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Harlequins Podcast 🎙

By Two Woods Four Quarters

Two Woods, Four Quarters: A Harlequins Podcast. Hosted by fans and cousins; Will Wood & Michael Wood.
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Ep9: Shaw-Shark Redemption 🦈

Harlequins Podcast 🎙Dec 04, 2023

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Ep9: Shaw-Shark Redemption 🦈

Ep9: Shaw-Shark Redemption 🦈

MS10 sets The Stoop alight on Friday Night as Quins return to winning ways.

Talking points 👇
💯 100,000 Podcast Plays!
🥁 A Raucous Stoop
🦈 Sale Sharks Review
🇫🇷 Racing (A) Preview
Dec 04, 202348:45
Ep8: Cadan Murley Special 🔥

Ep8: Cadan Murley Special 🔥

This week we’re joined by 2x Harlequins POTY and last season’s top try scorer in Premiership Rugby, the returning Cadan Murley!

Talking points 👇
🃏 Special Guest: Cadan Murley
📊 1/3 of the Season Complete
😇 Northampton Saints Review
🦈 Sale Sharks Preview
Nov 27, 202354:34
Ep7: Demolition Derby 💫

Ep7: Demolition Derby 💫

Quins conquered at home in a dark day at The Stoop, but we won’t be defined by 80minutes…

Talking points 👇
🃏 5pts for the Ams
📈 Winning start for Quins Women
💫 The Saracens Review
😇 Northampton Saints Preview
Nov 20, 202335:56
Ep6: Four in a Row 🧮

Ep6: Four in a Row 🧮

What started as a game of Chess ends in Four in a Row for Quins and back to back BP wins.


Talking points 👇

⭐️ The AOC & DC Return

🐯 Leicester Tigers Review Ft @RugbyQuins

🏟️ Coming Soon: BG15

💫 Saracens Preview


🎧 Listen: https://linktr.ee/harlequinspod


#COYQ

Nov 13, 202350:33
Ep5: Super Ty 🦸🏼‍♂️

Ep5: Super Ty 🦸🏼‍♂️

Green soars higher than the Falcons as Quins score 6x tries to finish the weekend 2nd.

Talking points 👇
🃏 Mike Secures a Shiny Dombrandt
🦸🏼‍♂️ Super Tyrone Green
🦅 Newcastle Falcons Review
🐯 Leicester Tigers Preview
Nov 06, 202353:06
Ep4: Smash & Grab 🐻

Ep4: Smash & Grab 🐻

A gritty performance sees Quins get the job done, winning 23-21 in a very wet West Country.

Talking points 👇
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 World Cup Debrief
🤔 Selection Debate
🐻 Bristol Bears Review
🦅 Newcastle Falcons Preview
Oct 30, 202348:47
Ep3: On The Board ✅

Ep3: On The Board ✅

Premiership rugby returns to The Stoop with a hard-fought win over Exeter.

Talking points 👇
©️ Special Guest: Steph Lewies
🌹 England Semi Final Review
🏟️ Exeter Review
🐻 Bristol Bears Preview ft Bears Beyond The Gate
Oct 24, 202301:16:37
BONUS: Eng v SA ft Steph Lewies 🌍

BONUS: Eng v SA ft Steph Lewies 🌍

A BONUS episode as Club Captain, Steph Lewies, joins us to talk all things Rugby World Cup ahead of England v South Africa.

Talking points 👇
📈 Standout Players
🃏 Quins Review
📲 WhatsApp Groups
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 England v South Africa 🇿🇦

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Oct 19, 202316:35
Ep2: Plot Twist 🍒

Ep2: Plot Twist 🍒

A gut wrenching end to a proper contest in Gloucester sees 5 massive points replaced by a single bonus point in a matter of seconds.

Talking points 👇
🔮 Season Predictions
🎙️ Guest Host: Dave Rogers
🍒 Gloucester Review
🏟️ Exeter Preview
Oct 16, 202301:01:44
Ep1: #PodBack 🃏

Ep1: #PodBack 🃏

We're back! After an extended break due to the Rugby World Cup, we are finally back with Season 4 ahead of the 2023/24 Premiership Season.

Talking points 👇
🌍 Rugby World Cup
🃏 Quins Squad Review
🇪🇺 European Rugby Draw
📈 Coaching Evolution

#COYQ
Oct 09, 202346:16
🎙 Final Ep: Tiger Kings 👑

🎙 Final Ep: Tiger Kings 👑

Our Tiger Kings end the season with a win on coronation day.

Talking Points 👇
🏆 Quins Ams Silverware
🏅 End of Season Pod Awards
🐯 Leicester Tigers Review
🃏 A Look ahead to 2023/24

Thank you for tuning in throughout this season, through the highs and the lows, we’ve enjoyed sharing every emotion with you. Enjoy the summer and see you next season.

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May 11, 202345:30
🎙 Ep 26: Big Summer Blow Out 😮‍💨

🎙 Ep 26: Big Summer Blow Out 😮‍💨

We huffed and we puffed… and we still can’t quite get there. Roll on 2024.

Talking Points 👇
🃏 Departing Quins
🏟️ Quins Ams @ The Stoop
🛁 The Bath Review
🐯 Leicester Tigers Preview

#COYQ
Apr 24, 202332:28
🎙 Ep 25: Proud Quins 🏳️‍🌈

🎙 Ep 25: Proud Quins 🏳️‍🌈

A Stoop farewell in style. A celebration of inclusivity and a send-off of beloved players. You Quins.

Talking Points 👇
🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 Welsh Signings ft Dave Rogers
🏳️‍🌈 Pride Celebrations ft Quins Pride
🦅 The Falcons Review
🌴 BSKO Preview

#COYQ
Apr 17, 202348:21
🎙 Ep 24: Project Harlequins 📈

🎙 Ep 24: Project Harlequins 📈

You’re never as bad as you think you are. There’s an exciting rebuild on the horizon…

Talking Points 👇
🃏 Joe Marchant 150
📽️ Missed Screening Opportunity?
🇿🇦 The Stormers Review
📈 The Rebuild
Apr 03, 202347:41
🎙 Ep 23: The Showdown 🏟️

🎙 Ep 23: The Showdown 🏟️

A worthy venue for a game of great entertainment, but a singular point all but ends our season. Talking Points 👇 🃏 Contract Re-signings 🏟️ Season Ticket Renewals 💫 The Saracens Review 🇿🇦 Stormers Preview


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Mar 27, 202342:08
🎙 Ep 22: Crashton Gate 🤕

🎙 Ep 22: Crashton Gate 🤕

It’s not over til it’s over. But it won’t be bloody easy! Our thoughts…

Talking Points 👇
🌹 England v France Review
🃏 State of Play Download
🐻 Bristol Bears Review
💫 Saracens Preview
Mar 13, 202339:49
🎙 Ep 21: Big Game Party 🎆

🎙 Ep 21: Big Game Party 🎆

A rugby festival at HQ… Attendance records, 124 points, 2x play-off hunts. 

Talking Points 👇 

🌹 Mid Six Nations Report 

🦁 Women’s B&I Lions 

🏟️ Big Game 14 Review 

🐻 Bristol Bears Preview

#COYQ

Mar 06, 202342:22
🎙 Ep 20: Ugo Monye Special 🔥

🎙 Ep 20: Ugo Monye Special 🔥

From The Stoop to The Studio - welcome to the pod, Ugo Monye! 

Talking Points 👇 

🌹 Six Nations Strike Threats 

☘️ Rehab with Keith Wood

🎙️ Life behind The Mic 

🃏 Quins State of Play

Feb 22, 202301:21:11
🎙️ Ep 19: Reset Required 🥹

🎙️ Ep 19: Reset Required 🥹

We lick our wounds and preview the most exciting Six Nations for many a year 🌹 

Talking Points 👇 

🃏 Harlequins Women Win Again 

🌹 Six Nations Musing 

☘️ London Irish Review 

📉 Current State of Play

Feb 01, 202345:18
🎙 Ep 18: Special Guest - Will Collier 👑

🎙 Ep 18: Special Guest - Will Collier 👑

The best looking tight-head in World Rugby and an emphatic victory over the Sharks - what’s not to love? 

Talking Points 👇 

🃏 Special Guest: King Col 

🐐 DC 350 

🇿🇦 Cell C Sharks Review 

🍀 Next Up: London Irish (A)

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Jan 23, 202359:30
🎙 Ep 17: Ici C’est Paris 🇫🇷

🎙 Ep 17: Ici C’est Paris 🇫🇷

The boys fall just short in a 30-29 defeat at the La Defense Arena. Bit of Jouè. We’re getting close… Allez Les Quins. 

Talking Points 👇 

🗼 One Night in Paris 

🦸🏻‍♂️ The Cavalry Returns 

🇫🇷 The Racing Review 

🇿🇦 Next Up: Cell C Sharks (H) 

#COYQ

Jan 17, 202345:47
🎙 Ep 16: Special Guest: Irnè Herbst 🇿🇦

🎙 Ep 16: Special Guest: Irnè Herbst 🇿🇦

A pod of two halves. Fan favourite, Irnè Herbst joins us for a chat followed by a review of our third straight defeat, at the hands of Sale Sharks. 

Talking Points 👇 

🇿🇦 Special Guest: Irnè Herbst 

🌹 Nick Evans x England 

🦈 The Sale Sharks Review 

🇫🇷 Next Up: Racing 92 (A)

Jan 09, 202352:36
🎙 Ep 15: Year of The Quins 🃏

🎙 Ep 15: Year of The Quins 🃏

Started from the bottom now we’re here. A sh*t start to 2023, but get excited about this story and where this group could end up…

Talking Points 👇
🎆 New Years Resolutions
🚑 Injury Returns?
😇 The Saints Review
🦈 Sale Sharks Preview (H)

#COYQ
Jan 03, 202345:38
🎙 Ep 14: 2022 in Review 🗓

🎙 Ep 14: 2022 in Review 🗓

A 2022 special. We digest the last 12 months of ups and downs to wrap up the year.

Talking Points 👇
🎁 Christmas Crackers
🗓 The ‘22 Review
🐻 Bristol Bears Match Recap(s)
😇 Saints Preview (A)
Dec 30, 202258:36
🎙 Ep 13: Joyeux Noël 🎄

🎙 Ep 13: Joyeux Noël 🎄

Winning ugly. An important victory over a classy French outfit. Harlequins 14-10 Racing 92. 

Talking Points 👇 

🏟 (Little) Big Game 

🎅🏼 Festive Quins Wishes 

🇫🇷 The Racing 92 Review 

🐻 Bristol Bears Preview (H)

Dec 19, 202230:05
🎙 Ep 12: Boys on Tour 🇿🇦

🎙 Ep 12: Boys on Tour 🇿🇦

We take a point and reach new levels of team cohesion after a week long tour to SA.

Talking Points 👇
🇮🇹 Tommy Transfer
🏆 2012/2021 combined XV
🇿🇦 The Sharks Review
🇫🇷 Next Up: Racing 92 (H)
Dec 12, 202246:49
🎙 Ep 11: Bath Unplugged 🛁

🎙 Ep 11: Bath Unplugged 🛁

Banana skin dodged. Reversing last seasons result down at The Rec. 3rd spot secured going into the New Year. PLUS… a really nasty debate to decide our combined 2012/2021 Champion teams. 

Talking Points 👇 

🏟 Big Game 14 

🏆 2012/2021 combined XV 

🛁 The Bath Review 

🇿🇦 Next Up: Sharks (A)

Dec 05, 202250:24
🎙 Ep 10: Climbing The Table 📈

🎙 Ep 10: Climbing The Table 📈

A win that won’t be remembered. Gritty and tough. But 4 important points as Quins make it 3 on the bounce.

Talking Points 👇 

🃏 Launchbury is a Quin 

💈 Top 5 Quins Trims? 

🍒 The Gloucester Review 

🛁 Next Up: Bath (A)

Nov 28, 202248:48
🎙 Ep 9: Are You Not Entertained?

🎙 Ep 9: Are You Not Entertained?

Thrilling Finals, Marchant Mourning and Bouyant BaaBaas at a Scintillating Stoop! Did we miss anything? 

Talking Points 👇 

🌹 International Round-Up 

🃏 Transfer News 

🐑 The BaaBaas Review 

🍒 Next Up: Gloucester

Nov 21, 202247:58
🎙 Ep 8: Luck of The Irish 💚

🎙 Ep 8: Luck of The Irish 💚

South West London is Magenta, French Grey, Light Blue and Chocolate… or something like that? 

Talking Points 👇 

🏟 Big Game 14 

💯 Dommers the Centurion 

☘️ The Irish Review 

🐏 Next Up: BaaBaas

Oct 31, 202244:45
🎙 Ep 7: Shark Tale 🦈

🎙 Ep 7: Shark Tale 🦈

Easily our best performance of the season. Marcus steers the lads to a huge away day dub. 

Talking Points 👇  

🐏 Quins v BaaBaas  

🏉 Robshaw Retires  

🦈 The Sharks Review  

☘️ Next Up: London Irish

Oct 24, 202249:45
🎙 Ep 6: Marlerquins 🃏

🎙 Ep 6: Marlerquins 🃏

250 appearances for club legend Joe Marler, but the Quins fail to get out of 2nd gear. 

Talking Points 👇 

📉 Rugby in Decline? 

🤕 Injury Crisis 

🐯 The Tigers Review 

🦈 Next Up: Sale Sharks

Oct 17, 202236:58
🎙 Ep 5: Saint Murley 😇

🎙 Ep 5: Saint Murley 😇

Comfortable win. No drama at all. Lovely stress free Sunday afternoon 🫶🏼

 Talking Points 👇 

🏅 Weekend Round-Up 

🎺 Stomp to The Stoop 

😇 The Saints Review 

🐯 Next Up: Tigers

Oct 05, 202241:04
🎙 Ep 4: Despair in Devon ❤️‍🩹

🎙 Ep 4: Despair in Devon ❤️‍🩹

A game of two halves. A result decided in one moment. 2 points gained, or 3 points dropped? 

Talking Points 👇 

🃏 Will’s debut in the 1/4s 

🏆 New faces in Prem Cup action 

⚫️ Despair in Devon 

😇 Next Up: Saints

Sep 26, 202249:09
🎙 Ep 3: London’s Club 🇬🇧

🎙 Ep 3: London’s Club 🇬🇧

A week of new beginnings. Both on and off the field. Join us as we breakdown the week.


 Talking Points 👇

 💥 Tackling with Tabai

 🏟 North Stand Party Corner

💫 Saracens Review 

⚫️ Next Up: Exeter Chiefs

Sep 20, 202239:45
🎙 Ep 2: Tabai Matson’s Barmy Army 🥁

🎙 Ep 2: Tabai Matson’s Barmy Army 🥁

Who better to review our first win of the season with us than the head coach himself, Tabs!

Talking Points 👇 

🎤 Special Guest: Tabai Matson 

🦅 Falcons Review 

🃏 Squad Updates  

💫 London Derby Preview

Sep 11, 202250:00
🎙 Ep 1: Moneyball💰

🎙 Ep 1: Moneyball💰

The pod is back! Season 3 Episode 1 kicks off with a ‘moneyball’ special featuring performance analyst, Sam Larner, reviewing the summer transfer market. 

Talking Points 👇 

🏖 Summer Recap 

🏟 Season Housekeeping 

🏉 State of Playing Squads 

🦅 Falcons Selection

Sep 07, 202253:20
Ep 33: Until Next Season 🤝

Ep 33: Until Next Season 🤝

The season concludes a week early, but this team, this club, these supporters - something else 🃏♥️

Talking Points 👇
🏆 Pre-Match Preparations
💫 Semi-Final Review
🏟 Favourite Away Trips
✌️ Until Next Season
Jun 12, 202256:00
Ep 32: London Calling 🎆

Ep 32: London Calling 🎆

A try-fest in Devon, but attention quickly turns to a KNOCKOUT London Derby.
Talking Points 👇
🤵‍♂️ Dinner with Tabai
⚫️ Exeter Review
🏆 End of Season Pod Awards
💫 Play-Off Preview
Jun 06, 202254:16
Ep 31: Play-Offs Babehhh 🔥

Ep 31: Play-Offs Babehhh 🔥

A weekend of highs and lows as we follow the Quins from Twickenham to the StoneX. 

Talking Points 👇 

🧢 Joe Gray Retires 

☀️ Big Summer Kick Off 

🏆 Play-Offs Secured 

💔 Semi Final Defeat

May 25, 202251:36
Ep 30: The Big Dog on the Pod 👔

Ep 30: The Big Dog on the Pod 👔

In this week’s special, we’re joined by the main man himself. The CEO of Harlequins Rugby Club, Laurie Dalrymple. 


Talking Points 👇

👔 Behind Laurie Dalrymple 

🃏 Club Growth Plans

☀️ Big Summer Kick Off

❓ Your Questions Answered

May 16, 202201:07:06
Ep 29: Every Point Matters 😇

Ep 29: Every Point Matters 😇

Not at the races, but plenty to build upon. Maximum 4 games left, mini World Cup begins now. 

Talking Points 👇

🎬 Prep To Win: Out Now

🥚 The General Retires 

😇 The Saints Review 

🏟 Stoop Open Training Session?

May 01, 202237:41
Ep 28: Tiger Kings 👑

Ep 28: Tiger Kings 👑

A change in tack. Our puzzle continues to take shape as we add in a new piece ahead of the run in. 


Talking Points 👇

🎬 Prep To Win: 28th April

🏟 HT Crossbar Challenge

🐯 The Tigers Review 

😇 Northampton Saints Preview

Apr 25, 202247:24
Ep 27: Are You Not Entertained? ⚡️

Ep 27: Are You Not Entertained? ⚡️

Disappointed and frustrated, yet joyous and proud. Join us in our rollercoaster of emotions… 


Talking Points 👇

⚽️ Southgate visits SSP

✍️ Contract Renewals: 21 & Done?

🇫🇷 The Montpellier Review

🐯 Leicester Tigers Preview

Apr 18, 202246:14
Ep 26: Allez Les Quins 🇫🇷

Ep 26: Allez Les Quins 🇫🇷

A horror 20 minutes costs us dearly in the South of France… but all to play for at The Stoop!
Talking Points 👇
🇫🇷 Away Day Stories
🏉 Montpellier Report
🎙 Lawrence Dallaglio Pod
🎬 Amazon Prime Doc: Prep To Win
Apr 12, 202244:38
Ep 25: Noisy Neighbours 🔊

Ep 25: Noisy Neighbours 🔊

LOTS to catch up on. Some silverware for the pod and 2 big away days… bad time to be a beer!
Talking Points 👇
🥇 Best Team Podcast Award
🏟 Stadium Plans
☘️ London Irish Review
🇫🇷 Montpellier (A) Preview
Apr 05, 202247:25
Ep 24: Bears Grilled 🐻

Ep 24: Bears Grilled 🐻

Call the RSPCA, Quins have beaten the Bears again. An end to end NBA thriller finishes 38-29. 

Talking Points 👇

🏖 Weekend Pool Parties

🌹 Marchant Masterclass

🏀 The Bristol Review

🏆 Prem Cup Preview

Mar 14, 202248:38
Ep 23: A Legend Returns 🃏

Ep 23: A Legend Returns 🃏

An incredible episode featuring a legend of Harlequins and icon of English Rugby, Mike Brown. 

We hear Mike's unfiltered view on; clubs, agents, business and life after rugby. 

Talking Points 👇 

🃏 Friends become Foes 

🌹 Murley for England? 

🏉 Management Styles 

📈 Future Career

Mar 07, 202201:01:28
Ep 22: Our Warriors ⚔️

Ep 22: Our Warriors ⚔️

Two more Bonus Point Wins for both our men's and women's sides sees the play-off run in heat up!

Talking Points 👇

🏋🏼‍♂️ Marler Squat Comparisons

🌹 A Quins inspired England 

⚔️ The Warriors Review

🦅 Newcastle Falcons Preview

Feb 28, 202247:18
Ep 21: Proud Quins 🏳️‍🌈

Ep 21: Proud Quins 🏳️‍🌈

Not one, but TWO bonus point wins at The Stoop this weekend as our Men’s and Women’s sides return to winning ways in emphatic style.

Talking Points 👇
🏝 Guest Host: Dave Rogers
🚌 Coaching Trio Extend
🏳️‍🌈 A Weekend of Pride
🔮 A Look Ahead
Feb 22, 202250:24