
The Englishwoman vs. The Irishman
By The Englishwoman

The Englishwoman vs. The IrishmanDec 03, 2023

Savage. How Long Is It?
We once again ask: how long is this movie?

Big Man Little Cup
Nuff said

Playa de Boston
We hang out on the sunny shores of Boston in this one.

RIP Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr.
We honor the life and times of Joseph P. Kennedy, Sr. and discuss melons.

Should We Do a Live Show?
What do you think? To celebrate the halfway mark of the movie, should we do a live show? Where we all watch 2 minutes together?

Sandwichgate
This one flies by.

Phone a Friend
Jay Mohr!!! I couldn't remember that name there for a second.

We Don't Have a Baller
More melon talk. Another Pesci sighting. And probably more?

I Like the Costumes in This
Talking costumes, bangs, and shrimp boats.

Into the Microphone
The secret to identifying Al Pacino, revealed.

You're Too Anal for That
Mini golf, sundaes, and architectural models.

Crazy Golf
It's been two years since the last time we watched two minutes. What have you been up to?

I've Only Ever Had a Vodka Melon
Which do you prefer: a rum melon or a vodka melon?

That Is Microblading
It's been 2 months since the last time we watched 2 minutes. Enjoy.

Creepy Daughter
It only took 48 minutes for Al Pacino to make his first appearance. Welcome, Big Al, we've been waiting for you.

Full Screen? Treat Yourself
We recorded in the morning. They were in a bowling alley. Jimmy Hoffa. What else do you need to know?

Introduction to Flirting
When in doubt, flirt.

Right in the Face
A tart orange makes its EWvsIM debut.

R.I.P. Beanser
Our boy Beansie is gone but certainly not forgotten.

It's Hummus Time, Baby
Snacking while enjoying 2 minutes of pure cinema.

Brown Juice
We drink brown juice while recording. Check it out on Twitter.

Beansie's Crossing Raisin
Beansie crosses Raisin. We think. But of course we have no idea what's actually going on. Oh and we enjoy some leftover roasted veggies.

Beansie's BACK
Remember Beansie (sp?) from the Soprano's? Well, now he's in The Irishman. Deal with it.

How Are You Feeling?
Bobby D lashes out. Again.

Any Time Spent with Raisin Is Time Well Spent
Happy Easter.

He's Got a Piece
What do you think of our new logo? Better than that movie The Irishman, right?

Tea or Espresso?
Which is it?

Is that Joe Pesci?
The eternal question is raised yet again.

I Think You Got 'Em
A speaker malfunction won't stop these Irishman junkies from getting their 2 minute fix.

Unorthodox Bread Eating
Questions emerge. Such as: what type of bread are they picking at while they speak in Italian? And: where is my mom from? None of them are answered.

12 Angry Raisins
A courtroom scene for the ages. And Raisin eats a steak.

Everybody Loves Raisin Meat
Seriously, will someone please let us know if this character's name is, in fact, Raisin. You can tweet @ us because we now have a Twitter account: @englishwomanvs #NoSpoilers

Not a This Meat Makes Sense Sort of Movie
Do you like your mystery meats with a side of Raisin?

Raisin?
DM us if you know whether this guy is called Raisin or not #nospoilers

The Altercation
Don't worry, no one was srsly injured.

The Drive
Timing = n(ailed)

The Lost Art of Recording
Where'd that 2 minutes go?

The Art of Timing
Inaugural shambles.