High School Hero, Real Life Zero
By Alexandra Slater
High School Hero, Real Life ZeroMay 28, 2023
4 day work weeks, and Partying with the Youngin's & Push Presents
Know how you know you're old? When you hang with the 20-year-olds and wake up in a body bag. Plus, what is up with push presents??
Can you take out insurance on your vajay? Memorial Day Madness.
Taylor Swift insures her legs for millions of dollars. Can I insure my body parts? Also, find out about my hallucinations, anxiety, road trip and more!
Taylor Swift, Arcades, and Kids' Weekends!
If you didn't go to Taylor Swift, if you're the ONE person who didn't go, come to my house for a low-budge concert! Also, crushing arcades and kids' weekends.
More Shallow Thoughts on Hotness, Weird Looks, and Crabs--the gross kind
Listen as I delve into my theory on what men and women want in their 20s, 30s, 40s, and beyond. Also, how about mandals? And, if you found a crab...on your friend...the gross kind...what would you do?
Totes Innapropes: Having a Code Word & Women Alone in Bars
Alex discusses a code or safety words with your partners and friends, as well as women alone in bars and trolling for dudes in NYC.
Bad Friends/Bad Vibes, Shrinkage Clothing, And Women Supporting Women When Maybe they Need to Be Honest?
Have you noticed how the most toxic people are the ones most likely to say "Good Vibes Only?" AND Women Supporting Women: what if they support something that's kinda rotten?
Cheaters, Dating, Dating Apps and Mix Tapes!
Listen as I talk about my hideous dating experiences, being cheated on, and mix tapes!
How to Shut Up Passive Aggressive People, Clues to Divorce on Social Media, and Working Vs. Non-Working Moms
Some people need to just stay in their own lanes. In this episode, I delve into how to shut people up when they get up in your personal biz, and I talk about my theories on working vs. non-working moms and what it means when people change their profile pics on social media.
I pissed ON myself-golden shower time & are women/men lame as they get older?
Do women get lame as they age? And, what's up with the pee stream?
Light and Lively: What Men Want, Personality Burkas, and Refraining from being a "See You Next Tuesday!"
Know how you hide all your bad behaviors, leg hair, grouchiness, and anxiety when you're first dating? I explore this and what men want, as well as my own crabby behaviors today in this episode.
Pet Peeves, Staycations, and Those Metro Soft Boys (Ick)
Things that gross me out, including box wine and metro soft boys. Also, is chivalry dead?
#softboys #millenials #vacation #comedy #comedypodcast #podcast #funny #humor #funnypodcast #moms
Completely Shallow: Hotness, Blondes vs. Brunettes, Skinny Bitches, and More!
Hear my theory on how blondes drop in hotness when you put a brown wig on them. Also, would you rather be skinny and a moody biotch or chunky and affable? Also, hear about how heinous I was in high school and might still be now!
#comedy #funny #humor #funnypodcast #toohotohandle #bethennyfrankel #loveisblind #realitytv #ozempic #diet #relationships #friendship
The End Times: Blow Up Your Life and Start Over
Alex advocates for blowing up your life (a little) and starting over if you're feeling you're at "the end times"...What are the end times, and what is the downslope?
#inspiration #relationships #life #death #kids #realitytv #television #startingover #selfhelp #comedy #humor #podcast #funnypodcast
Everything She Does is Magic...Moves, Marriage, Magic and More.
Listen as I delve into my foray into the world of magic, my desperation leading me to move out of NYC, life as a single mom, and my thoughts on The Bachelor.
Making Friends and Frienemies!
In this premier episode, I introduce myself and talk about my idea of the FU-cue, a barbecue that you invite everyone you have issue with to! I also talk about trying to make friends as an adult, and the difference between friending in the Northeast and the Midwest.