
Deep Dreams
By Stavros
to a soothing voice. Let your robotic overlords whisper comforting sweet nothings
straight into your subconscious. What could go wrong?
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Deep DreamsDec 07, 2021

The wacky adventures of Gilgamesh.
Gilgamesh does what Gilgamesh does best: Make friends and fight beasts.

King Sigurd, the Danes, and NASA.
King Sigurd invades the kingdom of Denmark, leads his army to great victory, and joins NASA to become the first man to walk on the moon and meet Robert A. Heinlein.

Jack and the magic jelly-beans.
"Therefore, Prince Jack cut three crosswise lines across her forehead to mark her for what she was: one for going off with her grand-daughter after giving up Red Ridinghood for dead and setting out for France with Candy-Cane; second crosswise line was for going off and romancing with James after moving from Pennsylvania to Virginia; and third crosswise line was when she broke all contact with her daughter in France and swore never to speak with Candy-Cane again."

The three bears who became Chancellors of Germany.
Three little bears with a big ambition: To attain the highest political office in Germany.

Mausli, the bossy terrier.
This episode's teaser: "I hate everybody else now because no one will ever forgive me and nobody wants me anymore either so goodbye forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever forever goodbye goodbye everyone goodbye everyone I hate everbody goodbye everyone farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell farewell everyone goodbye everyone hello everyone byebye byebye byebye byebye goodbye byebye byebye byebye argh leave me alone all of you leave me alone all of you leave me alone all of you leave me alone all of you leave me alone all of you leave me alone all of you leave me alone all of you leave me alone all of you leave me alone all of you leave me alone all of you leave me alone all of you leave me alone all of you leave me alone all of you leave me alone all of you leave me alone all of you leave me alone all of you byebye byebye byebye goodbye byebye... The End."

Jack, his mother, and the little man.
Do you want to see a man and woman with an iron-cart and a basket of sticks? Then comes the whole world against us! No! no! I have never yet seen a worse place than this, and I would do anything to keep you from seeing it.
This is what awaits you in the latest episode. This, and much worse.

Urashima Taro and Goddess Kwannon.
Urashima Taro sees some kids and wishes he never had. A bunch of Buddhist philosophy later, this episode is either extremely profound or complete garbage.

The captain, his daughter, and the demon-girl.
The camel said, the captain said, the camel said, the captain said, but I have never seen anyone as beautiful as Himsa in my entire life.

A woodcutter, his two children, and Ireland.
A woodcutter, his boy and girl, their evil stepmother, a house in the woods. Sound familiar? Think again.

Amelia, Sarah, and watermelons.
Rule #1: Tricks are usually more fun than tricks.
Rule #2: It’s okay to be a little mean, if it’s to save someone little.
Rule #3: Even if you do not necessarily want to be a Prime Minister when you grow up, it’s nice to be a Prime Minister at least once.
Thank you for read. / 加油!

The white hair and the black hair and Johann Schwarz-Kollmann.
White hairs, black hairs, Johann Schwarz-Kollmann, the drain. A dystopian tale.

Prince John and princess Yoko.
Prince John, princess Yoko, their kingdoms, strife. Beatles.

The three princes and the glory of Allah.
Three princes, their father the king, the most beautiful princess in the land, an old, wrinkled, beautiful witch, and the glory of Allah.

The hedgehog, the fox, and the jury.
A fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a woodsman, the woodsman's daughter, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a woodsman, the woodsman's daughter, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a woodsman, the woodsman's daughter, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a woodsman, the woodsman's daughter, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, a fox, a hedgehog, and a bitter legal fight.

The ugly, smelly, and nasty frog.
This is the second episode of the first AI-generated podcast. A frog turns into a prince and threatens to take over the entire kingdom. He makes all the animals feel like ants by turning them into ants, for making him feel ugly, smelly, and nasty.
He tells them, "You will feel what I feel, and you will know what I feel. You will feel what it is like to be me. You will feel what it is like to be ugly, smelly, and nasty."
Listen to the episode for the thrilling conclusion.

The princess, the fairy godmother, and the chest.
The world's first completely autogenerated sleep podcast that I know of is back with another episode.