BE NOT AFRAID

Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. No, not that close. Welcome to the season finale!

Episode content warnings: imprisonment, weird power dynamics, sexual content, smoking

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

Three shadows pass over the kingdom of Judea, and the game is up for the angel once thought to be a demon. Time is running out. King Solomon is asking the important questions.

Episode content warnings: torture, mind control, gender discussions, mention of death, intense fear of isolation and loneliness

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

Friends are made, information is shared, and eternal punishment is dealt.

Episode content warnings: smoking, cringe conversations about flirting, imprisonment, friends pitted against each other, sudden crashing noise at 29:45

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

Episode content warnings: slavery, torture

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

Episode content warnings: alcohol, smoking, (apparent) sudden death, mind control, slavery, torture

Series content warnings: fond irreverence of holy scripture, swears, violence, sexual innuendo

After the not-so-Great Flood, Noah finds an angelic stowaway. And on the same night, he experiences the reinvention of wine, the consequences of a certain catastrophy, and where the grass actually is greener. 

Content warnings: trauma induced flashbacks, death, alcohol, religious blasphemy, mention of dead bodies as compost

After a run-in with the god of death, a local man takes it on himself to prevent the cessation of all life. But he is running out of time, and who will believe him? It starts with bad weather, and ends with more questions. 

Content warnings: mention of cannibalism, religious blasphemy, personification of death, death by drowning (not described), mild canon-typical gender confusion, some violence (stoning)

Written by: Rebecca Hansson & Tommy Holmberg
Beta readers: Cat Bajusz, Sodium Azide, and Hannah Teryn

Yohana and Mamre continue their mission, on the run from archangel Michael. The entire host of heaven are preparing for what they think will be another War In Heaven.

Satan has entered the chat.

Content warnings: mention of cancer, but it magically goes away.

"Did God just order a heist on his own kingdom?"

The Egyptian magicians, Yohana and Mamre, get a strange divine request. They begin their journey through the radioactive seven Heavens, and a conspiracy begins to unfold.

Content warnings: mention of death

A malfunction in the Vortex of Events causes Enoch to be thrown blindly into a past memory. A messenger from God informs Enoch that he's been fired. Where else is there to go but Hell?

The angels find Eden floating isolated in space. Seeing that God isn’t around, they host an extravagant party with all the host of Heaven and Hell. What could possibly go wrong?

”BE NOT AFRAID! I will try to speak to you in a way that you will understand, using a human language of your current historical dialect. We first tried the method of just beaming our message directly into your minds, but we did not expect the absolute carnage as so many heads burst like old lightbulbs."

Science is introduced to humanity too early, too quickly, as a group of angels fall in love with humans and have children together. In the middle of all the chaos, a man gets a job offer from God that he can’t refuse.

BE NOT AFRAID is a fictional podcast, based on holy scriptures and sent through the lens of comedy. Hosted by Enoch – the Metatron, archangel and voice of God. One of a kind, he is the only mortal to have been employed by God and turned into an angel. Now his main job is to report on important and historical events, broadcasting these to mortal prophets across time and space. Come along on his journey as he quickly forgets primitive concepts like the linear progression of time, and tries to discover what it means to be a multidimensional entity made of nightmares and forced hope.

Created by Rebecca Hansson and Tommy Holmberg.