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Groff the Chain is back, along with a surprising update on Nick Groff's exit from Ghost Adventures! In other news: Pervert Proverbs.

We solved the mystery of the Mummy Nun. We also have a special visitor, a Time Witch, to tell us about out moons. Just listen, it'll make sense. Maybe...

Justy Boy has an amazing poem loosely based on his childhood in Revere, MA. We also talk about Alan Jackson's daddy and the lyrics for his silly country tune "Drive (For Daddy Gene)" and then we have another installment of the fan favorite segment Making a Muscle Boy!

Two words: Cyber Theory.

You want some new Tough Guy Poetry? How about a Truckdate? Tindergarten Cops, you say? Sure! Just hit play, you freak.

Hey look, another 69th episode and it's hornier than ever! We have some peepee-related news articles to discuss, a round of Pervert Proverbs of course, and what may be the greatest AI-generated story of all time. It's called Whistleblowers and it stars Jesse "The Body" Ventura and a bunch of sexy Illuminati reptoids. Enjoy!

Chatbot Poetry (featuring ChatGPT), Butterman, and Clickbait Headlines are all here to grace your ears.

It was hard not to call this episode "Baby 2: Pig City," but I felt "To Suck A Thug" may be more fitting because this episode revolves heavily around the hit song My Neck, My Back by Khia. We also dissect the lyrics(?) of Junkie Man by Rancid. Spelling Bee and Missed Connections (Canadian Edition) are also featured!

We have a great idea for a new show on Vice. It involves Action Bronson putting his life in danger in order to eat every meatball. We also have a nice selection of Googie Reviewbies!

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We have a bucket of Pervert Proverbs and some prank calls! Now enjoy this list of alternate episode titles we considered:

Chatbot Poetry and Tindergarten Cops are back with a vengeance! Please enjoy responsibly.

Justy Boy is taking us back to school and sharing some childhood relics. Also, Brain War!

Curtis is back from Costa Rica and he's talkin' about the mysterious "squish lizard" a little bit. He also has a musical mash-up you will not want to miss...

A portal fulla Perverts!

Today, we're talking about several Updates, Curtis kind of introduces a "new" segment called Why Come? and challenges Justy Boy to a new guessing game involving isolated vocal noises. Then, we close it out with a round of I Love This Business.

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Hello! We've finally figured out what the heck Davey Havok is saying in AFI's "Dancing Through Sunday." Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections, Curtis chopped n' screwed that "Bugle Boogie Boy Bee" song, and we educate ourselves on Gen Z slang. Thanks for listening!

Ya'll asked for it, so Spelling Bee is back! We also have a new installment of The Book of 2 Chainz, a Mumpdate (mummy update), our review of an old Kerrang interview with Jonathan Davis of KoЯn, and much more. Believe me, this one's a true banger. Thanks for listening!

This one's got ropes! It's got Pervert Proverbs! It's got Alfred Hitchcock! Oh, and the effects of medicine withdrawals... Enjoy!

It's a new dawn for computer creatures (artificial intelligence) and we're more than prepared to exploit this creepy new tech for the sake of absurd comedy. We're doing exactly that on this episode. We have A.I.-generated song lyrics in a new segment called Chatbot Poetry and very glitchy (meaning extra funny) text-to-speech voice models from Uberduck.

Additionally, we have a new installment of Googie Reviewbies and Curtis predicts a new aesthetic movement: Covidcore.

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I hope you like sound effects! We've got a lot of 'em. We also have a brand new POME from Justy Boy, some shrimp news, prank calls, and a new trivia segment: Crash Course!!!! There's other stuff in there too, soooooo...

Mr. Robert Zombie has some words for you. We can't really tell what those words are, but we can certainly give our best guess! It's also time to review some of the most searched terms on PornHub in 2022 and some strange banned hashtags on Instagram.

Do you remember the classic David Fincher film Pincer from 2000 starring Morgan Freeman as a detective uncovering a mystery involving a surreptitious invasion of Earth by a race of shrimp-lobster-alien's and their human hybrid offspring? What a picture!

Strap in for a rottin' tootin' mud truckin' good time as we discuss what a good ol' boy's truck says about him.

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We answer the internet's burning questions, then Governor/Fighter/Frogman Jesse Ventura is back and he's prepared to exchange blows with Donald Trump. And speaking of Trump, we've got a nasty batch of Pervert Proverbs, too!

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Making a Muscle Boy is back with a vengeance! We also have a brand new segment called The People in the Comments and so much more.

We finally took down the Liver King. Yeah, that was us. You're welcome!

"Prioritize. Execute. Do." - Nostradingus

Googie Reviewbies is back with a vengeance and it's brought Missed Connections with it! Don't miss this absolute unit, listen now!

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Today's main event is a new segment we're calling Slamazon! We also tried one called Gucci Bane, but the results were mixed... but in a good way? Listen and tell us what you think!

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The Book of 2 Chainz is back, but before that, Justy Boy presents a new Jabroni Jamboree. Oh, and we close the episode with I Love This Business!

This one's gonna make you squirt. Simple as that. It's an instant classic. We got Pervert Proverbs, we got Buttermans, and we got a new segment called Brain War! What else do you people need?!

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This one's getting real spooky and real sexxxy, so put your stupid kids to bed. Olivia is here to share her nasty cryptid fanfiction and we guarantee there won't be a dry panty in the room. We're also chatting with some local ghosts via spirit box, among other Ghostober endeavors. Enjoy responsibly!

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Happy heckoween! In this special treat we're joined by the one and only BWETTTTTTT to watch Uwe Boll's House of the Dead (2003).

This episode is more fun than a "barrel full of supernatural," as Nick Groff would say. That's right, Groff the Chain is back with a vengeance! We also talk politics (uh-oh), have a Spooky Bee, and Justy Boy reads a new Ghostober POME. Enjoy!

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You ready for more spookies? You better be! We're talkin' Frankensteins, skeletons, Draculas, and mad scientists! Oh, and don't forget the TikTok time traveler. Did you know humanity is effed? Listen for more details!

Don't miss this Ghostober episode, it's really good. We met a demon named Febus, what else do you need to know? We sifted through some backwards music to hunt for secret Satans and also had an A.I. write us a spooky story for a robot to read to us. Like I said, this one's really good.

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And so begins the Ghostober festivities, sooooo...

We got Are You Afraid of the Dark? commentary, spooky Rope Hero, and spooky Spelling Bee. Bring a change of paaaantyyyy...

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Spooky Reviewbies are here! We also have another edition of It Really Makes You Think... and then we pick apart a Rusted Roots song. WTF he sayin????

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You're gonna hear from some real ghosts in this episode, so be ready... Other topics include: pumpkin bote (sic), pope dubauchery (sic), robot catfish bios, and a round of I Love This Business.

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We're back! We're answering some of life's deepest philosophical questions in a new segment called It Really Makes You Think... Plus, we start our preparations for Ghostober 2022 and then two failed Buttermans lead to some new discoveries in songs from both KoRn and Shaggy!

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"WE GON BEAT BING BONG!"

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Guess who's back

Back again

Hoss is back

Tell a friend

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Sorry ladies, this one's for the boys! Wait, no, I'm kidding, please still listen. Today we're making fun of country music, specifically songs considered to be "manly," whatever the heck that means.

Listen, the title says it all. We've got Pervert Proverbs, our re-worked version of "Supercharger Heaven," and some isolated vocal tracks!

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There's a yogi on the internet who's obsessed with his own cumshot. Not sure what else you need to know... Oh, Tindergarten Cops returns. So there's that too. Thanks for listening!

Did you know that God can speak through humans? He just doesn't use English, or any other earthly tongue. Don't know why. Maybe you can decipher some of his messages. Listen and let us know! You'll also hear some Missed Connections and some more Jesse Ventura interview gems!

Justy Boy prophesizes the future of Humankind. Then we discuss our findings in our ongoing "Super Charger Heaven" experiment (now titled Slob Zombie), followed by some superb Googie Reviewbies!

You don't want to miss this one, folks! Here are just a few things to look forward to in this extra thicc episode (in no particular order):

Justy Boy got his hands on some letters written to his sister from Korean teenage English students and they are truly interesting. And back by popular demand is part 2 of the infamous Jesse Ventura hypercut podcast interview. We also talk alien hair, Kate Nash, and FOOTBALL!

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Making a Muscle Boy is finally back with a new set of legendary fighters! Justy Boy also brought some Missed Connections, this time from Southie, bro. But before all that, we spoke to some ghosts...

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We have a highlight reel of Jesse "The Body" Ventura talking about basically nothing yet saying so much. It's hilarious. Also, we have some yearbook bios to review and some very captivating news stories to talk about. They may or may not contain piss. Thanks for listening!

We have ourselves a two person roundtable to discuss the flag. The flag. The only flag. We also have some Googie Reviewbies (working title) and a real nice round of I Love This Business! In addition, we have a world premiere cover of Bruce Springsteen's "I'm on Fire" for you. Thanks for listening!

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Curtis got COVID, so this episode was recorded remotely. Don't let that scare ya though, Justy Boy has an excellent forty dollar gaming headset... We've got a bunch of top-notch Pervert Proverbs for you in addition to a very mysterious Truckdate! G'head, listen!

Jazz comedy is a type of improv we invented very early on in the life of this podcast. It's when our goofs cannot be constrained to the standards set by the mainstream, just like jazz music but dumb. This episode gets wacky, but we do have some topics: "Ghost Adventures House Calls," Listener Questions, "Bubble Boy," and more!

We took the liberty of isolating some more vocal tracks from an assortment of songs. Curtis even did some choppin' and screwin' of those vocals to a very satisfying end. You'll love what you hear! Also, we've got a "Cryptid" Update and some fantastic Pervert Proverbs.

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The Cool Parents Travel Agency has you covered! We're visiting some businesses, calling some others, and creating our own in I Love This Business! Also, did you know seagulls are space aliens?

Hey there, slimes! You wanna hear about some real cool kids in a 2006 high school yearbook? We got that! You wanna hear about some missed connections and "activities" on CraigsList? Well stop reading this and press play, you PERVERT.

We've got a new segment to take for a spin called Round Trip Translations and an oldie but goodie, Tindergarten Cops! Give it a listen and tell your friends!

We brought our A game to this one, folks, so strap in! Or strap on, because we've got Pervert Proverbs. We also answer your burning questions about all kinds of stuff upon which we are the authority.

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Google reviews are back! We also discuss the lyrics of a song called "On the River" by Young Dolph. 

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Are you up for something new? You'd better be, cuz we got a couple two tree new segments runnin' wild! Cowpoke Poetry, Hoss Fooey (AKA Horse Code), and Message Board Confessional all make their debuts alongside a new installment of Spelling Bee. Enjoy!

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We have to talk about rope and loam.

A Pervert Proverb for the ages! We also cover the lyrics of "Stuntin' Like my Daddy" by Little Wayne and Birdman. The main event: a sexxxy Jurassic Park fanfiction written almost entirely by an A.I.

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We return to the confusing depths of high school senior yearbook photos and comb through the lyrics of Kid Rock's latest abortion, "We The People."

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We also talk a little Meatloaf and play a Justy Boy original guessing game, Jabroni Jamboree!

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We're back with new business reviews from Google and another installment of The Book of 2 Chainz! Come on, GIT IT!

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Welcome to the second season of the Cool Parents Podcast! New here? Don't worry, jump right in and we'll get you up to date in no time.

We've got a new segment for a new season in which we discuss user reviews of random small businesses across the country. We also take a look at PornHub's year-end search trends for 2021.

You'll also hear an old Christmas song we recorded years ago. It's about tugjobs and stuff! 

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Beware the Order of the Beet!

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If you don't know what a crumhorn or an assjob is, you're not alone. Come along with us and learn as we parse OnlyFans category tags! We also play some Mad Libs and discuss Peter Popoff's "Miracle Spring Water." Thanks for listening!

This one's a banger! We got Tindergarten Cops, Tough Guy Poetry (a new pile of shit from Kid Rock), and a phone call to a new celebrity "guest." Check 'er out!

Well? Do she?

We've got some pretty incredible Pervert Proverbs for this one. We also take a look at the lyrics of "Like Me" by 2 Chainz in a brand new installment of The Book of 2 Chainz!

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You cannot squaredance in a circle. You also cannot listen to this spooky Ghostober episode (featuring special guest Olivia) without getting aroused by cryptozoological smut!

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Ghostober is in full effect, so we've got a new Groff the Chain for you and an Are You Afraid of the Dark? episode commentary!

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Ghostober is here! We have to talk about the spookiest ghost of them all: the Holy Ghost. Oh, and also mummies, Draculas, etc.

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Did you forget about Goof Dad?! Of course not... So you'll be happy to know we're finally fleshing out the TV movie event of the century!

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Can you believe we have more Truckdate? I mean, these things just keep coming out of the woodwork, usually towing a redwood on their big strong winch. But after the tucks have come in gone, we have a new installment of Tindergarten Cops and I Love This Business.

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I heard you freaks like Pervert Proverbs. Do? Listen, pliss! We also play some The Shame of Life card game and pick apart some terrible wrestle man theme song in a segment Justy Boy calls Beef Boy Broetry. Pliss enjoy!

More news from the McFlurby front and it's... weird. Also, Curtis murders a truck (it deserved it) and Justy Boy brings the Missed Connections! Plus, Joe Rogan got COVID! lol

Word of the day: NIMROD. Thanks for listening!

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Guess who's back... It's Pinky! We've got games to play and trucks to discuss on this Double Stuf episode. I know it seems like it's too long but we assure you, this is the Snyder cut of podcasts. It's lengthy but you'll be okay with it because it rocks.

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Listen here pardners, we're crackin' some whips tonight, I'll tell you what. We also must discuss "PopoZão" by Kevin Federline ASAP. And what's up with those grape thieves behind Curtis' house? Any clues are greatly appreciated. Tip lines are opening soon.

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Jose Canseco is on a roll this week with several head-scratchers on his Twitter feed. Also discussed are goats, Don Chena and The Suicide Squad, McFlurbies, skimboarding, and a couple new Butter Mans from BLACKPINK!

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We have some choice Missed Connections and Pervert Proverbs in this one! Some of the best. We also finish the segment on cowboy slang we started a few weeks ago. Enjoy, pardner.

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We got Butter Man! We got Tindergarten Cops! We got the gas, baby!

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Join us as we discuss egg, among other things. We have another brilliant Android game description to decipher and another installment of I Love This Business!

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Justy Boy's throat is all toe up, but he's gonna tough it out for you good folks. What a troopah!

We got some real yucky Pervert Proverbs for ya and also a Tough Guy Poetry by Static X and a couple new Butter Mans. 

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We've got some prime cowboy content in this one, folks! And also, some excellent Missed Connections.

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Are you prepared to learn about how Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst copes with the guilt of creating a Frankenstein?

We also discuss a horse/truck Android game and the lyrics of "MFN Right" by 2 Chainz!

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Neil Wannabe is haunting my home. I know this because he spoke to us through the Necrophonic app. All this and much more spooky goofery (including Groff the Chain) on this very haunted episode!

Now, g'head and check out our new Ghost Adventures parody, Polterguys: Michael the Doll!

Yo, you like juice movies? Huh?

We got the hits this time: Tindergarten Cops and Pervert Proverbs.

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In this episode we discuss some of the stupidest things ever uttered by famous idiot Joe Rogan, we discover the meanings behind our recurring dreams, and Tony Boogyman makes his professional wrestling debut!

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Chris "Milkman" Milton joins us to discuss the first episode of History Channel's The Secret of Skinwalker Ranch! But before that, we've got another installment of Butter Man among a myriad of other fun topics.

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You got a problem with me, wiseguy? Huh? I'll have ya whacked. Feed ya to my pigs. They eat the bones!

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This episode contains a lot of laughs. I mean this literally. A lot of time is spent laughing. Just know that I cut out about half of it. In reality there was roughly twice the laughing. Sooooo... 

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From high atop a horse egg pyramid we answer the internet's burning questions after discussing a Mighty Ducks theory in which Gordon Bombay poisons a bunch of kids!

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"You have to have at least ten years as a DJ under your belt in order to communicate with ghost," said Justy Boy. Luckily, we've been DJing since the early-90s Acid House underground rave scene, so we can talk to ghosts. Not a problem. Listen and you'll hear us communicate face to ghost-face with intelligent entities via the sick smart phone app Necrophonic.

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Jetskis. We've never used 'em but we love 'em. Very powerful machines with very powerful pee pee streams!

Now call up Quick Meat™ and hop in the beef, cuz this one's a slapper!

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Allegedly there was once a female pope! Any evidence of Pope Joan is hiding in the Vatican archives, accessible only to the Christ. Duh, everybody knows that... What you may not know, however, is the story of the first robot Pope.

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Got mud? Call Spud!

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We've finally identified the Seal Team 6 of ghost killers!

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Have you heard about Joe Biden's performance-enhancing earlobes? Have you ever participated in egg-swapping? Have you ever mistakenly activated a Tom Clancy? No? Well... 

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Tindergarten Cops is on the docket but we're also gonna dive into the epic poem "Sk8er Boi" by Avril Lavigne. Additionally, we have some new information on POPE as well as noted warlock José Canseco.

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Join us on our quest to locate Billy Football's soul. Witness a cryptic transmission form an ancient space caveman. Then later, experience the first ever "Bucket Match" in the history of CPW.

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"Do the Queen Bean Dream?"

Listen up, Groff the Chain is back! Need I say more? Park your heat, mister, and check out this new episode. Oh, you'll love what ya hear.

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Please don't throw us in the clink for using suggestive language in our episode title. It couldn't be avoided, I swear!

This episode is fiah. Simple as that. You better listen. G'head. It's got egg talk, peepee talk, and some life hacks to help relieve you of your freaks. What else could you need?

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We got a Race Track Man. We got a five gallon bucket. We got vials of spit. Last but not least: we got RYDO.

Buckle your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy Rydo.

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Wanna see my pit? Hit me up!

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Biiiiig slugger and friend of Bigfoot Jose Canseco is back and looking to throw some fists. Could he be the meathead Nostradamus?

Also, do you hate snakes and love apes? We have the story for you!

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POPE. That's all. Short n' sweet. Pope Sean Paul... just not that Nazi Pope. Not my POPE. NOPE.

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What's up, you puke freaks?! I'm sorry I called you puke freaks just now... I meant it in a nice way. Anyway, check out this new episode! It features the return of Tindergarten Cops and Jabroni Jamboree, as well as a conversation with Nick Einstman (of Nick's Not Creative) about Cartier jewelry.

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I really hope you're not listening to this via 5G. Especially if you've been vaccinated. You know Big Brother? I heard on Facebook he's trying to do some stuff. So...

Will.i.Am? More like Will.i.AIN'T! Shooooot.

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Have you been to the Bongo Zone? Come on in, be my guess! Are you a melancholy alpha male like Limp Bizkit's Fred Durst? Be my guess! Interested in my "Runtz?" Be my guess!

On this special 150th episode, we're joined by Nick "The Post Master" (and dungeon master) to embark on an unforgettable quest to save Bigfoot. In return, Lord 2 Chainz will grant us back our lives after we were killed by a huge truck. Will we prevail?!

What is a Hippopotapus? We can't say for sure, but it's probably some sort of hybrid creature on exhibit now at Owen Wilson's zoo! He bought a zoo, wow!

In this episode, we're talkin' shit about a lot of things, starting with the obviously disingenuous ad campaigns exploiting the COVID-19 pandemic. It's more fun than it sounds...

Also, you won't want to miss the latest Fred Durst update. It's a doozy! And I'd be remiss not to mention the triumphant return of beloved sex symbol Sexy Boy!

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We out here. We doin' our thang. Trucks, botes, and bootyholes await!

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Curtis doesn't care much for wrestling. Justy Boy does. Who cares?

Stick around after our little argument for a reading of eleven year old Curtis' school project: an enthralling story about an undercover alien boy in Boston called The "Experiment."

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I'll be honest, you're gonna love this one. Tons of truck talk. Also, stick around to the end to hear some very important phone calls!

When you think "fuzz banjo" what comes to mind? Is it a banjo plugged in to a fuzz pedal? Incorrect. It is not. It is something far cooler. Listen to find out!

It's Ghostober and we decided to punish ourselves by watching Feardotcom! This is our live commentary. Neither of us had seen it before, so we watched it with no sound and no subtitles, relying on the video portion alone to piece together a plot. The results are very spooky!

Hi everybody! We're here to discuss some Hosstory with ya. We're also fixin' to honk a little bobo later on in the episode, so be ready. Thanks for listening!

We have some outstanding Pervert Proverbs to discuss, along with the return of Missed Connections! We also review some reviews of Moose (incorrectly known to some as The Fanatic) among some other fun goofs.

Wanna hear our horoscopes? Of course you do, you won't believe their accuracy! Also, we're discussing Pervert Proverbs, chiropractors, DoorDash, and more!

Hi there, friends! We've got a fresh new spin on the old favorite Pervert Proverbs, the triumphant return of the classic You, Me & Goatee, some cooooool calls, and so much more for ya in this here episode!

Ever since we sold out and went corporate, we've just wanted more. So we tossed a couple ghost-based business ideas around. Also, 2 Chainz dropped a new album, so of course we had to take a look at some lyrics from his song "Whip" featuring country music singer Travis Scott in our returning segment, The Book of 2 Chainz.

Our friend Colby (AKA Fatback) joins us to discuss some Tindergarten Cops and some exceptional Pervert Proverbs! And you better believe we took him to school when it came time to talk Mr. Marty Lawrence.