
Earth to Linda
By Andy Mangold and Linda Eliasen

Earth to LindaSep 18, 2018

197 — Live from the Medicine Cabinet
Andy and Linda talk about hiring, interviewing, comedy, and coming to things late in life.
Recorded on July 26th, 2023.

196 — Leaving a Piece of Yourself out on the Swedish Triangle
Linda hits Andy with the podcast equivalent of a "you up" text, calling him to record right after finishing the longest hike of her life.
Recorded on July 11th, 2023.

195 — In Pursuit of Storsjöodjuret
Andy and Linda talk about Linda's forthcoming trip to Sweden.
Recorded on July 7th, 2023.

194 — Rearranging the Furniture as an Emotional Coping Mechanism
Andy and Linda talk about rearranging furniture and bedroom activities.
Recorded on June 26th, 2023.

193 — Everybody Should Be In Therapy
Andy and Linda reconnect after a long hiatus.
Recorded on June 23rd, 2023.

192 — Aviation Special

191 — Buying a Twee Little Rug Before Improv Class
Andy and Linda talk about Linda's new rug, money, and washing their feet.
Recorded on March 9th, 2023.

190 — The Bean Hypothesis
Andy and Linda have a quick catch up to discuss being old and beans.
Recorded on February 20th, 2023.

189 — Laughing at a Bush Because It Seems Like It Has a Funny Personality
Andy and Linda discuss Linda's (annual?) pilgrimage to Joshua Tree.
Also, Andy would like to issue a formal apology to Linda and the listeners: after the episode he discovered that he has in fact been conflating Palm Springs, which is very clearly in California, with Palm Beach in Florida. I thought they were one place. I am an idiot.
Recorded on February 2nd, 2023.

188 — Sorry, Rattlesnake
Andy and Linda discuss Andy's recent visit to New York, "alone time" in a hotel room, bumper cars for pussies, family dynamics, and that weird table for doing pilates on.
Recorded on January 9th, 2023.

187 — Introducing Tom
Andy and Linda discuss Linda's burgeoning relationship with Tom Hanks, how much old people can or cannot change, and Andy's new couch.
Recorded on December 29th, 2022.

186 — Hugin & Munin & a Chorus of "Fuck It"s
Andy and Linda discuss nesting, electric vehicles, and a Magical groundskeeper with a pet flock of wild ravens.
Recorded on December 8th, 2022.

185 — A Chain Letter About Giving Your Cat a Pill
Andy and Linda catch up after an unplanned interregnum. Please DO listen to this one.
Recorded on December 2nd, 2022.

184 — The One Jonnie Hallman Ruined
Andy and Linda TRY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION BUT ARE INTERRUPTED BY ANDY'S SHIT INTERNET.
Seriously, do not listen to this one.
Recorded on November 12th, 2022.

183 — Napoleon Dynamite, but NOT Hot
Andy and Linda talk about bad weeks, Halloween, and Andy's new iPad.
Recorded on October 30th, 2022.

182 — Honk Honk America
Andy and Linda talk about Helsinki, slamming gurt, surfer's eye, futuro houses, and eating ass.
Recorded on September 8th, 2022.

181 — Missed Connection
Andy and Linda talk about new creative pursuits, new studios, and Craigslist Missed Connections.
Recorded on September 2nd, 2022.

180 — Swimming Upwards Into the Sky
Andy and Linda talk about last wishes, tattoos, and meditation.
Recorded on July 25th, 2022.

179 — The Ocean Times a Billiondy
Andy and Linda talk about the first scientific image from the James Webb Space Telescope.
Recorded on July 11th, 2022.

178 — Feeling Seen by the Military Industrial Complex
Andy and Linda talk about Linda's triumphant return to a nomadic way of life, Cape Cod, France, and a robot designed to fuck relentlessly on a mattress.
Recorded on June 22nd, 2022.

177 — A Vespa Is Not a Motorcycle
Andy and Linda talk about California, broken phones, and riding on a Vespa.
Recorded on June 15th, 2022.

176 — Wiggle Dick
Andy and Linda talk about technical drawings, doing drugs, doggie haircuts, and tattoos.
Recorded on May 26th, 2022.

175 — It's a little drywall, Michael. What could it cost? $60,000?
Andy and Linda talk about Old Enough, what is wrong with America, home renovations, and have basically the exact same conversation about celebrity look-a-likes as last time. How embarrassing.
Recorded on April 4th, 2022.

174 — A Little Advil PM Every Now and Then
Andy and Linda talk about mattresses, sleep, children, and celebrity look-a-likes.
Recorded on April 4th, 2022.

173 — Back on Our Bullshit
Andy and Linda talk about breaks, breakups, and the novel coronavirus.
Recorded on March 21st, 2022.

172 — The Desert Linda Chronicles: Lateness
Andy and Linda talk about being late, head holes, and Jackass.
Recorded on February 2nd, 2022.

171 — The Desert Linda Chronicles: Markings
Andy and Linda talk about tattoos and shitting on the floor of a casino.
Recorded on January 24th, 2022.

170 — The Desert Linda Chronicles: Grounding
Andy and Linda talk about around whom they feel most grounded.
Recorded on January 17th, 2022.

169 — The Desert Linda Chronicles: Genesis
Andy and Linda talk about Linda's desert trip.
Recorded on January 10th, 2022.

168 — Nutting to Nebulae
Andy and Linda talk about the James Webb Space Telescope, Linda's forthcoming desert journey, and teaching.
Recorded on January 3rd, 2022.

167 — Sexy Dexter from Dexter's Laboratory
Andy and Linda talk sexy Dexter, old TVs, pants, lights, and consumerism as identity.
Recorded on December 20th, 2021.

166 — A Rough One From the Road
Andy and Linda talk about Linda's travels and the failure of social media.
Recorded on November 12th, 2021.

165 — Hairy Caray, Magnet Man
Andy and Linda talk about hair, buttons, and design sensibility.
Recorded on November 4th, 2021.

164 — Emotional Photographic Memory
Andy and Linda talk about memory, dreams, and the practical limits of science under capitalism. Recorded on October 31st, 2021.

163 — Farting Around a Melancholy Fall
Andy and Linda talk about a centrism, fall, being sad, and why this show is not entertaining.
Recorded on October 16th, 2021.

162 — A Letter from Six Years Ago, Addressed to Someone Else
Andy and Linda talk about a letter Andy wrote to a role model of his in 2015, but never delivered.
Recorded on September 29th, 2021.

161 — COVID Scare
Andy and Linda talk about Andy's COVID scare. For those concerned, Andy ended up NOT having COVID.
Recorded on September 16th, 2021.

160 — Dispatch from a Lukewarm Raisin
Andy and Linda are talking about cultural appropriation.
Recorded on August 30th, 2021.

159 — Cracky DeVito
Andy and Linda are talking about alternative medicine.
Recorded on August 18th, 2021.

158 — Not NOT Caked Up
Andy and Linda are talking about being in their 30s, sore buns, name baggage, Austin Powers, air quality, and motorboating peaches.
Recorded on July 30th, 2021.

157 — Nipple Pasty Sweat Stains
Andy and Linda are talking about being intimidated by big groups of women, Linda's new job, baby showers, self-loathing, and where to build cities.
Recorded on July 19th, 2021.

156 — Fancy Water
Andy and Linda are talking about Andy's late father's "career".
Recorded on June 28th, 2021.

155 — Sliding Down a Sand Dune on Your Butt
Andy and Linda are talking about Linda's news, the beach, and exercise.
Recorded on June 22nd, 2021.

154 — Using a CitiBike as a Bench
Andy and Linda are talking about bougie bitch bullshit, the pandemic, wedgies, and all sorts of stuff they've covered before.
Recorded on June 14th, 2021.

153 — Driving Home from Vermont
Andy and Linda are talking about socializing, being happy, making clay, and other podcasts.
Recorded on June 6th, 2021.

152 — Alone for the First Time in a Year
Andy and Linda are talking about being alone, sick dogs, and mattress free trials.
Recorded on June 2nd, 2021.

151 — A Return to Form
Andy and Linda are back on their bullshit talking about trivial nonsense, including trendy workouts, people watching, baby showers, maintaining enthusiasm in a long-term relationship, and inter-generational friends.
Recorded on May 20th, 2021.

150 — A Very Long Month
Andy and Linda are talking about the suicide of Andy's close friend. Content warning for suicide!
Recorded on May 14th, 2021.

149 — Mapped Media Memories
Andy and Linda are talking about associating art with specific periods of their life, a "return" to "normalcy", tech-utopian nanny-companies, getting high, mentorship, and Andy's hangup with entrepreneurship.
Please forgive the occasional echo on Andy's audio due to Linda's carphone. We are deeply sorry.
Recorded on April 6th, 2021.

148 — Linda's Papa's Christmas Cantatas
Andy and Linda are talking about Christ, Linda's sense of humor, getting vaccinated, tennis, getting pulled over, and the most dangerous thing Andy's ever done.
Please forgive the occasional echo on Andy's audio due to Linda's carphone. We are deeply sorry.
Recorded on April 4th, 2021.