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Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

Hot Property with Dan and Stephen

By Stephen Richards

It's Hot Property! We can't describe it, because we don't really know what we'll be talking about on any given episode. Stupid Questions, the Snack Cupboard, television, movies, the internet, Stephen's dog, guest friendships, dinosaurs, mysteries, and Stephen's dog BB-8. She's a very good girl.
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Hot Property E135 - Rick Manuel Moranis!

Hot Property with Dan and StephenSep 12, 2023

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Hot Property E135 - Rick Manuel Moranis!

Hot Property E135 - Rick Manuel Moranis!

Dan reviews Back to the Future: The Musical! Stephen rants about cornbread. What would the Ninja Turtles’ fatalities be?


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Sep 12, 202301:16:12
Hot Property E134 - I Would Love to Cream Your Coffee!
Aug 25, 202301:16:44
Hot Property E133 - I'm Sorry Peter Dinklage!
Aug 13, 202301:10:42
Hot Property E132 - They Used Fiesta Twice!
Jul 30, 202301:13:40
Hot Property E131 - It’s REALLY GREAT!

Hot Property E131 - It’s REALLY GREAT!

We’re in a silly mood today and it’s REALLY GREAT. We’ve got video games! We’ve got Shakespeare dinosaurs! We’ve got Enchiritos with Paris Hilton! We’ve got Family Feud! Survey Says….LISTEN! 


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Jul 16, 202301:16:12
Hot Property E130 - That’s the Bridge I Use to Go to Work!

Hot Property E130 - That’s the Bridge I Use to Go to Work!

Philadelphia is in the middle of a tragedy. Dan gets bloodwork done. Stephen reveals his caramel delights. What makes a grilled cheese?


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Jun 19, 202301:11:19
Hot Property E129 - What is Guy Fieri Eating?!

Hot Property E129 - What is Guy Fieri Eating?!

The boys play a new game. Stephen comes clean about the past. Dan talks about The Family Stallone for way too long. Support the Writers’ Strike!  


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Jun 04, 202301:15:21
Hot Property E122 - Diet Diamond Dallas Dr. Pepper!

Hot Property E122 - Diet Diamond Dallas Dr. Pepper!

Dan attends Jury Duty…is it like the show? It’s better than Stephen’s Wegman’s story. The boys create their own cookie shop, but don’t eat them on the way home!  Who is @teddygram? 

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May 22, 202301:15:23
Hot Property E127 - What Would Denzel Do?!
May 07, 202301:15:13
Hot Property E126 - We’re Doubling Down! ft. Dr. Scientist
Apr 24, 202301:09:26
Hot Property E125 - Monster Meatball!
Apr 09, 202301:15:41
Hot Property E124 - How Many Santas?! ft. ChatGPT

Hot Property E124 - How Many Santas?! ft. ChatGPT

ChatGPT says: In this episode of "Hot Property with Dan and Stephen", the hosts used ChatGPT to generate prompts for their comedic discussion. They explored a wide range of topics, including online dating, bad roommates, pranks, favorite comedians and TV shows, strange news stories, and embarrassing childhood memories. Throughout the episode, Dan and Stephen kept the laughs coming with their witty banter and hilarious anecdotes, all inspired by the prompts provided by ChatGPT. Whether discussing the trials and tribulations of modern dating or sharing funny stories from their own lives, the hosts kept listeners entertained and engaged from start to finish.

Mar 20, 202301:09:14
Hot Property E123 - F*cked Up On Cinnadust!
Feb 17, 202301:09:34
Hot Property E122 - Too Much Stuf!
Feb 02, 202301:10:56
Hot Property E121 - It's Got to Be LIVE!
Jan 26, 202301:14:12
Hot Property E120 - I Hope You Like Bidets!
Jan 13, 202301:07:38
Hot Property E119 - Rheumatoid Marth-itis!
Jan 06, 202301:04:32
Hot Property E118 - Yummy Yummy Cheese!
Dec 31, 202201:05:19
Hot Property E117 - Marionberry Cheesecrack!
Dec 21, 202201:04:06
Hot Property 116 - Move Closer to Your World, My Friends!
Dec 07, 202201:12:25
Hot Property E115 - Stupid Wolves and Tiny Tigers!
Dec 01, 202201:13:03
Hot Property E114 - Big Dip Energy!

Hot Property E114 - Big Dip Energy!

It’s Thanksgiving! So we give thanks for our top Marvel Cinematic Universe moments and argue around the dinner table. Stephen almost gets scammed into a job. Dan has an ordeal while getting new glasses.

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Nov 23, 202201:09:32
Hot Property 113 - Skittles and Lobster!

Hot Property 113 - Skittles and Lobster!

Stephen steals from a national conglomerate, and gets his small business ideas shut down. The Rock needs to be stopped. Dan has an Alfred moment with his father, then ranks every movie from 1999.

Nov 18, 202201:09:27
Hot Property E112 - Hell Toupee (TM)!

Hot Property E112 - Hell Toupee (TM)!

Stephen discovers new technologies. Dan learns Mandarin, maybe. We write the BEST Halloween sketch that’s never been written. Is Wakanda really Forever? How method IS Daniel Day Lewis?

Nov 10, 202201:10:42
Hot Property E111 - You Bet Your Bippy!

Hot Property E111 - You Bet Your Bippy!

We’re BACK with a SUPERSIZED episode. Dan finally gets to his backlog of Autumn beers. Stephen goes to the World Series. Daniel Radcliffe has 7 sets of abs. Let’s go Phillies!

Nov 04, 202201:17:10
Hot Property E110 - One Toast Over the Line!

Hot Property E110 - One Toast Over the Line!

Dan may still be sober in October, but his beer fridge is being stocked. We spoil She-Hulk. Stephen has a bread injury. Bronson Pinchot plays Balki Bartokomous.

Oct 20, 202201:17:33
Hot Property E109 - KFART FM!

Hot Property E109 - KFART FM!

Stephen tries to get unemployment. Dan has a tantrum while struggling with sobriety. Spoiler Alert: Tom Cruise was dead the whole time. Who gave Fartin’ Frank another burrito?

Oct 14, 202201:12:15
Hot Property E108 - It’s-a-Me! Bryce Dallas Howard!

Hot Property E108 - It’s-a-Me! Bryce Dallas Howard!

Stephen has life changing news. Dan creates the crossover event of all time. The boys find out the truth about Bryce Dallas Howard, and then talk about Mario for pretty much the rest of the time.

Oct 07, 202201:10:42
Hot Property E107 - Bring Back P.B. Crisps!

Hot Property E107 - Bring Back P.B. Crisps!

Stephen is still tired. Dan buys cookies from a menace. The boys give a tour of all the restaurants on Philadelphia’s City Line Ave. Unrelated, F*ck Chik-fil-a. What would your ideal fast food restaurant combo be? Bring back PB Crisps by going to pbcrisps.com

Sep 29, 202201:15:12
Hot Property E106 - Why...Dear God, Why? ft. Dr. Scientist

Hot Property E106 - Why...Dear God, Why? ft. Dr. Scientist

We're back from hiatus, where Stephen and Dr. Scientist engage in some SPICY trivia. Please write your congresspeople and tell them to make Paqui stop creating these chips.
Sep 08, 202201:04:08
Hot Property E105 - The Last Episode! ft. Dr. Scientist

Hot Property E105 - The Last Episode! ft. Dr. Scientist

…of Season 3. The Bagels are JUST OK. Dr. Scientist learns how to mix two flavors of Truly. Would you eat at DunkWay? Stephen fucks up twice in this episode, so that’s why you hear the beeps.

Aug 12, 202201:15:44
Hot Property E104 - Milk Chocolate and Fentanyl!

Hot Property E104 - Milk Chocolate and Fentanyl!

Stephen gives an update on the Sports World. Our new favorite candy is “Oops all M’s!” We cast the Fantastic Four. Which corporations have the BALLS for FALL?

Aug 04, 202201:04:51
Hot Property E102 - That’s a Good Cup of Coffee!

Hot Property E102 - That’s a Good Cup of Coffee!

Give us back our sons! We find out the legendary history of Rock God Gary Sinise. We pull a hoax, and we miss the Choco Taco.

Jul 28, 202201:03:01
Hot Property E101 - EPISODE 100!?! (Pt. 2 ft. - Dr. Scientist, Jenna Kuerzi, Chance St. John, Bre Liggan)

Hot Property E101 - EPISODE 100!?! (Pt. 2 ft. - Dr. Scientist, Jenna Kuerzi, Chance St. John, Bre Liggan)

Drunk cold calling continues in this emotional conclusion to episode 100. Dan and George R.R. Martin have something in common, and it’s DEFINITELY frowned upon. Stephen makes a classic mistake for the 3rd time. This whiskey definitely works! How do you stop yourself from peeing?!

Special thanks to Dr. Scientist, Jenna Kuerzi, Chance St. John, and Bre Liggan. Special NO THANKS to Rob.

Jul 22, 202201:08:44
Hot Property E100 - EPISODE 100!?! (Pt. 1, ft. Kevin Lau, Sean Woods)

Hot Property E100 - EPISODE 100!?! (Pt. 1, ft. Kevin Lau, Sean Woods)

We're calling old guests of the podcast to see who answers our drunken nonsense. Dan finds a potential new job opportunity, thanks to a video game. We learn the origins of “OH Sure.” Who are you rooting for in the Jurassic World Cup?

Special thanks to Kevin Lau and Sean Woods! Special NO THANKS to Conor.

Jul 21, 202201:17:11
Hot Property E99 - Overnight Sensation!

Hot Property E99 - Overnight Sensation!

We round up 4th of July events, hot dog eating, protestor bashing, a spoiler free Stranger Things recap, and a few mass shootings. Happy Birthday America! Dan finally watched a show. Stephen buys another domain. Can you handle the power of the Flavor Blaster Gun (TM)?

Jul 07, 202201:15:46
Hot Property E98 - Stories of Increasing Urgency!

Hot Property E98 - Stories of Increasing Urgency!

We get through some video game small talk and tell the tales about our trips. What we ate, what we drank, and what bartenders we became best friends with. Which Avenger has the best band?

Jun 30, 202201:06:01
Hot Property E97 - Top Gun: Hedgehog!

Hot Property E97 - Top Gun: Hedgehog!

he Sandman is BACK BABY! Dan learns the real name of Tails. Stephen warns about rhubarb. We tell the legend of Ray’s Happy Birthday Bar. Are you ready for Elvis? Cause we’re not. The boys are both on trips next week, so there will be no new episode. Sorry Rob.

Jun 16, 202201:03:08
Hot Property E96 - Pride Buns!

Hot Property E96 - Pride Buns!

Burger King has an…interesting offer for Pride Month. We expose the restaurant industry’s addictions. Dan has DINO FEVER. Stephen tries an exotic fruit. How do you eat String Cheese?

Jun 09, 202201:11:39
Hot Property E96 - Hot Dog Cleanup Crew!

Hot Property E96 - Hot Dog Cleanup Crew!

We go from Elden to Onion Rings and definitively rank your favorite appetizers. Dan finds a new character. Do you need us to clean up your hot dogs?

Jun 02, 202201:00:08
Hot Property E95 - Royal Canadian Chili Peppers!

Hot Property E95 - Royal Canadian Chili Peppers!

Dan uncovers a monstrosity in Germany. Stephen calls Rob, but which one?! IT’S TOM CRUISE SEASON. Have you ever heard Hot Takes with Hot Takes?

May 26, 202201:09:43
Hot Property E93 - Now That's What We Used to Call Music!

Hot Property E93 - Now That's What We Used to Call Music!

I'm not going to lie to you, this one starts with chaos. Then it ends with more chaos. There's chaos in between too. Just like life.

May 19, 202201:08:02
Hot Property E92 - We Bought a Circus!

Hot Property E92 - We Bought a Circus!

We don’t spoil Dr. Strange. We dance around it, but we don’t spoil it. Stephen has a grievance against Taco Bell, and tries to catfish Dan with an octopus dumpling. Dan unearths a secret that will change the breakfast-verse forever.

May 05, 202201:00:44
Hot Property E91 - Depp-osition! ft. Jenna Kuerzi

Hot Property E91 - Depp-osition! ft. Jenna Kuerzi

We're bringing in our resident Depp-spert to talk abut the insane and entertaining Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. Check out Jenna's podcast Depp Impact anywhere you get podcasts!

Apr 28, 202256:04
Hot Property E90 - BLAZE IT!

Hot Property E90 - BLAZE IT!

Grab your munchies and ask yourself "Dude, Where's My Podcast?" because this episode is all about that sticky-icky holidaze.

Apr 21, 202259:24
Hot Property E89 - Too Much Melon!

Hot Property E89 - Too Much Melon!

We tell stories about getting trapped in bathrooms and almost getting into fights while we reluctantly compliment our friend Conor. Dan tries to remember the last name of his F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Do you want to watch the ABCU with us?

Apr 14, 202201:11:13
Hot Property E88 - Jack goes to Poopie’s!

Hot Property E88 - Jack goes to Poopie’s!

We discuss the limits of the human body when sick. Stephen reveals an epic dream. Dan learns who Machine Gun Kelly is. Stephen delivers a PSA. Dan has an identity crisis. Tell ‘em Jack sent ya!

Apr 07, 202201:03:34
Hot Property E87 - The Pursuit of Slappyness!

Hot Property E87 - The Pursuit of Slappyness!

You know what we’re talking about. Stephen suffered through 102 degree fever to bring you this, so enjoy it, DAMNIT!

Mar 31, 202257:05
Hot Property E86 - C.T. Granville!

Hot Property E86 - C.T. Granville!

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moon light? No? Well I hope you like two tired boys doing Jack Nicholson impressions and singing that song from the Departed.

Mar 24, 202201:12:07
Hot Property E85 - Drillbit Taylor Ham!

Hot Property E85 - Drillbit Taylor Ham!

Episode 85. Our best episode to date, for reasons I can't explain!

Mar 11, 202201:06:04