Between Two Sterns

The Jareds Stern welcome their most successful variant, Hollywood writer/director Jared Stern, back to the show to shed some light on the WGA strike. (Recorded 5/22/23)

The Jareds Stern play catch-up after their unplanned hiatus to talk about honest waitstaff, biblical neuroses, and a NEW Jared Stern joins the multi-verse! (Recorded 5/09/23)

The Jareds Stern discuss the latest in Jared Stern of the North's plumbing saga, preparations for Episode 100, and Jared EaStern is struggling to monetize his grief. (Recorded 04/04/23)

The Jareds Stern discuss Jared Stern of the North's plumbing troubles, Jared EaStern laments that his album may have fallen in the forest with no one there to hear it, and the spoof debate gets settled. (Recorded 3/29/23)

The Jareds Stern talk about Jared Stern of the North's foray into Dungeons & Dragons, History of the World Part 2, and what qualifies as a spoof. (Recorded 3/7/23)

The Jareds Stern start off hyping Jared EaStern's upcoming album, then Jared EaStern proves he's a negative when it comes to the Mandela Effect. (Recorded 2/28/23) 

The Jareds Stern talk about Jared Stern of the North's moving experience, argue over whether the next Super Bowl should be reffed by robots, then welcome the newest Jared Stern into the multiverse. (Recorded 2/21/23)

The Jareds Stern talk about whether their current selves would have a shot with their significant others, and how our teachers lied to us back in elementary school. (Recorded 2/7/23)

The Jareds Stern discuss their concern for Britney Spears, the simple brilliance of Below Deck, and assorted snack foods. (Recorded 1/31/23) 

The Jareds Stern acknowledge another arbitrary milestone, break down the breakdown of the NY Giants, and Jared EaStern is wrong about milk. (Recorded 1/26/23)

The Jareds Stern talk about overdue fitness, rage rooming, and irresponsible bidding before welcoming their Canadian variant to the show. (Recorded 1/9/23)

It's the Season 5 premiere! The Jareds Stern recap what went on during the holiday break: Jared EaStern traveled to Germany and Prague, while Jared Stern of the North was trapped in a Winter hellscape. (Recorded 1/4/23)

'Tis the Season 4 Finale! The Jareds Stern welcome a new Jared Stern to the Multiverse to talk about the inner-workings of Google, targeted ads, and more! (Recorded 12/14/22)

The Jareds Stern provide an update on the karmic balance of the universe, dog problems, and vehicles for vanity. (Recorded 12/7/22)

The Jareds Stern discuss the true meaning of Thanksgiving, location scouting, digging out of the big storm, and sad answers to security questions. (Recorded 11/23/22)

The Jareds Stern try to lighten things up after last episode. Jared EaStern talks about his tour of #selfcare, they pull back the curtain on last week's episode, and how suddenly Jared Stern of the North likes football. (Recorded 10/26/22)

The Jareds Stern talk about the reason for the long hiatus. (Recorded 10/20/22)

The Jareds Stern discuss bad customer service, their continued amazement that people listen, and a new album that's in the works. (Recorded 08/31/22)

The Jareds Stern explore a new wrinkle in our interaction with Jenn Todryk, the host of No Demo Reno, Jared Stern of the North reviews DC Super Pets, and Jared EaStern tries to describe his Lady GaGa experience. (Recorded 8/9/22)

The Jareds Stern welcome their most famous variant, Director of the DC League of Super Pets Jared Stern back to the show to talk about the movie's impending release, the expanding Jared Stern multi-verse, and other stuff. (Recorded 7/25/22)

A new Jared Stern has entered the Multiverse! The Jareds Stern meet their dancer variant, talk carnival rides, and HGTV twitter beef. (Recorded 7/19/22)

It's the Season 4 premiere! The Jareds Stern play catch-up after their brief hiatus, talking about Jared EaStern's wisdom tooth, Jared Stern of the North's Renaissance Festival frustration, and more! (Recorded 7/12/22)

The Between Two Stages shows LOOM! The Jared Stern Multi-verse EXPANDS! And more! It's the last episode before the Season 3 finale! (Recorded 6/21/22)

The Jareds Stern plug the BIG SHOWS on June 24th & 25th, a new Jared Stern is waiting in the wings, a review of Top Gun, and we learn something new about Jared Stern of the North. (Recorded 06/14/22)

The Jareds Stern are back from their respective vacations! Jared Stern of the North recounts his trip to Toronto and the niceness exchange rate, Jared EaStern talks about his van-cation to Tennessee and the magic that lives there, and there was an awkward exchange at Target. (Recorded 6/7/22)

The Jareds Stern break down some classic Star Wars dialogue, discuss amazing feats of feline strength, and make a HUGE announcement about the show's next big milestone. (Recorded 5/24/22)

The Jareds Stern discuss the latest twist in Jared EaStern's health saga, Croc gaslighting, and concerns about the new Spinal Tap sequel. (Recorded 5/18/22)

The Jareds Stern play dueling ailments, Jared EaStern recounts basking in Jeff Goldblum's aura, and they learn something new about nature. (Recorded 5/12/22

The Jareds Stern talk about Jared Stern of the North's acclimation to Watertown, Jared EaStern's William Shatner experience, and frustration with writing checks. (Recorded 5/2/22)

The Jareds Stern talk about Jared NortheaStern's introduction to Watertown, Jared EaStern's long overdue trip to the dentist, and another very quick guessing game proves they might share a brain. (Recorded 4/21/22)

The Jareds Stern talk about Jared WeStern's journey back east, a discussion of allergies takes a weird turn, and we realize that our parents are right about everything. (Recorded 4/14/22)

The Jareds Stern talk about past April Fool's pranks, brokering peace in Scotland, and the future of digital celebrity. (Recorded 4/4/2022)

What else are we going to talk about? The Jareds Stern break down the Will Smith/Chris Rock confrontation, Jared WeStern has some news, and why comics shouldn't take gigs for granted. (Recorded 3/29/21)

The Jareds Stern talk protests that can't stack up to nature, the surprises that come with live performing, and the Friends Experience. (Recorded 3/22/22)

The Jareds Stern get swept up in March Madness, hope against another pandemic wave, and Jared WeStern tries to get noticed. (Recorded 3/17/22)

The Jareds Stern discuss The Batman and peel back the curtain on a deleted scene as it relates to a recent Batman-adjacent announcement. (Recorded 3/10/22)

It's Episode 50! And it's 2/22/2022! And the Jareds Stern haven't done much to mark either. They talk about the debilitating effects of video games, discuss the Best Picture Nominees, and why you never load the full cap gun. (Recorded 2/22/22)

The Jareds Stern break down the Super Bowl and Jared WeStern has something to say about mattresses... maybe. (Recorded 2/16/22)

The Jareds Stern play Guess The Injury, discuss the rigors of Olympic Curling, and the Sandler-washing of history. (Recorded 2/8/22)

The Jareds Stern discuss an international culinary delight, the pitfalls of location sharing, and how time has no meaning. (Recorded 1/25/22)

Jared WeStern actually watched football?! Jared EaStern actually went to a doctor?! The government actually regulated French dressing?! The answer to all three questions and more await! (Recorded 1/18/22)

We're back to kick off Season 3! The Jareds Stern discuss Jared WeStern's relationship status, try to get their stories straight for the eventual movie, and lament who we lost during the break. (Recorded 01/11/22)

Three words: Australian. Jared. Stern. (Recorded 12/14/21)

The Jareds Stern recap the holidays that were, reveal the best day to be born, Jared EaStern has a sneaking suspicion he might be getting old, and some other awkward experiences are discussed. (Recorded 12/7/21)

It's the Episode 40 Holiday Extravaganza! The Jareds Stern talk about WeStern's trip to the dentist, rebrand Thanksgiving, and learn the true meaning of Jared. (Recorded 11/24/21)

The Jareds Stern compare their respective dwindling social energy as Jared WeStern reluctantly attends a kink event, discuss a unique recent NFL milestone, and eventually the conversation turns to pet poop habits. (Recorded 11/9/21)

The Jareds Stern detail their Halloween hijinks, Jared WeStern's mouth is a mess, and why you should check out The Morning Show. (Recorded 11/2/21)

The Jareds Stern shower you with gratitude for reaching a listener milestone, wax poetic about education and politics, and discuss candy and other delicious poison. (Recorded 10/27/21)

The Jareds Stern plumb the depths of Jared WeStern's averted health crisis, explore a shared eating issue, and update the international hunt for other Jared Sterns. (Recorded 10/20/21)

After a brief hiatus, the Jareds Stern are BACK to peel back a new layer of the onion of Jared WeStern's neuroses, the talk about the newest brick in the wall of Jared EaStern's ego, and break down Squid Game. (Recorded 10/12/21)

The Jareds Stern talk about birthday celebrations, further fantasy football failures, and kitten-proofing a bed. (Recorded 9/21/21)

It's the Season One finale! The Jareds Stern look back on the journey they've taken so far, share thoughts on the future, and talk about becoming the best version of themselves. (Recorded 6/14/21)

The pie in the sky dream from the show's infancy is realized sooner than expected as the Jareds Stern come face to face to face with their white whale, the writer of Lego Batman, THE Jared Stern! They discuss mistaken identity, live vicariously through his success, and get the inside scoop on his latest project, DC Super Pets! (Recorded 6/7/21)

The Jareds Stern recap a major party foul, an encounter with a Karen in the wild, normalcy whiplash, and why they should be setting loftier goals for themselves. (Recorded 6/1/21)

For the first time since the inception of the show, the Jareds Stern podcast FACE TO FACE! They recap their big family dinner from the night before, talk about getting back to performing, and what happens now...? (Recorded 5/17/21)

The Jareds Stern get pumped for their impending face-to-face meeting, discuss their struggles with learning different languages, and ramble about some other miscellany. (Recorded 5/10/21)

It's been a rough couple of weeks for Jared WeStern. The Jareds Stern recount his latest brush with discomfort, the Oscars, and some fun developments in the search for the Jared Stern of our dreams. (Recorded 4/27/21)

The Jareds Stern welcome Jared Stern West's brother Connor to the show to recount a harrowing weekend and he comes up with a way to help tell them apart for the listening audience. Then they plot to expand the Jared Stern Multiverse. (Recorded 4/14/21)

The Jareds Stern talk about March Madness and why they've settled on running their mouths instead of their legs, their similar lofty expectations, and why you might just be listening to a chosen podcast. (Recorded 3/23/21)

After going over some minor medical inconveniences, the Jareds Stern delve into recent attempts by pop culture to exploit their respective childhoods. The (slightly) elder Jared Stern is disappointed that his passion for The Muppet Show isn't shared by the younger. (Recorded 2/23/21)

Here's the link to our Captain GameShow! episode: https://anchor.fm/captain-gameshow2/episodes/Episode-126-Double-Pants-of-Doubt-eqd5hg  

A potato chip taste test takes the Jareds Stern down the rabbit hole of ASMR and misophonia. Also, love is in the air as we recount Valentine's Day. (Recorded 2/15/21)

The Jareds Stern are back to talk about celebrity look-alikes, the Super Bowl, trying to defy gravity when you're old, and dip into the Listener Mailbag! (Recorded 2/8/21)

We made it to Episode 3! We're officially trending. The Jareds Stern talk about pandemic grooming, the fragility of democracy, the Muppets, and why you should log out of social media immediately (until our next episode). Enjoy! (Recorded 1/25/21)

It's Episode 2! So, this is a thing now. The Jareds Stern discuss one of their new favorite shows, Ted Lasso, which turns into a conversation about feel-good comedy, which leads to when comedy feels bad. Enjoy!

After years of being anecdotally aware of each other, Jared Stern and Jared Stern finally push their vanity to new heights in the first episode of Between Two Sterns. Recorded 12/28/20.