Fran’s Not Here

By Sawyer Paul

A podcast about Toronto with Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim

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Fran's Not Here S03E03 - This Thing Has Six

Fran’s Not HereOct 31, 2021

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24:10

Fran's Not Here S03E03 - This Thing Has Six

This is a city full of coffee places and no coffee or whatever.

Show notes:

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

Oct 31, 202124:10

Fran's Not Here S03E02 - The Kyles of Port Dover

Are you in Dallas and listen to us? Get in touch or whatever

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim.

Sep 24, 202117:08

Fran's Not Here S03E01 - I know What a Rodeo is

Take it easy or whatever.

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### Show notes:

**Fran’s Not Here** is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read [blog posts about each episode](https://fransnothere.ca/tagged/episodes). The show is hosted at [Anchor](https://anchor.fm/fransnothere), where you can subscribe however you want.

Aug 18, 202120:54

Fran's Not Here S02E11 - Dry January

Start a podcast with me or whatever.

Show notes:

I Recommend Eating Chips - The New York Times

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

Jan 29, 202125:24

Fran's Not Here S02E10 - Stupid Famous

I can't even cook or whatever.

Show notes:

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

Dec 24, 202025:53

Fran’s Not Here S02E09 - The end of all jokes

Self isolating as James Spader or whatever.

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

Dec 05, 202018:56

Fran's Not Here S02E08 - Tired

Just pretend MTV didn't even happen or whatever.

Fran’s Not Here is a show about Toronto, co-hosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

Dec 04, 202019:52

Fran's Not Here S02E07 - Perez+

Colin Firth Watch Party or whatever

Fran’s Not Here* is a show about Toronto, cohosted by Sawyer Paul and Robert Pilgrim. Read blog posts about each episode. The show is hosted at Anchor, where you can subscribe however you want.

Nov 19, 202018:05

Fran's Not Here S02E06 - You, Me, and Raine Maida

Is this a date or whatever?

Nov 06, 202022:38

Fran's Not Here S02E05 - Spadina Blend

Wait. Stop. Please. Don't Go. or whatever.

* [21 reasons to love (and not leave) Toronto](https://torontolife.com/city/reasons-to-love-toronto/21-reasons-to-love-and-not-leave-toronto/)

Oct 29, 202026:56

Fran's Not Here S02E04 - Early Uggos

I can't find Caroline in the City easily enough

Oct 14, 202017:56

Fran's Not Here S02E03 - Borg Frasier

Tell me about your stupid dog or whatever.

Sep 24, 202021:09

Fran's Not Here S02E02 - Silverchair

Big Shiny Intervention or whatever

Sep 19, 202024:13

Fran's Not Here S02E01 - St Clair Boulevard

Stay out of my alley or whatever

Sep 17, 202054:56

Obama-Era Podcast

I don't hate it, but I keep ending up here or whatever.

Aug 25, 202031:19

Sad Johnny Cash Remix

The Log Driver's Waltz just isn't the hit I thought it was or whatever

Jul 24, 202015:24

Sir, Your Pants are Too Hard

Tired mom and a hot turkey sandwich or whatever

Jul 21, 202017:26

Selfie Problems

"In The Elevator, mostly" is never the right answer, or whatever.

Jul 15, 202019:46

It could even be the aughts if you play your cards right

Your indie musical preferences are all lies or whatever.

Jul 15, 202040:43

There's 47 articles about everything and they're all trash

Edoga, High Heels, and Bubbles or whatever

May 15, 202019:29

Clapback for Catholics

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on December 10, 2019.

Eat a roast beef sandwich in a tub or whatever.

Jan 04, 202022:46

Same, but Higher

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on November 6, 2019.

Sustainable drag queens fights or whatever.

Dec 22, 201920:01

Party Hard

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on November 6, 2019.

The French probably have the best porn or whatever.

Nov 15, 201923:47

Doug

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on October 9, 2019.

Dream Daddy has one too many daughters or whatever.

Oct 28, 201915:26

Dingling with the Dinguses

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on October 9, 2019.

I’ve got the best TV package or whatever

Oct 14, 201922:33

10th Anniversary

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on September 11, 2019.

I don't see enough of your asses on Instagram or whatever

Sep 30, 201921:14

The Toronto Goodbye

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on September 11, 2019.

It’s a much better title than “Prime Minister” or whatever.

Sep 15, 201920:22

2007

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on August 14, 2019.

2007 was two years ago or whatever.

Sep 04, 201926:27

Three Hours

Recorded live at the Free Times Cafe on August 14, 2019.

I can't stay. I've already been here too long or whatever.

Aug 20, 201922:00

Ballfoonery

Recorded live at the Free Times Café on April 23, 2019

Can you and your ball get a room already or whatever

Apr 13, 201922:10

It Should Be Illegal to be this Inexpensive

Not every good cat name is also a good drag name or whatever

Mar 11, 201954:37

Our Freak Flags Fly at Half Mast

As if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced or whatever

Jan 11, 201923:35

The Robbie Pilgrim Memorial Dollarama

Pay your respect with good jokes or whatever.

Jan 03, 201920:33

The Only Thing Sensible is the Rice

Interpretive Dancing My way through January or whatever.

Dec 11, 201822:35

More Dutch than Janet Jackson

Withdrawing consent from Christmas or whatever

Dec 05, 201821:48

Robert has Left the Conversation

Trick or Like and Subscribe or whatever.

Nov 18, 201819:53

I Just Want to Yell at a Man in a Tube

Not all Halloween costume ideas are good, you know.

Oct 27, 201816:53

Horse Girls

It's Halloween in Toronto or whatever.

Oct 20, 201816:57

Non-perishable Nerdery

Your CDN TR money is no good here sir.

Sep 27, 201819:59

Transom

Name your kid Aioli, not Kyle. Never Kyle.

Aug 27, 201829:29

Subway Sleep Jealousy

Recorded by Romy Block at the Free Times Cafe.

Jun 19, 201814:26

Don't Come Here, there's no money

Moving to the other side of the country for some money or whatever.

Aug 01, 201721:41

We did our first live episode or whatever!

I guess I'm the only kid who didn't get piano lessons or whatever.

Jul 01, 201725:49

Fences are gay in Alberta

I guess I'm the only kid who didn't get piano lessons or whatever.

Jul 01, 201725:49

You're Being So Season One Right Now

We did our first live episode or whatever!

Jun 15, 201724:42

Getting People Together Or Whatever

Turns out the answer is toothpicks and arranged marriages.

Jun 01, 201725:49

Now that You're a Glasses Person

Asian Bret or whatever

May 01, 201727:09

Ending on Dave

A fantastic use of the Sears Photo Studio or whatever

Mar 01, 201728:02

The Year of Mesh

It's like a coworking yoga office or whatever.

Thanks to Girth Radio for letting us use the studio to record!

Feb 01, 201716:59

A Complaint Of People

Leather jackets on babes or whatever

Oct 01, 201616:59