim’s Tainted Experiences
Female Halloween Group Costumes
Taylor Hawkins Tribute concert. Next one is September 27th.
Chuck is perma- pruned.
Nerd time!
I am a Star Trek guy.
The Runaways- Cherry Bomb
The B-Side is coming next week!
5DL Episode 047: Favorite Horror Movies-“Clearly this was murder.”
5DL Episode 047: Favorite Horror Movies-“Clearly this was murder.”
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim.
Liner Notes by Reginald
Side-A
Duke just painted a perfect picture for me. I wish he had asked me
Peer pressure at it’s best
That was not worth the hype
Oh shit, we started over. Do I delete what I typed? Did it all actually happen? Can I just erase that memory?
That was MJ’s finest moment in my book.
Horror: An intense feeling of fear shock or disgust.
MJ sounds old. No general admission, no weekend traffic, no bees, just neked hot tubbing.
Who needs GPS when you have Tim
John Candy, classic
Miners or Minors? Two totally different movies.
Not that anyone asked, but mine is Misery. My quirky one is The LawnMower Man.
Donovan- Season of the Witch
B-Side
Nope.
How on earth is Tim the voice of reason here?
This is how it will end for MJ.
MJ's cat jumping needs to be a clip.
Little Neil, Patricia Quinn & Richard O’Brien- Time Warp
5DL Episode 046: Shows Gone Too Soon 2- “I'm never coming back here again.”
5DL Episode 046: Shows Gone Too Soon 2- “I'm never coming back here again.”
Duke, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner notes by Reginald
Side- A
Fanny Pack. Be a man. Own it.
Sounds like Tim works there. He sure seems to know all the rules pretty well at The Arcade.
Spoiler alert; Chuck does not attempt the high note.
Arnold’s best movie was Killing Gunther.
Metric – Black Sheep (Featuring Brie Larson)
B-Side
Aerosmith- Dream On
5DL Episode 045: Adult Cartoons- "That's how scissors work!"
5DL Episode 045: Adult Cartoons-“That's how scissors work!"
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner notes by Reginald
Side-A
We should change the name of this show to the Pinball Show.
I am all for a rap battle between Tim & Chuck. Tim has been preparing for this his whole adult life.
Bell now added right before Chuck talks.
This really goes back to the old conversation that Chuck needs a bell. Full circle.
Contest: Email Duke@5DLounge.comto enter. Winner gets to be me for a day (I hate you already) or a painting from Duke or Chuck.
You are listening to Future Duke in the past. See, time travel sucks.
Chuck’s newest “Sunset” painting. Please Lizards, comment on what you think it is.
People watch with us. Who are these fans here to see?
Duke, you pulled this whole show out of your ass.
Work for free and a no prize. The Lizards are just like me.
Tim’s pick: Family Guy
Chuck’s pick: Rick & Morty
Might as well call this a Rick & Morty episode.
Duke’s pick: Archer
MJ’s pick: Beavis & Butthead
Oh man, listening to Duke explain the fact that we recorded 44 and 45 in reverse order is painful. It would have been easier to just record them in order so we didn’t have to have this high conversation.
O.A.R.- In the Clouds
B-Side
Pinside
Marvin’s Marvelous Mechanical Museum
God, I wish we had Chuck’s phone call to Marvin’s recorded.
Liz, this is an episode you are mentioned. Just helping you out, sister.
The Big Year (which we call the Birder movie)
Duke’s Official ranking for William Shatner roles:
7. Fanboys
6. Columbo
5.Twilight Zone
4. Star Trek
3. Ms. Congeniality
2. 3rd Rock From The Sun
1. Dodgeball
Jane Curtain. How could you forget her name. She is SNL royalty.
I would have mentioned when William Shatner showed up on Monday Night Raw and beat up Jerry the King Lawler.
Rogue Wave- Lake Michigan
5DL Episode 044: Just Conversatin’ 3-“ Let’s Redo This, Make Her a 6.”
5DL Episode 044: Just Conversatin’ 3-“ Let’s Redo This, Make Her a 6.”
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner Notes by Reginald
We recorded 2 episodes in one night. Like geniuses, we did them in reverse order. So, this is right after we record next week’s show. We start off a little baked.
Side-A
Contest: Email Duke@5DLounge.comand you are entered in the contest. Prizes include Being me for an episode, which is ridiculous and insulting, or a painting from Duke or Chuck.
I can hear Rocko breathing.
MJ saw Leon Bridges & Little Dragon
Duke saw Red Hot Chili Peppers & Korn
Masonic Temple in Detroit is incredible, but always hot. Never wear jeans.
I can’t wait for the day where we can all carry our joints anywhere and smoke outside anywhere.
Because it’s your dog!
Duke sounds like RHCP is his favorite band. He damn near has a boner for them.
Better Call Saul and Breaking Bad are great because they don’t explain everything with words. It’s in the acting. You have to pay attention. Not a show you can watch while texting someone. They don’t make shows like this enough.
Stay on a topic, Duke. Jesus.
Oh good, another Orville conversation. I don’t know which frustrates me more, the fact that Tim likes it so much or that Duke brings up every week which stations it has been on.
Did you see how masterfully Duke got out of that Orville conversation? Color me impressed.
Back to Orville? WTF?!?!?
Everyone is so baked.
Here is Chuck in his Blue Dream Light House with his LoveSac.
We haven’t even hit the B Side yet?
Can we start a counter for how often Tim says “Aspect”?
No one asked me what my favorite D&D part was.
It was when I thought they found me, but it ended up being some random old dude.
Maybe we talk Prey in 2 weeks. It depends on if MJ reads this.
We need music for when Duke realizes he needs to grow as a person.
For the record, Chuck was wrong in the Legion conversation.
“Mildly Impressive” is the nice way of saying it’s dumb.
Olivia Newton John, Heather Thomas and Markie Post? How old are you? Were you into Betty White?
When Duke asks “Am I just talking really fast”, that was our opportunity to leave.
Death list so far: Bob Saget, St Andrew’s Hall, Olivia Newton John, Gilbert Gottfried, Philip Baker Hall and more. We kind of lost track.
Who Are These Fans Here To See? Our first YouTube Video. First 5 people to leave a comment with the correct band name, gets a 5DL T-Shirt.
Still stoned from Cereal Milk
Leon Bridges- Bad Bad News
B-Side
A proper B-side. Some good ridiculous stories.
Maygen
Could someone please add Haga Daga, Bing Bong, The Low Note and Winn Ah Bay Go to the Urban Dictionary? Winner gets a “NO Prize”.
Little Dragon- Frisco
5DL Episode 043: Dungeons & Dragons- “You guys have some issues that crept into this game on accident”
5DL Episode 043: Dungeons & Dragons- “You guys have some issues that crept into this game on accident”
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck, Tim & Dungeon Master
Liner Notes by Reginald
Side-A
I actually get to talk a little since we are in the darkest timeline.
Adult cartoons will be the subject next week
We will also talk about Olivia Newton John, Better Call Saul Series Finale, Predator- Prey, The Good Year, Email from a Lizard, Red Hot Chili Peppers concert review and more.
Today is a mini-D&D campaign. No worries. This is super simple and fun. We went ahead and took out all the minutia, so it is just the fun story. The last half is hysterical. Enjoy.
There won’t be a ton of notes from me, so I can play. I’m looking forward to really enjoying this and working with the group for once and letting my voice be heard.
This is a great little set up by the Dungeon Master. I am so excited!
I’m off to get the horses.
I will take some more notes until my part of the story continues.
MJ is going to sing a song???
I feel like this is a lot of story without me.
Okay, you are all at the stables. Maybe time to come up with a plan to find me.
I hate you Tim. I am integral to the team, MJ, thank you.
Tim is trying to scare MJ with spiders in order to not have to find me.
Duke, you checked for weed first?
Shaking my head at MJ and Chuck.
I hope this bear totally Revenats you, Duke.
Really? How is that not me? Am I just not going to play today?
Next time someone asks me what my favorite animal is, the answer will forever be a Bule.
I am coming to the Overlook to kill you all.
Olivia Newton John- Twist of Fate
B-Side
You should all be making a plan right now to find me in a future campaign. I didn’t want to play anyway.
Another Terrible Tim’s Tainted Experiences- 1 star for that hotel
The Steve Miller Band- Space Cowboy
5DL Bonus Content to Accompany Episode 043: Dungeons & Dragons- " Chuck, The Wizard Sleeve"
Haga Daga! Alright!
On 8/22/2022, we will drop episode 043, Dungeons & Dragons.
We had a lot of content that I didn't want to slow down the action, so we decided to share it with you as a bonus. If you like the episode, feel free to listen to this for some extra context.
Enjoy!
-Duke
5DL Episode 041: Bands We Missed Out On Live- “Pot, Kettle, Dick”
5DL Episode 041: Bands We Missed Out On- “Pot, Kettle, Dick”
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner Notes by Reginald
Side-A
Duke’s epic fail was at Big Best in Games
Honestly, I miss the arcades of old. A shit ton of stand-up arcade games all for a quarter
That sounds like a Twilight Zone episode. Man sees a pinball machine that shows “1 Credit.” He starts to play. It continues to give him both free balls as well as free games. He feels locked into the machine. He can’t walk away during this hot streak. No one tries to stop him. From their point of view, he is setting some kind of world record. Eventually camera crews are there filming him on day 5. People bring him food, but he won’t eat or drink. He won’t let his fingers leave the game. He has defecated on himself, he is dehydrated and in short, he is dying. He dies playing the longest single session of any pinball game, setting a world record. Until 2 days later, a young girl walking by the machine notices it shows “1 Credit.” She starts to play.
Chris Pine on the Pinball Machine
Tim has never been so on point
You ruined Lady Gaga for me
I agree with MJ. Put Eminem a drama where he has to act like someone other than himself and let’s see how he does
Songs that have gone Diamond. The whole fucking list
Jesus Christ Tim, we get it. There are more songs than 12
Under the Bridge by the Red Hot Chili Peppers came out in 1991
BranDon on the Drew & Mike Podcast does the best Britney. He reads her ridiculous Instagram posts in his version of her voice. Hysterical
Chuck’s band missed: Tom Petty
MJ’s missed band: The Beastie Boys
Lost Angels with Adam Horovitz who did indeed keep Beastie’ing and a little acting.
Duke’s missed band: Oasis
Tim’s missed band: Sublime
The 5DL Summertime PlayList
Farley and Belushi were 33 when they passed
Sublime- Wrong Way
B-Side
The Big Year, AKA The Birder
I am shocked you haven’t mentioned 6 to Midnight yet
SCTV also known as Second City TV was the show that Eugene Levy, John Candy and Rick Moranis were at.
I think MJ has a thing for Steve Martin and 2 other dudes.
Israel Kamakawiwo’ole- Somewhere Over the Rainbow
5DL Episode 040: Our Favorite Videogames- “We Don’t Even Need That”
5DL Episode 040: Our Favorite Videogames- “We Don’t Even Need That”
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner Notes by Reginald
Side-A
My wife bought tickets to Thunder Down Under
No one cares where you sat
I was there. The way MJ tells the story is mostly accurate
Damn. Is it pile on Tim night?
Sounds like Blue Dream is around the corner
I liked it when 3 of you said in unison “CRAB CREAM”
Tim has CAUTION tape tattooed around his junk
D&D Is a lot of fun. I have a level 9 Rogue named Pike
Britney is writing a song right now about gas
It’s hard to have heroes since we know everyone is as fucked up as we are
Rock of Love couldn’t be made today
Chuck’s game: Diablo2
Ewwww! Look at me, I don’t game, I am so sophisticated. I hold my wine with a pinky out. Can you tell I am still mad from the other week?
MJ’s game: Contra
Gang Beasts, Fall Guys, Rocket League
Tim’s game: Titanfall 2
The Hugh Jackman movie was called Reel Steel and it was robots, not mechs. You guys are idiots.
Duke’s game: BroForce
Drop us a line and let us know what your favorite game is: Duke@5DLounge.com
Golden Earing- Radar Love
B-Side
Don’t worry, this 6 to noon conversation is super short. So worth it.
T-Shirt Ideas. Any artists out there feel like showing off their versions of these ideas?
You should not be talking news stories when you are stoned. You gave zero facts about the new California tax credits.
David Harbour has 44 acting credits in TV shows and movies. Stranger Things definitely is where his career pops.
Bram Stoker’s Dracula! No?
He hates them, not me. Although, I hate him.
What she wanted to say was “Oh My God Chuck, fuck off.
The Who – Pinball Wizard
5DL Episode 039: Just Conversatin' 2- "Touch My Chest"
5DL Episode 039: Just Conversatin’ 2- “Touch My Chest”
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner Notes by Reginald
Side- A
Oh good. Another episode about nothing.
Binky? As in a pacifier?
Not MJ’s best. You sound like your parents.
Obi Wan Kenobi- First current TV show the whole cast has watched.
Jesus, quite a deep dive on Palpatine/Anakin.
If I were to rate Obi Wan, I would rate it “A wet joint.” Your joint may be wet, but you still have a joint.
If I were to rate Thor Love & Thunder, I would rate it “Cherry Flavored Vape Pen.” You know, something you see tweens sucking on.
If I were to rate the new Matrix movie, I would rate it “Cigar box weed.” You really should have known better.
If I were to rate Stranger Things, I would rate it “Blue Dream out of a Bong.” It’s what you want. Music is life.
If I were to rate For All Mankind, I would rate it “A Jack on the Rocks.” Nostalgic and familiar. Tomorrow you will wish you had spent your time differently.
If I were to rate The Man From Toronto, I would rate it “Pre Rolled Mac N Jelly.” You just laugh and feel comfy.
Kevin Smith put $25K on credit cards to make Clerks.
You guys butchered the description of Jersey Girl and you got almost all of what you were describing around it wrong. It’s a really good movie. Check it out on Starz now.
If I was to rate Barry, I would rate it “Jack Herer in a vape pen.” It’s a quick hit that is smart and funny. Creative and different.
Wedding Crasher
Broken Bells – Good Luck
B-Side
This whole episode feels like it has been a B-Side.
MJ just stole the episode title from Chuck.
We seriously need music for “Tim’s Tainted Experience”
This conversation is disgusting.
Fuck you guys. Seriously, fuck you. Treating me like I am Bruce Willis in the 6th Sense. I am here! You’re pissing me off. This is some bullshit. You are making fun of the liner notes you asked me to write. Dick.
MJ with a live drop from Just Friends.
“You’ve developed a character.” Chuck is also a dick.
The Long Con is they are convincing people I am not real.
Brian Jamestown Massacre- Anemone
5DL Episode 038: Just Conversatin' - "Two Balls One Taint"
5DL Episode 038: Just Conversatin’ – “Two Balls One Taint”
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner Notes by Reginald
Side A
MJ’s hot tub is in! Party!!!!!!!
Honestly, when you are baked, there is so much happening in some of your paintings. Like “7 Stories” in the “Duke’s art section of the website.
“The Island” also known as “Bret Michaels” or as I see it, “Izzy Stradlin”
Chuck remembers the yanking of the tree bush.
Wow. I was not even included in the 5.
“Pulled a Whitney Houston”?!? Is that a thing?
Buck Moon!!
Jesus, we get it Duke. You met Walker Hayes. Stop brining him up.
Every time a Quentin Tarantino drop hits, I wonder if the Weed Witch gets it.
The nostalgia in Stranger Things is just so incredible.
Walker Hayes is no Hanson.
I believe Duke’s arch nemesis is still Celine Dion.
I’ll be at the Highly Suspect concert for sure. Duke doesn’t care.
I hope you are enjoying Duke’s 5DLounge Charleston Tour.
I don’t even know what this show is about anymore.
Fred Durst canceled his tour in the summer of 2021 because of the Pandemic.
“It’s a Tim thing”
This is the perfect podcast topic. Looking at colors.
Blue/Gray= Ballistic Blue
Yay! 5 masks
MJ- Goblin
Chuck- Purple Angry Duck
Tim- Parrot Head
Duke- Gorilla
Reginald- Not offered one, even though THERE ARE 5 FUCKING MASKS!!!
Our Masks pics
Double Episode= a full A & B side in order, and then we start over and record a 2nd episode, both A& B so that you never have a week without us.
MJ just planted hers essentially today and Duke is putting his plants in mortal danger every day. Looks like Chuck has thing won.
This is the longest A side ever
I left that “Bing Bong” in because it was hidden well
When I go to a friend’s house and I see stones they collected from around the world, I put a couple in my pocket and later throw them in a forest, creek or park. #CageFreeRocks
Webb Telescope Pictures. Take a minute. It is worth it.
There is nothing better than a fire outside
RIP James Caan. The Badabing strip club name in the Sopranos makes so much more sense now
David Carradining yourself is not a bad way to go
Dirty Heads: Life’s Been Good
B-Side
Someone add to Urban Dictionary “6 to Noon” and have the meaning when someone puts 6 of their own fingers in their ass. #5DL
MJ officially pays her lost bet to Chuck
****Foot Note
MJ got a movie quote wrong. This was from “A Guy Thing”, not “The Sweetest Thing.”
Thomas Jane count:004
Stick a fork in him. Duke is done.
Tim’s junk’s nick name is “Jigsaw.”
The name of the episode was “Tim’s Tainted Experiences” until Chuck dropped that title. A close second was “One Ball One Taint.”
KottonMouth Kings – Mr. Cali-man
5DL Episode 037: 3 Famous People We Want to Get Akedbay Ithwbay: “I Don’t Know Why I Said It So Sweary.”
5DL Episode 037: 3 Famous People We Want to Get Akedbay Ithwbay: “I Don’t Know Why I Said It So Sweary.”
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck and Tim
Liner Notes by Reginald
Side-A
I never get introduced, only yelled to/at.
If you are reading this, you probably heard about us on PornHub. We are Eskimo brothers, but different.
Tim, ever present.
Dick Marx leaves no impressions.
The Dad of Detroit
Do you even edit these anymore?
This is off the rails already. Can you see why I didn’t even write notes last week?
What if Tim’s mom’s nickname was “The Road.”
I deserve a “Burn” drop for that.
Winning Time: The Rise of the Lakers Dynasty
I love that saying “Don’t Louis CK her” means something people understand.
MJ gets to name 5 people. Does anyone even ask me one of mine? Nope.
Pizza Bob’s shakes should really be included in every person’s stories.
All hail Dave Grohl
Brady Spencer & the work Our Time
The B-Side
First ever spreadsheet burn.
Meme=Chuckle
MJ Face Plant into the Mic Count: 12
I feel like we do not complete a lot of B side stories.
Duck
5th Dimension Lounge Classy Porn
The Marcus King Band Goodbye Carolina Extended Version
5DL Episode 036: Our Favorite John Hughes Movies- "Blue Dream Out of Season?"
5DL Episode 036: Our Favorite John Hughes Movies- "Blue Dream Out of Season?"
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner notes by Reginald
No notes today. Just enjoy the new episode. You are lucky I got the editing done in time.
Side-A
Big Data- Dangerous
B-Side
Tom Petty & the HeartBreakers- Last Dance (with Mary Jane)
5DL Episode 035: Arnold Schwarzenegger- "Bush on the Breath"
5DL Episode 035: Arnold Schwarzenegger: “Bush on the Breath”
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Tim & Chuck
Liner Notes by Reginald
Side-A
A recap on how we started the 5DL.
This is like the Sixth Sense but different. I am here, but Duke acts like I am not real. Not going to lie; that hurts.
Dungeon Master? Is that like S&M or D&D?
No way was he inhaling. No worries, bring him back and show him.
Duke’s Favorite Arnold Movie: Total Recall
MJ’s is Terminator 2: Judgement Day
Chuck’s is Sabotage
Tim’s is Twins
My favorite is Running Man if anyone cares.
Bill Burr is a comedy god.
Wonka Bars #13
“Calm your tits” started here.
Royal & the Serpent- F$&k You!
B-Side
We had a whole conversation a few weeks ago about what a “Beefy Vagina” was.
I will not strike that.
Here we go again. B-side of 034 all over again.
An Impromptu phone a friend? To the Weed Whisperer? Yes please!
Tim’s Terrible Tantrums
Rubber Mask Essential Oils Challenge coming soon.
The Glorious Sons- S.O.S.
5DL Episode 034: Britney Spears - "Slum Orgy"
5DL Episode 034: Britney Spears- “Slum Orgy”
The Duke of Detroit, Tim, MJ & Chuck
Liner Notes by Reginald
Side-A
MJ planted her weed seeds! That deserved an air horn.
I will be shocked if Duke has any left at the time of harvest.
K-Fed is on notice.
Chuck’s loft sounds sweet. I wish I was invited to hang out.
It doesn’t take much to go off the rails these days.
Tim had me at Skittle Dispenser
K-Log is the man.
Main Topic: Britney Spears
Nice How I Met Your Mother call back.
“Leaning Tour of Britney Cups”
Really, you can’t have enough Jason Alexander drops.
****Special note, Britney Spears has written some of her songs, but the big hits were written by someone else.****
Britney Spears- I’m a Slave 4 U
B-Side
I am never invited to the afterparties.
“Slum Orgy”
Wow. Never has Duke’s lack of trying new foods ever been so evident.
This anniversary ends a little different I see. Well done.
Paaahhh vs. Poooof
Britney Spears- Till The World Ends
5DL Episode 033: The 5DL Summer Playlist
This is a bit of a different episode. Yeah, we needed a week off. So what? You get our 5DL Summer Playlist, we get some time away. Everyone is a winner.
Think of it as an album. You have an hour and 17 minutes of music picked specifically for you in a specific order. Yeah, you.
You are welcome.
5DL Episode 032: Box 1 By NPH: "The Fingerbang Suite"
5DL Episode 032: Box 1 By NPH: "The Fingerbang Suite"
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner Notes by Reginald
Side-A
A little trip up, right out of the gate.
Search 5th Dimension Lounge
Email Duke@5DLounge.com
Get another me.
I bet Tess McGill would have completed her list.
No more Night Run? Oh thank God!
That was the worst impersonation ever.
Most of your stories are boring. I quite actually like this one.
Ozark & Better Call Saul. If you do not want to hear this, fast forward to 25:49
Main Topic: Box 1 by NPH. If you do not want this spoiled, fast forward to 51:25
Nathaniel Rateliff & The Night Sweats- I Need Never Get Old
B-Side
MJ lost a bet. During the music break, she thought our play out song was a cover. She was incorrect. She now owes Chuck a joint.
I kind of miss the airhorn.
If I have to hear Chuck complain about there not being a Blue/Grey, I’m going to flap jack him.
My birthday is today.
I have never watched the Bachelor or the Bachelorette, but I have totally watched the Bachelor Pad.
“The show is real.” Thanks for the clarification, Chuck.
I think Tim’s first love is this show. He seems offended.
I would fly far, far away from this podcast.
I already can’t control when I ooooooooOOOoooooooOOOOOoooo……rgasm.
Chuck would really be Stuart in Scream.
Count Chocula for sure.
Phantogram- When I’m Small
5DL Episode 031: Our Favorite Motion Picture Soundtracks- "I make mix tapes for a living."
5DL Episode 031: Our Favorite Motion Picture Soundtracks- "I make mix tapes for a living."
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner Notes by Reginald
Side-A
Do you miss the airhorn? Email Duke@5DLounge.com
Love the “Winn-A-Bay-Go”drop
MJ’s list is expanding quickly.
Memento is how I feel on some strains.
MJ should make her list on herself as tattoos. Maybe then she would get them done.
Wow. I thought Tim was on something deep comparing space to time, but no, he sure wasn’t.
Boogie Nightsis truly star studded.
Thomas Jane is indeed in Boogie Nights.
How big of a dork am I to know that Thomas Jane was in the 2ndPunisher, not the 1st, nor 3rd.
If James Bond dies in a movie, can they bring back a character named James Bond later without it being a reboot?
WTF? This conversation about James Bond is the dumbest thing ever.
Favorite Motion Picture Soundtracks
MJ: Garden State
Duke: Singles
Tim: Almost Famous
Chuck: Scott Pilgrim Vs the World
Reginald: https: The Faculty
Did we miss a good one? Post it on social media and tag it with #5DL, or email us at Duke@5DLounge.com
Quirky Motion Picture Soundtracks
Duke: Mallrats
MJ: Empire Records
Chuck: Kill Bill
Tim: Can’t Hardly Wait
Reginald: Batman
Wonka Bars #13
Edwyn Collins- Girl Like You
B-Side
Can we start calling Tim the Lyricist?
Ode to Tara
Tara’s Eyes
She Moves Me (Tara Why Do You Hate Me?)
Tomorrow Automatically Returns Anger
I just saw an “O” Face
That was a brown note.
Guttural. That is exactly what that was.
Holy shit did this show just go off the rails. I am embarrassed for all of you. I don’t get paid enough.
Thievery Corporation- Lebanese Blonde
5DL Episode 030: Yard Games - "I didn't know I had to bring nouns with me."
5DL Episode 030: Yard Games: “I didn't know I had to bring nouns with me.”
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner Notes by Reginald
Side-A
Typical amount of filth. Didn’t take long to bring up cum socks.
Covered Wagon You don’t need to click it. But if you do, it’s the bottom description.
Of all the people not to plant their seeds, I am shocked it is MJ.
Wow. Duke sounds like quite the horticulturist, until you realize 5 died in a week.
You can run the Night Nation Run in Detroit with the Duke & Duchess.
Duke didn’t read the directions?!? Yeah, that sounds about right.
MJ’s To-Do List:
· Plant Seeds
· Sign up for Night Nation Detroit Run
· Watch Flatch
· Play Box 1
Why does Lost come up every week?
Longest
Drop
Ever
****Secret Message Incoming****
Joel, friend of Tim,
As I hear Tim drone on about this game, I realize, you are supposed to be making a Foot Log. Any progress?
****Secret Message Concluded****
Euchre I know what you are thinking, why consider a card game as a yard game? Because we play euchre when we camp or tailgate.
MJ’s To-Do List:
· Plant Seeds
· Sign up for Night Nation Detroit Run
· Watch Flatch
· Play Box 1
. Look up how to sell Box Hockey
Wonka Bars #13
Chris Cornell – Watching the Wheels
B-Side
5th Dimension Libs
Creedence Clearwater Revival- Have you Ever Seen the Rain
5DL Episode 029: Festivals - "But I'd Want To Be a Full On Whore."
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Tim & Chuck
Liner notes by Reginald
Side - A
Right out of the gate, Duke shows his privilege. Doesn’t know how to use a hammer? I mean, I don’t either but…….
HAXMAN – Smokeless firepit and Jack Daniels Backyard Lights
Food for thought. Most dudes shake hands with the same one they beat off with. High 5!
Live accidental drops! That’s a first!
Smoke from a bonfire masks the smell of smoke from my joint.
FOOTLOG!!!!!
****SECRET MESSAGE INCOMING****
Hey Joel, friend of Tim, this message is for you! Don’t worry, Tim does not read these notes. Hell, no one does. This is just a message from Duke to you. Make a foot log. Don’t tell Tim until it’s done. Then text him a pick. Then I win the bet. MWU HA HA HA HA!!!!
****SECRET MESSAGE CONCLUDED****
The Duke of Detroit- Freebooter Midnight
MJ-Pheasant Sardonic
Tim- Brainiac Silent
Chuck-Fiend Mighty
Reginald- Reginald
God damn it.
Welcome to Flatch on Hulu
Ozark on Netflix
Flight Attendant on Hulu app
Better Call Saul on AMC+ App
YellowStone on Peacock App
If 1 Lizard emails Duke@5DLoungethat they like the airhorn, he will keep it.
Teen Titans
King of the Hill
Wonka Bars #13
Pepper – Ashes
B-Side
Tim is so high.
This show is shit. My personal opinion
The start of MJ’s story sounds a lot like the plot to All the Right Moves
He should have taken that picture of MJ assed out and made it a Christmas card.
You can join team 5th Dimension Lounge
MJ texted Duke the invite for this 5k on March 9th. Two full months ago.
Pepper - Stormtroopers
5DL Episode 028: Artists - "Bitches Be Trippin'"
5DL Episode 028: Artists- “Bitches be Tripin’”
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Dr Deplorable & Chuck
Liner notes by Reginald
Side-A
Tim is back!
The T-shirt idea is genius. Any idea that shows off boobs is my kind of idea.
Steak & Titties coming soon.
Strip club, in a strip mall serving strip steak.
That Severance episode was right up my alley. I loved it. I think I may be the only one.
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent was incredible.
Artists:
Magic the Gathering Black Lotus Card
I miss Garbage Pail Kids. I wonder of there is a Reginald card. Hmmmm.
Wonka Bars #13
Highly Suspect- Lydia
B-Side
I will donate $100 to have Tim go crowd surfing.
Tim is a Parakeet Head. Huge Jimmy Buffet fan.
I feel like their are conversations I was not part of. When the fuck did you talk about the Blue Gil Festival or the Foo Fighters?
Sounds like Chuck filmed a Renaissance porn.
Duke is trying really hard to grow as a person.
Stone Temple Pilots- Plush (Acoustic)
5DL Episode 027: Severance- "But, music is life!"
5DL Episode 027: Severance- "But music is life!"
The Duke of Detroit, MJ & Chuck
Liner Notes by Reginald
A-Side
Follow us on social media. Search “5thDimension Lounge”
Check out Chuck’s campfire painting
Duke usually makes me do his grocery shopping.
No one asked me what my favorite snacks were.
Hey Lizards, what are some of your favorite snacks? Email Duke@5DLounge.com or post them on social media and tag #5DL.
Quentin Tarantino movies are pretty epic.
Stan Lee is a God.
That was the longest story ever.
This Nicholas Cage movie may redefine him as an actor.
You mentioned the Stereophoincs for 30 seconds and then talked for 15 minutes on TV and movies. Yeah, music is just so important to you.
Another plug for AppleTV? Are they paying us for this?
Better Call Saul. Soooooooo good.
Michael McKean, not Jeffrey Jones
Another Dong show for Chuck; Minx
Also, he should probably watch Northman
Music is life!
Artists next week!
If you have an ideas for show topics, email them to Duke@5Dlounge.com
Duke will send a few T-Shirts out.
More FootLog drama
Seriously, if you have not watched Severance don’t listen to the rest of this episode. You will be so bored. I watched it, and the rest of this show is still shit.
If you want to fast forward to the B-Side, fast forward to 1:27:00
SunFuel
The Arcs- Lake Superior
B-Side
Gabe sends us a Wordle. He only does this when the word is a 5DL word.
Chuck, I am worried about you sometimes.
Cat eyes are so hot. Don’t make it weird.
I swear I have heard this shitty story before.
Blue Foundation- Eyes on Fire
5DL Episode 026: Favorite Snacks, Take Out & Beverages- Eiffel Sour
5DL Episode 026 Snacks, To Go Food & Beverages- Eiffel Sour
Duke, MJ, Tim & Chuck
Liner notes by Reginald
A-Side
Well, this is a different start.
There is the opening I know!
I am sitting in the corner.
T-Shirts & Cough Towels can be bought at www.5dlounge.com
Has it only been 6 months? I feel like I have been typing notes forever.
Rule of thumb, someone brings up Benoit Balls, you let them talk.
I bet everyone forgets to take their seeds with them.
Severance is the topic next week, Episode 027
Make sure to check out our social media this week to see pictures of our favorite snacks, to go foods and beverages. Look up 5thDimension Lounge
Post your own favorites and tag them with #5DL
283 pizzas? You should be dead.
Lemon Berry #3
The Scoundrels- Sexy Weekend
B-Side
Another Murder Mobile story
Phone a Friend- The Weed Whisperer tells her Benoit Balls story.
What the fuck is a pelvic floor?
Apparently, Tim buys all his sex toys at Tractor Supply.
Only here can you find 4 people talking about trailers from the 70’s.
That Mommy drop scares the shit out of me.
We could do a whole show on Ed O’Neill.
Wayne Newton just made the list.
RIP Gilbert Gottfried. Glad it wasn’t our fault.
Pelvic Floors is Tight Pussy
Nic Cage- The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent
The Hanson video you need to see
Stereophonics- Maybe Tomorrow
The 5DL to go order
5DL Episode 025: The Hash Bash- What does Mike Hunt look like?
025 Hash Bash- What does Mike Hunt look like?
Duke, MJ & Tim- The Weed Whisperer will join us on the B-Side (halfway point)
Liner Notes by Reginald
A-Side
MJ would have been the MVP in the Batman episode last week.
Alanis MoreUpSet is on the list!
Severance will be reviewed in two weeks! Tim says he will watch it, but will not.
Phone A Friend- Chuck
Hash Bash & Hash Bash Cup Recap
I was not invited for Pizza Bob shakes.
To whomever bought the 1 T-Shirt at the Hash Bash, email Duke@5DLounge.com
Wow. The coughing is rough. This is why we shouldn’t smoke through a whole show.
Welcome Kimberly, the Weed Whisperer. We met her at Skymint
Dirty Heads- Rage
B-Side
Aggressive Extrovert. No one knows themselves as well as Kimberly knows herself.
Honestly, that sales pitch would have worked.
Do you ever notice how sometimes the sound drop sets up the story?
There is no link to the JARS dispensary review. Because it never happened. How do I make a winking emoji?
Terpenes are real. That should be a T-Shirt.
Surprise Parties= Sex Toys. Do people know this already?
Why? DUKE!!!!!! You just stepped on a story about Benoit Balls!!!
I would pay to be in that room, but those women can’t make eye contact.
Note to self, do not ever ask anyone such an aggressive question as “What is your soul animal.”
I am pretty sure Duke will never ask that again.
Grocery List:
1. Smucker’s Grape Jelly
2. Petroleum Jelly
3. KY Jelly
Kimberly clearly does not know the Spoiler Rules. I did not even get a chance to hit the Imperial March.
Please read the sign- “Do not mention Crumble, it triggers the Tim.” It’s like the rule don’t tap the glass in the aquarium.
Well shit, now we will for sure be doing a Memento episode.
Another painfully long story by Tim. Didn’t we use to say Chuck did this? It should be called Timming it.
Rebelution- Sky is the limit
5DL Episode 024 Batman- It was never about the paint.
Duke, Tim & Chuck
Liner notes by Reginald
A-Side
Phone a Friend! Suzi Q!
A week later and Chuck still barely understands the nuts conversation.
Batman Movie Discussion- If you want to skip to the B-Side, fast forward to the 01:22:13 mark.
Batman
Batman Returns
Batman Forever
Batman & Robin
Batman Begins
The Dark Knight
The Dark Knight Rises
Batman Vs Superman
Justice League
The Batman
Barry Keoghan played Joker in a deleted scene.
Taylor Hawkins- Kiss the Ring
B-Side
We need to end this podcast. Or change the name to “The Angel of Death.”
Michael Keaton is in serious danger.
Let’s bring the Mick back.
The 5th Dimension Lounge Gift Basket- Coming Soon
Did Tim just knight Duke?
Is Amy Smart hot?
2NU- This is Ponderous
5DL Episode 023: TV Shows That Ended Too Soon- Riddled with Dongs
Liner Notes by Reginald
The Duke of Detroit, Tim & Chuck
Look for us on Instagram, TikTok, WeedLife and Twitter by searching "5th Dimension Lounge"
A-Side
Chuck is always worried about 4 for everyone on the podcast. Am I not here? Hello?
TikTok? You don’t want to see this. Do not click that hyperlink.
Did Tim just say “what do they call that? They go viral…..” I thought Duke was the old one. Apparently, it’s Tim.
Another Long Con complete.
Jericho, not to be confused with Jericho
2 Guys a Girl and a Pizza Place
Shout out to Drew & Mike
Chuck needs a bell so we can keep track of him. Any suggestions on the best approach can be emailed to Duke@5DLounge.com
UGO- Dead Pirates
B-Side
Spartacus dong count: 978,164
Tim never remembers the songs, artists, actors, title or anything about what he brings up.
“Hey remember that show I once liked?”
Chuck always thinks we were talking about something adjacent to what we were talking about.
Willis- I think I like it when it rains.
5DL Bonus Episode: The Clown Pocket Infinite Loop
No title has been as misleading since the movie Never Ending Story debuted.
A few weeks ago MJ was telling a story. About what? We have no idea. But she started talking about water tight assholes. From there, we found ourselves in a loop that never ends. Well, it does in 10ish minutes, but you get it.
I hope you enjoy this ridiculous waste of time.
-Duke
5DL Episode 021: Concerts - We could have been strippers in Canada
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner notes by Reginald
A-Side
You don’t want a Cough Towel. Only Chuck wants one.
Please visit our social sites. Instagram, Twitter, Weedlife, Facebook as well as our website. Look up “5th Dimension Lounge”
Podcast for Matt
Sativa musings
Wrapping up Gallagher
The Magic Bag
Prince. There is nothing I can type that will help this segment.
MJ’s first concert: The Steve Miller Band
Tim’s first concert: SilverChair
Chuck’s first concert: Martina McBride
Duke’s first concert: Huey Lewis & the News
Wow Tim. Way to steal the News’ thunder.
MJ’s favorite show: Thievery Corporation
The money line is 3.5 on Duke having more kids.
Tim’s favorite show: Eminem & Jay-Z
Chuck’s favorite show: Naughty by Nature
Duke’s favorite show: Guns N Roses/Metallica show with Faith No More opening
The boob show gets my vote for best concert.
MJ’s worst show: Incubus
Tim’s worst show: SmashMouth
Tim is the president of the Nickelback fan club.
Chuck’s worst show: Matchbox Twenty
Loooooongest drop ever. Fucking Casey Kasem!
Why does it sound like we are on a creaking boat?
Duke’s worst show: Primus or the Tragically Hip.
The lead singer’s death was tragic. Duke is an asshole.
Lost- Good ending or bad to the series?
Smoking Tangled Diesel from Pincanna
Tim is barely younger than Duke. Idiot.
Elovaters featuring Orange Groove- Margaritas
B-Side
Pink eye from the strip club is gross! That’s why I wear ski goggles when I go.
Flabbergasted **
Me doth think that Tim protests too much.
“It’s close to my House.”
10 seconds later
“It’s in a terrible neighborhood.”
Chuck, you were not involved, you were a witness.
Duke is high. He can’t figure out how to say “lap dance.”
Gym Class Heroes – Lovely Day
5DL Episode 020: Stand Up Comedians- Dongs are curious.
Duke, MJ, Chuck & Tim
Liner notes written by Reginald
A-Side
That was my favorite intro.
Wife swap!
Chuck’s kryptonite: Super Lemon Haze
Bob Newhart
Bill Cosby
Jeff Dunham
Adam Sandler
Gallagher
Chuck says “Couch” funny.
Apex Legends Christmas Card
D&D Christmas Card
Carrot Top
Brad Garrett
The Amazing Jonathan ironically had a special called Lounge Lizards
Sam Kinison
Andrew Dice Clay
Dennis Leary
Betty White
Lucille Ball
George Burns & Gracie
Jerry Stiller & Anne Meara
Sarah Silverman
Kristin Wig
Tina Fey
Amy Poehler
Josh Blue
Dane Cook
Bill Burr
Bert Kreischer
Tom Segura
Ralphie May
Fluffy- Gabriel Iglesias
TONY SHALHOUB! So close!
Ron White
Daniel Tosh
Jim Jeffries
The Duke of Detroit
George Carlin
Dave Chappelle
New Strain: Sunshine
Cough Towel
New T-Shirts
The Good Ones by Windowspeak
B-Side
Hash Bash is coming.
You can order shirts for $25. No shipping fees. Email Duke@5DLounge.com Red, Blue, Green, Purple and size desired.
Strip Club jokes are always fucking classy.
I like that Tim thought he didn’t have a Jimmy Buffett story, and then proceeded to tell one.
“Hoping to finger her.”
“Dongs are curious.” These notes write themselves.
Duke knows a little too much about Grease.
Maxwell Caulfield struggled after Grease 2.
Duke misremembered. The movie is not Twist of Fate, it's Two of a Kind
Let Go- Sinead Harnett
5DL Episode 019- Alright Alright Alright
019- Alright Alright Alright
The Duke of Detroit, MJ & Chuck
Liner Notes by Reginald
A-Side
Duke was out of weed? First sign of the end of times.
Sticky Ypsi is Chuck’s favorite Dispensary.
Command Words still do nothing.
Right Turn Clyde
Duke, you should paint more old school video games.
It’s Jackson Pollack you jack ass.
Link to 5DL T-Shirts
5DL Stash Tubes coming
Talk of the weed growing contest. Everyone gets seeds except poor Reginald.
Hey, if Tim can’t participate anyway, why don’t I take his place?
The Farm- stars, fires, weed, throw up pole, foot log and golf carts. What else do you need?
MJ is winning this contest for sure.
MJ should write a book with all her stories.
Right Turn Clyde is not on Leafly. ☹
Deep thoughts.
2 Jimmy’s? Duke is too high.
And MJ is too high. Sounds like Chuck is steering the ship now.
2 Cover songs just for Chuck.
Santana w/ Scott Weiland- Can’t You Hear Me Knocking
B-Side
Who doesn’t have a Jimmy Buffet story?
Tim would have been all over that.
Can you hear it in Chuck’s voice? The wheels are falling off.
MJ shaved your back? That makes two of us now.
It wasn’t the first or last sock to be defiled.
2 Buffett’s, not 2 Jimmy’s.
3 Possibilities for Tim and Jimmy Buffett. I think he totally pulled the goalie and hates Buffett, but went because of his girl.
Music to Bang to.
“If I wan’ a wrassle”
I bet Duke has a Duran Duran shirt.
Duke singing Outkast is punishment.
Command Words have no effect.
Chuck has a banana problem.
Joyous Wolf- Mississippi Queen
5DL Episode #018: Winn Ah Bay Go!
Liner Notes by Reginald
The Duke of Detroit, MJ, Tim & Chuck
Side A
Note to self, don’t let MJ hand out the edibles.
If you get too baked, remember, it will pass.
Vinyl= Rolling a Joint
Mp3= Vape Pen
I am so mad that Beefy Vagina is now in my search history.
You aren’t giving my story justice.
I am sitting here writing comments.
This is my take on everything.
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Email Duke@5dlounge.com
Find the “Gash” in Duke’s Art
Of course Duke appreciates his own story.
Paws Don’t Stop!
Betsy, find us.
Herbana
Bryce Vine – Sour Patch Kids
Side B
The Saga of Chuck
MJ with a great burn.
Command Words
· 50%
· Gandolph The Gay
· I’d have to kill you because it’s not a good defense because you aren’t supposed to kill someone for real because you kill them in a story.
· People bothering me.
· The Prank is Reginald. Chuck is Reginald.
· Fuck you Tim. I do see some shit.
2 Minutes & 3 seconds of the best of Chuck.
Pot & Paint, better idea than Paint & Pour
YouTube Videos coming soon
I want to paint, but no one asks me.
Chuck is right, your watermelon painting does look like a gash.
Did Duke buy Hanson tickets yet?
“Water got dumped on me because I was getting near the fire.”
Duke doesn’t eat soup.
Does Duck sauce sound dirty because it sounds like “Fuck Sauce” or because it is sauce from a duck?
Adjacency Pointing, Chuck’s superpower.
General Tsao’s Pizza. Heard it here first.
Ceramic Animal – Dreams Via Memories