
A Hero Walks into a Bar- An RPG Podcast
By Dale J Madison

A Hero Walks into a Bar- An RPG PodcastSep 29, 2023

I Smell a Rat
The Porridge Club discusses their options and plans for their new sabotage mission, all of which leads them to one person....
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Side Bar: Jon Harrand/ "Ike" Patreon trailer
Just enough to tease what kind of discussions are happening over on Patreon!
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Troubled Youths and Tattoos
Returning from their harrowing experience in Windspring, the Porridge Club make their rounds in Alden. Follow as the party gets involved in some mild "gang activity" and dealing in some "street cred."
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"Mostly" Dead
The first "death" is endured by the Porridge Club, and a deal is made to prevent any further harm to the party.
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Bad Times at Windspring
They survived the Long Night, but now they need to survive against their latest threat; a very powerful vampire.
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Bonus: Porridge Club Chat! [Patreon Exclusive]
This is only part of our First Patreon Exclusive episode, Porridge Club Chat. If you want to hear the entire episode, and any other episode, consider subscribing to patreon! Enjoy your favorite porridge as we breifly discuss the game we play, and the story we are creating!
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How to Survive the Long Night, Finale
Will the Porridge Club survive the night? Will they leave the town? Or does something else have plans for them?
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How to Survive the Long Night, Part 2
The Porridge Club find themselves facing off against another horde of undead. Is it turning out easier than initially anticipated, or is it all part of something bigger...?
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How to Survive the Long Night, Part 1
Windspring might be more than the Porridge Club bargained for. Join them as they prepare themselves to survive an onslaught of undead...
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Mirror, Mirror on the Wall...
The Porridge Club begins to unravel the strangeness that has taken Windspring, but they might be in over their heads...
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Whats Wrong with Windspring...
Join the Porridge Club as they arrive in the village of Windspring, only to be met with grim tidings and strange creatures...
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How to Deal with a Vampire
The party continues on their path toward Windspring, but the things they find show them the way the world is now...
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How to Hitch your Horse (NOT)
Continuing on their quest toward Windspring, the Porridge club encounter their first night of danger...
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Witness Protection Program
The Porridge Club is given protection from the Night Watch, as well as a quest to a far off town to stay off of the Rites of Rikdom's radar. Who will they meet on the way?
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Five will Die...
The Porridge Club investigate the strange explosions and alarm bells that riddle the city of Alden, but they may be in over their heads...
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Porridge and Paradise Lost
Welcome to the new campaign! Our show has switched over to the Pathfinder 2e system, and in this new world, our cast of characters start out simply as a group of friends who meet regularly for "Porridge Club" until one day their club festivities are interrupted and the party becomes very cautious of their next moves. Join us for what is sure to be a marvelous, mythical adventure!
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Season 2 Trailer: Cuéldóri Adventures
New Characters. A new world. A new story. Join us as we prepare for a new game in the Pathfinder 2e system, in a homebrew world called Cuéldór.
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A Heroic Holiday Adventure

Sunny Days 4: The Gas Monster
The campers find themselves delving into the dark tunnel underneath Chuckie Cheese's and encounter a few scary things on the way. Expect a phone call from beyond the Fey, hamd-holding, and the start of a deal.
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Sunny Days 3: Into the Mouse Hole!
The children and their councilors make it to "The Mouse Hole" and continue to search for answers and a way home. Expect a surprise lizard, "Consiquences of their actions", and Five Nights at Chucky's...?
Warning, this episode contains profanity, descriptions of violence, dangerous situations for children, and adult humor.

Sunny Days 2: Strangers in a Strange Land
Follow the campers as they discover where they have arrived, and just how much danger they are in. Also, did I count 3 natural 20's in a row?!
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Sunny Days 1: Welcome to Summer Camp!
Join the cast as they play in a side campaign ran by the player behind Ianto Hark, our beloved Marshal Driver! When a group of kids explore on their first day at summer camp, they and their camp councilors are thrust into a strange world.
Warning, this episode contains adult language, children in dangerous situations, and adult humor/situations.
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