The SLOB Show
By Abe Kanan
The food & lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Hosted by Abe Kanan and Roker.
The SLOB Show Apr 26, 2023
00:00
51:50
How To Lose Weight & The Best Soup! #82
Abe has figured out the best way to lose weight and we discuss the benefit of eating soup. Watch the SLOB Show live every Wednesday at 5:00 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and YouTube.
Apr 26, 202351:50
The New Big Mac! #81
Watch the SLOB Show live every Wednesday at 5:00 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and YouTube.
Apr 20, 202344:28
KFC Now Has Chicken Nuggets! #80
We try the new KFC Chicken Nuggets and are reintroduced to our old friend, the KFC Double Down. Watch the SLOB Show live every Wednesday at 5:00 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and YouTube.
Mar 30, 202350:12
We Are Back!! The SLOB Show #79
Watch the SLOB Show live every Wednesday at 5:00 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and YouTube. Get the audio version everywhere that you get podcasts.
Mar 22, 202356:52
The Mayo Community Is Upset! #78
Abe is upset and we find out who is to blame for us eating two burgers at a time. Watch the SLOB Show live every Wednesday at 4:45 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and YouTube.
Feb 16, 202340:56
Abe Has His Own Burger! #77
Abe talks about his new delicious "Abe Kanan Burger" at Berger Station in Chicago Ridge, IL. Watch the SLOB Show live every Wednesday at 4:45 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and YouTube.
Feb 09, 202355:51
Old School Fast Food! #76
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Jan 26, 202301:03:07
Slobs Hate Rules! The SLOB Show #75
Watch the SLOB Show live every Tuesday at 4:45 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and YouTube. Get the audio version everywhere that you get podcasts.
Jan 19, 202358:20
Best Burger & The Mayo Community Is Upset! The SLOB Show #74
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Jan 04, 202301:02:58
HOW TO GET FREE CHEESE AND BACON AT FIVE GUYS! The SLOB Show #73
Watch the SLOB Show live every Tuesday at 4:45 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and YouTube.
Nov 30, 202242:11
TODAY IS DISCOUNT CANDY DAY! The SLOB Show #72
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Nov 01, 202248:39
The 23 Best Burgers In Chicago! The SLOB Show #71
Watch the SLOB Show live every Tuesday at 4:30 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and YouTube. Get the audio version everywhere that you get podcasts.
Oct 25, 202242:12
The Culver's Curder Burger! The SLOB Show #70
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Oct 13, 202201:02:55
Taco Bell All-Day Breakfast! The SLOB Show #69
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Oct 04, 202201:00:02
Home Depot Wagyu Hot Dog Review! The SLOB Show #68
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Sep 27, 202253:49
No Shame! The SLOB Show #67
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Sep 13, 202229:20
15 Foot Sub Day & $4 Lobsters at Jewel! The SLOB Show #66
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Sep 06, 202201:07:58
The Fall Menu is Here! The SLOB Show #65
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Aug 30, 202201:01:31
The Today Show Recap - Roker Meets Roker! The SLOB Show #64
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Aug 16, 202252:08
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ROKER! The SLOB Show #63
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Aug 02, 202251:57
Abe's Sandwich Was Thrown in Garbage IN FRONT OF HIM! The SLOB Show #62
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Jul 19, 202254:10
NEW ORLEANS RECAP! The SLOB Show #61
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Jul 05, 202255:43
Popeye’s, Wendy’s Strawberry Frosty, New Orleans, & The Big Reveal. The SLOB Show #60.
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Jun 14, 202201:03:54
The "Abe Kanan" Burger & Roker Tries Arby's Wagyu Burger. The SLOB Show #59
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Jun 07, 202201:05:48
A Game changing Food App & The Jelly Belly Heist. The SLOB Show #58
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May 31, 202201:10:55
AEW President Tony Khan Interview with Abe Kanan
AEW President Tony Khan talks about the three-year anniversary of AEW, Double or Nothing, and Dynamite tonight in Las Vegas. MJF, CM Punk, HBO Max, and ROH are also covered in this interview.
May 25, 202225:15
Sam The Cooking Guy Interview. The SLOB Show #57
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May 20, 202236:38
Tutorial On Getting Liquid Cheese Machine At Your Work. The SLOB Show #56
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May 10, 202248:11
Popeye's Chicken Sandwich Failure! THE SLOB SHOW #55
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May 03, 202259:49
The Greatest Stain Remedy & Chick-fil-A Impresses! THE SLOB SHOW #54
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Apr 26, 202201:00:05
The Greatest SLOB Show Tip Ever! THE SLOB SHOW #53
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Apr 19, 202259:28
The G.O.A.T Of Plungers! THE SLOB SHOW #52
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Apr 05, 202201:01:46
WRESTLEMANIA 38 PREVIEW WITH ABE KANAN, RYAN MANNO, & SAM KANAN
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan preview the most stupendous Wrestlemania of all time in this episode of "Vince, Please Steal Our Ideas.
Mar 31, 202256:14
Did Burger King Shrink Their Burgers? THE SLOB SHOW #51
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Mar 29, 202201:02:20
What Extra Sauce Should Look Like. THE SLOB SHOW #50
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Mar 15, 202247:35
Kevin Owens Talks About Scott Hall, Stone Cold Steve Austin, Cody Rhodes, and Big E.
Abe Kanan interviewed Kevin Owens to talk about Monday Night Raw coming to Chicago and Wrestlemania. Kevin said some wonderful things about Scott Hall. We also discussed Stone Cold Steve Austin, Cody Rhodes, Big E, and a ton more.
Mar 15, 202215:34
THE WHOPPER MELT IS HERE! - THE SLOB SHOW #49
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Mar 08, 202256:09
BREAKING BURGER KING WHOPPER NEWS - THE SLOB SHOW #48- #SuperBowl #Food
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Mar 01, 202251:34
BEST SUPER BOWL FOOD - THE SLOB SHOW #47 - #SuperBowl #Food
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Feb 15, 202256:24
What Are The Greatest Ice Cream & Candy Bars? - The SLOB Show #46.
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Feb 08, 202249:31
The Best McDonalds In The Country - The SLOB Show #45.
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Feb 01, 202253:44
Abe Kanan Interview With CM Punk
Abe Kanan interviews CM Punk about his upcoming match in Chicago against MJF.
Feb 01, 202226:58
McDonalds Your Way? The SLOB Show #44.
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Jan 25, 202201:04:12
Hoots Is Better Than Hooters & What Happened To The Popeyes Chicken Sandwich? The SLOB Show #43.
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Jan 11, 202244:10
Who has the best Mayo? The SLOB Show #42.
Watch the SLOB Show live every Tuesday at 3:15 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and Youtube. Get the audio version everywhere that you get podcasts.
Jan 04, 202201:07:29
Jewel Chicken Is Delicious. The SLOB Show #41.
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Dec 07, 202101:11:38
Roker Sold His House! The SLOB Show #40.
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Nov 16, 202101:18:01
Do You Even Wrap Your Subs, Bro? The SLOB Show #39.
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Nov 02, 202157:07
Secret Menu Items & Poop Card - The SLOB Show #38
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Oct 19, 202101:03:40
Sandwich Size Queens SLOB Show #37
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Sep 28, 202101:03:47
PSAbe About Mayo & Abrupt Ending! SLOB Show #36
Watch the SLOB Show live every Tuesday at 3:15 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and Youtube. Get the audio version everywhere that you get podcasts.
Sep 07, 202141:30
New Taco Bell Chicken Sandwich! SLOB Show #35
Watch the SLOB Show live every Tuesday at 3:15 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and Youtube. Get the audio version everywhere that you get podcasts.
Aug 31, 202143:36
CM Punk Is Back! Wrestling Podcast.
CM Punk is back! Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno break down the epic night. Also, Abe filmed a viral video that had half a million views after twelve hours.
Aug 21, 202101:13:09
Chip Gloves & Watermelon diet! SLOB Show #34
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Aug 17, 202141:16
Roker Gets The Henry Hill Treatment - SLOB Show #33
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Aug 10, 202150:60
SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS...of whip cream - SLOB Show #32
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Aug 03, 202101:10:46
The Big Quarter Pound Mac - SLOB Show #31
The Big Quarter Pound Mac is discussed. Watch the SLOB Show live every Tuesday at 3:15 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and Youtube. Get the audio version everywhere that you get podcasts.
Jul 27, 202101:09:49
SLOB Show #30 - We Are Live! Comment Below To Join The Show.
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Jul 20, 202101:10:45
Family Style At Maggianos! SLOB Show #29 - We Are Live! Comment Below To Join The Show.
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Jul 13, 202145:49
Arby's Discontinued Potato cakes! SLOB Show #28 - We Are Live! Comment Below To Join The Show.
Watch the SLOB Show live every Tuesday at 3:15 PM (CT) on all "Abe Kanan" social media, Twitch, and Youtube. Get the audio version everywhere that you get podcasts.
Jun 29, 202101:13:09
Best Burger & Abe Tried Duke's Mayo! SLOB Show #27
The bacon hack might be over. Abe tried Duke's mayo and we talk about the best burgers.
Jun 22, 202158:15
Vegas & Reward Points! SLOB Show #26
We discuss Vegas and Roker's hoarding of rewards points. The SLOB Show is the food and lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Watch live Tuesdays at 3:15 PM(CT).
Jun 15, 202101:21:05
Bad Combinations, The Quarter Mac, and Abe’s bathroom emergency in the middle of traffic. SLOB Show #25
Bad Combinations, The Quarter Mac, and Abe’s bathroom emergency in the middle of traffic. SLOB Show #25. The SLOB Show is the food and lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Watch live Tuesdays at 3:15PM (CT).
Jun 08, 202159:12
Favorite Sauce - Radio Stuff - Scarface! SLOB Show #24
We talked about sauces for a few minutes and it ended up with us doing Scarface impressions. The SLOB Show is the food and lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Watch live Wednesdays at 3:15PM (CT).
May 26, 202101:14:08
Portillos Spicy Chicken Sandwich! SLOB Show #23
Portillos has a new spicy chicken sandwich. The SLOB Show is the food and lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Watch live Wednesdays at 3:15PM (CT).
May 19, 202149:12
The Greatest Burger King Hack Ever! SLOB Show #22
Abe discovered the greatest Burger King hack ever. The SLOB Show is the food and lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Watch live Tuesday's at 3 PM (CT).
May 12, 202150:19
Walking 14 Blocks Drunk With Gout - SLOB Show #21
Roker tells us tales of his disgusting trips to New Orleans. The SLOB Show is the food and lifestyle podcast for the rest of us. Watch live Tuesday's at 3 PM (CT).
May 05, 202144:24
Special Guest Matt Scarano - Perfect BLT - SLOB Show #20
We are joined by BLT expert Matt Scarano. The SLOB Show with Abe Kanan, Roker, and Bass is the podcast for the rest of us.
Apr 28, 202147:44
Car Seat Bacon. SLOB Show #19
Abe was shocked when he found a slice of bacon on his seat. The SLOB Show with Abe Kanan, Roker, and Bass is the podcast for the rest of us.
Apr 20, 202140:04
The Pit Stop Technique. SLOB Show #18
Who is the biggest slob of the week? We also cover the pit stop technique and other world-renowned tips. The SLOB Show with Abe Kanan, Roker, and Bass is the podcast for the rest of us.
Apr 13, 202101:04:08
We Are Back! SLOB Show #17
After a few months away, we are back! We now stream the SLOB Show live at 3 PM(CT) on Tuesdays on all "Abe Kanan" social media and platforms.
Apr 06, 202153:20
The Slob Show Podcast #16
Abe is joined by Roker and Bass. Thanksgiving dinner and many other topics are discussed.
Nov 17, 202001:09:18
The Slob Show Podcast #15
Store-bought mashed potatoes are the main topic of this episode of the SLOB Show. Abe, Roker, and Bass also discuss Roker's unbelievable amount of Jersey Mike's Shore Points.
Oct 17, 202052:43
Vince Please Steal Our Ideas #10
Ryan and Sam join me to discuss the new WWE Thunderdome and everything else going on in the world of wrestling.
Aug 26, 202053:42
The Abe Kanan Show Podcast #1
The two youths, Eddie and Case, join me. We talked about high school coaches, subs, meeting the band Hinder, and your questions.
Aug 24, 202001:18:23
Bloody Skull 21 Years Later
Sam Kanan and I, who starred in the cult classic "Bloody Skull," sit down with radio legend James VanOsdol to discuss the film 21 years later.
Aug 14, 202041:24
The Slob Show Podcast #14 - 8-6-2020
Abe and Roker talk about their birthday meals. Also discussed are Abe's gallbladder and Roker’s ears.
Aug 10, 202001:09:01
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD #182 - 7/7/2020
I am joined by Bass. We talk about Bass' car getting destroyed, Abe's childhood, wearing zubaz to a wake, Fogo De Chao pit stop technique, more retention department hacks, talking to people on the phone, and spelling things out in front of kids.
Jul 07, 202044:20
The Slob Show Podcast #13 - 7-2-2020
Abe was in the hospital for a week. We discuss on this week's episode of The Slob Show. We also talk about trying to live the slob lifestyle post-surgery. I am joined Roker.
Jul 02, 202001:00:28
The Slob Show Podcast #12 - 6-5-2020
Abe Kanan and Roker discuss the legendary trip to the Sterling Brunch Buffet in Las Vegas. We discuss ll you can eat lobster and the unfortunate aftermath.
Jun 09, 202001:13:48
Vince Please Steal Our Ideas #9 - 5-29-2020
Abe Kanan and Ryan Manno discuss...
1. The current state of wrestling
2. Abe's controversial haircut
3. How do wrestling announcers know the changed name
4. Undertaker story about tombstoning Hulk Hogan
5. All wrestling business was done in the showers
6. AEW announcers seem thirsty for the female wrestlers
7. Who has the best current presentation
8. Who do we care about
9. Who would make you pop in 2020
10. Things were better twenty years ago
11. The shock of Saturday Night's Main Event
12. Vince loves great bodies
13. Cody is delivering great promos
14. Comparing the attitude era to today
15. We spend five minutes remembering Angel Garza's name
16. The miss with the women's title
17. Unifying titles would help a lot in wrestling
May 30, 202001:09:17
The Voices In My Head #2 - 5-28-2020
The Voices In My Head #2.
1. I talk about my favorite character in cinema history.
2. I play my favorite prank call out of the thousands that I have made.
3. I tell the classic personal training story about the trainer who takes his shirt off at parties.
4. I got the last laugh on a guy trying to sell me gambling picks.
5. Please comment, rate, subscribe and share this podcast.
May 28, 202013:26
The Voices In My Head #1 - 5-26-2020
The Voices In My Head #1.
1. I am joined by Ryan Manno to explain the Genesis of this new podcast.
2. I am disappointed with the quarantine songs put out by Metallica and my hero Paul Stanley from Kiss.
3. The Andrew Cuomo briefings have become a vehicle to talk about eating dinner as a child and stories involving his family and spaghetti.
4. I was caught again in the youtube vortex and watched David Draiman from Disturbed.
5. I hate ALL cable news.
Please subscribe and share this podcast. Thank you.
May 26, 202017:57
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 11 - 4-24-2020
Abe Kanan, Roker, and Bass talk about ordering food and trying to live the Slob Show lifestyle while under quarantine. Excuse the audio, of course we had to use zoom.
Apr 24, 202001:03:05
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 10 - 2-27-2020
Abe Kanan and Roker discuss...
1. Abe almost got killed because of a fast food app
2. Run-ins with police stories
3. Chicago court incidents
4. Roker presents Abe with a major gift
5. Abe is willing to sell out for right price
6. Roker is the last person who pays for porn channels
7. Roker watches simulated PlayStation football games'
8. Using coupons
9. Abe's tip when returning an incorrect sandwich
10. Roker's amazing Lent tip
11. Fogo De Chao coupon
12. Abe is a "gold star" customer for fast food restaurants
13. Fogo De Chao has a lower-tier card for a cheaper price
14. The way to eat a Jersey Mike's giant sub & feel great
15. The secret board of trade bar
16. Rokers Medical Marijuana card
17. Roulette tip
18. Uber Eats
Feb 27, 202001:24:48
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 9 - 12-19-2019
Abe Kanan and Roker talk about...
1. New Star Wars Movie
2. Eating at movies
3. Jersey Mike's text code
4. The aftermath of eating a Jersey Mike's giant sub
5. Bang-Bang
6. Entertainment coupon book
7. Roker's old Chipotle coupons
8. Dunkin Doughnuts meatless sausage sandwich
9. Watching people eat Crab Legs is vile
10. More food hacks
11. No one gives napkins anymore
1. New Star Wars Movie
2. Eating at movies
3. Jersey Mike's text code
4. The aftermath of eating a Jersey Mike's giant sub
5. Bang-Bang
6. Entertainment coupon book
7. Roker's old Chipotle coupons
8. Dunkin Doughnuts meatless sausage sandwich
9. Watching people eat Crab Legs is vile
10. More food hacks
11. No one gives napkins anymore
Dec 20, 201901:06:28
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 8 - 11-26-2019
Episode 8 topics...
1. Roker gets prank called by Abe about his broken refrigerator
2. Candy
3. Chocolate covered Gummy Bears
4. Story of Abe breaking through the glass of a vending machine
5. Video games and playing people who sucked
6. Sitcoms with bad-ass father's
7. Chicken sandwiches and best sauces
8. How many waffles fries should you use for each sauce
9. Why do fast food places no longer give napkins
10. We are your cardio buddies
11. Gym etiquette
12. Abe's grill debacle
1. Roker gets prank called by Abe about his broken refrigerator
2. Candy
3. Chocolate covered Gummy Bears
4. Story of Abe breaking through the glass of a vending machine
5. Video games and playing people who sucked
6. Sitcoms with bad-ass father's
7. Chicken sandwiches and best sauces
8. How many waffles fries should you use for each sauce
9. Why do fast food places no longer give napkins
10. We are your cardio buddies
11. Gym etiquette
12. Abe's grill debacle
Nov 26, 201948:46
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 7- 11-13-2019
Episode 7 topics...
1. Lot's of talk about the loo
2. Roker's Bunny Ranch update
3. Charging for extra mayo is blasphemy
4. Food Timing
5. New Orleans Food
1. Lot's of talk about the loo
2. Roker's Bunny Ranch update
3. Charging for extra mayo is blasphemy
4. Food Timing
5. New Orleans Food
Nov 13, 201901:06:01
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 6 - 9-24-2019
Episode 6 topics...
1. Abe dressed like Roker and Bass
2. Slob Show Breakfast Sandwich
3. Abe took relationship with Dunkin Doughnuts barista to next level
4. Tons of other Slob Show tips!
1. Abe dressed like Roker and Bass
2. Slob Show Breakfast Sandwich
3. Abe took relationship with Dunkin Doughnuts barista to next level
4. Tons of other Slob Show tips!
Sep 24, 201959:34
VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 8 - 8-1-2019
Episode 8 topics...
1. Scott Hall and Kevin Nash remember everything
2. The Bret Hart trash talking formula
3. The Genius Lanny Poffo
4. Watching old wrestling matches
5. Harley Race
6. WWE Kings
7. Being a stupid wrestling fan would be great
8. Dumb comments by commentators
9. Maria Kanellis is currently the best thing in WWE
10. Mid card story-lines make the product better
11. Samoa Joe
12. Bray Wyatt and the Fiend
13. Horrible big men in wrestling
14. Is CM Punk coming to AEW
15. AEW review so far
16. CM Punk classic audio talking about Undertaker
1. Scott Hall and Kevin Nash remember everything
2. The Bret Hart trash talking formula
3. The Genius Lanny Poffo
4. Watching old wrestling matches
5. Harley Race
6. WWE Kings
7. Being a stupid wrestling fan would be great
8. Dumb comments by commentators
9. Maria Kanellis is currently the best thing in WWE
10. Mid card story-lines make the product better
11. Samoa Joe
12. Bray Wyatt and the Fiend
13. Horrible big men in wrestling
14. Is CM Punk coming to AEW
15. AEW review so far
16. CM Punk classic audio talking about Undertaker
Aug 02, 201901:14:33
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 5 - 6-20-2019
The Slob Show with Abe Kanan and Roker. Two friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle.
Episode 5 topics...
1. The Slob Show Whopper
2. Buying clothes and how to dress your best
3. Eating after doctor appointment
4. Constructing the Slob Show Whopper
5. Blue people are better than green people
6. Abe's KFC story
7. Roker's brilliant pizza life hack
8. The apps that you must download to get free food
Episode 5 topics...
1. The Slob Show Whopper
2. Buying clothes and how to dress your best
3. Eating after doctor appointment
4. Constructing the Slob Show Whopper
5. Blue people are better than green people
6. Abe's KFC story
7. Roker's brilliant pizza life hack
8. The apps that you must download to get free food
Jun 20, 201901:16:35
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 181 - 6/20/2019
Episode 181 topics...
1. People with Amazon wish lists
2. Waking up with a huge lump sum of money in your account
3. People who are embarrassed by their partners
4. O.J Simpson on Twitter
5. Taking a picture with O.J Simpson
6. If your friend killed someone, would you cut them off
7. A new life hack that will change your life
8. The new Popeye's seven-foot chicken meal
9. Awful service at a fast food place
10. Disgusting snot covered girl on a plane
1. People with Amazon wish lists
2. Waking up with a huge lump sum of money in your account
3. People who are embarrassed by their partners
4. O.J Simpson on Twitter
5. Taking a picture with O.J Simpson
6. If your friend killed someone, would you cut them off
7. A new life hack that will change your life
8. The new Popeye's seven-foot chicken meal
9. Awful service at a fast food place
10. Disgusting snot covered girl on a plane
Jun 20, 201901:07:27
VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 7 - 6-5-2019
Episode 7 topics
1. Wrestling spoilers
2. Blood Money PPV
3. The Saudi Arabia PPV is awful but we would take the money
4. Stuff we would do for money
5. AEW
6. The Judas Effect finishing move
7. NXT
8. The worst body in wrestling
9. Lazy Undertaker and Goldberg feud
10. Chrisley Knows Best
11. Wrestlers who need hair implants
12. Lars Sullivan has a lisp and is horrible
13. Dana Warrior and Ultimate Warrior
14. The Influencer Undertaker
1. Wrestling spoilers
2. Blood Money PPV
3. The Saudi Arabia PPV is awful but we would take the money
4. Stuff we would do for money
5. AEW
6. The Judas Effect finishing move
7. NXT
8. The worst body in wrestling
9. Lazy Undertaker and Goldberg feud
10. Chrisley Knows Best
11. Wrestlers who need hair implants
12. Lars Sullivan has a lisp and is horrible
13. Dana Warrior and Ultimate Warrior
14. The Influencer Undertaker
Jun 06, 201901:18:33
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 180 - 6/1/2019
Episode 180 topics...
1. O.J Simpson ha sex with Kris Jenner
2. Ideas for celebrities on all currency
3. Elvis impersonator who worked at a gas station
4. People who bought a Harley and now only wear Harley stuff
5. Abe got pulled over for no reason
6. The lion, bear, kangaroo, shark, and gorilla discussion revisited
7. People who don't tip
8. Vision boards
9. Eating instead of going to the gym
1. O.J Simpson ha sex with Kris Jenner
2. Ideas for celebrities on all currency
3. Elvis impersonator who worked at a gas station
4. People who bought a Harley and now only wear Harley stuff
5. Abe got pulled over for no reason
6. The lion, bear, kangaroo, shark, and gorilla discussion revisited
7. People who don't tip
8. Vision boards
9. Eating instead of going to the gym
Jun 02, 201901:07:16
VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 6 - 5-7-2019
Episode 6 topics...
1. Sam gets mad at Abe for sending a reminder text
2. WWE wild card rule
3. Current WWE product needs help
4. The old way to get ratings compared to current
5. Vince offering talent big money to sit at home
6. Vince is holding a wrestler back because he can't do a southern accent
7. Berserker got arrested
8. Firefly Fun House
9. Saudi Arabia Blood Money PPV
1. Sam gets mad at Abe for sending a reminder text
2. WWE wild card rule
3. Current WWE product needs help
4. The old way to get ratings compared to current
5. Vince offering talent big money to sit at home
6. Vince is holding a wrestler back because he can't do a southern accent
7. Berserker got arrested
8. Firefly Fun House
9. Saudi Arabia Blood Money PPV
May 08, 201901:12:10
VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 5 - 4-19-2019
Episode 5 topics...
1. The Viking Experience
2. Wrestling groupies and people losing their girlfriends
3. The KLIQ probably traded Polaroids of their ladies
4. Scott Steiner at independent events
5. Abe hung out with a bunch of wrestlers at a weird bar
6. Roman Empire versus New Day feud
7. Ideas for Smackdown
8. Sami Zayn
9. Why we shouldn't get too excited about AEW
10. Tony Khan might switch direction fast
11. AEW ideas
12. Sasha Banks
1. The Viking Experience
2. Wrestling groupies and people losing their girlfriends
3. The KLIQ probably traded Polaroids of their ladies
4. Scott Steiner at independent events
5. Abe hung out with a bunch of wrestlers at a weird bar
6. Roman Empire versus New Day feud
7. Ideas for Smackdown
8. Sami Zayn
9. Why we shouldn't get too excited about AEW
10. Tony Khan might switch direction fast
11. AEW ideas
12. Sasha Banks
Apr 19, 201901:11:32
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 179 - 4/18/2019
Episode 179 topics...
1. Rap songs written by Abe and Bass
2. Bass' horrible wedding DJ
3. The release of the Robert Kraft massage parlor video
4. Abe overestimated a guys weight and ruined the guys day
1. Rap songs written by Abe and Bass
2. Bass' horrible wedding DJ
3. The release of the Robert Kraft massage parlor video
4. Abe overestimated a guys weight and ruined the guys day
Apr 19, 201924:23
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 4 - 4-18-2019
The Slob Show with Abe Kanan, Bass, and Roker. Three friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle.
Episode 4 topics...
1. Movies that Abe and Roker have appeared in
2. Comparing gambling and eating
3. Eating fast food in the car before getting home
4. The McDonalds and Burger King BANG-BANG technique
5. Different philosophies on self serve drinks
6. Which fast food places have the best and worst services
7. Using coupons at fast food restaurants
8. New Jimmy John's sandwich
9. Bring fast food chains to new markets
10. Chick Fil a debate
11. Reason why you shouldn't look into any corporation
12. In N Out
13. Getting charged for onions is unacceptable
14. Roker's game changing bacon tip
15. Live call to Mariano's
16. The new Burger King Impossible (meat free) Whopper
Episode 4 topics...
1. Movies that Abe and Roker have appeared in
2. Comparing gambling and eating
3. Eating fast food in the car before getting home
4. The McDonalds and Burger King BANG-BANG technique
5. Different philosophies on self serve drinks
6. Which fast food places have the best and worst services
7. Using coupons at fast food restaurants
8. New Jimmy John's sandwich
9. Bring fast food chains to new markets
10. Chick Fil a debate
11. Reason why you shouldn't look into any corporation
12. In N Out
13. Getting charged for onions is unacceptable
14. Roker's game changing bacon tip
15. Live call to Mariano's
16. The new Burger King Impossible (meat free) Whopper
Apr 18, 201901:10:40
VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 4 - 4-5-2019
Episode 4 topics...
1. Tony Schiavone classic clip
2. Why does Raw feel different today compared to attitude era
3. Bringing signs to Raw
4. John Oliver wrestling segment
5. Racism in wrestling
6. Bad News Brown horrible rat segment
7. Max Moon
8. WWE Superstars TV show
9. Abe's wrestler stylist business idea
10. Abe is responsible for Rock versus Hogan at Wrestlemania 17
11. Meeting Macho Man and the Undertaker as a kid
12. Abe went to a video store in 2019
13. Renting old wrestling videos as a kid
14. Sam thought the Blue Blazer was unbeatable
15. Unifying titles in WWE
16. Wrestlemania 35 preview
17. Bret Hart's gift to this podcast
1. Tony Schiavone classic clip
2. Why does Raw feel different today compared to attitude era
3. Bringing signs to Raw
4. John Oliver wrestling segment
5. Racism in wrestling
6. Bad News Brown horrible rat segment
7. Max Moon
8. WWE Superstars TV show
9. Abe's wrestler stylist business idea
10. Abe is responsible for Rock versus Hogan at Wrestlemania 17
11. Meeting Macho Man and the Undertaker as a kid
12. Abe went to a video store in 2019
13. Renting old wrestling videos as a kid
14. Sam thought the Blue Blazer was unbeatable
15. Unifying titles in WWE
16. Wrestlemania 35 preview
17. Bret Hart's gift to this podcast
Apr 05, 201902:15:38
VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 3 - 3-19-2019
Episode 3 topics...
1. Stu Hart tortured everyone in the dungeon
2. Bret Hart "Wrestling With Shadows" documentary
3. Undertaker/ Mankind Hell in a Cell match revisited
4. Chris Benoit brain damage
5. Ryan's story about almost getting hired as a WWE writer
6. Quick hits
1. Stu Hart tortured everyone in the dungeon
2. Bret Hart "Wrestling With Shadows" documentary
3. Undertaker/ Mankind Hell in a Cell match revisited
4. Chris Benoit brain damage
5. Ryan's story about almost getting hired as a WWE writer
6. Quick hits
Mar 20, 201955:26
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 3 - 3-19-2019
The Slob Show with Abe Kanan, Bass, and Roker. Three friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle.
Episode 3 topics...
1. Abe's current favorite meal was ruined
2. The reason why being sick is great
3. Skinny clothes
4. Air fryer
5. Roker has every money saving app available
6. We were conditioned to eat like slobs since birth
7. Groupon
8. Popeyes service
9. Perfect Vegas trip
Episode 3 topics...
1. Abe's current favorite meal was ruined
2. The reason why being sick is great
3. Skinny clothes
4. Air fryer
5. Roker has every money saving app available
6. We were conditioned to eat like slobs since birth
7. Groupon
8. Popeyes service
9. Perfect Vegas trip
Mar 19, 201901:06:03
VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 2 - 2-28-2019
Episode 2 topics...
1. Greg "The Hammer" Valentine was super racist
2. Ronda and Becky feud
3. Getting threatened by someone that can kick your ass
4. We used to get Ronda Rousey on our radio show all the time
5. Wrestlers family members and significant others
6. Batista returns to WWE
7. Shawn Michaels current look
8. Is Flair the greatest ever
9. The WWE always ruins their monster characters
10. Sasha Banks can't talk
11. Sam "The Heel" Kanan
12. WWE racism back in the 80's
13. Virgil playing a slave on TV
14. Honkey Tonk Man getting into the WWE Hall of Fame
1. Greg "The Hammer" Valentine was super racist
2. Ronda and Becky feud
3. Getting threatened by someone that can kick your ass
4. We used to get Ronda Rousey on our radio show all the time
5. Wrestlers family members and significant others
6. Batista returns to WWE
7. Shawn Michaels current look
8. Is Flair the greatest ever
9. The WWE always ruins their monster characters
10. Sasha Banks can't talk
11. Sam "The Heel" Kanan
12. WWE racism back in the 80's
13. Virgil playing a slave on TV
14. Honkey Tonk Man getting into the WWE Hall of Fame
Mar 01, 201901:01:35
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 2 - 2-28-2019
The Slob Show with Abe Kanan, Bass, and Roker. Three friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle.
Episode 2 topics...
1. Code red situation at Ricobenes
2. Gorgeous bathrooms can be anywhere
3. Abe apologizes to Bass
4. Seinfeld "Big Salad" situation almost happened
5. Roker tries Ricobenes for the first time
6. Spilling sauce on your shirt and bare chest
7. Having people order extra sauce for you
8. Places that charge for bbq sauce
9. New Guy Fieri restaurant chain
10. Abe and Roker incident at Guy Fieri restaurant
11. Negative yelpers are the worst
12. Air fryer
13. Adding butter to stuff that doesn't need butter
14. The time Abe almost died eating a piece of pizza
15. Owning a restaurant would be hard to own with mooch friends
16. The trick to get extra mayo without embarrassment
Episode 2 topics...
1. Code red situation at Ricobenes
2. Gorgeous bathrooms can be anywhere
3. Abe apologizes to Bass
4. Seinfeld "Big Salad" situation almost happened
5. Roker tries Ricobenes for the first time
6. Spilling sauce on your shirt and bare chest
7. Having people order extra sauce for you
8. Places that charge for bbq sauce
9. New Guy Fieri restaurant chain
10. Abe and Roker incident at Guy Fieri restaurant
11. Negative yelpers are the worst
12. Air fryer
13. Adding butter to stuff that doesn't need butter
14. The time Abe almost died eating a piece of pizza
15. Owning a restaurant would be hard to own with mooch friends
16. The trick to get extra mayo without embarrassment
Feb 28, 201953:27
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 178 - 2/22/2019
Episode 178 topics...
1. Sam goes off on Abe about bidet's
2. Sam discusses the way Abe asked him to be on a new podcast
3. People who are upset when attractive women are with ugly guys
4. Abe was unblocked on Twitter again thanks to the listeners
5. The Kardashian cheating saga
6. Kylie Jenner's friend had the golden ticket and blew it
7. How Tristan Thompson approaches women
8. People who use contemporary slang
9. Lynyrd Skynyrd dead members
10. Robert Kraft prostitution scandal
1. Sam goes off on Abe about bidet's
2. Sam discusses the way Abe asked him to be on a new podcast
3. People who are upset when attractive women are with ugly guys
4. Abe was unblocked on Twitter again thanks to the listeners
5. The Kardashian cheating saga
6. Kylie Jenner's friend had the golden ticket and blew it
7. How Tristan Thompson approaches women
8. People who use contemporary slang
9. Lynyrd Skynyrd dead members
10. Robert Kraft prostitution scandal
Feb 22, 201952:32
VINCE PLEASE STEAL OUR IDEAS - EPISODE 1 - 2-21-2019
Episode 1 topics...
1. The genesis of this podcast
2. Bret Hart and his anger
3. Andre the Giant and old wrestling stories
4. The reason why moments used to seem more special
5. Finishing moves
6. Abe's brilliant Roman Reigns' idea
7. The best ways Roman Reigns could make an impact in return
8. Unifying titles
9. Scott Hall didn't know that he could delete a tweet
1. The genesis of this podcast
2. Bret Hart and his anger
3. Andre the Giant and old wrestling stories
4. The reason why moments used to seem more special
5. Finishing moves
6. Abe's brilliant Roman Reigns' idea
7. The best ways Roman Reigns could make an impact in return
8. Unifying titles
9. Scott Hall didn't know that he could delete a tweet
Feb 22, 201939:59
THE SLOB SHOW PODCAST - Episode 1 - 2-18-2019
The Slob Show with Abe Kanan, Bass, and Roker. Three friends in Chicago talk about their daily love of fast food and the Slob Lifestyle.
Episode 1 topics...
1. Why we are the Slob Show
2. Slob lifestyle
3. Culver's
4. Tactics to not look like a slob when ordering
5. Jersey Mike's
6. Relationships based around free food
7. Greatest buffet and incidents at buffets
8. Bathroom stories
9. Fogo de Chao
10. Pit stop technique
11. Greatest bathroom in Chicago
12. Fast food depression
Episode 1 topics...
1. Why we are the Slob Show
2. Slob lifestyle
3. Culver's
4. Tactics to not look like a slob when ordering
5. Jersey Mike's
6. Relationships based around free food
7. Greatest buffet and incidents at buffets
8. Bathroom stories
9. Fogo de Chao
10. Pit stop technique
11. Greatest bathroom in Chicago
12. Fast food depression
Feb 18, 201955:41
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 177 - 2/7/2019
Episode 177 topics...
1. Check in with Sam after a Dentist visit
2. People who get angry when you ask questions
3. A demanded apology from Chicago Bulls broadcaster
4. Abe, for the third time, was blocked on Twitter
5. People who post about political issues on social media all day
6. The Rock's cheat meals
7. People with a lot of money need to spend it now
8. People who drink Diet Coke have real issues
9. The glory and depression of eating fast food
10. Going to the casino is like eating fast food
11. Anyone who blocks Abe on Twitter is in horrible company
1. Check in with Sam after a Dentist visit
2. People who get angry when you ask questions
3. A demanded apology from Chicago Bulls broadcaster
4. Abe, for the third time, was blocked on Twitter
5. People who post about political issues on social media all day
6. The Rock's cheat meals
7. People with a lot of money need to spend it now
8. People who drink Diet Coke have real issues
9. The glory and depression of eating fast food
10. Going to the casino is like eating fast food
11. Anyone who blocks Abe on Twitter is in horrible company
Feb 08, 201955:49
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 176 - 1/17/2019
Episode 176 topics...
1. Question: Who is the biggest A-hole on the show
2. Talking to people in elevators
3. People who unfriend you on Facebook and then die
4. The White House fast food feast
5. Fancy restaurant and wedding food
6. Going inside fast food places as opposed to the drive-through
7. It looked like Abe was wearing a thong
8. People who only wear sweatpants
9. Answer: Who is the biggest A-hole on the show
1. Question: Who is the biggest A-hole on the show
2. Talking to people in elevators
3. People who unfriend you on Facebook and then die
4. The White House fast food feast
5. Fancy restaurant and wedding food
6. Going inside fast food places as opposed to the drive-through
7. It looked like Abe was wearing a thong
8. People who only wear sweatpants
9. Answer: Who is the biggest A-hole on the show
Jan 18, 201954:26
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 175 - 1/4/2019
Episode 175 topics...
1. Live check in to Las Vegas attempt #1
2. Cell phone greetings
3. Cleanliness with couples
4. R Kelly documentary
5. Cheetahs are now on Abe's "Do Not Disturb" list
6. Abe named yet another dog
7. Dog naming controversy
8. How to not get killed by gorillas
9. Darth Vader's body was mainly just a torso
10. Rudy and La Bamba
11. Live check in to Las Vegas attempt #2
12. First ever live roulette bet in podcast history
1. Live check in to Las Vegas attempt #1
2. Cell phone greetings
3. Cleanliness with couples
4. R Kelly documentary
5. Cheetahs are now on Abe's "Do Not Disturb" list
6. Abe named yet another dog
7. Dog naming controversy
8. How to not get killed by gorillas
9. Darth Vader's body was mainly just a torso
10. Rudy and La Bamba
11. Live check in to Las Vegas attempt #2
12. First ever live roulette bet in podcast history
Jan 05, 201958:42
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 174 - 12/14/2018
Episode 174 topics...
1. People who think they look young
2. A lady threatened pizza place that she'd complain on social media
3. People who say they are going to call their lawyer
4. Police officer's kids can get away with a lot of stuff
5. Abe always says "Dazed and Confused" line when he smells weed
6. People who love to fight
7. Almost every ride home when you're young is unsafe
8. Roger the jacked kangaroo died
9. Being an overweight animal is living a great life
10. Greta Van Fleet concert
11. Girls who throw bras at concerts
12. Attitude era in wrestling
13. People who hold parking spots
14. Guy was puking out of car while Abe was in passenger seat
15. Homeless talk
16. People who film every good deed
17. People who park in handicapped spots
18. Using a handicapped bathroom'
19. Crappy Christmas parties
20. Eating samples
21. Costco talk
22. Sam did all of Abe's assignments in a computer class
1. People who think they look young
2. A lady threatened pizza place that she'd complain on social media
3. People who say they are going to call their lawyer
4. Police officer's kids can get away with a lot of stuff
5. Abe always says "Dazed and Confused" line when he smells weed
6. People who love to fight
7. Almost every ride home when you're young is unsafe
8. Roger the jacked kangaroo died
9. Being an overweight animal is living a great life
10. Greta Van Fleet concert
11. Girls who throw bras at concerts
12. Attitude era in wrestling
13. People who hold parking spots
14. Guy was puking out of car while Abe was in passenger seat
15. Homeless talk
16. People who film every good deed
17. People who park in handicapped spots
18. Using a handicapped bathroom'
19. Crappy Christmas parties
20. Eating samples
21. Costco talk
22. Sam did all of Abe's assignments in a computer class
Dec 15, 201801:14:18
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 173 - 11/29/2018
Episode 173 topics...
1. Sam and Bass return
2. Great new retention department equivalent tip
3. Fast food apps
4. Advertisers on podcast and radio shows
5. Erectile dysfunction commercials
6. Snoop Dogg hosting a game show
7. Burger King conditioned us to buy two Whoppers
8. Fecal matter is on everything
9. Dave Thomas facts that we didn't know
10. Adam Sandler
11. People who talk about their back disc names (L4 and L5)
12. Tito Ortiz and Chuck Liddell fight
13. Jason Mamoa's douchebag statement
14. Abe's web of smack talking and different text threads
1. Sam and Bass return
2. Great new retention department equivalent tip
3. Fast food apps
4. Advertisers on podcast and radio shows
5. Erectile dysfunction commercials
6. Snoop Dogg hosting a game show
7. Burger King conditioned us to buy two Whoppers
8. Fecal matter is on everything
9. Dave Thomas facts that we didn't know
10. Adam Sandler
11. People who talk about their back disc names (L4 and L5)
12. Tito Ortiz and Chuck Liddell fight
13. Jason Mamoa's douchebag statement
14. Abe's web of smack talking and different text threads
Nov 30, 201855:21
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 172 - 11/10/2018
Episode 172 topics...
1. The real heel in Willy Wonka
2. LSU coach headbutted a player without a helmet on
3. Chris Sale has a belly button ring
4. People with nipple rings love taking their shirt off
5. Dead Dennis Hof won a state assembly seat in Nevada
6. People on Linkedin who ask you to endorse their skills
7. Everyone lies when giving references
8. Old ladies who call your male friends your "boyfriends"
9. A guy at Culver’s was weird when Abe ordered extra mayo
10. Snoop Dog erectile dysfunction commercial
11. Hulk Hogan return at Saudi Arabia event
1. The real heel in Willy Wonka
2. LSU coach headbutted a player without a helmet on
3. Chris Sale has a belly button ring
4. People with nipple rings love taking their shirt off
5. Dead Dennis Hof won a state assembly seat in Nevada
6. People on Linkedin who ask you to endorse their skills
7. Everyone lies when giving references
8. Old ladies who call your male friends your "boyfriends"
9. A guy at Culver’s was weird when Abe ordered extra mayo
10. Snoop Dog erectile dysfunction commercial
11. Hulk Hogan return at Saudi Arabia event
Nov 10, 201836:13
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 171 - 10/18/2018
Episode 171 topics...
1. Where has Sam been
2. Fantasy Football
3. Dennis Hof Death
4. Ron Jeremy and Ronnie From Jersey Shore mix-up
5. More on Dennis Hof
6. Abe almost died eating pizza
7. The worst way to die
8. Scooby Doo ending
1. Where has Sam been
2. Fantasy Football
3. Dennis Hof Death
4. Ron Jeremy and Ronnie From Jersey Shore mix-up
5. More on Dennis Hof
6. Abe almost died eating pizza
7. The worst way to die
8. Scooby Doo ending
Oct 19, 201858:56
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 170 - 9/24/2018
Episode 170 topics...
1. Failed Facebook Live session
2. People who always talk to you about the same thing
3. Abe and Bass have an interesting relationship
4. Bert and Ernie
5. Ridiculous Bradley Cooper line about looking at Lady Gaga
6. Abe's stock mishaps
7. Abe has a neighbor that leaves its dog outside 24/7
8. Sway couldn't spell Eminem's name
9. Ben Roethlisberger is gross
10. Suge Knight in prison eats everyone's pork chops
1. Failed Facebook Live session
2. People who always talk to you about the same thing
3. Abe and Bass have an interesting relationship
4. Bert and Ernie
5. Ridiculous Bradley Cooper line about looking at Lady Gaga
6. Abe's stock mishaps
7. Abe has a neighbor that leaves its dog outside 24/7
8. Sway couldn't spell Eminem's name
9. Ben Roethlisberger is gross
10. Suge Knight in prison eats everyone's pork chops
Sep 25, 201858:24
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 169 - 9/21/2018
Episode 169 topics...
1. Free food always tastes better
2. Worst places to use the bathroom
3. Sites that don't have a door on the bathroom stall
4. Airport bathroom dilemma
5. The old son that walks around with his mother
6. Strip clubs, bachelor parties, and bachelorette parties
7. Roker collects loyalty points and does not spend them
8. Bunny Ranch is like the surreal life
9. Gambling boats that went out into the water
10. Ken, the weirdo that let us play pool in his basement
1. Free food always tastes better
2. Worst places to use the bathroom
3. Sites that don't have a door on the bathroom stall
4. Airport bathroom dilemma
5. The old son that walks around with his mother
6. Strip clubs, bachelor parties, and bachelorette parties
7. Roker collects loyalty points and does not spend them
8. Bunny Ranch is like the surreal life
9. Gambling boats that went out into the water
10. Ken, the weirdo that let us play pool in his basement
Sep 21, 201801:22:48
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 168 - 9/4/2018
Episode 168 topics...
1. Guys who call Abe with wise guy gambling picks
2. Abe's game of phone chess with gambling guy
3. Old school blocked calls
4. Getting killed and buried in a hole in Vegas would suck
5. Bass went to buy toys off Facebook Marketplace
6. Find my friends app
7. Cool and not cool police officers
8. Abe would overcompensate as a police officer
9. Kids that wrote names on the chalkboard
10. Jobs that change the rules after you start
11. People who burn jerseys and clothes
12. People who have Nike tattoos
13. Politics and food should not mix
14. Easy ways to tell if someone is racist
15. Both parties completely changed their view of John Mccain
1. Guys who call Abe with wise guy gambling picks
2. Abe's game of phone chess with gambling guy
3. Old school blocked calls
4. Getting killed and buried in a hole in Vegas would suck
5. Bass went to buy toys off Facebook Marketplace
6. Find my friends app
7. Cool and not cool police officers
8. Abe would overcompensate as a police officer
9. Kids that wrote names on the chalkboard
10. Jobs that change the rules after you start
11. People who burn jerseys and clothes
12. People who have Nike tattoos
13. Politics and food should not mix
14. Easy ways to tell if someone is racist
15. Both parties completely changed their view of John Mccain
Sep 05, 201850:45
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 167 - 8/20/2018
Episode 167 topics...
1. Spam Calls
2. People who mess up basic names
3. Winning money playing craps
4. Sports betting will be legal in all states soon
5. People's mindset in Vegas
6. Places where you can get killed and no one would care
7. Social media mistakes
8. Exceptions that racists make
1. Spam Calls
2. People who mess up basic names
3. Winning money playing craps
4. Sports betting will be legal in all states soon
5. People's mindset in Vegas
6. Places where you can get killed and no one would care
7. Social media mistakes
8. Exceptions that racists make
Aug 20, 201835:06
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 166 - 8/9/2018
Episode 166 topics...
1. Weird radio people
2. Suburban kids at Lollapalooza
3. Radio people love to recite their resume's and retweet compliments
4. Music festivals shouldn't be as long
5. Kids try new drugs at Lollapalooza
6. Why does everyone dump Kardashians
7. Undertaker appearances and Undertaker podcast party
8. Who is our richest listener
9. Stripper perfume
10. Guys who have women who leave them to move to another state always deserve it
1. Weird radio people
2. Suburban kids at Lollapalooza
3. Radio people love to recite their resume's and retweet compliments
4. Music festivals shouldn't be as long
5. Kids try new drugs at Lollapalooza
6. Why does everyone dump Kardashians
7. Undertaker appearances and Undertaker podcast party
8. Who is our richest listener
9. Stripper perfume
10. Guys who have women who leave them to move to another state always deserve it
Aug 10, 201853:57
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 165 - 7/24/2018
Episode 165 topics...
1. Abe's new bidet
2. Abe once held a jet ski hostage
3. People who always claim to have a side company besides their job
4. The bidet in full detail
5. The word "literally" needs to go
6. Jaguar attack at the zoo
7. Abe's running list of animals to avoid
8. A Chris Benoit and kangaroo comparison
9. piercings and circumcisions
10. Bristol Palin going on teen mom to supposedly inspire women
11. Carrie Champion said the WNBA is just as good as the NBA
12. A racist reality show with all of the Hollywood disgraced actors
1. Abe's new bidet
2. Abe once held a jet ski hostage
3. People who always claim to have a side company besides their job
4. The bidet in full detail
5. The word "literally" needs to go
6. Jaguar attack at the zoo
7. Abe's running list of animals to avoid
8. A Chris Benoit and kangaroo comparison
9. piercings and circumcisions
10. Bristol Palin going on teen mom to supposedly inspire women
11. Carrie Champion said the WNBA is just as good as the NBA
12. A racist reality show with all of the Hollywood disgraced actors
Jul 25, 201859:31
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 164 - 7/10/2018
Episode 164 topics...
1. The band Tesla looks weird in 2018
2. Is Phil Collen from Def Leppard on steroids
3. Players in the locker room and their huge junk
4. Locker room reporters
5. Slob Blog
6. Panda Express Orange Chicken technique
7. People who ask for samples
8. Abe's parmesan cheese incident
9. Vacuuming kitchen floor technique
10. Starbucks is getting rid of straws
11. Starbucks bathrooms have taken a turn for the worse
12. Sam went to the worlds greatest bathroom
13. The yelling at your stomach technique
1. The band Tesla looks weird in 2018
2. Is Phil Collen from Def Leppard on steroids
3. Players in the locker room and their huge junk
4. Locker room reporters
5. Slob Blog
6. Panda Express Orange Chicken technique
7. People who ask for samples
8. Abe's parmesan cheese incident
9. Vacuuming kitchen floor technique
10. Starbucks is getting rid of straws
11. Starbucks bathrooms have taken a turn for the worse
12. Sam went to the worlds greatest bathroom
13. The yelling at your stomach technique
Jul 11, 201858:31
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 163 - 6/28/2018
Episode 163 topics...
1. Lebron James free agency is like the hot girl with a bunch of fat guys
2. Three tragic deaths this week
3. Vinnie Paul strip club incident
4. What are omen who showed boobs at Pantera concert up to now
5. David Lee Roth groupies versus Phil Anselmo groupies
6. Sam and Abe saw a white kid dressed as Prince in blackface
7. Elvis concert with multiple Elvis's
8. New Roseanne spinoff looks horrible
9. On our way to 100,000 listeners
1. Lebron James free agency is like the hot girl with a bunch of fat guys
2. Three tragic deaths this week
3. Vinnie Paul strip club incident
4. What are omen who showed boobs at Pantera concert up to now
5. David Lee Roth groupies versus Phil Anselmo groupies
6. Sam and Abe saw a white kid dressed as Prince in blackface
7. Elvis concert with multiple Elvis's
8. New Roseanne spinoff looks horrible
9. On our way to 100,000 listeners
Jun 29, 201801:01:30
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 162 - 6/13/2018
Episode 162 topics...
1. Abe's great basketball achievements
2. Watching people fall stops being funny at fifty
3. Tekashi 69 ridiculous video
4. More thought should be put into who people have kids with
5. Jamie Foxx accused of hitting someone in the head with his junk
6. Peyton Manning junk story
7. People who lose weight wear stuff that is too tight
8. The divorce lottery
1. Abe's great basketball achievements
2. Watching people fall stops being funny at fifty
3. Tekashi 69 ridiculous video
4. More thought should be put into who people have kids with
5. Jamie Foxx accused of hitting someone in the head with his junk
6. Peyton Manning junk story
7. People who lose weight wear stuff that is too tight
8. The divorce lottery
Jun 14, 201844:47
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 161 - 6/12/2018
Episode 161 topics...
1. Forrest Gump's mom having sex with the principal at the school
2. Getting out of tickets
3. Life hacks
4. The key phrase to say to get out of tickets
5. Los Angeles bad neighborhoods look good because of the palm trees
6. Maps on the phone have made us stupid
7. Memorizing numbers
8. People who lose their hand usually deserve it
9. Losing feet and feet that fall asleep
10. Abe's constipation life hack
11. Abe's clean bathroom retail space idea
12. Every business should have a Brock Lesnar type working there
13. Bizarro world update
14. Stormy Daniels is not a hero
15. Thermacuts
16. Most ripped people are on steroids
1. Forrest Gump's mom having sex with the principal at the school
2. Getting out of tickets
3. Life hacks
4. The key phrase to say to get out of tickets
5. Los Angeles bad neighborhoods look good because of the palm trees
6. Maps on the phone have made us stupid
7. Memorizing numbers
8. People who lose their hand usually deserve it
9. Losing feet and feet that fall asleep
10. Abe's constipation life hack
11. Abe's clean bathroom retail space idea
12. Every business should have a Brock Lesnar type working there
13. Bizarro world update
14. Stormy Daniels is not a hero
15. Thermacuts
16. Most ripped people are on steroids
Jun 13, 201859:21
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 160 - 5/23/2018
Episode 160 topics...
1. Ryan's wedding
2. Sam's wedding
3. Getting a horrible call at Sam's wedding
4. Sam and Bass knew that show was going to get canceled
5. Coast to coast in a week
6. Misfits concert in Newark
7. Abe's tip for getting a good seat on a flight
8. Abe's pathetic actions in hotel and airport
9. Abe had a very embarrassing moment in Newark hotel
10. Elon Musk's email to his workers
11. Guys who wake up with a hangover every day
12. Royal sham wedding
13. Harry will never be the fake king
1. Ryan's wedding
2. Sam's wedding
3. Getting a horrible call at Sam's wedding
4. Sam and Bass knew that show was going to get canceled
5. Coast to coast in a week
6. Misfits concert in Newark
7. Abe's tip for getting a good seat on a flight
8. Abe's pathetic actions in hotel and airport
9. Abe had a very embarrassing moment in Newark hotel
10. Elon Musk's email to his workers
11. Guys who wake up with a hangover every day
12. Royal sham wedding
13. Harry will never be the fake king
May 24, 201801:03:57
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 159 - 5/8/2018
Episode 159 topics...
1. The unemployed routine
2. Jersey Mike's obsession
3. Jimmy Johns new giant subs
4. Acting like assholes with money when we shouldn't
5. Gambling strategy
6. Bad things only suck when they happen to you
7. Non compete clauses at fast food places
8. Elastic men's pants
9. Fat guys love calf tattoos
10. Bad people usually get what is coming to them
11. The richest person you know should be your kids Godfather
12. WTF is the Met Gala
1. The unemployed routine
2. Jersey Mike's obsession
3. Jimmy Johns new giant subs
4. Acting like assholes with money when we shouldn't
5. Gambling strategy
6. Bad things only suck when they happen to you
7. Non compete clauses at fast food places
8. Elastic men's pants
9. Fat guys love calf tattoos
10. Bad people usually get what is coming to them
11. The richest person you know should be your kids Godfather
12. WTF is the Met Gala
May 09, 201801:06:18
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 158 - 4/25/2018
Episode 158 topics...
1. Abe was forced to pay $4 for a copied "Purple Rain" cassette
2. Guys who buy rap Cd's from rappers walking on Michigan Ave
3. Guys in Green Bay Packers clothing usually get ripped off
4. Why do racists have so much confidence? They always look gross
5. DM's From Creeps
6. Douchebag Power Rankings
Heat Seeker - Guy at ice cram shop who used the term "greedy"
5. People who mark themselves "safe" on Facebook
4. Legends Football League
3. People who send Abe food pics when he had flu
2. Instagram models
1. People who changed their views and now love or hate Kanye West to line up with their political beliefs after his Twitter rant.
1. Abe was forced to pay $4 for a copied "Purple Rain" cassette
2. Guys who buy rap Cd's from rappers walking on Michigan Ave
3. Guys in Green Bay Packers clothing usually get ripped off
4. Why do racists have so much confidence? They always look gross
5. DM's From Creeps
6. Douchebag Power Rankings
Heat Seeker - Guy at ice cram shop who used the term "greedy"
5. People who mark themselves "safe" on Facebook
4. Legends Football League
3. People who send Abe food pics when he had flu
2. Instagram models
1. People who changed their views and now love or hate Kanye West to line up with their political beliefs after his Twitter rant.
Apr 26, 201801:00:17
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 157 - 4/12/2018
Episode 157 topics...
1. Girls who date Trevor and Todd
2. Why a lot of women like jerks
3. Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloe Kardashian
4. NBA players who have sex with Instagram models
5. NBA equipment managers really just check messages
6. Bathroom hand dryers are gross
7. Abe hates people who smell like food
8. Eating with no shirt on
9. Andre the Giant documentary
1. Girls who date Trevor and Todd
2. Why a lot of women like jerks
3. Tristan Thompson cheating on Khloe Kardashian
4. NBA players who have sex with Instagram models
5. NBA equipment managers really just check messages
6. Bathroom hand dryers are gross
7. Abe hates people who smell like food
8. Eating with no shirt on
9. Andre the Giant documentary
Apr 13, 201801:00:31
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 156 - 4/2/2018
Episode 156 topics...
1. A major return to the podcast
2. Abe's Los Angeles trip recap
3. Abe left behind a trail of paper towels and water bottles
4. Abe's airbnb issue
5. Crazy lady in San Diego
6. Using a crazy lady to cut lines
7. The way San Diego was described to Abe made no sense
8. Me Too accusers should get the job of the person they accused
9. Abe's deal that included a jet ski
10. Abe's time in Miami
11. Guy on train tried to do electrical work for Ryan and Abe
12. Abe got a Snake Sabo telemarketer call in front of Ryan
13. Guy told Abe that a tip would be appreciated
14. This podcast is either playing field ball with friends or Yankees
1. A major return to the podcast
2. Abe's Los Angeles trip recap
3. Abe left behind a trail of paper towels and water bottles
4. Abe's airbnb issue
5. Crazy lady in San Diego
6. Using a crazy lady to cut lines
7. The way San Diego was described to Abe made no sense
8. Me Too accusers should get the job of the person they accused
9. Abe's deal that included a jet ski
10. Abe's time in Miami
11. Guy on train tried to do electrical work for Ryan and Abe
12. Abe got a Snake Sabo telemarketer call in front of Ryan
13. Guy told Abe that a tip would be appreciated
14. This podcast is either playing field ball with friends or Yankees
Apr 02, 201848:58
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 155 - 3/21/2018
Episode 155 topics...
1. Abe created the selfie
2. The time Abe worked out with Hulk Hogan in South Beach
3. Meeting celebrities on the street
4. A telemarketer called Abe looking for Snake Sabo
5. Bass' time as a telemarketer
6. The new tell three friends rule for this podcast
7. People who give a "portion" to charity
8. If someone watches Maury, they probably don't have a job
9. People who sue their employers
10. Bass came into money at 21
11. Homeless guy told Abe he didn't want beans or tomatoes
12. Abe's workshop class
13. Yawning is the worst path to success
14. Sam ruins Abe's serious PSA
15. How does a dental dam work?
1. Abe created the selfie
2. The time Abe worked out with Hulk Hogan in South Beach
3. Meeting celebrities on the street
4. A telemarketer called Abe looking for Snake Sabo
5. Bass' time as a telemarketer
6. The new tell three friends rule for this podcast
7. People who give a "portion" to charity
8. If someone watches Maury, they probably don't have a job
9. People who sue their employers
10. Bass came into money at 21
11. Homeless guy told Abe he didn't want beans or tomatoes
12. Abe's workshop class
13. Yawning is the worst path to success
14. Sam ruins Abe's serious PSA
15. How does a dental dam work?
Mar 22, 201801:03:49
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 154 - 3/11/2018
Episode 154 topics...
1. Abe wrote a punk song
2. Abe bought a ball and string that you tie to your head
3. Goodbye to 97.9 The Loop
4. Abraham, Samuel, and Daniel Christian show
5. Abe has to take a workshop class for unemployment
6. Bass doesn't mind age insults
7. Abe's excuses to not do stuff
8. Suge Knight story with new details
9. Abe creating the selfie
10. Suites with hot tubs are gross
11. People who got fired pre 2015 for sexual harassment are deviants
12. People who suck on feet
13. Poker player in wheelchair talked lots of smack
14. Abe's Death Wish check
1. Abe wrote a punk song
2. Abe bought a ball and string that you tie to your head
3. Goodbye to 97.9 The Loop
4. Abraham, Samuel, and Daniel Christian show
5. Abe has to take a workshop class for unemployment
6. Bass doesn't mind age insults
7. Abe's excuses to not do stuff
8. Suge Knight story with new details
9. Abe creating the selfie
10. Suites with hot tubs are gross
11. People who got fired pre 2015 for sexual harassment are deviants
12. People who suck on feet
13. Poker player in wheelchair talked lots of smack
14. Abe's Death Wish check
Mar 12, 201858:02
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 153 - 2/13/2018
Episode 153 topics...
1. Beta test only for listeners of this podcast
2. Ric Flair sex agreement for sale on his website
3. People with near death experiences usually do not change
4. taxes
5. Women who post half naked pictures with inspirational quotes
6. Sports Illustrated posted naked women with inspirational quotes
7. Abe's online blueprint is like a neck tattoo
8. Abe entertained himself with comment at tuxedo shop
9. Abe apologizes to Bass after eating incident
10. Alarming amount of calories at fast food places
11. Cops should patrol Taco Bell drive through's at 3AM
12. Eating pizza while driving
13. Eating part of a dish you bring to party beforehand
14. Abe is like the Wolf from Pulp Fiction for stupidity
15. Football player's mom went crazy when he didn't sign w/ Alabama
16. Football player's mothers get fake jobs at University
17. Sammy Sosa the bizarre cowboy
1. Beta test only for listeners of this podcast
2. Ric Flair sex agreement for sale on his website
3. People with near death experiences usually do not change
4. taxes
5. Women who post half naked pictures with inspirational quotes
6. Sports Illustrated posted naked women with inspirational quotes
7. Abe's online blueprint is like a neck tattoo
8. Abe entertained himself with comment at tuxedo shop
9. Abe apologizes to Bass after eating incident
10. Alarming amount of calories at fast food places
11. Cops should patrol Taco Bell drive through's at 3AM
12. Eating pizza while driving
13. Eating part of a dish you bring to party beforehand
14. Abe is like the Wolf from Pulp Fiction for stupidity
15. Football player's mom went crazy when he didn't sign w/ Alabama
16. Football player's mothers get fake jobs at University
17. Sammy Sosa the bizarre cowboy
Feb 14, 201801:15:53
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 152 - 2/6/2018
Episode 152 topics...
1. Sam is asked a random question
2. Eagles fan who ate horse poop
3. Rocky statue
4. Abe wants to build a Macaulay Culkin statue in Chicago
5. Good Son final scene
6. Aunt Becky screwed Uncle Jesse out of his big break on Full House
7. Celebrity dumb kid names
8. Rock destroyed a guy on Twitter
9. The infamous Hulk Hogan blocking Abe on Twitter incident
10. Guy at Subway told Abe he couldn't close his sandwich
1. Sam is asked a random question
2. Eagles fan who ate horse poop
3. Rocky statue
4. Abe wants to build a Macaulay Culkin statue in Chicago
5. Good Son final scene
6. Aunt Becky screwed Uncle Jesse out of his big break on Full House
7. Celebrity dumb kid names
8. Rock destroyed a guy on Twitter
9. The infamous Hulk Hogan blocking Abe on Twitter incident
10. Guy at Subway told Abe he couldn't close his sandwich
Feb 07, 201848:21
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 151 - 1/23/2018
Episode 151 topics...
1. Sam returns
2. Abe received the greatest compliment ever
3. Men and women take compliments differently
4. The Bass and Baron Davis incident
5. Abe wouldn't fight Brock Lesnar with a gun or chainsaw
6. Monique complaining about Netflix
7. Who is more popular Monique or Gallagher?
8. Abe had tweet picked up by People and US Weekly
9. Without politics, Abe and Trump have a lot in common
10. If Abe were president, he would wrestle at Wrestlemania
1. Sam returns
2. Abe received the greatest compliment ever
3. Men and women take compliments differently
4. The Bass and Baron Davis incident
5. Abe wouldn't fight Brock Lesnar with a gun or chainsaw
6. Monique complaining about Netflix
7. Who is more popular Monique or Gallagher?
8. Abe had tweet picked up by People and US Weekly
9. Without politics, Abe and Trump have a lot in common
10. If Abe were president, he would wrestle at Wrestlemania
Jan 24, 201842:22
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 150 - 1/10/2018
Episode 150 topics...
1. Button junk
2. Weird naked locker room stuff
3. people who want to "work in" at the gym
4. Abe's emergency situation
5. Does running water help you in bathroom
6. Animals enter the world by getting slammed into the ground
7. Cow's have horrible lives
8. Most horses have bad lives
9. The person to blame for celebrities running for President
10. Doctor TV shows always involve sex and solving medical mysteries
1. Button junk
2. Weird naked locker room stuff
3. people who want to "work in" at the gym
4. Abe's emergency situation
5. Does running water help you in bathroom
6. Animals enter the world by getting slammed into the ground
7. Cow's have horrible lives
8. Most horses have bad lives
9. The person to blame for celebrities running for President
10. Doctor TV shows always involve sex and solving medical mysteries
Jan 10, 201836:01
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 149 - 1/3/2018
Episode 149 topics...
1. Abe's tickets
2. Always have an excuse on tap for everything
3. People who want you to help them move
4. Bass' Ric Flair rap song
5. Abe's new diet (intermittent fasting)
6. Always take pics with people who look worse than you
7. People who love snow and heat
8. People who don't know how to use GPS
9. Gordon Ramsay describing sex acts would be funny
10. People who film good deeds
1. Abe's tickets
2. Always have an excuse on tap for everything
3. People who want you to help them move
4. Bass' Ric Flair rap song
5. Abe's new diet (intermittent fasting)
6. Always take pics with people who look worse than you
7. People who love snow and heat
8. People who don't know how to use GPS
9. Gordon Ramsay describing sex acts would be funny
10. People who film good deeds
Jan 04, 201843:34
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 148 - 12/13/2017
Episode 148 topics...
1. Fake cowboys
2. Roy Moore
3. Mug shots when getting door kicked in are never good
4. Get arrested with or without pants on
5. Abe got scammed by chiropractor
6. What happens to your soiled clothes when you get arrested
7. Kick starter campaigns
8. Abe's new business ideas
9. The food truck that is like an ice cream truck
10. Aioli really just a fancy way to say mayo
1. Fake cowboys
2. Roy Moore
3. Mug shots when getting door kicked in are never good
4. Get arrested with or without pants on
5. Abe got scammed by chiropractor
6. What happens to your soiled clothes when you get arrested
7. Kick starter campaigns
8. Abe's new business ideas
9. The food truck that is like an ice cream truck
10. Aioli really just a fancy way to say mayo
Dec 14, 201749:26
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 147 - 12/5/2017
Episode 147 topics...
1. Calling in sick
2. Album with people calling in sick
3. Waking up three minutes before school
4. Diarrhea is the magic word when calling in sick
5. Managers who talk sick people into working
6. Old people who have to push carts
7. Abe made fake college schedule when working retail
8. Points at retail stores
9. Weird song Abe sang while playing slot machine
10. Fake rich people at casino
11. A woman named Cookie who ate a whole fried chicken
12. Kids should learn to kick field goals
13. Fathers who want their kids to follow in their failing footsteps
14. Dancing, piano playing ,and kicking field goals
1. Calling in sick
2. Album with people calling in sick
3. Waking up three minutes before school
4. Diarrhea is the magic word when calling in sick
5. Managers who talk sick people into working
6. Old people who have to push carts
7. Abe made fake college schedule when working retail
8. Points at retail stores
9. Weird song Abe sang while playing slot machine
10. Fake rich people at casino
11. A woman named Cookie who ate a whole fried chicken
12. Kids should learn to kick field goals
13. Fathers who want their kids to follow in their failing footsteps
14. Dancing, piano playing ,and kicking field goals
Dec 06, 201757:10
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 146 - 11/28/2017
Episode 146 topics...
1. The fake royal family
2. Prince Harry and new fiance
3. Prince Charles is a loser
4. Billionaires in the United States should say they are a King
5. Can Michael Jackson knock you out with his kicks
6. Does anyone know Jermaine Jackson and not Michael
7. Jay Z lyrics
8. Facebook black and white picture challenge
9. Childhood mentors
1. The fake royal family
2. Prince Harry and new fiance
3. Prince Charles is a loser
4. Billionaires in the United States should say they are a King
5. Can Michael Jackson knock you out with his kicks
6. Does anyone know Jermaine Jackson and not Michael
7. Jay Z lyrics
8. Facebook black and white picture challenge
9. Childhood mentors
Nov 29, 201741:55
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 145 - 11/14/2017
Episode 145 topics...
1. Weird Joe Jackson video sent to Blanket
2. Strategically placed guitars
3. Abe wants to be a part of Joe Jackson records
4. New Farm House Burger King Burger
5. Burger King closed for four hours to clean "meat machine"
6. Milk shake and credit card machines
7. 99 cent Whoppers
8. Yoga Mat sandwiches
9. Email Bag
10. Louis C.K
11. Jackson 5 career Hail Mary
1. Weird Joe Jackson video sent to Blanket
2. Strategically placed guitars
3. Abe wants to be a part of Joe Jackson records
4. New Farm House Burger King Burger
5. Burger King closed for four hours to clean "meat machine"
6. Milk shake and credit card machines
7. 99 cent Whoppers
8. Yoga Mat sandwiches
9. Email Bag
10. Louis C.K
11. Jackson 5 career Hail Mary
Nov 15, 201758:44
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 144 - 11/2/2017
Episode 144 topics...
1. Bass almost got into fight while trick or treating
2. Horrible costumes
3. Fox World Series commentary team
4. Hollywood predators
5. Old men who wink
6. Abe broke the Vegas code for gambling
7. Abe's Best Bet of the Week
8. Abe gets calls from guys who give losing picks
9. Steroids are back in baseball
10. Bass had a perfect encounter
11. All you can eat lobster
12. Fart roulette
1. Bass almost got into fight while trick or treating
2. Horrible costumes
3. Fox World Series commentary team
4. Hollywood predators
5. Old men who wink
6. Abe broke the Vegas code for gambling
7. Abe's Best Bet of the Week
8. Abe gets calls from guys who give losing picks
9. Steroids are back in baseball
10. Bass had a perfect encounter
11. All you can eat lobster
12. Fart roulette
Nov 02, 201747:01
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 143 - 10/24/2017
Episode 143 topics...
1. Sam gives an update on himself
2. Sam making money off people waiting in line
3. Nintendo championships
4. Prostitutes mixed in with video games and nerds
5. People with cameras used to be creeps
6. Bass invented the selfie
7. Everyone looks like Bin Laden now
8. Bin Laden's porn fetish
9. When eye contact lasts too long
10. Freddie Mercury had a partner that looked exactly like him
11. Abe and Gabe
12. NSYNC trying for another career hail mary
13. Hulk Hogan cutting hair
14. Gronk family on Shark Tank
1. Sam gives an update on himself
2. Sam making money off people waiting in line
3. Nintendo championships
4. Prostitutes mixed in with video games and nerds
5. People with cameras used to be creeps
6. Bass invented the selfie
7. Everyone looks like Bin Laden now
8. Bin Laden's porn fetish
9. When eye contact lasts too long
10. Freddie Mercury had a partner that looked exactly like him
11. Abe and Gabe
12. NSYNC trying for another career hail mary
13. Hulk Hogan cutting hair
14. Gronk family on Shark Tank
Oct 25, 201701:00:57
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 142 - 10/19/2017
Episode 142 topics...
1. The podcast will never end
2. Abe got a diamond card at casino
3. Abe saw someone at casino that shocked him
4. Lady gave Abe a back handed compliment
5. Old guy who used the term "clean shaven"
6. Harvey Weinstein
7. Korean Spa's
8. Job interview for Game Stop that Abe overheard
9. Arden Moon talks about the courtesan business. Check her out @ArdenMoon or ArdenMoon.com
1. The podcast will never end
2. Abe got a diamond card at casino
3. Abe saw someone at casino that shocked him
4. Lady gave Abe a back handed compliment
5. Old guy who used the term "clean shaven"
6. Harvey Weinstein
7. Korean Spa's
8. Job interview for Game Stop that Abe overheard
9. Arden Moon talks about the courtesan business. Check her out @ArdenMoon or ArdenMoon.com
Oct 19, 201748:05
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 141 - 10/4/2017
Episode 141 topics...
1. Bass breaking Tom Petty news
2. Final Tweets
3. Social media arguments
4. Going back to the past and betting on sports games
5. Traveling before the internet
1. Bass breaking Tom Petty news
2. Final Tweets
3. Social media arguments
4. Going back to the past and betting on sports games
5. Traveling before the internet
Oct 04, 201732:23
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 140 - 9/27/2017
Episode 140 topics...
1. New iPhone update
2. Rule followers and retention department follow up tip
3. Bass used to get people in Compton high limit credit cards
4. Kids who get held back in school
5. Rick Pitino scandal
6. People who say high school was their best years
7. Blue Chips the movie
8. Abe Vegas trip
9. People who do things that they see in movies
10. What will be on our wills
11. Angry crowd at NIN concert
12. Angry guys who drink coffee with a shoyt of oil
13. Different Strokes had a lot of dark episodes
14. Run from your angry boyfriend
1. New iPhone update
2. Rule followers and retention department follow up tip
3. Bass used to get people in Compton high limit credit cards
4. Kids who get held back in school
5. Rick Pitino scandal
6. People who say high school was their best years
7. Blue Chips the movie
8. Abe Vegas trip
9. People who do things that they see in movies
10. What will be on our wills
11. Angry crowd at NIN concert
12. Angry guys who drink coffee with a shoyt of oil
13. Different Strokes had a lot of dark episodes
14. Run from your angry boyfriend
Sep 28, 201752:26
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 139 - 9/12/2017
Episode 139 topics...
1. Worst sideline reporter ever
2. Worst apology ever
3. TSA guy repeating horrible catch phrase
4. Hickeys and how do people go about getting them
5. Fight attendant went out of his way to act straight
6. Sitting in emergency aisle
7. Has anyone in emergency aisle ever helped people on flight
8. People who don't know the McDonalds menu
9. Gynecologist gloves
1. Worst sideline reporter ever
2. Worst apology ever
3. TSA guy repeating horrible catch phrase
4. Hickeys and how do people go about getting them
5. Fight attendant went out of his way to act straight
6. Sitting in emergency aisle
7. Has anyone in emergency aisle ever helped people on flight
8. People who don't know the McDonalds menu
9. Gynecologist gloves
Sep 13, 201745:32
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 138 - 8/22/2017
Episode 138 topics...
1. Weird lady answered Sam's old land line number
2. Kyrie Irving trade
3. Sam and Bass should be breaking trade news reporters
4. Jon Jones tested positive for steroids again
5. Chuck E. Cheese band is retiring
6. Kids who went to the bathroom in ball bin
7. Kids should have trackers and a blue spray
8. Calling off work techniques
9. Diarrhea is the best excuse to get out of doing something
10. The solar eclipse
11. Ivan Drago coming back to Rocky series in Creed 2
12. Abe hid in bedroom from grocery delivery guy
1. Weird lady answered Sam's old land line number
2. Kyrie Irving trade
3. Sam and Bass should be breaking trade news reporters
4. Jon Jones tested positive for steroids again
5. Chuck E. Cheese band is retiring
6. Kids who went to the bathroom in ball bin
7. Kids should have trackers and a blue spray
8. Calling off work techniques
9. Diarrhea is the best excuse to get out of doing something
10. The solar eclipse
11. Ivan Drago coming back to Rocky series in Creed 2
12. Abe hid in bedroom from grocery delivery guy
Aug 23, 201740:30
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 137 - 8/15/2017
Episode 137 topics...
1. Bass' Los Angeles trip
2. Bass slept at a random radio station
3. Sleeping at airport
4. People who hold torches
5. People who care about Robert E. Lee
6. The only statue Abe cares about is the Rocky statue
7. Ric Flair update
8. Abe's parked car got hit and had an unpleasant dealing with city
9. Guys who eat ribs at tow truck places
10. Tow truck people treat you like a criminal
11. Strippers have strong knees and knee pads
1. Bass' Los Angeles trip
2. Bass slept at a random radio station
3. Sleeping at airport
4. People who hold torches
5. People who care about Robert E. Lee
6. The only statue Abe cares about is the Rocky statue
7. Ric Flair update
8. Abe's parked car got hit and had an unpleasant dealing with city
9. Guys who eat ribs at tow truck places
10. Tow truck people treat you like a criminal
11. Strippers have strong knees and knee pads
Aug 16, 201754:07
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 136 - 8/9/2017
Episode 136 topics...
1. Bass staying with Ryan in Los Angeles fiasco
2. The Ryan, Bass, and Lady Gaga connection
3. Weird guy that Abe met who pooped himself
4. Abe watched a Cosby Show marathon. Is that wrong?
5. Alice and Vicky the robot were slaves
6. Sex robots
7. Guys who add liquor to everything
8. Watermelon and Noah's Ark
9. Lions at the zoo compared to wild Lions
1. Bass staying with Ryan in Los Angeles fiasco
2. The Ryan, Bass, and Lady Gaga connection
3. Weird guy that Abe met who pooped himself
4. Abe watched a Cosby Show marathon. Is that wrong?
5. Alice and Vicky the robot were slaves
6. Sex robots
7. Guys who add liquor to everything
8. Watermelon and Noah's Ark
9. Lions at the zoo compared to wild Lions
Aug 10, 201743:23
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 135 - 7/31/2017
Episode 135 topics...
1. The slot machine controversy
2. Swearing to God as a little kid was like a lie detector test
3. Abe's Roulette strategy failed him
4. Abe produced an Ice Cube joint
5. Abe's legendary rapper impressions
6. Sam always wanted a Naughty by Nature hoodie
7. Chris Christie looks like Humpty Dumpty
8. The Chris Christie Cubs game altercation
9. Steve Jobs wife on yacht with new boyfriend
10. People who fight for dead peoples money
11. The overly dramatic tough guy at a funeral
12. The Sugar Shack controversy
13. Scumbags always have broken limbs and band aids on face
14. The Kendall Jenner Tupac shirt
15. Guys who purposely mispronounce rapper names
1. The slot machine controversy
2. Swearing to God as a little kid was like a lie detector test
3. Abe's Roulette strategy failed him
4. Abe produced an Ice Cube joint
5. Abe's legendary rapper impressions
6. Sam always wanted a Naughty by Nature hoodie
7. Chris Christie looks like Humpty Dumpty
8. The Chris Christie Cubs game altercation
9. Steve Jobs wife on yacht with new boyfriend
10. People who fight for dead peoples money
11. The overly dramatic tough guy at a funeral
12. The Sugar Shack controversy
13. Scumbags always have broken limbs and band aids on face
14. The Kendall Jenner Tupac shirt
15. Guys who purposely mispronounce rapper names
Aug 01, 201748:60
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 134 - 7/18/2017
Episode 134 topics...
1. Abe's can't miss roulette strategy
2. The wasp massacre on Abe's balcony
3. Rocky was an A-hole
4. Guy bought Just for Men and depends
5. Kids should buy stuff off Amazon and sell at school
6. Pawn shops and Abe's greatest score
7. Craigslist experiences
8. Guys who just want a hot meal
9. Abe might be allergic to lions and tigers
1. Abe's can't miss roulette strategy
2. The wasp massacre on Abe's balcony
3. Rocky was an A-hole
4. Guy bought Just for Men and depends
5. Kids should buy stuff off Amazon and sell at school
6. Pawn shops and Abe's greatest score
7. Craigslist experiences
8. Guys who just want a hot meal
9. Abe might be allergic to lions and tigers
Jul 19, 201749:40
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 133 - 6/28/2017
Episode 133 topics...
1. The twenty year Tom Petty controversy
2. Going to concerts as a kid was hard
3. Sam was double slighted
4. Abe makes good after twenty years of animosity from Sam
5. Danny Gaga didn't take Sam to Great America
6. Family at White Sox game that was covered in Mustard
7. Shoot the Bull tournament and flag football
8. Bill Belichick's photo shoot
9. The stolen money controversy
1. The twenty year Tom Petty controversy
2. Going to concerts as a kid was hard
3. Sam was double slighted
4. Abe makes good after twenty years of animosity from Sam
5. Danny Gaga didn't take Sam to Great America
6. Family at White Sox game that was covered in Mustard
7. Shoot the Bull tournament and flag football
8. Bill Belichick's photo shoot
9. The stolen money controversy
Jun 29, 201745:32
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 132 - 6/20/2017
Episode 132 topics...
1. People who strategically place guitars behind them in videos
2. People who lie
3. Abe's interrogation technique
4. Proper pronunciations of Street Fighter characters
5. People who open up fire hydrants
6. Guy with single nipple ring
7. Michael Jordan has worst style ever
8. Jay the Gay's gay type of gay men descriptions. www.rebelcircus.com/blog/twink-bear-wolf-a-guide-to-the-types-of-gay-men/
9. Which group Abe, Sam, and Bass fall into
1. People who strategically place guitars behind them in videos
2. People who lie
3. Abe's interrogation technique
4. Proper pronunciations of Street Fighter characters
5. People who open up fire hydrants
6. Guy with single nipple ring
7. Michael Jordan has worst style ever
8. Jay the Gay's gay type of gay men descriptions. www.rebelcircus.com/blog/twink-bear-wolf-a-guide-to-the-types-of-gay-men/
9. Which group Abe, Sam, and Bass fall into
Jun 21, 201752:52
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 131 - 6/14/2017
Episode 131 topics...
1. Vin Armani joins the podcast... www.VinArmani.com
2. Vin's weekend rate is $10,000
3. Vin's real name and identity
4. Story about guy who had sex with a pig
5. Germaphobe escorts
6. Tips on how to get women
7. Peak Hotness
8. Style tips
9. A list celebrity stories
10. White girl on beach with "N' word tattooed on her arm
1. Vin Armani joins the podcast... www.VinArmani.com
2. Vin's weekend rate is $10,000
3. Vin's real name and identity
4. Story about guy who had sex with a pig
5. Germaphobe escorts
6. Tips on how to get women
7. Peak Hotness
8. Style tips
9. A list celebrity stories
10. White girl on beach with "N' word tattooed on her arm
Jun 14, 201701:03:00
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 130 - 6/8/2017
Episode 130 topics...
1. Abe accidentally shaved beard
2. Abe's current beard... goo.gl/images/OYeC9f
3. X-Pac got a yeast infection
4. Bill Maher controversy
5. Bass feud with Man versus food guy
6. Bass made a food show pilot youtu.be/nm-_5R7gN6E
7. Tiger that fired blanks and other tiger videos
8. Former child actors who are now an eye sore
9. The legend of Big Dave
1. Abe accidentally shaved beard
2. Abe's current beard... goo.gl/images/OYeC9f
3. X-Pac got a yeast infection
4. Bill Maher controversy
5. Bass feud with Man versus food guy
6. Bass made a food show pilot youtu.be/nm-_5R7gN6E
7. Tiger that fired blanks and other tiger videos
8. Former child actors who are now an eye sore
9. The legend of Big Dave
Jun 09, 201759:36
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 129 - 6/2/2017
Episode 129 topics...
1. Matthew Stromer joins Abe. www.hipbattersea.com
2. Guy kept waving at Abe pool and followed to shower
3. Showering in high school
4. Celebrities running for President
5. Steaks with ketchup
6. Grey Poupon controversy
7. Rocky in beginning of music montage can't do anything
8. Rocky 3 and if Adrian had sex with Clubber Lang
9. Karate Kid 3 and Daniel Larusso's bad luck with women
10. Mr. T and Adrian scene sex scene that was cut out of Rocky 3
1. Matthew Stromer joins Abe. www.hipbattersea.com
2. Guy kept waving at Abe pool and followed to shower
3. Showering in high school
4. Celebrities running for President
5. Steaks with ketchup
6. Grey Poupon controversy
7. Rocky in beginning of music montage can't do anything
8. Rocky 3 and if Adrian had sex with Clubber Lang
9. Karate Kid 3 and Daniel Larusso's bad luck with women
10. Mr. T and Adrian scene sex scene that was cut out of Rocky 3
Jun 02, 201751:19
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 128 - 5/23/2017
Episode 128 topics...
1. Marty Casey joins Abe. www.martycaseymusic.com
2. Abe and Ryan stole Marty's seats at Cubs game
3. Chris Cornell tributes
4. Musicians being political
5. Onesie's
6. Rock Star INXS show
7. Reality TV inner workings
8. Groupies
9. Song writers selling their songs and making millions
10. Parents screaming out window to call in kids
11. Abe and Marty grew up in the golden age
12. A legal way to change your middle name
13. Abraham Maximus Kanan
14. Operation HOT TOWEL
15. Massage parlors should make guy use his own sock
1. Marty Casey joins Abe. www.martycaseymusic.com
2. Abe and Ryan stole Marty's seats at Cubs game
3. Chris Cornell tributes
4. Musicians being political
5. Onesie's
6. Rock Star INXS show
7. Reality TV inner workings
8. Groupies
9. Song writers selling their songs and making millions
10. Parents screaming out window to call in kids
11. Abe and Marty grew up in the golden age
12. A legal way to change your middle name
13. Abraham Maximus Kanan
14. Operation HOT TOWEL
15. Massage parlors should make guy use his own sock
May 23, 201701:11:59
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 127 - 5/11/2017
Episode 127 topics...
1. King Friday's kingdom
2. Sister Act and other Whoopi Goldberg movies
3. Star Wars fans who claim to love obscure characters
4. Alice from the Brady Bunch's uniform
5. Hipsters should be on MySpace
6. People who make negative comments online
7. Metal Band names
1. King Friday's kingdom
2. Sister Act and other Whoopi Goldberg movies
3. Star Wars fans who claim to love obscure characters
4. Alice from the Brady Bunch's uniform
5. Hipsters should be on MySpace
6. People who make negative comments online
7. Metal Band names
May 11, 201740:34
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 126 - 4/26/2017
Episode 126 topics...
1. Abe's daily decisions and dunking a basketball
2. Strippers and Nannies are the most fertile people
3. Athletes refusal to wear condoms
4. Michael Jordan in social media era would have been must see
5. Caitlyn should get a Kardashian ass
6. Kids shouldn't be forced to shower together
7. Guy Abe saw saw at red light who loved the Scorpions
1. Abe's daily decisions and dunking a basketball
2. Strippers and Nannies are the most fertile people
3. Athletes refusal to wear condoms
4. Michael Jordan in social media era would have been must see
5. Caitlyn should get a Kardashian ass
6. Kids shouldn't be forced to shower together
7. Guy Abe saw saw at red light who loved the Scorpions
Apr 27, 201734:56
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 125 - 4/19/2017
Episode 125 topics...
1. April the Giraffe
2. Giraffe's enter the world with a horrible ten foot drop
3. Riot Fest and Lollapalooza
4. Guys who like free VIP areas
5. People who get drugs for bands
6. Wu Tang Clan horrible t-shirt tribute to ODB
7. Bass "partying" with Dennis Rodman
8. Blind guy had sex with girl and after asked Abe if she was hot
9. Bass and Abe have a real life scene from the movie The Fugitive
1. April the Giraffe
2. Giraffe's enter the world with a horrible ten foot drop
3. Riot Fest and Lollapalooza
4. Guys who like free VIP areas
5. People who get drugs for bands
6. Wu Tang Clan horrible t-shirt tribute to ODB
7. Bass "partying" with Dennis Rodman
8. Blind guy had sex with girl and after asked Abe if she was hot
9. Bass and Abe have a real life scene from the movie The Fugitive
Apr 20, 201750:39
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 124 - 4/11/2017
Episode 124 topics...
1. Abe and Bass played basketball at United Center
2. Abe and Bass' greatest sports moments
3. Old people who still think adults are children
4. Viagra on steroids commercial
5. Magnums and petites
6. Tupac tribute had a lot of swearing
7. Hulk hogan and Ric Flair have a pass for bad behavior
8. This podcast is Abe's neck tattoo
9. Shaking hands should be replaced by bowing
1. Abe and Bass played basketball at United Center
2. Abe and Bass' greatest sports moments
3. Old people who still think adults are children
4. Viagra on steroids commercial
5. Magnums and petites
6. Tupac tribute had a lot of swearing
7. Hulk hogan and Ric Flair have a pass for bad behavior
8. This podcast is Abe's neck tattoo
9. Shaking hands should be replaced by bowing
Apr 11, 201701:00:52
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 123 - 3/29/2017
Episode 123 topics...
1. Vicious text threads
2. Alberto Del Rio's profanity laced wedding invitation
3. Abe wouldn't care if Bass stole his car
4. The myth of Mike the Enforcer
5. Guy at open mic said Chappelle stole his material
6. Weight loss and running 5 K's
7. People who run in 5 K's
8. People who wear the race number on their chest hours after race
9. Guys who scream at you to do things you don't have to do
10. Kid's who have a bunch of trophy's
11. Abe's Uncle built his first place pine wood derby car
12. Abey and Gordy
13. People who say high school was their greatest years
14. People who take two bites at the same time
15. Garth Brooks doesn't play the third verse of biggest hit
1. Vicious text threads
2. Alberto Del Rio's profanity laced wedding invitation
3. Abe wouldn't care if Bass stole his car
4. The myth of Mike the Enforcer
5. Guy at open mic said Chappelle stole his material
6. Weight loss and running 5 K's
7. People who run in 5 K's
8. People who wear the race number on their chest hours after race
9. Guys who scream at you to do things you don't have to do
10. Kid's who have a bunch of trophy's
11. Abe's Uncle built his first place pine wood derby car
12. Abey and Gordy
13. People who say high school was their greatest years
14. People who take two bites at the same time
15. Garth Brooks doesn't play the third verse of biggest hit
Mar 29, 201701:02:07
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 122 - 3/21/2017
Episode 122 topics...
1. Fake band performances
2. Sex with Larry Flynt must suck
3. Jerry Krause death
4. Bass' fake recorder with no batteries in locker room
5. Most reporters in locker rooms seem like perverts
6. Tom Brady jersey found quicker than Bin Laden
7. Bass' infant son loves boobs
8. Libraries now have hot women and DVD's
9. Streaming networks and Netflix
10. Our phones are like baby bottles
11. The Pope is on Twitter
12. Hostage situation at Walmart
1. Fake band performances
2. Sex with Larry Flynt must suck
3. Jerry Krause death
4. Bass' fake recorder with no batteries in locker room
5. Most reporters in locker rooms seem like perverts
6. Tom Brady jersey found quicker than Bin Laden
7. Bass' infant son loves boobs
8. Libraries now have hot women and DVD's
9. Streaming networks and Netflix
10. Our phones are like baby bottles
11. The Pope is on Twitter
12. Hostage situation at Walmart
Mar 22, 201745:26
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 121 - 3/21/2017
Episode 121 topics...
1. WWE's Paige in sex video
2. Every sex tape is must see
3. Old school wrestlers in sex tapes
4. Mix Master Mike got Booed at Guns n' Roses concert
5. Dumb people are easy to make happy
6. Ted Nugent's homophobic remark that made crowd howl
7. It's impossible to be as happy as the Ted Nugent crowd
8. Buying condoms ala carte
1. WWE's Paige in sex video
2. Every sex tape is must see
3. Old school wrestlers in sex tapes
4. Mix Master Mike got Booed at Guns n' Roses concert
5. Dumb people are easy to make happy
6. Ted Nugent's homophobic remark that made crowd howl
7. It's impossible to be as happy as the Ted Nugent crowd
8. Buying condoms ala carte
Mar 21, 201730:36
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 120 - 3/13/2017
Episode 120 topics...
1. Free leather jackets at casino
2. Strip club and bachelor party talk
3. HR lady who thought Abe was black had another incident
4. Walking around naked
5. Racists make an exception to get laid
6. Kardashian's
1. Free leather jackets at casino
2. Strip club and bachelor party talk
3. HR lady who thought Abe was black had another incident
4. Walking around naked
5. Racists make an exception to get laid
6. Kardashian's
Mar 13, 201757:09
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 119 - 2/27/2017
Episode 119 topics...
1. Oscar's
2. The need to report deaths on text threads
3. Ryan gave Abe a shout out at Monday Night Raw
4. Magic Johnson has the cure for HIV
5. Guy who was hitting on girl at Jimmy Johns
6. The loser guy in the group that loves everyone's girlfriends
7. Melania giving lords prayer
8. Weird sex with the Trump sons
9. Guy charged Abe for a copy of cassette
10. Abe will be playing basketball on Chicago Bulls court
11. Bad people who pass down their name to son
1. Oscar's
2. The need to report deaths on text threads
3. Ryan gave Abe a shout out at Monday Night Raw
4. Magic Johnson has the cure for HIV
5. Guy who was hitting on girl at Jimmy Johns
6. The loser guy in the group that loves everyone's girlfriends
7. Melania giving lords prayer
8. Weird sex with the Trump sons
9. Guy charged Abe for a copy of cassette
10. Abe will be playing basketball on Chicago Bulls court
11. Bad people who pass down their name to son
Feb 27, 201759:28
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 118 - 2/16/2017
Episode 118 topics...
1. Today is the 6 year anniversary of the SiriusXM Howard 101 show
2. The history of this show/podcast
3. Naked blow drying at the gym
4. People who don't wear underwear
5. Skin tag talk
6. Metal guys that sexually assault people in mosh pits
7. Abe's chicken wing incident
8. Abe is an "asset" to a fast food chain
9. We finally know why Michael Jordan hung out with Charles Oakley
10. Listener questions
1. Today is the 6 year anniversary of the SiriusXM Howard 101 show
2. The history of this show/podcast
3. Naked blow drying at the gym
4. People who don't wear underwear
5. Skin tag talk
6. Metal guys that sexually assault people in mosh pits
7. Abe's chicken wing incident
8. Abe is an "asset" to a fast food chain
9. We finally know why Michael Jordan hung out with Charles Oakley
10. Listener questions
Feb 17, 201701:00:59
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 117 - 2/8/2017
Episode 117 topics...
1. Bass almost died
2. Puking knee pad idea
3. Abe's final wishes
4. Sam's VIP list for wake
5. Sam wants to make angry video for his wake
6. People who give long lead up to report about a death
7. Abe's food life hacks
8. All spoonfuls at fast food places should be heaping
9. Guy took meat off of Abe's sandwich
10. People who say "Blonde hair don't care!"
11. People who use tons of hash tags in their posts
12. Running into people that want to "catch up"
1. Bass almost died
2. Puking knee pad idea
3. Abe's final wishes
4. Sam's VIP list for wake
5. Sam wants to make angry video for his wake
6. People who give long lead up to report about a death
7. Abe's food life hacks
8. All spoonfuls at fast food places should be heaping
9. Guy took meat off of Abe's sandwich
10. People who say "Blonde hair don't care!"
11. People who use tons of hash tags in their posts
12. Running into people that want to "catch up"
Feb 09, 201758:16
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 116 - 1/23/2017
Episode 116 topics...
1. San Diego Chargers leaving for Los Angeles
2. People who had Chargers tattoos deserve the pain
3. Andre the Giant's sex life and general demeanor
4. Ivan Rodriguez's hair
5. Jackson 5 reunion and career Hail Mary's
6. People who post fake conversations with their kids
7. Bin Laden should have been a CSM at Walmart or swimmer
8. Abe's homeless kid restaurant idea
1. San Diego Chargers leaving for Los Angeles
2. People who had Chargers tattoos deserve the pain
3. Andre the Giant's sex life and general demeanor
4. Ivan Rodriguez's hair
5. Jackson 5 reunion and career Hail Mary's
6. People who post fake conversations with their kids
7. Bin Laden should have been a CSM at Walmart or swimmer
8. Abe's homeless kid restaurant idea
Jan 24, 201748:55
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 115 - 1/12/2017
Episode 115 topics...
1. Bass ponytail final update
2. New microphone based kick-starter for Bass
3. Lady at coffee shop who didn't know how to make a latte
4. Half and half great debate and taste test
5. Guy who guarded CNN's coffee at Obama Farewell Speech
6. Trump leaked info
7. Abe's mayo turnoff #3
1. Bass ponytail final update
2. New microphone based kick-starter for Bass
3. Lady at coffee shop who didn't know how to make a latte
4. Half and half great debate and taste test
5. Guy who guarded CNN's coffee at Obama Farewell Speech
6. Trump leaked info
7. Abe's mayo turnoff #3
Jan 13, 201701:13:39
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 114 - 12/27/2016
Episode 114 topics...
1. Sam returns
2. Celebrities keep dying
3. Bass ponytail update
4. Do people with band tattoo's have sex with the bands
5. Mean nerd at Apple Store
6. Abe met Kenny Williams and Sam met Paul Stanley
7. Meeting celebrities on the street stories
8. Abe's Indiana joke
9. People who think they are VIP
10. Every married guy has a corny line about marriage
11. Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood
1. Sam returns
2. Celebrities keep dying
3. Bass ponytail update
4. Do people with band tattoo's have sex with the bands
5. Mean nerd at Apple Store
6. Abe met Kenny Williams and Sam met Paul Stanley
7. Meeting celebrities on the street stories
8. Abe's Indiana joke
9. People who think they are VIP
10. Every married guy has a corny line about marriage
11. Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood
Dec 28, 201601:01:31
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 113 - 12/22/2016
Episode 113 topics...
1. Guy was mad about Tupac getting into Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame
2. Donald Trump should never wear a hat
3. People at casino who make a lot of noise eating noodles
4. The reason people yell "MONKEY" during Baccarat
5. Guy complimented a girls wig and she went nuts
6. Garth Brooks wears a Madonna type headset
7. David Draiman from Disturbed should wear a headset
8. Garth Brooks is like Elmo and did the Howard Dean scream
9. Bands with one hit should play it multiple times in concert
10. Best way to search for Netflix password
11. Celebrity birth control
12. Bernard Hopkins was almost killed in last fight
13. Guy at Walmart hit on cashier and lumped Abe in
14. Movie theater wanted Abe's pennies
15. Abe's second Mayo turnoff
16. Abe has a Ghost in apartment who filled his Poo-Pourri
17. People on Facebook who add you to a group
18. Go Fund Me scams
19. People who get mad when you say "Happy Holidays"
1. Guy was mad about Tupac getting into Rock N' Roll Hall of Fame
2. Donald Trump should never wear a hat
3. People at casino who make a lot of noise eating noodles
4. The reason people yell "MONKEY" during Baccarat
5. Guy complimented a girls wig and she went nuts
6. Garth Brooks wears a Madonna type headset
7. David Draiman from Disturbed should wear a headset
8. Garth Brooks is like Elmo and did the Howard Dean scream
9. Bands with one hit should play it multiple times in concert
10. Best way to search for Netflix password
11. Celebrity birth control
12. Bernard Hopkins was almost killed in last fight
13. Guy at Walmart hit on cashier and lumped Abe in
14. Movie theater wanted Abe's pennies
15. Abe's second Mayo turnoff
16. Abe has a Ghost in apartment who filled his Poo-Pourri
17. People on Facebook who add you to a group
18. Go Fund Me scams
19. People who get mad when you say "Happy Holidays"
Dec 22, 201636:50
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 112 - 12/13/2016
Episode 112 topics...
1. Street fight videos and people who fight
2. The weight loss drug that made you poop pants is back
3. Kanye West and Donald Trump meeting
4. Any African American guy can quickly move up Trump ladder
5. Blac Chyna using Kardashian name
6. Abe's tip on becoming a Kardashian
7. How to spot a fake ass
8. Funny comment guy made in bathroom
9. Fuller House sucks and how to improve it
10. Abe was at a truck stop that offered showers
11. Sex robot cafe
12. Alan Thicke's last tweet
1. Street fight videos and people who fight
2. The weight loss drug that made you poop pants is back
3. Kanye West and Donald Trump meeting
4. Any African American guy can quickly move up Trump ladder
5. Blac Chyna using Kardashian name
6. Abe's tip on becoming a Kardashian
7. How to spot a fake ass
8. Funny comment guy made in bathroom
9. Fuller House sucks and how to improve it
10. Abe was at a truck stop that offered showers
11. Sex robot cafe
12. Alan Thicke's last tweet
Dec 14, 201636:41
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 111 - 12/8/2016
Episode 111 topics...
1. Abe's hatred of kangaroos
2. Kangaroo attacks and fights
3. What would happen if any of us fought a kangaroo
4. Matt Leinart's Twitter description
5. R. Kelly junk segment at concert
6. People who love snow
7. People who ask if you mind if they smoke
8. People who say Merry Christmas as a taunt
1. Abe's hatred of kangaroos
2. Kangaroo attacks and fights
3. What would happen if any of us fought a kangaroo
4. Matt Leinart's Twitter description
5. R. Kelly junk segment at concert
6. People who love snow
7. People who ask if you mind if they smoke
8. People who say Merry Christmas as a taunt
Dec 09, 201652:59
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 110 - 12/2/2016
Episode 110 topics...
1. Taking shirt off when eating
2. Sam's claim that Abe ate off of cardboard
3. Messy foods
4. Things that are similar with babies and old people
5. Abe want's to go out like Jim Morrison minus the overdose
6. Guy at casino looked horrible and was bragging about his looks
7. The Dark Knight jacket
8. Sam's Trump comparison to Abe
9. Sam's thoughts on election
10. Getting on knees over 30 is hard
11. Two finger challenge and dumb internet challenges
1. Taking shirt off when eating
2. Sam's claim that Abe ate off of cardboard
3. Messy foods
4. Things that are similar with babies and old people
5. Abe want's to go out like Jim Morrison minus the overdose
6. Guy at casino looked horrible and was bragging about his looks
7. The Dark Knight jacket
8. Sam's Trump comparison to Abe
9. Sam's thoughts on election
10. Getting on knees over 30 is hard
11. Two finger challenge and dumb internet challenges
Dec 02, 201653:02
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 109 - 11/22/2016
Episode 109 topics...
1. New David Blaine special
2. The Bass ponytail kickstarter
3. Steroid cheats in NFL
4. President Obama and Ted Nugent
5. Regular Milk benefits and detractors
6. Cats could puke every day and not care
1. New David Blaine special
2. The Bass ponytail kickstarter
3. Steroid cheats in NFL
4. President Obama and Ted Nugent
5. Regular Milk benefits and detractors
6. Cats could puke every day and not care
Nov 23, 201645:52
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 108 - 11/14/2016
Episode 108 topics...
1. Cubs shock wave effect
2. People who live in "the bush"
3. Guy at Chipotle was mad when he saw "agua" sign
4. Why don't body shops ever know when work will be done?
5. Abe's shitty rental car
6. Blind guy without a stick
7. Adults who still talk about high school football
8. The Bass ponytail
1. Cubs shock wave effect
2. People who live in "the bush"
3. Guy at Chipotle was mad when he saw "agua" sign
4. Why don't body shops ever know when work will be done?
5. Abe's shitty rental car
6. Blind guy without a stick
7. Adults who still talk about high school football
8. The Bass ponytail
Nov 14, 201640:37
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 107 - 11/9/2016
Episode 107 topics...
1. Darlene's depressed years on Roseanne
2. Cubs and election social media posts
3. Linkedin is creepy
4. The door knob and safety game
5. Cubs and Sox
6. Steroid wing in hall of fame
7. Abe used to think Latino people were white as a kid
8. All guys school and pranks on teachers
9. Lady did Abe's sandwich scam with Bologna
10. Deli's need to evolve
11. Abe got hit by a semi truck
12. People whose voices change around different people
13. People in lines to vote look like they haven't left house in years
14. People who say they need to make an appearance at a party
15. Go-to lies when you don't want to go somewhere
16. Racist pet names
1. Darlene's depressed years on Roseanne
2. Cubs and election social media posts
3. Linkedin is creepy
4. The door knob and safety game
5. Cubs and Sox
6. Steroid wing in hall of fame
7. Abe used to think Latino people were white as a kid
8. All guys school and pranks on teachers
9. Lady did Abe's sandwich scam with Bologna
10. Deli's need to evolve
11. Abe got hit by a semi truck
12. People whose voices change around different people
13. People in lines to vote look like they haven't left house in years
14. People who say they need to make an appearance at a party
15. Go-to lies when you don't want to go somewhere
16. Racist pet names
Nov 10, 201601:16:26
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 106 - 10/27/2016
Episode 106 topics...
1. Larsa Pippen leaving Scottie Pippen
2. Scottie is know for having big junk
3. Michael Jordan competitive about everything including junk
4. Suge Knight accusations about Dr. Dre trying to kill him
5. Dre and Suge both have a kid with the same woman
6. The Undertaker went to Cavaliers game in full outfit
7. Jared from Subway's wife suing Subway
8. Jared was a catch in Indiana
1. Larsa Pippen leaving Scottie Pippen
2. Scottie is know for having big junk
3. Michael Jordan competitive about everything including junk
4. Suge Knight accusations about Dr. Dre trying to kill him
5. Dre and Suge both have a kid with the same woman
6. The Undertaker went to Cavaliers game in full outfit
7. Jared from Subway's wife suing Subway
8. Jared was a catch in Indiana
Oct 27, 201631:09
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 105 - 10/20/2016
Episode 105 topics...
1. Sox and cubs fans
2. People who fight at sports games
3. Amy Schumer, Madonna, and Ann Coulter
4. Abe won $5000 in poker tournament
5. Guy named "Cutler" kept talking about Jay Cutler
6. Swearing to God
7. People should have to claim their poop after effects
8. Unhealthy Trump supporters
9. People who participate in Movember
10. Young men are missing a manly chromosome
11. Abe and Sam's disagreement about waitresses
1. Sox and cubs fans
2. People who fight at sports games
3. Amy Schumer, Madonna, and Ann Coulter
4. Abe won $5000 in poker tournament
5. Guy named "Cutler" kept talking about Jay Cutler
6. Swearing to God
7. People should have to claim their poop after effects
8. Unhealthy Trump supporters
9. People who participate in Movember
10. Young men are missing a manly chromosome
11. Abe and Sam's disagreement about waitresses
Oct 21, 201650:26
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 104 - 10/11/2016
Episode 104 topics...
1. Is there anything Donald Trump could do to lose his supporters
2. Trump supporters that would let Donald have sex with their wives
3. Men who hold down women
4. Chicago marathon and the runners with balls hanging out
5. Derrick Rose might be the dumbest human being on Earth
6. Abe's new life hack involving stretching at urinal
7. The search for Abraham Bass on Facebook
8. Tips on getting into radio
1. Is there anything Donald Trump could do to lose his supporters
2. Trump supporters that would let Donald have sex with their wives
3. Men who hold down women
4. Chicago marathon and the runners with balls hanging out
5. Derrick Rose might be the dumbest human being on Earth
6. Abe's new life hack involving stretching at urinal
7. The search for Abraham Bass on Facebook
8. Tips on getting into radio
Oct 12, 201644:51
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 103 - 10/4/2016
Episode 103 topics...
1. The lasagna that ruined Abe's day
2. Noah's Arc
3. Ric Flair sex stories and Halle Berry story
4. The baby from Nirvana's "Nevermind" recreated cover art
5. People who donate sperm
6. Do parents care about their kids junk size
7. Adopting adults
1. The lasagna that ruined Abe's day
2. Noah's Arc
3. Ric Flair sex stories and Halle Berry story
4. The baby from Nirvana's "Nevermind" recreated cover art
5. People who donate sperm
6. Do parents care about their kids junk size
7. Adopting adults
Oct 04, 201652:32
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 102 - 9/27/2016
Episode 102 topics...
1. Sam's Arnold Palmer tribute
2. Tom Collins history
3. Jay Cutler reminds Abe of fake puking in grade school
4. Sam's work and life advice
5. Slob who had sandwich remnants on face for entire meal
6. Kid whose parents wanted him to throw lefty
7. People who share straws and joints
8. Abe's tip for guys who pass joints to strangers
9. Cocaine users should use paper or straws instead of dollar bills
10. George W. Bush would have been hilarious on cocaine
11. Xaralto lawsuit
12. The sex crazed tortoise that saved his species
1. Sam's Arnold Palmer tribute
2. Tom Collins history
3. Jay Cutler reminds Abe of fake puking in grade school
4. Sam's work and life advice
5. Slob who had sandwich remnants on face for entire meal
6. Kid whose parents wanted him to throw lefty
7. People who share straws and joints
8. Abe's tip for guys who pass joints to strangers
9. Cocaine users should use paper or straws instead of dollar bills
10. George W. Bush would have been hilarious on cocaine
11. Xaralto lawsuit
12. The sex crazed tortoise that saved his species
Sep 28, 201601:02:47
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 101 - 9/15/2016
Episode 101 topics...
Jay the Gay joins us for a NSFW podcast.
Jay the Gay joins us for a NSFW podcast.
Sep 15, 201643:33
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 100 - 9/7/2016
Episode 100 topics...
1. Sam in Las Vegas compared to Abe
2. Misfits reunion concert in Denver
3. Danzig's ridiculous song intro's
4. People who wear Misfits gear are usually posers
5. Denver smells like weed
6. Lots of white homeless people in Denver
7. Smoking weed with homeless people
8. Abe as a homeless man
9. Skin tags grow back
10. Abe plans on winning big this weekend
11. This is our 100th episode of podcast
12. Would podcast continue without Abe
13. Reenactment of us doing podcast as old men
14. Abe taught a guy at gym an important lesson
15. People who act sick
16. Guy on Denver Train told story about crowds
17. Farting in mosh pits
1. Sam in Las Vegas compared to Abe
2. Misfits reunion concert in Denver
3. Danzig's ridiculous song intro's
4. People who wear Misfits gear are usually posers
5. Denver smells like weed
6. Lots of white homeless people in Denver
7. Smoking weed with homeless people
8. Abe as a homeless man
9. Skin tags grow back
10. Abe plans on winning big this weekend
11. This is our 100th episode of podcast
12. Would podcast continue without Abe
13. Reenactment of us doing podcast as old men
14. Abe taught a guy at gym an important lesson
15. People who act sick
16. Guy on Denver Train told story about crowds
17. Farting in mosh pits
Sep 08, 201601:01:59
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 99 - 9/1/2016
Episode 99 topics...
1. Guy died from a hickey
2. You can't die in your dreams
3. Brock Lesnar kissed a guy on the head
4. Hulk Hogan unblocked a guy with a funny Twitter name
5. Bass was on Steve Harvey show and was given instructions
6. Joey Fatone has hit an all time low
7. Abe's neighbor chased down guy who stole Abe's mail
8. Sam got an extra box of dog treats
9. Farting in elevator
10. Listener questions
1. Guy died from a hickey
2. You can't die in your dreams
3. Brock Lesnar kissed a guy on the head
4. Hulk Hogan unblocked a guy with a funny Twitter name
5. Bass was on Steve Harvey show and was given instructions
6. Joey Fatone has hit an all time low
7. Abe's neighbor chased down guy who stole Abe's mail
8. Sam got an extra box of dog treats
9. Farting in elevator
10. Listener questions
Sep 02, 201601:16:52
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 98 - 8/23/2016
Episode 98 topics...
1. Suge Knight and Straight Outta Compton
2. Celebrities who still have an aura
3. A Tony Romo reality show would be horrible
4. Guns N' Roses begging models to come to their shows
5. Brothers of celebrities who lie and say they are the celebrity
6. Low level celebrities treated like stars at crappy clubs
7. The Twinkie guy bought Playboy Mansion
8. Hugh Hefner's brother
9. Keith Hefner's widow's tweets and hashtags
10. Paul Stanley was the original Rick Roll
11. Osama Bin Laden could have been the greatest swimmer ever
12. Abe's pathetic swimming incidents
1. Suge Knight and Straight Outta Compton
2. Celebrities who still have an aura
3. A Tony Romo reality show would be horrible
4. Guns N' Roses begging models to come to their shows
5. Brothers of celebrities who lie and say they are the celebrity
6. Low level celebrities treated like stars at crappy clubs
7. The Twinkie guy bought Playboy Mansion
8. Hugh Hefner's brother
9. Keith Hefner's widow's tweets and hashtags
10. Paul Stanley was the original Rick Roll
11. Osama Bin Laden could have been the greatest swimmer ever
12. Abe's pathetic swimming incidents
Aug 24, 201655:11
ABE KANAN AND EVIL DAVE ON HOWARD STERN SHOW
Evil Dave Letterman is a reoccurring character on the Howard Stern show. For 3 years I hosted "The Abe Kanan Show" on SiriusXM Howard 101. During that time, I worked with Evil Dave from Chicago every time he had an appearance. This was by far my favorite!
Aug 17, 201610:07
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 97 - 8/10/2016
Episode 97 topics...
1. Doo Wop could end gang violence
2. Abe accidentally scared a guy in parking lot
3. Boob guys
4. Thirsty guys at Bachelor parties
5. Perverted gymnastics coaches
6. Questioning liars
7. People who give their kids dumb names
8. Apple's equal pay initiative has one problem
1. Doo Wop could end gang violence
2. Abe accidentally scared a guy in parking lot
3. Boob guys
4. Thirsty guys at Bachelor parties
5. Perverted gymnastics coaches
6. Questioning liars
7. People who give their kids dumb names
8. Apple's equal pay initiative has one problem
Aug 10, 201637:40
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 96 - 8/4/2016
Episode 96 topics...
1. Abe and President Obama birthdays
2. New radio studios
3. Construction workers at radio stations with drills
4. Orlando Bloom junk pictures
5. Guys who take off their shirts at parties
6. Ass cleavage shorts
7. Ass to ass rock stars
8. Things that need to be updated
9. Warren Sapp is a relationship deal breaker
10. Relationship deal breakers
11. Angry hot dog chef
12. Abe was grossed out by elotes guy
13. Draymond Green junk on Snap Chat
14. Abe's lightning fast credit card rejection
1. Abe and President Obama birthdays
2. New radio studios
3. Construction workers at radio stations with drills
4. Orlando Bloom junk pictures
5. Guys who take off their shirts at parties
6. Ass cleavage shorts
7. Ass to ass rock stars
8. Things that need to be updated
9. Warren Sapp is a relationship deal breaker
10. Relationship deal breakers
11. Angry hot dog chef
12. Abe was grossed out by elotes guy
13. Draymond Green junk on Snap Chat
14. Abe's lightning fast credit card rejection
Aug 04, 201650:29
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 95 - 7/27/2016
Episode 95 topics...
1. Levy Media Anniversary
2. Fake radio jobs
3. The internet is better than a lot of colleges
4. Sam explains why he wouldn't vote for Abe for President
5. Abe gives good advice to everyone himself
6. Skin tags grow back
7. Danny Gaga thought WWE draft was real
8. Danny Gaga makes return to podcast
9. Guy who doesn't let other men under his hood
1. Levy Media Anniversary
2. Fake radio jobs
3. The internet is better than a lot of colleges
4. Sam explains why he wouldn't vote for Abe for President
5. Abe gives good advice to everyone himself
6. Skin tags grow back
7. Danny Gaga thought WWE draft was real
8. Danny Gaga makes return to podcast
9. Guy who doesn't let other men under his hood
Jul 28, 201643:20
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 94 - 7/19/2016
Episode 94 topics...
1. Brock Lesnar fails second steroid test
2. Old man from Pawn Stars death hoax
3. People who beg for free tickets
4. Guns N' Roses talk
5. People who aren't smart
6. Radio surveys
7. Abe's latest bathroom incident
8. Ariel Winter from Modern Family grosses us out
9. Elvis impersonator took dump at McDonalds
10. The age when tripping isn't funny
11. Abe saved a bird
1. Brock Lesnar fails second steroid test
2. Old man from Pawn Stars death hoax
3. People who beg for free tickets
4. Guns N' Roses talk
5. People who aren't smart
6. Radio surveys
7. Abe's latest bathroom incident
8. Ariel Winter from Modern Family grosses us out
9. Elvis impersonator took dump at McDonalds
10. The age when tripping isn't funny
11. Abe saved a bird
Jul 19, 201659:52
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 93 - 7/6/2016
Episode 93 topics...
1. Dwyane Wade coming to the Chicago Bulls
2. Abe doesn't think players should be loyal to teams
3. People who are still shooting off fireworks
4. Amateur firework shows always end badly
5. Guns N' Roses concert recap
6. Fat guy was wearing see-through shorts
7. UFC 200 in Las Vegas trip
8. People who ask things that they could google
1. Dwyane Wade coming to the Chicago Bulls
2. Abe doesn't think players should be loyal to teams
3. People who are still shooting off fireworks
4. Amateur firework shows always end badly
5. Guns N' Roses concert recap
6. Fat guy was wearing see-through shorts
7. UFC 200 in Las Vegas trip
8. People who ask things that they could google
Jul 07, 201654:17
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 92 - 6/29/2016
Episode 92 topics...
1. The snooze button is like being a hostage
2. Morning mask invention
3. Sam's asshole 5AM text
4. If Sam had a kid, he would do a lot of screaming
5. Sam says that Abe sleeps like a dog
6. Abe wants to put up signs with rules at his gym
7. People who still use checks
8. Sludge sent Abe a creepy check with a virtual slap in the face
9. Game of Thrones finale recap
10. George RR Martin loves YouPorn
1. The snooze button is like being a hostage
2. Morning mask invention
3. Sam's asshole 5AM text
4. If Sam had a kid, he would do a lot of screaming
5. Sam says that Abe sleeps like a dog
6. Abe wants to put up signs with rules at his gym
7. People who still use checks
8. Sludge sent Abe a creepy check with a virtual slap in the face
9. Game of Thrones finale recap
10. George RR Martin loves YouPorn
Jun 30, 201648:25
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 91 - 6/21/2016
Episode 91 topics...
1. Steph Curry's wife
2. Places that charge extra for BBQ sauce
3. Sam doesn't think McDonalds should give free sauce
4. Stephen A Smith's weird speech about Lebron James' wife
5. Sports radio debates never go anywhere
6. Sports radio callers are the worst
7. Chelsea Clinton gave kid the least presidential name
8. Abraham Clinton for president in 2024
9. Another guy mispronounced Abe's name
10. Having a kid in 2016 is dangerous
11. King of the castle guys are annoying
12. Women in pre-arranged marriages are like slaves
13. Roman Reigns suspended from WWE
1. Steph Curry's wife
2. Places that charge extra for BBQ sauce
3. Sam doesn't think McDonalds should give free sauce
4. Stephen A Smith's weird speech about Lebron James' wife
5. Sports radio debates never go anywhere
6. Sports radio callers are the worst
7. Chelsea Clinton gave kid the least presidential name
8. Abraham Clinton for president in 2024
9. Another guy mispronounced Abe's name
10. Having a kid in 2016 is dangerous
11. King of the castle guys are annoying
12. Women in pre-arranged marriages are like slaves
13. Roman Reigns suspended from WWE
Jun 22, 201601:03:52
PAUL STANLEY INTERVIEW 97.9 THE LOOP 6 - 16
Paul Stanley enjoys Abe Kanan's impression of him on the Mancow show on 97.9 The Loop in Chicago.
Jun 16, 201603:38
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 90 - 6/15/2016
Episode 90 topics...
1. Sludge returns to podcast and talks about Chicago trip
2. People who keep posting stuff about guns
3. Abe wants to get Sam the new Weird Al Yankovic box set
4. Bass disappears mid-podcast
5. Why did Ice Cube put Ricky on the couch in Boyz in the Hood
6. Sons of legends usually suck
7. Sludge lost his phone in Abe's car
8. Abe had to Fed Ex Sludges phone to Philadelphia
9. Abe and Sludges worst firings
10. Abe drove away from gas station with gas pump in car
11. People on Facebook who tease a surprise are the worst
1. Sludge returns to podcast and talks about Chicago trip
2. People who keep posting stuff about guns
3. Abe wants to get Sam the new Weird Al Yankovic box set
4. Bass disappears mid-podcast
5. Why did Ice Cube put Ricky on the couch in Boyz in the Hood
6. Sons of legends usually suck
7. Sludge lost his phone in Abe's car
8. Abe had to Fed Ex Sludges phone to Philadelphia
9. Abe and Sludges worst firings
10. Abe drove away from gas station with gas pump in car
11. People on Facebook who tease a surprise are the worst
Jun 16, 201601:05:08
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 89 - 6/7/2016
Episode 89 topics...
1. Guy put his fingers in communal container at restaurant
2. Abe's love of watermelon
3. Abe' online casino victory
4. Bathroom choice at work and identifying someone by their shoes
5. Sushi made by hipsters
6. Don West mystery boxes are like cutting open watermelons
1. Guy put his fingers in communal container at restaurant
2. Abe's love of watermelon
3. Abe' online casino victory
4. Bathroom choice at work and identifying someone by their shoes
5. Sushi made by hipsters
6. Don West mystery boxes are like cutting open watermelons
Jun 08, 201652:06
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 88 - 6/1/2016
Episode 88 topics...
1. Guys who love guns and cigars
2. Abe and Bass played a pathetic game of basketball
3. Sam playing the game "HORSE" talk
4. Enrique Iglesias makes out with girls on stage during concerts
5. Has anyone been killed because of Enrique's tactics
6. People who get completely drunk at every event
7. Disturbed singer David Draiman's cheesy song intros
8. Gorilla tragedy and dumb mother
9. Abe knows how to survive against a Gorilla
10. Old school handshakes were intimidating
11. Guys who pick people up
12. People who pee in the pool
1. Guys who love guns and cigars
2. Abe and Bass played a pathetic game of basketball
3. Sam playing the game "HORSE" talk
4. Enrique Iglesias makes out with girls on stage during concerts
5. Has anyone been killed because of Enrique's tactics
6. People who get completely drunk at every event
7. Disturbed singer David Draiman's cheesy song intros
8. Gorilla tragedy and dumb mother
9. Abe knows how to survive against a Gorilla
10. Old school handshakes were intimidating
11. Guys who pick people up
12. People who pee in the pool
Jun 02, 201601:00:19
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 87 - 5/24/2016
Episode 87 topics...
1. Lady answered phone and asked Abe if he was hungry
2. Lawyer was talking about details of case while taking a dump
3. ATM machines give you subtle hints if you're a degenerate
4. Abe and Bass want to be each others food sponsors
5. Telemarketer butchered Abe's name
6. Bass worked as a telemarketer in high school
7. Four-hour diet and fad diets
8. People who speak all of their text messages
9. Abe's retention tip and an equally good new tip
10. People who speak the hip new lingo
11. Puff Daddy's new song is the worst ever
12. Aerosmith video gave kids horrible message
13. Guy wore beats headphones while blaring music in his car
14. Impromptu Douchebag Power Rankings
1. Lady answered phone and asked Abe if he was hungry
2. Lawyer was talking about details of case while taking a dump
3. ATM machines give you subtle hints if you're a degenerate
4. Abe and Bass want to be each others food sponsors
5. Telemarketer butchered Abe's name
6. Bass worked as a telemarketer in high school
7. Four-hour diet and fad diets
8. People who speak all of their text messages
9. Abe's retention tip and an equally good new tip
10. People who speak the hip new lingo
11. Puff Daddy's new song is the worst ever
12. Aerosmith video gave kids horrible message
13. Guy wore beats headphones while blaring music in his car
14. Impromptu Douchebag Power Rankings
May 25, 201658:31
Abe Kanan on Fishing
Abe Kanan on Fishing. Subscribe to the Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Podcast on iTunes here... itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/abe-kanan-on-hold/id860445250?mt=2
May 23, 201603:01
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 86 - 5/18/2016
Episode 86 topics...
1. Facebook is full of useless information
2. Abe's pathetic trip to casino buffet
3. Guy was talking smack with chicken skin on his face
4. Guy with ponytail dipped the tip in water
5. People who tell you to wash your hands
6. Abe's mom always asks him if he has pressure in chest
7. The Misfits and other reunions
8. Rappers who stop you on the street and start rapping
9. Guys who used to sell speakers in parking lot
10. Guy sent a letter asking for gifts after wedding
11. Wedding gifts should be in escrow for a year
12. Guy at CVS couldnt say the word "diarrhea"
1. Facebook is full of useless information
2. Abe's pathetic trip to casino buffet
3. Guy was talking smack with chicken skin on his face
4. Guy with ponytail dipped the tip in water
5. People who tell you to wash your hands
6. Abe's mom always asks him if he has pressure in chest
7. The Misfits and other reunions
8. Rappers who stop you on the street and start rapping
9. Guys who used to sell speakers in parking lot
10. Guy sent a letter asking for gifts after wedding
11. Wedding gifts should be in escrow for a year
12. Guy at CVS couldnt say the word "diarrhea"
May 19, 201601:01:39
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 85 - 5/10/2016
Episode 85 topics...
1. Sludge returns to the podcast and excites Sam
2. Fantasy football talk
3. Sam in Training Day scenario would be hilarious
4. Ripping people off in Fantasy Football is great
5. Gene Simmons' song Christine Sixteen has questionable lyrics
6. Gene Simmons' sex tape was even more pathetic than Hulkster
7. People who use Kickstarter for pools and other stupid stuff
8. People who ask for prayers for their dogs on Facebook
9. Sludge and Bass only talk on Facebook Messenger
10. Sludge sneaks into Chicago like a thief in the night
11. Abe's slick move at piano bar
12. Smelliest celebrities list
13. Guys who have "man caves" are like little boys with bedroom
14. Draymond Green commercial and other bad commercials
15. Sludge's upcoming Dana White Interview
16. Abe's worst interviews talk
17. Abe hates candid shirtless pics holding babies
18. Sludge's Vegas trip
19. Sludge almost got killed by a Navy Seal after plane ride
20. People who want free stuff always want "a couple"
21. Online trashy fight videos
22. Sam loved a local news reporter when he was three years old
1. Sludge returns to the podcast and excites Sam
2. Fantasy football talk
3. Sam in Training Day scenario would be hilarious
4. Ripping people off in Fantasy Football is great
5. Gene Simmons' song Christine Sixteen has questionable lyrics
6. Gene Simmons' sex tape was even more pathetic than Hulkster
7. People who use Kickstarter for pools and other stupid stuff
8. People who ask for prayers for their dogs on Facebook
9. Sludge and Bass only talk on Facebook Messenger
10. Sludge sneaks into Chicago like a thief in the night
11. Abe's slick move at piano bar
12. Smelliest celebrities list
13. Guys who have "man caves" are like little boys with bedroom
14. Draymond Green commercial and other bad commercials
15. Sludge's upcoming Dana White Interview
16. Abe's worst interviews talk
17. Abe hates candid shirtless pics holding babies
18. Sludge's Vegas trip
19. Sludge almost got killed by a Navy Seal after plane ride
20. People who want free stuff always want "a couple"
21. Online trashy fight videos
22. Sam loved a local news reporter when he was three years old
May 11, 201601:34:03
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 84 - 5/3/2016
Episode 84 topics...
1. Balls and bending over in gym locker rooms
2. Guys who work out wearing Bane masks
3. The naked 7-second rule
4. Ted Cruz drops out
5. Open shower should be abolished
6. People who eat on the same side of the booth
1. Balls and bending over in gym locker rooms
2. Guys who work out wearing Bane masks
3. The naked 7-second rule
4. Ted Cruz drops out
5. Open shower should be abolished
6. People who eat on the same side of the booth
May 04, 201628:57
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 83 - 4/26/2016
Episode 83 topics...
1. Lazy payroll people
2. Abe feels bad for Possum's
3. Chyna porn got the same reaction as horse video
4. Hipsters ruin everything
5. What do hipsters and metal guys sleep in
6. Abe can't wait to refer to twenty dollar bills as "Tubman's"
7. People who wait in line for hours to save four dollars
8. Guy got arrested for stealing fountain drink
9. Worker who looks confused every morning when Abe makes the exact same order
1. Lazy payroll people
2. Abe feels bad for Possum's
3. Chyna porn got the same reaction as horse video
4. Hipsters ruin everything
5. What do hipsters and metal guys sleep in
6. Abe can't wait to refer to twenty dollar bills as "Tubman's"
7. People who wait in line for hours to save four dollars
8. Guy got arrested for stealing fountain drink
9. Worker who looks confused every morning when Abe makes the exact same order
Apr 27, 201655:23
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 82 - 4/20/2016
Episode 82 topics...
1. Abe tagged multiple times on $1 sub story
2. Abe trying to change the time of daily bathroom emergency
3. Thumb in belly button technique
4. Harriet Tubman on the $20 talk
5. Why does anyone care about Andrew Jackson
6. Going to a concert in 1996 compared to 2016
7. If Sam was a rock star he would be the biggest jerk ever
8. People who ask for more free stuff, when offered free stuff
9. People who say they are leaving Facebook for a while
10. Pay Pal is the currency of shady transactions
1. Abe tagged multiple times on $1 sub story
2. Abe trying to change the time of daily bathroom emergency
3. Thumb in belly button technique
4. Harriet Tubman on the $20 talk
5. Why does anyone care about Andrew Jackson
6. Going to a concert in 1996 compared to 2016
7. If Sam was a rock star he would be the biggest jerk ever
8. People who ask for more free stuff, when offered free stuff
9. People who say they are leaving Facebook for a while
10. Pay Pal is the currency of shady transactions
Apr 21, 201601:07:41
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 81 - 4/12/2016
Episode 81 topics...
1. New addition to the "Things you can't look cool doing" list
2. Kate Hudson's new boyfriend and huge list of boyfriends
3. Bass almost got beaten up by NBA star Baron Davis
4. Abe caught in car dancing to a Kiss song
5. Sam inhales music like air
6. Guy puked on himself at Iron Maiden concert
7. Guy at gym who took Tinder pictures
8. Abe wants to hire Brock Lesnar to work at gyms
9. Talking to acquaintances is like a tree in the road
10. Cutting people out of your life is important for happiness
11. Technologically savvy ticket scalpers
12. Blanket Jackson's ridiculous name change
1. New addition to the "Things you can't look cool doing" list
2. Kate Hudson's new boyfriend and huge list of boyfriends
3. Bass almost got beaten up by NBA star Baron Davis
4. Abe caught in car dancing to a Kiss song
5. Sam inhales music like air
6. Guy puked on himself at Iron Maiden concert
7. Guy at gym who took Tinder pictures
8. Abe wants to hire Brock Lesnar to work at gyms
9. Talking to acquaintances is like a tree in the road
10. Cutting people out of your life is important for happiness
11. Technologically savvy ticket scalpers
12. Blanket Jackson's ridiculous name change
Apr 13, 201601:11:49
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 80 - 3/29/2016
Episode 80 topics...
1. Changes to the podcast
2. Sam getting a big wrestling type push
3. Abe's fake injury to not have to walk as far at concert
4. People who roll up one leg while riding bike
5. Recent calls to 911
6. Naked guy on expressway
7. Double locking buttons when seeing homeless guy
8. Advantages of underwear versus commando
9. Abe ate too much Lamb on Easter
10. Abe's idea for new religious jewelry
11. Media people with Game of Thrones screeners
12. Ethics on broadcasting
13. People who get stuff out of trunk at red lights
1. Changes to the podcast
2. Sam getting a big wrestling type push
3. Abe's fake injury to not have to walk as far at concert
4. People who roll up one leg while riding bike
5. Recent calls to 911
6. Naked guy on expressway
7. Double locking buttons when seeing homeless guy
8. Advantages of underwear versus commando
9. Abe ate too much Lamb on Easter
10. Abe's idea for new religious jewelry
11. Media people with Game of Thrones screeners
12. Ethics on broadcasting
13. People who get stuff out of trunk at red lights
Mar 30, 201657:36
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 79 - 3/22/2016
Abe Kanan and Bass discuss...
1. Remembering Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
2. Greatest audio clip in the history of audio
3. Final Tweet before dying
4. Swearing every morning when you wake up is normal
5. Abe and Bass ate a disgusting(in a good way) meal
6. Hulk Hogan's lucky bandana
7. Jake the Snake sex tape next
8. Abe accidentally wore green on St. Patricks Day
9. People should wear red on Pulaski Day
10. Guy at Starbucks who kept kissing son on lips
11. Jesus sang Creed song during the Passion Live
12. Why is Jesus always a model on TV
13. It should be illegal to return online purchases
1. Remembering Toronto Mayor Rob Ford
2. Greatest audio clip in the history of audio
3. Final Tweet before dying
4. Swearing every morning when you wake up is normal
5. Abe and Bass ate a disgusting(in a good way) meal
6. Hulk Hogan's lucky bandana
7. Jake the Snake sex tape next
8. Abe accidentally wore green on St. Patricks Day
9. People should wear red on Pulaski Day
10. Guy at Starbucks who kept kissing son on lips
11. Jesus sang Creed song during the Passion Live
12. Why is Jesus always a model on TV
13. It should be illegal to return online purchases
Mar 23, 201644:10
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 78 - 3/16/2016
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss...
1. Bass' latest excuse for being late
2. Sam's hair trigger
3. Sox player retired because he couldn't bring son to work
4. People who bring kids to work
5. Jared from Subway got beat up in prison
6. Chumlee from Pawn Stars blew his golden ticket
7. Chumlee bar appearances in small towns
8. Old people hate fat people
9. St. Patricks Day in Chicago
10. Day Light savings time
1. Bass' latest excuse for being late
2. Sam's hair trigger
3. Sox player retired because he couldn't bring son to work
4. People who bring kids to work
5. Jared from Subway got beat up in prison
6. Chumlee from Pawn Stars blew his golden ticket
7. Chumlee bar appearances in small towns
8. Old people hate fat people
9. St. Patricks Day in Chicago
10. Day Light savings time
Mar 17, 201601:05:39
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 77 - 3/8/2016
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Questioning Bass' whereabouts
2. Sam is sick of Abe's childhood stories involving him
3. Peyton Manning is like Forrest Gump
4. God doesn't care about football
5. Sam feeds his dogs in middle of podcast
6. Sandboxes are gross
7. Bass explains why he is always late for podcast
8. Hulk Hogans "dress" bandana for court
9. Hulk Hogan sex tape talk
10. Guy taking dump was offended by guy who farted
11. Lynyrd Skynyrd's twenty in memoriam candles
1. Questioning Bass' whereabouts
2. Sam is sick of Abe's childhood stories involving him
3. Peyton Manning is like Forrest Gump
4. God doesn't care about football
5. Sam feeds his dogs in middle of podcast
6. Sandboxes are gross
7. Bass explains why he is always late for podcast
8. Hulk Hogans "dress" bandana for court
9. Hulk Hogan sex tape talk
10. Guy taking dump was offended by guy who farted
11. Lynyrd Skynyrd's twenty in memoriam candles
Mar 09, 201601:03:05
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 76 - 3/1/2016
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. Abe's Mexican food double coma
2. Jumping up and down before using bathroom technique
3. People who say "thank you for your service" too fast
4. Abe consoled lady who fell at restaurant
5. Abe used foot to pick up a post it note
6. Ryan dogsitting Owen and Blu Blazer talk
7. Abe had incident with guy who buzzes him in at work
8. Guy in Abe's building apparently gets paid to sleep
9. "Fuller House" review
10. Sitcoms love hooking up single parents
11. Guy with a "The World Is Yours" tattoo
12. Abe's fake office
1. Abe's Mexican food double coma
2. Jumping up and down before using bathroom technique
3. People who say "thank you for your service" too fast
4. Abe consoled lady who fell at restaurant
5. Abe used foot to pick up a post it note
6. Ryan dogsitting Owen and Blu Blazer talk
7. Abe had incident with guy who buzzes him in at work
8. Guy in Abe's building apparently gets paid to sleep
9. "Fuller House" review
10. Sitcoms love hooking up single parents
11. Guy with a "The World Is Yours" tattoo
12. Abe's fake office
Mar 02, 201601:02:12
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 75 - 2/24/2016
Abe Kanan, Bass, and Sam Kanan discuss...
1. If Abe played for the Lakers, would he score?
2. Kimbo Slice fight was like a train wreck
3. People who talk about the weather all the time
4. Indiana should have their own news
5. Abe played in a poker tournament that gave away guns
6. Slayer concert and bloody people at show
7. Guy at Slayer concert was a real class act
8. Jeans with hammer loop
9. Seeing people who look completely different
10. Being an adult
11. Abe's cold and hot drving tip
12. Was Alice on the Brady Bunch a well treated slave?
1. If Abe played for the Lakers, would he score?
2. Kimbo Slice fight was like a train wreck
3. People who talk about the weather all the time
4. Indiana should have their own news
5. Abe played in a poker tournament that gave away guns
6. Slayer concert and bloody people at show
7. Guy at Slayer concert was a real class act
8. Jeans with hammer loop
9. Seeing people who look completely different
10. Being an adult
11. Abe's cold and hot drving tip
12. Was Alice on the Brady Bunch a well treated slave?
Feb 25, 201656:10
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 74 - 2/16/2016
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe's first lunch incident with Bass, in new building
2. Abe clogged toilet on 1st day at new building
3. Guy kicked out of buffet after eating 50 pounds of food
4. Types of people who sue everyone
5. Abe leaving food for Bass is similar to Shawshank scene
6. Grammy Recap - Adele - Ice Cube's son - Bow Wow
7. Kanye busted for having Twitter writers
8. Abe would wear a life jacket on new Titanic voyage
9. Barber Shop played inappropriate movie around kids
10. Fake candid pictures of shirtless guys lying with babies
11. Fuller House and good news call reactions on 90's sitcoms
12. Couple had sex on Vegas Ferris Wheel
13. Knicks coach had sex with players girlfriends
14. NBA player reactions to slam dunk competition
1. Abe's first lunch incident with Bass, in new building
2. Abe clogged toilet on 1st day at new building
3. Guy kicked out of buffet after eating 50 pounds of food
4. Types of people who sue everyone
5. Abe leaving food for Bass is similar to Shawshank scene
6. Grammy Recap - Adele - Ice Cube's son - Bow Wow
7. Kanye busted for having Twitter writers
8. Abe would wear a life jacket on new Titanic voyage
9. Barber Shop played inappropriate movie around kids
10. Fake candid pictures of shirtless guys lying with babies
11. Fuller House and good news call reactions on 90's sitcoms
12. Couple had sex on Vegas Ferris Wheel
13. Knicks coach had sex with players girlfriends
14. NBA player reactions to slam dunk competition
Feb 17, 201601:10:04
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 73 - 2/9/2016
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Abe and Bass working in same building again
2. Abe doesn't want to insult Bass by not going to lunch
3. Abe is in a Walking Dead situation
4. Security guard gave Abe bathroom code, then smiled at him after he left bathroom and forced a conversation
5. The legend of Abe and Suge Knight's meeting in Vegas
6. Abe's wardrobe malfunction at the gym
7. Guy at Starbucks said Abe's name wrong, and then Abe was harassed by girl for getting "fruity drink"
8. Starbucks weird drink order names
9. Sam calling out Starbucks orders in College
10. Peyton Manning kissed Papa John after Super Bowl
1. Abe and Bass working in same building again
2. Abe doesn't want to insult Bass by not going to lunch
3. Abe is in a Walking Dead situation
4. Security guard gave Abe bathroom code, then smiled at him after he left bathroom and forced a conversation
5. The legend of Abe and Suge Knight's meeting in Vegas
6. Abe's wardrobe malfunction at the gym
7. Guy at Starbucks said Abe's name wrong, and then Abe was harassed by girl for getting "fruity drink"
8. Starbucks weird drink order names
9. Sam calling out Starbucks orders in College
10. Peyton Manning kissed Papa John after Super Bowl
Feb 10, 201655:15
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 72 - 2/3/2016
Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Story about Abe meeting Suge Knight in Las Vegas
2. Superbowl Best Bet of the Week for coin toss
3. Sam's bowling team tryout
4. People versus OJ Simpson show
5. Kim Kardashian and Kato Kaelin
6. Abe took bites out of wrongly made sandwiches
7. Phil Anselmo racist remark
8. People who always talk about paying dues
9. People who always say, Sarah Palin is hot
10. Abe draws houses during classes
11. Sign that shined in Abe's apartment, came down
12. Radio talk show fake on hold names
13. Guy with skin tags made Abe an iced latte
14. Abe's daily emergency bathroom situation
1. Story about Abe meeting Suge Knight in Las Vegas
2. Superbowl Best Bet of the Week for coin toss
3. Sam's bowling team tryout
4. People versus OJ Simpson show
5. Kim Kardashian and Kato Kaelin
6. Abe took bites out of wrongly made sandwiches
7. Phil Anselmo racist remark
8. People who always talk about paying dues
9. People who always say, Sarah Palin is hot
10. Abe draws houses during classes
11. Sign that shined in Abe's apartment, came down
12. Radio talk show fake on hold names
13. Guy with skin tags made Abe an iced latte
14. Abe's daily emergency bathroom situation
Feb 04, 201601:05:54
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 71 - 1/26/2016
Abe Kanan, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Guy died in car crash while pleasuring himself
2. Sponsorship's
3. Ecoli outbreaks are best times to go to restaurants
4. Diseased sex offer
5. Birth control commercial is scariest commercial ever
6. Steven Tyler grabbed junk and then licked his hand
7. Which old rock stars are still cool to have sex with
8. Abe and Sam saw a random rock star
9. Homeless people hear car doors lock all day
10. Sam did all of Abe's assignments in a college class
11. Cheating in school is easier now than ever
12. All young kids should kick field goals
1. Guy died in car crash while pleasuring himself
2. Sponsorship's
3. Ecoli outbreaks are best times to go to restaurants
4. Diseased sex offer
5. Birth control commercial is scariest commercial ever
6. Steven Tyler grabbed junk and then licked his hand
7. Which old rock stars are still cool to have sex with
8. Abe and Sam saw a random rock star
9. Homeless people hear car doors lock all day
10. Sam did all of Abe's assignments in a college class
11. Cheating in school is easier now than ever
12. All young kids should kick field goals
Jan 27, 201654:18
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 70 - 1/18/2016
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Podcast intros are dumb
2. MLK Day is a good day to see which of your friends are racist
3. Boycotting awards shows isn't effective
4. Lesbian thug stared everyone down at casino
5. If Abe were a lesbian, he would be a lip stick lesbian
6. Getting stared down shouldn't offend people
7. Guy from dealership calls Abe live during podcast
8. It's almost impossible to drive through Gary Indiana and not get a nail in your tire
9. Tim Cook took a pathetic in action picture with a drill
10. Guy who said "Google Me" at poker table
11. Poker tables are like prison lunch tables
12. Guy in gas station was praying in front of bongs
13. Sam's depressing tweets and David Bowie tribute
1. Podcast intros are dumb
2. MLK Day is a good day to see which of your friends are racist
3. Boycotting awards shows isn't effective
4. Lesbian thug stared everyone down at casino
5. If Abe were a lesbian, he would be a lip stick lesbian
6. Getting stared down shouldn't offend people
7. Guy from dealership calls Abe live during podcast
8. It's almost impossible to drive through Gary Indiana and not get a nail in your tire
9. Tim Cook took a pathetic in action picture with a drill
10. Guy who said "Google Me" at poker table
11. Poker tables are like prison lunch tables
12. Guy in gas station was praying in front of bongs
13. Sam's depressing tweets and David Bowie tribute
Jan 19, 201601:04:46
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 69 - 1/5/2016
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Reading old text messages is confusing sometimes
2. People who tell people to say hi to people
3. 2016 looks like it will be Abe's year
4. Crack voice never goes away
5. When people know our orders, we stop going
6. People who say "Happy Ne Year" a week later
7. Small talk is Abe's worst nightmare
8. When Abe was 13 he ate 3 Subway foot long subs
9. People outraged on Facebook when businesses close
10. Local New Year's programming is the worst
11. Jenny McCarthy's obsession with Bass
12. Donny Wahlberg was a douchebag on New Year's show
13. Day time TV is all 87 pound men and 400 pound women
14. Hicks are cops of their own land
15. People have forgotten that Tyga is a pedophile
1. Reading old text messages is confusing sometimes
2. People who tell people to say hi to people
3. 2016 looks like it will be Abe's year
4. Crack voice never goes away
5. When people know our orders, we stop going
6. People who say "Happy Ne Year" a week later
7. Small talk is Abe's worst nightmare
8. When Abe was 13 he ate 3 Subway foot long subs
9. People outraged on Facebook when businesses close
10. Local New Year's programming is the worst
11. Jenny McCarthy's obsession with Bass
12. Donny Wahlberg was a douchebag on New Year's show
13. Day time TV is all 87 pound men and 400 pound women
14. Hicks are cops of their own land
15. People have forgotten that Tyga is a pedophile
Jan 06, 201601:09:06
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 68 - 12/29/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Guns N Roses reunion announcement
2. Guys who use pills for stick enhancement
3. Do hookers hang out and watch Netflix?
4. Do street hookers enjoy their job?
5. Craigslist creeps trying to buy Abe's truck
6. Guy on Craigslist who hid in his house from Abe
7. Abe hung out with a Craigslist buyer for three hours
8. Sam doesn't approve of the way Abe treats his cars
9. Guy who bought truck dropped Abe off at Jimmy Johns
10. "Merry Christmas" texts
11. Why isn't Santa Claus old and fat anymore?
12. Craigslist Santa's
1. Guns N Roses reunion announcement
2. Guys who use pills for stick enhancement
3. Do hookers hang out and watch Netflix?
4. Do street hookers enjoy their job?
5. Craigslist creeps trying to buy Abe's truck
6. Guy on Craigslist who hid in his house from Abe
7. Abe hung out with a Craigslist buyer for three hours
8. Sam doesn't approve of the way Abe treats his cars
9. Guy who bought truck dropped Abe off at Jimmy Johns
10. "Merry Christmas" texts
11. Why isn't Santa Claus old and fat anymore?
12. Craigslist Santa's
Dec 30, 201501:06:06
Abe Kanan:ON HOLD Episode 67 - 12/16/2015
Abe Kanan, Ryan Manno, Sam Kanan, and Bass discuss...
1. Recap of the lost podcast
2. Ryan had a life altering experience with a bidet
3. Junk placement when on a toilet
4. Abe thinks bathrooms should be the size of bedrooms
5. Abe's crazy experience with Caitlyn in Vegas bathroom
6. Caitlyn always mentions Kim Kardashian for no reason
7. Slobs at buffets love crab legs so much
8. Guys who dress like cowboys are wearing a costume
9. Uber drivers always claim to own their own company
10. Kids today will have no nostalgia when they get older
11. Toilets need to evolve
1. Recap of the lost podcast
2. Ryan had a life altering experience with a bidet
3. Junk placement when on a toilet
4. Abe thinks bathrooms should be the size of bedrooms
5. Abe's crazy experience with Caitlyn in Vegas bathroom
6. Caitlyn always mentions Kim Kardashian for no reason
7. Slobs at buffets love crab legs so much
8. Guys who dress like cowboys are wearing a costume
9. Uber drivers always claim to own their own company
10. Kids today will have no nostalgia when they get older
11. Toilets need to evolve
Dec 17, 201555:15
