Five Friends

We discovered many new things in this episode like the nutritional value of our wonderful planet Earth.

This is our longest episode.

Man, I hope nothing bad happened while we were gone.

Wait, what happened?

After several months of hibernation, the podcast continues on with an episode featuring only Anthony and Logan and their (possibly) funny jifs, jafs, gifs, and jokes.

We are back with more podcast! After several months of busy schedules we have finally reconvened to give you a mighty laugh. Main Talking Points: Hot Takes!, 4 Months, Spawn Rabbit Hole, Jackson gives movie recommendations, We are Here, etc

It's been over a month since we last recorded, and Anthony has seemed to have forgotton how to start the podcast... Main Talking Points: The Most Vile Backpack Pocket, Feels like what Dagobah looks like, Forgetting how to do the Podcast, Faking an Injury, The recalling podcast, Just Be Sad, Tiktok Trends, Experimenting, etc

We recorded this one a week ago. Would it be scarier if the comedy show was titled 'ROGAN' rather than 'Seinfeld'. Sorry If the audio is a bit choppy. Main Talking Points: Jerry Rogan, Joe Seinfeld, Only $4000, They are One, Dream Face Reveal, Doesn't Do Halloween Anymore, etc

This is an episode where we tell A LOT of stories that haunt us, and some embarrassing tales we'd rather forget... Main Talking Points: Ghost Goats, Reading Poetry Aloud, An excuse to have 97 pictures of Goats on a school issued computer, "I feel old", I Have Never Read A Single Page of the Hunger Games, Faster With Music, Defective Robot Baby, Cow Grenades, etc

It's a really funny monkey, don't worry. Main Talking Points: What's Up With Abraham Lincoln's Hat, Musician Jokes No One Gets, Friendly Competition, Eats Chips Like A Creature, Funny Monkey, After "The Incident", Wall Man, Extra Time In Class, I Have No Games On My Phone, etc

Jackson has a Slide Whistle now... It adds a whole new dimension to the podcast... Main Talking Points: Hotel Bibles, Music That's So Bad It's Good, 1st Person Spiderman, The Funniest Number, Slide Whistle, Can Ghosts Hurt Dogs, Horse at School, Anthony's Concert Experience, In Thr Video Game, Horse Lock from Rite Aid, etc

Welcome back to the most relatable podcast ever, in this one, we talk about how many breadsticks is too many breadsticks. Main Talking Points: He He, Jackson's Gamestop Rant, How Many Breadsticks Can I Legally Order at Olive Garden, Amazon Crossing, Cars 2, etc

Welcome back to our podcast, we are deeply sorry, but our Ice Cream Machine is broken, again... don't worry though, we will serve you every King Whopper we have... Main Talking Points: MrBeast Challenge, Vegetable, Good Cheddar, The Ice Cream Machine Is Broken Again, Jackson explains the plot to a comic book, All Those New Ones, etc

This audio is from episode 45 of Siblings! (A podcast run by Anthony and his sister, Lillie)! We couldn't record this week, so enjoy this feed drop!

This is the episode where Anthony poorly names every Ninjago character because he's never seen the show and Jackson and Jordan are disappointed by this fact. Main Talking Points: Teletubbies Rant, The NEW Anxiety, 1st Question in 2 weeks, Sunbaby Chant, Teacher Chase, Poorly naming beloved characters, Anthony's Old YouTube Videos, etc

The title does not lie, in the second half of this episode we talked about how patient the bad guys in the TV show power rangers are, like, hold on a second lets combine forces for 30 seconds, let's hope the bad guy doesn't get away... Main Talking Points: Power Rangers Rant, Explaining the Morbius Sequel, Anthony Broke His Microphone, An Esport Class, 65 Hours of Podcasting, Screen Time: The Superhero, The New Warriors, etc

We talk a lot about airlines and planes and sportball and stuff like that so buckle in, it's time for Five Friends! Main Talking Points: The Sport Podcast, Air Bugatti, An Entrance Like No Other, YouTube Challenge, Thr Most Watched TV Shows (Spoiler Alert, It's ALL Football), A Popular Resume, Birthday, Dinner Break, etc

We couldn't record this week so I (Anthony) went through all our episodes since the last 'Best Of' and conjured up this episode! Also sorry that this episode is late, scheduling was a bit off. We hope you enjoy!

And I look at it and it's the SAME Email, there is no difference, I cannot stress this enough! Main Talking Points: The Same Email, The Marvel Theory, DC vs Vampires, Thorth the Fourth, The 63rd Volume, The Week Told by Five Friends, Time Guy, A Wacky Ending, etc. PLAY LOUD and sorry about the bit of static in the background!

Jordan tells us about his very weird dream that he had... Main Talking Points: The Sun, VinylDisc, Pets, Weird Dreams, Evolves from Mario, Guess Who Made $5!, Becoming Santa Claus, Turtle Escapee, The Snack That Smiles Back, YouTube Scams, The Filter, etc

So apparently there is a version of Spiderman that shoots ropes out of his wristwatch, that is my new favorite version of Spiderman... Main Talking Points: A Cooking Show, A Different Variation of Spiderman, Podcast Podcast (It's Back!), Dog and Human Food Chain, Forgetting the names of every character in Up, Morbius Gif, Sentient Wristwatch, Ban 10 Spiderman, Teletubbies Vaccuum Cleaner, etc

We got you covered! A couple days later than we usually upload an episode but we couldn't record last week, so enjoy this episode of Siblings!

It's like Fortnite... But with Fish. That is the best way I can explain that. Main Talking Points: Too Many Dead Fish, The Goldfish Battle Royale, My Grandson's name is Tony, Bear Traps in the Maze, Record Collection Tips, Five Friends Gaming, Among Us McNugget, Onions Have Layers, DO NOT TOUCH THE GROOVES!, Toilet Paper Snatcher, Celebrity Impressions, Hitting the Bad Guy with Dog Bones, Anthony Poorly describes an Austin Powers Movie, etc.

PLAY THIS EPISODE LOUD! Hey Everyone... What's the deal with airline food? Main Talking Points: Airline Food, Stories of Such Tragedy, A Fire Implosion, Killing a Dead Joke, The (Not) Golden Gate Bridge, Pulled Over for a Water Bottle, etc

We talk about many important things in this episode, like how does CatDog use the bathroom? We can't be the only one's wondering this right? Main Talking Points: Disco Playhouse, The Right Way to Throw a Party, Digging through the School Trash Can, Fighting for a Bench, Everyone is Spiderman, Flying Animals, Breaking Reality, The Bacon Spidinator, School Lunches, etc

The title is not lying, the cold open was never supposed to be the intro, but it was too good! Main Talking Points: Progressively Faster Jeopardy Music, Elevator, Cool Sound, 10 Hour, Logan wants to start a fight, Dungeons and Dragons, Anthony Sucks at Elden Ring, Jackson's Broken Computer, Chainsaw Katana, Pepsi Lung, Playing a lot of Sonic, The Pre-Show-Post-Show, Fortnite Dances, etc

The Anatomy of a Gusher could probably reveal some new scientific discoveries, like how the Human Anatomy works. Just A Thought. Main Talking Points: Episode Title Game, Forfeit, The Gusher Anatomy, Impersonations, Lots Of Rambling, Big Elephant Heaven (It's In the Sky), Fingers in the Lasagna, Two Trunks, etc

This is a feed drop for another comedy podcast 'Siblings!'. This episode was Episode 35: We Didn't Start the Podcast.

This Weighted Blanket is 30 pounds, let me use my bone cruncher really quick. Main Talking Points: Demos, Audio Gamer, Logan's Amazing Idea, Old Scratch Accounts, GET HUNGRY, Bone Cruncher, Tommathy, Locker Tree, etc

This was a messy episode, I'll admit it, but trust me when I say that this episode is the purest definition of art. Every Bit, Joke and Goof has been highly curated to fit your entertainment needs. Even Anthony shares the breathtaking story of recording a podcast episode by himself. Main Talking Points: Dumpster Fire, The Loneliest Story on the Internet, The Fifth Friend, The Funniest Joke, The psychological power to know exactly when the Pizza Hut opens, The YouTube Channel with the Most Videos, etc

Did you know that the official Applebee's YouTube Channel has 5 separate ASMR's of Steak being cooked, now I know why it takes so long to get get my food at Applebee's. Main Talking Points: The Applebee's Steak ASMR, A Sad Wall, Poorly Shotgunned Sodas, Snuck into 3rd Period, Anime, Disney Music at a Funeral, Woah, Clean Birds, etc

Logan has returned! We have 4 people (again) in this episode, even though our podcast is supposed to have 5... This episode gets wild. Main Talking Points: Return, Age Gap, Dark Souls, Firefighter Children, Octobird, The Stolen Chair (that wasn't really stolen), The Football that cracked the Clock, Beatles Merch, Doom, Rooms COVERED in Empty Water Bottles, etc.

We talk about many different topics during this episode. From Books to Anthony's Worst Fears, we cover it all. Main Talking Points: The Batman, Nirvana, Anthony's Worst Fear, Stopmotion War, Knocking Out The Pizza Guy, The Wizard Of Oz, The Glass Elevator, The Fiftieth Episode, etc

This is another episode from Anthony's Other Podcast 'Siblings!'. This is from Episode 30!

READY FOR COMBAT! Pick your weapons, and duel it out with a Bear. Except you can only use your hands. Main Talking Points: Uncle Josh, The Dog, Progressively Getting more Angry at Elden Ring, Monster Truck Shows, Defeating a Bear with your Bare Hands, Pranks, Balancer, 1 Quarter in Millions, The Super Screams, etc

We completely forgot that this episode marks 1 year of this podcast, how cool! Main Talking Points: Holy Mountain Dew, The Rock and Dwayne Johnson, Stopmotion War, Our Lost YouTube Channel, Final Final Showdown, Anime, The Golden Oldies, I Also Lost That One, Multiple Star-Lords, etc

I'm pretty sure we did more backflips in this episode than we've ever done on this show. And that's saying something. Main Talking Points: Backflip, Dog, The Darkest Birthday Party, Funeral with Bouncy Castles, Turning Red, Illegal Names, The Tetris Accapella, Out Of Sync, Got Talent, Snake Eyes from Snake Eyes, Pro Basketball Guy, etc

If you've always wondered where Aliens go when they die, they go to a funny place called the 'Metaverse: Now with Alien Compatability!' Main Talking Points: Bad Rain, In A Tuxedo to watch Cars 2, Losing The Dolphin, Gangnam Style: Good or Bad?, The Best Avengers Movie, The Alien Afterlife, Ruffle Thanos, The Split-Up Terms, Who is Iron Man?, Our Apology Podcast, etc

There are a couple of concepts that we go over in this episode that are absolutely terrible. Main Talking Points: Animals with Guns, Dung Beetles, Vinyl Record Collection, Zane is Back!, Meat Canyon, Tiny Dog, Bark Reverb, Funny Jokes, 5" 6' Blues, etc

It's Another One of our Famous Best Of Episodes! Featuring our funniest bits from the past months.

It may not seem like it, but we are gamers (kind of). Even though the most advanced thing Anthony can do is use an emoji... Main Talking Points: Pizza Vodka, Biggest Fear, Stomp on the Rats, Hear the Crunch, Jerma, etc

Anthony Shares the most exciting, interesting, terrifying, and risky school project he has ever done (and it's all about one Egg). Main Talking Points: I Just want to Look at It!, The Egg Project, Death by Puzzle, Our Wallet-Destroying Collections, What is Food?, Air-Jordans on the Wall, Room Rearranger, etc

In this Episode, we go on many adventures! And Anthony does 6 Double Backflips... Main Talking Points: The Reverse Oven, Audio Visualizer Visualizer, Video Game Collections, The Greatest Band of All Time, Double Backflips, A Big Musical Debate, Hot Refrigerator, 50 PS5's, Greg Melted Again!, etc

Jackson doesn't want Anthony to make any more Beatle Jokes... but Anthony will never stop, they're to funny. Main Talking Points: Redstone Torches!, The Cursed Birthday Song, Get Your Truck Vaxxed, The Copy of the Receipt of the Copy of the Mona Lisa, Strawberry Fields Forever, Addicted to Pokémon, The Santa Claus from The Hood, The Troops that serve at the Local Walgreens, etc

The Title is a Lie, Star Wars is more Meditative than this Episode. Anthony claims at a point that it is a Meditative Experience, he also claims he is the old guy from Avatar... Main Talking Points: God from the Sky, Jackson talks about Movies. The Cube Rule, Birthday Gifts, A Meditative Experience, Soupy Cereal, Otamatone, War with Cats, etc

This episode is full of stories that are sure to give you a scare! Main Talking Points: Jackson's Many Lists, A Cold One, The Pepper Spray Incident, Recognized, The Scary Haunted House, The 16th, Get Back to Where You Once Belonged!, Concerts, The Know-It-All of Chess, etc

We are in 2022 finally! In this episode we pick our 2022 Mascot, it will not change (unless you want it to) Main Talking Points: The Days and Weeks, The Sun, The Outused Year Old Joke Makes an Epic Comeback, 2022's Five Friends Mascot, The Weirdest Dreams, Orange Chicken, Staples, Concert, the 38th Hour, etc

Happy New Year Everyone! We got 1 Rat with Cheese and he's big.... Main Talking Points: Dropped Birth Certificate, New Years, The Highlights of 2021, Our Thank You to You, Sleep Deprived, Avatar, TikTok Rants, Anthony dislikes New Music, The Squeakual, Gangnam Style, The Rat of Cheese, Smashing Garden Gnomes, The Beatles in the MCU, etc

Welcome to Winter Daze! Hopefully Anthony doesn't get beat up by Arnold Schwarzenegger outside of the McDonald's this time... Main Talking Points: A Mermaid Spell, Winter Daze or WNTR Dayz, A new name for the Holidays, Exactly like Dream, The Weirdest Minecraft Youtuber Names, Flavortown, Beat Up by Arnold Schwarzenegger, 52 Pizza Rolls, Speedrunner, etc

When is it officially Lemon Time? Main Talking Points: Lemon Time, Twice as Big, The Specific Ocean, Running, YouTube comes to Film You, Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds, Twitter, Jojos Bizarre Adventure, A Whole Burrito, etc

Hello, and Welcome to my Humble House. Here are the Six-Year olds and they bite. BIG TIME. Main Talking Points: Jackson's Live Experience, Pro Wrestling is like a Rock Concert, Jackson's First Bit, Guess the Lyric, The Singing in the KFC, Six-Year Old Vanpires, Final Jeopardy, etc

SpongeCon! A New Spongy Innovation from SpongeCo! Are you tired of your old Sponges then come to SpongeCon and all of your Sponge needs will become reality! Main Talking Points: A Jesus Shaped Pancake, SpongeCon, The Litterbox Issues, The Help for the Confused Techno Person from Yahoo! Answers, Podcast Podcast, Pee Wee Herman's Quest for Radio Stardom, Final Jeopardy, etc