Beers Beats and Battlestar Galactica

Welcome to the first of what was guaranteed to be a long line of films in the BSGCU, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space hot mess expresses, Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo.

The Cylons were created by man. They rebelled. They evolved. They blew up all of man’s nice colonies and then they were like…what the frak do we do now? Improvise? The cities of Caprica are climaxing. Let’s geno-start it in here.

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Welcome to the PENULTIMATE episode of THE FINAL SEASON, of the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space procrastinators, Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo.

How long does it take for two people to edit a podcast in a pandemic?
9 months apparently! You could make a human or half-Cylon in that time.

In this episode, we uncover some truths: French people are Cylons! Starbuck and Kat were lovers! And regularity is important .. when you’re full of crap!

So light up a spiffy spliff and join us.

Spoiler alert: Despite rumors, this was not the quickest episode ever.

Another spoiler alert: We recorded this in a simpler time. Here are some things that have changed since recording (aside from the obvious):

• Gen Q has come and gone, go watch it! I (Leesa) enjoyed it.
• It’s summer in Chicago right now and it’s not snowing.
• You should wear a mask.

Welcome to the seventeenth episode of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space Viper Jock Peacocks, Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

In this episode there's a lot of creepy dad flirting, fantasies about washing machines & orgies - and we discover that doing a dictatorship is NOT a way to repair a broken relationship. 

Everyone's wearing pantyhose and I hate it. 

Welcome to the sixteenth episode of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space female cult leaders, Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

Is khaki a kink or a fetish? Is it funny cause it's bad? How many dead chicks are out there? Who taught you new sexy moves? What would Ronald D. Moore walk a thousand miles for? Is there a condom shortage in the fleet? Where's the booze? It's been a while...what did I miss? 

Listen through for a special belated holiday message all the way from Chicago. Happy new year! 

Welcome to the fifteenth episode of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space beautiful tragic drunken gazelles, Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

This episode, we’re excited to have the back-seat surgery expert who ISN’T a seven, Starbuck, our on-screen drinking, smoking and frakking, Ronald D Moore (played by Kate Vernon) and “John” who looks like her dad but is also her son but looks exactly like her dad? 

Welcome to the fourteenth episode of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space Fab-5 Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo and special guest, Tan France (kind of). 

In this DEVASTATING episode, we discuss the necessity of murder in a coup, Starbuck’s Starbucking and the BSG/Queer Eye crossover we all need. Also, introducing Victoria’s Secret Angel Six and Geminese Gemma, to whom we dedicate this episode. Ronald D Moore wants y’all to think of Starbuck when you’re in the men’s room. 

…whatever CIC stands for. Welcome to the thirteenth episode of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space Batmanians Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

Leesa’s fave baes have become problematic, and Roslin picked the wrong day to retire. Adama is sexy, Starbuck is Starbuck, and Gaeta really needs a Gaeta. We make time for a serious discussion about terrorism in between Callis-on-Marsters fantasies and big kissy kissy action. Double fist some guns or beers or hot cups of algae and join us for a mutinaboobie. 

Welcome to the twelfth episode of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your hosts Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo and their deep space hangovers. 

Remember to never leave your kid alone in the hospital, except that time that Tyrol did. RDM is a little cheesy in this one...but do you care? Us either. 

Welcome to a very special Season 4 Webisode Episode, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space queer icons Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo.

 

Leesa's GAE-dar pays off as a Season 1 prediction finally comes true! We’re cool as frak and we won’t tolerate bi-erasure or unpaid labor. We get a lesson in tools with a little help from Peter, Paul, Mary, & Ellen. Buckle up, these calculations just got non-linear.

Welcome to the eleventh episode of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space tired foxes Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

A cult leader remembers he's a scientist. A posh little Cylon yells about fruit. An old man gives us an ugly lesson in whiskey acting. A blonde skeleton has a nice funeral. Frak Earth. 

This one is really hard. That's what she said. 

Welcome to the tenth episode of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space grown ups Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

This episode of BSG originally ran about 20 minutes over, so our podcast runs about 45 minutes over. We've been told that this podcast is not about Veronica Mars, so thanks for not killing us for talking about it for 10 minutes! 

Welcome to the ninth episode of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space vacationers Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

In this extrava-Jane-za of an episode Gaius tries to radicalize a toaster, Roslin is convinced to maybe not do a murder and we can't decide what's hotter: the Cylon fighter outfits or sexy sexy Papa Adama. So we just opened ourselves up to the whole thing on a "spiritual level". 

Welcome to the eighth episode of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space Ravenclaws Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

An invisible dead cat, a surprisingly resilient dog, and a Gemenese veterinarian walk into a bar... There's no punchline here, just two white men taking it upon themselves to establish a space-tatorship. We're not Adama-just-found-out-his-BFF-impregnated-a-cylon sauced, but we've had a couple. After all, we didn't come here to frak spiders. 

Featuring a special signoff dedicated to President LELAND Adama, courtesy of Riff circa 1992. 

Welcome to the seventh episode of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space nymph squad Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

This week, there's just a wee bit of betrayal. We're currying sympathy for our crush, Felix "A.J." Gaeta, marveling at Adama's counting skills and celebrating America's independence from the aliens. Happy late 4th y'all! 

Welcome to the sixth episode of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space sophisticates Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

This week, we’re full of questions. To be or not to be? If A = B and B = C, then was Jesus a Cylon? How do we view the enemy in times of war? Where do you make friends outside of podcasts and bathrooms? Can you RSVP "no thanks" to brunch in the afterlife? 

Welcome to the fifth episode of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space queers Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

Get your tickets to the gun show. Tune in for soothing advice on self-help in the apocalypse. Pour one out for our favorite badass. Send hugs. Whatever you do, just don't invite Starbuck to speak at your funeral. Happy Pride! 

Welcome to the fourth episode of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space old ladies Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

This is the one where Roslin is Umbridge, Adama is Debbie, and Six is John Smith. We explore right and wrong, pleasure and pain, the death of the author, and the fragile body of Gaius frakkin Baltar…with a little help from Divinyls and Tenacious D. And hey, if you can’t love yourself, that’s fine too. 

Welcome to the third episode of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space nymphomaniacs Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

In this episode we say goodbye to Cally, who stole our hearts when she bit off a guy’s ear. Cylons everywhere are doing really real murder. We discuss power & sexuality, Cylon slut shaming, and a scale that ranks sex from Billy to Gaius. Frak democracy, let's make out. 

This episode brought to you by Joe's Bar: We're the Only One! 

Welcome to the first & second episodes of Season 4, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space cult followers Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

We’re back in shoot ‘em up style! This Emmy winning first episode ends on a cliffhanger, but after a brief intermission we get right to it. Ships and characters and flavor profiles are all exploding. Admiral Atheist has a new roommate and a lot of feelings. Hot Gaius-on-Gaius action has us planning a new shrine for Leesa’s room. Don’t think about a white horse.

Welcome to the twentieth episode of season 3, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your drunk deep space explorers Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo.
 

Part 2 of the Season 3 finale of our favorite badass wacky space battle sci-fi robot show. We explore Roslin’s kink, apocalypse lingerie, boom boxes, butterfingers, poor man’s Tom Cruise, fabulous chest hair, Ian McEwen, newly hatched Cylons, known nerd Lin Manuel Miranda, and oh yeah STARBUCK. Cayley’s indecision about which version of the song to play results in fun with editing. 

Thanks for making it a great season, y’all. Happy two year anniversary to everyone who has made this show possible! Subscribe, review, follow, donate, and send us all your thoughts.

Welcome to the nineteenth episode of season 3, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space explorers and best friends Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

It’s the season 3 finale! It’s our two year anniversary! It’s Leesa’s birthday! It’s national masturbation month! Come celebrate with all the beers and a lil bit of whiskey. We discuss how creativity connects us through time and space, and also how this tea-sniffing wankerrr in pinstripes makes an occasional good point.
 

Stay tuned - Part 2 of Crossroads is dropping soon! And you can help make our final season even better with a review, a subscription, a follow on twitter, or a donation.

Welcome to the eighteenth episode of season 3, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your not-famous deep space explorers Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

Leesa's frustration waiting for the finale has reached biblical proportions. In our penultimate episode of season 3, find out what happens when Gaius Lite meets The Pilot King. Our list of characters we'd trade for Starbuck is long, and our patience for misunderstood geniuses is wearing thin. But don't worry, we still find a way to make things weird. It’s your last chance to share feedback for season 3! 

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Welcome to the seventeenth episode of season 3, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space explorers Leesa Charlotte and Cayley Waldo. 

The ship's in pieces and so are we. Leesa offers some helpful casting suggestions, and theories about how our girl could maybe possibly not be dead? This episode features a magical cylon godfather, actors running amok, and so many candles in space. Want to share some feedback? Send an audio clip and we'll play it on the show! 

Welcome to the sixteenth episode of season 3, on the now acclaimed podcast; Beers, Beats and Battlestar Galactica. Featuring your deep space explorers Leesa Charlotte and Cayley “The King” Waldo. 

Just give it a yank Got some hot rocks up there Attaboy, pull hard.

Thanks to Dr. Fox for opening the show for us with some medical facts.