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The Bert's Books PodcastJun 09, 2022

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Tiny Pieces of Books

Tiny Pieces of Books

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Apr 26, 202332:21
Ooh, I Could Crush a Grape

Ooh, I Could Crush a Grape

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Apr 16, 202340:00
The Queens of Crime

The Queens of Crime

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Apr 02, 202352:57
The Vikings Are Better Armed Than We Are

The Vikings Are Better Armed Than We Are

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Mar 28, 202335:57
Alices in Wonderland

Alices in Wonderland

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Mar 20, 202340:23
Are There Seagulls in Honolulu?

Are There Seagulls in Honolulu?

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Mar 12, 202346:39
An Exotic Name... Like Malcolm

An Exotic Name... Like Malcolm

Michael's back - and he's bringing reviews of the Left Handed Booksellers of London with him! Plus reviews from Bert of We All Want Impossible Things and Curtis Sittenfeld's latest Romantic Comedy.

Feb 12, 202344:36
Michael, How You've Changed!

Michael, How You've Changed!

In this episode, Bert is reviewing Only at the Weekends and special guest Julianne is talking about Small Things Like These

Feb 05, 202342:25
Gays, Gays Everywhere (And Not a Drop to Drink)

Gays, Gays Everywhere (And Not a Drop to Drink)

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Jan 30, 202344:52
Full of NYPLs

Full of NYPLs

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Jan 22, 202347:34
Sucking up to Agatha

Sucking up to Agatha

Just a quick one this week - Bert has read Fingersmith by Sarah Waters and Michael's Agatha Christie book for January was The Crooked House

Jan 15, 202325:15
A Podcast Buried Under Snow-Like Prose

A Podcast Buried Under Snow-Like Prose

In the first episode of 2023, Bert has finally read A Secret History by Donna Tartt and Michael's been reading Fifteen Dogs by Andre Alexis and Fever Knights by Adam Ellis

Jan 08, 202344:49
The Column of Crap

The Column of Crap

Michael's on the Unlikely Escape of Uriah Heap and The Stranger Times - Bert is chatting about The Trees and Dashboard Elvis is Dead - find out their verdicts inside!

Dec 11, 202251:33
The Only Bookshop in the World

The Only Bookshop in the World

In this episode Michael's reviewing Dear Child, while Bert revisits one of his previous LGBTQ+ Book Club titles - My Policeman - and debates the merits of reading on a screen vs real life with They're Going to Love You

Nov 27, 202241:06
Agatha All Along

Agatha All Along

Michael's been reading Agatha Christie again - along with Mother's Boy by Patrick Gale, which really sets Bert off...! Bert's been reading his own books too Limberlost and the new Janice Hallett - The Mysterious Case of the Alperton Angels 

Nov 20, 202255:48
Michael Masquerading as Matilda (BOING)

Michael Masquerading as Matilda (BOING)

In this episode, Bert reviews The Guest House by Robin Morgan-Bentley and The Anomaly by Hervé Le Tellier and Michael gives his thoughts on The Colours of Death by Patricia Marques and Ethel and Ernest by Raymond Briggs.

Nov 06, 202248:25
Jelly Snakes Across the Desert

Jelly Snakes Across the Desert

On the Bert's Books Podcast this week, Bert reviews The Cat Who Saved Books and The Satsuma Complex 

Oct 31, 202240:32
Horrible Rich People

Horrible Rich People

Bert reviews Convenience Store Woman and the latest Laura Purcell novel The Whispering Muse and Michael looks head to The Things We Do To Our Friends.

Oct 16, 202235:06
Bacon Jam, Hobbits and Yellow Sauce

Bacon Jam, Hobbits and Yellow Sauce

In this episode of the Bert's Books podcast, Michael has been reading Lucy Wolsley's Agatha Christie biography and Red Sauce, Brown Sauce by Felicity Cloake. Meanwhile Bert is talking about The Bleeding by Johanna Gustawsson and The Garnett Girls by Georgina Moore.

Oct 09, 202241:29
Potato Shaped Objects

Potato Shaped Objects

In this episode Bert reviews The Bullet that Missed, the latest in the Thursday Murder Club series by Richard Osman and shares the Bert's Books Book Club thoughts on The Island of Missing Trees by Elif Shafak

Meanwhile, Michael's been reading The Immortalists by Chloe Benjamin 

Sep 25, 202233:10
Giving up on Garlic Bread

Giving up on Garlic Bread

Michael wants to know if you should ever give up on a book? And Bert is reviewing Mercury Pictures Presents and Maror. 

Sep 04, 202240:16
Podcasts for the End of the World

Podcasts for the End of the World

Bert chats with author Cole Haddon about his debut novel Psalms for the End of the World 

Sep 01, 202227:16
Recorded Contemporaneously

Recorded Contemporaneously

Michael is back on the Agatha Christie train with Death Comes as the End and Bert is exploring the Rabbit Hutch by Tess Gunty.


Plus both Michael and Bert are looking at life after the apocalypse with The Last One at the Party by Bethany Clift and All That's Left in the World by Erik J Brown

Aug 28, 202239:32
The Fact Womble Returns

The Fact Womble Returns

Michael is back from his travels and with him brings reviews of two books - At Home by Bill Bryson and Q by Christina Dalcher. Meanwhile, Bert has read Her Majesty's Royal Coven by Juno Dawson and Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone by Benjamin Stevenson 

Aug 21, 202241:05
Bert and Bobby and Issac and the Egg

Bert and Bobby and Issac and the Egg

Bert chats to Bobby Palmer about his debut novel, Isaac and the Egg 

Aug 18, 202228:53
Agatha Christie is a Middle Aged Man

Agatha Christie is a Middle Aged Man

More book chat from Bert & Michael 

Aug 03, 202242:42
Wonderful, Wonderful

Wonderful, Wonderful

Bert finally tries Agatha Christie with the first Hercule Poirot story - The Mysterious Affair at Styles 

Jul 18, 202231:56
Boris's Books

Boris's Books

In the latest episode, Boris - I mean, Bert - has read The Guncle by Steven Rowley and Michael finally gets around to reading The Appeal by Janice Hallett 

Jul 10, 202221:43
Harriet Evans

Harriet Evans

Bert has a book-y chat with Harriet Evans about her latest novel The Beloved Girls

Jul 07, 202229:51
A Race Against the Battery

A Race Against the Battery

As the battery quickly depletes on Bert's laptop, Michael reviews 75% of The Plot and Bert talks about The Beloved Girls and The Last Day


All of these books are available to order at bertsbooks.co.uk

Jul 04, 202228:24
How to Defecate in Space

How to Defecate in Space

This week, Bert is Tasting Sunlight and reminiscing about one of his favourite books, while Michael is learning all about space...

Jun 26, 202226:07
Where are all the Spice Girls?

Where are all the Spice Girls?

In this slightly shorter episode Michael and Bert are celebrating #indiebookshopweek - by being late for work! Michael is talking about Longhand by Andy Hamilton and Bert has read Ginger and Me - sadly not about Ginger Spice.


Both are available to order at bertsbooks.co.uk

Jun 19, 202219:05
Just One Damned Book After Another

Just One Damned Book After Another

Lots of book reviews in this latest episode. Bert is talking about Just One Damn Thing After Another by Jodi Taylor, Into Every Generation by Evan Ross Katz and Red, White and Royal Blue by Casey McQuiston


Michael's back on Agatha Christie with The Moving Finger and dipping into something from his TBR pile with The Last Thing He Told Me by Laura Dave

Jun 13, 202254:40
Clare Whitfield

Clare Whitfield

Michael has left Bert alone for this episode, but never fear, Clare Whitfield - author of People of Abandoned Character - has stepped up to the plate to talk about her latest novel The Gone and the Forgotten

Jun 09, 202229:39
You Wouldn't Want To Live in France

You Wouldn't Want To Live in France

In this week's episode Michael is Death and the Penguin by Andrey Kurkov while Bert picks two books yet to be released - Love and Other Human Errors by Bethany Clift and Tomorrow, And Tomorrow, And Tomorrow by Gabrielle Zevin

Jun 05, 202236:43
Whimsical Books and Battered Sausages

Whimsical Books and Battered Sausages

In this episode Bert has promised Michael a trip to the chippy in return for a couple of reviews, so Michael has read We Are Animals by Tim Ewens and re-read Boy Meets Boy by David Leviathan

Meanwhile, Bert regales Michael with his thoughts on Black Lake Manor by Guy Morpuss and Really Good, Actually by Monica Heisey

All of these books are available to order on bertsbooks.co.uk

May 29, 202235:31
2 Little Pigs

2 Little Pigs

In this episode Bert introduces us to a new co-host Michael.

Michael reveals his love of Agatha Christie and reviews his latest read: The Two Lives of Louis and Louise by Julie Cohen.

Meanwhile, Bert's been reading The Gone and the Forgotten by Clare Whitfield.

All of these books are available to order on bertsbooks.co.uk

May 22, 202239:06
Harriet Tyce

Harriet Tyce

Bert chats to Harriet Tyce about her latest novel It Ends at Midnight

Apr 14, 202228:16
Zoë Somerville

Zoë Somerville

Author Zoë Somerville pops by for a virtual chat with Bert about her latest book - The Marsh House, available to order now

Mar 03, 202232:23
Book 20 - Into the Dark by Fiona Cummins

Book 20 - Into the Dark by Fiona Cummins

Bert's review of Into the Dark by Fiona Cummins

Feb 24, 202215:18
Book 19 - Echo by Thomas Olde Heuvelt

Book 19 - Echo by Thomas Olde Heuvelt

Bert's review of Echo by Thomas Olde Heuvelt 

Feb 21, 202215:44
Book 17 - The House of Ashes by Stuart Neville

Book 17 - The House of Ashes by Stuart Neville

Bert's review of The House of Ashes by Stuart Neville 

Feb 17, 202216:48
Book 16 - The Rising Tide

Book 16 - The Rising Tide

Bert's review of The Rising Tide by Sam Lloyd

Feb 12, 202215:28
Book 15 - Light Perpetual by Francis Spufford

Book 15 - Light Perpetual by Francis Spufford

Bert's spoiler free review of Light Perpetual by Francis Spufford

Feb 09, 202215:43
Book 12 - The Marsh House by Zoë Somerville

Book 12 - The Marsh House by Zoë Somerville

Bert's spoiler free review of The Marsh House by Zoe Somerville

Feb 07, 202213:57
Shades of Grey by Jasper Fforde

Shades of Grey by Jasper Fforde

Bert's review of Shades of Grey by Jasper Fforde

Feb 03, 202218:02
Flamingo by Rachel Elliott

Flamingo by Rachel Elliott

Bert's spoiler-free review of Flamingo by Rachel Elliott

Jan 30, 202217:36
Off Target by Eve Smith

Off Target by Eve Smith

Bert's Review of Off Target by Eve Smith

Jan 27, 202219:20
A Fatal Crossing by Tom Hindle

A Fatal Crossing by Tom Hindle

Bert's spoiler-free review of A Fatal Crossing by Tom Hindle

Jan 24, 202218:01
Twelve Secrets by Robert Gold

Twelve Secrets by Robert Gold

Bert's spoiler-free review of Twelve Secrets by Robert Gold 

Jan 22, 202211:32
Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus

Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus

Bert's spoiler-free review of Lessons in Chemistry by Bonnie Garmus

Jan 18, 202217:26
The Undiscovered Deaths of Grace McGill by CS Robertson

The Undiscovered Deaths of Grace McGill by CS Robertson

Bert's spoiler-free review of The Undiscovered Deaths of Grace McGill by CS Robertson.



Jan 16, 202216:03
12 Hours to Say I Love You by Olivia Poulet & Laurence Dobiesz

12 Hours to Say I Love You by Olivia Poulet & Laurence Dobiesz

12 Hours to Say I Love You is the debut book from writing partnership Olivia Poulet and Laurence Dobiesz. Listen to Bert's spoiler-free review and then order here


Publisher's Description

Whir, beep, click, breath. Whir, beep, click, breath. Pippa Gallagher is rushed in to hospital following a traffic accident.

As Pippa lies unconscious, fragments of the past flash through her mind. The day she met Steve Gallagher, the man who would become the love of her life. The heartbreak she felt tonight as she got into her car, her eyes blurry from tears.

Meanwhile Steve sits at her bedside, his eyes fixed on her pale, still face. He has no idea where his wife was going when she crashed. No clue as to why she became distracted behind the wheel.

All he knows is that she is his world. And that he wasn't there when she needed him most. For the next twelve hours, Steve tells Pippa all the reasons he loves her.

But is it too late? Can Pippa find her way back to him?

Jan 12, 202212:44
Demon by Matt Wesolowski

Demon by Matt Wesolowski

Demon is the sixth book in the Six Stories series. Listen to Bert's spoiler-free review and then order the book here or sign up to the Orenda Books subscription here


Publisher's Description

In 1995, the picture-perfect village of Ussalthwaite was the site of one of the most heinous crimes imaginable, in a case that shocked the world. Twelve-year-old Sidney Parsons was savagely murdered by two boys his own age.

No reason was ever given for this terrible crime, and the 'Demonic Duo' who killed him were imprisoned until their release in 2002, when they were given new identities and lifetime anonymity. Elusive online journalist Scott King investigates the lead-up and aftermath of the killing, uncovering dark stories of demonic possession, and encountering a village torn apart by this unspeakable act. And, as episodes of his Six Stories podcast begin to air, and King himself becomes a target of media scrutiny and the public's ire, it becomes clear that whatever drove those two boys to kill is still there, lurking, and the campaign of horror has just begun...

Jan 08, 202222:42
The House in the Cerulean Sea by TJ Klune

The House in the Cerulean Sea by TJ Klune

Bert's review of The House in The Cerulean Sea by TJ Klune, published by Tor Books


Order it online at Bert's Books now


Publisher's Description 

He expected nothing. But they gave him everything . . .

Linus Baker leads a quiet life. At forty, he has a tiny house with a devious cat and his beloved records for company. And at the Department in Charge of Magical Youth, he's spent many dull years monitoring their orphanages.

Then one day, Linus is summoned by Extremely Upper Management and given a highly classified assignment. He must travel to an orphanage where six dangerous children reside, including the Antichrist. There, Linus must somehow determine if they could bring on the end of days.

But their guardian, charming and enigmatic Arthur Parnassus, will do anything to protect his wards. As Arthur and Linus grow ever closer, Linus must choose between duty and his dreams.

 The House in the Cerulean Sea by TJ Klune is an uplifting, heart-warming fantasy tale that's become a New York Times, USA Today and Washington Post bestseller.

Jan 06, 202216:14
Great Circle by Maggie Shipstead

Great Circle by Maggie Shipstead

Bert's book review of the Booker shortlist Great Circle by Maggie Shipstead


Order it now at Bert's Books


Publisher's Description

From her days as a wild child in prohibition America to the blitz and glitz of wartime London, from the rugged shores of New Zealand to a lonely iceshelf in Antarctica, Marian Graves is driven by a need for freedom and danger. Determined to live an independent life, she resists the pull of her childhood sweetheart, and burns her way through a suite of glamorous lovers.

But it is an obsession with flight that consumes her most. Now, as she is about to fulfil her greatest ambition, to circumnavigate the globe from pole to pole, Marian crash lands in a perilous wilderness of ice. Over half a century later, troubled film star Hadley Baxter is drawn inexorably to play the enigmatic pilot on screen.

It is a role that will lead her to an unexpected discovery, throwing fresh and spellbinding light on the story of the unknowable Marian Graves.

Jan 03, 202217:33
To Paradise by Hanya Yanagihara

To Paradise by Hanya Yanagihara

Bert's review of To Paradise by Hanya Yanagihara the bestselling author of A Little Life - contains mild spoilers. More teasers, really.

Nov 30, 202120:52
Rowan Coleman/Bella Ellis

Rowan Coleman/Bella Ellis

Bert has a book-y chat with Bella Ellis aka Rowan Coleman about her latest book The Red Monarch

Nov 18, 202129:09
Dominic Nolan

Dominic Nolan

Bert's interview with Dominic Nolan about his new book Vine Street

Nov 11, 202130:19
The Christmas Murder Game by Alexandra Benedict

The Christmas Murder Game by Alexandra Benedict

Bert's review of The Christmas Murder Game by Alexandra Benedict

Oct 27, 202117:43
AJ West

AJ West

Bert has a book-ish chat with AJ West author of The Spirit Engineer

Oct 21, 202128:40
Mother's Boy - Patrick Gale

Mother's Boy - Patrick Gale

Bert's review of Mother's Boy by Patrick Gale 

Oct 18, 202118:50
A Deadly Education by Naomi Novik

A Deadly Education by Naomi Novik

Bert's review of A Deadly Education by Naomi Novik - book one in the Scholomance series.

Oct 15, 202112:43
In Every Mirror She's Black - Lola Akinmade Akerstrom

In Every Mirror She's Black - Lola Akinmade Akerstrom

Bert's Review of In Every Mirror She's Black by Lola Akinmade Akerstrom

Oct 11, 202122:18
Rock Paper Scissors by Alice Feeney

Rock Paper Scissors by Alice Feeney

Bert's review of Rock Paper Scissors by Alice Feeney

Oct 04, 202114:42
The Man Who Died Twice - Richard Osman

The Man Who Died Twice - Richard Osman

Bert's review of The Man Who Died Twice

Sep 30, 202113:48
We Are Animals - Tim Ewens

We Are Animals - Tim Ewens

Bert's review of We Are Animals by Tim Ewens

Sep 27, 202110:34
Black Reed Bay - Rod Reynolds

Black Reed Bay - Rod Reynolds

Bert's review of Black Reed Bay by Rod Reynolds

Sep 14, 202114:04
Next of Kin by Kia Abdullah

Next of Kin by Kia Abdullah

Bert's review of Next of Kin by Kia Abdullah

Sep 06, 202113:03
The Paper Palace by Miranda Cowley Heller

The Paper Palace by Miranda Cowley Heller

Bert's review of The Paper Palace

Aug 30, 202114:41
Magpie by Elizabeth Day

Magpie by Elizabeth Day

Bert's review of Magpie by Elizabeth Day

Aug 23, 202118:05
The Poisoned Chocolates Case by Anthony Berkeley

The Poisoned Chocolates Case by Anthony Berkeley

Bert's review of The Poisoned Chocolates Case

Aug 20, 202121:33
The Dark - Emma Haughton

The Dark - Emma Haughton

Bert's review of The Dark by Emma Haughton

Aug 16, 202114:46
The Sweetness of Water - Nathan Harris

The Sweetness of Water - Nathan Harris

Bert's review of the The Sweetness of Water by Nathan Harris

Aug 12, 202120:28
How to Kill Your Family - Bella Mackie

How to Kill Your Family - Bella Mackie

Bert's review of How To Kill Your Family by Bella Mackie

Aug 09, 202115:25
Kate Sawyer

Kate Sawyer

Kate Sawyer, author of The Stranding, joins Bert for a book-chat.

Aug 02, 202133:00
The Stranding - Kate Sawyer

The Stranding - Kate Sawyer

Bert's review of the post-apocalyptic novel The Stranding by Kate Sawyer

Jul 28, 202115:05
253 by Geoff Ryman

253 by Geoff Ryman

Bert's review of 253 by Geoff Ryman

Jul 26, 202122:11
Last Lesson - James Goodhand

Last Lesson - James Goodhand

Bert's review of Last Lesson

Jul 20, 202118:49
I Know What You've Done - Dorothy Koomson

I Know What You've Done - Dorothy Koomson

Bert's review of I Know What You've Done by Dorothy Koomson

Jul 16, 202116:08
A booky chat with Clare Mackintosh

A booky chat with Clare Mackintosh

Bert has a chat with Clare Mackintosh - author of Hostage, After the End and Let Me Lie

Jul 12, 202132:35
The Appeal by Janice Hallett

The Appeal by Janice Hallett

Bert's review of the Appeal by Janice Hallett, available to order at bertsbooks.co.uk

Jul 09, 202120:05
A Beginner's Guide to Murder - Rosalind Stopps

A Beginner's Guide to Murder - Rosalind Stopps

Bert's review of A Beginner's Guide to Murder



Jul 05, 202114:30
After the Silence - Louise O'Neill

After the Silence - Louise O'Neill

Bert's review of After the Silence by Louise O'Neill

Jun 30, 202117:41
The Dinner Guest - BP Walter

The Dinner Guest - BP Walter

Bert's review of The Dinner Guest by BP Walter. available to order at bertsbooks.co.uk

Jun 25, 202114:58
How the One Armed Sister Sweeps Her House by Cherie Jones

How the One Armed Sister Sweeps Her House by Cherie Jones

Bert's review of How the One Armed Sister Sweeps Her House by Cherie Jones - available to order at bertsbooks.co.uk

Jun 22, 202122:21
The Frequency of Us by Keith Stuart

The Frequency of Us by Keith Stuart

Bert's review of The Frequency of Us by Keith Stuart - available to order at bertsbooks.co.uk

Jun 18, 202116:39
Would I Lie To You? by Aliya Ali-Afzal

Would I Lie To You? by Aliya Ali-Afzal

Bert's review of Would I Lie To You? by Aliya Ali-Afzal available to order on bertsbooks.co.uk

Jun 16, 202115:41
The Great Silence - Doug Johnstone

The Great Silence - Doug Johnstone

Bert's review of The Great Silence by Doug Johnstone 

Jun 14, 202110:48
Malibu Rising - Taylor Jenkins Reid

Malibu Rising - Taylor Jenkins Reid

Bert's review of Malibu Rising by Taylor Jenkins Reid. Available to order at bertsbooks.co.uk

Jun 11, 202113:42
Diving For Pearls by Jamie O'Connell

Diving For Pearls by Jamie O'Connell

Bert's Review of Diving for Pearls by Jamie O'Connell - available to order on bertsbooks.co.uk right now.

Jun 09, 202117:20
The Beresford

The Beresford

Bert's review of The Beresford by Will Carver - PLUS a sneak peak at his interview with Still Life writer Sarah Winman. Both books are available to order at bertsbooks.co.uk

Jun 07, 202116:22
Marion Lane and the Midnight Murder - TA Willberg
Jun 04, 202114:12
The Other Black Girl - Zakiya Dalila Harris

The Other Black Girl - Zakiya Dalila Harris

Bert's review of The Other Black Girl by Zakiya Dalila Harris - available to order at bertsbooks.co.uk

May 28, 202114:32
Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir

Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir

Bert's review of Project Hail Mary by Andy Weir. Caution, mild spoilers in this one. You can order online at bertsbooks.co.uk

May 26, 202120:02
This Is How We Are Human - Louise Beech

This Is How We Are Human - Louise Beech

Bert's review of This is How We Are Human by Louise Beech - available to order on bertsbooks.co.uk

May 24, 202114:35
The Echo Chamber - John Boyne

The Echo Chamber - John Boyne

Bert's review of The Echo Chamber by John Boyne - to be released on 5th August 2021 and available order to pre-order now at bertsbooks.co.uk

May 21, 202118:55
Amari and the Night Brothers - BB Alston
May 19, 202118:35
Shadow and Bone - Leigh Bardugo

Shadow and Bone - Leigh Bardugo

Bert's review of Shadow and Bone by Leigh Bardugo - available to order at bertsbooks.co.uk

May 17, 202115:42
Detransition, Baby - Torrey Peters

Detransition, Baby - Torrey Peters

Bert's review of Detransition, Baby by Torrey Peters which is available to order at bertsbooks.co.uk

May 14, 202115:32
Ariadne - Jennifer Saint

Ariadne - Jennifer Saint

Bert's review of Ariadne by Jennifer Saint - copies with signed bookplates are currently available to order at bertsbooks.co.uk while stocks last

May 13, 202115:58
Another Life - Jodie Chapman

Another Life - Jodie Chapman

Bert's review of Another Life by Jodie Chapman available to order now at bertsbooks.co.uk

May 12, 202113:35
The End of Men - Christina Sweeney-Baird

The End of Men - Christina Sweeney-Baird

Bert reviews The End of Men by Christina Sweeney-Baird, available to order now at bertsbooks.co.uk

May 11, 202115:42
When I Was Ten

When I Was Ten

Bert's review of When I Was Ten by Fiona Cummins - available to order at bertsbooks.co.uk

May 10, 202112:18
Episode 65 - Five Minds, The Island Home & The Edge of the Ocean

Episode 65 - Five Minds, The Island Home & The Edge of the Ocean

Reviews of Five Minds by Guy Morpuss, The Island Home by Libby Page & The Edge of the Ocean by LD Lapinski.

Apr 18, 202138:19
Episode 64 - The Source & The All True Adventures and Rare Education of Daniel Bones

Episode 64 - The Source & The All True Adventures and Rare Education of Daniel Bones

Featuring reviews of The Source by Sarah Sultoon and The All True Adventures and Rare Education of Daniel Bones by Owen Booth

Apr 11, 202139:54
Episode 63 - The Phone Box at the Edge of the World & Truth Be Told

Episode 63 - The Phone Box at the Edge of the World & Truth Be Told

Featuring reviews of Truth be Told by Kia Abdullah and The Phone Box at the Edge of the World by Laura Imai Messina. 

Apr 04, 202154:12
Episode 62 - Still Life & The Lost Future of Pepperharrow

Episode 62 - Still Life & The Lost Future of Pepperharrow

Featuring books by Sarah Winman and Natasha Pulley

Mar 28, 202152:38
Episode 61 - Cold Boy's Wood & Hostage

Episode 61 - Cold Boy's Wood & Hostage

Featuring reviews of Cold Boy's Wood by Carol Birch and Hostage by Clare Mackintosh 

Mar 21, 202145:06
Episode 60 - Meet Me In Another Life & Dangerous Women

Episode 60 - Meet Me In Another Life & Dangerous Women

Featuring reviews of Meet Me In Another Life by Catriona Silvey and Dangerous Women by Hope Adams

Mar 14, 202148:36
Page Master Special 2021 - Part 2

Page Master Special 2021 - Part 2

Featuring another 5 rounds of the Page Master Quiz - how well would you do? If you fancy winning £100 worth of books, then email bert@bertsbooks.co.uk



Mar 10, 202146:25
Episode 59 - What's The T? & Her Last Holiday

Episode 59 - What's The T? & Her Last Holiday

Featuring reviews of What's the T? by Juno Dawson and Her Last Holiday by C L Taylor.

Mar 07, 202144:24
Episode 58 - The Jigsaw Man & The Secret life of Albert Entwistle

Episode 58 - The Jigsaw Man & The Secret life of Albert Entwistle

Featuring reviews of The Jigsaw Man by Nadine Matheson and The Secret Life of Albert Entwistle by Matt Cain

Feb 28, 202144:27
Episode 57 - Deity & Common Ground

Episode 57 - Deity & Common Ground

Featuring reviews of Deity by Matt Wesolowski and Common Ground by Naomi Ishiguro. 

Feb 21, 202138:21
Episode 56 - Final Cut & The Lamplighters

Episode 56 - Final Cut & The Lamplighters

Featuring reviews of Final Cut by SJ Watson and The Lamplighters by Emma Stonex

Feb 14, 202144:14
Episode 55 - The Smallest Man & Me, My Dad and the End of the Rainbow

Episode 55 - The Smallest Man & Me, My Dad and the End of the Rainbow

Featuring reviews of The Smallest Man by Frances Quinn and Me, My Dad and the End of the Rainbow by Benjamin Dean.



Feb 07, 202139:47
Episode 54 - True Crime Story & The Shelf

Episode 54 - True Crime Story & The Shelf

Featuring reviews of True Crime Story by Joseph Knox and The Shelf by Helly Acton 

Jan 31, 202151:15
Page Master Special 2021 - Part 1

Page Master Special 2021 - Part 1

If you like quizzes, but not all that keen on the rambling book bits in between, then this is your chance to listen to the first 4 rounds of the 2021 Page Master tournament.

If you want a chance to win £100 of books, then email bert@bertsbooks.co.uk 


*Note, these rounds of PageMaster have previously featured in episodes of the Bert's Books Podcast in 2021.

Jan 28, 202141:25
Episode 53 - The Last Thing to Burn & Acts of Kindness

Episode 53 - The Last Thing to Burn & Acts of Kindness

Featuring Reviews of The Last Thing to Burn by Will Dean and Acts of Kindness by Heather Barnett

Jan 24, 202140:28
Episode 52 - The Final Revival of Opal & Nev, The Five People You Meet In Heaven and The One Hundred Years of Lenni and Margot

Episode 52 - The Final Revival of Opal & Nev, The Five People You Meet In Heaven and The One Hundred Years of Lenni and Margot

This episode features reviews of The Final Revival of Opal & Nev by Dawnie Walton and The One Hundred Years of Lenni and Margot by Marianne Cronin. Plus, the bestseller charts, a look at Bert's Bookshelf and a round of the Page Master quiz.

Jan 17, 202147:12
Episode 51 - The Spiral & The Prophets

Episode 51 - The Spiral & The Prophets

Featuring reviews of The Spiral & The Prophets - plus an update on the bestseller charts and the first peek at Bert's Bookshelf.

Jan 10, 202154:35
Episode 50 - Twisted & Everything Happens for a Reason

Episode 50 - Twisted & Everything Happens for a Reason

Featuring reviews of Twisted by Steve Cavanagh, Everything Happens for a Reason by Katie Allen, and the first round of the PageMaster quiz 2021!

PLUS, revealing the bestselling book of 2021.

Jan 03, 202134:13
Episode 49 - Good Samaritans, 2020 Round-up & The PageMaster Quiz Grand Final

Episode 49 - Good Samaritans, 2020 Round-up & The PageMaster Quiz Grand Final

Featuring a review of Good Samaritans by Will Carver, Bert's Top 5 books of 2020 and the final of the PageMaster 2020!

Dec 20, 202035:48
Episode 48 - Shuggie Bain & Fortune Favours the Dead

Episode 48 - Shuggie Bain & Fortune Favours the Dead

Featuring reviews of Shuggie Bain by Douglas Stuart and Fortune Favours the Dead by Stephen Spotswood. PLUS, the second PageMaster Semi-Final.

Dec 13, 202033:49
Episode 47 - We Begin at the End, The StrangeWorlds Travel Agency & Panenka

Episode 47 - We Begin at the End, The StrangeWorlds Travel Agency & Panenka

Featuring reviews of We Begin at the End by Chris Whitaker, The StrangeWorlds Travel Agency by LD Lapinski and Panenka by Ronan Hession.


PLUS, The first Semi-Final of the Page Master Quiz

Dec 06, 202046:07
Episode 46 - Changeling & The Flip Side

Episode 46 - Changeling & The Flip Side

This episode features reviews of Changeling by Matt Wesolowski and The Flip Side by James Bailey - PLUS Another round of the Page Master Quiz

Nov 29, 202038:49
Episode 45 - Winterkill & Dishonoured

Episode 45 - Winterkill & Dishonoured

Featuring reviews of Winterkill by Ragnor Jonasson and Dishonoured by Jim Tugwell

Nov 22, 202033:23
Episode 44 - Elidor & The Last House on Needless Street

Episode 44 - Elidor & The Last House on Needless Street

Featuring reviews of Elidor by Alan Garner and The House on Needless Street by Catriona Ward. 

Nov 15, 202029:36
Episode 43 - The Burning Girls & The Diabolical Bones

Episode 43 - The Burning Girls & The Diabolical Bones

Featuring reviews of The Burning Girls by CJ Tudor and The Diabolical Bones by Bella Ellis.

Nov 08, 202040:16
Episode 42 - The Stranger Times & The Last One at the Party

Episode 42 - The Stranger Times & The Last One at the Party

Featuring reviews of The Stranger Times by CK McDonnel and The Last One at the Party by Bethany Clift

Nov 01, 202034:09
Episode 41 - The Coral Bride & Home Stretch

Episode 41 - The Coral Bride & Home Stretch

Featuring reviews of The Coral Bride by Roxanne Bouchard and Home Stretch by Graham Norton.

Oct 25, 202026:05
Episode 40 - The Betrayals and Birthday

Episode 40 - The Betrayals and Birthday

Featuring reviews of The Betrayals by Bridget Collins and Birthday by Meredith Russo.

Oct 18, 202036:06
Episode 39 - There's Only One Danny Garvey & Mayflies

Episode 39 - There's Only One Danny Garvey & Mayflies

Featuring reviews of There's Only One Danny Garvey by David F Ross and Reproduction by Andrew O'Hagan

Oct 11, 202039:30
Episode 38 - Reproduction & When the Dead Speak

Episode 38 - Reproduction & When the Dead Speak

Featuring reviews of When the Dead Speak by Sheila Bugler and Reproduction by Ian Williams

Oct 04, 202037:28
Episode 37 - The Shape of Darkness & The Confession

Episode 37 - The Shape of Darkness & The Confession

This episode features reviews of The Shape of Darkness by Laura Purcell and the Confession by Jessie Burton - plus a new round of The PageMaster Quiz

Sep 27, 202030:41
Episode 36 - The Binding & Rough Music

Episode 36 - The Binding & Rough Music

Featuring Bert's reviews of The Binding by Bridget Collins and Rough Music by Patrick Gale.


There's also a new round of The Page Master Quiz and an update on the book charts.

Sep 20, 202048:46
Episode 35 - I Follow You & Hydra

Episode 35 - I Follow You & Hydra

Featuring reviews of I Follow You by Peter James and Hydra by Matt Wesolowski - plus a new round of Pagemaster and an update on the bestseller charts!

Sep 13, 202031:41
Episode 34 - A Song of Isolation & Contacts

Episode 34 - A Song of Isolation & Contacts

This episodes features reviews of

-A Song of Isolation by Michael J Malone

-Contacts by Mark Watson

Sep 06, 202041:45
Episode 33 - Queer Intentions & People of Abandoned Character

Episode 33 - Queer Intentions & People of Abandoned Character

This episodes features reviews of

-Queer Intentions by Amelia Abraham

-People of Abandoned Character by Clare Whitfield

Aug 30, 202035:42
Episode 32 - Tin Man, The Windsor Knot & Such a Fun Age

Episode 32 - Tin Man, The Windsor Knot & Such a Fun Age

This episodes features reviews of

-Tin Man by Sarah Winman

-The Windsor Knot by SJ Bennett

-Such a Fun Age by Kiley Reid 

Aug 23, 202044:28
Episode 31 - Anxious People, The Devil and the Dark Water & First Class Murder

Episode 31 - Anxious People, The Devil and the Dark Water & First Class Murder

This episodes features reviews of 

-Anxious People by Fredrich Backman

-The Devil and the Dark Water by Stuart Turton

-First Class Murder by Robin Stevens

Aug 16, 202038:28
Episode 30 - James Ellson & The Bookseller's Tale

Episode 30 - James Ellson & The Bookseller's Tale

This episodes features reviews of The Trail by James Ellson and The Bookseller's Tale by Martin Latham
Aug 09, 202045:04
Episode 29 - Greed, The Thursday Murder Club & August Bundles

Episode 29 - Greed, The Thursday Murder Club & August Bundles

This episodes features reviews of Greed by Marc Elsberg and The Thursday Murder Club by Richard Osman

Aug 02, 202050:48
Episode 28 - Airhead & Arsenic for Tea

Episode 28 - Airhead & Arsenic for Tea

Featuring reviews of

- Airhead by Emily Maitlis

- Arsenic for Tea by Robin Stevens

Jul 26, 202044:32
Episode 27 - Girl, Woman, Other, Spirited & The Great Godden
Jul 19, 202051:20
Episode 26 - The Other Passenger, The Blind Light & Murder Most Unladylike
Jul 12, 202039:51
Episode 25 - The July Girls, The Van Apfel Girls Are Gone & The July Bundles

Episode 25 - The July Girls, The Van Apfel Girls Are Gone & The July Bundles

This episode features reviews of

- The July Girls by Phoebe Locke

- The Van Apfel Girls Are Gone by Felicity McLean


PLUS Another round of Page Master - the hardest book quiz on the internet and an update on the bestseller charts.

Jul 05, 202044:30
Episode 24 - Why I'm No Longer Talking to White People About Race, The Truants & Life and Other Happy Endings
Jun 28, 202047:17
Episode 23 - The Shadow of the Wind, A Long Way to a Small Angry Planet & Saint X

Episode 23 - The Shadow of the Wind, A Long Way to a Small Angry Planet & Saint X

This episode features reviews of

The Shadow of the Wind by Carlos Ruiz Zafon A Long Way to a Small Angry Planet by Becky Chambers Saint X by Alexis Schaitkin


Plus, the latest news, charts and another round of the PageMaster Quiz

Jun 21, 202048:20
Episode 22 - Queenie, The Vanishing Half & Rainbow Milk
Jun 14, 202043:32
PageMaster Special

PageMaster Special

The first four rounds of the PageMaster Quiz - for people who like quizzes, but not reviews!

Jun 10, 202039:28
Episode 21 - Dear Child, The Big Chill & Eight Detectives
Jun 07, 202047:41
Episode 20 - The Secrets of Strangers, Where We Belong, Where the Crawdads Sing & The Midnight Library

Episode 20 - The Secrets of Strangers, Where We Belong, Where the Crawdads Sing & The Midnight Library

Featuring reviews of:

The Secrets of Strangers by Charity Norman Where We Belong by Anstey Harris Where the Crawdads Sing by Anstey Harris The Midnight Library by Matt Haig


PLUS an update on the bestseller charts AND another round of the Page Master Quiz.

May 31, 202052:11
Episode 19 - A Traveller at the Gates of Wisdom, Leonard and Hungry Paul, His and Hers & Just My Luck

Episode 19 - A Traveller at the Gates of Wisdom, Leonard and Hungry Paul, His and Hers & Just My Luck

Featuring reviews of:

A Traveller at the Gates of Wisdom by John Boyne Leonard and Hungry Paul by Ronan Hession His and Hers by Alice Feeney Just My Luck by Adele Parks

PLUS an update on the bestseller charts AND another round of the Page Master Quiz. 

If you enjoy this podcast, buy me a coffee! ko-fi.com/bertsbooks

May 24, 202055:53
Episode 18 - After the End, The Last Wife & The Waiting Rooms
May 17, 202048:47
Episode 17 - Goldilocks, Eve of Man, The Lies You Told & The Third Wheel
May 10, 202044:33
Episode 16 - The Murder Game, The Silent Treatment & Cain's Jawbone
May 03, 202036:54
Episode 15 - Tuesday Mooney Wore Black & The Constant Rabbit
Apr 26, 202037:52
Episode 14 - The Creak on the Stairs & I Am Dust
Apr 19, 202023:21
Episode 13 - Q & Pretending
Apr 12, 202032:40
Episode 12 - The Authenticity Project & Tender is the Flesh
Apr 05, 202034:05
Episode 11 - Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone & Black River
Mar 29, 202022:01
Episode 10 - Rules for Perfect Murder & On Turpentine Lane

Episode 10 - Rules for Perfect Murder & On Turpentine Lane

This episode features  reviews of Who Owns England & Good Riddance

Books featured in the episode are all available to order or pre-order on bertsbooks.co.uk

Mar 22, 202026:43
Episode 9 - Who Owns England & Good Riddance

Episode 9 - Who Owns England & Good Riddance

This episode features  reviews of Who Owns England & Good Riddance

Books featured in the episode are all available to order or pre-order on bertsbooks.co.uk

Mar 15, 202027:39
Episode 8 - Elevator Pitch, No Signal & Roy Grace

Episode 8 - Elevator Pitch, No Signal & Roy Grace

This episode features  reviews of Elevator Pitch, No Signal & the Roy Grace series.


Books featured in the episode are all available to order or pre-order on bertsbooks.co.uk

Mar 08, 202037:18
Episode 7 - March Picks, The Guest List, Swimming in the Dark & The Memory Wood

Episode 7 - March Picks, The Guest List, Swimming in the Dark & The Memory Wood

In this episode Bert reveals his picks of the month for March, with reviews of The Memory Wood, The Guest List & Swimming in the Dark

Books featured in the episode are all available to order or pre-order on bertsbooks.co.uk

Mar 01, 202044:59
Episode 6 - A Bit of a Stretch, The Intoxicating Mr Lavelle & Six Stories

Episode 6 - A Bit of a Stretch, The Intoxicating Mr Lavelle & Six Stories

This episode features reviews of The Intoxicating Mr Lavelle by Neil Blackmore, A Bit of a Stretch by Chris Atkins and Six Stories by Matt Wesolowski. 

PLUS - the return of 7-year-old Josh and the books he's reading.

Books featured in the episode are all available to order or pre-order on bertsbooks.co.uk

Feb 23, 202045:29
Episode 5 - After Dark & Five Years Time

Episode 5 - After Dark & Five Years Time

In this episode Bert reviews  After Dark by Dominic Nolan & Five Years Time by Rebecca Serle - plus author Paul Burston shares the books he's currently reading!

Books featured in the episode are all available to order or pre-order on bertsbooks.co.uk

Feb 16, 202025:50
Episode 4 - Last Ones Left Alive & Grown Ups

Episode 4 - Last Ones Left Alive & Grown Ups

In this episode Bert reviews of Last Ones Left Alive by Sarah Davis-Groff & Grown-Ups by Marian Keyes - plus author Dom Nolan shares the books he's currently reading and 3-year old Meryl makes a cameo!

Books featured in the episode are all available to order or pre-order on bertsbooks.co.uk

Feb 09, 202037:15
Episode 3 - February Picks, The 24-Hour Cafe & Three Hours

Episode 3 - February Picks, The 24-Hour Cafe & Three Hours

In this episode Bert reveals his picks of the month for February, with reviews of The 24-Hour Cafe & Three Hours - plus author Julie Cohen shares the books she's currently reading.

Books featured in the episode are all available to order or pre-order on bertsbooks.co.uk

Feb 02, 202039:56
Episode 2 - The Other People & Tell Me Your Secret
Jan 26, 202031:39
Episode 1: The Home & Somewhere Close To Happy

Episode 1: The Home & Somewhere Close To Happy

The first episode of The Bert's Books Podcast featuring reviews of The Home & Somewhere Close to Happy - plus 7 year old Josh shares the books he's currently reading.

Books featured in the episode are all available to order or pre-order on bertsbooks.co.uk

The Bolds by Julian Clary Somewhere Close to Happy by Lia Louis In Five Years by Rebecca Serle  The Home by Sarah Stovell The World's Worst Teachers by David Walliams
Jan 19, 202034:53
The Bert's Books Podcast - COMING SOON!

The Bert's Books Podcast - COMING SOON!

The Bert's Books podcast coming soon! 

Featuring - news, reviews and special guests, PLUS your questions! 

If you have a not-so-urgent question that you need answering, send Bert an email at bert@bertsbooks.co.uk and you could find yourself part of a future podcast!

Jan 17, 202001:07