
Florida Man
By Braydon Coyer

Florida ManSep 01, 2020

Florida Man of the Week: Krispy Crime, Aldi god, Dancing Goat Man & Cookie Monster
In the second Florida Man of the Week, we review this past week's articles and decide which deserves the coveted title!

House Fire Cookie Baking & Goat-Walking Harmonica Man
In this episode of Florida Man, the boys discuss a story about a drunk man who started a fire in his house when baking cookies, and a strange sighting of a half-naked man walking his goat while playing the harmonica.

Krispy Kreme Robbery & The Aldi god
In Episode 6, the boys discuss a failed Krispy Kreme robbery that ended up with a $10,000 bale before transitioning to a Florida Man who claimed to be god in a local Aldi's.

Florida Man of the Week: Dirt-y Car, Fart Spray, a False Identity & a Botched Castration
Welcome to the first Florida Man of the Week episode! In this weekly installment, the boys rate each of the past week's stories and assign them on an alligator scale. Which story will be crowed Florid Man of the Week? Tune in to find out...

False Identity Sports & a Botched Castration
In this episode, the boys discuss a Florida man who used a false identity to try to get in a children's sports team, and then the conversation takes a sharp turn when they review a story of a botched castration performed by another man in Florida.

Fart Spray Cans and Criminal Mischief
In today's episode, the discussion revolves around dirt-y cars & a Florida Man who was arrested with fart spray in his possession.

Hookah Smoking Caterpillar Tells Man to Destroy Liquor Store
In Episode 3, the discussion revolves around a man in Florida who says a hookah-smoking caterpillar told him to destroy a liquor store.

Cockroach Spray & Deadly Nunchucks
In Episode 2, the boys discuss an incident from 2019 where a Florida Man breaks out his nunchucks & sprays women with roach spray.

Smoking Pot for Jesus' Return
In episode one of Florida Man, the boys discuss a Florida man who was arrested for smoking pot in what he says was preparation for Jesus' return.