Bitching with Bitchy the Clown(c)

I was able to get another cool guest tonight (what a rarity). Dr.  and comedienne Laura Hayden. We bitch about the state of comedy (or lack thereof), dating, the industry and a lot of other crap. We bitch a bit about the Oscars crap (though not as much as I'd like but I'll do it more next time). It was a longer show tonight because.... well because it was. Like the adage states, wherever you go, there you are.

Well, I'm shilling for my new cologne, Bitchy the Clown's Trash(c).  I've put together an indiegogo campaign to raise funds to get the friggin' thing made. It's going to be a scent I'm sure your girlfriend, wife, by the hour friend or whomever else you wear it for will love, or it may be complete trash. Either way, check out my campaign and spread the word. I'm talking to the five listeners I have. You guys are awesome supporters. I just hope you're not athletic. https://www.indiegogo.com/projects/bitchy-the-clown-s-trash-a-men-s-cologne/x/12813212#/

Well, here we are, the beginning of another  screwed up year where people think making resolutions are going to make it better. But let me tell you, January 1st is just another calendar day and people are as screwed up now as in the past and will always be. And that just makes my day as I'll always have crap to bitch about. This show deals with all of the amazingly stupid things that the world does. I'd go into it further but just listen to the show. That's what it's there for. No apologies.

Well, it's that time of year... the end of it. So I thought I'd better do a show before it goes pfft (like most trans people and the military) I jingle my bells and tookus about the new Congress and "present" you with my end of the year movies that sucked ass this year list. You'll be ho-ho-ho'ing (but that's on your own time). OH, and check out the new movie, Slice, coming to Target and Walmart next month. I have 2 songs on the soundtrack.  NO: I didn't get paid. Why start a trend. Merry Christmas, Happy New Year (yeah right) and don't answer the door, it might be a subpoena.

Well, It's been awhile again.  I've been laying low because I called the FBI and DOJ Biden's gestapo. That and I haven't found a guest again. Figured with all the crap towards the mid-term election going on I should say something. Like I ever backed down from anything. I also clarify my stance with Dark Mark, my last guest who supports men going into women's bathrooms. I only kept it cool until he said that then I railed. I had him on in the first place because I needed the guest and he does goth stuff but after that comment, he can go jump into the Pacific. Oh, and go check out https://www.cafepress.com/groovygraves where my friend Dave (yeah, I have ONE.... don't be an ass) is selling merch with yours truly on it. Hey wait, I don't make a friggin' dime off of it. Screw that? Oh, who's kidding, I'm happy he even wants my puss on stuff. Go buy it anyway.  Well, that's it for now.  Enjoy this, another rant episode. Until the next one. Or don't. Like it bothers me.

This was an interesting episode. Not because it was great (like I would ever have one) but it was with a guest for a change who has his own show and definitely not a Bitchy leaning one. Dark Mark is a California goth who runs a traveling goth comedy and freak show throughout the LA area. I won't even comment. I'll just let you listen... if you want, or don't. I don't give a crap. His website is https://www.darkmarkshow.com/ . Meanwhile, I'm going to take a crap, because I don't take crap, from anyone.

Well, here I am again. Been awhile. I've been busy. Who am I kidding, I've been hanging out drinking beer, watching crap on TV and looking for more guests. Seems, like the country, everyone is afraid to come on the show.  Meanwhile, with all the crap going in the world that makes my head explode, I had to do another show, even if it's me just bitching about it. Still, I tell it like it is and it's all truth. So, take what you can from it, or not. Like it ruins my day. Yeah, right. Good luck with that.

Pittsburgh based actress Christine Mancini (Bigfoot, The Movie) and I talk about all the crap going on in the industry these days and other stuff. It's an episode you don't want to miss. Well, listen anyway.

I finally was able to get another guest on the show. Hollywood Script Supervisor, model, actress, producer, etc., Charese Moniello. We talk about Hollywood crap and other things including her long career in the industry and the insanity going on in today's country. I actually was turned on by it (yeah, you heard me... get your mind in the gutter). Charese asked me to post her websites, so I'm doing it: picsartsolutions.com and charesemongiello.com.

So everyone was bashing on 2021 saying how 2022 was going to be better all around. They said that about 2020 at the beginning of 2021. The more things change the moron they stay the same (thanks Snake Plisskin). Anyway, I get bitchy about the January 6th crap that went on today and all of the other nasty left wing democrap stuff that made me vomit. So enjoy, you conservative clowns, and to my left wing losers, get bent over with a finger up your butt. That's the real insurrection. HAPPY FRIGGIN' NEW YEAR! 

Well, again, it's been awhile. I've been avoiding some creditors so I went underground at my friend's place. He's a mortician. It was a bit stiff but at least no one around me bitched about it. Anyway, welcome to my Christmas and Year End special. I bitch about stuff that went on the last few months, what next year may look like and even play some Christmas songs. Santa even stops by (this isn't a spoiler.... geeze, he stops by everywhere, get over it). I think you'll like this episode as much as any other (that's probably not saying much, but then again, I have low expectations). So merry Bitchmas everyone.

Welcome back, bitches. I've been off for awhile because I was hiding from my ex. She says she wants to know why I slept with her mom. Anyway, this time I take on the military, mask man-dates (yeah, you read it right) and a bunch of other crap going on that makes my clown blood turn green. Oh, and this time I actually add sound bytes and do some kick-ass imitations (shut the hell up... I think they kick ass). Figure you don't want to just hear me spout obscenities (unless you're like that type of sadist). Whatever, I think you'll really like this episode so listen to the end.  Oh, and I'm still looking for guests. This is pathetic. What's a clown got to do? Don't answer that. Enjoy.

Yeah, I'm back (I'm sure you're thrilled, bitchies). Been awhile. I have been out looking for guests but still can't get one to come on, so I still come on myself. Yeah, I said it. So what. Anyway, enjoy if you want, or don't. I won't get mad, I'll get bitchy. It's friggin' 2 a.m. What else do you want, Rodney Dangerfield, may his Melon soul R.I.P.?!!

Here I am, telling truth to myself about what's going on in America and the crap that is turning our nation into a left wing cesspool of morons and left wing wussies. Short show tonight because just talking about it makes me sick. But don't let that stop you from listening to the fun.

A short episode where I talk to myself, as usual. I address the latest issues dealing with the crap going on in the country, and there's a lot. Get your toilet paper ready. We've got to wake up America.  This isn't just going to pass.

This episode is a real Hollywood nightmare... for leftist Hollywood that is. I talk with up and coming film director and writer Art Douglas about the industry, his life in LA and some of the horror stories about living in the cesspool that is Hollywood. It's a revealing, name exposing over two hours of bitching. Don't miss it.

I finally have another person who actually wanted to guest on the show. KR Butcher is a retired Army vet MP and correctional officer from Paden City, WV and is a real American patriot with some great insights into all the crap going on in our nation and what we have to do to keep it from falling into the leftist cesspool. We really get the bitchy going. Check it out.

Well, here I am again, bitching by myself to myself about the crap that went down in DC the other day. Not just about the riots but how it was a set up and how what they did to the President is one of the most corrupt and evil (but typical of the left and democraps) things I've ever witnessed. Anyway, I lay some truths and you can either listen to it or stay in your eggshell holes while they ram you up your butt with their control rods.

Man, I just keep cranking them out. Well, when you're bitchy all the time, what else do you expect? Here's another original demo. It's kind of an indicator of my life as someone who will do anything to get a date. Dig it.

Well, here are the holidays and I have a lot to bitch about including saving the election for the President. Still no guests but at least I have Jack Off(c) and Crap Face(c). Merry Christmas and Happy Chanukah (the only true American holidays that our Judaic/Christian nation was founded on). Bite me if you don't agree.

OK: I don't have a studio behind me, I record in my little apartment, mix it myself and don't have the best mic and all that crap, but I think I did a damn decent job. It's only a demo but enjoy the Hell out of it. Oh, by the way, it's copyright(c) and I'm ascap.

Well, we all knew it was going to happen. They said they were going to steal the election and the media were their mouthpieces of crap. But it's not officially over. The game is still on. I go off on a real rant of truth and in your face logic tonight. Check it out if you're not a wimp, or the swamp, or... just friggin' listen.

Again, since no one wanted to come on the show, I came on myself. I rant about being suspended indefinitely from Twitter for speaking the truth about Biden and the other leftist democrat psychos. Seems only the left and liberal mongrels can speak their minds there. Socialism, Communism anyone? If we don't win the election next month, we're all screwed. OH, If anyone isn't too repulsed by me, I'm still looking for guests. I'm tired of coming on myself.

Since no one would come on the show, I just came on myself (interpret that anyway you want). I talk about the first debate between President Trump and Sleepy Joe "schmo" Biden. It was more like the President came to debate and Biden came to masterbate. Anyway, I throw some logic out there.

Yay. I finally found another person with cajones enough to come on the show. Another in your face episode with special guest, renowned Sistersville, WV based goth and horror author, A.L. King (aka Alex King). Alex and I expose the truth about vaccinations, the riots and more of the crap going on in this country. We hold nothing back and why should we? It's still a relatively free country. Listen before it's too late to make a difference.

Iconic former child actor Scott Schwartz (The Toy, A Christmas Story, Kidco and many more) lays it all out about the current state of the country, Hollywood and even Corey Feldman. A lively show with one of the coolest and straight speaking talents in the business.

Bitchy has a bitch session with the awesome Tricia Cunningham, Volunteer Coordinator for the Trump Campaign in Pennsylvania. Bitchy's in his element as a conservative clown and President Trump supporter who isn't afraid to show his bitchy side. 

Some guy I never heard of named Dit Basselli calls in from Italy for a bitchy fest and after the conversation, I would have been happy keeping it that way. All I can say is that I'm glad I get my pizza from the supermarket.

I bitch about things with teen actor Zach Rice.