
Hawk Talks
By The Profile Student News
Please note that the topics discussed on Hawk Talks do not always reflect the views of the school.
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Hawk TalksFeb 13, 2023

Emily and Erika Take A Test
In this episode, Emily and Erika take an "Are you smarter than a fifth grader" test, only to prove that they are not, in fact, smarter than a fifth grader.
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. Emily and Erika are the two that I have the worst time with editing, because they get too close to the mics. This was the result of the fifth audio noise reduction :(.
- Ayla W.

Morgan and an Unpaid intern.
Morgan and an unpaid intern discuss stuff in this podcast, playing a game of never have I ever.
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. Morgan got made fun of for this one.

Over The Horizon: Emily Guesses Legend Of Zelda Characters
In this episode, Erika forces Emily to guess recognizable Legend Of Zelda characters, only to realize that Emily isn't a nerd like her.
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Hawk Beat: Fentanyl Project
Emily and co. discusses the issues with fentanyl.
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Over The Horizon: Experience in the Psych Ward
In this episode, Morgan talks about her stay in a hospital. This is one of our heavier episodes, as it discusses eating disorders, psychiatric hospitals, and the issues that come along with these topics.
Trigger Warning: Eating Disorders, Psychiatric Hospitals
NEDA Helpline: 1-800-931-2237
Suicide Hotline: 988
Your mental and physical health is important. If you are suffering from poor mental and physical health, please tell someone. There are people out there who are willing and wanting to help you.

Hawk Beat: Anahy and Rosie talk about Starbucks drinks.
Anahy and Rosie talk about their favorite Starbucks Drinks.
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Over The Horizon: Ayla Beats Up Disney Characters While Morgan Watches.
In this episode, Ayla and Morgan discuss whether or not Ayla could win against Disney Characters.
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. Morgan doesn't understand how cyanide works.

Hawk Beat: Emily guesses Mario Characters
In this episode, Erika tries to introduce Emily to the world of Mario- unfortunately, Emily finds it hard to understand what a Mario character is.
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. Nintendo please don't sue us :(

Dress Code and Womens Empowerment.
In this episode, Sam and Norah talk about Women's rights.
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The Halloween Episode.
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. Imagine Not rushing your job lmao

Sammy and Norah's Halloween Movies
Sammy and Norah talk about movies.

Cooking Bad.
In this episode, Ayla forces Erika, Morgan, and Emily to cook homemade spaghetti
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. This was the episode that made Ayla stay up all night and question their sanity. Morgan still does not know what basil is.

Hawk Beat: Mcdonalds lore.
This episode of Hawk Beat started off as a simple Smash-or-Pass of Mcdonald's characters went off the rails as Morgan and company discovered that these Mcdonald's characters have lore.
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. I gave up editing this halfway through :)

Another Fashion Podcast- Hawk Beat
Another fashion podcast- but homecoming themed!

Homecoming Signs
They talk about Homecoming :D

Birches Bible Study
The episode where one of the guys studies the bible!
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. Please remember that this podcast does not always reflect the views of the school or students and that it is merely a reflection of their respective contributors personalities. - Ayla.

Hawk Beat: Back to school trends
In this episode, Anahy and Rosie talk about back-to-school trends they've noticed!
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. The school has blocked me from using Audacity as my editing software! So despite these guys recording with Audacity, and the audio file being from Audacity, I cannot edit it correctly, resulting in a very staticky background noise (:
- Ayla

Hawk Beat: Fall Fashion Trends
Erika and Emily decide to do a podcast together and discuss fashion trends before discussing if Disney World props up corpses on park benches.
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. My computer tried to die when I was editing this :(
- Ayla

Hawk Beat- Morgan Discusses Trolley Problems
In this episode Morgan and their friend Sam discuss Trolley problems, and whether or not murdering babies is okay.
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. I like snails, they're cool.
- Ayla

Interview with Mrs. Fleeman
she has two dogs :)

Hawk Beat Ep. 22~ Percy Jackson?!
Morgan's friend explains Percy Jackson to her. Also known as "Morgan's friend explains something to her and she tries to understand", now episode 2.
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Y'all I'm getting carpal tunnel. -Morgan

Hawk Beat Ep. 21~ Nursery Rhymes
Erika gets to watch Morgan sing and lose her mind
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I'm doing g͙̯̪͕̞ͧ̎͘ȑ̷͇̥̱͖̰̰e̯̭̒̅ͣ͐͠ͅa̵̬̞̝̙͕̯͍͂t̰͇̪̟͉̗͎̩̊͌̾ͨ́.

Hawk Beat Ep. 21~ Oscars Pt.2
Oscars, amirite?
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Still haven't watched it. -Morgan

Over The Horizon Ep. 9~ Ayla Forces Erika to Watch Spooky
Spooky!
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I know it's not October -Morgan

Hawk Beat Ep. 20~ Oscars Pt. 1
The Oscars were pretty crazy
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Can you tell I didn't watch it? -Morgan

Hawk Beat Ep. 19~ Artist Friend Bullies Morgan
Also known as Morgan's Friends explain concepts to her and she tries to understand it
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I'm kinda sad- Morgan

Hawk Volt Ep. 14~ Shovel Knight Ep. 8
SHOVEL
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How are y'all doing?- Morgan

Hawk Volt Ep. 13~ Devin Rambles About Video Games
Devin goes just a touch insane
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Morgan is gay- Morgan

Hawk Beat Ep.18~ Ukraine, Nick and Gabrielle Edition
Nick replaced Ayla
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Rawr

Hawk Beat Ep. 17~ Get Ready With Morgan
Morgan spends too much time on makeup.
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A̸̞̺͌ẙ̪̹̳ͮͥ̾͠ͅl̓̉͂͏̻͉͍a̰̻ͭ͞ ̃ͨ͐͏͚͚͓̻̗̘̗i͓͇̘͍̽̾̀š̢̼̝̘̝͉͉ ̺̦̹̙̑ͭ́a̧̲̣͇͇͇̹̻̫̐̉̏͌l̨̲̻͈̓ṁ̛̬̝̱̤͚̰̺̩̃ͪ̉o̫̰̦̟̲͋̉͜ͅs̰̟̦̞̑̽̔͡ͅt̤̭̻̐͐͜ ̦̼̤͎̬̺̈́̃́̏̀b̝̱͔̏͢a͕̪͈̘̋ͭ̐͢c̵̻͖̱̱͚̟͍͙͒k̯̝̺̺̹̻̍ͬͬ͞.̧̼̟͋́ ̵̗͇͇̝̓̽̑̓J̺̘̥͛̈́̀ụ̗͔̦̞̝͎ͮ̉͑̆͞s̛̯̬ͪ͌t̷̞͓͔͇̰̯͊ ̱̙̗̳͎̻̤͊̂͟d̥͕̯̰̞̓͂̍͟ǐ̫̼̦͝f͙̝̜͙͗ͤ͟f͙̞̱̹͎̞̩̈ͧ̈́̕e̴̳̙̫̦͓͆ͅr̵͓̞̣͚̰ͪ͆͋ͨĕ͓̯͍̞͠n̤̯̥̩̖̱̰̒͌́ͅt̨̳̬̱̞͓͇͖̿

Over The Horizon Ep. 8 ~ Russia and Ukraine with Ayla and Nick
Ayla and Nick talk about the terrible things happening in Ukraine
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Who actually finds these? -Morgan

Hawk Beat Ep. 16~ Morgan makes Ayla react to Item Label Videos
Morgan found this website called item label.
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Pͮ̋͏̜͓̪͈͎̩̩̦e̯̹̯̲̔͞éͪ̆҉̗̰̟p̷͇ͣͅỷ̳̩͓̥̣̘̫ͬ͡ ̭͎̮͖̘ͧͪ̾́ẅ̦͇̪́̚͢a̧̬̪͗ͯ̒t̫̝̞̆̿̓͛̕ͅc̳̥͖̱͉̎ͥ̔͝ͅh̨̦̰͓͉̼͍̖͊͒ę̮̳͇̪̈́s̩̗͕̩͓̫͍̉̆͂̽͞ ̥̩̪̯̠̣͒͛ͧ͢ý͒̒̑͏͖̭͓̜͓̲͚̫o̢̖͎̭͓̲̯ͪ̌u̴͉͍̿ ͬ̅ͪ̚҉̲̳̝̘̥̯̜͉e̤͓ͦͪ͘a͈̖̝̓͊ͭ́t̢̗̰̦̺̗ͨ̉̽͒

Hawk Beat Ep.15~ Part 2 of New Year's Resolutions
Devin, Gabriella, and Delaney talk about New Years Resolutions again
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A̴̱͙͍͖͓̣͉͙͊ͬ̆́y̡̞̙͌͛͗ļ̳̲͖̝ͮͨa̾҉͙̙̭̦̼͕ ͚͓̺̹̋͛̾́i̲̘̰̽͜s̴̝̬̗̣͙̞ͥ̂̋ ͈̖͉̻̭ͭ͝ģ͚̥̣͈̝̣̥̗ͤ̎ͦ̃ŏ̵̦̳̺͇̪̬̯̿͗n̴̟͕̟͕ͮͅe̩̟̰̼̲̦̲͆ͩ́.̭̗̩̞̥̻͚̜̉͞ ̸̘̫̤͎ͭ͐̊͒I̢̱̱̜̮̤ͬ̏t̜̺͎͈͚̥̒ͤ̾ͬ͘ś̛̱͕̰̗̬̰̱̯̿ͤ ̧̠̗̗̔j̫͙̜͚̆͌ͮ̚̕ụ̵͇̃ș̴̖̪͕̘̥̖̰ͯͭͦt̸͓͈̖́ͭͧ̚ ̦͖̯̰̹͓̉͜M̖͕ͪͬ̀o̠̲̦̙̙͖͑͞ͅr̡͎̦̟̲̃̍ͬ̓ġ̭̻̝͕̺͈ͦ́͜ȧ̘̻͔̃̀ͅn̴̬̤̼͍̫̅̐͌ ̢͚͕ͮn̸̤̱̖͉̰̗͙͖ͬ͂̈͊o̰͈͍ͨ́w̢̫̫̩̝͍̝͓̜̿̽

Hawk Volt ~ Shovel Knight Playthrough Part 7 w/ Devin
Devin play game more
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Erika is bullying me and Ayla for sitting in our assigned spots. -Morgan

Hawk Volt ~ Shovel Knight Playthrough Part 6 w/ Devin
Devin plays the game
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Ayla wants to ban me from Boulder -Morgan

Hawk Beat Ep. 14- Morgan and Erika's Valentines Day
Morgan and Erika go into the history of valentines day, in some of the worst ways possible.
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. I have never been so angry listening to a podcast before- Ayla

Hawk Beat Ep.13 ~ Newlywed Game for Valentine's Day
Delaney and Devin trap couples into a room and make them answer questions about each other, how romantic.
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Devin is the devil

Hawk Volt Ep.10 ~ Ayla Forced Morgan to Watch Analogue Horror Videos
Morgan is trapped in a room with Ayla while unsettling videos play. Please Help.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1m_xrOH_VPIwx94OHlf5ThK1ujrx9gGdE7lq3sjmaoPw/edit?usp=sharing
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Ayla is scary

Hawk Beat Ep. 12- New Years
They talk about the New Years.
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. Morgan cheated on me with a ginger.- Ayla

Hawk Beat Ep. 11~ Spotify Wrapped
Delaney, Devin, and Nick talk about their Spotify wrapped.
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I accidentally cheated on my goth gf, Ayla, with a trans-ginger
-Morgan

Over the Horizon- Ep.7- Alcatraz
Today Nick and Devin talk about Alcatraz.
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. Morgan has been cheating on me with seven other women
-Ayla

Hawk Volt- Ep.9 ~ Talk of Two Gamers
Devin and her boyfriend talk about video games.
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Lol imagine having a boyfriend

Hawk Beat Ep. 10- Kids T.V Shows and Media.
Hey, there's someone new in this episode!!!
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. Morgan might be joining me in editing podcasts soon, so thanks Morgan!!!

Soaring Sports Ep.4- Christmas Sports
Lizzy talks about sports on Christmas.
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. Nobody told me she'd record this on Christmas Eve, so here I am.

Over the Horizon Ep.6- HHS Instagram accounts.
Today on the podcast Nick and Ayla were more prepared than last time. They talk about the best and worst HHS Instagram accounts.
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. Why do you guys insist on doing this???

Hawk Beat Ep. 9- Christmas Movies
Today on the podcast the Journalism crew discusses Christmas movies and traditions.
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. Delany and Morgan give me more work than anyone else.

Over the Horizon Ep.5- Unprepared History.
Today on the podcast Ayla and Nick are more unprepared than usual, so they talk about Serial Killers and the Red Army.

Hawk Beat Ep.9- Books I've read this year.
This month on the podcast Gabriella discusses books she's read. Note that there is a spoiler warning for, The Silent Patient, The Good Sister, Nightengale, Migrations, Once there were Wolves, The Hate U Give, One of Us is Lying, Daisy Cooper's rules for living, While no one is watching, etc.
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Hawk Volt- Ep.8- Shovel Knight Playthrough.
In this episode, Devin plays through Shovel Knight again.
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. We're taking away Nick's human rights since he made me listen to Mariah Carey. Come by the Journalism room to sign the petition.

Over the Horizon Ep. 4- Novembers Politics
Today Nick and Ayla discuss November politics.
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. Nick fought me over keeping an audio clip in. I nearly won.

Hawk Beat Ep. 8- Vanity Sizing.
Today Gabriella and Delany go to different clothing stores to show the difference in sizing for each store.

Hawk Beat Ep.7- Origins of Mythical Creatures
Today on Hawk Beat Erika and Morgan discuss the origins of mythical creatures.
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. Each day I live in fear that Morgan will make an attempt on my life.
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. There's an old legend that says the reason that Dragons are gone is that they've evolved into cats.

Soaring Sports Ep. 3- The Football Bros Episode
In this episode, Delany interviews two football players from HHS to review what happened during the season.
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. They made me edit out a lot of stuff, listen after the last censor to hear the bloopers :D

Hawk Volt Ep. 7- Shovel Night Playthrough
Today on Hawk Volt Devin plays through the first few levels of Shovel Night.
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Over the Horizon Ep.3- October Politics
In this episode of Over the Horizon, Nick and Ayla discuss the major events that happened during the month of October.
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Hey, sorry this episode is late, we were having issues with the audio, due to Morgan summoning something into the computer.
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. Fresno Nightwalker: https://www.google.com/search?q=fresno+nightwalker&rlz=1CAOUAQ_enUS967US968&biw=1366&bih=617&tbm=isch&source=lnms&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwihp83E44H0AhWJW80KHYQ3AoMQ_AUoAnoECAEQBA&safe=active&ssui=on#imgrc=r2S-CIYHyuJciM
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. I had all month to prepare a good theory for the podcast, and all I did was bring up haunted pants.

Hawk Beat Ep.6- Celebrity Halloween Costumes
Today the Hawk Beat Crew discusses celebrity Halloween costumes.
Follow along here: https://www.harpersbazaar.com/celebrity/g4248/favorite-celebrity-halloween-costumes/
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Hawk Volt Ep. 6- The Black Dahlia Murder
Today Devin talks about The Black Dahlia Murder Case.
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.Seriously, those images are tragic.

Hawk Beat- Ep. 5- Halloween Origins
In this episode of Hawk Beat, we talk about the origin of Halloween and Monsters.
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. The Queen of England is the Boogeyman.
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. Morgan summoned something in the recording booth whilst recording, and now I have to clean it up :(
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.I refused to edit out some pieces in protest.

Hawk Volt. Ep 4- Horror Movies.
Today on the podcast Devin welcomes Delaney onto the podcast to talk about classic Halloween movies.
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What, two Hawk Volt episodes in a row? I wonder why- I mean, I should know right?

Hawk Volt- Ep 3- The Start Of Halloween
Today Devin kicks off October by talking horror games.

Soaring Sports Ep. 3 - Horizon Sports Updates
Today Delaney gives a quick update of recent sports at HHS.

Hawk Beat Ep. 4 - Met Gala Outfits
The Hawk Beat crew (with Devin and Delaney) discuss the outfits from the Met Gala.
Follow along with this link(for the pictures they're talking about): https://www.vogue.com/slideshow/met-gala-2021-best-dressed-celebrity-red-carpet-fashion
If you're reading this, it's already too late.

Hawk Beat Ep. 3 - Fast Fashion
The Hawk Beat crew discusses Fast Fashion and its negative effects on people and the environment.

Hawk Volt Ep. 2 - PlayStation Showcase & Women in Video games
In this episode, the Hawk Volt group talks about the PlayStation Showcase and the sexualization of women in video games.

Over The Horizon Ep. 2- Anti-mask celebrities and Government corruption
In this podcast episode, Nick and Ayla discuss the anti-mask rants of Leigh Baker and the government corruption in California.
Unfortunately, we had to record using Zoom, so the audio is still strange. It will be fixed by the next episode.
- Editor
Links:
Leigh Baker rants: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWxm_ksQ3yU

Hawk Volt Ep. 1 - Four Great Games and Activision Blizzard Scandal
*****Trigger Warning- Sexual Assult and Rape during Activision Blizzard Scandal*******
Deaven introduces the first episode of Hawk Volt, the HHS Video Game podcast.
Special thanks to Deaven for taking time out of her day to do this.
Note that around 30:35 there is a word that needs to be censored to be posted. A sound effect will play when this happens.

Hawk Beat - New Segment!
Thanks for Nick and Delaney for doing this new episode! Hope you guys enjoyed it!
Hey guys! Sorry about the audio issue, we were currently fixing a mic and had to use an old one. Audio will be better in the next two episodes. Have a good day.
- Editor

Soaring Sports - Ep. 2
Episode topics: March Madness, hockey, soccer, and Horizon volleyball & track. Nadiya gives a rundown of March Madness. Emily and Lizzy talked the Colorado Avalanche and Manchester United soccer. In the Horizon sports section, Emily and Lizzy breakdown spring sports volleyball and track.

Hawk Beat - Ep. 2
Episode topics: celebrity news, controversial fashion, and Legend of Zelda. Emily and Charlize talk about Kylie Jenner's donations and Emma Stone's pregnancy as well as Ugg boots, Crocs, and other questionable fashion choices. Nick and Erika discuss Legend of Zelda games.

The Honest Truth - Ep. 2
Episode topic: quarantine and social interaction. Liz, Lizzy, and Nick compare the Dust Bowl of the 1930's to the COVID pandemic. Nick and Lizzy talk to Horizon teacher Steve Lash about asynchronous Wednesdays in Adams 12.

Over the Horizon - Ep. 1
Lizzy discusses the recent plane debris debacle in Broomfield. Nicholas talks about Ted Cruz, Texas blackouts, and other topics seen in the news in past months.

Hawk Beat - Ep. 1
Emily and Charlize discuss overalls and other trends. Erika discusses her take on the Mandalorian.

The Honest Truth - Ep. 1
Lizzy, Nick and Liz discuss everything social media. From how it affects different generations to how it influences their lives.