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Don’t be deterred by the first forty minutes of this 65-minute episode—we DO talk about the new Hulu holiday movie, Happiest Season. Featuring: CW Endings, Gossip Girl Superlatives, Sam’s Scooby Doo Voice Times Two, Dan Humphrey Mental Gymnastics, Buying All Of His Horses, Make KStew and Aubrey Plaza Kiss On The Mouth, Do Not Badmouth Eugene Levy, and a Lesbian Daughter as a Political Asset.

Happy birthday to our hardworking editor, Sean—and also how dare you for doing this to us. Featuring: Big-Snouted Trout Rooting Around in the Trash, Kuzco’s “AGE!”, Walker Texas Ranger Killed the Gays, Lies and Slander About Sean, Goomba Rage, #NotMyYoshi, Scalper Plumbers, and Sam’s SMB Spec Script & Recasting.

Join us for mostly talking about Thanksgiving television episodes, as well as hopefully the final time we’ll ever discuss a certain fifteen year-old show. To quote Sam, to Sean, during her vodka cranberry-induced blackout: “I hear your destruction.” Featuring: Sam’s Hangover, Star Wars But Backwards, Bro-Time With My Heterosexual Car, Gabe Ya Fat Bastard, Cricket the Leaper or Nothing, Bob Belcher: Bicon, Schitt’s Creek Finale Chat, We See the Gossip Girl Finish Line on the Horizon, and Just Lots of Really Great Noises from Sam.

Hey, did you want an episode-by-episode breakdown of NBC’s 2015 miniseries “The Slap”? No? Neither did Delia and Cori, but here we are. Sam did quite a bit of damage to herself in this one, and, as a bonus, it doesn’t even have anything to do with Thanksgiving. Featuring: Much Like Bolbi, Happy 10th Anniversary to Megamind, Sam’s Eternal Gossip Girl Update, “I Just Kinda Had to Know,” Deep in the Slap Lore, Four Bleeps, Penn Badgley As A Spector, Another Hour Wasted, At Least Two Shots of A Toilet, and a Bunch of Shitty Jazz. Content Warnings: Mentions of Suicide, Child/Spousal Abuse.

Happy birthday to Stanley Tucci, we celebrated by talking about Destiel at least twice! Featuring: Child-Puncher to Icon, He’s Dead He’s Dead, Shot Down to Mega-Hell, Shoutout to Homophobia, Embarrassed Respect Horny, Sam vs. Penn Badgely, Pregnant at a Rumspringa, and Reliving Mishapocalypse.

¡Feliz Día de Muertos! This week we watched the two extant English-language animated movies about the Day of the Dead. (And depending on what else happens this week, you can just assume how we’re feeling about it all.) Featuring: We Already Have Crunch, Eating Mealtimes, Kiss the GROOM?, Diego Luna is a Good Man!!, Old People Get Me, Poisoning Murder!, A Lotta Frida, Cause of Death: Lotsa Big Bells.

Happy Halloween TV week! Join us for a mostly incomprehensible conversations about Halloween episodes we’ve mostly seen at some point. Listen to the end to find out which candies get Sam “hard.” Featuring: Gushy Narcs, Until Now, Three Hole Punch Delia, Reigning Cats and Dogs, Fart Attack, and Which Candies Slap.

Welcome to our podcast, which is full of fun, vivacious energy! Please disregard the yelling and the deep, horny sighs. Also we watched Over the Garden Wall this week and had an almost-normal conversation about it! Featuring: Poké-Heads, Too Fancy, The Ugly Era, Inner Machinations, Liminal Spaces, I Know You Know That Water Means Change, Oh Yikes, and Another Installment of Gossip Girl Laments.

Our Leaping Days are over. It’s SpoOoOoky Season, so we’re talking about some classic Halloween movies this week. (“There are other movies, we didn’t watch them though.”) Featuring: Nice Work Bonedaddy, Skeleton of a Himbo, Christmas Appropriation, Things Can Be Creepy Year-Round, Fight Me Boston, Binx Is My Boo, His Face Matches, Mannequin Scratch, Men Becoming Wolves, and Sam Returns the Soup to the Kitchen.

It’s October so we’re talking about Venom-enom-enom-enom this week. To quote Sam paraphrasing Riz Ahmed: “If you’re not curious, you’re gonna...suck!” Featuring: Pen You Have Rights, Helluva Lot of Jim Parsons, The Titular Slap, 3.5% Eminem, You Wouldn’t Print a Pizza, Batman Would You Like To Come Get Some Churros, Ya Can’t Hear a Comic Book!, The Titular Boys, An Adult Foster Child, Ron Cephas Jones’ Desk, Bet Your Bottom Venom, Let ‘Em Run Around Like A Mice, and People Are Being Evil in New York.

Happy end of September and also the ten year anniversary of Inception? Somehow these are related but we can’t remember how. Also, it was Costume Day at the Wendy’s on September 25, if you needed another reason to celebrate. Featuring: Henry Cavill Bashing Again, Cowboy Taking the Trash Out, Bwomp Bwomp Bwomp, Dust Ball Rolling Across the Scene, The Pinwheel of Fatherly Love, We Can’t Afford Ken Watanabe Speaking English, Slaps for Sam’s Soft Brain, I Hate J.J. Abrams, Bye.

Full disclosure, we didn’t have any ideas for this week, so here’s a candid recording of us “planning” future episodes of this show for the first time ever. For whatever it’s worth, we still haven’t missed an episode yet? Featuring: Here’s Trash, No One’s Ever Gonna Hear This, Burrito Psychopaths, Shout Out to Greg, Someone Should’ve Been Watching Sam, California Livin’, Wake Me Up, Pinwheel Visual Aid, Berries and Cream, and Sam’s Mouth Touching The Pop Filter.

As Sam sang, “March Madness Never Ends, Whoa-Oh!” Welcome to our Romance Tropes Bracket episode. If you’re a secret billionaire-slash-prince, speak up. Featuring: Like Freezing to Death, Fire Me Who Cares!, Tickle the Tummy, Fuck Off Christopher, It Could Go All The Way, McConaughey Blindness, French With Spanish Subtitles, I’m Fake Dating Til I Die, and It Was Porn.

We joked about doing a Gossip Girl watch, but then two-thirds of us actually did it this week. So here’s an episode about the year 2007, including a 30-minute discussion about Dan Humphrey’s psychosis. Also stay tuned to hear Sam sing an unconscionable portion of the lyrics to Soulja Boy. Does it even mean anything to apologize for these episodes anymore? Featuring: Let Me Go To Sleep When September Ends, Sam’s Favorite Genre, Daniel’s IBS Excuses, Cori’s Breakdown of The Immigrant Song, Apple or McDonalds, Aww Swine Flu Why You Gotta Do It To Us, We All Liked Daughtry Then!, and Personally It Would Be An Honor To Be Outed By Ian McKellan.

This week we revisit some of our favorite series finales. Yes, they’re mostly Mike Schur shows. No, we won’t apologize for it. Featuring: Cheesecake Betrayal, Everything Is Bad, Delia’s Favorite New Girl Bit, So Incredibly Good and Off-Putting, Your Heartiest Soups, Paper! Snow! A Ghost!, Sniper Shot to Me Crying, and Someday We’ll Do A Gossip Girl Extravaganza.

Watch out, frauders! If you cross Sam, she’ll end you. Fuckin’ try her, motherfuckers. (Also we talked about FanDome reveals from this weekend.) Featuring: Old Man Same Birthday, Additions to Sam’s Death Bed, “Sexual Hole,” The Killer Croc Fight, No More Delia Says No More!, Justice League AMV, What Is A Football Accident, and our DC Adjacent Recommendations.

We’re finally properly living up to our terribly chosen name, and spent this entire episode listing things we don’t like. It’s the most energized we’ve ever been, which probably says it all. Featuring: Sprouse Twins Talk Again, Cori Left Out In The Cold, I Think Dogs Should Be On The Census, This Isn’t A Very Good Chili’s, Keep A Sean-Length Distance Between You, “Just Fuck That In General,” Meeting Macklemore in the Ether, Caucasian Bullshit Shows, Gyllenhaal Knife Face, Brand-Based Chills Down Your Spine, Funky Penis Commercial, Pizza Hut Is My Nemesis, Reverse Marie Kondo In The Grocery Store, Sam’s Roommate Tales. Our Weekly PSAs: Fill Out The Census! Wear A Mask! Request Your Absentee Ballot!

As we (two-thirds begrudgingly) promised, we’re celebrating Delia’s birthday this week by watching and discussing season one of Netflix’s The Witcher. In other words: Welcome to DisContent, a podcast about The Witcher and for Delia, specifically. Featuring: No Birthday Wishes for Hockey, Quarantine Regression Fears, Cori’s Netflix Romcom Recommendations, Sam’s Very Good Joke, Apologies to Ciri, Protagonist with the Good Teeth, Doppler Mousesack, What Even Is a Witcher, A Big Ugly Soup, Sam’s Istredd Sexy Squidward Conspiracy Theory, Yen & Discussions of Internalized Misogyny, & Recommendations for Other Witcher Canon.

We promised it, and here it is. Welcome to Himbo Week. Featuring: Delia Is Ready to Fight The Fire Nation, Sam’s a Healthy Girl Now, The Nega-Himbo, Mr. Peanut’s Full Name, A Surprisingly Long TMNT Section, Sulu Picks Up a Gun, Sam & Sean Were Feeling Flirty, Teddy Roosevelt Was Our Most Himbo President, God’s Perfect Himbo, and Our Recommendations for Shirtless Content.

This week we’re talking about ‘The Old Guard’ as well as other Alt-Superhero Movies. Also this is a Matt Berry stan podcast now. Featuring: There’s Egg On My Hand Now, Forbidden Prometheus Talk, Greg Rucka Buried the Bury Your Gays Trope, The Real Bad Guy Is Your Own Depression, Magneto Was Right, While You Were Out Dating I Was Learning the Vampire Blade, James McAvoy Inception, and Our Charlize Theron Recommendations.

We watched Palm Springs and had a lovely chat about time loop tropes this week, but first Delia has to vent her indignation about Henry Cavill again, and Sam has to try to use an idiom and really fuck it up. Featuring: Delia’s Gonna Bully Superman on the Playground, We’d All Be Full of Garbage, Talking About How I Met Your Mother For No Reason Seven Years Later, A Fart In The Wind & Feelin’ Frisky, Are WE In A Time Loop?!, She Couldn’t Blow Up A CHILD, and Our Wedding Movie Recommendations.

It’s Comedy Week in these here parts, and we’re off with a bang right out the gate. Fizz Fizz Gee-Whizz. Featuring: Effortlessly Effervescent, Most Peoples’ Whitest Friend, Cori’s A Comedi-Fan, Do I Like Demetri Martin Or Have I Just Been Friends With Cori For Fifteen Years, That’s Show Business Babey, Look At These Curvy Letters, Delia Voice: I Don’t Know This Man, Sam Is Middle-Aged, “What Was Up With That Apple Though??,” and Our Non-Stand Up Comedy Recommendations. FR E SH A VOCA DO: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9__ZAwfmitg

Fourth of July is canceled, happy Hamilton weekend instead! We take a deep dive into our criticisms and praises of the musical, its impact in 2020, our favorite songs and themes, and how gay we are for Phillipa Soo. Featuring: All Countries Matter, Kayaking Betrayals, I’m in Too Deep Now!, A Weak-Ass Baby, Scenic Artist Talk, Love You Dad!, Speaking of Bodily Fluids, Jesus H Christ, Sam HAS To Demonstrate It, SHE AIN’T REAL, “Fuck, Wait, Cut This Out, Wait,” and Our Recommendation to Support Theater & Other Unemployed Workers!

Welcome to our Scoob!cast, wherein we watched Scoob! and then had to watch an entire other movie directly afterwards as a palate cleanser. (That is, if you can get past the first ten minutes of Delia having a Witcher-triggered breakdown about Henry Cavill.) Featuring: Delia’s Witcher Hell, Henry Cavill’s Horny Pony Tale & Uncanny Valley Face, Immunity from Dog Crimes, “Raggy I Miss You Why Did You Go To Hell?”, Head Empty Fred Jones Original Himbo, ‘Ey Booboo I’m Puttin’ Together a Team, The Golden Diskette, Back to Norman, and Our Cartoon Movie Recommendations.

Supposedly this is our Father’s Day themed episode, so it makes sense that we end up heavily discussing elementary school crimes and blood types and more TV we haven’t watched. Let us know—what’s YOUR potato meme? Featuring: Our “Email Portion,” Is That An Egg, A Lil Bitch Man, The Password is YOUR Birthday, Dad vs. Daddy vs. Zaddy, Blood Type Identity Theft, What If Uncle Ben But Hot, No Edward In Cori’s House, Geralt of Rivia Doesn’t Have the Swag, Sam Ruins Her Brand Live On Air, and the Unexpected Return of Quiz Corner.

Disney’s Artemis Fowl dropped this past week, and Cori’s ‘bout to go off. Featuring: Spongebob’s Sexuality, Simu Liu’s Face, The Machinations of an Awkward Man, WHO’S DOM?!, Give Children Anti-Heroes 2020 (Part 2), The Least Objectionable Scene, Give Josh Gad a Butt 2020, So Much Chandelier Work, and Many Deep Sighs from Cori.

Nominally in honor of Pride, we just made a big list of media with queer characters we like (and, of course, don’t like). Join us for all the “spicy” content (a phrase that Sam is pushing, much to Delia’s chagrin). Featuring: Quarantine Probs, Corpse Feet, A Dog Boy & His Taco Sausage, Delia Said Lucifer Rights, The Human Jüs, An Elegant Wine Metaphor, “We Poppin’ Big Bottles,” The Burden of 45-Minute Dramas, The Straights Are Suffering, and our Recommendations for Queer Youtube Content Creators.

It’s been a particularly hard week, in a particularly hard year. Our foremost thoughts are with those protesting and mourning, and we encourage all our listeners to donate, call your representatives, vote(!!), and offer your support in every way you are able. Here are direct links to the organizations we mention at the end of our episode: Black Visions Collective: https://www.blackvisionsmn.org/ Columbus Freedom Fund: https://www.paypal.me/columbusfreedomfund George Floyd Memorial Fund: https://www.gofundme.com/f/georgefloyd Black Lives Matter: https://blacklivesmatter.com/ More Places to Donate: https://www.thecut.com/article/george-floyd-protests-how-to-help-where-to-donate.html Our lesser thoughts this weekend were spent recording an episode full of anecdotes, allegories, and Cori’s dad’s anime recs. As always, rate, subscribe and drop us a review (of the 2001 movie Spirited Away). Featuring: Owl on Owl Violence, The Adventures of Skater Sam, Selective Kayak Deafness, Ten Apologies and Excuses, Spirited Away as an Immigration Allegory, PS3-Era Graphics, Gru is Top Ten Anime Protags, and Places to Donate Right Now!

We’re really scraping the bottom of the barrel in this one. Sam holds us hostage by reading listacles until her dog Talia yelled at us to stop. Thank you, Talia. Featuring: Happy Birthday to Cori!, We’re Gonna Blow Up The Moon, I Am An Ahmehricun Mahn, “Uhh Uhhhh,” Count the Beans & Destroy Your Whole Life, A Special Talk for Dogs, Creamy Queso FOR EIGHT HOURS (Languid), “Oh That’s Bleak,” Do A Makeover On Your Outside, What Is Weinerville, How Tall Is A Frog, and Some Head Empty Recommendations.

To the zero people listening, here’s an extra-long episode all about fandom, classic ship wars, shipping culture, and our personal OTPs. No one asked us to do this, and we’re vaguely ashamed to talk about it, but here we are, exposing ourselves nonetheless. Enjoy? Featuring: Countdowns Are Hard, Delia Accidentally Loves LOTR Now, Sam is Zutara Til She Dies, Blast from the Past Bookmarks, The Twilight of it All, True OTPs Katniss/Peace & Jack Sparrow/The Sea, Reluctant Destiel Feels, Indisputable Gilmore Truths, Marvel Cinematic Missteps, Teen Wolf Persists, Remember Lemon and Lime, Vintage OTPs & Failed Parental Controls, Cori’s Vanilla Ships, Gossip Girl Revisited, That Guy in My Boys, and A Plethora of Assorted Ship Talk with A Hard Turn at Life With Derek. No recommendations this week—instead, go and support the Organization for Transformative Works, and Archive of Our Own!

We’ve all forgotten how linear time works, and spent an hour trying in vain to remember anything we did in the past week. “I need to derail,” is basically the subtitle of this one. Featuring: Tantric Microphones, TV is Cori’s Exercise, The Lesser Amell, A Robot With Five Human Brothers, I’m Ple Martin Welcome to My Ted Talk, I’ve Put Glee Behind Me, InuYasha vs. A Nick At Nite Bitch, It’s Fourteen Everywhere (aka The Long-Standing Time-Zone Debate), Stages of Emaciated Spongebob, Remembering The Slap, Gimli Why Are You With This Fucko, and our Grab Bag-But-Just-TV Recommendations of the Week.

We succeeded in making the least listenable episode thus far, starting with a mess of an introduction, recaps of the pilot of ‘Council of Dads’ and ‘The Meg’ that no one asked for, and topped off with the fact that both Cori and Delia sound like they’re recording through a tin can. This one is, to quote Sam, “Just For the Fans.” Featuring: Sam is a Master Now & Botches the Intro, “Does Ira Glass Have a Podcast?”, Delia Cannot Care, Four Children In One Family, No One Listening to the Anne Frank Piano Girl, Missy Elliot Courtship, “Did RBG Vape? Is She Cool?”, Sam “Liked” The Meg, Every Recipe is Salmon in the Dishwasher & Raisin Balls, and our App Recommendations of the Week.

Brackets are ~hot~ right now, so we did a bracket in this one. It takes us an hour to determine that a good show is good, so this episode is the riveting material you’ve no doubt been waiting for. Featuring: No Friends Until Government Dad Says Friends, On the Dulé Hill of it All, Robot Lions Turn Into A Big Man, Sean’s Review of Fuller House (as told by Sam), Joey Yelling Out Into the Courtyard, Waffles Waffles & Look at Them Legs, Friendship With Teen Wolf Over, Verdict: Queer Eye Is Good, and our Movie Recommendations of the Week.

We’re still here, and ready to shed the pretense of this show having any sort of structure or guiding themes. We chat for an hour mostly about things we won’t ever watch. Hey, y’all remember QWOP? Featuring: It Sucks Horrible, They Just Keep Shooting People, There Was Sand On The Screen and I Made It Ten Yards, Darth Vader & Padma Lakshimi, I’m Also A Child of Divorce, Leverage Is My Favorite People Show, Tv Show-Related Scandals Cori Missed, and our Book Recommendations of the Week.

It was Easter, so we put a lot of effort into watching and talking about Trolls: World Tour, and really got lost in the weeds of it all. Regardless, Sam puts her history degree to good use and summarizes the plot of the movie by explaining World War II. Featuring: Lord Save Me From Margaritaville, Machu Picchu Trip, Genre-cide, Hip-Hop Bloodlines, Troll Diet Musings, A Wasp Emergency, We Are All The Same But Some of Us Are Horses, and Our Recommended Quarentunes.

This one just escalates to Sam and Delia yelling at each other about fictional semantics, while Cori tries futilely to inject logic and calmness. So…the usual. Enjoy? Featuring: The Candle Incident, Am I Fast or Slow, Virtual Trivia Stories, Alley Cinderblocks & Other Fitness Routines, Bottle Episode Marriage Story & Reverse Sex and the City, Did You Give a Child to This Mouse, Sam Doesn’t Understand Nicknames and Demands Sonic’s “Real Name,” and Podcast Recommendations.

We watched How to Train Your Dragon: Hidden World a year late, and, fittingly, it takes us most of this episode of meandering around, berating famous men, to even get around to talking about it. Also, the introduction of our Weekly Recommendations—this week, we’re each bringing a TV Show we’re watching in this, our plague year. Featuring: Psychic Vampires in Quarantine, Will Otis Please Stand Up, Home Improvement is Objectionable, Meandering SNL Chat, Actors Who Just Look Like A Friend’s Dad I’m Avoiding, Nitpicking Famous Men Part 139221027, A Shiny Smooth Horny Dragon, and A Show From Each Streaming Service. Daniel Lavery on Nathan For You: https://www.shatnerchatner.com/p/episodes-of-nathan-for-you-designed

Happy first week of isolation! What have you been doing at home? We’ve been doing mostly the same things as usual: explaining outdated media to each other, berating Cori about the contents of her fridge, and a weirdly long discussion about the intricacies of doing puzzles.   Featuring: We Got The Quarantine Stinks, Cori Tells Us About Twenty-Year-Old Episodes of Survivor, Carrot Gaslighting, Time to Shame Cori Again, What Would You Do With A Bean?!, Fast Forward Through Everything That Happened in Frozen II, Artemis Fowl is a Creepy Little Fuck, Puzzle Chat.

This is a full-on Pixar chat! We all saw Onward last week, so Delia presents her ranking of all Pixar movies to date, and no, she’s not accepting any criticism. (Minor spoilers ahead for basically all Pixar movies, including Onward.)  Featuring: The Real Dad Was The Friends We Made Along The Way, The Giant Paper On The Ground, Dinosaurs Don’t Have Thumbs, There Are Better University Movies, Greta Gertwig Played Me, Sam Is The Toys, Monsters Inc. Is Worth Potential Brain Damage, Life Is A Highway, Movies Which Resonate In Our Dystopian Times, I Crey Erry Time.

In typical fashion, we stumbled on a pretty bad slogan for the year while simply trying to spark any conversational momentum at all. (Please don’t flag us, iTunes.) Featuring: Cori Played Herself & Other Chatter About Time, Return of Quiz Corner, Loosey Goosey Juicey Lucy, Lengthy Pajama Talk, The Commissioner of HELL-ves, Car Stories, A Hard Concept For A Stage Show, and Sam Allegedly Knows What Seal Sounds Like.

What did you do on Leap Day this year? We alienate the portion of our audience that enjoys good audio, and also goths. You’re welcome to all the non-goth mouth perverts out there. Featuring: Leap Day & Other Holidays, A Long & Unlistenable Ranking of Cookies, Cori Is An Island, Just Harry, An Unfortunate Pokeproposal, A Lion That’s A Human Wrestler, Please Wash Your Hands Even If You “Didn’t Touch It.”

It's unlikely you're still here, but if you enjoy listening to wild idiots, we're happy to report that Sam does her Very Best Russell Crowe impression in this one. Feat: An Interdimensional Boy-Chin & A Loudly Creased Man, Making the Mush in the Mouth, Predictable Rants About Goop, More Trivia Tales TM, Cori Just Likes a Rounded Vowel, The Hit New Emoji for Teens, Things Delia Googled This Week, McDonalds Bath Bombs.

It's February so we're gonna start with something...spooky? and then we have to talk more about sonic. sorry. Feat: spoilers for Cori's year (rip?), hair growth is promoted by peppermint oil, "is there no polyamory in Ohio?", Cori's STILL watching arrow & other things we can't talk about, shameful things we tear up about, sonic HAS NO CHILDREN, highly objectionable Chris Messina thirst, "the DC of it all," scientifically beautiful men have foreheads, Everything Happened on Glee, Cori's horrible watching habits.

It's time for THE BIG GAME! ...which means we googled our Sonic-sonas in this one, obviously. Feat: Cori's sport-related injury starring Charles Entertainment Cheese, the price of my dignity is a $20 coupon & other trivia war stories, Men Who Aren't Good(TM), "Conan doesn't look like anything," I'm only acquaintances with knuckles, razor is ready to fight, "I love Clam," some reluctant and cursed Cats chat, our outdated Oscars predictions (thankfully wrong!), Delia's visceral hellscape, measure your life in diet coke.

It's 2020 and movies are coming. Feat: an unfortunate zootopia furry mention, "i feel like the man and not the rat," movies shouldn't be so long & other hot takes, things which SPARK NO JOY, Richard kind-of a segue, we remembered who Matthew Goode is, how many churros can you eat???, eldritch horror halfdad. THE END...?