
Courtesy Flush
By Megan Renee Schemmel
A new comedy podcast about personal problems, life experiences, and extreme over-sharing.

Courtesy FlushDec 25, 2018
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Retro Tuesday: Bird Graveyard
Original Broadcast Date: July 10, 2018
Kelly reveals a childhood tendency to bury dead animals and both Megan and Kelly discuss how they'd like to repurpose their bodies in the hereafter in order to pay it forward (or at least to pay for it less...in the pocketbooks).
Kelly reveals a childhood tendency to bury dead animals and both Megan and Kelly discuss how they'd like to repurpose their bodies in the hereafter in order to pay it forward (or at least to pay for it less...in the pocketbooks).
Dec 25, 201809:06

Retro Tuesday: Fish-ee-schwa
Original Broadcast Date: July 24, 2018
Kelly and Megan put Ariel in the room with GOT's Cersei who is looking for some "girl-to-girl" advice. And, of course, something smells fishy. #PrincessProblems
Kelly and Megan put Ariel in the room with GOT's Cersei who is looking for some "girl-to-girl" advice. And, of course, something smells fishy. #PrincessProblems
Dec 18, 201816:11

Retro Tuesday: Seafoam V
Original Broadcast Date: June 12, 2018
Megan and Kelly discuss what it was really like on the day when a certain little mermaid trades her fins for human parts. #PrincessProblems
Megan and Kelly discuss what it was really like on the day when a certain little mermaid trades her fins for human parts. #PrincessProblems
Dec 11, 201815:41

Retro Tuesday: Princess Problems
Original Air Date: May 22, 2018
When princesses stop being royal and start being real (human, that is).
When princesses stop being royal and start being real (human, that is).
Dec 04, 201809:01

Retro Tuesday: Never Been Kissed
Original Air Date: 7/3/2018
RetroTuesday: Remember your first kiss? Ever given or received advice about what to do at the end of a first big date or on prom night? Megan and Kelly share an intimate conversation that Belle could have had with Mrs Potts and friends right before the big dance. #PrincessProblems
RetroTuesday: Remember your first kiss? Ever given or received advice about what to do at the end of a first big date or on prom night? Megan and Kelly share an intimate conversation that Belle could have had with Mrs Potts and friends right before the big dance. #PrincessProblems
Nov 27, 201822:30

Retro Tuesday: Actual Courtesy Flushing
Original broadcast date: May 08, 2018.
We take a holiday by reminiscing about how it all began.
Megan and Kelly explore the true meaning of paying it forward via courtesy flushing.
Thank you, and your welcome.
We take a holiday by reminiscing about how it all began.
Megan and Kelly explore the true meaning of paying it forward via courtesy flushing.
Thank you, and your welcome.
Nov 20, 201821:37

Sorry, I'm Not Sorry
The 90's was an era of, like, overusing the word 'like', like...a million times. But in 2018, the word 'sorry' seems to be the latest, verbal culprit of overuse, and it's completely losing it's meaning. Why are we ladies apologizing so darn much?
Nov 13, 201827:19

Wonder Wear
I See London, I See France, I see Wonder Woman's underpants! Seriously? Yup. Kelly and Megan chat about a major difference between Wonder Woman and Justice League.
Nov 06, 201812:41

One Of These Things Is Not Like The Other
Kelly and Megan step out of sync and discuss inconsistencies in movies, but Space Balls brings them back together in the end!
Oct 30, 201816:50

Can You Hear The Storm Tonight?
Kelly shares her "wet storm" dream. No, it isn't her street names. We're talking about nature, baby! And all her awesomeness.
Oct 23, 201820:10

A Menagerie of Nightmares
What gives you nightmares? How about a good suspense movie? "Here's some cocaine, doctor...now CUT." How do you pronounce 'egg', 'crayon' and 'coupon'? Confused? Scared? So are we!
Oct 16, 201829:20

Shake 'N Bake
Who loves to cook? We do! But don't always have the time to do it. Megan and Kelly discuss when and how they started to learn to cook/bake/grill for themselves. Mmm...Ramen.
Oct 09, 201818:36

I Wanna Jellicle Dance With Somebody
Did you attend your high school dances/mixers? Were they fun or not worth it? Megan and Kelly discuss the delights and awkward phases of making bold choices (and moves) for those teenage, dancin' years.
Oct 02, 201830:11

Today is the Greatest Day to Work Out
Kelly (Grace) and Megan (Ethel) discuss the inevitability of getting older and the various ways to stay in shape.
Sep 25, 201834:34

I Vant To Suck Your...Jawbreaker
Kelly and Megan discuss their best Halloween costumes in memory. And why it's so hard to come up with costume ideas when it's not Halloween? Also, pun costumes are the best (and usually the cheapest)!
Sep 18, 201822:03

I Like My Sugar With Coffee And Cream
Can you function without coffee?...HOW? Kelly and Megan discuss this ever-necessary bean of life.
Sep 11, 201821:48

Co-Habiting: Everything's Coming Up Jasmine!
After returning from his honeymoon, Aladin speaks to Genie about his newly-found co-habiting issues. #PrincessProblems
Sep 04, 201822:13

Sibling Rivalry
Did you have a competitive nature with your sibling? Was it internally or externally motivated?
Do you compare your growth to yourself or to others? Kelly and Megan hash it out.
Do you compare your growth to yourself or to others? Kelly and Megan hash it out.
Aug 28, 201828:10

Sleep, Glorious Sleep
Do you toss and turn at night? Are you a good sleeper? What keeps you up at night? What position do you sleep in? Do tell us-- Cuz we will tell you!
Aug 21, 201827:41

Not Killing Me Softly With Alcohol
Have you ever had too much "fun" one night and suffered the consequences? Has time changed what your recovery is like for the day(s) to follow? Well...welcome to this episode of over-indulgence and the lessons-thereof. Salud!
Aug 14, 201828:33

Home, Sweet Home
Ahhh, the American dream of home ownership and the (likely/unlikely) potential of it coming true.
Aug 07, 201839:29

Go Sports, Go!
Sports is a way of life for some. Kelly and Megan share their love and indifference of the game(s).
Jul 31, 201827:15

Fish-ee-schwa
Kelly and Megan put Ariel in the room with GOT's Cersei who is looking for some "girl-to-girl" advice. And, of course, something smells fishy. #PrincessProblems
Jul 24, 201816:11

Rabbit Holes
Rabbit Holes and alternate realities. Megan and Kelly speculate on the personal question: "To have kids or to not have kids?" What would life be like if you could see the result of making one choice vs another--to at least view, or live, two different lives to the fullest? Also, the realities of child labor. Oh, my.
Jul 17, 201819:01

Bird Graveyard
Kelly reveals a childhood tendency to bury dead animals and both Megan and Kelly discuss how they'd like to repurpose their bodies in the hereafter in order to pay it forward (or at least to pay for it less...in the pocketbooks).
Jul 10, 201809:06

Never Been Kissed
Remember your first kiss? Ever given or received advice about what to do at the end of a first big date or on prom night? Megan and Kelly share an intimate conversation that Belle could have had with Mrs Potts and friends right before the big dance. #PrincessProblems
Jul 03, 201822:58

Can You See Me Now?
Ever get eye "floaters"? Do you sleep with your contacts in? Thinking of getting LASIK?
Megan and Kelly discuss both of their experiences with each and make some callbacks to Nelly, Missy Elliot and Sisqo.
Enjoy.
Megan and Kelly discuss both of their experiences with each and make some callbacks to Nelly, Missy Elliot and Sisqo.
Enjoy.
Jun 26, 201826:11

Rules of the Road
Megan and Kelly discuss bicycle safety and pet peeves about those pesky one-way streets and "to go or to not go against the grain" as a biker.
Jun 19, 201814:24

Seafoam V
Megan and Kelly discuss what it was really like on the day when a certain little mermaid trades her fins for human parts. #PrincessProblems
Jun 12, 201815:41

My Two Front Teeth
Megan and Kelly talk about unfortunate trips to the dentist, comedian archetypes, and make several references to movies as "dudes and old ladies" because, apparently, that's what they know best.
Jun 05, 201819:55

Cat Scratch Fever
Megan and Kelly discuss ending phone calls suddenly, the love of Dumbo, and the care-taking of cats (clean that litter box, yo!).
May 29, 201816:36

Princess Problems
When princesses stop being royal and start being real (human, that is).
May 22, 201809:01

Bathroom Etiquette
Megan and Kelly discuss the desire to pee standing up and the complications of genitals. To each their own.
May 15, 201817:10

Actual Courtesy Flushing
Megan and Kelly explore the true meaning of paying it forward via courtesy flushing.
May 08, 201821:37