Cinema Supercollider

An action movie starring Marjoe Gortner (and the daredevil Evel Knievel.) Kind of a dud but with lotsa motorcycle stunts, a drunk Gene Kelly, an exploding Porsche, and an evil, drug-lord mastermind played by Leslie Nielsen.

In this classic episode, we talk about the 1978 made for TV movie, featuring the “funny” Beatle of the same name, Ringo! It’s a heartwarming tale of two Ringos one famous and the other not, that sing their way through 45 minutes of weirdness.

The first of our "March-O-Gortner" episodes is the explosive 1972 documentary about the former evangelical firebrand, Marjoe Gortner

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 2006 movie, Curse of the Wolf by Len Kabasinski!  Werewolves? Check. Lots of fight scenes? Check.  Plot, acting and color grading?  NOPE.

A tale of the love of a gerontologist for a marine biologist in a time of global warming which is acidifying the oceans and giving cancer to marine mammals...such as seals.

In this classic episode, we take a look at James Nguyen's infamous low budget thriller, Birdemic: Shock and Terror, complete with spruce bark beetles, motel hangers and exploding bird GIFs.

It's Morbin' Time!  In this episode, we take a look at the 2022 Marvel science vampire movie, Morbius, and discuss the good, the bad and the batty.

In this classic episode, we take a look at David Hasselhoff's entry in the Marvel Universe (before the MCU actually was a thing) as he takes on the bad guys as Nick Fury and Megan gets a major goon crush.

Ocean's Eleven on a cheap airplane set, with a wild Kelsey Grammar and an old pro wrestler. What could go wrong?

Tobe Hooper, Patrick Stewart, Steve Railsback, Henry Mancini, and an extremely nude Mathilda May can't save this turgid epic story of space vampires.

In this classic episode, we take a look at Nothing But Trouble, a film that some people seem to really love (especially comedians) and some people find mindbogglingly awful and disgusting (especially Megan).

The Canon Films Sword-and-Sandals retelling of the classic Seven Samurai story.

In this classic episode, Vincent Price is a snubbed actor taking revenge on the critics that panned his life's work in truly Shakespearian fashion.

In this classic episode, a scientist falls prey to the schemings of an obnoxious extraterrestrial in this cult classic from Roger Corman.  

Futuristic gelatin-faced robots Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters fall in love and wander around in the woods with a baby robot voiced by Jerry Garcia

In this classic episode, we take a look at Massage Parlor of Death, a low-budget horror movie involving an illegal massage parlor, a resurrection plot and the laziest fake blood/tomato sauce gore.

This film pretty much delivers on its title.

In this classic episode, we take a look at the bizarre star turn by Vanilla Ice as he raps and motorcycles his way into our hearts in Cool as Ice.

Tae Kwan Do champion and filmmaker Y. K. Kim proves that music, friendship and martial arts can destroy a drug cartel of evil Ninjas, bringing about world peace. Or something like that...

In this classic episode, we take a look at saccharine, paint by number holiday movies from the Hallmark Channel - Christmas Under Wraps and The Christmas Cottage. 

In this classic episode, we take a look at the 1951 holiday comedy, The Lemon Drop Kid, starring Bob Hope.

Run, run, as fast as you can Can't catch Gary Busey, he's the Gingerdead Man. Serial killer comes back from the dead in the form of a gingerbread man in order to exact revenge on the woman who sent him to the gas chamber.

In this classic episode, we take a look at a variety of Christmas holiday TV specials from across the ages including the Judy Garland Christmas Special, The Carpenters: A Christmas Portrait and He-Man & She-Ra: A Christmas Special.

Hulk Hogan has to become Santa Claus and save the orphanage from Ed Begley Jr. in this flaccid action comedy.

The holiday season is upon us!  We kick things off with one of the absolute worst, most offensive films we've ever talked about on this podcast - Nutcracker in 3D.

A group of "orpans" comprised of key members of "The Brat Pack" go on a revenge-fueled rampage in the old west, accompanied by Billy The Kid. Soundtrack albums ensued.

Classic Episode Friday!  Bad Ben proves that all you need to make a movie is some equipment, a location and a dream.  Megan stans Nigel Bach.

A movie about a film about a TV show about a zombie attack about covers it.

Possibly the worst film ever, Things is a "Canucksploitation" picture about a couple of hosers hangin' out in their kitchen drinking beer.   Occasionally they wander into a different part of the house where something really fucked up is happening. They encounter mutilation,  giant bugs, and countless other THINGS, sending them all into a tailspin. 

In this classic Cinema Supercollider episode, we take a look at City Dragon, a confusing mix of womanizing, rapping and martial arts starring MC Kung Fu and Philthy Phil.

A tough Alabama cop, played by football hall-of-famer Brian Bosworth, is blackmailed by the FBI into going undercover in a violent Mississippi biker gang.

On this classic episode of Cinema Supercollider, we take a look at the 1982 horror film (and third installment of the Halloween franchise), Halloween 3: Season of the Witch.

The 1973 film The Baby tells the story of a social worker who investigates an eccentric family which includes "Baby", a 21-year-old  man who acts like an infant.