Effin' Cultured
By Bobby, Griff, & Rik
Effin' CulturedSep 19, 2023
The Sound of Weatherproofing
Drew has covid, Bobby has Shingles, and The Griff abides!
This week we talk:
NFL quick hits
Hambone Awards
The End of Days
Broken Caulk
A Crazy short cut and we finish with some Florida Man news
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Sharts on a Plane
Laura is back and joins Bobby and Griff to talk about:
Work Woes
Fuzzy Xbox
Kanye getting nasty
Brady's new gig
Martin Short Hate
A crappy flight
and some florida man/bear news!
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HiroBEEma
Craig's baby is here! Since he's on leave, Mike from Neatcast joins us this week!
Lot's of word play, and no remorse for some sad news this week, which includes:
Troubles with Rent
Freakin Bees
Sad Music News
Air BnBaseball
and an epic fight over a 4 wheeler!
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Fermented Fruit 30: Small Soldiers (1998)
Bobby, Griff, Craig, and Dean are getting ripped tonight!
We are watching the 1998 sci fi comedy Small Soldiers! Celebrating 25 years of Commando and Gorgonite existence.
I love the smell of polyurethane in the morning! Did we think this movie should be rotten, or like a fine wine is it fermented? Come on in, and find out!
What's Your Toon?
We are joined by AJ from Nutmeg Junction!
We talk about:
Florida Woman Forensics
The Craziest Marathon of all time
Rockin Bud Lite
Dunkin Punkin
Tye Die Pizza
Then we re-imagine the zodiac signs as cartoon characters from our youth! I'm a Daffy Duck!
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The Crawling Method
Bobby, Griff, and Craig are here and they are TIRED!
Bobby shares WAY TOO MUCH about his vacation to the Jersey Shore
then we talk about:
Aphantasia
An unfortunate realization about a toy
Spiked Dunkin
BK snack wraps
McDonald's being McDumb
HQ Video game news
and a spider closing down a supermarket!
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Roach’s Rectal Relief
Bobby, Griff and Craig do a little late-night recording before Bobby leaves for Wildwood! Topics on the docket for this week include:
RIP Paul Reubens
Asteroid mining
An unfortunate pool fiesta
Sunbears and Secret Zoo
MTG’s One Ring and the Chief Uno Player
Florida Man news
An unfortunate highway fiesta
Imposter-N-Out
Winona Ryder cameo kidnapping?
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Oh, The Hugh Manatee!
Griff is back and crushing it with jokes!
This week we talk about;
Griff's vacation
Movies
Country music
Mustard Skittles and other food news
Sex dolls
Manatee "love?"
a fun game of golf, and the most famous Craigs!
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BiCARius
Bobby and Craig are Joined by Eric and Laura this week! They discuss:
RIP Tony Bennett
Romney is Effin weird
Attack of the NPC craze
Dunkin's summer swag
Ornery Otter
Car Love
and we discuss the most famous Eric's and Laura's
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Was This Before or After Fighting the One-Legged Man?
Bobby, Griff, and Craig are here and talking about all sorts of goodies!
We talk about Heat Stroke
The WGA/SAG strike
Burger King News
Nic Cage trailers
Urban Romance
crime unpaid
and Rankers most famous Matthews
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Always a Wiener to Me
Drew joins Bobby, Griff, and Craig this week to talk about:
Seacrest's Wheel
a Deadly Binge session
Hot Dog News
dumb Brits writing about "dumb" American foods
and a ton of toy related movie news!
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Fermented Fruit 29: National Treasure
Happy Birthday America! (and The Rik!)
Bobby, Griff, Dean, and Mike from the Neatcast, all have a little too much to drink, and review the 2004 Nic Cage blockbuster, National Treasure.
Does Cage bleed ink? WILL SEAN BEAN DIE... AGAIN!? Why would the captain be guarding THAT barrel?
All those questions and much more being answered here, including wether we think this movie should be rotten or not...
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Trouble With The Scurve
Bobby, Griff, and Craig are here and talking a whole bunch of nonsense about:
The Submersible.... yeah, we know, everyone is talking about it
6,12,18,24 challenge
We try the newest Coke flavor
Who played baseball?
Mormon's attacking Nevada!
Who's greatest hits?
We finish by trying to guess ranker's list of top 10 Roberts and Bobs
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You Can't Say That on Radio!
Bobby, Griff, and Craig are back this week to give their love to Rik's new baby boy, and to talk about:
24 hour play festival
Cadaver Caper!
I'm Not Dead Yet... yet.
Sidekicks Sequel!?
THE NEWEST ULTIMATE SWEAR! (We learn new slang that leaves us spechless)
Street Fighter Easter Egg
Food News!
And a Professional Child Shamer
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I Say Tomato, You Say Pepperoni
The Rik's baby boy is coming this week so we talk for far too long to say "See you soon, Rik!"
We talk about:
Dumb folks
FAKE Sex Sports
LIV Golf
Predator vs Wolverine
Ducking Iphones
A German Amputation
2 Cocaine Bear Knock offs
Then Griff challenges us to pick the fake Ad!
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Never Trust a Scandinavian With a Potato!
Another episode in the books! The boys are here, and talking about:
Another Dirty Old Man
Triple Double Crunch Wraps!
TV and Movie news
Get That Cheese!
Some crazy news, including a wild potato story
and the new Foo!
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Whale Team 6
This episode the boys are talking about;
Sentient toilets, Reunions, RIP Cherry Dip, Target, Movie and TV news, then we get into some fun news stories including a pod of vigilante whales!
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Effin Ho Down
Mika is back! She joins the guys in talking Mortal Kombat, Frankmobile, Star Wars, Ketchup Remix, and suing the entire world!
Then, it's a celebration of National Masturbation Month, with some year in review from Pornhub.
Last but not least, we draft our fantasy fictional brothels!
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My Safe Word is Zoinks
We talk some old folks news
TV and movies
Dolly!
Zelda!
And some fun headlines including a really unfortunate MRI...
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Richard is a Dick
This week we talk about:
New Appliances
DONT CALL ME BIG MAN!
Outlaw Johnny Black and other movie news
Richard Dreyfus is a dick
An Ancient mask is unearther... Smokin'!
The Dickie Berg of Dildo NF
Fermented Fruit 28: Good Burger
Welcome to Effin Cultured, home of the Effin Cultured, can we get drunk and review your movie!? We got drunk, and watched Good Burger, so you don't need to! Is this movie truly rotten, or like a fine wine fermented? Listen now, and see how we felt? Let us know what you think. Come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured!
Righty Tighty
This week we talk about some McDonalds updates, some Cartoon news, AI, and a few other crazy stories. We finish everything up by talking about an Onlyfans lady that has 2.... uh.... well you know... One for work, and One for Pleasure!
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Effin’ Smaht 2: THE FINALE!
Whistle While You Wank
The boys are back, and talking about Super Mario Bros Movie and other movie news including Street Fighter and the new HBO Harry Potter series, Cadbury Subway, Bobby says good-bye to Bushwhacker Butch, The Dali Lama is a freak, and then we get lost in the beauty that is the Autosuck and the 3Fap! You have to hear it to believe it!
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The Fake World
Happy 3 year podiversary Effers!!!!
To celebrate 3 years we talk some movies, some Disney vs Desantis, some Mammoth meatballs, and then we each draft an 8 person cast of fictional characters to live in a house together for the inaugural season of The Fake World.
Listen now, and let us know who's house you will be tuning in to!
The Effin' Roast of Mario and Friends
How many people do we need to properly roast the king of Nintendo, Mario Mario!? That would be a baker's dozen! Join us as we throw Mario and his friends on the spit and Roast the ever living shiitake mushrooms out of them for 2 and a half hours! By the time we were done, we were drunk, and in pain from laughing! We hope you'll leave the same! Lets A-Go!
Joining us on the dais this time around:
The Neatcast: https://theneatcast.buzzsprout.com/
You Didn't Ask for This: https://www.youdidntaskforthis.com/
Podcasters Assemble: https://probablywork.com/podcasters-assemble/
SpaceCastle: https://www.spacecastlepod.com/
Against All Oddities: https://dorfyou.com/podcast-1
Fermented Fruit 27: The Mummy: Tomb of the Dragon Emperor
What's worse Kanye's list or Rolling Stone's?
Well we're a bit late this week, but we have finally recorded an episode! IN this weeks episode the boys talk
New Jen Lawrence
Mario Movie
Ranch ice Cream
Kanye's mysterious list
Death by Moose Antler
Valentines Day Comet 2046!
Rolling Stone's top 100 heavy Metal songs!
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Effin’ Smaht 2: The Effin’ Cultured round
Turd Burglar
The boys discuss:
Turd Burglary
Pete is a WHAT!?
Empire or Jaws?
Get me some Krispy Kreme!
Some celeb jail news
Sports
and we end it on guessing all of Tom Hanks $100 Million movies!
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Effin' Smaht 2: The Neatcast Round!
Round 2 of our annual trivia competition has the boys from The Neatcast, and Eric the Dairyking, going head to head in an all out trivia Battle Royale!
Listen to them take on our 8 rounds of trivia madness, and see who comes out on top, to go into the finals against Mika and Drew!
Listen and let us know how you would fare against our competitors!
A Crappy Time at the Opera
Episode 153! The boy's are here, and talking about;
Strep
The Big Game: The good, bad, and the fat shaming
Movie Trailers/Strays
Falling in Reverse
An Emu on the Loose!
A crappy time at the opera
Tom Hanks Films
and the top streamed movies/shows of 2022.
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Effin’ Smaht 2: round 1, Ladies Night!
The Liam Neeson of Taken
The boys are tired, and Bobby's ADD is RAGING... in this episode we talk about:
Shauna Rae
Razzies and Oscars
Sports News
Animal News
Pokemon News
Poo Amnesia
and the Legend of Honeysuckle Divine!
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150... Always Creamy
EPISODE 150!
Bobby, Griff, Rik, and Craig are here and talking about:
An awful way to go
America's most beloved celebrity
Murder Searches
An Unfortunate Statue
Power Rangers Comics
and Nugget the Fish!
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Eggroll: The Fleshlight of Food
The first 12 minutes of this episode is bonkers. After our fun with food, we dabble in
NFL playoffs
Zelda
History of the World pt 2
Missouri politics
and police gang bangs.
This was a fun one folks, come on in and get yourself Effin' Cultured
Jamaal is My New Favorite
We find our new favorite football player
we talk XFL
MMAOF Lady gets kicked out of gym
Top sporting events viewership
Balloon animals in his jock
Hotel security beatdowns
The new crown prince of metal
Fun New Electronics
and a bit of politics (sorry)
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Happy New Year... Love, Death
The boys are back and talking:
New years/What other people drop
Over celebrating in India
Greta T with the KO
Sports betting in Ohio
CT selling Weed!
Trump's bible
Prime Drink
We say goodbye to Barbara Walters, and take a look at the 2023 death list!
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Damn near killed 'em
Full crew in this episode! We are joined by Eric for the first time in a while and we talk:
Christmas
Beat saber
the boys talk behind Bobby's back while he leaves
Fantasy football update
Bomb scares in France
Stupid Peta
ancient projectiles
and we finish going over which of the most anticipatyed movies of 2023 we are actually looking forward to!
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Finger in The Rik's Balls
The Rik is back!
We talk about our show, wine about grocery store self check out, discuss some boneheaded plays in football, talk about missing fingers, and try to guess the proper name for US movies using their foreign titles!
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Bagpipes in BYU
Bobby, Griff, Craig, and Mika are here to talk about a whole slew of things!
I Admit it!
Bagpiping!
80 For Brady
Direct from factory candy!
THE 1000th POKEMON!
The game awards!
All this and much, much more.... well some more... a bit more than that.
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Not So Quick Silver
Bobby is back, and he has Covid... again. Bobby, Griff, and Craig talk some current events, the death of a Sesame Street icon, Rude NFL fans,
Florida Man news, a bit of movie talk, Craig tries to stump us with some Masshole town names, then we end with a quick bit of a douche bag trying to persuade us that sex with anyone is gay....
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Puppy Muskets, Jesus & The Purge: Effin’ Game Night Part Deux!
Dear Hollywood reporter reviewers… Eff right off!
Death and Krispy Kreme
You know it’s like… 80% urine, right?
Fermented Fruit 26: The Monster Squad
My Patronis is Nomah!
The Effin’ Neat Roast of Mother Goose!
Stuffing Big Bear Boxes
Better late than never, right?
Griff is back with Bobby and Rick and they discuss:
Bobby's Roadtrip
Griff's Rona
Rik's troubling omen
Mountain Dew Voodoo
2 legends lost
The Mario Trailer
and an upsetting development for Fat Bear Week!
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