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HOT DRANKS

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Join Latter Day Twaint & Jack Coffee as they discuss Mormonism, Utah, republicans, single-parenting, sex, depression, and other stuff. You’ll laugh. You’ll cry. You’ll want to tell all your non-Mormon friends.
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6.7. B!tch@s be talkin’

HOT DRANKSMar 19, 2023

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6.10. Top Five Things That Are NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

6.10. Top Five Things That Are NONE OF MY BUSINESS.

Listen. We can talk about them if you want. But this stuff is none of my business.
May 30, 202301:14:30
6.9. Top 5 Things We Want You To Do AS SOON as you leave the church.

6.9. Top 5 Things We Want You To Do AS SOON as you leave the church.

We have some suggestions
May 01, 202301:14:34
6.8. Dueling Top 5

6.8. Dueling Top 5

We couldn’t decide on a top 5 because Cjane suggested two great topics so there are two.
Apr 01, 202301:07:03
6.7. B!tch@s be talkin’

6.7. B!tch@s be talkin’

Listen, there’s no theme. There’s no top five. This is just bitches be talking. Twaint: “OnInstagram I’m gonna say no top-five just love.”
Mar 19, 202345:15
6.6. Top Five Things We Can Say That Will Make the Other One Uncomfortable

6.6. Top Five Things We Can Say That Will Make the Other One Uncomfortable

Get ready to squirm and learn the definition of “tumescent.”
Mar 09, 202301:09:50
6.5. Top 5 People Who Did the Thing

6.5. Top 5 People Who Did the Thing

Viola Davis? Your woman king? Here are 5 other people who did the thing.
Feb 24, 202301:07:34
Top 5 People Who Make Us Horny But Who Are Not Conventionally Attractive (like Pedro Pascal.)

Top 5 People Who Make Us Horny But Who Are Not Conventionally Attractive (like Pedro Pascal.)

You know how Pedro Pascal is ugly but also he can any day any time? Here are 10 more people who fit that mold.
Feb 08, 202301:13:47
6.3. Top Five PO Boxes in Boston, MA

6.3. Top Five PO Boxes in Boston, MA

We love a good self-addressed stamped envelope sent to Boston Massachusetts. And these are our top five PO boxes to send it to.
Jan 21, 202349:40
6.2. Top 5 Side Hustles Were Gonna Pursue in 2023

6.2. Top 5 Side Hustles Were Gonna Pursue in 2023

Bottom line, we’re poor. So we’re gonna be hustling to pay the bills.
Jan 13, 202301:02:05
6.1. SPOILERS Top 5 things about M3GAN that made us more queer.

6.1. SPOILERS Top 5 things about M3GAN that made us more queer.

Listen. If you haven’t seen M3GAN, we spoil it in this episode, but we talk about the moments that made us more queer so don’t listen to this until you’ve seen M3GAN or if you don’t care about spoilers.
Jan 07, 202358:55
5.20. Top Five Predictions for 2023

5.20. Top Five Predictions for 2023

It’s a new year. And new predictions for what we want? Are Scared of? Hope for? Also we just decided this is the SEASON FINALE even thought we don’t mention that during the episode.
Dec 30, 202201:04:39
5.19 Top 5 Gifts We Want To Receive

5.19 Top 5 Gifts We Want To Receive

It’s here. The episode to listen to while your driving to your Mormon Dad’s house where your racist Uncle is going to say something about pronouns and the Woke Mob.
Dec 24, 202201:02:44
5.18. Top Five Weirdest Things About Being 13

5.18. Top Five Weirdest Things About Being 13

As Brother Coffee’s explores his childhood with his therapist, we venture back and remember what was weird about being 13.
Dec 14, 202201:25:10
5.17. We’re drunk and we’re thankful

5.17. We’re drunk and we’re thankful

It’s the top five things were grateful for a while we’re drinking alcohol. So it’s not like our kids or our Lord and Savior Jesus. It’s things that we feel happy about while we’re drinking wine another alcohol.
Nov 25, 202244:12
5.16 Top 5 Things the Mormons Got Wrong

5.16 Top 5 Things the Mormons Got Wrong

Listen, there are 1 million of these. But we wanted to highlight the top five that seems so insane to us now.
Nov 12, 202201:12:27
5.15. Top Five Shows We Want Rebooted With Overt Queer Overtones

5.15. Top Five Shows We Want Rebooted With Overt Queer Overtones

Have you seen the new Interview with a Vampire? The reboot of A League of Their Own? More shows from our childhood with queer folks!!
Oct 18, 202259:23
5.14. Top Five Tattoos Mormons Gonna Get

5.14. Top Five Tattoos Mormons Gonna Get

Did you hear that Mormons can get tattoos now? Allegedly? Well, here are the top five tattoos Twaint and Coffee think they’re gonna get.
Oct 02, 202201:01:09
5.13 Top Five Goals for out Spooky/ Slutty Season

5.13 Top Five Goals for out Spooky/ Slutty Season

On todays episodes of this podcast that we record each day on a daily schedule, we set some goals. Goals for sluts.
Sep 21, 202254:47
5.12 Top Five Things We’d Yell at BYU Students at a Football Game

5.12 Top Five Things We’d Yell at BYU Students at a Football Game

Remember, when a bunch of people from Oregon yelled at a bunch of people from BYU and the governor of Utah acted like they had declared war? Well, here are some things we would like to yell at Mormons.
Sep 20, 202201:08:25
5.11. Top 5 Beautiful Truths that you didn’t know until this ‘sode.

5.11. Top 5 Beautiful Truths that you didn’t know until this ‘sode.

Remember when we told you the top five truths that were hard to hear? Well, these are the top five beautiful truths you didn’t even know until this ‘sode
Aug 23, 202201:09:13
5.10 Top Five Reasons You Didn’t Get an Episode Last Week (or Next Week.)

5.10 Top Five Reasons You Didn’t Get an Episode Last Week (or Next Week.)

You know how you didn’t get an episode last week or next week? Well this is why
Aug 07, 202201:05:25
5.14 Our Top Five Favorite Hot Dranks Moments

5.14 Our Top Five Favorite Hot Dranks Moments

We’re sharing some of our favorite Hot Drinks memories and then we take a HARD LEFT TURN into some dark therapy for Bro. Coffee.
Jul 09, 202249:12
5.13. Hinge

5.13. Hinge

We downloaded Hinge. Why? Because democracy is dead.
Jun 26, 202258:57
5.12. Top 5 Things That Are Gay and Homophobic at the Same Time

5.12. Top 5 Things That Are Gay and Homophobic at the Same Time

Hi Gay! It’s Pride Month at the Butter Barn!
Jun 02, 202201:03:23
5.11. Top 5 Horrible Things Men Have Said to Beautiful Desirable and Perfect Young Ladies

5.11. Top 5 Horrible Things Men Have Said to Beautiful Desirable and Perfect Young Ladies

Lil Twaint is a dater. And she’s here to tell us why men ain’t shit.
May 14, 202253:38
5.10. Top 5 Reasons Progmos are Useless. USELESS you hear!!

5.10. Top 5 Reasons Progmos are Useless. USELESS you hear!!

Progmos: you’re useless. We expect better. Here’s the 5 reasons why.
May 05, 202201:08:16
5.9. Easter Special. Top 5 Things We’d Come Back to Life For

5.9. Easter Special. Top 5 Things We’d Come Back to Life For

Happy Easter! Jesus died and came back to life and we want to know what would bring US back to life.
Apr 17, 202201:01:05
5.8. Top Five Moments of Our Sexual Awakenings

5.8. Top Five Moments of Our Sexual Awakenings

Here’s some moments. About our sexual awakening. Some are funny. Some might be creepy. But this is what we’ve got.
Apr 08, 202201:12:20
5.7. Too 5 Things People Have Said To Us That We Think About All The Time.

5.7. Too 5 Things People Have Said To Us That We Think About All The Time.

You know when someone says something to you and you can’t stop thinking about it even 40 years later? Yeah it’s that
Mar 25, 202201:18:02
5.6 The top Five Reasons We Can Stand to Live in Utah.

5.6 The top Five Reasons We Can Stand to Live in Utah.

Listen living in Utah isn’t always the easiest thing. But there are a few reasons that we can make it work. Here’s our top five
Mar 08, 202201:19:56
5.5 A Spesh Ep with Sweet Emo-shun

5.5 A Spesh Ep with Sweet Emo-shun

Sister Virtue is in town, and she brought her sweet partner along with her, Sweet Emotion. They are a nevermo who doesn’t understand Mormonism in the slightest. In this episode Sister Twaint is solo and answers some questions for them, only managing to further terrify and confuse them.
Mar 03, 202201:05:09
5.4. Top 5 Spirit Guides

5.4. Top 5 Spirit Guides

Y’all I’m sorry. This episode won’t be as funny as the Brad Wilcox one. But it has some moments.
Feb 24, 202201:26:33
5.3. Ladies, Gentlemen and Enbys: BRAD WILCOX

5.3. Ladies, Gentlemen and Enbys: BRAD WILCOX

You knew we were gonna.
Feb 09, 202201:12:53
5.2. Talking coffee with Holda Darkly

5.2. Talking coffee with Holda Darkly

Remember guests? We do too! Today we have Holda Darkly who was a chevron print maxi skirt wearing Mormon and now is a queer tattooed coffee roaster.
Jan 28, 202201:02:12
5.1 Top 5 Things That Would Surprise Me About You

5.1 Top 5 Things That Would Surprise Me About You

These things are surprising! About me! To You! To Me! To You
Jan 21, 202201:14:06
PPIs

PPIs

Come learn all about our latest venture, PPIs! (basically you pay us to talk to us.)
Jan 21, 202212:27
Season 4 Season Final: Top 5 reasons 2022 won’t matter.

Season 4 Season Final: Top 5 reasons 2022 won’t matter.

It’s not gonna matter y’all. 2022 and here’s why.
Dec 29, 202101:18:37
S4E34 Top 5 Images 2021 Burned Into Our Retinas

S4E34 Top 5 Images 2021 Burned Into Our Retinas

We’re back and it’s been worth the wait!!
Dec 16, 202101:10:39
4.33 Madam Bandit

4.33 Madam Bandit

Our favorite singer songwriter Madam Bandit is here to share her journey out of Mormonism and tease her new single, Gin and Tonic
Nov 22, 202101:34:03
4.32. Top Five Reasons We Want to Change Our Algorithm

4.32. Top Five Reasons We Want to Change Our Algorithm

The algorithm knows you’re gay, depressed and you love Henry Cavill. Isn’t it about…time?
Nov 14, 202101:11:19
4.31. Gaslight (Ballard,) Gatekeep (Nelson,) Girlboss (Cindy)!!

4.31. Gaslight (Ballard,) Gatekeep (Nelson,) Girlboss (Cindy)!!

All about being gaslit by Mormons and Cindy’s uterus
Oct 22, 202155:34
4.30. Top 5 Things Sister Twaint Has Learned About Sex Post Marriage

4.30. Top 5 Things Sister Twaint Has Learned About Sex Post Marriage

Sister Twaint was married to a gay man. Then she wasn’t. Then she learned about sex by doin it. And here are some thoughts.
Oct 13, 202101:20:45
4.29 Top Five Reason Brother Coffee is a Gosh Darn Catch

4.29 Top Five Reason Brother Coffee is a Gosh Darn Catch

Did you guys know Brother Coffee is a catch? Well we recorded a whole episode about it. Find him some cute gays and a therapist!!
Oct 05, 202101:06:05
4.28: Top 5 Ways to Have Queer Affirming Conversations With Your Kids About Sex and Sexuality

4.28: Top 5 Ways to Have Queer Affirming Conversations With Your Kids About Sex and Sexuality

Wanna talk to your queer kids (they’re all queer) about sex and sexuality. Well here is some advice from non experts.
Sep 29, 202101:06:55
4.27 Top Five Things to Think About When You Forget You’re Not Mormon, Anymore.

4.27 Top Five Things to Think About When You Forget You’re Not Mormon, Anymore.

You know how when you were Mormon you would sing a hymn to drive out bad thoughts? Well this is like how to drive the hymn out
Sep 24, 202101:17:38
Season 4 Episode 26 - Top 5 Things That Would Make Progmos Who Love the Gays Take a Stand and Leave

Season 4 Episode 26 - Top 5 Things That Would Make Progmos Who Love the Gays Take a Stand and Leave

Jeff Roy gave a talk about shooting gays and CurProgs were like “that’s a shame…here’s my tithing.” So what would it really take?
Aug 31, 202101:08:53
Season 4 Episode 25: Top Five Most Memorable Naked Moments

Season 4 Episode 25: Top Five Most Memorable Naked Moments

Some funny and disturbing stories about times we saw people naked. Jason!
Aug 11, 202101:08:19
Top 5 90’s Broadway Musical Moments

Top 5 90’s Broadway Musical Moments

You’ll like this episode even if you don’t understand or like Broadway musicals. Or maybe you’ll hate it? We don’t know. We’re not the boss of you. We’re not making the show for you
Jul 27, 202101:35:47
4.23 - Top Five Things We Hope We Want to Get When We Die Since We Don’t Get Our Own Planet.

4.23 - Top Five Things We Hope We Want to Get When We Die Since We Don’t Get Our Own Planet.

Gordon B Hinkley promised us our own planet and now he’s back tracking so this is what we want instead.
Jul 12, 202101:23:37
4.22 We Pull 5 Tarot Cards and Decipher Our Doom

4.22 We Pull 5 Tarot Cards and Decipher Our Doom

We just tell you what the cards mean for us and you. Pics of cards on our Instagram.
Jul 01, 202101:09:39
4.21. Top 5 Reasons it’s OK to be Exhausted Other Than Seggs Because That’s a Given.

4.21. Top 5 Reasons it’s OK to be Exhausted Other Than Seggs Because That’s a Given.

It’s all right there.
Jun 16, 202101:22:09
4.20. Top 5 Things We Are Secretly A Little Bit Proud Of

4.20. Top 5 Things We Are Secretly A Little Bit Proud Of

It’s June. And we told you the things we should feel better about and we don’t. But these are the top 5 things we’re secretly a little proud of.
Jun 01, 202101:12:28
4.19 we have a guest!!! it’s Becky with a CK!!

4.19 we have a guest!!! it’s Becky with a CK!!

We had a guest. It’s Becky with a CK. It’s not Bui Doi
May 25, 202101:58:27
4.18. Things We Should Appreciate More But We Don’t Because We’re Pieces of Sh*t

4.18. Things We Should Appreciate More But We Don’t Because We’re Pieces of Sh*t

There’s a lot here. Bea Arthur. Finger stuff. Middle-Aged ladies
May 15, 202101:05:45
4.17 Top 5 Ways the Mormon Church Told Queer People They Were Not Welcome.

4.17 Top 5 Ways the Mormon Church Told Queer People They Were Not Welcome.

Do you hear that solo saxophone? Does it feel welcoming or ostracizing? Well, that’s how queer people feel about Mormons and Jesus.
May 01, 202101:18:16
4.16 Top 5 Things We’ve Been Obsessed With and How Far We Took It

4.16 Top 5 Things We’ve Been Obsessed With and How Far We Took It

Listen. We’ve been obsessed. We took it far.
Apr 19, 202101:23:37
4.15 We Interview the Filmmakers of Same-Sex Attracted!!!!!!!!!

4.15 We Interview the Filmmakers of Same-Sex Attracted!!!!!!!!!

Zoie Young and Maddy Purves are only 25!! They made a doc about LGBTQ+ students at BYU... while they themselves were students at BYU... and Queer themselves... at BYU!! That takes some seriously engorged vulva!!!!
Apr 10, 202101:55:49
4.14 Top 5 LLIs - “Life’s Little Ironies”

4.14 Top 5 LLIs - “Life’s Little Ironies”

Top five little ironies from life. Isn’t it ironic?
Mar 25, 202101:08:19
4.13 SSA is AOK

4.13 SSA is AOK

Part two of our viewing of Same Sex Attracted. Being gay at BYU.
Mar 17, 202143:34
4.12. We’re watching Same Sex Attracted and being triggered

4.12. We’re watching Same Sex Attracted and being triggered

Want to learn about BYU Queer students? Well WE DO. so we’re watching Same Sex attracted about queer BYU students and we have THOTS
Mar 16, 202101:10:11
4.11. TOP FIVE things were angry at right now as told through the titles on pulp novels

4.11. TOP FIVE things were angry at right now as told through the titles on pulp novels

It’s a concept. Go with it.
Mar 03, 202101:15:54
Get Out of the Kitchen

Get Out of the Kitchen

It’s a whole episode of Women’s Work
Feb 22, 202101:14:27
4.9. Top 5 FAVORITE trauma responses of 2021

4.9. Top 5 FAVORITE trauma responses of 2021

We’ve all had trauma responses. 7 days a week. These are our faves.
Feb 17, 202101:22:48
Catching up with the Cardashians

Catching up with the Cardashians

We tried to record an episode. It didn’t happen. This is weird. Thanks.
Feb 12, 202123:49
Top Five Things Were Still Angry About Even Though Biden is President

Top Five Things Were Still Angry About Even Though Biden is President

We thought all was well on Jan 21st. Happy day. All is well! But Biden still hasn’t fixed some PRESSING issues.
Jan 23, 202101:17:42
Top 5 Ducks We Would Not Suck

Top 5 Ducks We Would Not Suck

It’s not really about ducks, you guys.
Jan 15, 202101:15:12
Seqson 4 Episode 6: Q and A!

Seqson 4 Episode 6: Q and A!

we’ve got all the a’s for your q’s
Jan 06, 202101:25:08
Season 4 Episode 5: Top 5 Ghosts We Wish Would Visit Us on Christmas Eve

Season 4 Episode 5: Top 5 Ghosts We Wish Would Visit Us on Christmas Eve

It’s Christmas Eve. You have no soul. Some ghosts are coming to teach you a lesson. They’re here.
Dec 25, 202001:00:21
Season 4 Episode 4: a tarot reading for Coffee

Season 4 Episode 4: a tarot reading for Coffee

Do you feel that energy in the air? Big shifts are happening. And Coffee needed some clarity.
Dec 18, 202001:11:13
Season 4 Episode 3: Top 5 Sentences I want you to Finish

Season 4 Episode 3: Top 5 Sentences I want you to Finish

Join T and C as we give prompts to the other to complete a sentence
Dec 11, 202001:22:03
Season 4 Episode 2: Top Five Things That Start With “TH” But Aren’t Thanksgiving Because It’s a Lie

Season 4 Episode 2: Top Five Things That Start With “TH” But Aren’t Thanksgiving Because It’s a Lie

Thanksgiving is a lie, y’all
Nov 26, 202058:26
Breve: it’s the segment we left out from last week.

Breve: it’s the segment we left out from last week.

Sorry
Nov 26, 202025:39
Season 4 Episode 1: the Top 5 things I #givethanks for

Season 4 Episode 1: the Top 5 things I #givethanks for

Rusty Nelson wants us to #givethanks for things even though grandma is dead and you don’t have a job. These are our top 5
Nov 21, 202001:05:42
SEASON 3 EPISODE 1: Top five things I didn’t know I had an opinion about until tonight’s

SEASON 3 EPISODE 1: Top five things I didn’t know I had an opinion about until tonight’s

In the season opener and the season finale Twaint and Coffee Share their opinions about mysterious topics. It gets funny but it also gets depressing
Nov 10, 202001:26:04
Season 2 Episode 50: the last episode!!!! (Of season 2)

Season 2 Episode 50: the last episode!!!! (Of season 2)

As we wrap up season two we share the top five memories of this little podcast we call hot Dranks (it’s a podcast you listen to.)
Oct 26, 202001:06:57
Season 2 Episode 49: We Interview an Atypical Utah Female.

Season 2 Episode 49: We Interview an Atypical Utah Female.

This episode is a shitshow.
Oct 12, 202051:40
Season 2 Episode 48: Top 5 Things We Irrationally Cry About

Season 2 Episode 48: Top 5 Things We Irrationally Cry About

Did you see that Mormon Lady cry about coffee? Well here’s some dumb things we’ve cried about. It’s OK to cry, OK!!
Oct 05, 202001:20:22
Season 2 Episode 47: Top 5 Things Unique to Our Childhoods

Season 2 Episode 47: Top 5 Things Unique to Our Childhoods

Get a Bucket and a Mop
Sep 22, 202001:14:12
Season 2 Episode 46: Top Five Things We Wake Up Filled With Rage About.

Season 2 Episode 46: Top Five Things We Wake Up Filled With Rage About.

I don’t know
Sep 16, 202001:09:23
Season 2 Episode 45 SHARING TIME: “Jesus, Can I Have a Gordita?”

Season 2 Episode 45 SHARING TIME: “Jesus, Can I Have a Gordita?”

Sis Twaint tells some stories about Jesus and Taco Bell
Sep 08, 202001:03:59
Season 2 Episode 44: Top 5 Answers the Other Person Would Give to a Top 5

Season 2 Episode 44: Top 5 Answers the Other Person Would Give to a Top 5

It’s a little cerebral. You’ll get it when you listen.
Sep 01, 202001:04:29
Season 2 episode 43: Skydaddy

Season 2 episode 43: Skydaddy

Sky daddy, hot husband of heavenly MILF, is here to talk about non monagamy.
Aug 24, 202001:28:19
Season 2 Episode 42: Top 5 Things We Are That Start With H That Aren’t Horny Because That’s a Given

Season 2 Episode 42: Top 5 Things We Are That Start With H That Aren’t Horny Because That’s a Given

...if you’re nasty
Aug 18, 202001:07:23
Season 2 Episode 41: Of Holes, Bimbos, and Excrement

Season 2 Episode 41: Of Holes, Bimbos, and Excrement

Sis Twaint and Bro Coffee read each other’s Tarot.
Aug 11, 202051:13
Season 2 Episode 40: A Mystery Top Five!! Just like you (no one’s) been asking for!!

Season 2 Episode 40: A Mystery Top Five!! Just like you (no one’s) been asking for!!

What are “seasons” anyway? Why was the first season 25 and this one is at least 40 episodes and who knows when it will end?
Aug 03, 202001:01:33
Season 2 Episode 39: non-Monogamy Series pt 4, Heavenly MILF

Season 2 Episode 39: non-Monogamy Series pt 4, Heavenly MILF

Heavenly MILF is here to tell us about her journey through Mormonism, to polyamory, and being Gay AF.
Jul 27, 202001:40:07
Season 2 Episode 38: Top 5 Things We Would Hope to Hear in our Matriarichal Blessing

Season 2 Episode 38: Top 5 Things We Would Hope to Hear in our Matriarichal Blessing

Remember how Mormons have the Patriarch Lay Hands on Your Head and tell your fortune? Well we want to discuss what our Matriarchal blessings would reveal.
Jul 20, 202001:01:38
Season 2 Episode 37: Latoya

Season 2 Episode 37: Latoya

Latoya shares her experience as a Black woman in the Mormon church and the work she’s doing now for Black Lives Matter.
Jul 07, 202001:11:46
BREVE: The New and Everlasting Patreon

BREVE: The New and Everlasting Patreon

Let’s talk about how you can support us. With money.
Jul 01, 202024:06
Season 2 Episode 36: Non-Monogamy pt 3 - Peter Priestcraft

Season 2 Episode 36: Non-Monogamy pt 3 - Peter Priestcraft

Husband to Sasha Fierce tells his side of their non-Monogamy Journey
Jun 29, 202001:32:15
S2E35 Non-Monogamy Series pt. 2- Sasha Fierce

S2E35 Non-Monogamy Series pt. 2- Sasha Fierce

Sasha Fierce shares her journey into non monogamy and meeting other gentle listeners in the wild.
Jun 19, 202001:13:04
Season 2, Episode 34: Top 5 Tattoos We’ll Get if We Survive 2020

Season 2, Episode 34: Top 5 Tattoos We’ll Get if We Survive 2020

This year is a omnishambles. And if we survive we’re getting tattoos to commemorate. And we list them. In a top 5
Jun 17, 202001:11:40
S2E33 Series on Non-Monogamy Part 1- Adam and Eve & Wading Into the Wonderful World of Non-Monogamy

S2E33 Series on Non-Monogamy Part 1- Adam and Eve & Wading Into the Wonderful World of Non-Monogamy

This is our first episode in our series talking about non-monogamy, polyamory, opening up marriages... however non-traditional committed relationships might look! Meet Adam & Eve- A formally Mormon couple who is also formally monogamous! They call what they are doing right now “ethical non-monogamy“. They tell of their journey away from the church and their foray into doing other people.

Jun 02, 202002:17:27
Season 2 Episode 32: Top Five Things Grief Taught Us Because Our Dads Are Dead, Yo!

Season 2 Episode 32: Top Five Things Grief Taught Us Because Our Dads Are Dead, Yo!

Sister Twaint lost her dad recently. Bro Coffee lost his a few years ago. Here’s some thoughts on grief, yo.
May 18, 202001:26:26
Season 2 Episode 31: Tisha Coming In Clutch

Season 2 Episode 31: Tisha Coming In Clutch

With special guest star Tisha!!
May 07, 202001:04:16
Season 2 Episode 30: Q&A Part 2

Season 2 Episode 30: Q&A Part 2

Twaint and Coffee are back to answer more of your q’s and give their a’s.
Apr 24, 202001:00:37
Season 2 Episode 29: Q&A

Season 2 Episode 29: Q&A

Hey. We’re tired and stressed. We couldn’t think of a topic so we made you ask us questions. Thanks for that, by the way
Apr 14, 202001:28:41
Sunday AM Session of the Conference of Breathing Into the Mic

Sunday AM Session of the Conference of Breathing Into the Mic

Brother T is here to talk about self pleasure in isolation. Come learn to love your body.
Apr 05, 202057:16
Saturday PM Session of the Conference of Breathing Into the Mic: TWAINT AND CINDY & Existentialism

Saturday PM Session of the Conference of Breathing Into the Mic: TWAINT AND CINDY & Existentialism

… I mean kind of. We talk about law of attraction, crazy Cur-Mo’s, and Cindy’s marriage.
Apr 04, 202049:16
Saturday AM Session of the Conference of Breathing Into the Mic: Tisha TV Picks

Saturday AM Session of the Conference of Breathing Into the Mic: Tisha TV Picks

We wanted you to have some counter programming during the semi annual general conference of the Church of Jesus Christ of Christ of Jesus Saints. So fan favorite Tisha is here to tell you what TV shows you should be watching on every streaming service
Apr 04, 202001:20:11
Season 2 Episode 28: Five Things We’re Going To Do When This Pandemic Is Over

Season 2 Episode 28: Five Things We’re Going To Do When This Pandemic Is Over

Someday this pandemic (allegedly) will end. And we’ve got some activities planned.
Mar 31, 202001:16:11
Season 2 Episode 27: love in the time of Corona

Season 2 Episode 27: love in the time of Corona

Hey guys? Are you alive? How’s quarantine going? Good? Ok good.
Mar 23, 202001:16:23
Season 2 Episode 26: Top 5 Ways I Hope I Contract Coronavirus

Season 2 Episode 26: Top 5 Ways I Hope I Contract Coronavirus

Covid 19? More like....I don’t know I’ve had a lot of whiskey because it’s social isolation time
Mar 17, 202001:10:47
Season 2 Episode 25: Top Five Signs That We’ve Strayed Too Far From Jesus Light

Season 2 Episode 25: Top Five Signs That We’ve Strayed Too Far From Jesus Light

You know how as a human race we are totally screwed? Well we’re here to lay it all out for you.
Mar 09, 202001:15:54
Season 2 Episode 24: Jack

Season 2 Episode 24: Jack

Jack is a smart, articulate young man. Jack is gen z. Jack is trans. Jack came out of Sister Twaint’s body.
Feb 25, 202001:04:45
DOPPIO BREVE: Trans Later Later Trans

DOPPIO BREVE: Trans Later Later Trans

Y’all. The church done come out with some bullshit. We brought on Rachel to help us understand it a little bit more and we drink a lot of vodka.
Feb 22, 202001:14:33
Season 2 Episode 23: Top 5 Things That Are Offensively Straight

Season 2 Episode 23: Top 5 Things That Are Offensively Straight

I’m fine with you being straight, I just don’t want to hear about it. These are the things that offend us MOST about straight people.
Feb 17, 202001:12:27
Season 2 Episode 22: The Mormon Church Stole My Orgasm

Season 2 Episode 22: The Mormon Church Stole My Orgasm

Join us as we chat with the Virgin Carrie as she tells us how the Mormon Church Stole her orgasm and how she stole it back
Feb 10, 202001:16:27
Season 2 Episode 21: Top 5 Holidays With the Which We Would Replace the Day of St Valentines

Season 2 Episode 21: Top 5 Holidays With the Which We Would Replace the Day of St Valentines

Valentine’s Day can suck my hairy ball sack. So here are some holidays we propose with the which we would replace the it.
Feb 03, 202001:16:51
Season 2, Episode 20: Sister Virtue

Season 2, Episode 20: Sister Virtue

Sister Virtue talks about being queer, growing up with Mormon royalty, and figuring shit out.
Jan 27, 202001:22:06
Season 2 Episode 19: Put Your Shoulder To The Wheel

Season 2 Episode 19: Put Your Shoulder To The Wheel

Listen. This episode is like a fireside. You show up, we talk, the cookies are stale, you get it?
Jan 21, 202001:01:21
Season 2 Episode 18: Sharing Time- The One Who Got Away Pt 2

Season 2 Episode 18: Sharing Time- The One Who Got Away Pt 2

The One Who Got Away part 2: Sis Twaint tells the end of the story of the one who got away
Jan 13, 202001:27:11
Breve: Brother Coffee done get his cards read

Breve: Brother Coffee done get his cards read

It’s a new year and Brother Coffee needs a good tarot reading to clean his life up. Join us, won’t you?
Jan 08, 202019:52
Season 2, Episode 17: Sharing Time- The One Who Got Away, Pt 1

Season 2, Episode 17: Sharing Time- The One Who Got Away, Pt 1

A gentle listener asked about “the one who got away!” Coffee has no such thing because he hates himself and has never allowed himself to love but Twaint has a tale for you.
Jan 06, 202001:01:03
Season 2: Episode 16. It’s the end of of the decade!!

Season 2: Episode 16. It’s the end of of the decade!!

Top 5 biggest changes in the last decade!!
Dec 30, 201901:17:38
Season 2: Episode 15: Top Five Folx Who Should Have Been at the Nativity

Season 2: Episode 15: Top Five Folx Who Should Have Been at the Nativity

You know dasher and dancer and the Angels and the wisemen. Well who else should have been at the nativity??
Dec 24, 201901:06:49
A BREVE! One Hundred BILLLLLLLION dollars

A BREVE! One Hundred BILLLLLLLION dollars

Hey folx! Did you know Mormon, Inc. took your tithing and invested it I to a big money pile of $100 billion dollars??? Cool. Cool. Cool.
Dec 18, 201953:08
Season 2 Episode 14: SHARING TIME Lesson 3- Twaint’s dad, his Alzheimer’s, and some crazy.

Season 2 Episode 14: SHARING TIME Lesson 3- Twaint’s dad, his Alzheimer’s, and some crazy.

Sister Twaint tells us more about her Dad and Alzheimer’s and the Mary Jane.
Dec 16, 201901:12:31
TRAILER!!

TRAILER!!

Want to know what this crazy podcast is about. Well, hold onto your earholes. We’ll tell you.
Dec 15, 201902:43
Season 2 Episode 13: Top Five Times We Were Brave

Season 2 Episode 13: Top Five Times We Were Brave

Sis Twaint and Bro Coffee share the top five times that they swallowed their fear and did brave things (and sometimes it blew up in their face.)
Dec 09, 201901:16:27
Breve: Equal Rights for All!!

Breve: Equal Rights for All!!

Out lord and saviour C Jane is her to tell us all about the ERA and how the Curmos (Current Mormons) hate Ladies.
Dec 07, 201944:12
Season 2 Episode 12: A MYSTERY top five

Season 2 Episode 12: A MYSTERY top five

Twaint and Coffee don’t know the topics each other chose. Let’s see if you can guess.
Dec 02, 201901:13:08
Season 2 Episode 11: Sharing Time Lesson 2: The Worst Episode We’ve Ever Recorded

Season 2 Episode 11: Sharing Time Lesson 2: The Worst Episode We’ve Ever Recorded

Brother Coffee tries to delve into his tortured psyche but it comes off as awkward and uncomfortable (Brother Coffee writes these descriptions.)
Nov 27, 201901:18:47
Season 2 Episode 10: Phillip Seymour Hoffman (not the actor; it’s our favorite sex therapist)

Season 2 Episode 10: Phillip Seymour Hoffman (not the actor; it’s our favorite sex therapist)

We are joined by WORLD RENOWNED therapist Phillip Seymour Hoffman answering all of your questions about sex, Mormon Shame ™️ and communication...communication...communication
Nov 18, 201901:33:28
Season 2 Episode 9: Top 5 Ways to Maintain Boundaries This Holiday

Season 2 Episode 9: Top 5 Ways to Maintain Boundaries This Holiday

Twaint and Coffee know you’re getting ready to spend some time with your family over the holidays so we have some tips on how to manage.
Nov 11, 201901:21:02
Breve: S-ing that D. Doing the Job.

Breve: S-ing that D. Doing the Job.

You asked. And we answered. All of our tips and tricks about your mouth spending some time with frank. Frank Mouth. This whole episode is about frank mouth.
Nov 01, 201941:30
Season 2 Episode 8: Sharing Time Lesson 1 (Twaint’s Dad and Meth... I Mean Weed)

Season 2 Episode 8: Sharing Time Lesson 1 (Twaint’s Dad and Meth... I Mean Weed)

Sharing time: Sis Twaint shares a story of helping her dad obtain some stevia.
Oct 29, 201901:27:46
Season 2 Episode 7: TISHA

Season 2 Episode 7: TISHA

It’s Brother Coffee’s ex-wife Tisha. What’s it like to be the other half of a MOM? Tisha shares all the secrets
Oct 21, 201901:29:19
Season 2 Episode 6: Top 5 Things That Scare Us

Season 2 Episode 6: Top 5 Things That Scare Us

We thought this would be a spooky Halloween episode but mostly we talk about Trauma.
Oct 14, 201901:18:32
BONUS: It’s the day of the Twaint, y’all

BONUS: It’s the day of the Twaint, y’all

It’s Sister Twaint’s Birthday and I wanted to send a little love.
Oct 10, 201911:13
Season 2 Episode 5: Elder Henrik B. Insome

Season 2 Episode 5: Elder Henrik B. Insome

Elder Insome shares his sort of being expelled from BYU for suspected SSA (same-sex attraction) activities.
Oct 09, 201901:30:29
Season 2 Episode 4: Sister The Great Whore Who Sits Upon The Waters.

Season 2 Episode 4: Sister The Great Whore Who Sits Upon The Waters.

Do you think Mormonism lobotomizes young girls? So does Sister Upon the Waters. Jump in.
Oct 07, 201901:11:31
BREVE: How to Survive General Conference

BREVE: How to Survive General Conference

It’s here. General Conference. Will you laugh? Will you be offended? Will you sit in your bathtub and cry with your hands shaking so bad you can barely type angry tweets on your phone? Twaint and Coffee share some advice on how to Survive this dreaded weekend
Oct 02, 201955:10
Season 2 Episode 3: The Articles of Twaint: Article 3

Season 2 Episode 3: The Articles of Twaint: Article 3

In a new type of episode, join Twaint and Coffee as they teach this weeks Sunday School episode about the third article of Twaint. It’s about Vulnerability, you jerks.
Sep 30, 201901:13:05
Season 2 episode 2 part 2! Sister Sherri McDoMe

Season 2 episode 2 part 2! Sister Sherri McDoMe

Sister McDoMe shares the story of defrosting her cupcake and finding happiness with her baby daddy
Sep 23, 201956:46
Season 2 Episode 2 Part 1. Sister Sherri McDoMe

Season 2 Episode 2 Part 1. Sister Sherri McDoMe

Sherri McDoMe joins us to talk about growing up Mormon, getting teen pregnant at 21 and dealing with sexual assault.
Sep 23, 201954:29
Breve: A Brief Waltz in a Little Room

Breve: A Brief Waltz in a Little Room

Come here us talk about the brilliant play made by Cindy (Morag) about Mixed orientation marriages.
Sep 18, 201940:32
Season 2 Episode 1: Top 5 Ways to Untangle Yourself from Mormonism

Season 2 Episode 1: Top 5 Ways to Untangle Yourself from Mormonism

Are you still mad at Mormons? It’s OK. Twaint and Coffee are here to help you u tangle on the season 2 premier!!
Sep 16, 201901:07:45
Breve: END OF SEASON 1

Breve: END OF SEASON 1

This marks the end of season 1!! Season 2 is coming soon (like Monday) but listen in and here all about the Midsommar.
Sep 11, 201925:03
Episode 25 part 2: Sister Abby Naughty

Episode 25 part 2: Sister Abby Naughty

Sister Naughty shares about more of her tortured past AND we talk a little bit about healing.
Sep 09, 201951:39
Episode 25 part 1: Sister Abby Naughty (Abinadi)

Episode 25 part 1: Sister Abby Naughty (Abinadi)

Sister Abby Naughty shares her story of being a trans woman and a sex worker in Utah County. Happy Valley indeed.
Sep 09, 201901:05:04
Episode 24: Our Top Five Hang-ups

Episode 24: Our Top Five Hang-ups

S. Twaint and B. Coffee get real REAL and talk about the scary things that are holding us back.
Sep 02, 201901:20:55
Episode 23: Lil Twaint

Episode 23: Lil Twaint

It’s lil Twaint!! Growing up Mormon and queer and in a MOM and Gen Z.
Aug 26, 201901:19:33
Episode 22: Top Five Reasons Our Parents Are Disappointed in Us

Episode 22: Top Five Reasons Our Parents Are Disappointed in Us

You all know you’ve let your parents down. Well, we’ve got a podcast where we can talk about it!!
Aug 20, 201901:09:41
DEMITASSE: Selling your Signs and Tokens for Money

DEMITASSE: Selling your Signs and Tokens for Money

This is a bonus episode where we offer AMAZING signs and tokens in exchange for money.
Aug 15, 201925:44
Episode 21: Rachel PART 2

Episode 21: Rachel PART 2

If your missed part one, go back and listen. Rachel is a trans woman who was former Mormon. Her story is FASCINATING. Please listen and Share.
Aug 12, 201901:08:05
Episode 20: Rachel PART 1

Episode 20: Rachel PART 1

Rachel is a Trans Woman who grew up Mormon. Her story is fascinating! You’re going to love it.
Aug 12, 201901:01:59
BREVE : Mormons, you say?

BREVE : Mormons, you say?

Twaint and Coffee share a few basic jumbled facts to help you understand that wild religion called Mormons.
Aug 10, 201940:34
Episode 19: Top 5!! DRANKS

Episode 19: Top 5!! DRANKS

Twaint and Coffe tell you what their favorite Dranks are. Recipes and merriment abound!!
Aug 06, 201901:08:28
Episode 18: Top 5 Things We’d Want in Our Own Personal Porno

Episode 18: Top 5 Things We’d Want in Our Own Personal Porno

If you were in a porno, what 5 things would you need?
Jul 29, 201901:07:29
Episode 17, Part 2: It’s Still Cindy!!

Episode 17, Part 2: It’s Still Cindy!!

Cindy’s back with two other great topics! Did you hear part 1? If not, go grab it from your podcast app!!
Jul 23, 201936:18
Episode 17, Part 1: It’s Cindy!!

Episode 17, Part 1: It’s Cindy!!

Today Twaint and Coffee are interviewing out always present but never seen assistant, Cindy! She had so many great things to talk about we broke this episode into two parts!
Jul 23, 201954:16
Episode 16: Top Five Things We do now That We Didn’t Do As Mormon Parents.

Episode 16: Top Five Things We do now That We Didn’t Do As Mormon Parents.

Welcome new listeners! We’ve had a lot to drink and we’re so glad you’re here. Can on give parenting advice while one is drinking a lot of gin? Let’s find out!!
Jul 09, 201901:11:27
Episode 15: Special Guest Star: CJane!!!!!

Episode 15: Special Guest Star: CJane!!!!!

We’re here with Sister C Jane!! Talking about Mormonism being a Sex Cult. YOWZA!!
Jun 29, 201901:02:50
Episode 14: Top 5 Predictions for the Future

Episode 14: Top 5 Predictions for the Future

Twaint and Coffee predict what will happen on the future AND do cockney accents.
Jun 18, 201901:11:20
Episode 13: DIV that Bad B is Back!!!

Episode 13: DIV that Bad B is Back!!!

Sister Molly Mo the Righteous Ho joins us to talk about her INSANE medical battle with Desquamative Inflammatory Vaginitis and being shamed by doctors. This story is bonkers!!
Jun 04, 201901:03:46
Episode 12: Brother T and C on my face

Episode 12: Brother T and C on my face

It’s an all new format!! Tell us what you think
May 20, 201956:35
Episode 11: Top 5 things that destroyed our hopes and dreams that start with the letter D.

Episode 11: Top 5 things that destroyed our hopes and dreams that start with the letter D.

Inspired by DB Weiss and David Benioff who destroyed our hopes and dreams with Game of Thrones, we share other Ds that broke us.
May 14, 201957:53
Episode 10- Top 5 80s Songs That Speak To Our Souls

Episode 10- Top 5 80s Songs That Speak To Our Souls

We’re a bit confused about the assignment but this is something about 80s music and how it did something or something.
Apr 30, 201951:45
Episode 9- Top 5 Reasons I want you to touch my body RIGHT NOW

Episode 9- Top 5 Reasons I want you to touch my body RIGHT NOW

We just talk and then we hit publish. That’s it.
Apr 16, 201950:24
Breve: Episode 8.75 - the reversal of the 2015 Exclusion Policy.

Breve: Episode 8.75 - the reversal of the 2015 Exclusion Policy.

Twaint and Coffee talk about the reversal of 2015 Exclusion Policy.
Apr 08, 201934:28
Breve: Episode 8.5- A Rumor is Brewing

Breve: Episode 8.5- A Rumor is Brewing

We dish about the hot rumor that coffee will be made legal at the upcoming General Conference. A Breve is a mini episode here at Hot Dranks, also means “brief” in Italian, and is a Flat White but w/ half and half instead of milk.
Apr 02, 201936:58
Episode 8- Five Ways Mormonism Informed my Sexuality

Episode 8- Five Ways Mormonism Informed my Sexuality

Lots of talk of sex and trauma
Mar 20, 201901:01:16
Episode 7- Top 5 Crazy Things Mormonism taught me.

Episode 7- Top 5 Crazy Things Mormonism taught me.

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Mar 10, 201942:25
Episode 6- 5 truths that are hard to hear.

Episode 6- 5 truths that are hard to hear.

Brother Coffee and Sister Twain’s share some HARD truths (Brother Coffee was already tipsy when we decided to record.)
Feb 01, 201944:20
Episode 5- B O N E R S

Episode 5- B O N E R S

What are the five things that turn our crank? Tune in to find out!
Jan 22, 201951:23
Episode 4- 2018 recap!

Episode 4- 2018 recap!

Twaint and Coffee recap their top (or bottoms) of 2018.
Jan 08, 201958:35
Episode 3- Bring Em Young

Episode 3- Bring Em Young

Twaint and Coffee discuss excommunication and ROM COMS
Sep 18, 201851:07
Episode 2- Lehi got turnt in a tent

Episode 2- Lehi got turnt in a tent

Sister Twaint and Brother Coffee discuss their love of drinking and what their go-to drinks are.
Aug 16, 201854:44
Episode 1- Tight Unto Dish

Episode 1- Tight Unto Dish

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Jul 12, 201844:59