Film Strip Podcast

Foreigner tried to warn us about head games. Jay and Carmelita review Brandon Cronenberg's Possessor (2020).

It is very important this podcast doesn't stink today, but we make no promises. Jay, Brian, Ron, and Lindsey celebrate 13 years of Film Strip with That Thing You Do! (1996).

Welcome to your mumblecore pixie dream podcast. Lindsey, Ron, and Jay review. Garden State (2004).

There is only one flaw in your plan; this podcast. Jay and Carmelita Valedez McCoy review Dream Lover (1993). 

I really, really hoped I wouldn't podcast. Ron, Lindsey, and Jay review In Bruges (2008).

More like recycle day! Jay, Ron, and Lindsey decorate the podcast with Silent Night, Deadly Night 2 (1987).

We promised you a 10-second podcast, but this ain't it. Jay, Lindsey, and Brian review The Fast and the Furious (2001). 

Michael Myers finally makes it into a Lifetime movie. Jay and Brian review Halloween Ends (2022). 

Always be suspicious of gas station meat. Jay and Nick review the 1974 classic, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre.

Always keep clear of the moors. Ron, Lindsey, Jay review An American Werewolf in London (1981).

When this movie shines on you, it's glorious, then it forgets you and it's very, very cold. Lindsey, Jay and guest Ryan review The Talented Mr. Ripley (1999).

All the lies we are told by Rom Coms bundled into one movie! Jay, Lindsey, Ron try to figure out the why of He's Just Not That Into You (2009).

It’s never “just” a toy, is it? Ron, Lindsey, and Jay wind up Silent Night, Deadly Night 5: The Toy Maker (1991). 

Cops, Nazis, Rednecks, a Soundtrack for the ages, and Carrie Fisher. Jay, Ron, and Lindsey review The Blues Brothers (1980).

I suggest you leave. Call the police. Tell them the truth. A couple of guys came in here. Did a podcast. Ron and Mike from Adkins Undisputed review The Guest (2014). 

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Everyone can be Keyser Soze. Jay and Irina review Dear Evan Hansen (2021). 

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The original is a cult classic? Can the remake hold its own? Jay and Carmelita Valdez-McCoy review Fright Night (2011). 

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Would you like to play a game in a dingy bathroom? Ron and Anthony from Tis The Podcast review Saw (2004).

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The most colossal podcast of all time. Ron and Jay review the kaiju classic King Kong vs. Godzilla (1963).

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Hasta la vista, franchise. Jay and Brian review Terminator 2: Judgment Day (1991) for Episode 300 of Film Strip.

If it's a movie, we can watch it. Jay and Nick review Predator (1987). 

Loads of it. Tons. If you know, you know. Jay and Brian review Rock Star (2001).

Whatever “it” is, this movie have a lot of it. Jay and Lindsey review Space Jam (1996).

We believe good vampire movies do exist. Jay and guest Carmelita Valdez McKoy review Fright Night (1985).

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You better hold fast on this podcast. Jay and Nick review Master and Commander: The Far Side of the World (2003).

Everything we've done, we've done for you. Jay and guest April review Labyrinth (1986).

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Tangled webs are better in French. Jay and Chris review Les Diaboliques (1955).

Welcome to Tideman Industries where you literally make history. Jay and Ron review The Final Countdown (1980). 

Every franchise eventually runs off a cliff. Jay and Brian review Back to the Future Part III (1990).

Better promise me I'll be back in time...again. Jay and Brian review Back to the Future Part II (1989).

The power of nostalgia is a curious thing. Jay and Brian review Back to the Future (1985). 

This movie isn't bad, just EEEEEEEVIIIIILLLLLL! Jay and Ron are joined by 'Tis the Podcast to end 2020 with a bang!

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They always trick you with the fine print. Jay and Irina dig through the details of Wonder Woman 1984 on this BONUS show from Film Strip!

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We see three men watching movie...finally! Jay, Ron, and Nick wrap up the series with Paranormal Activity The Ghost Dimension (2015).

We applaud the coven's commitment to diversity. Jay, Ron, and Nick review Paranormal Activity - The Marked Ones (2014).

We throw more shade in this show than Toby can handle. Jay, Ron, and Nick review Paranormal Activity 4 (2012).

Look in the mirror and say Film Strip three times. Jay, Ron, and Nick review Paranormal Activity 3.

We don't know if the podcast is haunted, but we hope it is. Jay, Ron, and Nick review Paranormal Activity 2 (2010).

We never promised we would not mess with this stuff. Jay, Ron, and Nick review of Paranormal Activity (2007).

Too bad there wasn't an ancient myth to guide the plot. Jay and Nick review St. Elmo's Fire (1985).

Latin will last forever. Jay, Irina, and guest Chris review Event Horizon (1997).

We feel the need for speed and right turns. Jay and Nate review Days of Thunder (1990).

The debate of art vs. substance started long before Marty and Marvel got into it. Join Jay and guest Bob as they discuss the film about Gilbert & Sullivan's partnership - Topsy Turvy (1999). 

There is something very important we need to do as soon as possible. Jay and Kurt review Stanley Kubrick's Eyes Wide Shut.

Initiation is just getting started. Brian and Lindsey join the club of The Lost Boys (1987). 

Always check before digging in your yard. Jay and Nick review Poltergeist (1982). 

It's always an excellent day for an exorcism podcast. Jay and Nick review The Exorcist (1973). 

This podcast is all for you. Jay and Nick review The Omen (1976). 

...with the fire of a thousand suns. Jay, Nick and Irina review 10 Things I Hate About You (1999). 

Mike definitely should have taken the D for the class. Jay and Ron do the time warp for My Science Project (1985).

Call us sometime, when you have no class.  Jay, Brian and Lindsay go Back to School (1986).

We take it wherever we can get it. Jay and Ron review Streets of Fire (1984).

Time to come out and play. Jay and Ron review The Warriors (1979). 

Come and get it! Jay and Ron review Class of 1984 (1982).

This movie is quacked up. Jay, Ron, and Lindsey look for happiness in the animal kingdom as they review Howard the Duck (1986)

Swim and watch at your own risk. Jay Ron and Lindsey dive deep for the Creature From the Black Lagoon (1954).

Two wrongs never make a movie right. Jay, Nick, and Irina review The People Under the Stairs (1991).

While movies exist, the possibilities for podcasts are unlimited. Jay, Irina, and Guest Nate review Battle Beyond the Stars (1980).

Time to scratch that itch. Jay and Lindsey review Casino Royale (2006).

Only Clark Griswold plans worse vacations. Jay and Nick go tropical for A Perfect Getaway (2009).

And you thought your HOA was tough. Jay and Mike from The Dana Buckler Show review Arlington Road (1999).

Follow Mike @hibatchijustice on Twitter and The Dana Buckler Show @DanaBucklerShow

It's show-something! Jay, Ron, and Irina tear the house down with Beetlejuice. 

What are nice folks like you doing in the Sixth Dimension? Jay is joined by guests Katie & Josh to review Forbidden Zone (1982). 

Two edits away from a Lifetime movie. Jay, Brian, and Ron go fishing for I Know What You Did Last Summer. 

This podcast really ties the room together. Brian and Jay set up the pins for The Big Lebowski (1998).

We care a little bit. Jay and Nick review The Fugitive (1993).

The things we do for friends in low places. Jay and Irina go all in for Rounders (1998).

Something only its creator could love...all five of them. Jay, Nick, Irina, and Kurt unravel the tale known as The Kindred (1987). 

Why did it have to be THIS snake movie? Jay, Nick, and Kurt  review Anaconda.

What part would you want in front of the Chinese Theatre? Jay and Irina go Hollywood and review Memories of Me. 

We're mostly faking it, too. Jay and Irina deal with the family drama that is Nothing In Common. 

Our topic: modern film criticism, communities, writing, and podcasting. 

Our guests: 

Simon Brew from Film Stories Podcast, Film Stories Magazine, Film Stories Jr. Magazine - @FilmStoriesPod

Mike Gallagher from Amateur Auteurs Podcast @AuteursPod

No, Rex. We will not fade away.  Brian and Irina spin Empire Records.

The iceman fumbleth. Jay and Ron wrap up #MarxMadness with Horse Feathers (1932). 

Not all that different from the way a lot of things run. Jay, Ron, and Lindsey review Duck Soup (1933) for #MarxMadness.

It is all in the contract. Jay and Ron continue #MarxMadness with A Night at the Opera (1935). 

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Make sure you wash your hands thoroughly for this one! Jay and Ron kick off #MarxMadness with A Day at the Races (1937).

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We finally found something we do well. Jay and Kurt review Stanley Kubrick's Full Metal Jacket. 

Snap out of it! Jay and Irina review Moonstruck (1987). 

Even though we tried, we couldn't put Baby in a corner.  Brian, Jay, and Lindsey get down with Dirty Dancing.

Long have we waited for this series' undoing. Jay, Kurt, and Nick review Star Wars Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker.

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Jay, Brian, Nick, Kurt, Irina, Ron, and Lindsey are all together to talk about some of their favorite holiday films. 

Finnish Christmas horror films with friends make for a great holiday. Jay and Ron are joined by Anthony and Julia from 'Tis the Podcast to review Rare Exports: A Christmas Tale.

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Come play with us...again. Jay and Kurt hole up for the winter with Stanley Kubrick's The Shining. 

Jay and Irina welcome new host Lindsey and they talk about musical movies and television shows. 

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We could never answer to a whistle either. Jay and Mike from the Amateur Auteurs podcast review The Sound of Music. 

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A 'Greatest Hits' of all the sequels they want you to ignore. Jay and Brian retcon 40 years of history with Halloween 2018.

Check out the rest of our Halloween series in the archives. 

It took more than psychic premonitions to bring us together for this one! Jay, Nick, and Ron kick off #Shocktober19 by pulling the strings on Puppet Master (1989).

We have come to claim our satisfaction! Jay and Kurt take aim at Stanley Kubrick's Barry Lyndon.

This month Brian and Irina look at the music in movies as they talk about soundtracks and scores.  

Deadliest reunion movie ever! Jay and Nick come back to Derry for IT Chapter 2.

We must admit, this movie is a real piece. Jay and Nick wrap up #SummerOfStallone with Cliffhanger. 

Jay, Nick, and Irina talk about Amazon's The Boys, Superhero movies past, present, and future, Renee Zellweger as Judy Garland, unsettling documentaries on Netflix, and much more on the general entertainment topics discussion show for Film Strip.

Put this movie back in the fridge! Jay and Brian thaw Demolition Man. 

This is where the movie stops and we start reviewing it. Jay and Ron join the zombie squad for Cobra. 

Jay and Ron welcome new member Irina to Film Strip and talk about upcoming movies, current and future television shows they are watching, as well as other podcasts we enjoy. On this show we talk about the new 3 From Hell trailer, new Halloween teasers, coming Watchmen HBO series, the coming Picard series, and much more!

Sessions is the general entertainment topics discussion show for Film Strip Podcast. 

 Raiders of the Lost Ark but with the Mafia and fish. Jay and Brian go deep diving (in the dumpster) with Sharks in Venice.

 

Throw on a little of the Ludwig Van. Jay and Kurt review Stanley Kubrick’s A Clockwork Orange.

There’s a limit to revenge podcasts, we just haven’t found ours yet. Jay and Ron review the 1989 version of The Punisher.

We are learning to podcast about a lot of things. Jay and Nick review the 1990 Sam Raimi film Darkman. 

Tell me if you've heard this one before. Two podcasters watch a movie from 1994. Jay and Brian return to Film Strip with The Crow.

Wakanda for two and half hours before forever, please.. Jay and Ron review Black Panther. 

Let’s take a crash course in Zodiac astrology, Greek, and Roman Mythology. J. and Ron review Black Dynamite (2009).

Ode to the boom mic. Our review of Dolemite (1975).

Fix it ya self! It's our review of Shaft (1971).

Afraid we can't help either, Dave. J. and Kurt review Stanley Kubrick's 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968).

We're back to float again! J. and Nick review the 2017 version of Stephen King's It (2017).

J. and Nick review the Will Smith Netflix movie Bright (2017).

J., Ron, and David and Chelsea from Based on a True Crime review John Carpenter's In the Mouth of Madness.

A little pow wow present from us to you. J., Ron, and Brian review Reindeer Games.

Let your expectations die; kill them if you have to. J., Kurt, and Nick review Star Wars Episode VIII The Last Jedi.

Just your average doomsday podcast. J. and Kurt review Dr. Strangelove (1964) as part of the Stanley Kubrick series.

Better drink your V8! J. and Ron review Ninja 3 The Domination.

Revenge is best served wearing all black. J. and Ron review Revenge of the Ninja.

J. and Ron kick off Ninja-vember with our review of Enter the Ninja (1981).

J. and Kurt review the controversial Stanley Kubrick film Lolita (1962).

Aaron from The Generation Why Podcast joins J. and Ron to review Rob Zombie's The Devil's Rejects to wrap Shocktober '17.

Why did it have to be snakes? J. and Ron review Venom.

Driven to podcast; back for revenge. J., Ron, and Nick review Carnosaur…finally.

This podcast doesn't know who to trust. J., Ron, and Justin from The Generation Why podcast review John Carpenter's The Thing.

The dumbest game of hot lava ever filmed. J., Ron, and Nick review Blood Sand a.k.a. The Sand.

The most 80s movie made in 1991. J, Ron, and Nick review Stone Cold.

This podcast annoys Crassus as well. J. and Kurt review Spartacus.

One generation’s classic is another’s lousy remake. J., Brian, and Ron review Scream 4.

Too bad one of the rules of a trilogy isn’t coherence. J., Brian, and Ron review Scream 3.

Highlights and calf implants really complete a sequel. J., Brian, and Ron review Scream 2.

Surprise, listeners! J., Brian, and Ron review Scream.

Big things have small beginnings that we are never going to get to. J. and Nick review Alien: Covenant.

Some men make mountains out of anthills. J. and Kurt review Paths of Glory by Stanley Kubrick.

Bad feelings add up to resurrection movies. J. and Nick review The Wraith.

Meanwhile our podcast clock is ticking like this. J. and Nick review My Cousin Vinny.

Airlines and luggage problems go hand in hand. J. and Kurt review Stanley Kubrick's The Killing.

The only rom com in history to feature a shark. J. and Nick head to warmer waters for Jaws the Revenge (1987).

Where was a killer whale when we finally needed one? J. and Nick seal the park from Jaws 3 (1983).

We didn’t intend to go through this again but here we are. J. and Nick return for Jaws 2 (1978).

It is time to get back in the water. J. and Nick review Jaws (1975).

We are strong with the podcast. Enjoy our review of Rogue One A Star Wars Story.

Sometimes you get what you wish for and much more. J. and Nick unwrap Krampus.

Nothing says holidays like a mutant killer snowman. J. Brian and Ron review Jack Frost.

These series have been a little naughty but this is something much, much worse. J., Ron, and Brian bring #Shocktober16 to a close with Freddy vs. Jason.

Why are you screaming? We haven’t even reviewed it yet! J. and Brian return for A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010).

Platinum Dunes clearly ignored the warning to leave Jason alone. J. and Ron take a return trip to Friday the 13th (2009).

So meta it will melt your face off! J. and Brian change the tune with Wes Craven’s New Nightmare.

Space really was this series' final frontier. J. and Ron blast off with Jason X.

These may be Freddy's rules but it's our podcast! J. and Brian sift through the ashes of Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare.

Wonder what the toy is in the Jason Happy Meal? J. and Ron break the fingers of Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday.

Pretty sure teenage pregnancy is scarier than Freddy. J. and Brian review A Nightmare on Elm Street 5: The Dream Child.

Worst senior trip ever. J. and Ron take a slow boat around Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan.

Mirror, mirror, on the wall - is this sequel worth it all? J. and Brian look deep into A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master.

A podcast worth throwing a surprise party for. J. and Ron stir up Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood.

Hypnocil can keep you from dreaming but can't fix that theme song. J. and Brian make the rounds of A Nightmare on Elm Street 3: Dream Warriors.

We sure got a strange idea of entertainment. J. and Ron review Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives.

And you thought your gym teacher was tough? J. and Brian run laps around A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge.

This new beginning comes from a much better beginning's end. J. and Ron review Friday the 13th: A New Beginning.

One, two, this series is coming for you. J. and Brian review A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984).

The computer don’t lie, folks. J. and Ron punch the buttons of Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter.

A new dimension in podcast terror! J. and Ron come off the screen for Friday the 13th Part 3.

No one warned us about this sequel. J. and Ron return to Crystal Lake for Friday the 13th Part 2.

When you’ve had a podcast as long as we have you’ll do anything. J. and Ron make it happen and review Friday the 13th.

The most violent nature documentary ever filmed. J., Brian, and Ron kick off Shocktober 2016 with The Last House on the Left (1972).

We ain't afraid of no remake. Jay and Ron flip the script for GhostBusters (2016).

This podcast will flip you. Flip you for real. J. and Kurt investigate The Usual Suspects.

What are you gonna do? Charge us with podcasting? J. and Nick review Basic Instinct.

This movie won’t be ignored! J. and Nick review Fatal Attraction.

What’s in the podcast box? J. and Kurt investigate David Fincher’s Se7en.

Take a walk with us on the mild side. J. and Nick crash land through Planet of Dinosaurs.

Too bad none of them dreamed of a marshmallow man underwater. J. and Nick examine Sphere.

Gives a new meaning to humble pie. J. and Ron get a big helping of Thinner.

The "suck zone" is when the cheesy movie draws you in no matter what. J. and Nick get caught up in Twister.

When the movie is like this, every podcaster for 200 miles thinks he's Elvis Presley. J. and Nick review Congo.

If more museums were like this, they wouldn't need grant funding. J. and Nick investigate The Relic.

This podcast will never play in Texarkana! J. and Ron review The Town That Dreaded Sundown.

Forced nostalgia awakens and we love it! J. and Kurt review Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens.

We know what podcasts taste like and that cold ones taste the best. J. and Nick review Snowpiercer (2013).

If you want to podcast, you better know the rules, love. J. and Ron go Hollywood with The Dead Pool (1988).

Go ahead, make our podcast! J. and Ron prepare for Sudden Impact (1983).

Before Cagney and Lacey it was Harry and Moore. J. and Ron review The Enforcer (1976).

A podcaster has to know his limitations. J. and Ron push the limits with Magnum Force.

We are the podcast that gets every dirty movie that comes along. J. and Ron load up the 44 magnum for Dirty Harry.

Your fight is our podcast! J. and Ron bring the heat of Avenging Force.

America wasn't ready but we were. J. and Ron prepare for Invasion U.S.A.

This is why you pay for the extra warranty on appliances. J., Ron, and Brian prepare to nuke The Refridgerator.

You haven't been to this movie til you've been through this movie. J., Ron, and Brian adjust their chips for After Last Season.

This podcast is tearing us apart! J., Ron, and Brian have a talk in The Room.

The podcast you can feel coming around the corner. J., Kurt, and Ron review Heat.

Ho Ho Ho. It's time to spread some good ole holiday fear. J., Brian and Ron tackle Santa's Slay.

Watching this movie has the same effect as the voodoo powder. J.and Ron go tropical with Tales From the Crypt presents Ritual.

We're here for the Cunningham wake and the rock n roll church service. J. and Ron investigate Tales From the Crypt presents Bordello of Blood.

Podcasters aren't worth the flesh we're printed on. J. and Ron review Tales From the Crypt presents Demon Knight.

Definitely not worth the seven hour hike. J and Brian trudge through Leprechaun Origins.

Good thing it didn't come with a Kung Fu grip. J. and Ron get all dolled up for Annabelle.

The devil is in the details and the pizza. J. and Ron order up the supreme for The House of the Devil.

Blood is thicker than water and burns hotter too. J. and Brian sift through the ashes of Rob Zombie's Halloween II.

Think Willie Nelson covered by GWAR and you have this movie. J. and Brian relearn the story for Rob Zombie's Halloween.

It will take more than fennel to add flavor to this movie. J. and Brian cook up Halloween: Resurrection.

Come out to the coast; we'll have a few slashes. J. and Brian head to California of Halloween: H20 Twenty Years Later.

Talk about being born under a bad sign. J. and Brian sacrifice Halloween: The Curse of Michael Myers.

We're never sensible if we can help it. J. and Brian head to the farm for Halloween 5: The Revenge of Michael Myers.

We catch you groping our podcast, we'll use the shotgun on you. J. and Brian come back for Halloween 4: The Return of Michael Myers.

That song is enough to make your head explode. J. and Brian wait for the big giveaway from Halloween III: Season of the Witch (1982).

And you thought Obamacare made hospitals dangerous. J and Brian come back for more of Halloween II (1981).

Death has come to this little podcast. J. and Brian stalk through John Carpenter's Halloween (1978).

Wonder if Joe listed "Ninja" as previous occupation on his Peace Corps application? J. and Ron prepare for the ultimate team-up in American Ninja 4 - The Annihilation.

Not sure what's more lethal - the poison or the plot. J. and Ron take the antidote for American Ninja 3 - Blood Hunt.

Yes, sir! We should kick some podcast. J. and Ron go undercover for American Ninja 2 The Confrontation.

This movie has no ultimate purpose. J. and Ron slash through American Ninja.

Only sith podcasts deal in absolutes. J. and Kurt seek balance in Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith.

We're not the all powerful podcast, but we should be! J. and Kurt prepare for Attack of the Clones.

Weesa pretty sure der is no splaining dis one. J. and Kurt review Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace.

There's good inside this film. We can feel it. J. and Kurt let go of the hate for Star Wars Episode VI: Return of the Jedi.

Not bad for scruffy-looking Nerf herders. J. and Kurt review Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back.

This is the podcast you are looking for. J. and Kurt join the rebellion with Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope.

Every magic podcast consists of three parts. J. and Kurt unveil The Prestige.

Everything you have heard on this podcast has been an illusion. J. and Kurt draw the curtains on The Illusionist.

In this town there's always somebody podcasting. J. and Anna break down the 2011 remake of Footloose.

We thought this was a party. Let's PODCAST! J. and Anna cut loose with Footloose.

This movie cost about as much a tank of gas in Mexico. J. and Nick head for the border with Hellraiser: Revelations.

Dial up is an extreme Cenobite torture. J. and Nick smash the router with Hellraiser: Hellworld.

You downloaded the show, your ears belong to us. J. and Nick take possession of Hellraiser: Deader.

If you settle for cut-rate film budgets, your movie will be mayhem like this. J. and Nick brace for impact with Hellraiser: Hellseeker.

Basically the worst parts of the Bible. J. and Nick pray for forgiveness as they face Hellraiser: Inferno.

This movie is hell across time and space. J. and Nick bounce through the cosmos for Hellraiser: Bloodline.

By the end of this series, this film will seem like a memory of Heaven. J. and Nick turn up the volume with Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth.

We weren't always this way; we were human once. J. and Nick rediscover their humanity with Hellbound: Hellraiser II.

Podcasting is our pleasure. It always was. J. and Nick explore their dark sides with Hellraiser.

Never open a pod you find just floating around out there. J. and Nick blast off with Critters 4.

This is why you steer clear of rest stops, people. J. and Nick pick up the stragglers for Critters 3.

The whole plot is a bum steer. J. and Nick order a couple of Moo-shakes with Critters 2.

Nothing says mid-America like slingshots and homemade explosives. J. and Nick defend the farm against Critters.

Leprechaun in the ghetto is quite appropriate when you consider the series. J. and Brian have their fun with Leprechaun Back 2 Tha Hood.

We've driven across the desert with this nuclear episode FOR YOU!. J. and Nick finish the epic miniseries The Stand. The conclusion of The Selected Works of Stephen King Retrospective.

Bring out your podcast! The Dark Man cometh! J. and Nick take on the epic miniseries The Stand. Part of The Selected Works of Stephen King Retrospective.

You gotta admit the evil car picks good songs. J. and Nick tune up Christine. Part of the Selected Works of Stephen King Retrospective.

The heart of a podcast is indeed stonier. J. and Nick get buried in Pet Semetary. Part of the Selected Works of Stephen King Retrospective.

Before they were in the corn, the rats were in the mill. J. and Nick work the Graveyard Shift. Part of the Selected Works of Stephen King Retrospective.

Didn't we promise you fireworks? J., Nick, and Kurt have a close encounter Independence Day.

The "S" stands for hope...of better movies. J and Brian reboot their expectations with Man of Steel.

This is what happens when you abandon the people you love for your own personal gain. J and Brian make the long journey for Superman Returns.

We're on a quest for a coherent plot and there's nothing but ice wasteland in sight. J. and Brian freeze out the Cold War in Superman IV The Quest for Peace.

A little tar turns Superman into Super Jackass J. and Brian ski off the building with Superman III.

Why can't Superman fly far enough back in time to erase all these mistakes? J. and Brian take another lap for Superman II: The Richard Donner Cut.

Nothing says 1980s product placement like Superman, a Marlboro and a Coke. J. and Brian get ready to light up Superman II.

Clark loves Lois, Lois loves Superman, Superman loves pink...very much. J. and Brian visit the Fortress of Solitude for Superman The Movie.

We will have our podcast vengeance. J, Nick, and Kurt head into the arena to take on Gladiator.

This podcast was born in darkness. J, Anna and Brian  remove the mask from The Dark Knight Rises.

We doth think the rom com tropes starteth many years ago. J. and Anna get their period pieces on for Pride and Prejudice.

Watch out! Here comes the bouquet! J. and Anna hold on for Bridesmaids.

A friend with weed is a friend indeed but we aren't sure even that would improve this one. J. and Brian smoke through Leprechaun in the Hood.

What do all these trucks have against this gas station? Must be that prick boss. J. and Nick take it to Maximum Overdrive. Part of the Selected Works of Stephen King Retrospective.

BEEP! BEEP! Back for more, J and Nick review the TV Miniseries of Stephen King's IT - Part 2/2

This ain't slime, but it ain't battery acid either. J. and Nick clown around the TV Miniseries of Stephen King's IT - Part 1/2.

Chopper! Sick podcast! J. and Nick stir through the memories of Stand By Me. Part of the Selected Works of Stephen King Retrospective.

There is no comfort; there is only private justice podcasting. J. and Nick howl at Silver Bullet. Part of the Selected Works of Stephen King Retrospective.

Here's fur in your eye. J. and Nick claw their way through Cat's Eye. Part of the Selected Works of Stephen King Retrospective.

We are the podcast. We've always been the podcast. J. and Nick tune their senses for The Shining. Part of the Selected Works of Stephen King Retrospective.

Swinger parents and satellite dish space monsters are the most normal things in this flick. J. and Nick feed the beast known as TerrorVision.

If the princess's boobs cause death then all of England is doomed. Jay and Brian review Leprechaun in Space. 

Jill should have gone to work at the mall to pay the cell phone bill. J.  and Anna hit redial on When A Stranger Calls the 2006 remake.

Instead of checking the children, Julia should have checked her hairstyle. J. and Anna comb through When a Stranger Calls Back.

Have you checked the podcast? J. and Anna trace the phones of When A Stranger Calls (1979).

Maybe there should have only been one. J. and Nick debate The Bourne Legacy.

Look at us. Look what podcasting makes us give. J. and Nick lay down The Bourne Ultimatum.

I am never driving in tunnels with Jason Bourne or Batman. J. and Nick swerve through The Bourne Supremacy.

What if Jason had just bought a bus ticket? J. and Nick search for The Bourne Identity.

This isn't a podacracy. It's a podtatorship. And J. and Brian decide what movies we review next.

To be a prequel or not to be a prequel? That is the question on J. and Nick's minds as they review Prometheus.

Oh! This is a funeral dirge alright! J. and Nick break out the bagpipes for Aliens vs. Predator Requiem.

Which one is chocolate and which is peanut butter? J. and Nick dig in to Alien vs. Predator.

Sometimes dead is better. J and Nick break out the bagpipes for Alien Resurrection.

Assembled from the scrap head...kind of like Bishop. J and Nick look at what should have been Aliens 3, The Assembly Cut.

They shaved more than Ripley's hair putting this one together. J and Nick try to capture Alien 3.

Nuke the franchise from orbit. It's the only way to be sure. J and Nick look at Aliens.

On this podcast, only we can scream. J and Nick look at Alien.

CROWN US!!! Jay and Brian look at the WCW produced Ready to Rumble.

Vegas never seemed so pathetic. J. and Brian go all in for Leprechaun 3.

Kevin Bacon and underground worms. What more could one ask for? Jay and Nick dig in with Tremors.

Look, middle school is hard for everyone. Jay and Brian review the 2001 David Boreanez flick Valentine.