
Hot Property with Dan and Stephen
By Stephen Richards

Hot Property with Dan and StephenNov 20, 2023

Hot Property E139 - Old and Terminal Sheldon!
We’re tired. Of Superheroes. Of Sheldon. Dan discovers his love of Seinfeld. The Boyz have indeed become Men.
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Hot Property E138 - Save Thanksgiving!
Dan came here to do two things: Save Thanksgiving, and fend off drunk idiots…and he’s alllllll out of idiots. Also Stephen has some anger issues he’s working through so please bear with him. Does Subway have the worst sandwiches? Yes.
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Hot Property E137 - The Better Brown!
To be completely honest, I forgot what we talk about in this episode. And I've already edited it. But it starts with Stephen about to meet the cast of Always Sunny, and ends with the Hot Property theme song. We also talk about sports. Craig Kimbrel sucks.
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Hot Property E136 - You Have to Be Named Doogie!
We’re back! Talking about the McRib, child doctors, airport adventures, robbing a Safeway, Captain Crunch as a stripper, Polish Roulette, and picking your own produce. What is a good song to scooter to?
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Hot Property E135 - Rick Manuel Moranis!
Dan reviews Back to the Future: The Musical! Stephen rants about cornbread. What would the Ninja Turtles’ fatalities be?
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Hot Property E134 - I Would Love to Cream Your Coffee!
We reveal if we won the calendar contest. Dan stands for taxidermy, but won’t fall for skydiving. Stephen tried to guess who’s making a Cameo in this episode. Is it too early for pumpkin? Maybe! Do what you want!
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Hot Property E133 - I'm Sorry Peter Dinklage!
Frank Siragusa is a national hero standing up for the common person and their crunchwraps. Dan shares his pre-pod ceremonies. Spoiler: It’s pooping. Stephen would like to publicly apologize to voice actor Peter Dinklage. Why can’t Transformers kill?
We’re trying to get BB into a very elite and prestigious calendar for Home at Last Rescue.
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Hot Property E132 - They Used Fiesta Twice!
BIOLOGICAL ENTITIES! We break down the recent Congressional hearings and share some encounters of our own. Skittles unveils a new flavor. We also spend the last half of the podcast dealing with Dan’s shitty internet. Who is Subway Fogel?
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Hot Property E131 - It’s REALLY GREAT!
We’re in a silly mood today and it’s REALLY GREAT. We’ve got video games! We’ve got Shakespeare dinosaurs! We’ve got Enchiritos with Paris Hilton! We’ve got Family Feud! Survey Says….LISTEN!
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Hot Property E130 - That’s the Bridge I Use to Go to Work!
Philadelphia is in the middle of a tragedy. Dan gets bloodwork done. Stephen reveals his caramel delights. What makes a grilled cheese?
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Hot Property E129 - What is Guy Fieri Eating?!
The boys play a new game. Stephen comes clean about the past. Dan talks about The Family Stallone for way too long. Support the Writers’ Strike!
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Hot Property E122 - Diet Diamond Dallas Dr. Pepper!
Dan attends Jury Duty…is it like the show? It’s better than Stephen’s Wegman’s story. The boys create their own cookie shop, but don’t eat them on the way home! Who is @teddygram?
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Hot Property E127 - What Would Denzel Do?!
Chris Pratt is voicing both of us for this episode. Dan tries to use Jury Duty to get out of work. Stephen reviews a new Star Wars video game. You’ll never guess who now has chili…with beans! Why can’t we force push our way through everything?
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Hot Property E126 - We’re Doubling Down! ft. Dr. Scientist
The whole first half of this episode is about Dr. Scientist’s Dance with the KFC Double Down. Dan has tips for remote workers. Would you bring your own ranch on a date?
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Hot Property E125 - Monster Meatball!
Monster Vegan in Philadelphia is our new favorite restaurant. Stephen is frustrated about some technical difficulties. Dan recounts his travels to Cajun Country for a film festival. How can you fart at work? What meat wouldn’t you eat?
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Hot Property E124 - How Many Santas?! ft. ChatGPT
ChatGPT says: In this episode of "Hot Property with Dan and Stephen", the hosts used ChatGPT to generate prompts for their comedic discussion. They explored a wide range of topics, including online dating, bad roommates, pranks, favorite comedians and TV shows, strange news stories, and embarrassing childhood memories. Throughout the episode, Dan and Stephen kept the laughs coming with their witty banter and hilarious anecdotes, all inspired by the prompts provided by ChatGPT. Whether discussing the trials and tribulations of modern dating or sharing funny stories from their own lives, the hosts kept listeners entertained and engaged from start to finish.

Hot Property E123 - F*cked Up On Cinnadust!
Not to be confused with our other podcast, I Like to Movie Movie, we talk about going to the movies. Dan tries to watch Ant-Man, but hates AMC, man. Pitch Perfect > Super Bowl. Did you know Bri Larson was a pop star? We have a new shirt that will let everyone know you're Fucked Up on Cinnadust, so buy it!
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Hot Property E122 - Too Much Stuf!
Buffalo Ganache. Now you’re just a Bugle that I used to know. Has Oreo out-pizza’d the Hut? This episode is mostly about food. Oh we also play F-Marry-Kill.
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Hot Property E121 - It's Got to Be LIVE!
We're back and in person! And we figured out slide whistles! Sorry for the echo on Dan's mic. Actually I'm not. So enjoy Stephen watching his Seahawks lose and Dan get drunk after one beer.
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Hot Property E120 - I Hope You Like Bidets!
We talk a lot about bidets. Stephen is hungry. Dan tells you how bad Aladdin really is. Why don’t whistles work on microphones?
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Hot Property E119 - Rheumatoid Marth-itis!
We play Would You Rather for most of this episode. It’s a blast. Also Dan finds new love with a raccoon who sells cheese.
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Hot Property E118 - Yummy Yummy Cheese!
Happy New Year! We’re going over our resolutions and favorite cheese/cookie combinations. We’ll see everyone in Yummy Yummy Cheese! Juice Force!
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Hot Property E117 - Marionberry Cheesecrack!
I guess this is our Christmas episode? We definitely don’t list the entire Asylum movie list and make our own turns on popular movies. We check in on Dan’s health and Stephen’s employment journeys. We also have a HUGE announcement.
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Hot Property 116 - Move Closer to Your World, My Friends!
Dan has his first Pawn experience, and makes a large change that will echoes in the halls of Hot Property lore from here to eternity. Stephen chides a bank, but learns the secret to happiness. We Harbour a love for David.
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Hot Property E115 - Stupid Wolves and Tiny Tigers!
Stephen’s unemployment woes continue. Dan proposes an orgy for the apocalypse. Lisa Loab AI is coming to haunt us. The McDonald’s Gold Card is real. Someone sued Velveeta.
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Hot Property E114 - Big Dip Energy!
It’s Thanksgiving! So we give thanks for our top Marvel Cinematic Universe moments and argue around the dinner table. Stephen almost gets scammed into a job. Dan has an ordeal while getting new glasses.
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Hot Property 113 - Skittles and Lobster!
Stephen steals from a national conglomerate, and gets his small business ideas shut down. The Rock needs to be stopped. Dan has an Alfred moment with his father, then ranks every movie from 1999.

Hot Property E112 - Hell Toupee (TM)!
Stephen discovers new technologies. Dan learns Mandarin, maybe. We write the BEST Halloween sketch that’s never been written. Is Wakanda really Forever? How method IS Daniel Day Lewis?

Hot Property E111 - You Bet Your Bippy!
We’re BACK with a SUPERSIZED episode. Dan finally gets to his backlog of Autumn beers. Stephen goes to the World Series. Daniel Radcliffe has 7 sets of abs. Let’s go Phillies!

Hot Property E110 - One Toast Over the Line!
Dan may still be sober in October, but his beer fridge is being stocked. We spoil She-Hulk. Stephen has a bread injury. Bronson Pinchot plays Balki Bartokomous.

Hot Property E109 - KFART FM!
Stephen tries to get unemployment. Dan has a tantrum while struggling with sobriety. Spoiler Alert: Tom Cruise was dead the whole time. Who gave Fartin’ Frank another burrito?

Hot Property E108 - It’s-a-Me! Bryce Dallas Howard!
Stephen has life changing news. Dan creates the crossover event of all time. The boys find out the truth about Bryce Dallas Howard, and then talk about Mario for pretty much the rest of the time.

Hot Property E107 - Bring Back P.B. Crisps!
Stephen is still tired. Dan buys cookies from a menace. The boys give a tour of all the restaurants on Philadelphia’s City Line Ave. Unrelated, F*ck Chik-fil-a. What would your ideal fast food restaurant combo be? Bring back PB Crisps by going to pbcrisps.com

Hot Property E106 - Why...Dear God, Why? ft. Dr. Scientist

Hot Property E105 - The Last Episode! ft. Dr. Scientist
…of Season 3. The Bagels are JUST OK. Dr. Scientist learns how to mix two flavors of Truly. Would you eat at DunkWay? Stephen fucks up twice in this episode, so that’s why you hear the beeps.

Hot Property E104 - Milk Chocolate and Fentanyl!
Stephen gives an update on the Sports World. Our new favorite candy is “Oops all M’s!” We cast the Fantastic Four. Which corporations have the BALLS for FALL?

Hot Property E102 - That’s a Good Cup of Coffee!
Give us back our sons! We find out the legendary history of Rock God Gary Sinise. We pull a hoax, and we miss the Choco Taco.

Hot Property E101 - EPISODE 100!?! (Pt. 2 ft. - Dr. Scientist, Jenna Kuerzi, Chance St. John, Bre Liggan)
Drunk cold calling continues in this emotional conclusion to episode 100. Dan and George R.R. Martin have something in common, and it’s DEFINITELY frowned upon. Stephen makes a classic mistake for the 3rd time. This whiskey definitely works! How do you stop yourself from peeing?!
Special thanks to Dr. Scientist, Jenna Kuerzi, Chance St. John, and Bre Liggan. Special NO THANKS to Rob.

Hot Property E100 - EPISODE 100!?! (Pt. 1, ft. Kevin Lau, Sean Woods)
We're calling old guests of the podcast to see who answers our drunken nonsense. Dan finds a potential new job opportunity, thanks to a video game. We learn the origins of “OH Sure.” Who are you rooting for in the Jurassic World Cup?
Special thanks to Kevin Lau and Sean Woods! Special NO THANKS to Conor.

Hot Property E99 - Overnight Sensation!
We round up 4th of July events, hot dog eating, protestor bashing, a spoiler free Stranger Things recap, and a few mass shootings. Happy Birthday America! Dan finally watched a show. Stephen buys another domain. Can you handle the power of the Flavor Blaster Gun (TM)?

Hot Property E98 - Stories of Increasing Urgency!
We get through some video game small talk and tell the tales about our trips. What we ate, what we drank, and what bartenders we became best friends with. Which Avenger has the best band?

Hot Property E97 - Top Gun: Hedgehog!
he Sandman is BACK BABY! Dan learns the real name of Tails. Stephen warns about rhubarb. We tell the legend of Ray’s Happy Birthday Bar. Are you ready for Elvis? Cause we’re not. The boys are both on trips next week, so there will be no new episode. Sorry Rob.

Hot Property E96 - Pride Buns!
Burger King has an…interesting offer for Pride Month. We expose the restaurant industry’s addictions. Dan has DINO FEVER. Stephen tries an exotic fruit. How do you eat String Cheese?

Hot Property E96 - Hot Dog Cleanup Crew!
We go from Elden to Onion Rings and definitively rank your favorite appetizers. Dan finds a new character. Do you need us to clean up your hot dogs?

Hot Property E95 - Royal Canadian Chili Peppers!
Dan uncovers a monstrosity in Germany. Stephen calls Rob, but which one?! IT’S TOM CRUISE SEASON. Have you ever heard Hot Takes with Hot Takes?

Hot Property E93 - Now That's What We Used to Call Music!
I'm not going to lie to you, this one starts with chaos. Then it ends with more chaos. There's chaos in between too. Just like life.

Hot Property E92 - We Bought a Circus!
We don’t spoil Dr. Strange. We dance around it, but we don’t spoil it. Stephen has a grievance against Taco Bell, and tries to catfish Dan with an octopus dumpling. Dan unearths a secret that will change the breakfast-verse forever.

Hot Property E91 - Depp-osition! ft. Jenna Kuerzi
We're bringing in our resident Depp-spert to talk abut the insane and entertaining Johnny Depp/Amber Heard trial. Check out Jenna's podcast Depp Impact anywhere you get podcasts!

Hot Property E90 - BLAZE IT!
Grab your munchies and ask yourself "Dude, Where's My Podcast?" because this episode is all about that sticky-icky holidaze.

Hot Property E89 - Too Much Melon!
We tell stories about getting trapped in bathrooms and almost getting into fights while we reluctantly compliment our friend Conor. Dan tries to remember the last name of his F.R.I.E.N.D.S. Do you want to watch the ABCU with us?