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Gag Me With a Chainsaw

Gag Me With a Chainsaw

By Sarah & Corie

Your horror loving hosts, Corie and Sarah, make an attempt to watch and discuss every ‘80s slasher.
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Dressed to Kill

Gag Me With a ChainsawMay 23, 2023

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Dressed to Kill

Dressed to Kill

Stylish but problematic faves (us) on stylish but problematic fave (this De Palma slasher from 1980)

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May 23, 202301:14:17
A Nightmare on Elm Street

A Nightmare on Elm Street

Your dream girls are here to talk Nightmare and nightmares with a big time Freddy fan!

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May 09, 202301:22:11
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers

Our job was simple enough: find a missing dame. But when you get tangled up with the Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers, things get messy. Looks like Corie and Sarah have their work cut out for them on the seedy streets of Hollywood.
Apr 25, 202352:39
Terror at London Bridge

Terror at London Bridge

This Movie of the Week features the two hottest men of 1985: David Hasselhoff and Jack the Ripper! PLUS, America’s PREMIER DESTINATION HOTSPOT: Lake Havasu!
Apr 11, 202350:52
Killer Party

Killer Party

In our FIFTIETH episode, we’re joined by Tom from the “Beefcakes of Horror” Instagram account to check out some prime cuts from 1986!! Miss this one and you’re an April fool!
Mar 29, 202301:27:53
The Fantasist

The Fantasist

Join Corie and Sarah for a magical and sensual voyage to the Emerald Isle in 1986 for this hidden gem. Can you drink the water in the UK? What’s an osteopath? The answers to these questions are…somewhere else! But, we do our best! Plus! Accents!
Mar 14, 202301:26:01
Maniac

Maniac

He’s a maaaaniac, maaaaniac…but also a style icon. Fix your wig and meet us in the backseat for this sick and stylish character study from 1980!

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Feb 28, 202301:03:10
X-Ray

X-Ray

It’s Valentine’s Day so let’s get lost together in the plot of X-Ray (aka Hospital Massacre) from 1981!

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Feb 14, 202301:08:57
2022 Horror Yearbook (ft. Not Your Final Girl)

2022 Horror Yearbook (ft. Not Your Final Girl)

Corie and Sarah are joined by Candace and Ariel from Not Your Final Girl for our 2nd Annual Bakersfield Horror Podcast Yearly Retrospective Salon! We have a great and not at all stressful time laying out the cases for our individual top five horror picks of 2022, talk about new to us gems, and generally discuss the state of horror. Was 2022 THE year for horror?? Will 2023 be THEE year for horror? Should we permanently ban all chimps? All this and more in this week's episode!

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Jan 31, 202301:44:03
Slumber Party Massacre II

Slumber Party Massacre II

Baby, let's play house (in my friend Sheila's dad's new condo)! We're beboppin' and boot scootin' with the Driller Killer in this 1987 sort of sequel. Plus! Book recommendations. And! Where do the birds go in a storm?? 

We're covering a lot of ground. Join us! 

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Jan 17, 202359:58
New Year's Evil

New Year's Evil

The champagne tower is flowing, we're wearing novelty glasses that say 1980, and our balls are ready to drop! It's time for a little New Year's Evil!! This rock n' roll holiday flick is sure to make you "spin out and boil your head!" PLUS!! Your listener calls LIVE ON THE AIR about your fave horror movies of 2022, your horror resolutions for 2023, and which holiday mascot is the most effable! Listen to Gag Me With a Chainsaw for good luck in the new year! 

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Jan 03, 202301:18:46
Elves (second helping)

Elves (second helping)

Don't fill up on roasted chestnuts and sugar plums! We've got a second helping of ELVES (1989) for you!  At no point were we able to predict what would happen next in this movie, leading to a wild, wild episode. Listen again, or for the first time. Send it to that special someone maybe! 

This year, give them the gift of...ELVES. 

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Dec 20, 202201:04:22
Silent Night Deadly Night 2

Silent Night Deadly Night 2

Ho ho ho! 'Tis the season for mayhem! Sarah, Corie, and special guest Alex decide if this 1987 cult classic is naughty or nice. Plus! We lay out our contenders for the best Christmas carols to listen to while you're getting your stocking stuffed! 

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Dec 07, 202201:09:56
Blood Rage (second helping!)

Blood Rage (second helping!)

Let’s gather ‘round the table for another serving of this classic Thanksgiving movie from 1987!
Nov 22, 202247:14
Dark Night of the Scarecrow

Dark Night of the Scarecrow

*Whoops! Minor sound issue when this first posted. It’s fixed now!* We’re on a little break! But we handpicked a few old episodes to tide you over until we return. Please enjoy this early episode again, or for the first time!
Nov 09, 202254:44
Halloween 2

Halloween 2

We couldn't let the season pass without checking in on Michael Myers! The HALLOWEEN franchise finally makes its debut on our list with this sequel from 1981 that introduces the controversial siblings lore. Join us as we talk about this movie and somehow end up on NBC's Saturday morning lineup circa 1993. Tricks and treats abound! 


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Oct 25, 202201:09:48
Trick or Treat

Trick or Treat

Are you ready to rock?!! We’re stage diving into spooky season with this cult classic from 1986. Join us as we discuss important topics such as bullying, profanity in rock music, and metal shop safety. VIPS only! Oh, what’s that? Your girlfriend is backstage with us? Listen, buddy. A LOT of peoples’ girlfriends are backstage with us.

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Oct 11, 202201:09:00
Children of the Corn

Children of the Corn

Stephen King makes his first appearance on our show with Children of the Corn from 1984. A questionable slasher? We have questions, anyways. Such as: “why is this on the list?” And, “why are there nine sequels and a remake?” Check it out! He Who Walks Behind the Rows commands it!

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Sep 27, 202201:20:34
Psycho II

Psycho II

We’re checking in at The Bates Motel with MJ Smith from Reel Perspective and Let’s Jaws for a Minute! We figure out how this surprisingly good 1983 sequel was made 23 years after the original, talk about Norman Bates as horror’s most sympathetic slasher, and get way too excited to have a chance to discuss The Shower Scene. No mints on the pillow with this one, but we do have sandwiches and milk!
Sep 13, 202201:59:41
Chopping Mall

Chopping Mall

Get in loser, WE’RE GOING CHOPPING! Corie and Sarah are joined by special guest Jennifer Williams-Cordova (@jenwillco) for CHOPPING MALL from 1986. We talk rain sticks, mall falls, and play a couple rounds of “F, Marry, Killbot.” Our mom can drop us off, if your mom can pick us up! It’s gonna be totally fun to the max!
Aug 30, 202201:40:03
HUMONGOUS

HUMONGOUS

Even when the movie is dark, we try to keep it light! We’re joined by Travis Ayers (@travis_ayers), producer of CYST (2020) and INFRARED (2022), for an in depth discussion on filmmaking, video rentals, and the pros and cons of the little seen, and hard to see, 1982 slasher HUMONGOUS.


(CW: sexual assault)
Aug 16, 202201:46:29
Blood Beach

Blood Beach

Sarah and Corie take a break from rubbing sunscreen on each other’s backs for this 1980 slasher(?) Blood Beach has everything! Singing Hoagies, decapitations, John Saxon, two kinds of loose weenies! Come on in, the water’s fine! BONUS: a lot more Paula Abdul than anticipated
Aug 02, 202257:52
Dial Code Santa Claus/Deadly Games

Dial Code Santa Claus/Deadly Games

It’s Christmas in July, and this episode is our gift to you! Corie, Sarah, and special guest Ashley discuss French Christmas, hedging your bets on believing in Santa, and whether or not Home Alone owes a debt to this 1989 holiday slasher. Miss this episode and you’ll end up on the naughty list!
Jul 19, 202201:14:54
Evil Dead Trap

Evil Dead Trap

Not that Evil Dead. Easy mistake! In this 1988 slasher, we’ll creep into an empty Air Force base, with an intrepid film crew, to search for the source of Japan’s Deadliest Home Video. Bob Saget never did this kind of legwork!
Jul 05, 202201:12:16
Cheerleader Camp feat. Eli Vazquez

Cheerleader Camp feat. Eli Vazquez

Episode Dirty 30! We’re joined by special guest Eli Vazquez, writer and director of “Bodies Will Tumble and Roll,” and shaking our pom poms all the way to Camp Hurrah for this 1988 slasher! Who will win the prestigious and very real title of Camp Queen? Are mascots people? How do you pronounce “Leif Garrett?” All these questions answered and more!

Support Eli and his film here! www.supportourstory.com/bodies-will-tumble-and-roll
Jun 21, 202201:43:24
Alone In the Dark

Alone In the Dark

Pass the pipe and sail away with Sarah, Corie, and Donald Pleasance to 1982 on a voyage of the mind. Old guys, Sick Fucks, Bunky… this episode has it all!
Jun 07, 202201:01:16
Return to Horror High

Return to Horror High

We’re heading back to high school for this slasher spoof from 1987! Join Corie and Sarah as they get lost in the sauce trying to dissect which scenes are part of the movie within a movie and which scenes are all too real. Lights! Camera! Action! Maybe??
May 24, 202201:26:18
Friday the 13th (feat. Victor Miller)

Friday the 13th (feat. Victor Miller)

“They were warned...They are doomed...And on Friday the 13th, nothing will save them.”

Grab your bug juice and write your name in your underwear because we’re headed to Camp Crystal Lake! We’ll sing educational songs and chat with screenwriter Victor Miller. Join us! We’ll let you have the top bunk!
May 10, 202201:37:24
Evil Laugh (feat. Emily from “Gag Me With a Knife”)

Evil Laugh (feat. Emily from “Gag Me With a Knife”)

Join Sarah, Corie, and their special guest Emily to LOL, tee hee hee, roll on the floor, and bust a gut for this 1986 slasher!
Apr 26, 202201:24:14
Stripped to Kill

Stripped to Kill

Get out your stacks and make it rain for Corie and Sarah as they bump and grind their way through this flick from 1987. 18+ only! No cover charge for ladies!
Apr 12, 202201:12:00
Intruder

Intruder

Sarah and Corie take their chopping list to the doomed grocery store in INTRUDER from 1989. Join us! But don’t end up on the butcher block!
Mar 29, 202201:00:49
Blood Harvest

Blood Harvest

Tiptoe to 1987 with Sarah and Corie for Tiny Tim’s only movie.
Mar 15, 202201:07:51
Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker

Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker

Would you rather go to the University of Denver on a basketball scholarship OR stay home with your aunt Susan Tyrell and drink mystery milk?? Was Chuck Strang really a hunk? Exactly what is in those pickle jars? We’re joined by a special guest to try and sort out the answers to these questions posed by this 1981 cult classic.
Mar 01, 202201:23:37
Fade to Black

Fade to Black

Grab the popcorn and silence your cell for this movie from 1980! Lights! Camera! Action!
Feb 15, 202201:25:22
My Bloody Valentine

My Bloody Valentine

The Valentine’s Day dance may be cancelled, but the sheriff can’t cancel our romantic podcast party. You’re gonna love this classic from 1981! Cross our hearts! XO
Feb 01, 202201:27:16
2021 Horror Yearbook (feat. NYFG)

2021 Horror Yearbook (feat. NYFG)

Ariel and Candace from the podcast “Not Your Final Girl” join us to talk about our fave horror releases of 2021, and what we’re looking forward to in 2022!
Jan 25, 202201:32:28
Terror Train

Terror Train

All aboard!!! We’re back on the tracks and ready to roll with this Jamie Lee Curtis flick from 1980. BONUS: Learn the correct pronunciation of “Auld Lang Syne”*

*results not guaranteed
Jan 18, 202201:03:30
Schizoid

Schizoid

Join Corie, Sarah, and special guest Jason for a group therapy session to discuss our feelings about SCHIZOID from 1980
Jan 04, 202201:08:00
Silent Night, Deadly Night

Silent Night, Deadly Night

You better watch out! We’re sliding down your chimney with this 1984 holiday cult classic.
Dec 21, 202144:16
GMWAC Christmas Special!

GMWAC Christmas Special!

Join your two Christmas angels as they chat about some unlikely (non-horror) holiday classics!
Dec 16, 202141:12
Elves

Elves

Light the ghoul log! Santa’s little helpers are here to bring you this special gift from 1989! Were you on the naughty list?? You’ll have to listen to find out.
Dec 07, 202101:01:17
Blood Rage

Blood Rage

Hot Todd, Scary Terry, mom’s boyfriend…the whole family is coming for dinner in this Thanksgiving classic from 1987!
Nov 23, 202145:22
The New York Ripper

The New York Ripper

Turn up the collars on your trench coats! This sleazy 1982 Fulci giallo film is our horniest movie yet!
Nov 09, 202145:36
Halloween Franchise Battle Royale

Halloween Franchise Battle Royale

*SPOILER ALERT FOR HALLOWEEN KILLS* Corie and Sarah pit Michael Myers against Michael Myers, and curate what can only be described as the definitive rankings of the Halloween franchise. Yeah, baby!
Oct 26, 202138:42
Scream Franchise Round Up

Scream Franchise Round Up

We take a stab at discussing the Scream franchise!
Oct 19, 202101:07:58
Dark Night of the Scarecrow

Dark Night of the Scarecrow

This 1981 made for TV movie is signed, sealed and delivered to you. Don’t end up in the dead letter office! Check it out!
Oct 12, 202153:03
Bonus Episode: Halloween Horror

Bonus Episode: Halloween Horror

Your gruesome twosome, Gorie and Scare-ah, bring you a witch’s brew of cinematic delights. Join us as we count down five films that take place on Halloween! All treats, no tricks...
Oct 05, 202144:16
10 to Midnight

10 to Midnight

Hey pally, serve yourself some quiche and coleslaw because we’re making a meal out of this 1983 Charles Bronson flick! Corie and Sarah do the recap, and are joined by Nick from Hard Times on Film for a deeper dive on Bronson.
Sep 28, 202101:32:32
Night School

Night School

Class is in session! Corie, Sarah, and special guest Ashley grade 1981’s Night School. Is it a pass or a fail? Join us to find out.
Sep 14, 202101:02:25
The Hitcher

The Hitcher

Our mothers told us never to do this! Corie and Sarah hit the road with The Hitcher (1986).
Aug 31, 202155:14
Far From Home

Far From Home

No Spider-Man here! Corie, Sarah, and their guest Izzy, take a road trip to 1989 for a Drew Barrymore thriller. Put fresh batteries in your Walkman and check it out!
Aug 17, 202101:18:58
Hanging Heart

Hanging Heart

Corie and Sarah try to decipher this little known, and often bewildering, 1983 slasher with mixed results
Aug 03, 202101:10:40
Child’s Play

Child’s Play

We recap and discuss this 1988 horror classic that traumatized Sarah for decades. *Batteries not included
Jul 20, 202101:19:25
Slumber Party Massacre

Slumber Party Massacre

*DISCLAIMER: we had some recording issues. We did our best to fix them, but this episode is def our first pancake. Please pardon our dust as we learn podcasting* Join your hosts, Corie and Sarah, on our mission to watch every ‘80s slasher. In this episode, we recap 1982’s Slumber Party Massacre and discuss our personal horror histories. First one to fall asleep gets a frozen bra!
Jun 30, 202101:48:28