General Failure Podcast
By General Failure Podcast
General Failure PodcastAug 27, 2021
Toddlers = Old People
This week, CJ hangs out with his son in Disneyland Adventures. CJ also talks about the leak of the phone inception video for the new Spiderman movie. TJ talks about Elon Musk starting the robot uprising, Cowboy Bebop's first looks, and Stardew Valley becoming an eSport. Last but not least, they talk about the first 2 episodes of the What if? series.
The Man Who Invented Chess
This week; CJ and TJ are going through withdrawal from the Back 4 Blood beta ending and October can't come soon enough!
In Nerd News; Star Wars/Disney has released a new trailer for their upcoming Anime Anthology and it looks pretty crazy in a good way! Also, congrats to Control for hitting 10 million players!
TJ cannot seem to find the cash to kickstart this amazing Transformers chess set, Ikea is making solar affordable, and the new Aliens anniversary Nerf guns is pretty awesome.
The Alphabet is Hard
This week, TJ talks about Niantic going back and forth about Pokemon Go and if it's worth you getting Covid over. He also talks about an Arkham-style Power Rangers game that used to be in the works a few years ago. CJ talks about the newly released "The Suicide Squad" movie and has a game on ranking our favorite Batman villains.
Let's Go Cat!
This week; TJ is catching up on Mario Golf's single player adventure!
In Nerd News; Amazon will pay you a whole $10 to store your hand print! We give an update on the Activision/Blizzard drama. The upcoming Lord of the Rings show on Amazon gets a release date. The upcoming game Stray is getting a PC release!
In Geek on Geek Off; you can win a real Pokemon Gen 1 bike! If you live in Japan... oh and have a time machine because it ended already. Sorry. Also, Olympians get to make snu snu on cardboard beds!
We're Back! This week, CJ and TJ talk about the 3 major marvel shows and how they'll impact the future of the MCU. CJ talks about Betrayal: Legacy, the recently announced Switch Oled, Virgin Galactic taking off to space with millionaires, and Netflix and PlayStation might be joining together for some game streaming services. TJ talks about Stardew Valley for the Switch, actually seeing a movie called Black Widow, Activision/Blizzard is up to bullshit again, Valve drops a mobile bomb with the Steam Deck, and Warframe and D&D have their live events and announce some awesome stuff.
Father Tim: the Goo Guy
This week, Cj finally joins everyone else in the 21st century and ditches his Gamefly subscription. Dom is playing Scarlet Nexus and wants you to know it's a hidden gem for this generation. We also talk about the upcoming EA Live and D&D events to get you pumped for some upcoming stuff.
Then, we give our thoughts on the Switch OLED version that everyone seems to be pretty upset about. To end the show, we discuss GitHub rolling out their new AI Co-Pilot which can help you autofill and write your code. We talk about how that affects the future of development, and where these things can go wrong!
Too Many Golf Puns
This week TJ is trying out Foundry VTT to replace Roll20, and we talk about the 2 games we're playing together; Sea of Thieves Pirates of the Caribbean and the new Mario Golf!
In Nerd News there is a new addition coming to the Control World in a 4 player co-op!
Dom Geeks On about wanting to play Ghost of Tsushima if it ever comes to PC and TJ is excited about character customization in Diablo IV!
Waluigi's Gay Strip Club
This week, Cj hunts with Gooigi in Luigi's Mansion 3, Dom takes on the goblin hoards of D&D in with Dark Alliance and talks about Marvel's Avengers new update causing some issues. Dom also talks about Cyberpunk coming back to the PlayStation store. TJ then talks about EA bringing back a forgotten game series.
This week, we discuss Batman's sex life in more detail than we ever thought we would after DC says their heroes don't perform oral sex. We also check out the Windows 11 leak and ive our first impressions on it.
Since it's E3 time, we've got our annual E3 coverage with our tops and flops from this year's showing. It's not too hard this time around since basically everyone sucked up the place.
This week Dom and TJ are learning how to dodge a ball in Knockout City and CJ talks about all his bird related boardgames.
In Nerd News THE Yoko Kanno is BACK for the live action Cowboy Bebop movie! Rob Zombie drops that he's directing a new Munsters movie. Critical Role ends campaign 2 and just announced their new campaign Exandria Unlimited.
Cj is geeking about Apple's iOS15 coming this fall and Dom says Microsoft has the answer to all our xCloud problems!
This week, Dom has a follow up to last week’s fast food game that includes Little Caesars and talks about Microsoft and Bethesda’s co-presentation at E3. CJ faces off 3 different streaming gaming services: xCloud, Stadia, and Luna. TJ talks about all of the awesome Sonic news that was released with Sonic Central and we all find out which cereal is the best with another tier list game.
Cookie-pie Me, Daddy!
This week, CJ is finally back with us and playing New Pokemon Snap and Flesh and Blood. Dom gives a good review to a Netflix movie, and Tj gets into The Long Dark.
And since we're all back together finally, it's time to rank some fast food places! Find out what's the best and worst fast food joints in the country.
Video Card Me Nvidia Daddy
This week, the best games are on the market with Dom playing Resident Evil 8 and TJ playing Mass Effect Legendary Edition. Dom talks about Bethesda starting off strong with Microsoft and making Starfield a Xbox/PC exclusive. TJ talks about Warnermedia and Discovery making a baby and Nvidia making changes to their graphics cards so cryptominers stop buying them all.
To end the show, we talk about all the ridiculous and hilarious mods already available for Resident Evil Village and Dom gets proven right again. Zombies Ate My Neighbors is beloved and LucasArts is reviving the series! Hallelujer!
When in Doubt, Pull Out
This week, TJ snaps pictures on the switch with New Pokemon Snap. Dom talks about discord again and Sony takes a good game away from Xbox. TJ talks about Forzatech coming to the new Fable game and Konami not attending E3 with all of the games they said they're working on....
Smash That Subscribe Button
This week, we get back to the movies to see Mortal Kombat in IMAX. Check out our thoughts on the whole movie! We also talk about Discord breaking its talks with Microsoft, one of the scenarios we floated a few weeks ago. Super Nintendo World has temporarily been shut down and will hopefully open back up soon.
We also talk about the classic stadiums being made in Stadium Creator in MLB The Show 21, and give you some info on how you can subscribe to our podcast!
Dropping the C-Bomb
This week, Dom and surprisingly TJ are both caught up on Falcon and the Winter Soldier. Dom rains on your parade with Rain on Your Parade and the CBOMB takes down the PS5, PS4 and Vita. TJ talks about eating people on Mars, flying little helicopters on the red planet, and how the Rock 'em Sock 'em robots movie is going to become a thing with Vin Diesel.
Beer Can in the Butthole
This week, Dom and TJ are playing Outriders, and really have great things to say about it. Then, we talk about Konami licensing out their IPs and the possibility of new Metal Gear Solid and Silent Hill games. We also discuss Ubisoft shutting down servers for many of their older games. We talk about what we think of the new job ads out for BioShock 4, and then we tell you to spend all of your money on a new voice activated actually transforming Optimus Prime toy!
This week, Dom makes a monster in Black Desert for the Xbox and talks about how Joss Whedon's reputation is slowly going down the drain. TJ talk about Sony reorganizing their gaming company by letting people go and Diablo 2 Resurrected has a closed alpha going on this weekend!
This week we have a special guest! Greg is back to talk some nerdy stuff with us. TJ and Dom get powers through the game Outriders. TJ jacks into the animus and becomes an assassin in Assassin's Creed Valhalla and talks about the grossest burger on the planet. Dom thinks Microsoft should buy us for 10 billion dollars because if discord can just ask for money, we can too. Finally we find out which bag of chips is the best chip out there with a new tier list!
I Don't Wanna Grow Up
This week, we're talking about all the Bethesda games loading up your Game Pass library, and also excited about the upcoming D&D Dark Alliance game. Avatar re-released in theaters in China, and has now overtaken Avengers: Endgame to reclaim it's throne as the most profitable movie of all time. On top of that, Toys R Us is back in business AGAIN, and it's only a matter of time until they go bankrupt for the third time. We're also insanely pumped for the new beat 'em up game TMNT: Shredder's Revenge!
Lose the Fake Nose
This week, Cj is on paternity leave so TJ and Dom are wrecking the place. TJ is breeding every chicken known to man in Minecraft: Stoneblock 2 and talks about all the weird things Razer is cooking up. Dom talks about the pros and cons of the official announcement that Bethesda is now owned by Microsoft. We also talk about how bad Nintendo is at naming games with the Pokemon direct.
This week, we're starting to play Valheim and get into Middle Earth: Shadow of War. We also give our opinions on Epic Games buying Fall Guys! Sony holds a State of Play for 2021, and we're pretty disappointed with what they showed. EA has officially pulled the plug on Anthem Next, killing the future of the game. They insist they are keeping the game running as it is, but we have our doubts on that. We're also talking Hogwarts Legacy giving the ability to allow players to create transgendered characters in the upcoming game. Naturally, we roast JK Rowling for a while too.
This week, Dom is playing Super Mario 3D World on the Switch, and together with TJ playing Deep Rock Galactic!
In Nerd News, we talk some slightly old news about Asmodee buying up pandemic favorite Boardgame Arena and what that means for their future. Blizzcon apparently happened remotely which some announcements, but also a fun Twitch stream of Metallica playing 8-bit music!
Tj is geeking on or off, not sure, about Soulja Boy's second attempt at a console and Dom talks about his disappointment with the first Nintendo Direct of the year!
Skeet Shooter 2021
This week, CJ becomes an old man and gets into birds with the board game Wingspan. Dom and TJ replay Anthem and find out what changes have been made since launch. TJ finds out that you can still make money without producing anything this year with Remedy Entertainment. Dom comes in at the end making real life characters with Epic's new character creator, Metahuman.
The Devil Stuff
This week, Cj wraps up The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina while Dom is blown away by how good Fargo is! Meanwhile, CD Projekt Red has yet another catastrophe when a hacker gets all of their comapny files, including game data, financials, and HR documentation and holds it hostage. We also venture into Anthem Next and talk about the internal review at EA that could spell doom for the game, closing the book on Anthem forever.
Then, we discover you can play Horizon Zero dawn at 72p on PC, and we talk about the leak of the XBLA Goldeneye remake, and how the game came to be shut down by an unknown higher up at Nintendo. We also discuss Reddit's 5 second Super Bowl ad and how effective it really was.
I Like The Stock
This week CJ's playing at being a stock broker but coming up ape and Dom is playing Cyber Shadow!
In Nerd News, Netflix and MGM are already looking to make movies from the shenanigans over at r/WallStreetBets and it's only been a week! Casting has been announced for the upcoming Sandman series!
TJ is Geeking Off about Amazon closing it's doors on it's barely used game studio while CJ dashes peoples expectations with the still in early development Borderlands movie!
This week, Dom talks about yet another streaming service with Plex Arcade. TJ goes over the ever growing list of delayed movies and and the introduction of seasons into Sea of Thieves. CJ Wraps it up with talking about the craziness that is Gamestop's market share and hints at WB making a Harry Potter tv show.
Trottle & Stick
This week, CJ plays with his HOTAS in Star Wars Squadrons both in VR and not. CJ and Dom also watch WandaVision and speculate on what's to come! Then, Tj talks about the new D&D live action series and what cool stuff they could do with that. We give a nod to Nintendo being 87% of the consoles sold in Japan last year, and give props to Ninja Theory for all of the cool stuff they're doing right now
Foos and Boos
This week TJ is going through his Steam library playing Volcanoids and Shotgun Farmers.
In Nerd News, the Phasmophobia devs decided to make fiction a reality by finally making ghosts hear your mic. Which apparently wasn't a thing before! Also Bethesda is making a new Indiana Jones game under the new LucasFilm Games!
Deadpool 3 is officially going to be rated R and a part of the MCU. Somehow Congress snuck into the Covid Relief and Spending Bill a request for all UFO documents!
Speaking of Nipples
This week, CJ sees Wonder Woman in action, 80's style, in the new Wonder Woman 1984 movie. TJ gets the group together and unionizes with Googles latest union push. CJ talks about Michael Keaton replacing Ben Affleck as Batman in the upcoming Batman movie. Dom is looking for work and might apply for the new UI for Windows position at Microsoft.
Last but not least, we go over all of our upcoming excitements for 2021.
Get Fucked, 2020!
This week, we are talking about all things 2020! Everything we liked and everything we disliked. We hope we were able to bring you cheer during this horrible year. Happy New Year everyone, see you in 2021!
Boris Johnson, Chart Topper!
This week Dom and TJ are back to thieving the seven seas and TJ gets shot out of a cannon! By some Christmas miracle we all played Family Feud without the others knowing that...
In Nerd News; CD Projekt Red is a hot mess inside and out.
CJ is geeking out about THE GREAT CONJUNCTION of Saturn and Jupiter even though the skies aren't cooperating... Dom is telling us what is good during the Steam Winter Sale.
Most importantly Boris Johnson is topping the UK iTunes charts this Christmas and we're hoping he makes it to #1 this year!
Heart Shaped Pubes
This week, TJ and Dom are driving through the streets of a wild and slightly buggy Night City in Cyberpunk 2077. TJ goes over all of the trailers and winners of the Game Awards. Lets just say one game really brought home the bacon/Cordyceps. CJ also goes over the huge pile of stuff Disney will show off for the next few years.
The Gay Confederacy
This week, TJ misremembers Tomb Raider and thinks it looks like garbage and Dom is playing, and actually succeeding at Soviet Jump Game. Brazil is also trying to force Apple to sell their iPhones with a charging cable again, and we doubt that's going to actually work. We also take a detour into the world of Fast and the Furious as we discuss gangs in the UK robbing delivery trucks to steal PS5s out of the back of them. Finally, we get our sexy geek on talking about the upcoming KFC movie starring Mario Lopez. Don't miss it on Lifetime on December 13th at 12 PM EST!
This week Dom and Lauren are copying CJ and getting back into Zelda: Breath of the Wild. Meanwhile TJ is playing his first Tomb Raider game; Shadow of the Tomb Raider.
In Nerd News we mourn the loss of the Arecibo Radio Telescope and how 006 finally got his revenge. We also mourn the loss of the Utahn mystery Monolith that was finally taken down.
Lastly Dom is Geeking On about the new Nvidia RTX 3060's price point!
This week, Cj gets a preview of what Amazon's new game streaming service, Luna, has to offer. Dom goes cuckoo for Crash Bandicoot 4: It’s About Time. TJ talks about how much money Square Enix flushed down the toilet with the Marvel's Avengers game. Dom also announces someone is getting fired from Bethesda for releasing the next update ahead of schedule and he also asks us a very, VERY important question.
This week, Cj gets spooky in Phasmophobia and we check in with how EA Play's integration with Microsoft Game Pass is doing. Then, we talk about what appears to be a grim future for all of the upcoming Transformers movies. We also give our predictions for what is to come with Bethesda's games now that they are under Microsoft control. To end the show, Cj gives us a review of Amazon's new Luna streaming service, even though it seems wholly unnecessary.
Measuring Ball Speed
This week Dom is eating scientist in the game Carrion.
In Nerd News, EA announces they're expanding their line of sports game into new areas? We speculate on what kinds of sports that could be and what sports games we'd love to play. Also, TJ tells us all the annoucements from N7 day and Mass Effect Legendary Edition coming this Spring 2021.
In Geek on, Geek Off, Best Buy pulls a classic blunder encasing a PS5 in a tiny plastic box with no vents. Wonder what would happen...
Popcorn Bucket Movie Trick
This week, Cj goes back in time and watches Small Soldiers and catches up on season 2 of The Boys. Dom talks about Bethesda finally upgrading their engine from dirt to super dirt and makes Cj hard with the new Raspberry Pi 400. Tj gives the sad news that AMC is losing a TON of money....and cuts a hole at the bottom of a popcorn bucket.
This week, we've all got something to share. Cj is playing Horrified - the tabletop monster movie game from Ravensburger while TJ gets into a creative RPG called Microscope. Dom is playing Hide and Seek in Among Us, and also spends a bit of time with the Ghostbusters special update for Rocket League.
Then, we talk about the lawsuit Google is facing for taking down YouTube channels peddling dangerous conspiracy theories, and we end the show by giving you our monthly "Cyberpunk is delayed again" update!
This week we're busting open the new Jackbox Party Pack 7 with a clear winner in the already amazing group of games. Dom helps us understand the scariest movie using science! It was a slow week, so we're doing another GFP Ranking of ULTIMATE SMASH!
Stan Around the World
This week, Dom's off adulting so the J's take over the podcast. CJ takes board games into the digi-world with Board Game Arena and netflix is getting rid of their trial period. TJ talks about a full T-Rex going up for adoption and amazon failing at their first game as Crucible gets shut down.
This week, we talk about the new movie, Enola Holmes on Netflix. We also discuss the crackdown on robocalls coming from the FCC. Then, be sure to never buy the Cellmate Chastity Cage, because its vulnerable to hackers and you could get locked inside forever!
We also discuss the latest reveal for the new fighter pack in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate that is finally bringing long awaited Minecraft characters to the iconic brawler!
A Chungus Among Us
This week everyone seems a little sus while we're all playing Among Us! The XBox Series X is hoarding it's own hard drive space for who knows what, and even more water on Mars!
We hope you like listening to CJ blather on about new features in iOS 14 because it gets a little too deep...
Mario's Italian Package
This week, Dom spends $60 on Mario 3D All Stars, a game that is not worth $60. We also talk about what it means for the gaming industry now that Microsoft buys ZeniMax/Bethesda. And we can't get our hands on a PS5 or an Xbox Series X/S.
We also tell you all of our favorite games from all the consoles of our lifetimes.
Who is on this podcast?!
This week, Cj's playing the emotional spectrum version of the game of Life called Inner Compass. Nerd News takes the wheel for the rest of the episode with TJ talking about Ikea and Asus teaming up to make Swedish gaming furniture, Gamestop has a few more doors close, and the 5G reboot for DC comics has been cancelled. CJ talks about who's taking over US operations of Tiktok and has life been found on the planet Venus?
Microsoft's BDay Present to Sony
This week CJ Face's the Music with Bill and Ted's new adventure and Dom is playing the Tony Hawk Pro Skater remake.
In Nerd News, we're promised that Cyberpunk 2077 won't be 200Gb, but we'll believe it when we see it.
At last the Dreamcast Mini is secretly announced! No it isn't... we just love to mess with TJ. What we really talk about is the price announcements for the Xbox Series X and Series S.
Glizzys & Glimbos
This week, TJ gets his superpowers on in Control. Lauren is back with us giving us our quarterly Sims update with the new Star Wars: Journey to Batuu pack that no one wanted. We also take a little time to pay our respects to Chadwick Boseman, whose tragic passing has hurt us all.
Then, we talk about the streamer who played Call of Duty with a Rock Band drum kit. Not only did he get a headshot, but survived the 1v1 in the gulag too! Finally, it's tier ranking time again, and this time - it's Fall Guys!
Dice, Drinks, and Discourse
This week, we have Jessy and Billy from the DD&D podcast come talk to us about Tabletop RPGs. Dom and CJ talk about finding hidden airports in Microsoft's Flight Simulator 2020. Dom and Cj also go over all of the news that came out of DC Fandome. Jessy hits us with the next D&D 5e book called Tasha's Cauldron of Everything. Last up we talk about Jessy and Billy's hits and misses with 5th edition D&D.