
Suitable Stories for the Discerning Adult
By Brigid Mahony

Suitable Stories for the Discerning AdultApr 24, 2021

I Scream, You Scream
When Kevin Marshall, top ice-cream salesman in Seasidle Bay, is kidnapped by some men in sharp Italian suits, will he be given an offer he can't refuse?

Get to the Point
Something's afoot at the Marks & Spencer changing rooms...

We Suffer to Be Beautiful
Despite her mum's advice, Isabel goes and gets her ears pierced. She reckons she's old enough but is mum right after all?

A Cold Day in Hell
Hades' job is threatened when new kid Satan arrives in Hell. But is looking after the damned really the job for him?

Y Una Foto De Su Gato Tambien
Jenny’s holiday is ruined when her bag is stolen, but will her cat help her solve the mystery?

My Stale Bread Brings All the Ducks to the Pond
When Maggie takes her daughter Katie to feed the ducks, she is threatened by an uber yummy mummy, until Mother Nature intervenes...

The Martyrdom of St Valentine
When the wife of the deacon approaches Father Kevin with some surprising news, he advises her as best he can. Would a dog save her marriage? Or is everything not as it seems?

Like a Lamb to the Slaughter
Two worthy opponents face each other in the chess tournament - but is chess really the thing on their minds?

Part 3 of 3 - Going Through the Motions
As Mother Nature takes her course on Banjo, will Sarah have a happy ending? Banjo #3

Part 2 of 3 - Flores Para Las Muertas
Banjo is settled in his new Kent home. But when Sarah's boyfriend does the unexpected, Banjo's helpfulness leads to trouble. Banjo #2

Part 1 of 3 - One Day Away From Retirement
Banjo is nearly eight, and therefore heading towards retirement. But is it really what he wants? Banjo #1

The Jubilee Line
Richard Grady, policeman extraordinaire, goes dating, and explains his job. Someone is hacking off hair on the Jubilee line! Can he catch them, before it's too late?

A Fairy Merry Christmas
The Christmas tree fairy works her magic on an unusual domestic scene.

Letters to Lapland
Year 2 at St Mary’s have written letters to father Christmas. But, as their teacher confidently asserts, you won’t find anything personal in them…

A Cracking Joke
William's Christmas cracker joke is ruined by his nan, who decides to explain the 'facts of life'.

What A Performance
An actress tries for the role of Mary in the amateur dramatic production of Nativity... but would she be better suited as an angel?

Redemption On The Rocks
Gordon Everett’s life is transformed when he discovers God.

Late To The Party
Mr Braithwaite moves to a new care home and brings his lovely records with him.

Having Nun Of It
Naughty schoolgirl Zuzanna finds herself singing for survival against her headmistress, Sister Veronica.

Cheers!
Dad drops a bombshell... or three... during his wedding speech.

Ecrulips
Pauline, a hotel manager from Essex, battles with the ultimate bridezilla, Belinda.