The Blachelorettes

What the (bleep) have we been up to? We chat about what we been watching, our dating lives, current events in Bach Nation and whatever else we feel like talking about. Tune in for the tea with your two besties! Jhen apologizes in advance for her audio being trash but she's working dammit!

We decided to cram all our thoughts about this season into one giant episode. Between Nigerian princes, lightskin demons and eugenic landlords, this season somehow was both lacking and had a lot of offer. Grab your favorite drink and tune in to the chat with your besties.

We end up with one decent couple, the other relationships are dumpster fires, and Kate is having post-villain regret. Also, we chat Love is Blind rumors and sightings 👀 Tune in for the tea.

We actually get a GOOD episode, Eliza just wants to have a good time, and my sister in Christ we had to watch Rodney's heart get broken AGAIN. Also, we briefly discuss Love Is Blind and whatever else we feel like. Tune in for the tea.

Yes, somehow we covered 4 episodes in an hour. Bachelor Casa Amor ends, the couples are shaken up and the women are begging to be manipulated?! Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and shoot the shit. Tune in for the tea with your besties. 

Overall we cared about maybe 0.1% of these episodes, but we talk about them anyway. Aaron's boo finally leaves, new women enter the beach and the original women are boring as f*ck. Tune in for the tea (sintonizar para el té)

Black women are fleeing the beach, Genevieve is officially the villain and why is Jill always the victim? Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and behind the scenes info. Tune in for the tea.

No one wants Romeo's rose, Genevieve is annoying af, and the men we wish would date each other enter the chat. Also we chat some exciting Bachelor Nation news and birth charts! Tune in for the tea.

Lace's fake birthday doesn't go as planned, Jill is intensely bothered by Kira, and we don't know half these people on the beach. Also, we chat about cheating men in pop culture and other Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea.

Nina is a hypocrite, Alara gets what she wants, and the Wade twins think they're hot sh*t (spoiler alert: they are not). Also, we finally find out who wins, who's still together, and who's been kicked to the curb. Tune in for the tea.

First of all this show is NOT about inc*st. Second of all, it IS the most awkward dating show you'll find. Tune in for the tea.

On this week's episode, Lex & Jhen talk about what they're watching right now, Paradise cast reveals and more. 

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Your besties are back and are more raw and unfiltered than ever. Join us as we chat what shows we've been watching, our personal Hoe Chronicles, and why patriarchy is just the worst. And don't forget to answer our very important poll question on Spotify :)

The cast meets up for the Shake show - sorry - the reunion, Jhen actually believes Shayne is a good guy deep DEEP down and there's some shady a** sh*t going on. Also, we discuss Bridgerton briefly and what we're covering next. Tune in for the tea.

The women we like make wise decisions, Sal's ukelele needs to burn, and did you see Nick's sweaty d*ck? Also, we talk Joe Millionaire drama updates and what we're covering next. Tune in for the tea.

Natalie's mom isn't having any of it, Danielle has never met an argument she couldn't create, and Sal is giving real fuckboi vibes. Also we recap Joe Millionaire and The Courtship and Jhen did *not* make it to the bar womp womp. Tune in for the piping hot tea.

Shaina doesn't know how to steal a man, Shayne gives off broke boi vibes and Shake's parents can't stand his ass. SH- names are down bad rn 😔 Tune in for the tea.

Nick is a messy ass b*tch who lives for the drama, Mallory is a terrible liar, and Shake will tell anyone who'll listen that he's not attracted to his fiancée. Also we gear up for new shows and you better like this one because we recorded it three times.

Love is blind but the cast is certainly not, the new Messica has appeared and the couples make it to Mexico. Also, we recap Joe Millionaire real quick and Mike Fleiss owes us $40 (and has since paid up). Tune in for the tea.

The pods are finally open, the couples dive into the drama, and we can't stan a white man for even 2 seconds. Also, we talk about upcoming shows we're gonna watch and other updates. Tune in for the tea.

Join your besties as we catch up on the latest Bachelor Nation news including the latest trash white man, break ups and new relationships and Blahton's boring blonde season. We also catch you up on our own lives and gush about Love Is Blind coming up. Tune in for the tea.

Brandon isn't as great as he seems, Nayte's confidence slips and Michelle's parents have an obvious favorite. Find out who Michelle finally chooses in our Blachelorettes season finale! Also, we recap some Bachelor Nation news and tell you who we want in our stockings this Christmas. Tune in for the tea from your besties.

Brandon commits empanada abuse, Joe surprises us all with his ability to scream, and Nayte has Michelle completely dickmatized. Also, we chat BN news, fanfics and dating. Tune in for the tea from your two besties.

A lawyer, a streaker, and a head shaped cake? Was this Jerry Springer or the *most* dramatic Men Tell All? Also we read your commentary and kiki about various things in Bachelor Nation. Tune in for the tea

Nayte's red flags are showing, Michells breaks all our hearts and is Brandon the new front front runner? Also, we briefly recap Bachelor Nation news and try our hardest not to burst in flames over Blahton's Bachelor promotion. Tune in for the tea.

Blahton is shoved down our throats, Brandon melts our hearts and Michelle throws out the trash. Also, we recap the juicy Bachelor Nation news and crack up at your commentary. Tune in for the tea.

Michelle has way too many front runners, Cajun Chris showed his whole entitled ass, and Martin clearly doesn't like women. Also, we briefly recap Bachelor Nation news and get into why y'all aren't covering the best Bachelorette season ever (yes we're talking about you). Tune in for the tea.

Michelle slays the snakes in the house, the men ignore her to punch each other in the chest, and a new Cajun Snake appears! Also, we briefly discuss some Bachelor Nation News and give our own hot takes on the season so far. Tune in for the tea!

Peter is totally not a narcissist, Jamie totally knows what show he's on, and the men are totally not jealous of Joe. Also, we quickly recap The Bachelorette Australia, Bachelor In Paradise Canada and the latest Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea!

The men's entrances include firetrucks, heads on a table and no pants, Joe had the audacity to ghost Michelle, and is Michelle already the best Bachelorette? Also we recap some Bachelor in Paradise Canada drama. Tune in for the tea.

P.S. Don't forget to head over to Spotify and answer our poll!

The Black Woman dumping inevitably happens, the bros officially leave the beach and we are now a Maurissa and Riley stan account. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and shoot the sh*t. Tune in for the luke warm tea from this luke warm episode. And don't forget to answer our questions on Spotify.

Ivan and Riley put Aaron in his place, Aaron is the biggest hypocrite of all time, and Noah and Abigail get the Most Confused Couple Award. Also, we read your comments on the show and get into some juicy Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea.  

Kendall finally realizes being on a dating show with her ex is a bad idea, Kenny eagerly eats Mari's tacos, and Aaron fucked around and will now find out. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news including THAT apology. Tune in for the tea.

Brieper gets thrown in the trash where they belong, we are excited and then quickly NOT excited to see Dr. Joe, and Ivan gets curved by a white woman who is still clearly not over her ex. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and discuss that loaded trailer for next week. Tune in for the mf tea.

Donate to Mutual Aid Louisiana: https://www.instagram.com/p/CTyHzowlR-5/?utm_medium=copy_link

Brendan shows his true colors, Chris C makes the worst move and the hypocrisy level is way too high on this beach. We break down the Brendan/Pieper/Chris/Alana drama and how exactly everyone failed Natasha. Tune in for the tea!

Aaron and Demi's insecurity is leaking all over the beach, Kenny doesn't and then DOES understand what Mari meant, and Michelle's promo leaves our nonexistent wigs crooked. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and prepare for another week of madness. Tune in for the tea!

We are back with our season four premiere! Here's a long juicy episode about the first THREE episodes of Bachelor In Paradise, Season 7. The Love Man Posse has not disbanded, white girl tears start at the first sign of confrontation, and apparently Tahz dated Tre's Uncle. Also, we quickly recap Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea.

On this week's episode we cover the finale and ATFR of Katie's season of The Bachelorette which was 1 hour too long.
We see an engagement, a creepy mega idol, an angry auntie, and watch Katie give Greg a LARGE piece of her mind.

Tune in for our recap and some Bachelor Nation news

Greg throws the biggest hissy fit of all time and walks on out of Katie's life leaving only a creepy in memoriam segment which makes it look like he is no longer with us on this mortal plane.
Somehow Justin waltzes into the final two and we have no idea what's going on.
We also cover some Bachelor Nation news and give you guys an update on what's going to happen for the finale and Season 4 of the pod.
Tune in for the hot takes and the tea. 

Michael A is a catch we hope Katie never hooks, Karl is coming for EVERYBODY at the Men Tell All, and Thomas' beard is giving next Bachelor. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and hash out Katie's defensive apology in which she admits she is indeed f**king stupid. Tune in for the tea.

Andrew S 'apology': https://www.instagram.com/p/CR1bamFlEIa/?utm_medium=copy_link

Greg is as enthusiastic about Katie as we were about this episode, Blake can never keep things PG and Mike P's love of his mom couldn't keep him on the show. Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news as usual and generally can't wait for this season to be over. Tune in for the tea!

This episode is dry as the Sahara but we discuss the 5 men leaving this episode, Johnny Bravo somehow still being on our screens and then head into Bachelor Nation news which includes shitty tweets from Men of Color, Paradise news and Katie blocking certain creators?

We spill the tea on this episode!
Get into it. 

Blake and Katie are unexpectedly cute, the men have the most ridiculous half-naked made-up-sport date, and wtf is up with Andrew S.? Also, we breakdown the midseason trailer and recap Bachelor Nation news. Tune in for the tea!

Be sure to email us your thoughts at theblachelorettes@gmail.com

Katie on Viall's files: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuD_DZ-Pmt8&ab_channel=NickViall (first few mins)

The men get waxes and show off their sexy talk, Andrew S is villiainized for having common sense and is this show actually called Men Tell A Woman Who To Date? Also, we briefly recap Bachelor Nation news, Too Hot Too Handle and Love Island UK. Tune in for the tea!

The men vote Karl off, we witness two emotional dates back to back and Thomas is a villain for... being honest? Also, we recap Bachelor Nation news and discuss Rachel Lindsay's juicy and enlightening article. Tune in for the tea and be sure to email your thoughts to theblachelorettes@gmail.com!

TRIGGER WARNING: 18:20 suicide and 19:50 rape/sexual assault.

Links:

Katie on Talking It Out: https://twitter.com/BachNationPods/status/1407367782761742336?s=20

Katie's interview with Glamour: https://www.glamour.com/story/the-bachelorette-katie-thurston-i-was-involved-in-a-situation-where-there-wasnt-consent

National Sexual Assualt Hotline: 800.656.HOPE http://online.rainn.org

Bachelor In Paradise spoilers: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/entertainment/tv/g36730838/bachelor-in-paradise-season-7-contestants/

Rachel's article: https://www.vulture.com/article/rachel-lindsay-the-bachelor-franchise.html#_ga=2.67148305.1039277351.1624318786-1608387094.1624318786

Black Bachelor Babes: https://www.instagram.com/blkbachbabes/

Bachelor Horoscopes: https://www.instagram.com/bachelorhoroscopes/?hl=en

Bachelor Data: https://www.instagram.com/bachelordata/?hl=en

A virgin is the greatest lover, we find out what a bucket toilet is, and is Karl the most annoying human on earth? Listen to us dissect the most boring episode for us yet (and we're only on episode 2).

Don't forget to send your thoughts to theblachelorettes@gmail.com!

Tayshia and Kaitlyn light up our screens, the men make some odd choices and Katie is into men cosplaying cats? Tune in to hear us breakdown the shortly-awaited season premiere of the Bachelorette and other breaking Bachelor Nation News. Email us your thoughts at theblachelorettes@gmail.com and we might read them on the show!

We follow Katie's lead and talk sex toys, we are tired of drama and trauma and we guess we're covering the next season of the Bachelorette (but we're not that happy about it). Tune in to hear us throw our thoughts around about the upcoming season and the Bachelor Nation franchise.

Email us at theblachelorettes@gmail.com and tell us your takes!

Katie meme:

https://www.instagram.com/p/CPWH8T1s3ue/?utm_medium=share_sheet

Daphne discovers wet dreams, Daphne and Simon go from zero to fingering, and we recap Bachelor Nation News. Tune in to hear the tea!

Matt finally does what we all knew he would, Emmanuel and Matt have a diet dialog about race and Michelle is our ONLY Bachelorette. Listen to us breakdown the Bachelor season finale and After The Rose.

This week, we make something out of nothing (since this episode was so boring). In other news, we are Michelle Young STANS, Bri can never get a good date, and is Matt dating a certain blonde??? Tune in for the tea.

We are officially a Michelle stan account. Also, Bri gets her revenge, Serena P. sends Matt home on his own show and we recap the Bachelor Nation drama of the week. Let's get into it.

King Clown needs to be fired, Matt says goodbye to half the women, and is there something racist about Aloe Blacc singing to a yt woman??? Tune in to find out

Jessenia clears Meredith from Ohio, Serena C. makes the reach of a lifetime, and Heather rolls up in a minivan. Let's get into it.

5 new WOC* enter the house, new girl Michelle saves the episode and Jhen and Lex actually disagree?! Tune in to hear the tea.

Will there ever be an episode where we DON'T complain about white women? Tune in to hear us break down all the mess this week

Matt puts Bri's and Sarah's lives at risk, the women play the most confusing wedding dress paint ball game ever, and Victoria is upset that none of that has anything to do with her. Listen to us break down episode 2 of The Bachelor.

Ivan was done dirty, Ben magically can express himself and Tayshia finally gets her man! Listen to us recap the two episode season finale!

Tayshia cut FOUR guys loose, ABC is really on some BS and Ben is yet another emotionally unavailable, self-sabotaging man. Listen to us recap the TWO episodes we got this week.

Tayshia puts Noah in his place, the men get caught lying and Demar got sent home?!?! Let's unpack

Maybe wedding shoots aren't the best first dates? Also, the men go deep, Eazy thought he had it in the bag and we list our top threes.

Cow intestines aren't that gross, ok guys? Also, Bennett from Harvard tries to rap, the men's orgasms bring us to tears and Noah's top lip can't seem to find his bottom lip. Shhh Noah, shhhhh.

What happened this episode? Nothing. Listen to us talk about it anyway.

The men perk up the minute Tayshia walks in, Ivan actually talks and we're rudely interrupted by Clare and Dale AGAIN. Listen in as we wrap up this weeks episode of #TheBachelorette

Chris drops an f-bomb on Clare, Clare and Dale declare their love and our new Bachelorette enters the scene at the midnight hour. Listen to us as we wrap up this week's episode of #TheBachelorette

Clare is in love an ting, Chris told Zach gweh and Yosef is lucky he didn't choose the wrong one. Hear us talk about this and so much more as we give our thoughts on the latest Bachelorette episode!

In this week's podcast we recap episode 2 of The Bachelorette. What did we think of all the group date drama? Or Jason's 'dark past'? Did Brandon fumble the bag? Listen and find out.

The Bachelorette has finally premiered this week! Join us as we recap what went down. Did Clare have stars in her eyes when she met Dale? Who called themselves a tall drink of water? Did we care about Tyler C and Yosef's beef? Listen and find out!

Join us as we recap the final two episodes of Dating Around's season 2. But first, the men of #Clayshia's Bachelorette season have been introduced by Chris Harrison. Tune in to hear us dish about the new crop of men!

In this episode, we recap episodes 3 & 4 of Dating Around's season 2. Did Deva have a trainwreck date? Was Heather a little too lit? Before we get into it, we catch up on all the latest drama happening in #Bachelornation. Listen to find out the latest and share your thoughts with us on Twitter and Instagram at @blachelorettes.

Join us as we catch up on #Bachelornation drama and recap episodes 1 & 2 of Dating Around's season 2. Did Justin choose the right person? Is Ben TOO nice? Listen to find out our thoughts and don't forget to share yours with us at @blachelorettes on Twitter and Instagram!