Dark Side Divas - A Star Wars Podcast

Trust is a crucial thing to have when you are always in danger. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars Rebels episode "Out of Darkness" (s1e7). Sabine Wren and Hera Syndulla get into a bind because the other crew members "forgot" to read a diagnostic report. We get many details about Sabine's backstory, and where have we heard the name "Fulcrum" before? Listen to hear more!

WE ARE BACK! In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss Star Wars Rebels episode "Breaking Ranks" (s1e6). A episode featuring mostly kids isn't the easiest episode for Stef and Chris to talk about, but we manage to keep it classy. We kick things off with a important conversation about what Stef has been up to, and then we ease into talking about a Star War. Listen to hear more!

In this episode of Dark Side Divas we present another "best of" show featuring some of our classic moments and conversations that happen during the intro of our episodes. New episodes coming soon!

We recommend headphones for this episode! In this clip show we revisit some of the most infamous moments from the intro section of our podcast.

Another clip show from your favorite Star Wars podcast! We go back to conversations about bigots, covid lockdown, and other fun stuff! Listen to hear more!

While one of the divas is moving their entire life to an entirely different part of the world, we wanted to leave you with a few "best of" episodes. The introduction phase of our podcast is some of our funniest or most engaging (or enraging). These clips come from our early episodes where we didn't know what the fuck we were doing!

What does that even mean? We don't know; ask Yoda! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the Star Wars Rebels episode "Rise of the Old Masters" (s1e5). Kanan Jarrus has to teach Ezra about the force, but is he up to the challenge? The Ghost crew takes on a dangerous mission to save a Jedi Master rumored to have survived Order 66, but things don't go according to plan. Listen to what Stef and Chris say about the episode!

How does the crew of The Ghost NOT kill each other? In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss Star Wars Rebels episode Fighter Flight (s1e4). The crew is getting restless and Hera has had enough, and kicks Zeb and Ezra off the ship to look for some fruit. Stef and Chris discuss the complexities of found family in another hilarious podcast episode. Listen to hear more!

In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss Star Wars Rebels episode "Droids in Distress" (s1e3). We start the episode off with a discussion around clout chasers spoiling Star Wars, and then jump right into the episode. Which classic Star Wars characters make an appearance, and is Star Tours actually canon? Listen to find out!

It's a Trap! In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss Star Wars Rebels episode "Spark of Rebellion Part 2" (s1e2). Stef and Chris discuss the imperial characters a little more and we watch Ezra officially join The Ghost Crew. Listen to hear Stef and Chris's reaction to this episode.

The new era of Dark Side Divas has arrived! In this episode we discuss Star Wars Rebels premire episode "Spark of Rebellion part 1" (s1e1). Stef and Chris discuss who they love in the ghost crew, and why some may be nicer to be with than othersl Listen to hear more.

In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss the rest of Solo - A Star Wars Story. Stef is on record as not liking this movie but she hasn't seen the movie all the way through in a very long time. Does she change her mind? What other characters in the movie do we fall in love with, and what about that big reveal at the end? Listen to this episode for more! 

Are we ready to talk about another Star Wars movie?! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the first half of Lucasfilm's Solo - A Star Wars Story. Throughout the history of this podcast, Stef has expressed her "opinions" about the Solo movie, but she hasn't seen the film since it was released in theatres. Has she changed her mind? Also, listen to the divas discuss the different characters, some of the pre-production drama, and...Lando. Listen to hear more!

What happens when Stef lets Chris talk about whatever he wants? He talks about Disneyland rides, consequential to how Lucasfilm eventually gets bought by Disney. In this episode, we talk about the lead-up to Star Tours: The Adventures Continue. Star Tours saved the Disney theme parks once upon a time, but the golden era of Disney didn't last long. We discuss the fallout after the creation of the original Star Tours, how Star Tours 2.0 came to be, why the ride works the way it works (much to the dismay of many Star Wars canon lovers), and lastly, how this set the stage for Disney buying Lucasfilm. Listen for more details!

We are at the end of Star Wars - Obi-Wan Kenobi! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the season finale of the Obi-Wan Kenobi show. The divas can't believe they are already at the end of another Star Wars show, but they have opinions and aren't afraid to share them. Listen to their feelings about the season finale, the show, and Obi-Wan Kenobi.

Would you like more trauma with your Star Wars? No? Too bad! In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi Part 5. This episode comes with a serious TRIGGER WARNING because we discuss some of the violence surrounding this episode. You have been warned! Obi-Wan saved Princess Leia from Reva, but they are walking into a trap. How will the members of The Path escape the wrath of Darth Vader? How do the divas feel about this episode? Listen to find out! 

"You are either lying to me or lying for me." In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi Part 4. Obi-Wan is hurt after his first encounter with Darth Vader, and Princess Leia has been kidnapped. The tension in this episode is thick, the action is impressive, and the emotional trauma is intense. Listen to this episode to hear how Stef & Chris feel about this episode. 

HAPPY 100th EPISODE! Can you believe we have made it this far? Neither can Obi-Wan Kenobi! In this episode of Dark Side Divas we celebrate our 100th episode by discussing the horror show that is Star Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi Part 3. Darth Vader demonstrates his cruelty and evil seeking his former master, and Reva is playing games with her fellow Inquisitors. How do Stef and Chris feel about this episode? Listen to find out! 

It's a trap!!!! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars Obi-Wan Kenobi Part 2. Obi-Wan walks into a trap set up by the third sister Reva, but all is not well in The Inquisitorious. Listen to this episode to see how the Divas feel about Daiyu, and Prince Leia's reaction to being saved. 

A new era of Dark Side Divas has arrived! On this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss the premier of Star Wars: Obi-Wan Kenobi Part 1 (s1e1). We are officially out of the clone wars era and only a few years before the rebellion era. Obi-Wan Kenobi is dealing with the trauma of the aftermath of Order 66, watching over Luke Skywalker on Tatooine. Stef and Chris discuss what they love about the series, and how surprised they were a certain character is a main character for the show. Listen to hear more!

The dark side has risen with the Divas! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, Stef and Chris discuss the second half of Star Wars Episode 3: Revenge of the Sith. The second half has some of the darkest moments in Star Wars history, but the Divas get ANGRY discussing a specific set of choices with a particular character. The impossible also happens, the realization that Palpatine can be kinda hot. Listen to hear why! 

In this episode of Dark Side Divas we discuss Episode 3 - Revenge of the Sith! We leave Star Wars Clone Wars behind us and go right into another George Lucas masterpiece. How did the divas feel about the final chapter in the prequel era? Listen to find out!

We are at the end of Star Wars The Clone Wars! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we finish the series we've been in for over two years, Victory & Death (s7e12). Stef and Chris can't believe they have made it to the end. We see Ahsoka and Rex fighting for their lives while every clone on the ship is trying to kill them. Maul is causing chaos everywhere, and we have cute droids. The divas can't believe they made it to the end! Listen to hear more!

Stef and Chris have taken a week off, and we will finish The Clone Wars next week, but we made a remastered version of what has turned out to be one of our most popular and essential episodes in Divas' Podcast herstroy. We have made a remastered version of our discussion about the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special. This is the episode where Stef and Chris quit the show several times, and descended into madness by the end of the show. This is also the same episode where we announce a new project. Listen to this episode again for Life Day, or jump in your VR machine in the middle of your living room and horrify your family. I find you adorable. I find you adorable. I find you adorable. 

We are at the second to last episode of Star Wars The Clone Wars, and nothing terrible happens in this episode. Sigh, okay, we are lying to ourselves. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss "Shattered" (7se11). Ahsoka has captured Maul and is on her way back to Coruscant. Listen to this episode to hear how Stef and Chris come to terms with one of the darkest moments in Star Wars.

Is it time for another lesson? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "The Phantom Apprentice" (s7e10). Stef and Chris have much to say about this episode, including one of our last rants about The Jedi Order. Why is Maul staging a war in Mandalore, and why is it because he doesn't want to be alone? Listen to this episode because the thirst is real.

We are almost at the end of Star Wars: The Clone Wars! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the beginning of the last episode arc, "Old Friends Not Forgotten" (s7e9). We see Anakin reunite with Ahsoka, but this will be for the last time. We also see the last official Clone Wars introduction and the return of an old nemesis. Listen to this episode to see how Stef and Chris felt about this episode! 

We are so close to the end of Star Wars, The Clone Wars! This podcast episode will be the last time we talk about The Bad Batch for a while (We will revisit when their story is complete). For this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars The Clone Wars episode "Unfinished Business" (s7e4). We are a short time away before Anakin Skywalker becomes Vader, but his transformation becomes apparent before the end of this arc. Can Echo be trusted, and does everyone distrust him, or is it just two people? Listen to this episode to see what Stef and Chris say about this episode. 

Echo lives! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars The Clone Wars episode "On the Wings of Keeradaks" (s7e3). Echo has been saved, but The Bad Batch, Anakin Skywalker, and Rex still need to escape the Techno Union. In this action-packed episode, there's still a lot of intense emotion and hot sexy clone action. Listen to this episode for more! 

Ready for more Bad Batch Thirst? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "A Distant Echo" (s7e2). Stef and Chris discuss the C-O-N-S-P-I-R-A-C-Y of The Algorithm, the possible final appearance of Padme in animation form, and the Anakin Skywalker of it all! Listen to hear how Stef and Chris feel about how well The Bad Batch work with Rex and "The Chosen One." 

We are back! After a break, The Divas bring forth their thirstiest podcast episode ever! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "The Bad Batch" (s7e1). We meet Clone Force 99 for the first time, and we witness an animation glow-up that is the catalyst for a lot of emotional pain. We don't like to see sad Rex! Listen to this podcast episode for more! 

We are at the end of the Ahsoka arc! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "Together Again" (s7e8). Ahsoka and the Martez sisters are still in jail, so how do they escape? Why does Rafa suddenly forget her character growth in the previous episode? Stef and Chris discuss the answers to these questions and so much more!

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars - The Clone Wars episode "Dangerous Debt" (s7e7). We are on the third episode of the Ahsoka arc with the Martez sisters, and Chris demonstrates how to construct an argument accidentally, according to Stef. In this episode, all of our heroes are in Pyke jail. How will they escape? Will they escape, and who else will they run into? Listen for more!

Ready for more Ahsoka  action?! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "Deal or No Deal" (s7e6). This story is the second episode in the Martez Sisters arc, but it has a different storytelling style than most Clone Wars episodes we have reviewed. The Martez sisters are over their heads, entangling themselves with a dangerous criminal syndicate. Will the spice flow in this episode? Listen for more! 

We are at the beginning of Star Wars: The Clone Wars season 7! The beginning of the end for our Clone Wars adventure, but we don't start the season by meeting The Bad Batch. The chronological order of Star Wars begins with "Gone With a Trace" (s7e5). In this episode, we see what happens to Ashoka after she leaves The Jedi Order. The divas sure did miss her! We see a significant "glow-up" with the animation and meet some fantastic new characters. Listen to this episode for more!

We have arrived at the final episode of season 6 of The Clone Wars! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the final episode of Yoda's Big Adventure, "Sacrifice" (s6e13). We thought this was the last episode of the entire series for a while until Disney/Lucasfilm announced they would do another season a few years later. In this episode, we see Jedi Master Yoda traveling to the homeworld of the Sith, but things get messy when Darth Sidious and Count Dooku get involved. Listen to this episode to hear how the divas feel about this episode. 

For this episode of Dark Side Divas, we ride with Yoda on the second part of his great adventure. We discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "Destiny" (s6e12). Can you believe we are almost done with season 6 of Clone Wars?! We see Yoda travel to a strange planet that looks awful, like a scene we see in a past Star Wars. You'll have to listen to find out which Star Wars we are referring to (Hint: Stef was not happy with the comparison). Yoda is training to learn how to become a force ghost, but is he ready to learn something new? Listen to find out more!

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, Stef and Chris awaken from their nap to discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "Voices" (s6e11). We see Yoda receiving messages from a dead Qui Gon Jinn, which is impossible according to the other Jedi Masters. A lifetime of service and sacrifice doesn't seem to matter to many members of The Jedi Order. The divas discuss the true nature of the force, at least according to this episode, and they express how they feel about their favorite chaos goblin. Listen to this episode for more!

The Divas are back from vacation, but the dark side of the force is strong with them. We discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "The Lost One" (s6e10). Stef and Chris get angry in this episode. This Clone Wars episode picks up on the Master Sifo Dyas, a character mentioned in Attack of the Clones but never mentioned until this episode. The Divas discuss whether this episode should have happened sooner in the series, if at all. The Jedi are trapped in a story corner of George Lucas's design. Does this episode help fill in some gaps, or does it make the story of Star Wars more confusing? Listen to this episode for more!

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, Stef and Chris go on vacation? WHAT?! Don't worry, and we have more content for you. On a recent episode of Divas Unleashed, we invited two amazing people (Kari / Estarguarstia on TikTok and Beth / Mara.j.Skywalker on TikTok) to discuss the recent Obi-Wan Kenobi Show. How did everyone feel about the show? What were their favorite moments? Listen to find out more! 

Wessa gonna talk mo adventures, Okeeday?! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "The Disappeared Part 2" (s6e9). This episode will be one of the last times Stef and Chris discuss Jar Jar Binks, which is sad! Listen to this episode to hear how the divas received this episode and how surprised was Stef when a particular "Great Mother" shows up. Also, listen to hear what these episodes have to do with Indiana Jones! 

Messa so happy to see you! That's right; we are doing an episode where Jar Jar is in it! How happy is Stefannie to see Jar Jar Binks again? Do we want to see more Mace Windu and Jar Jar buddy cop stories? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars, The Clone Wars episode "The Disappeared." (s6e8). These episodes were a welcome change of pace after dealing with so many dark themes, but is this a good Star Wars story? Listen and find out!

We are finally at the end of the Clovis arc, and we never see him in Star Wars again! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episode "Crisis at the Heart" (s6e7). This arc isn't Stef and Chris's favorite story arc, but did the final episode elevate the entire story, or did this episode cast further criticism from The Divas? Listen to find out!

Disclaimer: The Divas have some severe discussion about abuse in this episode. This episode may not be for everyone. We try to make this episode entertaining, but we still discuss some deep things. We understand if you want to skip this one to avoid being triggered. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Star Wars: Clone Wars episode "The Rise of Clovis" (s6e6). The red flag counter explodes in this episode. We see the ugliest relationship dynamic in Star Wars: The Padme and Anakin relationship. The divas haven't been this mad at a Clone Wars episode in a long time, possibly ever. Listen to hear more. 

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars The Clone Wars episode "An Old Friend" (s6e5). Padme Amidala visits the system of Switzerland; oh, I mean "Scipio." The Republic needs a loan, but the Banking Clan is broke and trying to cover it up. The divas discuss unhealthy relationships, the return of one of our favorite Bounty Hunters, grotesque personal life stuff, and so much more Star Wars! Listen to hear more! 

We have come to the end of the first arc of Clone Wars Season 6 and also the end of Fives. The episode we discuss is peak trauma Star Wars. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars The Clone Wars episode "Orders" (s63e4). Fives is taken to the birthplace of Cyborg Vader and discovers who is truly behind the conspiracy but does so at a high cost. The divas do their best not to cry while discussing one of their favorite clones. Listen to hear more!

We love Fives, and that is all! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars The Clone Wars episode "Fugitive" (s6e3). We see Fives trying to get to the bottom of why Tup died, and how that impacts all of the clones. This episode was pretty tough to get through, but Stef and Chris manage to find plenty of laughs and inappropriate jokes. Listen to this episode to find out more!

Our 70th episode talking about Star Wars! We are on the second episode of the "Clone Protocol 66" arc. Specifically we are talking about The Clone Wars episode "Conspiracy" (s6e2). In this episode we see Fives helping Tup in Kamino, while the Kaminoans plot to "help" by killing Tup. WHAT?! The outrage the Divas feel is real, and we don't hold back. Listen to hear their hilarious rantings and ravings.

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we talk about how NOTHING HAPPENS TO ANY CLONES EVER! Right? RIIIGHT? Sigh. It is hard to love Star Wars sometimes. Anyway we are talking about our first episode of The Clone Wars Season 6 "The Unknown" (s6e1). We were originally going to do two episodes, but Stef and Chris explain why they decided to cover to cover this episode a little differently. Good soldiers  follow orders, or do they?

Hey everyone! We skipped recording this week to emotionally prepare ourselves for the trauma that is Clone Wars Season 6. A while back we had a friend join our YouTube show. The amazing Christina (Booba_Fett on TikToik) joined us to discuss what we loved about The Book of Boba Fett, and what we didn't like. This episode gets pretty thirsty, and it is one of our most popular Unleashed episodes from our YouTube channel. Please check it out and get ready for Clone Wars season 6 next week! 

Ready for more Star Wars thrills and heartbreak? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars Clone Wars episodes "To Catch a Jedi" (s5e19) and "The Wrong Jedi" (s5e20). This episode marks the end of season 5, Clone Wars and the Cartoon Network era. Stef and Chris discuss Anakin, The Jedi, and where Ashoka lands in the story at the end of this crazy television season. Listen to hear what the divas thought about these episodes!

We are nearly at the end of Star Wars: The Clone Wars Season 5! In this episode, we launch into the final arc of the season, where we see Ashoka face her greatest challenge yet. The Divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Sabotage" (s5e17) and "The Jedi Who Knew Too Much" (s5e18). A terrorist attack destroys a part of The Jedi Temple, killing many people, including Clones. Ashoka and Anakin investigate the attack for reasons we don't entirely understand. Our heroes figure out who did it, but things get complicated quickly. Ashoka is framed for a crime and is on the run. We see the first reveal of The Empire and a very sassy Admiral Tarkin. Listen for more!

The dark side is swelling in this episode of Dark Side Divas! In this episode, we cover the Star Wars Clone Wars episodes "Shades of Reason" (s5e15) and "The Lawless" (s5e16). Maul and Savage partner with Deathwatch to conquer Mandalore, but when evil people make alliances, it doesn't always work out. We see a lot of action-packed in these two episodes, along with tragedy. Listen to this episode to find out how Stef and Chris feel about these episodes!

Ready for some Sith Star Wars energy?! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss Star Wars: The Clone Wars episodes "Revival" (e1s5) and "Eminence" (e14s5). We see a episode with Darth Maul, Savage Opress, Obi-Wan Kenobi, AND Hondo?! That is insane! The divas discus the events of these episodes, the background story behind why these episodes were aired out of order, and gush over the brothers of Dathomir. Listen to hear more! 

Ready for more Droid Star Wars action?! You're getting more of it whether you like it or not. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Missing in Action" (s5e12) and "Point of No Return" (s5e13). We meet one of our favorite clones for the first time, discuss the wild west genre, and watch R2-D2 be a hero. Listen to this episode to hear more!

Colossal Disclaimer: This is not Chris and Stef's favorite Star Wars, but they do their best to be positive about it. The moment the Divas have been dreading since the beginning of this podcast is here. In this episode, The Divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Secret Weapons" (s5e10) and "A Sunny Day in the Void" (s5e11). We discuss who is in the D-Squad, the inspiration behind these episodes, and try to be as positive as possible.

Ready for more Padawan adventures? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Bound for Rescue" (s5e8) and "A Necessary Bond" (s5e9). We discuss how this arc was initially was a spin-off, why Hondo was the main antagonist of this story, and so much more! Listen to this episode to find out what Stef and Chris thought about this episode. 

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "The Gathering" (s5e6) and "A Test of Strength" (s5e7). These episodes focus on younglings and how The Jedi Order recruits them. We also go into some deep history of The Jedi Order because an ancient droid knows how to build all of the lightsabers. We also get some real "Hondo" action and discuss a group of amazing younglings that likely don't survive Order 66. Yay, Star Wars!

For episode 60 of the Dark Side Divas podcast, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "The Soft War" (e4s5) and "Tipping Points" (e5s5). Stef and Chris discuss the lack of consistency in the Onderon arc and the audacity of The Jedi Order. Luckily these episodes have plenty of characters to lust after, and we see a return of one of our favorite characters. Listen for more!

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Massacre" (s4e19) and "Bounty" (s4e20). We see our girl Asajj Ventress go through many ups and downs as she undergoes a metamorphosis that starts with the death of her Nightsisters and ends with her becoming a bounty hunter. These episodes include a lot of cameos from various bounty hunters, including a teenage Boba Fett! Listen to this episode to find out more. 

Are you ready to enter Moralo Eval's fiery dusty box? In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "The Box" (e17s4) and "Crisis on Naboo" (e18s4). The Divas discuss why this arc is a "Fast & Furious Star Wars" story and why they love these stories anyway. These episodes have more appearances from bounty hunters we haven't seen in some time, shady sith plotting, and so many Anakin Skywalker redflags! Listen to this hilarious episode to find out more!

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss "The Clone Wars" episodes: "Deception" (s4e15) and "Friends and Enemies" (s4e16). Obi-wan Kenobi decides to go undercover to stop a plot to assassinate Chancellor Palpatine. The idea has unintended consequences because many people, specifically Anakin Skywalker, believe he is dead. These episodes have a lot of cameo appearances, and the voice talent is fantastic. Listen to this episode to find out more!

The Divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "A Friend in Need" (s4e14). It has been a long since they discussed a single Clone Wars episode. Lux Bonteri has a plan, and Ashoka gets entangled. Everything goes sideways in classic Star Wars fashion when Ahsoka learns that Deathwatch is involved. This episode includes the debut of Bo-Katan Kryze, though her debut wasn't as planned out as you'd think! Listen to the episode to learn more! 

The diva's first episode of 2022! In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Kidnapped" (s4e11), "Slaves of the Republic" (s4e12), and "Escape from Kadavo" (s4e13). The Zygerrian arc is full of glorious Anakan Skywalker red flags, Obi-Wan Kenobi sarcasm, and Rex being sexy as hell. The divas take a deep dive into war crimes and slavery and make inappropriate cat noises. Listen for more! 

The Divas cover the infamous Star Wars Holiday Special in this episode, released on November 17th, 1978. We wish we could tell you that this Dark Side Divas episode is not one of our best, considering the content we covered. Still, apparently, we can turn anything into something entertaining. For Star Wars history, this was Boba Fett's debut and the first Star Wars project to be released after the first film. The divas discuss....well....you just have to listen to believe it. This show was pure chaos, and we think you'll enjoy it. Happy Holidays to all of our listeners! 

The divas have returned from the Thanksgiving holiday! Umbara part 1 was our most divisive episode ever (and our most popular). Will the divas top their previous episode with Part 2 of the Umbara arc? In this episode, the divas cover The Clone Wars episodes "Plan of Dissent" (s4e9) and "Carnage of Krell" (s4e10). In the previous episode, Stef and Chris do not hold back their opinions. Don't worry; there's plenty of bad sex jokes combined with discussions about war crimes and tragedy. It's the perfect episode for the holiday season (not). Listen to the episode now! 

Happy Thanksgiving and happy 50th episode! Stef and Chris can't believe we made it to 50 episodes, and we're covering the Umbara arc! This episode covers the Clone Wars episodes "Darkness on Umbara" (s4e7) and "The General" (s4e8). These episodes spawned a series of passionate arguments between Stef and Chris. We won't give anything away. Just listen to the episode! 

In this episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes "Mercy Mission" (s4e5) and "Nomad Droids" (s4e6). Before they get into the episode, Chris and Stef get on a short rant about how they felt about Disney Plus day. After their rant, the divas discuss a silly group of episodes focused on our favorite droids: R2D2 and C3PO. Learn how Stef and Chris "evolved" on these episodes when they first saw these episodes. LOTS of things happen in these episodes, and the divas go through ALL OF IT! 

In this episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "Shadow Warrior" (s4e4). We go back to where it all began, the world of Naboo. This Star Wars episode has a little bit of everything: Action, comedy, and tragedy. We get a tiny peek into the society of the Gungans, the abusive relationship of Count Dooku and Darth Sidious, and marvel at the comedy wonder that is Jar Jar Binks. We also manage to sneak in an excellent Tim Curry reference. 

Messa so happy to see Clone Wars Season four! The divas return to The Clone Wars saga covering episodes "Water Wars" (s4e1), "Gungan Attack" (S4e2), and "Prisoners" (s4e3). Stef and Chris start off season four with an action-packed arch under the sea, where our heroes fight in a proxy war. What is a "proxy war?" Why does female Mon Calamari have breasts? How many gross fish/sex jokes can the divas make? Listen to this episode and find out!

Happy Halloween, everyone! For this episode, the divas discuss the amazing "Lego Star Wars: Terrifying Tales" available on Disney+. We took a break from Clone Wars and dived right into this fantastic Lego Star Wars special. Stef and Chris both loved everything Lego did and discussed their favorite parts. We briefly discuss which Clone Wars season is our famous (thus far), then jump right into the Lego madness. 

For our first anniversary, we cover The Clone Wars episodes "Padawan Lost" (s3e21) and "Wookie Hunt" (s3e22). If you are keeping track, this is the end of the third season of Clone Wars! Stef and Chris open the show going down memory lane, then jump right into these episodes. These episodes had a mixed reaction from the Divas. Still, we loved seeing the chronological debut of one of our favorite characters (Hint: It's a Wookie). We also invent a new counter, talk about Trandoshans, and how the Jedi just like to leave younglings around the galaxy and never look for them. 

In this episode, the divas discuss ANOTHER Clone Wars arch! We cover the citadel trilogy, specifically Clone Wars episodes "The Citadel" (s3e18), "Counterattack" (s3e19), and "Citadel Rescue" (s3e20). These action-packed episodes had many wonderful moments and some heartbreaking ones, so naturally, the divas make fun of all of it. The infamous Captain Tarkin makes his canonical debut. We see an all-star cast of our favorite Star Wars characters, and we see many tragedies. We also make a special announcement at the end of this episode, so make sure to listen to the end! 

The divas discuss the Mortis arc of Star Wars: The Clone Wars, which includes episodes "Overlords" (e3s15), "Altar of Mortis" (e3s16), and "Ghosts of Mortis" (e3s17). The cosmic force is a big topic and conjures serious discussions about The Force and its interaction with the universe, but Chris and Stef talk about Sam Witwer's hotness instead. So much happens in these episodes, including notable cameos and surprises, plus a ton of foreshadowing for the entire Star Wars story. Listen to this episode for more! 

The Divas are back! We took a short break so Chris could go to Disneyland and prepare for this MONSTER of an episode. In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we discuss the Clone Wars episodes "Nightsisters" (s3e12), "Monster" (s3e13), and "Witches of the West" (s3e14). We loved talking about these episodes, which is why this episode is our longest one to date! We strongly recommend wearing headphones for this episode. The divas get R-rated pretty quickly into this show. 

The divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes Pursuit of Peace (s3e11) and Senate Murders (s2e15). This episode got a little political, but the divas blame the episodes. They tried to pack A LOT in these two episodes, and our podcast hosts aren't entirely sure why. There's some cool stuff in these episodes, to be sure, 'cause it's Star Wars. Padme gets to be a badass, and we aren't going to complain! The divas discuss the price tag of wars, military contracts, and how Chancellor Palpatine loves the drama. 

A Labor Day edition of The Dark Side Divas! In this episode, we cover The Clone Wars episode "Heroes on Both Sides" (s3e10). This episode is technically the first episode of a trilogy. Still, so much happens in this episode the Divas wanted to spend an entire episode on it. That's our story, and we're sticking to it! Chris and Stef discuss listener feedback, the Ashoka versus Luke Skywalker controversy, and love bombing. The episode has many political themes, and the show's influence on post 9-11 politics provokes a significant point of discussion throughout this episode. Don't worry, there's a lot of inappropriate Star Wars sex jokes. 

In this episode, the divas cover The Clone Wars episodes "Evil Plans" (s3e8), "Hostage Crisis" (s1e22), and "Hunt for Ziro" (s3e9). We are going by the official StarWars.com chronological list, which requires us to jump between seasons 3 and 1. This episode includes a lot of conversation about stoner Jedi, The Hutt Family, and how awful the security measures are at the senate in Coruscant. Listen for more hilarity and odd Star Wars observations. 

In this episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars Episode "Sphere of Influence" (s3e4). The divas had mixed opinions about this Star Wars episode. Chris liked it, and Stefannie thought otherwise. The divas take a quick detour about OnlyFans, public criticism, Star Wars visions, and The Fandom Menace. Listen to our episode for more!  

In this episode, the Divas discuss one of their favorite Clone Wars episodes, "Arc Troopers" (s3e2). Before this episode, Stef threw Chris at the bottom of the well, which resulted in technical difficulties. Nonetheless, we had a lot of laughs. The divas felt a little "Clone Wars whiplash," considering they didn't enjoy the season's previous episodes. Warning, the divas have way too much fun with the idea that Asajj Ventress was carrying a canister of "DNA" through most of the episode near the end. 

In this episode, the Divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "Assassin" (s3e7). If you listened to our previous episode, you might have noticed the Diva's displeasure for the way many of the characters were portrayed. How did they feel about this episode? Before we jump into the episode, Stefannie explains why she is the destroyer of feminism. This episode includes conversations about hot tubs in Coruscant, how often Padme gets woken up by a lightsaber in her bedroom, and why does everyone in this episode sounds bored? 

The dark side is strong with this podcast episode! It was "shark week" for one of our co-hosts, but it isn't what you think. In this episode, we cover Clone Wars episodes "Corruption" (s3e5) and "The Academy" (s3e6). The divas have unkind things to say about these episodes, and they got so mad they almost burned everything down. This episode is the divas darkest episode yet! Listen now and hear why. 

Lightspeed to to Endor! In this episode, the divas discuss one of the most fantastic theme park rides of all time, Star Tours! Why are the divas talking about a theme park ride instead of Clone Wars? We recently finished season 2 and wanted to take a short break from Anakin red flags, Dooku spreadsheets, and clones dying. The "Star Tours" project cemented the relationship between Lucasfilm and Disney. When Star Tours came out, Disneyland was not in its best state. You could even say Star Wars saved Disneyland. Listen to this episode to hear how! The divas also do many listener questions initially, where we discuss sexual orientation and our favorite clones. 

Are you ready for Boba Fett?! In this episode we cover The Clone Wars episodes "Death Trap" (s2e20), "R2 Come Home" (s2e21), and "Lethal Lockdown" (s2e22). The divas were looking forward to these episodes, and then they watched them. The divas explain their perspective on these episodes and brutally make fun of them. We also answered some interesting questions about "Darth Revan gatekeeping." Listen to another hilarious episode of The Dark Side Divas.   

We have returned from vacation! We hope everyone had a great holiday week. We took a little break, and now we're back with some Mandalore Madness! In this episode, we cover The Clone Wars episodes "The Mandalore Plot" (s2e12), "Voyage of Temptation" (s2e13), and "Duchess of Mandalore" (s2e14). We drifted from our usual format because these three episodes were so tied together that they should have just been a single episode. The events of this episode impact the star wars universe in a big way, especially with modern Star Wars. Despite how serious these episodes are, we take advantage of the episode dynamics to make fun of...EVERYTHING! Listen to another hilarious episode from the Dark Side Divas! 

In this episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "Lightsaber Lost" (s2e11). Ashoka loses her lightsaber and hunts for it with the help of an elder Jedi in the seedy underbelly of Coruscant. The divas didn't think this part of Coruscant looked that bad, but some of the characters freaked them out, and strange discussions about Real Dolls and Hostel Porn take place during this hilarious episode. 

In a special "Disneyland hangover" edition of Diva Wars, this episode discusses The Clone Wars episode "Shirtless Rex,"...Oh, I mean "The Deserter" (s2e10). The divas are a mess in this episode. Things break down about 10 minutes into the show, resulting in hilarity and chaos. Listen to a discussion about reptilian space chicken, sex cloaks, and most importantly - why we love Rex. 

The divas discuss the Clone Wars episode "Grievous Intrigue" (s2e9). We kick off the show discussing some listener comments from social media, then jump into an episode where we see Grievous execute a devious plot to kill a ton of Jedi - especially Obi-Wan Kenobi. Sadly it doesn't work out for him, despite following his plan perfectly. Tune in to listen for the diva's hilarious take on this episode. 

In this episode, the Divas discuss the Clone Wars episodes "Legacy of Terror" (s2e7) and "Brain Invaders" (s2e8). We kick off the episode with a discussion that causes a stir on a particular social media platform. Unlike the previous two episodes, which were based on World War 2 stories, these episodes are directly inspired by sci-fi horror movies. The divas were grossed out and horrified by what happens in these episodes. Join them as they discuss how gross brain worms are, why Obi-Wan is still horrible, and the official debut of Darth Vader. 

In this episode of Dark Side Divas, we cover The Clone Wars episodes 'Landing at Point Rain' (s2e5) and 'Weapons Factory' (s2e6). For the first time since 'Attack of the Clones,' we return to Geonosis. The planet was a giant graveyard for clones and Jedi after the first battle that started The Clone Wars, and these episodes remind us how gruesome this war is. Both of these episodes feature many amazing shots set during a battle that didn't go according to plan for the New Republic. The divas discuss both of these World War 2 inspired episodes in detail, with dark and inappropriate dark humor (of course)!

The Divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "Senate Spy" (s2e4), which is the beginning of a long story arc. The divas hilariously discuss why this episode had an uncharacteristically odd take on Padme Amidala, Jedi council pimping, and briefly discuss which Jedi is the worst lover. Sometimes our best episodes are the ones where we don't have a positive review of an episode. Join the divas as they discuss Star Wars sexism in its most "entertaining" form. 

Even Dark Lords of the Sith can make mistakes! In this podcast episode, the divas discuss The Clone Wars episodes 'The Zillo Beast' (s2e18) and 'The Zillo Beast Strikes Back' (s2e19). The Zillo Beast episodes are homages to the classic Godzilla movies. A "human" caused natural disaster along with a series of bad decisions unleashes a monster powerful enough to destroy an entire city. In this case, when the entire planet is one big city, a lot of death and destruction occurs. The divas break down these amazing episodes in another hilarious episode of Dark Side Divas. 

May the 4th be with you! This episode of Dark Side Divas covers The Clone Wars episode "Bounty Hunters" (s2e17). This episode was a homage to Akira Kurosawa's masterpiece "Seven Samurai" and discuss how the story has been replicated several times throughout the ages, including in Star Wars. Chris and Stefannie discuss the social dynamics of Obi-Wan, Ashoka, and Anakin. Hondo Ohnaka makes an appearance in this episode, and the Divas love him. Since this episode is about "bounty hunters," we discuss a slew of new characters, including which ones seem to last to the beginning of the sequel trilogy. Celebrate the best holiday of the year by listening to another episode of Dark Side Divas!

In this episode, the Divas cover three Clone Wars episodes: Holocron Heist (s2e1), Cargo of Doom (s2e2), and Children of the Force (s2e3). These are the first episodes of season 2, and the divas noted how amazing the animation is in these episodes. Before the divas jump in to discuss these episodes, we discuss the feedback we got from our Captain EO episode and then begin to discuss the sexiness of Cad Bane. We know there are other characters in these episodes, but really, this is The Cad Bane Show. The Divas also discuss how Palpatine is like a tech start-up founder, Anakin red flags (Hint: so so many), and so much more! Listen to this hilarious episode!

In this episode, the Divas take a break from Clone Wars to talk about.....Captain EO? Really?! Blame Chris for this one. When Disney purchased Lucasfilms in October 2012, it took many people by surprise, unless you are a massive fan of the Disney Theme Parks. For years Lucasfilm attractions have been a mainstay at several theme parks, and it did not catch Disney theme park fans by surprise when Disney wanted to own Star Wars. Captain EO is a story of the beginning of the relationship between George Lucas and Disney. Stefannie watches Captain EO for the first time, in real-time, on the podcast - and makes fun of it mercilessly. Join the Divas to discuss where Disney was at as a business in the early 80s, Michael Jackson and his weirdness, and robot sex. 

Another hilarious episode from the Dark Side Divas, our longest episode yet! We promise it is hilarious. In this episode we discuss Clone Wars episodes 'Storm over Ryloth' (s1e19) , 'Innocents of Ryloth' (s1e20), and 'Liberty Over Ryloth' (s1e21). These are the last episodes for season one of Clone Wars, because the season finale happens much later in the episode chronological order. The divas discuss the hypocrisy of Anakin Skywalker, the awesome-ness of Mace Windu, and Stef gushes over Obi-Wan (again). We also briefly discuss the #releasethelucascut controversy as it pertains to Rise of Skywalker. 

In this episode, the divas discuss Clone War episodes "Blue Shadow Virus" (s1e17) and "Mystery of a Thousand Moons" (s1e18). It was strange watching an episode about the Jedi struggling to contain a lethal virus during COVID, so the episode 'hit' a bit different than it has in the past. The divas do not hold back, sharing their criticisms of these episodes. Why was a Batman villain in the show? Why did the Jedi forget they have powers, and why doesn't clone trooper armor protect against microscopic organisms when it protects them in the vacuum of space? Listen to another hilarious episode of Dark Side Divas now!

In this episode, the Divas discuss The Clone Wars episode "Trespass" (s1e15). We start the episode off by talking about what Stef's life is like in Texas now that the Covid restrictions have been lifted, answer some fan questions, and then Chris goes on a rant about Benedict Cumberbach talking shit about playing Grand Admiral Thrawn. We also discuss how the setting for the episode was inspired by Hoth and art from The Empire Strikes back, the strange phallic mouths of the Talz, and so much more! Listen to another hilarious episode by the Dark Side Divas. 

We have returned! Real-life impacted us a bit, and we took a week off. This episode was a bit of a train wreck because the divas had an "exciting" week. The outcome of this chaos is another hilarious and fantastic episode. In this episode, we cover Clone Wars episodes "Jedi Crash" (s1e13) and "Defenders of the Peace" (s1e14). We introduce two new counters, discuss how "Jedi-ish" Anakin Skywalker is, the weird Lemur people, pacifism, and a ton of innuendo! 

It is time for some Hondo Ohnaka action!!!! In this episode the divas discuss Clone Wars episodes 'Dooku Captured' (s1e11) and 'The Gungan General' (s1e12), but we might as well just call this podcast "The Hondo Show." Listen to Stefannie and Chris discuss the debut of one of their favorite Star Wars characters, and how he thwarted a Sith Lord. The shade is strong with this episode, especially when Obi Wan and Anakin are trying to have the last word on....everything. 

In this episode the Diva's cover the Clone Wars episode 'Lair of Grievous' (s1e10). We discussed the recent news of Gina Carano being let go by Lucasfilms due to her recent social media activity before jumping into the episode. The Divas discuss the aqua sexiness of Jedi Master Kit Fisto, and why we celebrated the destruction of Jedi Knight Nadarr Vebb. We talk a lot about General Grievous, and his...um...pet? Listen to what the Divas think about this episode!

In this episode, we cover the Clone Wars episode "Cloak of Darkness" (s1e9). The episode includes the debut of Jedi Master Luminara Unduli, the Irish Grandmother of the Jedi Order. Why was Asajj Ventress selected for this "very important mission," when she hasn't had any real success thus far during the Clone Wars? Why are there so many unfortunate hair choices? What does Spike from Buffy the Vampire Slayer have in common with this episode? Find out by listening to this episode!

Messa so happy to see you! The divas cover Clone Wars Episode "Bombad Jedi" (s1e8). Is there anything to the theory that JarJar Binks is actually a Sith Lord? Is the Force strong with him? Do Stefannie and Chris come to blows over this infamous character? We also spend some time answering some listener questions at the top of the show. Listen now and prepare for Muy-Muy entertainment! 

Are these the droids you're looking for? The Divas discuss two Clone Wars episodes, Downfall of a Droid (s1e6) and Duel of the Droids (s1e7). The divas discuss the differences between these two episodes and the other Clone Wars episodes we've covered in the past. Listen to the Diva's theories on this episode. Learn how the Divas think about the episode and how Star Wars is like Pizza by listening to our episode! 

Roger Roger! In this episode, the divas discuss Clone Wars episode "Rookies" (s1e5). We tried to keep this episode professional, but we utterly failed within 30 seconds of discussing the episode. We discuss how much we live the clones (again!), Obi-Wan and Anakin arguing over which of their clones are the best, and a discussion on how expensive battle droids are. Listen to another hilarious episode from The Dark Side Divas! 

In this episode, Chris and Stefannie discuss the Malevolence trilogy, specifically episodes "Rising Malevolence" (s1e2), "Shadow of Malevolence" (s1e2), and "Destroy Malevolence" (s1e3). In one of our most prolonged episodes yet, the divas discuss the first appearance of General Grievous and the Separatist's new weapon. We noted that the Separatists are amazing at hardware, but not the software since the battle droids are entirely useless (but entertaining). Join the divas as you hear about hyperspace lanes, Padme Amidala's adult toy spaceship, and Palpatine's love of causing drama. 

Happy New Year, everyone! For our first episode of 2021, we finally dig into the first official episode for the Clone Wars show, even though chronologically it happens later than other Clone Wars episodes (what?). The episode 'Ambush' (s1e1) is impressive, and we highly recommend it. We kick off our show with Stefannie's colorful description of her allergies, and we immediately move into discussing a full episode dedicated to Master Yoda. Prepare for maximum laughter! 

The divas take a break from the clone wars to discuss The Lego Star Wars Holiday Special! It's the holidays, and we felt like being festive. The show is pure chaos, in a good way, and we highly recommend sitting down with your family and watching it. We can't talk about this special without talking about the original Star Wars Holiday special, though Chris wishes he could forget about it. The divas discuss their favorite moments, like how excellent Palpatine is and why Chris loves Tip Yip. Happy Life Day, everyone! We hope you have a wonderful holiday season. 

The Divas return to cover two memorable Clone Wars episodes, "Clone Cadets" (s3e1) and "Supply Lines" (s3e3). We taped the episode a day after Disney announced a ton of new Star Wars show, so Stefanie and Chris were still overwhelmed with "nerd-gasims" about the announcements. The Divas discuss essential topics, such as having a salt addiction and how awesome Count Dooku's chair is. Listen for more!

The Divas discuss The Clone Wars.....movie? The Clone Wars movie, released in 2008, was intended to be separate episodes. We discuss what the creators would have titled the episodes, why they decided to do this, and how much we love the movie! We talk about Christopher Lee, and Samuel Jackson are doing the voices for their Star Wars characters, Palpatine's plastic surgery, Ziro the Hutt's fabulousness, the debut of Ahsoka Tano, and so much more!

In this episode, The Divas review the clone wars episode "The Hidden Enemy" ( s1e16 ). Chris introduces two new counters, and Stefannie goes full geek mode discussing the evolution of clone armor. Asajj Ventress makes her official canon debut and outsmarts the Jedi. Obi-Wan is still cooky, but Anakin wasn't as "dark sided" as he has been in previous ventures. Along with all this Star Wars awesomeness, we take a detour about NPR recipes and Star Wars pinup art, and galactic fetishes! 

The Divas review the first clone wars episode in the official chronological order, Cat & Mouse ( s2e16 )...wait...Season Two, Episode 16?! Why are we watching out of order?! Stefannie explains why some episodes are out of order, along with covering all of the essential things about this episode - like Bail Organa's cheekbones! Before we discuss the clone wars episode, we briefly discuss why Mandalorian armor is getting canceled, then focus on an episode that introduces us to Admiral Trench, the planet "Christophsisisisisisisisis." We demonstrate how to talk "Clone Wars Narrator" in bed, and WHY IS ANAKIN SKYWALKER BEING REWARDED FOR NEVER FOLLOWING ORDERS?! Listen to our first review of a Clone Wars episode! 

Innovative animation genius Genndy Tartakovsky created the first Clone Wars series. It was an animated mini-series that connected Attack of the Clones to Revenge of the Sith. The show was a massive success and led to the creation of a more fleshed-out Clone Wars series. We see the introduction of major Star Wars characters like General Grievous and Asajj Ventress, and how Anakin becomes a Jedi Knight. The divas discuss important topics like should this show be canon, the state of the Jedi order during the clone wars, Chancellor Palpatine's love of "power pube" robes, and why Anakin is a relentless warrior. Join the divas as they give their thoughts on this version of the clone wars. 

The Divas talk about Star Wars Episode II (or TWO!): Attack of the Clones. Not our favorite Star Wars. Chris thought he loved everything Star Wars, and rewatching the movie proved him wrong. We talk about the creepiness of Anakin, why the Jedi are assholes, and so much more! 

The first episode of Dark Side Divas! Meet Stefannie and Chris, who love Star Wars! We plan to cover everything Star Wars in chronological order! We discuss why we love Star Wars, and well....things Stefannie doesn't like (Chris thinks Jar Jar is awesome!). Listen to our debut episode and get ready for lots of tea....and shade, about a Galaxy far far away. 

The Divas start their journey discussing Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace. Chris makes it his quest to get Stefannie to admit Jar Jar is great. We discuss what we love about the movie, and what we don't love. Find out what Chris thinks the Jedi are a bunch of assholes, and why Stefannie L-O-V-E-S Obi Wan.