We Were Hit By A Horse Truck And Got Isekai'd Into Equestria?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans let boys say things in season 2 episode 22, Hurricane Fluttershy. Come marvel at Blossom The Third: A Woman Called Fujiko Marene. Remember, if you got isekai'd, you have to tell us. We consider the majestic Pizza Diane Pie and watch the womanamaremeter spin because women are always banishing me to the eyeball zone.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans cut a boy gland clean off in season 2 episode 21, Dragon Quest. Check out sissy Spike, or possibly show us transgender Spike. He's not like other dragons, after all. He's a horse. Marvel at the rare lineless phoenix as we add mysterious bulges with Rainbow Dash's muscular bones.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans ask if you've heard about gender in season 2 episode 20, It's About Time. We put the sandwich-shaped dick in the sandwichussy, point at a suspiciously human nose, warn Pinkie Pie about her ballussy, and, as always, Graceful Spark explains how King Crimson works. Come marvel at this inefficient doomsday prepper and George who died of wet blankets. Also, Tartarus is real?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans fuck a nerd for asparagus in season 2 episode 19, Putting Your Hoof Down. After all, we're not straight, but asparagussy is asparagussy. Everypony knows you can't fuck Lemmon Pussy for a cherry, but you can appreciate a homeskunk, and, of course, the tree outside Fluttershy's house is dying. Reblog to make it die faster, pony 47.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do a trumpet yeehaw in season 2 episode 18, A Friend in Deed. We ask if she eats these, make some tau jokes, meet Ponyville's Attorney Specific, admit that love wins (wife ins), but at what cost, and Spark uses her penis like she always does.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans imagine Sisyphus and Diamond Tiara pissed at everything in season 2 episode 17, Hearts and Hooves Day. We celebrate a cutie loaf, realize that Catholicism real, and commiserate that they took my clown in the divorce. We meet a different human chest hair guy, tolerate consensual feminization, and, in conclusion, pilot emblems are mech cutie marks.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans don't like Scrubie Pie in season 2 episode 16, Read It And Weep. We do surgery on a Pinkie Pie, ask Rainbow Dash how she's this cringefail but agree that she's allowed to be naked, discuss maregma, and concur that darings only do this when they're extremely distressed.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans forget about ram TF in season 2 episode 15, The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000. We meet Foamy Top, consider perfectly spherical horses in a vacuum, congratulate the show on its nice France reference, go off about cider logistics, and agree: we don't want to be isekai'd into ALF. Also, uh, Spark probably has a job by the time this episode goes out, but we left the plea in as a joke. Thank you, though!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans stan a cuck king in season 2 episode 14, Baby Cakes. We notice that Winamplejack really whips the llama's ass, appreciate that stinky GILF drip, have a hole, detect a MILF, and agree on something important: plot rules. And we have a special fandom history corner!

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans stan a cuck king in season 2 episode 13, Baby Cakes. We notice it's Spark-thirty and thus time for dick-flattening, talk about a cake that kins a pump, hoot and holler about Clover the Transgender, and mourn the free online encyclopedia that nopony will ever edit again.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans serve Shakespearean cunt in what we're calling season 2 episode 12. Hearth's Warming Eve. We learn that keikaku means horse plan, Spark goes off about the class divide in Equestria for like ten minutes straight, and, I gotta tell ya, love wins. I'm sorry we didn't put that many jokes in this episode, but, like, neither did Hasbro. Oh, and they call their planet Earth. What the hell.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get up early in the morbing for season 2 episode 11(?) 12? The zap apple one. Diversity win! The worst woman you know is transgender, your grandma is cringefail, and do you fine ponies know where a gentlecolt can get some acid? Join us while we sell rich people to drugs so we don't have to collect horse social security.

In this episode of Warning! Incoming Dames, Stage Fright and Memory Leak meet the Walking Doug in season 1 episode 2 of ReBoot. We get into chair ball insertion, ask whether there's a Missus Suck, give crystal head, apply our honesty patches, and we just can't wait to cloud compute our data algorithm til we dropbox.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans make half the world forget about feet in season 2 episode 10. We try not to contract #fossteoperosis, have more Eminem, somehow, make an appointment with Doctor Normal, observe that the Ponyville's biggest sub wants to be a troop, and, of course, she ten gallon on my hat 'til I yeehaw.

Also, hey, Spark's birthday is on the day after this goes live, so say something nice about her. This is kind of a prank current-me is playing on future-me because I'm usually too shy to mention it on the day.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get feet and elite in season 2 episode 9 with another win for McCarthyism. We ask why they named the horse foot, and make some difficult deSHEsions in honor of women's history month.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans take on season 2 episode 8 by knocking on wood, inventing the humble sigma mare, give Beans her biweekly de-wizening, and ask the big question: What's with these POnies dissing my MARE?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans dive into dame theory, go hurling, discuss a surprising amount of skin, and, of course, will krump with you, Twilight.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans remember a fancy little egg lad, consider The Big Lebeanski, theorize about Pony Erectus, and ask the big question: do you remember arms?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get funky with the winkerbeans, establish that Apple Bloom is an NSHC, and agree that Mario eat bologna out of Princess Peach's hand.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans experience some Family Guy scary moments, imagine a world where it's problematic to ask your neighbors for candy, and go for a drink at the speakdifficult.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans get into Twilight teleportation disc horse, agree that she was ordered by the god-king to touch grass, lay Rainbow Jackoff, and face the ceaseless beating of the Twi-Tale Heart.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans consider turning a horse inside out (without pinching them), wonder if we've ever heard of a sad horse, agree that art lets us travel anywhere, and peer into Discord's uncanny valley.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans finally get to the Grand Galloping Gala! We appreciate Spike's tailboner, Beans's very good duck penis joke, how pianos don't work if there's a horse in them, and get to the bottom of the polevussy.

While Beans recovers from gala-related injuries, Graceful Spark and Starry Skies cut a live wisecast special. The stated title of the talk was "The Mathematics Of My Little Pony: Equestria Girls", but we wind up talking about Equestria Girls as a whole, Sunset Shimmer in specific, and see where the wind takes us. This one does have some talk about Equestria Girls and later-season stuff, if you'd prefer to go in fresh.

In the leadup to the Grand Galloping Gala, Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans answer some fan mail before the big night. We talk about the desire to be erotically everted, discuss the points of the Johnny Bravo/Kronk/Enzo Reboot triangle, and ask the big question: Is eating the pussy vore?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans dispense a hot cup of takes, agree that Pinkamania's gonna run wild on you, concur that they should let Big Mac say "bitch", and wish a humpy bumpday to nummity num.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss bus vore, femboy Owlowiscious, making the blender alive, talk about how you gotta protect your bitch wife, go on foot watch, and balance a book on Spike's ass shelf.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss their membership in the flavor fandom, discuss which school plays IGN gave a terrible rating to, and anticipate the rerelease of Skyrim on a pony.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about Mr. Cake's wife guy qualifications, mention that horse 9/11 might have just happened, and watch Fluttershy do surgery on a bird.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about how the tree isn't gonna fuck Applejack, end our long loaf drought, and not much else because this episode is a bad one. Don't worry, this is the first part of a double feature.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about Spike's full-on simp face, discuss the humble boy of gender, and Spark realizes she has another type.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans have nostalgia for the movie Holes, discuss Spike's skin pocket, and pay our respects to the great hunkfather and primordial ur-hunks before us.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans invite our dear listener to look forward to feet, discuss the humble catgirl Apple Bloom, and get taken to task for their twink takes.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss the class relationships of horse society, the original cottagecore gf, agree that certain children can safely handle hammers, and weigh in on the age old debate: snicken or chake?

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss a completely theoretical Seinfeld isekai, the missing Wright brother, compare orb fears with hoop dreams, and agree that Spark should get to decide who lives and who dies.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans stand corrected about the utility of an apple cellar, ship the two ponies that don't appear in this episode, discuss Twilight's prescription piano, and still find time to chat about horse music.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans wonder where Horse France is, discuss whether taurs are real in horseland, encounter the immortal line, and shake their heads at Applejack's unfortunately-shaped hat.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk about the rugs and the bees, say "come on, ref" a lot, discuss the difference between real and fake leaf fans, and leave time to be gay while there's some extraordinarily homosexual horse behavior happening on screen.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk a lot about horse puberty, the unparalleled ability of children to lie to each other, and read some viewer mail. Graceful Spark honors a dark pact called "friendship."

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans do our best to help out with Winter Wrap-Up, and talk about the rare and majestic girlwife, assign ponysonas to the Big Bang Theory cast, and, again, talk about how Weird Al and Pinkie Pie canonically fuck in the future.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans talk geometry, the correct number of orbs to have, and how extraordinarily frustrating it is that Pinkie Pie doesn't say one more sentence about what she plans on doing.

Giant Spark and Spilled Leaves get social experimented on by poison joke, discuss whether the first of many racism morals does its job, and read some listener mail. And that's not even counting how hard this episode ships Appledash.

Graceful Spark and Spilled Beans discuss this episode's attempts at the beloved Rarijack ship, see Twilight engage in some maximum book horsing, and still have enough time to get roped into Beans's long-awaited Dark Bit. Oh, and we show off our hot new website!

We play script doctors to this bold tale of dragging Fluttershy to the top of a mountain, try to get to the bottom of this horseshoe situation, and discuss a very good-shaped dragon.

We get to meet The Great and Powerful Trixie, discuss how surprisingly little gender I get from her, and how we would have told her story better if we were the mysterious gods pulling the strings. They could have used this magical horse so much better.

We discuss Ponyville's best and most confusing pranks, how our younger selves wanted to either be or buck Gilda, and lament how nopony can eat cake normal style. We have our first listener mail call in this episode, and I hope it isn't the last.

We talk about Twilight Sparkle's cubescore, the morality of writing real pony fic after you've been isekai'd, and discuss how, despite Applejack's very big trophy for being the best horse, her friends don't really seem all that great at putting her talents to good use.

We talk about Prince Juice, the difficulty of finding a restaurant that serves gemstones in Ponyville, and offer our insider perspective on the third episode of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic. Twilight has some decent social skills in this one, I'll admit.

We, uh, try to come to grips with the fact that we're dead now and we have to continue podcasting in Equestria. I guess it'll be easier to podcast about things that actually happen now? Like, things are pretty good aside from the fact that we're ponies. We talk about the eternal night and rank the Mane 6 from worst to best while I brace myself for the endless "Dear Graceful Spark, how do you type with hooves?" emails.