Really Good Advice for New Moms - A Satirical Podcast About ParentingNov 17, 2021
SELF CARE FOR NEW MOMS: Preserving Your Peace By Limiting Your Family Size [MID-SEASON FINALE]
We're not talking about chairs made for bears who are being burgled by a weirdo little girl with insufficient adult supervision and we're not even talking about penises, you silly goose. We're talking about family size!
Sources used in this episode:
What Couples with Children Argue About Most by Nicholas Zill on Institute For Family Studies
ASK BLANDY: Making The Holidays Special for Young Kids
Hey, we have a website right here! Wow! So shiny!
Self Care For New Moms: Quality Time & Connection With Your Kid
[EXPLICIT] The ladies are back to discuss how spending time with your kids is self care. Kierstin has a lot of excuses per usual about why she was MIA from the podcast last week. Meanwhile, Blandy recalls a thrilling and dangerous encounter in the woods and Plevin reveals some disturbing behavior in this latest episode of Really Good Advice For New Moms.
Get excited, Mama Bears!
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The Real Kierstin - No Episode This Week
What's up, Mama Bears? The Real Kierstin pops in to let ya'll know that the past week has been bananas and, consequently, Blandy, Kierstin and Plevin will be silent this week.
Missing the girls? Go look at pictures of them on their poorly constructed website!
ASK BLANDY: Missing My Baby at Work
Happy Hump Day, Mama Bears! Blandy's back from the comfort of a hospital bed to offer her Really Good Advice on how to handle missing your little one while you're at work. Meanwhile, Kierstin is ferret-sitting and it's not going swimmingly at all. Yikes!
Self Care For New Moms: Listening to Your Body
[EXPLICIT] Kierstin Reszka wants to know, have you taken a minute lately to listen to your body? Not just your stomach gurgles and weird throat groans but you know, the deep down stuff? In today's episode her and Blandy get learn to get curious about our body's cues instead of ignoring them to play video games all day. I mean parent! Parent! Because this is a podcast about how to parent.
Also, Plevin requests a controlled substance that rocks Kierstin and Blandy's world so hard that they both almost crap themselves.
ASK BLANDY: How to Refute Your Child's Vaccines
Self Care For New Moms: Should I See a Therapist?
ASK BLANDY: How Do I Have a Mess Free House With Kids?
Self Care For New Moms: Not Giving a F*ck!
ASK BLANDY: How to Tell Your Boss You’re Pregnant
Self Care For New Moms: Uncancelled
MASSIVE UPDATE: We Got a Mic!
ASK BLANDY: Will I Poop Giving Birth?
ASK BLANDY: How to Hide a Pregnancy
This Podcast is Cancelled
How to Safely Install a Car Seat
How to Have Fun When You Have a Baby: Mocktails with Stacia
Strategies to Stop Hating Your Partner After Baby
Why Do I Hate My Husband After Having a Baby?
Why doesn’t my husband help with the baby? Why is my husband so lazy? Why does my husband smell so bad? The ladies are back in action after a three month hiatus, with a very special episode on the topic of completely loathing your partner after the new baby has arrived. Other subjects covered include Burger King and Subway. #nottruecrime #notaboutcoronavirus
Can't get enough of Kierstin and Blandy? Check out their website for more fun!