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The Turd Prophecy

Irish Science FictionJan 20, 2022

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Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger - Chapter 12
May 31, 202315:08
Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger - Chapter 11
May 24, 202314:16
Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger - Chapter 10
May 17, 202315:55
Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger - Chapter 9
May 10, 202314:42
Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger - Chapter 8
May 03, 202314:16
Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger - Chapter 7
Apr 26, 202321:28
Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger - Chapter 6
Apr 19, 202315:05
An car crash of an interview on the JR podcast -plan was to promote 'The Turd Prophecy', but podcasting is never straightforward.

An car crash of an interview on the JR podcast -plan was to promote 'The Turd Prophecy', but podcasting is never straightforward.

I was lucky enough to be interviewed on the Jay Ryan podcast to promote 'The Turd Prophecy'. It all went wrong, but that's podcasting for ya. On the plus side Chapter 6 of 'Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger' is out this week ...it's a contrast to the first five with only half the protagonists making it out the other side.

If ya want to give the Turd a go it's in episodic or one big download format on here -I promise you'll never have heard anything like it, and also that you'll laugh.

Apr 10, 202305:22
Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger - Chapter 5
Apr 07, 202315:41
Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger - Chapter 4
Mar 29, 202310:27
Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger - Chapter 3
Mar 29, 202311:48
Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger - Chapter 2
Mar 15, 202323:49
Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger - Chapter 1
Mar 08, 202318:07
The Lieutenant Bungalow and Captain Halfmilkcarton Podcast - Episode 3

The Lieutenant Bungalow and Captain Halfmilkcarton Podcast - Episode 3

Recorded in outer space, this podcast is one of the most unmotociously splendid examples of Martian interplanetary broadcasting. In Episode 3 Captain Halfmilkcarton hosts from the studio while Lieutenant Bungalow visits medieval Earth. Some mild Martian cursing.

Mar 01, 202306:03
Martian anti-sleep solar system record attempt

Martian anti-sleep solar system record attempt

Captain Halfmilkcarton attempts to be the first martian never to sleep

Feb 27, 202302:32
The world record build up to a pun

The world record build up to a pun

Claiming  the world record (along with Jay Starliper) for 'Longest build up to a  pun' ...clocking in at 148 seconds plus change. Set on 26/2/2023 in  Sligo, Ireland at 18:38pm. 8 deg Celsius. 4kph NE wind. The gauntlet is  down.

Feb 26, 202303:30
War of the Worlds 2022 audio drama
Dec 29, 202230:59
War of the Worlds 2022, with an all star cast of voice actors and original soundtrack ...out Dec 30th

War of the Worlds 2022, with an all star cast of voice actors and original soundtrack ...out Dec 30th

War of the Worlds 2022 -have you been marmstickled?

Dec 24, 202202:05
A Martian Christmas

A Martian Christmas

Seasons Greetings from Mars

Dec 10, 202202:19
The ghost of Templehouse

The ghost of Templehouse

The voice skills of comedians Jay Starliper and Michelle Calpin in 'The Ghost of Templehouse'. A phone call to SFF Chronicles -the  official podcast of the world's largest Sci-Fi & Fantasy community.  The Martian Space Force Ghostbusting division is on mission.

Dec 09, 202202:30
Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger - preview

Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger - preview

My new Sci-Fi novel. ‘Nancy Goodaim, Space Ranger’. Blasting off in early ’23. Inspired by, and written  to accompany, the cover art by Aly Fell. To get an idea of the  storytelling style you can inflict 3.5 hours of ‘The Turd Prophecy’ on  yourself -free on all platforms, and in the list below.

Dec 03, 202201:53
The Wrong Celestial Body

The Wrong Celestial Body

An Irish comedy SF tribute to Artemis 1

Nov 23, 202200:57
The Blather of Ailnasearcagh

The Blather of Ailnasearcagh

A 90 second audio story

Nov 08, 202201:55
What is Warp Speed?

What is Warp Speed?

Would ya trust Captain Kirk? The man knows little to nothing about spaceships

Jun 20, 202202:04
Life, the Universe, and The South Sligo Jet-Bus Service

Life, the Universe, and The South Sligo Jet-Bus Service

MINDFULNESS thru IRISH SCIENCE FICTION. A 60 second course. LIFE, THE  UNIVERSE, and The South Sligo Jet-Bus Service ...comedian Jay Starliper  puts things in perspective.

May 13, 202201:25
GULLMAN

GULLMAN

John Colleary is GULLMAN -Sligo's newest superhero, and one of only 26 operating the Sligo/Leitrim/South Donegal territory.

May 13, 202201:09
Beezie's Zenolob

Beezie's Zenolob

John Colleary and Jay Ryan in 93 seconds of Irish Horror -possibly the scariest minute and a half of Irish Horror ever recorded. Not suitable for small children. Or anyone with a nervous disposition. Or from Drumshanbo.

Apr 30, 202201:34
The Sligo Dalek

The Sligo Dalek

A micro Dr Who drama with Storyteller Jay Ryan -based on the short story 'Density of the Daleks' by Paranoid Marvin

Apr 30, 202201:17
Agents Irene, Spatula and Special Agent Sockenpowder (Episode 2)

Agents Irene, Spatula and Special Agent Sockenpowder (Episode 2)

Michelle Calpin in a West Ballysadare Gothic Horror

Apr 20, 202201:58
I warned ye not to do it...

I warned ye not to do it...

Michelle Calpin in a West Ballysadare Gothic Horror

Apr 20, 202200:35
Incognito Ergo Sum

Incognito Ergo Sum

Jay Starliper as Lieutenant Bungalow of the Martian Space Force, some sneaky Neptunians, and the blockade of Earth.

Apr 15, 202201:39
Think of the littler picture

Think of the littler picture

A tribute to Flukey Gorman and the All Night Party, with Michelle Calpin and John Colleary

Apr 13, 202200:36
Whatever Happens in Hyperspace, stays in Hyperspace

Whatever Happens in Hyperspace, stays in Hyperspace

Jay Ryan and Michelle Calpin in a West of Ireland Micro SF drama about interstellar travel, and lasagne.

Apr 12, 202201:00
Galluntium Badanticle Engineering

Galluntium Badanticle Engineering

A phone call gone wrong, featuring comedian John Colleary

Apr 11, 202200:29
The Turd Prophecy

The Turd Prophecy

The greatest mid 90’s acid rave space adventure you never heard yet

Jan 20, 202203:38:49
Chapter 19 - The big showdown.

Chapter 19 - The big showdown.

A July day in South Sligo during the mid 1990s.

Dec 09, 202113:36
Chapter 18 - A cosmic prophecy, Larry Gogan and an extraterrestrial sniper.

Chapter 18 - A cosmic prophecy, Larry Gogan and an extraterrestrial sniper.

Kevin remonstrates with Gerry Mc Loughlin.

Dec 09, 202113:05
Chapter 17 - The narrator says 13, but don't heed that fella.

Chapter 17 - The narrator says 13, but don't heed that fella.

Kevin decides to single handedly save humanity.

Dec 09, 202111:21
Chapter 16 - Extraterrestrial insults, The Great Wall of China and a squadron of alien fighters.

Chapter 16 - Extraterrestrial insults, The Great Wall of China and a squadron of alien fighters.

The gang rescue Faf and Martina.

Dec 09, 202111:38
Chapter 15 - The battle of Corran Hill

Chapter 15 - The battle of Corran Hill

Sandra finds a space radio.

Dec 09, 202110:22
Chapter 14 - Atlantic 252, Rodney Rice, the smell of shite and a Photon Cannon

Chapter 14 - Atlantic 252, Rodney Rice, the smell of shite and a Photon Cannon

Pa and Gerry are forced to retreat.

Dec 09, 202111:20
Chapter 13 - A cigarette lighter, an army of extraterrestrials and the view from space.

Chapter 13 - A cigarette lighter, an army of extraterrestrials and the view from space.

Faf and Martina find a spot to hide in.

Dec 09, 202114:25
Chapter 12 - The most formidable fighting spacecraft the Universe has ever known, and some toe juice.

Chapter 12 - The most formidable fighting spacecraft the Universe has ever known, and some toe juice.

The Humans strike again, but this time they have a plan.

Dec 09, 202107:40
Chapter 11 - A missing stereo, The Merlin of Chaos, Hybobolus Clune and Dutch Gold.

Chapter 11 - A missing stereo, The Merlin of Chaos, Hybobolus Clune and Dutch Gold.

The gang regroup at Gerry Mc Loughlin's house.

Dec 09, 202114:49
Chapter 10 - Shapeshifting Archons, The smell of Cheese, Polished Carbon and a Japanese hard-drive.

Chapter 10 - Shapeshifting Archons, The smell of Cheese, Polished Carbon and a Japanese hard-drive.

The gang are forced into a retreat.

Dec 09, 202111:54
Chapter 9 - Extraterrestrial toilet facilities, a regular demon and the annihilation of the Human race.

Chapter 9 - Extraterrestrial toilet facilities, a regular demon and the annihilation of the Human race.

The gang struggle to find their way around the Zardonian spaceship.

Dec 09, 202113:02
Chapter 8 - A Ford Transit, NASA, freshly cut undergrowth and a suspicious breakfast.

Chapter 8 - A Ford Transit, NASA, freshly cut undergrowth and a suspicious breakfast.

Humanity's first Superluminal voyage.

Dec 09, 202110:46
Chapter 7 - A Terra Class Warship, Gurteen and Magnum PI

Chapter 7 - A Terra Class Warship, Gurteen and Magnum PI

The human defense of planet Earth begins.

Dec 09, 202110:35
Chapter 6 - The normal way of doing things, and the way ya need to do things.

Chapter 6 - The normal way of doing things, and the way ya need to do things.

The world's first Superluminal Hyperdrive.

Dec 09, 202104:31
Chapter 5 - A Strawberry Fair, Billy the Rant, Interdimensional Beings of Light, and some chaos (but not lots).

Chapter 5 - A Strawberry Fair, Billy the Rant, Interdimensional Beings of Light, and some chaos (but not lots).

The gang return to the woods.

Dec 07, 202113:17
Chapter 4 - Spam, Elvis, International drug smuggling, LSD, nuclear meltdown and an ashtray

Chapter 4 - Spam, Elvis, International drug smuggling, LSD, nuclear meltdown and an ashtray

The gang visit Gerry Mc Loughlin's house.

Dec 03, 202112:42
Chapter 3 - Gerry McLoughlin is a bollox

Chapter 3 - Gerry McLoughlin is a bollox

Kevin tries to create a launch strip, while the others go looking for spaceship parts.

Nov 29, 202108:57
Chapter 2 - The acid party on Corran Hill

Chapter 2 - The acid party on Corran Hill

Kevin needs to find a microchip so he can save the human race from annihilation.

Nov 28, 202112:44
Chapter 1 - The Invasion

Chapter 1 - The Invasion

Nobody would have believed that in the last years of the twentieth century our human affairs were being watched form the timeless worlds of space. Few people would have considered the possibility of a vicious extraterrestrial invasion force arriving into our solar system. Or that it would be defeated by six crusties in a Ford Transit.

But such is the way of the Universe.

Here is their story...

Nov 25, 202112:05
One minute intro to The Third Prophecy of Hybobolus Clune

One minute intro to The Third Prophecy of Hybobolus Clune

Kaisen Shimasen. Every Zardonian knows the words, but no  Zardonian can say what they mean. The two word automated message became  the last transmission from a missing flagship. They have been carved  into a monument outside Zardonian spacefleet headquarters, to preserve  the enigma.

A science fiction adventure in 19 parts set in the Irish rave scene of the 1990’s  (between County Sligo, and outer space). The plot has a group of friends  return from an outdoor party to watch the president’s address scene  from the alien invasion film ‘Independence Day’. They manage to confuse  the scene with reality, and set out to help save humanity -only to find  themselves in the middle of a separate, and real, extraterrestrial  invasion.

One minute of sound to let ye know what's in store...

Nov 24, 202100:59