Two Guys Many Bad Movies
By Aaron Hayes
Are you tired of angry podcasts about terrible movies? Want something a bit more chilled out? Well then, give this one a try, Two Guys Many Bad Movies. Each week Paul and Aaron will riff on an awful movie (including some lesser known gems like Maradonia: The Shadow Empire) and generally have a grand old time enjoying some top quality garbage. So sit back, relax and get yourself a snack. These movies are worth every frame.
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Two Guys Many Bad MoviesNov 18, 2022
Left Behind (2000)
The Kirk Cameron one. Also Aaron Goes Mad and gets possessed at the end. He’s going to the worst of all possible hells
Jul 03, 202342:18
Daddy Day Care (2003)
This movie from Aaron’s childhood wasn’t very good, it’s quite poopy if we’re honest. CW: offensive humour, including a joke about priests.
Apr 29, 202342:49
Resident Evil (2002)
Paul WS Anderson cast his IRL wife as the lead in this mediocre adaptation of the classic video game series. What an absolute wife guy gigachad. Content warnings: Dark humour including a joke about CSA, listener discretion advised.
Apr 22, 202301:01:26
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within (2001) [NOT APRIL FOOLS!]
Lmao this movie has nothing to do with Final Fantasy amirite???
Apr 01, 202346:14
Reverse SASS: This is Spinal Tap (1982)
Aaron shows Paul this cult classic, we spoil all the jokes and make fun of Neil Degrasse Tyson
Feb 25, 202301:02:42
Plan 9 from Outer Space (100th episode special!)
We made it to 100 episodes guys! Which means we had to cover this certified hood classic. Yes, it’s goddamn Ed Wood baby!
Feb 18, 202301:09:04
Dead Space (1991)
This movie is really boring and we makes jokes everything except the Dead Space games. (Yes Aaron makes Mass Effect jokes lmao)
Feb 11, 202338:53
SASS: Bumblebee (2018)
Paul shows Aaron the best Transformers Movie
Jan 21, 202349:20
SASS: Transformers (2007)
Paul shows Aaron the divisive first film in the infamous Bay Transformers series. Does this movie hold up? Not much in the way of content warnings this week but we still swear a lot.
Jan 14, 202358:55
Note: our first remote recording in a while so beware of some audio glitches here and there. Our boys take a look at the mediocre live action remake of the funni nose boi movie
Jan 07, 202354:21
Little Man (2006)
Last episode of 2022, our boys looks at another Wayans’ brothers movie, content warnings for racism and references to a certain misogynist who got arrested, you know the one
Dec 31, 202252:54
CW: mentioned suicide, Brutal gore. Paul and Aaron take a look at this cult classic, does it hold up? Listen and find out.
Nov 25, 202254:12
Alien Vs Predator: Requiem
CW: some edgy jokes idk. Paul and Aaron take a look at a worse sequel to a bad movie. Although the lighting makes it hard to see anything anyway
Nov 18, 202236:43
SASS: Promare (2019)
Paul shows Aaron one of his favourite Anime and it becomes one of Aaron’s favourite anime. Also there’s a hot twink in there or something.
Oct 28, 202247:57
The Most OFFENSIVE Movie we’ve *ever* Covered!- Shreck (1990)
Content warning: references to Nazis, Hitler, Jimmy Savile and some brutal gore. A bunch of doomer teens resurrect a Nazi serial killer. Things don’t go to plan. Whatever that plan was anyway…
Oct 14, 202227:40
What if an app could tell you when you die? That’s be scary innit? CW: discussions of transphobia, racism, sexual harassment and suicide
Sep 23, 202255:46
Circle (2015) (SASS??)
Today we look at movie that’s actually kinda goodish?
Sep 09, 202236:18
Alien Vs Predator (2004)
This movie is dumb but fun
Aug 26, 202237:06
Alien: Resurrection (1997)
Our duo takes a look at the infamous Whedon sequel. Ignore Aaron’s gaslighting.
Aug 19, 202252:41
White Chicks (2004)
Terry Crews did nothing wrong
Jul 15, 202238:39
The Burning Hell
Estus Pirkle is back with more fear mongering propaganda. This time with more fire and black face! Somehow, someone still gets decapitated.
Jul 01, 202248:09
Night of the Day of the Dawn (1991) [Gag dub]
CW: racism, homophobia, clowns Full title: Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Crawling, Zombified Living Dead Part 2 in Shocking 2-D [SERIOUSLY NOT A JOKE THAT IS THE ACTUAL TITLE] Need I say anything??
Jun 17, 202233:06
Chip ‘n Dale: Rescue Rangers
Paul and Aaron take a look at one of the more cynical Disney movies of recent memory
Jun 10, 202244:30
Choose or Die (2022)
Our boys take a look at the funni creepypasta movie
May 13, 202246:26
Epic Movie (2007)
Paul gets really depressed watching his childhood trauma while Aaron laughs at his unspeakable suffering
May 06, 202248:48
Digimon turned us into a joke, we finna be bigger than the Beatles
Apr 29, 202245:07
The Hungover Games (2014)
This time, our duo takes a look at one the most politically incorrect films we’ve ever done
Apr 22, 202245:03
In this movie Tommy Lee Jones doesn’t know what magma is.
Apr 15, 202245:48
Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022
More Netflix garbage, please keep green lighting this trash! It keep us in business
Mar 04, 202242:58
Astro Boy (2009)
Nick Cage is back with this infamous adaption of this classic manga
Feb 11, 202240:31
Justice League (The WHEDON Cut!)
Our duo takes a look at the original terrible version of Justice League. Butchered by Whedon, this movie is an epic trainwreck.
Jan 28, 202252:56
Reverse SASS: Inception
Aaron shows Paul one of his favourite movies and gets all philosophical talking about Robert Nozick’s Experience Machine
Jan 21, 202249:36
Scary Movie (2000)
After an extremely long hiatus, our duo takes a look at a scary movie
Jan 14, 202235:56
Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2012)
Nick Cage strikes again as the infamous Ghost Rider. Is this sequel as insane as the original? Listen and find out
Dec 03, 202141:53
Ghost Rider (2007)
We are back! And for our first ever Nick Cage movie, this one was a blast!
Nov 26, 202152:51
Alien 2: On Earth (CURSED EPISODE)
This episode is cursed, we take a look at a nasty mockbuster of Alien that actually got sued!
Oct 29, 202134:05
Alien 3 (1992)
Alien month continues with this particularly divisive entry
Oct 22, 202143:56
Paul shows Aaron the iconic sequel, back when James Cameron did good movies
Oct 08, 202151:23
We kick off Alien month with a sass on the original classic!
Oct 01, 202147:38
We finally do an Uwe Boll movie.
Sep 24, 202137:03
Call Girl of Cthulhu (2014)
Warning: this may genuinely be our most explicit episode yet! Our duo takes a look at the cheesy Lovecraft inspired erotic horror film; Call Girl of Cthulhu. It’s more messed up than it sounds
Sep 03, 202143:09
Dragonball Evolution (2009)
This one of the most despised movies we’ve ever covered, though to be frank, we had a blast tearing into this trainwreck
Aug 20, 202146:55
SASS: Paul (2011)
This episode Paul shows Aaron the movie “Paul” which is basically ET with swearing
Aug 06, 202144:51
The Purge (2013)
This week we look at Hobbs was Right: The Movie AKA The Purge.
Jul 30, 202142:25
Mars Needs Moms (2011)
We take a look at the box office bomb that ended the mocap craze, 2011’s unintentionally creepy Mars Needs Moms! *NOTE: There are multiple audio glitches in this episode, be aware
Jul 23, 202144:58
SASS: Akira (1988)
Paul shows Aaron the legendary anime film that put Japanese animation on the map for western audiences, but will it hold up?
Jul 09, 202143:23
Ghost in the Shell (2017)
Our duo takes a look at the Scarlett Johansson live action remake of the classic cyberpunk anime. We also talk about totally unrelated stuff too
Jul 02, 202144:50
Crappy CGI, Ryan Reynolds not being Deadpool and Kevin Bacon doing nothing wrong despite being the villain. Lads this is the Rest in Peace Department
Jun 25, 202140:52
*NOT A TYPO. This is a strange saw parody that NOBODY has covered! A damn shame too, it’s a riot! Dead meat James should really do a kill count on this one.
Jun 11, 202136:57
To Boldly Flee (2012)
An unusually serious episode of our show. We talk a lot about the history and controversy behind Doug’s notorious “send off” for the Nostalgia Critic
May 28, 202156:16