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The art of Hong Kongese by a Dummy

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This podcast series is designed for English speakers to learn Hong Kong Cantonese & Culture. Cantonese is certainly a monster to master. The podcast series is framed around learning Cantonese as a CSL with an English framework. Logo credit: Wan Yiu Chui
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Cantonese Sayings with numbers - Number 2

The art of Hong Kongese by a DummySep 06, 2021

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Cantonese Sayings with numbers - Number 2

Cantonese Sayings with numbers - Number 2

We will talk about Cantonese Sayings with the number 2 and 20 today. Do you know how to say "Traitor", "side character", "rich person but not contributing to society", "nonsense", "no longer young anymore" and "regardless of what"? We will find out!


Enjoy!

Sep 06, 202118:44
Cantonese Sayings with numbers - Number 1

Cantonese Sayings with numbers - Number 1

Cantonese sayings are very interesting. Let's look at some Cantonese Sayings relating to numbers, starting with the number 1 :D!

Enjoy!


Aug 30, 202117:34
Getting a hair cut - Part 3 - specifics, hair texture, parts of the hair, and hair products

Getting a hair cut - Part 3 - specifics, hair texture, parts of the hair, and hair products

This episode I will talk about some more specifics about haircut, parts of the hair, hair texture, and hair products. I will possibly have an episode on some conversations about going to the salon. 

Have fun! Show me your haircut ;)

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Jul 26, 202129:00
Getting a hair cut - Part 2 - how to cut?

Getting a hair cut - Part 2 - how to cut?

This episode I will talk about how to tell your barber how you like your hair to be cut. So you can head to the salon soon! Next week I will talk about some more complicated hairstyles, hair products, and hair textures etc.

Have fun! Show me your haircut ;)

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Jul 19, 202120:17
Special request: Getting a hair cut - Part 1 - general

Special request: Getting a hair cut - Part 1 - general

Ding ding Ding! We have a special request! This episode I will talk about how to talk about what kind of haircut you are getting at the salon in general, in Cantonese of course! Next week I will talk about how you like it cut, different haircut styles. The following weeks I can talk about some more complicated hairstyles like cornrow etc, and hair products, hair textures.

Have fun! Show me your haircut ;)

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Jul 12, 202122:18
Bonus: Hypnosis - Your garden of Cantonese colours
Jun 28, 202126:09
Vocab - indoor activities
Jun 21, 202120:25
Vocab- outdoor activities
Jun 14, 202112:41
Talking about free time activities 得閒會做啲咩?
Jun 07, 202122:44
Linking words: 又...又... ALSO... ALSO... 越...越... THE MORE... THE MORE....
May 31, 202123:48
Vocab - Nature
May 17, 202116:27
yes/ no questions (past tense) - Part 2 (咗/ 完)
May 10, 202118:37
SHORT STORY: WHO IS THAT LADY THAT COMES EVERY NIGHT? 晚晚都出現嘅女人係邊個?
May 03, 202115:22
Vocab - Job 工作 / Occupation 職業
Apr 26, 202115:52
Colours in Cantonese - 顏色
Apr 12, 202113:48
yes/ no questions (past tense) - Part 1 (have/ not have questions)
Apr 05, 202129:56
Cantonese Triple & Multiple Character emotion sounds
Mar 22, 202122:15
Daily Casual Conversation in a taxi

Daily Casual Conversation in a taxi

Hi! Today I have prepared a made up conversation for you in a taxi. This episode is in conjunction of the last episode on basic info vocab: https://anchor.fm/dummy-rivers/episodes/Vocab-list---basic-personal-information-erknm3


Written material: http://www.theartofhongkongesebyadummy.com/daily-conversation-in-a-taxi

Music credit: https://www.royaltyfree-music.com/

Mar 15, 202144:35
Vocab list - basic personal information

Vocab list - basic personal information

This episode is on vocab about basic personal info, you will also hear some vocab on growth and development. This episode is paired with next week's conversation episode. Stay tuned and happy learning! 

Written material: http://www.theartofhongkongesebyadummy.com/vocab-list-basic-personal-info

Music credit: https://www.royaltyfree-music.com/

Mar 08, 202112:19
Asking for clarifications and repeats in Cantonese

Asking for clarifications and repeats in Cantonese

In this episode, you will find out different ways to ask for clarifications, to express you don't understand or that you understand, to ask for repeats, and to request for people to speak up and slow down or quicken their speech.


Written material: http://www.theartofhongkongesebyadummy.com/asking-for-clarifications-and-repeats-in-cantonese

YouTube Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVHR39Ao4nDL8iB21vw1XlQ

Music credit: https://www.royaltyfree-music.com/


Mar 01, 202129:55
Double-character emotion sound Part 2
Feb 22, 202122:46
Vocab list - body & health

Vocab list - body & health

In this episode, a list of vocab will be provided on body & health. You will hear common casual Hong Kong Cantonese words and the formal Chinese words, as well you will find out what classifiers pair with these words. Enjoy! You can go back to listening to "Seeing a Dr"'s episode: https://anchor.fm/dummy-rivers/episodes/Seeing-the-Doctor-with-Cantonese-with-Covid-Screening-Questions-ej5l3l Written material: http://www.theartofhongkongesebyadummy.com/vocab-list-body-health Music credit: www.bensound.com
Feb 15, 202115:35
Daily conversation Chinese New Year - Part 4
Feb 08, 202142:35
Chinese New Year Part 3 - Chinese New year sayings and folklore story behind the Chinese Zodiac
Feb 01, 202121:57
Cantonese Double character Emotion sound - Part 1
Jan 25, 202114:54
Daily Conversation: New Year, setting goals
Jan 18, 202135:38
Vocab - new year setting goals
Jan 11, 202123:33
Cantonese pronouns, possessives and unit classifiers
Jan 04, 202136:19
Cantonese Vocabs on kitchen appliances & cooking ingredients and methods - Xmas Homework
Dec 23, 202009:52
Emotion sounds in Daily Conversations Part 1

Emotion sounds in Daily Conversations Part 1

In this episode, there is a conversation between a Cantonese speaking management officer and a Cantonese speaking resident. The resident was complained by someone regarding her garbage situation at home. I will analyze the conversation as well explaining the emotion sounds in the conversation. 


Happy Holidays & Happy new year!


Written material: http://www.theartofhongkongesebyadummy.com/emotion-sounds-in-daily-conversations-part-1

Music credit: www.bensound.com


Dec 18, 202040:11
Cantonese emotion sounds/words - part 4
Dec 11, 202016:06
Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 10

Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 10

This episode is a special request by one of the listeners. I will be reading the vocabulary lists from page 345-347 of "Complete Cantonese Beginner to Intermediate Course: Learn to read, write, speak and understand a new Language with Teach Yourself"

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Dec 09, 202016:29
Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 9

Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 9

This episode is a special request by one of the listeners. I will be reading the vocabulary lists from page 342-344 of "Complete Cantonese Beginner to Intermediate Course: Learn to read, write, speak and understand a new Language with Teach Yourself"

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Dec 08, 202017:19
Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 8

Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 8

This episode is a special request by one of the listeners. I will be reading the vocabulary lists from page 339-341 of "Complete Cantonese Beginner to Intermediate Course: Learn to read, write, speak and understand a new Language with Teach Yourself"

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Dec 07, 202017:15
Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 7

Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 7

This episode is a special request by one of the listeners. I will be reading the vocabulary lists from page 336-338 of "Complete Cantonese Beginner to Intermediate Course: Learn to read, write, speak and understand a new Language with Teach Yourself"

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Dec 06, 202018:00
Cantonese emotion sounds/words - part 3
Dec 05, 202016:22
Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 6

Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 6

This episode is a special request by one of the listeners. I will be reading the vocabulary lists from page 333-335 of "Complete Cantonese Beginner to Intermediate Course: Learn to read, write, speak and understand a new Language with Teach Yourself"

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Dec 04, 202017:08
Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 5

Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 5

This episode is a special request by one of the listeners. I will be reading the vocabulary lists from page 330-332 of "Complete Cantonese Beginner to Intermediate Course: Learn to read, write, speak and understand a new Language with Teach Yourself"  


Music credit: www.bensound.com

Dec 03, 202017:58
Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 4

Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 4

This episode is a special request by one of the listeners. I will be reading the vocabulary lists from page 327-329 of "Complete Cantonese Beginner to Intermediate Course: Learn to read, write, speak and understand a new Language with Teach Yourself"  


Music credit: www.bensound.com

Dec 02, 202017:58
Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 3
Dec 01, 202023:18
Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 2
Nov 30, 202020:00
Cantonese Vocabulary list - Part 1
Nov 29, 202018:54
4 character idiom 知恩圖報 & its story
Nov 28, 202036:33
Cantonese emotion sounds/words - part 2
Nov 20, 202012:49
Cantonese emotion sounds/words 助語詞 - Part 1

Cantonese emotion sounds/words 助語詞 - Part 1

This episode is about Cantonese emotion sounds that begin sentences, what do they mean and how to use them. Know them so you can express your emotions seamlessly with Cantonese!

Written material: http://www.theartofhongkongesebyadummy.com/cantonese-emotion-sounds-part-1

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Nov 13, 202011:05
Buying furniture in Hong Kong in Cantonese
Nov 07, 202029:31
Cantonese Tongue twisters

Cantonese Tongue twisters

Learn a couple of tongue twisters today to enhance your Cantonese fluency and clarity, exercise those tongue muscles. Let's see if you get as tongue tied as I do. :)


Written material:  http://www.theartofhongkongesebyadummy.com/cantonese-tongue-twisters

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Oct 30, 202013:58
Basic past, present perfect, "Future past tense"
Oct 24, 202017:26
Cantonese basic present tense & present continuous tense

Cantonese basic present tense & present continuous tense

In this episode, I am going to talk about the grammatical structure of forming present tense sentences as well as present continuous tense. As well, some keywords you might here to indicate the present and routine.


Written material: http://www.theartofhongkongesebyadummy.com/present-tense-present-continuous-tense

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Oct 17, 202014:37
Why do Cantonese people speak English when you want to speak Cantonese?

Why do Cantonese people speak English when you want to speak Cantonese?

In this episode, I am going to talk about some reasons why the Cantonese speaking person would suddenly switch to English when you are speaking Cantonese. Is it you, or is it them? What can you do?

Written material: http://www.theartofhongkongesebyadummy.com/why-do-cantonese-people-speak-english-when-you-want-to-speak-cantonese

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Oct 09, 202028:35
Do you know enough Cantonese to travel in Hong Kong?

Do you know enough Cantonese to travel in Hong Kong?

This episode, I will summarize a lot of what we have talked about. already, eg. greeting, thank you, sorry, excuse me, how to say you don't understand, getting info and ordering food, etc. Reality check, do you think you know these phrases to travel in Hong Kong?

Written material: http://www.theartofhongkongesebyadummy.com/do-you-know-enough-basic-cantonese-to-travel-in-hong-kong

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Oct 03, 202029:20
Mid autumn festival 中秋節(Dummy PY: Chong Chow Jeet)

Mid autumn festival 中秋節(Dummy PY: Chong Chow Jeet)

This episode, I will tell you a couple of stories about 中秋節(Dummy PY: Chong Chow Jeet) Mid Autumn Festival and its origins. I hope you enjoy this festival and get to spend some time with your family and friends!

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Written material: http://www.theartofhongkongesebyadummy.com/mid-autumn-festival

Sep 26, 202020:25
Saying Yes in various ways in Cantonese

Saying Yes in various ways in Cantonese

This episode, you will find various different ways of saying yes in Cantonese so you won't confuse the Cantonese speaker!

Written material: http://www.theartofhongkongesebyadummy.com/the-various-ways-of-saying-yes-in-cantonese

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Sep 18, 202015:47
Thank you in Cantonese: 19 ways to say it & how to respond

Thank you in Cantonese: 19 ways to say it & how to respond

In this episode, I will talk about 19 different ways of saying thank you in Cantonese, and how you can respond to the thank yous like a native. Enjoy :)

Written material: http://www.theartofhongkongesebyadummy.com/thank-you-in-cantonese-19-ways-how-to-respond

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Sep 12, 202022:42
Seeing the Doctor with Cantonese *with Covid Screening Questions
Sep 05, 202036:00
Ghost Festival盂蘭節 or 鬼節 in Hong Kong & ghost stories
Aug 28, 202023:19
How to ask questions - 5Ws & 1H
Aug 20, 202020:58
Buying groceries at the wet market in Hong Kong/ meat

Buying groceries at the wet market in Hong Kong/ meat

Today I am chatting a little about buying groceries at the wet market in Hong Kong. You will learn about how we refer to the people who work there, names of the different cuts of meat and, some names of fish. Hope you enjoy it. 

Written material: www.theartofhongkongesebyadummy.com

Music credit: www.bensound.com

Aug 14, 202020:43
Cantonese auxiliary verbs (Need to/ Willing to/ Dare to)
Jul 31, 202029:01
Cantonese grammar - Linking words (If...then.../Because...so...)
Jul 23, 202032:43
How to order Dim Sum 點心 at a Cantonese Dim Sum restaurant 茶樓 ?
Jul 20, 202023:17
Cantonese grammar - Linking words (And & but)
Jul 16, 202031:37
Skill based: Harnessing your brain power to learn Cantonese
Jul 10, 202023:21
Special request - How to order food from a Cantonese Restaurant - 茶餐廳(Cha Chan Tang) Tea Cafe?
Jun 30, 202031:13
Dragon Boat Festival端午節 -What do we do and why?

Dragon Boat Festival端午節 -What do we do and why?

This is a short episode on Dragon Boat Festival. I will talk a little about what kinds of things we do surrounding Dragon Boat Festival, and the story behind the origin of Dragon Boat Festival. Thank you and enjoy!

Jun 21, 202010:42
Introducing yourself in Hong Kong Cantonese Part 1

Introducing yourself in Hong Kong Cantonese Part 1

This episode I will be talking about how to introduce yourself in Hong Kong Cantonese. I will be focusing on 3 questions - what is your name? Where are you from? What languages do you speak? I will also be speaking about a quite controversial topic in Hong Kong, which has been talked about for years, that is whether Cantonese is a language.
Jun 16, 202023:25
Happy Father’s Day! 父親節快樂

Happy Father’s Day! 父親節快樂

In this episode, I will be sharing some stories about fathers. At the end I will let you know a couple of sweet things you can say to your dad in Hong Kong Cantonese. Enjoy :)
Jun 09, 202018:11
What is happening in Hong Kong? National Security Bill 國安法? Popular places for Hong Kongers to move.

What is happening in Hong Kong? National Security Bill 國安法? Popular places for Hong Kongers to move.

In this episode I will be sharing the news of what’s happening in Hong Kong. - The National Security Bill 國安法. I will also be talking about the places where Hong Kongers might want to move to or visit. Thank you for supporting Hong Kong and our people.
May 27, 202015:25
Seasons and weather 季節同天氣

Seasons and weather 季節同天氣

I will be talking about seasons and weather. Included 2 poems for you to enjoy!


YouTube Video: https://youtu.be/oz6sL5TYlik

Written material: http://www.theartofhongkongesebyadummy.com/seasons-and-weather

Music credit: www.bensound.com

May 21, 202018:54
Tips for pronunciation & Cantonese romanization systems - mailbox answered
May 12, 202025:56
What to say to your mother in Cantonese for Mother's Day?

What to say to your mother in Cantonese for Mother's Day?

This episode will be on some things you can say to your mother in Cantonese for Mother's day. Also introducing the concept of filial piety 孝順. Wishing all mothers here happy mother's day. 祝所有既媽媽母親節快樂!

May 09, 202011:56
Movies for Hong Kong Cantonese Learning
May 07, 202022:12
All about the dates- Year, Month, Day

All about the dates- Year, Month, Day

In this episode, I will introduce the 3 units of year month and day to you, so you can start to read dates! Don’t miss any appointments because you don’t know them!
Apr 28, 202010:16
Speaking with your Ears - Excel in your listening and speaking

Speaking with your Ears - Excel in your listening and speaking

This episode is more on the technical side. We look into why even though u listen to “accurate” Cantonese and still can’t get the tones right. Here is why.
Apr 27, 202010:10
How to call your immediate family members in Hong Kong Cantonese -Kinship

How to call your immediate family members in Hong Kong Cantonese -Kinship

In this episode, I will talk about how you called your immediate family members. Watch out for when people are cursing at you with your own family members.
Apr 21, 202010:32
Establishing good habits - 建立好習慣

Establishing good habits - 建立好習慣

Today I will be talking about 3 good habits that we have that I believe can reflect well on our culture. What are the good habits specific to your culture? Let me know :)
Apr 08, 202015:59
Emotions 情緒 - mood 心情
Mar 31, 202012:48
Global stockpiling hacks- HongKongese Grocery list

Global stockpiling hacks- HongKongese Grocery list

This episode I will talk about some of my own personal tips in stockpiling, learn Cantonese vocab for groceries. Stay safe and stay healthy!
Mar 12, 202014:26
Time will tell? - what time is it?
Feb 26, 202015:33
Simple rules for counting in Hong Kongese numbers

Simple rules for counting in Hong Kongese numbers

Numbers are important, from telling others your age, how much in prices, to getting someone’s numbers. Cantonese numbers are even more straightforward than English! Learn these rules of Cantonese numbers, and start calculating faster!
Feb 19, 202010:10
Learn Cantonese numbers 1-10 with Hypnosis I Fall Asleep quickly
Feb 15, 202012:22
Hong Kongese Valentines Day

Hong Kongese Valentines Day

This episode, we will explore Valentines days in Hong Kong, things you would give to your partner, and how to confess your love. Enjoy!
Feb 08, 202012:55
Hong Kongese Happy Birthday Part 1

Hong Kongese Happy Birthday Part 1

In this episode, I will be exploring Hong Kongese birthdays. Some cultural stuff regarding birthdays, what to say to wish people happy birthday. :) Enjoy! For YouTube visual materials, visit « The Art of Hong Kongese by a Dummy »
Feb 05, 202009:22
Hong Kongese Greetings Part 2
Jan 30, 202007:23
Coronavirus, Wuhan Pneumonia, SARI- information and how to prevent it?
Jan 25, 202015:01
Chinese New Year In Hong Kong Part. 2
Jan 23, 202009:19
Chinese New Year in Hong Kong Part 1
Jan 22, 202008:18
Hong Kongese Greetings
Jan 21, 202005:58