Haunt Her? I Barely Know Her!

The take away here? Don't get in ANY vehicle with a Kennedy.

We are seriously convinced that Nostradamus is on the writing team for the Simpsons. Shits be wild!

This car killed so many people and its literally not in the ways you're thinking. Additionally, bigger the bed, the bigger the fuckin... wait.. yeah. 

Even though Hawaii has small islands, it has some big, spooky hauntings in our hearts. Also, we've discovered something that makes Zoe uncomfortable: frozen people. 

*Sorry for the bad audio quality, still in between moves right now. Thank you for your patience! - Katie* Nothing screams castle quite like a porno shot on the property. Also, can we please stop building forts out of wood to just be burned down??

A cryptid so scary, so horrifying that Katie might be allergic to it. Also, don't be fooled its just a narwhal, cat fish, sturgeon, and snake all getting together to have a baby :) 

Strap in kiddos because you're going to learn what weighs 60,000 lbs and goes boom... and its, surprisingly, not your mother lol. 

What is it? Is it a pharmacopeia? Is it a medieval Hebrew book of random info sprinkled with some naked ladies? Is it some dude's D&D book? Tune in to find out!

Strap in boys, girls, and fellow tax payers. Starting off we got some MAAAAAAAD tea about Wizards of the Coast. Followed by Zoe's account of "When Clowns Attack"... She's afraid of clowns, why the hell she pick this topic??

You know sometimes we think aliens are harassing people just for funsies. Also, you wanna buy a 5 million dollar house that's covered in aliens? Just bring your samurai sword. 

Once again, Katie and Zoe are swooned over a woman who works hard and cares about her community and people. Also, what does a mid western sheriff, a medium, pine trees, and Teddy Roosevelt have in common? Listen in to find out **Zoe is sick this episode, mind the lower energy**

Listen past the low energy as we come into the holidays hot with whatever fucked up colds are going around (sharing is NOT caring when its your germs, little JIMMY), but hey, here's some other holiday traditions that go on around the world that you didn't know you needed to hear.

What does atomic bomb testing and steel have to you with you? Well find out today because if we have to know the "wtf?", then so do you.

ZOE'S FUCKING APARTMENT IS HAUNTED WTF, MY BOYS. Also, plants have their shit together more than humans do. 

On this volume of spooky corner, we interview Becca from the West London Witch. She comes packing with some stories that will leave you also saying "what the fuck?" Be sure to listen because this is only part 1! The West London Witch  @the_west_london_witch

Come on down to the Ryan Ham Castle to get your daily dose of spoopies. Also, its not a prison, its just a.. caged merry-go-round. 

Its a bird, its a plane.. No, that's defiantly a shadow person just walking along. Also, ghosts that throw rocks are just jerks.

TW - Zoe's portion of the episode is pretty rough, we give warnings throughout the episode if you wanna tap out. Katie's story begins at 1h 14m in if you'd like to skip her story.  Also, I'm a sneeeeek. 

Its a bird! Its a plane! Get all your instruments to measure the bitch and try to figure out math and physics about it! Also, NAKED MANTIS!!!

Between a reptilian man and a evil hag that rides people in their sleep, I don't think I ever want to visit SC. Also, what so great about dumb ol' Texas anyways?

Even in the afterlife, some people just refuse to wear shoes. Also, ROTISSERIE HOT DOG GHOST MAKES A COME BACK!

Hang on to your butts because you're gonna learn about GRAPES.. like actual grapes.. just a little bit. Also, this place needs to be shut down IMMEDIATELY.

If you wanna know how to escape a prison, the spooky ladies got you on this one. Also, the monarchs just wanna... chill... in this castle. Get it?? HAHA its a JOKE!

Its a bird! Its a plane! No its a flying d*ldo! Also, this is gonna be the biggest tic tac you've ever seen. 

Watch out for your toes on this one, you might lose a few! Also, living in your own haunted house is, in fact, free content. 

Imagine the wild wild west, but in the Appalachians, but with a wolf infestation. Also, ooOOOooooo here comes the creepy Walmart pants!

Please I don't want some little ghost, crotch goblin touching my face at night. Plus, we love Dolly Parton in this house hold, but why are there people on the roof?? 

This is the longest RUNNING hotel, no one come for Zoe please. Also, this is the best SMALL TOWN bar in all of Alaska, no one come for Katie please. 

When ghosts haunt places they have never been before, that's a no from us dog. Also, how does one playfully throw a plate???

Are you from Mississippi...? Also wtf is going on in New Haven- I mean New Hampshire?

This one simple trick Catholic priests HATE to get possesses. Also, yeah I would hate Halloween too if I got possessed. 

Do the drapes match the carpet? You're gonna learn today kids! Also, boobs... that is all. 

No Forced Birth Don't turn to WebMD to diagnose your headache with cancer, turn to the ✨stars and planets ✨. Also, Poseidon daddy needs to chill and go to therapy to start his personal growth of healing.

Anyone who wants this print in their house is literally bat shit crazy *cough cough*. Also, spoiler alert: everyone dies. Someone count how many people die in this and let us know LMAO.

I know no body expects the Spanish Inquisition, but did anyone expect the Gran Canyon to be haunted?? Also, its always important to know which Jefferson Hotel to do research on. 

On this episode of spooky corner, we hear about Diana's haunted house and then talk mad shit about it. Diana has seen some shit and come next Halloween, she may see more than she bargained for.. its for content though. 

Who would have known war brings in a lot of UFOs. Also, foo fighters might have a praise kink??

Get your jewelry at shop.analuisa.com/haunther  Its not a tower- why is it called that?? Also, if stealing 250,000 euros worth of wine isn't the most French thing you've heard, idk what is. 

Get your jewelry at shop.analuisa.com/haunther  Trying finger butt hole. Also, what's so great about dumb ol' Texas?

Get your jewelry at shop.analuisa.com/haunther  They weren't aliens, they were just drag queens coming to read to the children! Plus, listen in on how an alien broke into a macaroni factory and we need more answers.

Georgia is haunted as pissssss, just so you know, idk if you already knew that or not. Also, if Katie hears another dumb ass pun about the semi on fire, she's gonna freakin lose it.

Like I know you're not SUPPOSED to touch the chair... but I really wanna touch the chair. Plus, don't even bother buckling up for this haunted ride- it'll do that for you. 

If you're a man, you need to steer clear of this hotel or ya gonna get touched. Also, dinner and a haunting? The spooky bitches are in! 

Do you ever wish YOU could sleep on a textbook and retain all the info?? Also, buckle up for the spicy drama that MAY or MAY NOT be genuine (please don't sue us). 

What has 4 arms, 4 legs, and started off painting scary, haunted houses before becoming world renown paranormal investigators? Plus, checkout how Divining Daddy Damus predicted the future!!!

Wanna hear how angels are popcorn and spirit guides are spaghettis? On this episode of Spooky Corner, we interview Tera who works for the Akashic Records. She discussed how spirits and angels are here to help you, and she has NO SPACE for demons. If you wanna check her out more, hit up her website and social medias! https://www.theoptimysticoracle.com IG: @theoptimysticoracle  The Haunted Housewives Podcast IG: haunted.housewives.podcast

Wanna listen to Zoe and I butcher a bunch of French words? Also, why are there so many ghosts on the ROOF???

What are they putting in the water in Germany? Satan. Also, apologizes in advance, this episode is a little heavy. Zoe gets a little ✨ spicy ✨

Damn those routine flair drop training exercises! Also, if its not a weather balloon, its a barn owl. FACTS!

A mansion so haunted, you might need to hire a murder of priests to rid the demons. Also, you can only look at the haunted town, NO TOUCH!!

Sometimes you just gotta have the government baby sit your men so they don't revolt. Plus, you wanna know what everyone wants? Goat legs. Duh. 

** Episode should be fixed- enjoy! ** A twitter thread so scary, you won't wanna eat eggs for a week. Plus, never mind the skull, just how did the costume stand up??

A haunted story so good it has an M. Knight Shyamalan twist to it. Additionally, a house so haunted, it might make a family stay for TWO YEARS. 

A doll that will absolutely fuck your shit up like you just ate some fresh, hot taco bell. Plus remember kids, if the spirit says its a little girl, its probably a demon.  Ft. Castles & Cryptids Podcast https://castlesandcryptidspod.squarespace.com/

If we are telling a story, it probably doesn't have a good ending. Also, boom head shot, boom head shot, BOOM HEAD SHOT!

** Episode 69 is in the works! Zoe got slammed with school so we did the ol' switch-a-roo again** In this volume of spooky corner, we interview the lovely Karly from Haunted Housewives Podcast! She is an ex-Mormon who found her calling in the spiritual realm, specifically tarot cards. You can check her out on her Instagram @thevillagetarotwitch  https://thevillagetarotwitch.com/

Insert a joke about 3 dudes walking into a forest and spot a UFO. Also, a story about kids "sort of" dying. 

What's an asylum turned multi-million dollar haunted house attraction that would make Katie shit her pants have to do with anything?? Also, this story goes from 0 to 100 to 1,000,000 back to 0 real quick. 

We are somewhere in between moist skeleton and meaty, fleshy bits. Plus, remember kids, if you're going to commit cannibalism, don't eat the brains. 

Have you ever been haunted by a hot dot rotisserie style ghost? Also, please have some ghost etiquette when you actually become a ghost. 

I don't need to explain the title. You know damn well who titled their paper what. Also, there's way too many ghosts in Cookeville. 

Ever been throat blasted by an alien? Well these two unfortunately souls have. Also, this other guy gets face blasted and says these two words together... "oppressively moist"...

Mirror Mirror on the wall, show me your spookiest bitches of all. Also, this second story is fucked up- no jokes. 

Lets talk about a lake with moist skeletons. Also, you can't have an underground lake with an island!

In today's episode, Jesus loses his forefinger and thumb doing a Y pose. Also, no Zoe, no one wondered why the place was haunted after 6 people died up in this bitch. 

So do you wanna know how to summon a demon in the shower while butt naked?? Be sure to turn into this episode featuring the most wonderful Becky Kilimnik from Homespun Haints podcast! https://homespunhaints.com/

I mean what do you expect when you exploit people and try to get free labor out of them?? Also, maybe don't build an amusement park on a native burial sight and it wont be haunted as shit... Just saying.

We were so close! So close to Project Blue Book saying it wasn't a weather balloon! Also, an incident where we reverse uno'ed aliens.

There's some serious tea going on in this abbey. Plus, I don't know about you, but turning into a hell hound when you die is metal af. 

Who installs a rain water collection system without a filtration, purification system? Also, this castle has a cool twist at the end so pay attention! There's gonna be a quiz!

Its been 1 year since we've put together this wonderful shit show. So please enjoy this hot special! A place so haunted a man shaped hole with a cowboy hat will whoop your ass. And a place so haunted that no one makes it out unscathed...

Even though this som bitch has been seen for over a century, no one has proof it exists. Also, not deer is straight from Adventure Time change my mind. 

A place so haunted you'll get the shit beat out of you and set on fire by a ghost. Also, what's with monochromatic, ghost women and staircases?

Bro if there are chains across a door in a hotel room, Imma head out. Also, ✨ cockinizers ✨

Kanye West said it best: "Tell me what's next? Alien sex. Imma disrobe you, then imma probe you" ... Anyways, it was just hot and shitty, moist air over Washington, and certainly not UFOs... 

Hold onto your butts because we're about to get a little woo woo up in here! On this volume of spooky corner, we interview the lovely Eunice who is a clairvoyant who can see spirits, auras, and astral project. She teaches us a little more about reiki healing, meditation, and vibrations. I don't know about you, but Katie seems sold!

Its not every day that TWO entire towns uproot themselves and move because of a cryptid. Plus, a story so haunting it may have actually broken Katie...

(Disclaimer!! If you start to feel nauseous, have a headache, dizzy, etc. please stop listening to this episode) For realz? Whats with these dolls not wanting anyone to know their business? 

Welcome to the Barnbarn Barn where there is an annoying ghost girl. Plus, a ghost that killed an alive person! Feat: Twisted & Uncorked https://twistedanduncorked.wixsite.com/podcast

So many kids it hurts us. Plus Native American ghost kids running through the air is not a sentence we thought we would hear. 

Oh this weeks episode of spooky tales, we have elementals, shadow people, full body apparitions, and cockroaches! 

The Lemp family really f*cked up by not investing in biscuits. Also, a mysterious woman comes out of the forest with pocket earrings.  Ft. Homespun Haints

Ah yes, because when I go on honeymoons, I buy castles that I just feel like restoring. Plus, that guy just needed a hand!! 

When someone is telling you there's more demon, there's probably more demons. Additionally, if you have 8 different voices coming out of your mouth, its time to call a priest...

Where you think the most important meetings would be held is just filled with dick head presidents trying to scare other people with ghost! Plus, a hotel where paranormal hanky panky takes place ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Welcome to the third installment of Spooky Corner! On today's episode, we interview Jonathan Johnson from West Virginia Paranormal Investigations. He has been doing paranormal investigations for quite some time and has some spectacular stories to tell! youtube.com/wvpara IG:wvparainvestigations 

In a county where aliens really just said "fuck them kids". Also, FLYING PIEPANS!! Ft. The Salty Speculation https://anchor.fm/salty-speculation/episodes/The-Salty-Speculation-Paranormal-Files-et5jbr

Welcome to the second installment of Spooky Tales! Where we, your hosts, scare the ever loving shit out of each other with the stories you send us. No matter how big or how small, we wanna read them! Hit us up at hauntheribarelyknowher@gmail.com.

You're really gonna love this bridge; it really floats your goats! And apparently, you can wrangle as many demons as you want for additional power ups!  Ft. Queers for Fears  https://anchor.fm/queersforfears

Mr. Worldwide (not Mr. Pitbull) is into sex magic, drugs, and adulatory, oh my! Featuring the worst liar possible with multiple cases of "this you?". Ft. How's It Haunting? https://www.howsithaunting.com/

We got a whole state that is filled with some creepy spots that were built on mass burial grounds, and if we learned anything on this podcast, its that you can't do that. Plus, there's more spoopies that are happening around Gettysburg! 

On today's episode we learn that Cali had some evolvement in the Civil War. Plus, featuring some ankle grabbers! Ft. Seriously Sinister  https://open.spotify.com/show/07BHoPqsPlOt4z8du7aX3O

This is the first installment of Spooky Tales! Where we the hosts read your stories instead! No matter how big or how small the story, we read them. If you want to have your story read on our show, be sure to send us an email at hauntheribarelyknowher@gmail.com! 

A cemetery where two grown men argue about the existence of a vampire for way too long. Additionally, have ya'll ever heard of germs??? Ft. Ladies Fright  https://anchor.fm/ladies-fright

We gotta cover that woo woo spiritualism and its key players before we get into some spicy hauntings that came from this movement. Also, Katie may or not be practicing witchcraft now. She'll never tell!  Ft. Keep It Weird  https://www.keepitweirdpodcast.com/

We call in Katie's friend Rachel for an interview! She disclosed to us in a secret note that she is an automatic writer and she didn't even know it! So we pull her onto the podcast to discuss what creepy happenings she's had writing. We cracked open some cold ones for this interview so make sure you do to!

Escape artist by day, debunking the fraudulent mediums by night- our boy never wants to be shown up. Also, sometimes that cancel culture can hit hard! Ft. Drinking the Koolaid  https://www.dtkpod.com/

Kids, don't try to see how long you can stay awake for. You might turn into a self-cannibalizing zombie. Additionally, make sure your 13 year old kids don't have access to your knives and guns. They may start a gang war or something.  Ft. History Goes Bump http://historygoesbump.com/

If we learned anything from this episode is that the US government really loves cancel culture. Also, the US government is just filled with socially awkward people... There's no surprise there. 

Sometimes its ok to just leave the lights on when you don't want to go back into a haunted a haunted house. Also, if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it could also be a goose ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Sometimes, its just better to just tear a whole building down. Just yeet it away. Also, a not quite a castle that is decently quite haunted. 

If we've learned anything from this podcast, its that ghost children are the woooooorst. Also, don't come to this sanatorium unless you want your car high jacked by the devil.  

In this house, we don't trust when the US government says its a weather balloon! Also, please don't pet the humans. They get scared too easily. 

Even in death, a woman's spirit is still quite thirsty for traveling men. Additionally, featuring a 7 foot tall shadow that will curb stomp some rats for you.  Ft. Homespun Haints https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/homespun-haints/id1464464952 https://open.spotify.com/show/6z2RNMlMad1f5Q45hbaxXA

Learn this one weird trick to summon a poltergeist that local psychics don't want you to know! Also, I think if we have leaned anything its that if its a castle, its haunted. PERIODT. Ft. Stories With Sapphire https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/stories-with-sapphire/id1495941921?ign-mpt=uo%3D4 https://open.spotify.com/show/3mag99EygwfUS7UZPdVOuq

We hope you all are ready for a real special treat! On this very first episode of the Spooky Corner, we interview Austin "Shazam" Phifer (from Nerd It Through The Grapevine podcast) who is an experienced paranormal investigator. He tells us of his most haunted places and stories for a bone chilling hour long episode.  Buckle up kiddoes, this one is a WILD ride!!  Nerd It Through The Grapevine https://open.spotify.com/show/2K6UbFUAcPxcTMiJRGuH4D  https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/nerd-it-through-the-grapevine/id1526779235

ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵒᵘᵗ. ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ʷᵃᵗᶜʰ ᵒᵘᵗ. Yₒᵤ ᵦₑₜₜₑᵣ 𝓌ₐₜ𝒸ₕ ₒᵤₜ. Yₒᵤ ᵦₑₜₜₑᵣ 𝓌ₐₜ𝒸ₕ ₒᵤₜ. You better watch out. You better watch out. Yᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ. Yᴏᴜ ʙᴇᴛᴛᴇʀ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ᴏᴜᴛ. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT. YOU BETTER WATCH OUT.

Has no one learned their lesson to not build over the creepy well? Or to not build houses on blood soaked battle fields?? Guess not. Also, there's nothing better than a ghost that loves to talk mad shit and spill some T. 

Do you know why they call it a hallow? Because they can't hear you holler in the hallow... It sounds better when Zoe says it. Also, no kids, its not ok to try and shoot someone with a double barrel shot gun because someone upsets you.  Jar of Rebuke https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/jar-of-rebuke/id1533609555 https://open.spotify.com/show/6CWsgmUSyl4ncivFYmbqrI?si=oeo2S5QhT9WaXsK7y_utzg

Mothman, the cryptid with the most glorious set of legs you've ever seen according to West Virginia locals. Plus, we may have uncovered the mystery of Hitler's disappearance  🤔 Across the Veil https://open.spotify.com/show/70BsGuHadMYWkPkAHZSxVZ?si=Y7BCN__KQXGDbYMJmzPTmA https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/across-the-veil/id1530320472

Remember how your parents always told you to not play in the woods at night and run towards the hovering UFO? Also, remember when your parents told you to not talk to strangers that are aliens? Yeah, don't do those things. 

If this manor wasn't haunted enough, condensing all the spirits into the manor will make it haunted enough. Featuring the worlds most helpful ghost bellman. But be careful! If you're too boring, he might ✌️ from your conversation.

A blessing in disguise turned into a nightmare not so much in disguise. Plus, a hotel where Napoleon the 3rd will appear to you as a glowing ball of light... in the basement.

You know what's not a good idea? Building over a 5000 year old Pagan burial ground. You know what's also not a good idea? Bringing a Ouija board into a haunted murder house. 

Haunt Her? I Barely Know Her! joins up with Nightmare Town to bring you the spookiest podcast in honor of Halloween 2020. Grab your blankets because this one is sure to give you the heebie jeebies!  This episode is part 1 to the two part thriller. Follow this link to listen to part 2 of this Halloween special! https://open.spotify.com/episode/3GJn12zzCKZZDQDpc4j9Qe?si=00IA-GsjTz6E1gOd1SCc2Q

Two bothers leap off a cliff to see who would run the family clan, but don't mind the broken legs.  Also, the house is named after a sweet girl named Sallie, but nothing about the house is sweet!

Today we learn where the first penitentiary came from and why they are always haunted as shit. Additionally featuring an asylum where the female spirits will caress you and the male spirits will bite you. 

Do you know where the word quarantine came from? You're gonna learn today! And a hotel that has no business being haunted. 

Don't move grandma's rocking chair! Plus, 101 way to be admitted into an asylum. 

An island where a reverse mermaid is killing inhabitants, and fuck yeah, concrete! 

And this is why you don't buy stuff on eBay. Also featuring a Kevin being a classic Kevin.  

After this episode, you might want to reconsider having children. Also, ghosts are huge dicks. 

On today's episode, we learn there's a little ghost boy in the basement that is rude af to patrons trying to play pool. Plus, we learn that ships can be four C's thick. 

Have you ever wanted to yeet an entire light house into the ocean? Have you ever wanted to get baked with a ghost mom? Well, do we have the podcast for you!

Next time on Haunt Her? I Barely Know Her? an environmentalist taking soil samples dies and we welcome you to the thunder dome of ghost! 

Welcome to Haunt Her? I Barely Know Her? first podcast episode! Our very first episode features Satan's butt crack and a sugar momma so wealthy, she builds stair cases from floors to ceilings... Literally.

Scary ghosts, haunted places, and cursed items, oh my! Haunt Her? I Barely Know Her! is a paranormal podcast hosted by Katie Groves and Zoe Knowlton. Each hostess takes a turn trying to scare the other into never sleeping again! Join us every Friday with your favorite snack and beverage for some spooky stories.