HOT DRANKSAug 05, 2023
6.14. Top 5 Beige Flags
I bet you thought you’d never see another episode! Nope! We’re here! And we’re telling your our beige flags. The things about us that are a bit weird but not totally red flags.
Aug 05, 202301:15:45
6.13. Well I’ll tell you what, it’s a top five something!!
It’s something about a grilled cheese. Or a hug. I don’t know.
Jul 11, 202301:09:54
6. 12. The top 5 bagels and horrors
We all know life is great because there are bagels. But there are also horrors. These are our top 5.
Jun 30, 202301:19:49
6.11. Top 5 Things That Are Our Business
Listen. This is my business.
Jun 15, 202301:15:48
6.10. Top Five Things That Are NONE OF MY BUSINESS.
Listen. We can talk about them if you want. But this stuff is none of my business.
May 30, 202301:14:30
6.9. Top 5 Things We Want You To Do AS SOON as you leave the church.
We have some suggestions
May 01, 202301:14:34
6.8. Dueling Top 5
We couldn’t decide on a top 5 because Cjane suggested two great topics so there are two.
Apr 01, 202301:07:03
6.7. B!tch@s be talkin’
Listen, there’s no theme. There’s no top five. This is just bitches be talking. Twaint: “OnInstagram I’m gonna say no top-five just love.”
Mar 19, 202345:15
6.6. Top Five Things We Can Say That Will Make the Other One Uncomfortable
Get ready to squirm and learn the definition of “tumescent.”
Mar 09, 202301:09:50
6.5. Top 5 People Who Did the Thing
Viola Davis? Your woman king? Here are 5 other people who did the thing.
Feb 24, 202301:07:34
Top 5 People Who Make Us Horny But Who Are Not Conventionally Attractive (like Pedro Pascal.)
You know how Pedro Pascal is ugly but also he can any day any time? Here are 10 more people who fit that mold.
Feb 08, 202301:13:47
6.3. Top Five PO Boxes in Boston, MA
We love a good self-addressed stamped envelope sent to Boston Massachusetts. And these are our top five PO boxes to send it to.
Jan 21, 202349:40
6.2. Top 5 Side Hustles Were Gonna Pursue in 2023
Bottom line, we’re poor. So we’re gonna be hustling to pay the bills.
Jan 13, 202301:02:05
6.1. SPOILERS Top 5 things about M3GAN that made us more queer.
Listen. If you haven’t seen M3GAN, we spoil it in this episode, but we talk about the moments that made us more queer so don’t listen to this until you’ve seen M3GAN or if you don’t care about spoilers.
Jan 07, 202358:55
5.20. Top Five Predictions for 2023
It’s a new year. And new predictions for what we want? Are Scared of? Hope for? Also we just decided this is the SEASON FINALE even thought we don’t mention that during the episode.
Dec 30, 202201:04:39
5.19 Top 5 Gifts We Want To Receive
It’s here. The episode to listen to while your driving to your Mormon Dad’s house where your racist Uncle is going to say something about pronouns and the Woke Mob.
Dec 24, 202201:02:44
5.18. Top Five Weirdest Things About Being 13
As Brother Coffee’s explores his childhood with his therapist, we venture back and remember what was weird about being 13.
Dec 14, 202201:25:10
5.17. We’re drunk and we’re thankful
It’s the top five things were grateful for a while we’re drinking alcohol. So it’s not like our kids or our Lord and Savior Jesus. It’s things that we feel happy about while we’re drinking wine another alcohol.
Nov 25, 202244:12
5.16 Top 5 Things the Mormons Got Wrong
Listen, there are 1 million of these. But we wanted to highlight the top five that seems so insane to us now.
Nov 12, 202201:12:27
5.15. Top Five Shows We Want Rebooted With Overt Queer Overtones
Have you seen the new Interview with a Vampire? The reboot of A League of Their Own? More shows from our childhood with queer folks!!
Oct 18, 202259:23
5.14. Top Five Tattoos Mormons Gonna Get
Did you hear that Mormons can get tattoos now? Allegedly? Well, here are the top five tattoos Twaint and Coffee think they’re gonna get.
Oct 02, 202201:01:09
5.13 Top Five Goals for out Spooky/ Slutty Season
On todays episodes of this podcast that we record each day on a daily schedule, we set some goals. Goals for sluts.
Sep 21, 202254:47
5.12 Top Five Things We’d Yell at BYU Students at a Football Game
Remember, when a bunch of people from Oregon yelled at a bunch of people from BYU and the governor of Utah acted like they had declared war? Well, here are some things we would like to yell at Mormons.
Sep 20, 202201:08:25
5.11. Top 5 Beautiful Truths that you didn’t know until this ‘sode.
Remember when we told you the top five truths that were hard to hear? Well, these are the top five beautiful truths you didn’t even know until this ‘sode
Aug 23, 202201:09:13
5.10 Top Five Reasons You Didn’t Get an Episode Last Week (or Next Week.)
You know how you didn’t get an episode last week or next week? Well this is why
Aug 07, 202201:05:25
5.14 Our Top Five Favorite Hot Dranks Moments
We’re sharing some of our favorite Hot Drinks memories and then we take a HARD LEFT TURN into some dark therapy for Bro. Coffee.
Jul 09, 202249:12
We downloaded Hinge. Why? Because democracy is dead.
Jun 26, 202258:57
5.12. Top 5 Things That Are Gay and Homophobic at the Same Time
Hi Gay! It’s Pride Month at the Butter Barn!
Jun 02, 202201:03:23
5.11. Top 5 Horrible Things Men Have Said to Beautiful Desirable and Perfect Young Ladies
Lil Twaint is a dater. And she’s here to tell us why men ain’t shit.
May 14, 202253:38
5.10. Top 5 Reasons Progmos are Useless. USELESS you hear!!
Progmos: you’re useless. We expect better. Here’s the 5 reasons why.
May 05, 202201:08:16
5.9. Easter Special. Top 5 Things We’d Come Back to Life For
Happy Easter! Jesus died and came back to life and we want to know what would bring US back to life.
Apr 17, 202201:01:05
5.8. Top Five Moments of Our Sexual Awakenings
Here’s some moments. About our sexual awakening. Some are funny. Some might be creepy. But this is what we’ve got.
Apr 08, 202201:12:20
5.7. Too 5 Things People Have Said To Us That We Think About All The Time.
You know when someone says something to you and you can’t stop thinking about it even 40 years later? Yeah it’s that
Mar 25, 202201:18:02
5.6 The top Five Reasons We Can Stand to Live in Utah.
Listen living in Utah isn’t always the easiest thing. But there are a few reasons that we can make it work. Here’s our top five
Mar 08, 202201:19:56
5.5 A Spesh Ep with Sweet Emo-shun
Sister Virtue is in town, and she brought her sweet partner along with her, Sweet Emotion. They are a nevermo who doesn’t understand Mormonism in the slightest. In this episode Sister Twaint is solo and answers some questions for them, only managing to further terrify and confuse them.
Mar 03, 202201:05:09
5.4. Top 5 Spirit Guides
Y’all I’m sorry. This episode won’t be as funny as the Brad Wilcox one. But it has some moments.
Feb 24, 202201:26:33
5.3. Ladies, Gentlemen and Enbys: BRAD WILCOX
You knew we were gonna.
Feb 09, 202201:12:53
5.2. Talking coffee with Holda Darkly
Remember guests? We do too! Today we have Holda Darkly who was a chevron print maxi skirt wearing Mormon and now is a queer tattooed coffee roaster.
Jan 28, 202201:02:12
5.1 Top 5 Things That Would Surprise Me About You
These things are surprising! About me! To You! To Me! To You
Jan 21, 202201:14:06
Come learn all about our latest venture, PPIs! (basically you pay us to talk to us.)
Jan 21, 202212:27
Season 4 Season Final: Top 5 reasons 2022 won’t matter.
It’s not gonna matter y’all. 2022 and here’s why.
Dec 29, 202101:18:37
S4E34 Top 5 Images 2021 Burned Into Our Retinas
We’re back and it’s been worth the wait!!
Dec 16, 202101:10:39
4.33 Madam Bandit
Our favorite singer songwriter Madam Bandit is here to share her journey out of Mormonism and tease her new single, Gin and Tonic
Nov 22, 202101:34:03
4.32. Top Five Reasons We Want to Change Our Algorithm
The algorithm knows you’re gay, depressed and you love Henry Cavill. Isn’t it about…time?
Nov 14, 202101:11:19
4.31. Gaslight (Ballard,) Gatekeep (Nelson,) Girlboss (Cindy)!!
All about being gaslit by Mormons and Cindy’s uterus
Oct 22, 202155:34
4.30. Top 5 Things Sister Twaint Has Learned About Sex Post Marriage
Sister Twaint was married to a gay man. Then she wasn’t. Then she learned about sex by doin it. And here are some thoughts.
Oct 13, 202101:20:45
4.29 Top Five Reason Brother Coffee is a Gosh Darn Catch
Did you guys know Brother Coffee is a catch? Well we recorded a whole episode about it. Find him some cute gays and a therapist!!
Oct 05, 202101:06:05
4.28: Top 5 Ways to Have Queer Affirming Conversations With Your Kids About Sex and Sexuality
Wanna talk to your queer kids (they’re all queer) about sex and sexuality. Well here is some advice from non experts.
Sep 29, 202101:06:55
4.27 Top Five Things to Think About When You Forget You’re Not Mormon, Anymore.
You know how when you were Mormon you would sing a hymn to drive out bad thoughts? Well this is like how to drive the hymn out
Sep 24, 202101:17:38
Season 4 Episode 26 - Top 5 Things That Would Make Progmos Who Love the Gays Take a Stand and Leave
Jeff Roy gave a talk about shooting gays and CurProgs were like “that’s a shame…here’s my tithing.” So what would it really take?
Aug 31, 202101:08:53