Earth to Linda

Andy and Linda talk about Linda's new rug, money, and washing their feet.

Recorded on March 9th, 2023.

Andy and Linda have a quick catch up to discuss being old and beans.

Recorded on February 20th, 2023.

Andy and Linda discuss Linda's (annual?) pilgrimage to Joshua Tree.

Also, Andy would like to issue a formal apology to Linda and the listeners: after the episode he discovered that he has in fact been conflating Palm Springs, which is very clearly in California, with Palm Beach in Florida. I thought they were one place. I am an idiot.

Recorded on February 2nd, 2023.

Andy and Linda discuss Andy's recent visit to New York, "alone time" in a hotel room, bumper cars for pussies, family dynamics, and that weird table for doing pilates on.

Recorded on January 9th, 2023.

Andy and Linda discuss Linda's burgeoning relationship with Tom Hanks, how much old people can or cannot change, and Andy's new couch.

Recorded on December 29th, 2022.

Andy and Linda discuss nesting, electric vehicles, and a Magical groundskeeper with a pet flock of wild ravens.

Recorded on December 8th, 2022.

Andy and Linda catch up after an unplanned interregnum. Please DO listen to this one.

Recorded on December 2nd, 2022.

Andy and Linda TRY TO HAVE A CONVERSATION BUT ARE INTERRUPTED BY ANDY'S SHIT INTERNET.

Seriously, do not listen to this one.

Recorded on November 12th, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about bad weeks, Halloween, and Andy's new iPad.

Recorded on October 30th, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about Helsinki, slamming gurt, surfer's eye, futuro houses, and eating ass.

Recorded on September 8th, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about new creative pursuits, new studios, and Craigslist Missed Connections.

Recorded on September 2nd, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about last wishes, tattoos, and meditation.

Recorded on July 25th, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about the first scientific image from the James Webb Space Telescope.

Recorded on July 11th, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about Linda's triumphant return to a nomadic way of life, Cape Cod, France, and a robot designed to fuck relentlessly on a mattress.

Recorded on June 22nd, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about California, broken phones, and riding on a Vespa.

Recorded on June 15th, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about technical drawings, doing drugs, doggie haircuts, and tattoos.

Recorded on May 26th, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about Old Enough, what is wrong with America, home renovations, and have basically the exact same conversation about celebrity look-a-likes as last time. How embarrassing.

Recorded on April 4th, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about mattresses, sleep, children, and celebrity look-a-likes.

Recorded on April 4th, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about breaks, breakups, and the novel coronavirus.

Recorded on March 21st, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about being late, head holes, and Jackass.

Recorded on February 2nd, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about tattoos and shitting on the floor of a casino.

Recorded on January 24th, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about around whom they feel most grounded.

Recorded on January 17th, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about Linda's desert trip.

Recorded on January 10th, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk about the James Webb Space Telescope, Linda's forthcoming desert journey, and teaching.

Recorded on January 3rd, 2022.

Andy and Linda talk sexy Dexter, old TVs, pants, lights, and consumerism as identity.

Recorded on December 20th, 2021.

Andy and Linda talk about Linda's travels and the failure of social media.

Recorded on November 12th, 2021.

Andy and Linda talk about hair, buttons, and design sensibility.

Recorded on November 4th, 2021.

Andy and Linda talk about memory, dreams, and the practical limits of science under capitalism. Recorded on October 31st, 2021.

Andy and Linda talk about a centrism, fall, being sad, and why this show is not entertaining.

Recorded on October 16th, 2021.

Andy and Linda talk about a letter Andy wrote to a role model of his in 2015, but never delivered.

Recorded on September 29th, 2021.

Andy and Linda talk about Andy's COVID scare. For those concerned, Andy ended up NOT having COVID.

Recorded on September 16th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about cultural appropriation. 

Recorded on August 30th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about alternative medicine.

Recorded on August 18th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about being in their 30s, sore buns, name baggage, Austin Powers, air quality, and motorboating peaches.

Recorded on July 30th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about being intimidated by big groups of women, Linda's new job, baby showers, self-loathing, and where to build cities.

Recorded on July 19th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about Andy's late father's "career".

Recorded on June 28th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about Linda's news, the beach, and exercise.

Recorded on June 22nd, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about bougie bitch bullshit, the pandemic, wedgies, and all sorts of stuff they've covered before.

Recorded on June 14th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about socializing, being happy, making clay, and other podcasts.

Recorded on June 6th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about being alone, sick dogs, and mattress free trials.

Recorded on June 2nd, 2021.

Andy and Linda are back on their bullshit talking about trivial nonsense, including trendy workouts, people watching, baby showers, maintaining enthusiasm in a long-term relationship, and inter-generational friends.

Recorded on May 20th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about the suicide of Andy's close friend. Content warning for suicide!

Recorded on May 14th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about associating art with specific periods of their life, a "return" to "normalcy", tech-utopian nanny-companies, getting high, mentorship, and Andy's hangup with entrepreneurship.

Please forgive the occasional echo on Andy's audio due to Linda's carphone. We are deeply sorry.

Recorded on April 6th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about Christ, Linda's sense of humor, getting vaccinated, tennis, getting pulled over, and the most dangerous thing Andy's ever done.

Please forgive the occasional echo on Andy's audio due to Linda's carphone. We are deeply sorry.

Recorded on April 4th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about dog grooming, crying, capitalism, crying over capitalism, burnout, problematizing, solvematizing, voice-acting, and whether or not Linda would give up her modern life to live like a turn of the century robber-baron.

Recorded on March 31st, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about birds, spiders, salamanders, hermit crabs, why capitalism is bad, and Linda’s big news.

Recorded on March 24th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about being good at drawing, capitalism, being cranky, and the bachelor.

Recorded on March 16th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about musical instruments, Andy’s first business, getting hired by your parent's friends, Coheed and Cambria, king size beds, breakfast food chains, and breaking rules.

Recorded on March 8th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about boundaries, bathtubs, dick pics, and steak dinners.

Recorded on February 22nd, 2021

Andy and Linda are talking about the quantified self, setting expectations, drawing maps from memory, cheating, and audiobooks.

Recorded on February 9th, 2021

Andy and Linda are talking about the situation with GameSpot stonks! Weird!

Recorded on January 28th, 2021

Andy and Linda are talking about dogs, chickens, and the past.

Recorded on January 25th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are talking about minor health issues, e-bikes, AirPods, Joe Pera Talks with You, and g-strings.

Recorded on January 18th, 2021.

Andy and Linda are back after a long break, talking about Bean Dad, bidets, and how no one is allowed to talk about time.

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Recorded on January 12th, 2021.

On this episode, Mark and Hillary grab the reins. I don't know what they talked about because I haven't listened to it. I hope they didn't exchange social security numbers or talk about their favorite passwords!

Recorded on December 31st, 2020.

Andy and Linda talk about emails, Christmas, manifestation, attraction, and how Andy is trying to reinvent his business.

Recorded on December 22nd, 2020.

Andy and Linda talk about phases of the moon, menstrual cycles, seed cycling, and embroidery.

Recorded on December 15th, 2020.

Andy and Linda talk about wranglin' floof, gifts they are giving to their partners (NO LISTENING HILLARY OR MARK), the Mochamaster coffeemaker, why copper is try hard, wabi sabi, things that have been ruined by graphic design fuck boys, internet enabled rowing machines, pooping and peeing out gifts, fancy soy sauce, Andy's gift giving faux pas, and also Linda's MUCH MORE significant gift giving faux pas.

Recorded on December 4th, 2020.

Andy and Linda talk about Christmas, how to roast a chicken, the social politics of the dog park, being OK with people not liking you, ghost-writing conference talks, how people are too nuanced to brand, doing stuff badly, and the magic of collaboration.

Recorded on November 28th, 2020.

Andy and Linda talk about body image issues, exercise, The Simpsons, Among Us, lying, the reception of creative work, recency bias, World's Fairs, TikTok teens, and fake meat.

Recorded on November 23rd, 2020.

Andy and Linda discuss the outcome of the 2020 U.S. election. Recorded on November 9th, 2020.

Linda got mad at me for putting "COVID-19 Isolation" in every title, and fair enough. I did it at first because I thought we would have a limited number of these isolation episodes and it would be nice to distinguish them. Lol. Anyway, now I am just going to be haunted by the titles being inconsistent, but at least Linda won't be mad at me.

Andy and Linda bring you their hotly anticipated election night special, recorded from their respective bathtubs.

Recorded on November 3rd, 2020, at 7:04pm.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss voting, the positive things in their lives, and do a check-in on intermittent fasting. Recorded on October 27th, 2020.

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Andy in his very sexy shirt at the 8th grade dance: https://imgur.com/qKhrZ9i

Linda lookin' huge in 7th grade: https://imgur.com/KuuJGr4

Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss mountains, lakes, middle school, how Linda was a giant youth, and that one time Andy completely shaped the sexual development of his peers. Recorded on October 21st, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss the male gaze and intermittent fasting. Recorded on October 15th, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss boating, fast food, mutuals, and attics. Recorded on October 4th, 2020.

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Content warning: rape, incest, abortion.

Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss Andy's drive to Oklahoma and abortion. Recorded on September 29th, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss Linda and Andy's upcoming travel. Recorded on September 16th, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss Linda's degassing process, meditation, and how much Linda would double her money. Recorded on September 9th, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they are joined by a special guest and talk about insecurity, side-projects, and hassling contractors. Recorded on August 29th, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they talk about art, digging holes, and would-you-rathers. Recorded on August 24th, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they talk about Linda's dog troubles and Andy's new meds. Recorded on August 17th, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they talk about Andy's broken air-conditioning and landscaping work. Recorded on August 12th, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they talk about Linda's vacation, Andy's depression, and the future. Recorded on August 1st, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they talk about Linda cutting her hair, vanity, and Linda and Mark's impending vacation. Recorded on July 22nd, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they talk about houses selling in Andy's neighborhood, echo chambers, and A Pattern Language. Recorded on July 15th, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they talk about Andy's birthday, stonks, guns, deleting Tweets, digital footprints, and climate change. Recorded on July 8th, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they talk about E-bikes, Sunday scaries, how to flirt, houseplants, mindfulness (or lack thereof), Linda's mind palace, and the competitive Super Smash Brothers scene. Recorded on July 5th, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they talk about taking things for granted, fajita-memes, copy-pasta, the firm grip of capitalism, Occupy Wall Street, voting systems, and inline skating. Recorded on July 2nd, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, the talk about the second spike, American rugged individualism, rollerblades, cancel culture, and rollerblades again. Recorded on June 30th, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss voting, the electoral college, and Queer Eye. Recorded on June 20th, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss pants, hair, and the changing dynamics of the protests they are attending. Recorded on June 15th, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss the continued, worldwide demonstrations in the wake of the murder of George Floyd. Recorded on June 7th, 2020.

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Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss the murder of George Floyd by Minneapolis police officer Derek Chauvin. Recorded on June 1st, 2020.

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Thanks to James Jackson for sponsoring this episode of Earth to Linda. The show has moved hosts and no longer has recurring costs, so no more sponsorships are being accepted at this time. Thanks to those who have supported us along the way ♥️

Andy and Linda take a break from regularly scheduled programming to reflect on the COVID-19 pandemic and ensuing social isolation. In this episode, they discuss the masonry local to New York and Baltimore and side-projects. Recorded on May 20th, 2020.

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