human club - a podcast
By Human Club Podcast
human club - a podcastMar 07, 2022
The Coffee Roaster & A Fisherman
Today we are talking with Paul, a local New Mexican who, with his wife Sylvia, run Cutbow Coffee in the heart of Albuquerque. Paul is here telling us his story of how Cutbow started, his incredible history in the coffee roasting business, and the story behind this welcoming Fishing-Inspired coffee shop.
Feeling it all & Artist Allison Jones Hunt
Today we had the privilege to sit down in the beautiful home and studio of Albuquerque Abstract Painter, Allison Jones Hunt. Her work uses color, intuitive form, and layers dancing between chaos and control to channel the full emotional spectrum, offering a permission slip to feel it all. We talk all things art, her process, and feeling it all.
Bek Lost Her Voice & Catopia Cat Cafe
Today we are hanging with Sandy owner and founder of Catopia Cat Cafe a cafe here in Albuquerque, NM! Sandy's heart is for the adoption, and rescue of Cats around our state and is helping facilitate that in her Cafe. Ash and Bek got to meet all of the cats in the cafe, and feel in love with every one of them. If you are looking to adopt or foster a cat be sure to visit Catopia Cafe.
No more Disney Remakes & Cutbow Coffee Hangs
The gals are hanging at Cutbow coffee today talking about all of the important stuff, and are soliciting their podcast services.
It's Raining It's Pouring & The Slap Heard Around The World
Today Bek and Ash are hanging in the rain, and Wreck It Ralph is coming to kill you. Kids Movies, what we've been watching, Bridgerton, and Jackass Forever. THE SLAP HEARD ROUND THE WORLD, and Robert Pattinson is an emo Batman.
S Club 7 & Juan from Power Plant
S Club 7, vs. Rave. Elementary School Talent Shows. Farm dreams, and craziness in the Burque Bus system. We're on the road again today and we're hanging with Juan Jimenez from Power Plant LLC, a collaborative coffee shop, and photo studio here in Albuquerque. Juan is here telling us his story and how Power Plant came to be.
Why Soccer? & Peter Trevisani of New Mexico United
We're back and today we're talking about: Lucid dreams, Spider Smoothies, and washing your rice. Mr. Beast, Unspeakable, and Preston Plays. Joe Rogan your episodes are too long, and the Amazon Show "Upload". Riding in Cars with Boys, Romy and Michelle's Highschool Reunion, and Empire Records.
Special Guest: Today we are here with none other than New Mexico United Founder and CEO, Peter Trevisani. Peter is the Ultimate dreamer, business man, and has made such a tremendous impact in our community and state. Today he's talking with us about his life story, his accomplishments, family life, failures, embarrassing moments, and how the dream came to be - that is New Mexico United today.
Coffee Shop sounds & Dreams
This week Ash and Bek hung out at Power Plant - a local ABQ coffee shop. We're talking about the war in Ukraine, our dreams and goals, and Bek has given up swearing for lent!
The Tinder Swindler & Delineate Your Dwelling
Dashboard confessional & The Tinder Swindler, and we're here with none other than Amy Weir! She is an incredible DIY Blogger and HGTV contributor @delineateyourdwelling She is here sharing her story of how she started her blog, how taking small steps each day eventually turns into big moves, and how important it is to "just start." Amy is an inspiration to anyone who wants to start a small business, or is a small business owner and gives us amazing advice today.
Throat Punches & Red Asphalt
Quinceanera nails, driver's ed, Red Asphalt, and what is the craziest thing that's happened to you in a car? Trouble receiving compliments, and Bek was hit on again. Mental health and working out, and getting botox. If you had to repeat one day everyday for the rest of your life, what day would you choose? Our favorite meals to make, and all the other nonsense.
Valentines pt. 2 & CBD Guru
We had some technical difficulties last week so we accidentally did a double Valentine's episode but all is well cause we're here talking wth Amber Glavin a CBD Guru and expert! She is also a mother of 4 including a beautiful little girl with Down Syndrome. Amber discusses her passion for holistic healing, and her journey as a mama with us today.
Valentines & Love Making Music
Today on our special Valentine's Episode Bek and Ash are talking about the anxieties that are Valentine's, Valentine's Movies, and what music do you make love to? It gets a little uncomfortable, but we're here for it. Happy Valentine's Day!
Sad Girls Club & Shorter in Person
The Phoenix, Former Miss America and her death, Emo's Not Dead Cruise. Jade is back to come hang again and we're talking about social media tips and tricks, owning wild animals as pets, and Netflix recommendations. Come hang with us.
When We Were Young & Butt-Rock
When we were young fest, how we almost had heart attacks fining tickets. What is BUTT ROCK? Spray and Pray, and who wants to Sponsor us?! Kangaroo mysteries, and which Taz did you have?! Ren and Stimpy, and how did Catdog go poop?! Scary Monsters, Scaring Monsters, whoops... Scary Kids Scaring kids. Spoiling our kids, and rewiring our brains about meal portions. Ninja Class and antibodies. Bek is now 33! Mid-Thirties here she is!
Mushrooms & Zia Life
Timea Marie is in the club today and we're talking about her natural plant-based journey to heal from PTSD. She has been through many things throughout her life that have set the trajectory of who she is today, and she is here sharing her story of healing while using, cannabis, mushrooms, oils, and yoga. Through heartache, trauma, Faith and Motherhood Timea has an incredible story, and you do not want to miss it.
Face Filters & Where are all of the green grapes?!
Our armpit senses are freaking out, Queer Eye, and which Golden Girls Character are you? The straight nose challenge, Face filters and how they are affecting our view of ourselves and others. Brazilian Butt Lift fatalities, waist training, and Doctor's fat shaming you. Taking TikTok away from your kids, and parenting learning moments. The Anti-Work Movement, and where are all of the green grapes?! Theo Von is a hottie, and Bek will give it up for an emo hair swoop, quitting sugar, and what kind of texter are you?!
Frozen fingers & we were catfishes
It's 2022 and we're back and we're talking about a lets go brandon sign, Andy Cohen's rant, and The Challenge All Stars. Christmas gift favorites, and Bek has officially gone viral! Ash's mind has been blown away by the Beatles, and her husband is literally Paul Mcartney's replica. Bek has started a new business, and dreams from The Lord. Secret new Gen Z hand signs, what do they mean?! Caps or no caps?! Bek is shaped like a hot dog, and competitive sports give Ash hives. Ear wax, goals for the podcast for 2022 and the times we were catfishes.
Twenty Somethings & Christmas Trivia
Last episode of 2021, we're talking about The New Netflix show TwentySomethings, Gen Z and why they are the way they are, and a little Christmas Trivia. What is the worst gift you've ever received? Compassion International, and why we believe it is an amazing organization to support this Christmas Season. Who is our dream guest for 2022? @MattCutshall we're lookin' at you kid.... What resolutions from 2021 that we kept, and what resolutions we want for ourselves in 2022.
Edward Scissorhands & Scribble Devos
Bek's parents are abducting her children and she's gonna murder Mickey Mouse?! Ash's fake hair, and an adopted 9 year old who tried to kill her brother! Anastasia, Fern Gully, and Thumbelina are the same right? Edward Scissorhands, and Kim was a terrible person. How does the internet work? And this is our first ever out of state call, and we none other than Whitney Lowe from Scribble Devos is here and we ask her all of the questions, how she started Scribble Devos, motherhood, and how she and Ash originally met. We we're so happy to get to meet Whitney finally "in person!" Check out her IMDB cause we found out she starred in a award winning film as well ;)
Giant Finger Shoes & Robots Stealing our husbands?!
Style syncing, giant finger shoes, The Maxwell trial, Real Housewives, and hazing at frats. Michigan shooter whose parents were involved somehow. Bek finally watched Home Alone, and what happened to our favorite boy band members?! White shark infestation on the East Coast, Sharknado, sleep overs, and disciplining other people's kids. We have an amazing local mama with us today! Michelle Schroff is a mother of 10 kids, 6 adopted, and 6 Grand babies! She and her husband Clay have fostered over 40 kids in their home throughout the years, and not only that she also has her very own podcast @Runmama.run . Michelle had a rough upbringing, and shares her story growing up in several Motels, couch surfing, and how she came to the passion and drive to foster and adopt kids. Mom shaming, comparison, community, and our fear of robots taking over the world. Everyone needs a Michelle in her life, and we are so thankful for her sharing her story in the club today!
Elves with attitude & IAC
We used to be so smart, Elves with attitude, World News, the Ghislaine Maxwell Case, stupid parents, and truck stops. Black Friday sales, and body shaming. Madonna's new face, Chris Carrabba, and saggy boobs. We have not one but two guests with us today! Charles and Candice, a couple who own the clothing brand IAC together. Candice is a freelance makeup artist, and Charles is a fitness coach. They are here sharing advice on running a business, how to overcome addiction, and driving your success forward all while working with your spouse and being parents to 7 children. We love making new friends, and we're so glad we got to meet these two!
Body Building & Brittany Stepper
We went to a Bodybuilding Competition, Carlsbad Caverns and Soccer Tournaments. TikTok has a new trend that is literally saving lives and we have an incredible guest today! Brittany is a mama of 5 children, 3 Earth side and 2 in Heaven. Brit is here talking about her journey as a mother, and the devastation of losing two children. How she has overcome this, and helps other women with similar circumstances. The strength and resilience of this woman is unmatched, and we are so thankful to have heard her story.
The Homestead Wife & The Soccer Mama Bear
Bek's FINALLY got a new iphone, water lines have been broken, and homesteading is now in full effect. Blocking Instagram likes, and Chris Pratt posted something cringe about his wife?! (GASP!) (red flag red flag red flag) Bek got into a fight with a man at a soccer game, the police were called. It was a whole ordeal (omg)! Also she wasn't invited to her sister's wedding?! The devastation of Travis Scott's concert this past week, the evil behind it, and our thoughts on it. Have you started listening to Christmas music yet? Body heat, blue noses, and the cuties- Dad's on Duty! When was the first time you saw a physical fight? Golf balls getting thrown, and 11 year olds being jumped?!
We're gonna be matchmakers & The "C" word
It's Thursday you know what that means! We are back with another episode talking about all of the important topics including: starting a match making show connecting all the single ladies to the men of their dreams. Good idea right?! Love Island, cancelling Netflix, and botox parties. We have a special guest today! Yochowdaa aka Cassandra, aka Haley William's previous doppelgänger is here!! Cassandra is a Native New Mexican, a local influencer and event planner, a Thyroid Cancer survivor, and a mama to 4 kids! She is here telling us her "radioactive" story of Cancer treatment and recovery, as well as her twin's battle in the NICU as infants, and her 5 year old Lincoln's diagnosis and current treatment for Leukemia. This girl's resilience and strength through everything her family has walked through in the past few years is incredible, and not only that, she is hilarious and so much fun!
We Hate Ben Affleck & R.I.P. Crazy Larry
Creepy Halloween vibes, kick a tall person day, things that piss you off, Bekah is attracted to Ed Sheeran, and Love On The Spectrum. The Alec Baldwin gun tragedy, and is he a vampire?! Changing your accent, and 17 year old Hollister perfume. The New Mexico United Stadium, and Robert Pattinson is gonna be the new Batman. We hate Ben Affleck, and Mo is back with a Halloween Mo's Make out Club! We're talking creepy things, Crazy Larry, and stories of Halloween's past. Nursery rhymes are sketchy, Playboy Bunnies, and Ash thinks The Boondock Saints was a true story?!
Who's Brandon?! & Breast Cancer
Nightmares, dream interpretations, Squid Games, and The Hills "New Beginnings." Bad hair cuts, airbrushing children's photos, and Let's Go Brandon?!! Stand by for awesome, and Bekah copied Ash's son's name?! We have a very special guest today talking about Breast Cancer Awareness, a 25 year survivor, and none other than Ash's mom, Mary Martinez! Mary is here to tell us her personal story with cancer, and gives us great advice for young women and the best tips for prevention.
Singed eyebrows & The Jewelry Maker
Singed eyebrows, we like can't, not say "like." Road rage, Bekah uses the "P" word too many times, and Ash gets grossed out. DaBaby, Bad Bunny, Bhad Bhaby, too many babies and we are confused. How did Robert Downey Jr. not get cancelled?! Speaking of getting cancelled... today on the podcast we have Local Jewelry Maker, and business owner Chad Barela is here. He is telling us his life story, how he came to know Jesus, and how he, his family, and his multiple businesses dealt with the attempts to "Cancel" them during the dumpster fire year of 2020. His strong convictions, and faith got him through, and he's here to tell us all of the details.
Mom's Spaghetti & The Trapper Keeper
The Balloon Fiesta, Hilary Duff was here in ABQ! Bek is questioning what she's passionate about, and Eminem has opened a Spaghetti Shop?! Shoplifting as teenagers, and what happened when we got caught. Gen Z is bringing back a style no one wants, and speaking of Gen Z... our guest today is none other than @tyylerq ! He was a college basketball player and recently decided to leave the typical "American Dream" to travel and change the world. He is our youngest guest thus far (minus our own children) and is not only very well versed in how to improve your life, and has his own YouTube channel, he is also Bekah's cousin! Not only that we also introduce our latest segment "Millennial's vs Gen Z!"
Sk8er Boi & The Film Maker
It's Thursday so you know what that means! We're back and we're talking: butt paste and hemorrhoid cream to help our adult acne and face problems?! Avril Lavigne is 37 years old and our sk8er boi little loving hearts are getting old AF!! Johnny Depp is making a comeback, and is fighting against the allegations against him. We have a guest today and his name is Jordee Arvin! A filmmaker and media guru here in Albuquerque. Jordee is a father, husband, director, and cinematographer. He shares with us his passion for film and for his Faith. He also has struggled with anxiety and tells us how he walked through that. Also I'm pretty proud of our sound this week guys, tell me if you think I'm totally wrong!
The Circle & Murders
We're confident our sound is finally getting better, who even is Dex?! The Circle Netflix is backkkkkk!! And we talk about it for a hot minute. And we're gonna apply to be on it, wish us luck k guys?! Laguna Beach: Team LC or Team Kristin, or how about Team Steven was a douche! Olivia Rodrigo is paying the big bucks to Paramore, and how parallel parking is so brutal lol. Finding peace, and learning to not try to control everything. Children shouldn't be allowed to have social media, and reprogramming our own brains. 90's pogs, Mario Kart, and Nano Babies. Parasites in your stomach, and how corrupt the food industry really is. The Gabby Petito case, and some dark stories from our past. We also have a brand new game called "2 Second Pop song!"
Mental clarity & Fruit Flies
We are back and this week we are talking: How much affirmation from others affects us, and taking time away from Instagram. All of the important things like our favorite shows, celebrity fashion, and mom guilt.
To Hell with the gallbladder & Steve went to college
After 3 weeks we are back, and ash is here telling her story, she was in the hospital for 10 days, and is still recovering. Is social media worth it? We talk about staying away, and F REELS. Do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind? Bek did improv, and Blues Clues. Steve is back, and he is pulling all of our heart strings. What was your favorite children's show? Did you watch a show that was completely terrible, but finished the entire season anyway? What age are you mentally? Becoming emo, and traumatising events that shaped Bek's life. Tattoos and tattoo removal. Women and hysteria, how did they get rid of it?! (lol)
Birthday Cake & Home Decor
This episode was originally recorded 2 weeks ago but with everything going on with Ash, we decided to wait to release. But we're back! We're talking: Bek had some drama and put out fires, all is well now, Ash realized her childhood crushes were definitely a type. Bek now has a super power, and Ash thought she was having an allergic reaction. Our friend Leslie is here from Poulin Marketplace, she is a native New Mexican who loves all things interior design and decoration. She recently opened the Poulin Marketplace, and is here telling us the story behind it.
Fiddler on the Roof & Churros in your face
After a little break we are back! Today we're hanging at the house talking: Botox, Val Kilmer and his new documentary 'Val'. Bek finally watched Star Wars, & The Fiddler on the Roof. Ash has ADHD and Bek has sleeping probs. What the heck is an e-boy?! Weird Idioms, would you ever get your fingernails tattooed?! Parents having no regard for other kids when their kid is sick (puke) Bekah had churros thrown in her face, and was injured one time chasing one down lol.
Goop & Team Edward
After a short break Bek and Ash are back and we're talking: The New Space Jam, Team Edward or Team Jacob?! Minimizing your talents, Bek wants to be an energy healer, talking about Goop, and how sexualized movies and shows have become. Reaching our goals, and having a support system to help you. Collaborations on instagram, and 90's clothing brands. Austin Powers, we have a woman crush on Julia Roberts, Mystic Pizza, Empire Records, and 90's classic teenage movies. Alien talk, getting old and what gives us heartburn lol, getting the munchies, and what's YOUR dharma? And Bekah might want another baby?!
Cheugy Club & Kyle Stepp
Bek went to Santa Fe, and while there her husband bought her a swimsuit! We learned a new term and we're embracing it! Fourth of July whoas, and accidents, and what music we've been listening to: Brand New, Taking Back Sunday, 90's pop, Twenty One Pilots, and Phil Wickham. Music bringing back old memories, and how that makes us feel. Today we also have an incredible guest, Kyle Stepp. Kyle is a cancer survivor, a philanthropist, and recently had his leg amputated. Kyle's energy is unmatched, and he will inspire you from the moment he stepped into the studio until we said our goodbyes. We all have the potential to make a huge impact on this earth, and Kyle inspires and models this for us so incredibly well. Seriously, do not miss this episode.
Itty Bitty Committee & The Hot Teacher
Dog fights, reckless drivers, best friends moving away, 'City of Lies' with Johnny Depp, Mumford and Sons has been cancelled?! Fast and the Furious Saga F9, and "The Itty Bitty Titty Committee" has called, and we're here for it. We give everyone the recap you've been waiting for... Hulk Hogan vs. Jim Carrey! Our guest today is Social Media Influencer, teacher, and fellow Radio Host on Tell Abq Ashley Buffington! She is a middle school teacher who loves marketing, and sharing all things local. We're talking: all things social and she gives us all the Instagram tips, sustainable fashion, and beauty advice.
#BackSync & Chile Trees
Our hearts are still beating for Uncle Jesse (Heart eyes) and none other than our favorite boys Nsync and Backstreet Boys are making a band #BackSync is here thanks @Just.rod!! Matt Cutshall we're still in love with you and are talking about you again...call us!! Father's Day recap, are you a nap person? Ash is obsessed with Ink Masters and Dave Navarro, tattoo chats, and tattoo regrets. What age were you able to start dating? Or do you have a dating age limit for your kids? Heart breaks, and being ghosted... Whiteyy18 on tiktok is stealing the hearts of Cougars around the world. New Mexico has been named the worst state in the U.S. to live in and we think it's a bunch of malarkey. What do ya know?! BEK TALKS ABOUT THE BACHELOR AGAIN!?! Staycations in Santa Fe, and ideas like Hotel Luna Mystica in Taos. Insta-stocking celebrities, outroverts, extraverts, and all the verts. Our fellas from The Blend are back to hang and celebrate Pride Month with us: The Squirrel Friends! We're talking: about Ash's chickens, Vegas Trips, burglaries at Target, and The Blend's Secret Menu. Wigs, and their new mini pancakes! Where do Chile's come from?! Weight loss, workout routines, and supplements they offer at The Blend to help you meet these goals. We have so much fun with our guys, come hang with the Squirrel Friends!
Origin Stories & Season 2
We're officially back with Season 2! We are not only in a new season but a new studio! Tell Abq has invited us to host our podcast on their platform! We will now be live every Monday at 12 Noon MST, if you download the Tell ABQ app, but not to fear you can still listen to us per the norm every Thursday also!
We're talking: Intros, Butterflies imploding, a man got swallowed by a whale, the witching hour, Ash has dead feet, and The Suicide Girls. Bek got a wig! Kardashians, and surprise surprise Bek is talking about The Bachelor again! (eye roll) Cruella, and the dark underbelly story that 101 Dalmatians is based on. Celebrity Crushes, clogging toilets, and Johnny Depp is cancelled! ;(((
Aliens are real & Addiction Recovery
We have made it to our 30th episode!! Do you believe in aliens?! Ash believes in them, and the Loch Ness Monster, and BigFoot. We're talking about Netflix's show Dirty John, and the drama that is Dynasty. Bek is promoting something very unexpected on her Instagram, and Ash almost died when she heard about it! Giant Bunnies, animal facts, and new baby chicks. Alllllllll the bases were covered, and we have our beautiful friend today on the pod - Nic, Nicole, Wigs, Wiggins- Meyers! Nic is the glue of our friend group, and is the reason Bek and Ash met. She is a Native New Mexican, a Wife to David Meyers, a Local Firefighter and previous guest of ours, and a Mother of 4. She also recently came home from rehab for an addiction to opiates. Nic is a fighter, and is currently 65 days clean. She is here to share her story, her breaking point and her journey in recovery. She has amazing advice for those struggling with addiction, and for those with loved ones struggling. She gives us an inside look at what it feels like to walk through and recover from addiction, and how important a healthy support system of family and friends is essential for recovery.
Cinderella The Kidney & The "Mass" - Debater
Bec got lost in Santa Fe! While she was there she got hit on, and she was wandering around in the dark! (omg!) She also got popped on by a pigeon!
Our friend Mo is back with the return of Mo's Make out Club and she has a love-life update! She is also here to share with us her Kidney Journey, and her recent transplant surgery. She's had a long battle with kidney disease and after a long wait she received news she had a donor match, and it was none other than her life long friend Janne. Janne is also here to share her side of the story, and the bond of sharing a kidney with Morgan. This is such a beautiful story of friendship, and how life-giving being an organ donor can bless not only the recipient, but your own life as well.
We're coming for you Yolanda & Kalen Ryden from New Mexico United
If you sang karaoke which artist does your voice most sound like? We sing our hearts out, and we need a new situation for recording each week - kids, dogs, air conditioners, it's mania. Asking for money for your business, and awkwardly lingering... Wedding photos, and not having wedding videos. Uhh Selena!!! (tears) Yolanda, we legitimately hate you. We discuss our opinions of Selena, and not coming to terms with the outcome. When did you first learn to write a check? Skin issues, and windy weather. Ash has never been to a New Mexico United Game, but this weekend will be her first! Not only are we going to the game, but we have none other than Kalen Ryden, a New Mexico United Player, and husband of our cutie friend, and previous guest Jade! Kalen talks about his soccer career, gives advice to kids wanting to pursue soccer as their profession, and about his hobbies, and passions including photography. He tells us how much he loves New Mexico culture, and if he's red, green, or Christmas...IYKYK. "Swiper no swiping!" His love of The Office, and he also surprises us with his favorite band.....here's a hint..."DIRTY POP!"
Heart Eyes for Zack Morris & The Mortician
IT'S GETTIN' HOT IN HERE we've got the AC runnin' We're talking Selena the Netflix Series, what we've loved so far and what we haven't. Comic-Con is back and Bek's never been. We're gonna go this summer and Ash is going to meet Zack Morris aka Mark-Paul Gosselaar aka Ash's future husband...sorry Shawn. Do you remember the Lawrence brothers?! Our guest today - YOU GUYS! She is so interesting! We have Angie aka @AgnisGore she is a Native New Mexican and an incredible gore and special effects makeup artist who also happens to be a Funeral Director. We ask her about her career: embalming bodies, being in the morgue and if she ever gets freaked out. During quarantine she picked up the hobby of doing incredible gore and special effects makeup. Her instagram account will creep you out and it's amazing the skills she's acquired! We are so curious about her schooling, and what it's like to work around dead bodies, if it is hard to emotionally detach, and seeing loss on a daily basis. Ash can't stop asking questions so we had finally cut her off. You don't wanna miss this interview, so freaking interesting guys! Oh AND! She has never seen 'My Girl' WHAT?! And she even almost swallowed glass while she was here! Wait ONE MORE question...
Hip Hop & Kata Baron
We are back with Episode 26! And we're talking: Selena The Netflix series- "anything for Selena's", plumbing drama, and Ash had a heart attack when she thought her chickens were eaten!! Listen to find out what happened!! How was your Mother's Day? Feathers were ruffled at soccer this weekend. Bek lets us in on the drama, and Ash gets pissed too. We head downtown to visit our new friend Kata at her beautiful loft. Kata is a celebrity Makeup Artist and owns, and manages her incredible rental properties here in Albuquerque. We pick her brain about makeup, her schooling, her properties, and her multiple businesses. Oh also! We fell in love with her cat Misha (heart eyes) We learned about the artistry of makeup, and how she manages it all. We are grateful to have met Kata, and loved our time with her!
Loud Noises & Pickles
We're back with our special Mother's Day Episode, excuse all of the noise from our thousand children and dogs in the background... but today we're talking about all of the most interesting things like the weather, and Ash super gluing her fingers. Also photography, boudoir pictures, and The Circle again! We've officially decided we are going to try out for the next season, and we need all of your support. Should we be ourselves or a Catfish?! Waitress probs, getting hangry, and Ash is gonna kill her dog for barking constantly. Mermaids are real, and so are centaurs, hair dilemmas, and puppy drama. Mother's Day gifts, The Kardashians, and Bek had a literal hit in run, with a full on confrontation! Holding onto trauma, and debating going to therapy to talk about it. We brought our oldest kids on the podcast, and it gets weird... also they spill the tea about all of our faults. Oh pickles, this one is awkward! Happy Mother's Day Mamas!
Beanie Babies & Squirrel Friends
Episode 24 is here and when do we go onto the next season of the podcast? is ginseng a flavor or an herb? Matt Cutshall here we are talking about you yet again... Mind Pump guys you're a close second! What is an illio solas?! Beanie Babies and how they are going to make us millionaires. Spoiler alert: we're talking about The Circle again! Power Rangers Unite! What should we commentate? Sumo wrestling, football, bob sledding?! What was YOUR first cell phone? We are back with favorite guys from The Blend Chris and Noah, with our latest segment "Squirrel Friends!" We're talking about our favorite Divas, Noah brought us gifts! Have you ever seen overalls?! Stories of Vegas, we learned what drag kings are! Bek is talking about the bachelor again, but no one is interested! *snap for that* Who we all have a crush on from Schitt's Creek, and we get real and talk about being a victim of Sexual Assault. We've also got a 2000's Girl quiz! If there was a song that played every time you entered a room what would it be? This was such a fun one you don't wanna miss it!
Think Like A Monk & Voltaire Hair!
In Episode 23 we're talking: Cheeto nail polish, Matte Lipstick, Matte black and Matt Cutshall we're still talking about you...... Fake Steve Madden's AND Crocs, sweaty, sloppy feet, take a trip down memory lane with us and talk about Real World Road Rules "The Challenge" AND we realize Karamo was originally on Real World! Also Ash has an undying love for Abe since '05 and the fire is still burning (heart eyes) Also we're both obsessed with JVN because he is the absolute best. Why can't we get over nostalgia?! Bathroom renovations, what do YOU do with hair balls in the shower? With boys there is pee everywhere! Puppy drama, reality TV, The Circle, analyzing your dreams, and lucid dreams. Bek talks about Jay Shetty's book 'Think Like a Monk' and he drops some major truth bombs that rocked our world. Tears were shed, heartfelt reflections were had, and we felt all of the feels. Why is it so hard to create something for yourself? If you had to choose 3 emojis to describe you which would you choose? Breathing techniques, and centering yourself. Bek was in a shopping cart hit in run, Ash can't remember what she wanted to talk about.... oh yea! It was Voltaire Hair!
Croissants & Wedding Cake
On episode 22 Sporty, Ginger, and Baby Spice are in the house and we're talking: home remodeling, kids and toothpaste, and Bek brought home her new puppy, Eliot! Vaccine recalls, dry mouth, Bachelor drama, and how our brain responds to things. Suppressing trauma, and how that effects you, having an MRI, and all of the acronyms: TVI, CNM, SOM, and AT&T. Our friend Ryan is here and she is an incredible cake designer from Honey y & Salt Cake Design! We talk about her business, and her experience in DC at Pastry school. We all planned to come dressed up as Spice Girls to record, and we touch on childhood memories, Gilmore Girls, Harry Potter, and The Baby Sitters Club. Her cakes are literal art, and we had such a blast hanging with her!
Puppies & The Fashion Blogger
On Episode 21...who would you cancel? Bek sells all of the raffle tickets, and we're talking butterflies, and caterpillar juice. Bek's family is getting a new puppy, Ash gets anxious thinking of dog fights, Bek was terrified at a Carmen concert lol. Which song did you butcher the lyrics to, and which song did you love when you were younger, and now realize was a dirty song? An update on Mo's upcoming surgery and the GoFundMe, Shaq does good deeds, and he does not like having his picture taken, The Rachel Hollis drama on the internet, and our friend Jade is here! Jade is a fashion blogger from Oklahoma! She is married to a New Mexico United player @k4len . They have moved a few times because of his career, and she shares with us some funny laws that Salt Lake City has. They recently experienced the loss of a miscarriage, and the hope they found through this, she also discusses the deconstruction of her Faith. This girl is a firecracker, and we had a blast talking 90's Nickelodeon shows and our mutual love of Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen!
To Pouf & To Pilfer
We have officially made it to episode 20! We both deserve participation trophies for this! We're talking: family trips, family emergencies, and Bek dyed her hair and Ash is very excited about it! Bek was stalked at the gym, being hit on, and The Holy Spirit watching our backs. Kids and technology use, mom guilt, and how do YOU pronounce "ramen?" Supposedly we're all witches if we have a freckle on our forearm, Bekah and her Buddha beads, and home decor with macaroni. @Mattcutshall we're still talking about you, can't stop won't stop am I right?! Adult slip-n-slides, 90's This or that game, and Polly Pocket was in fact the s*#%
Shrimp Tails & The Anchor Woman
Ripley's Believe it or not we're back with our 19th Episode! We are talking: if we had our own museum, bugs in your food, and the infamous shrimp tails in the Cinnamon Toast Crunch box, Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century, and a giant spiritual commune in Amorville, India. We LOVE Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Bek is fighting for female ants rights, and Ash is on a mission to one day have a pet bison and a bobcat. Bek was not allowed to watch Lambchop on PBS, and Ash remembers @benaffleck on The Voyage of the Mimi. This just in! Our guest is a local icon here in ABQ @danielletodescotv ! She is a local News Anchor, a mama and is the ultimate DIY'er. We ask Danielle about her career, and what it's like reporting the news- the good and the bad. She also has some hilarious stories and killed us with a few about some of her "foot fans." She is always on screen, and it was amazing to finally meet her in person.
Boys will be boys + The Hat Maker
This is our longest episode yet, and it is so worth the listen. Today we're talking about our pet peeves, boys will be boys and The Girl in The Basement. Movies that suck, Bek is boycotting the Bachelor, and DNA matching to find your one true love, A new version of Emo Tendencies, UNTIL THE DAY WE DIE @Mattcutshall we're your biggest fans. We are hanging with our good friend Jess! She is an incredible human who is a mama, a creative genius and owns her very own hat company @greycollectivehats! She has also experienced an unimaginable loss in this past year when her late husband passed away from brain cancer. Tristan and Jessi have a beautiful story that she carries the legacy on until this day through their three children. If you have experienced loss, or know someone who has, Jess has great advice on how to walk through this, and how to walk with those you love through it. She has some incredible life goals, including summiting every 14K mountain peak in Colorado, she has a beautiful story, and this is one you do not want to miss.
Who Run The World? & Chuck
We've made it to Episode 17!! And we had our first IG live while recording! We talked about: what age do you identify as? Simple Plan vs. Good Charlotte, and Ash had a mental breakdown. Bek is apparently from Jersey today! She also is attracted to Tim Burton, while Ash is attracted to Hulk Hogan, and we're both in love with Max from a Goofy Movie. Who is the most famous person that has followed you? Toxic Masculinity, and we have our first Internationally born guest! Charlotte-Charlie-Chuck-Charles Rose Marie! She is originally from the UK and shares her story with us about how she ended up here in New Mexico, her marriage ending in divorce, her faith and how this all defined who she is today. She is a singer / songwriter, and wrote her song "The One Who Saves" during some of the darkest times of her life. We discuss the differences between The US and The UK. Charlotte is a firecracker and we had a ton of fun hanging! This is a good one guys! Eee I know huh?
On Wednesday's We Craft & Getting Jumped
This week on the podcast we are talking about All That, stealing shopping carts, and Ash's caboodles dream has finally come true! Is it Smuckers or Smackers? We used hair mascara for our eyelashes, and washable markers for our hair, and kissing with your eyes open?! We both loved Steve Urkel's second identity - Stefan. Bek definitely has anxiety, and is trying to train her brain. Psych! Some people are more empathic than others, and that's ok! Is time going slower? Dr. Suess is cancelled, and our friend Ale is here to hang! She is a blogging, crafting Mama, who also has amazing stories about her living her life with scoliosis. We all try to "out emo" each other and have emo stories of emo-times past. She also at one time had a rivalry with Bek, punches were thrown in the mosh pit, and someone's forehead may or may not have been bitten at some point... #gonecrazy
Independent Women & Abercrombie & Fitch
We've made it to 15 episodes guys! And this week we're talking about: meditation, the 4 things that make you happy, visiting a strip club, how being helicopter moms is making our kids snowflakes, birth control from your pediatrician?! Also we've never been to a restaurant by ourselves, we play our new game "Finish the line" and almost pee our pants!
The Biggest Lies & Mutual Love
We're back with episode 14 and Ash has fallen down the stairs again! We're talking about the biggest lie your parents ever told you, our first embarrassing moments, Ash forgot what an apostrophe was, our love for JTT and Devon Sawa, YouTube stars and #freeBritney, blowing air into your Nintendo cartridge didn't do anything?! And we debut our first single 'Mutual Love!
A Side Part, Skinny Jeans & more than one Valentine
On this Valentines Edition in The Club we're talking: cannibalism, The Super Bowl Halftime show and the commercials, Ash hates the "P" word and is petitioning for us to change it. Mo is back with a special Valentines edition of "Mo's Makeout Club!" She tells us a few Valentine stories, and we talk about our Love Language, and ghosts of Valentines past, also Gen Z is dogging on us, so now Bek officially hates them!
Chi-Chi Rodriguez & Glitter
On Episode 12 we're talking: Loss, when Ash broke up with Shawn for a week, and Bek tried a new church. We determine which Spice Girl we identify as, the woman who stabbed her husband in Mexico, and freezing our fupas off?! Chris and Noah are here from The Blend and they teach us some "new lingo", tell us about the moment that changed the trajectory of their lives today, and we found out Noah is way prettier than we are! Get ready Chi-Chi Rodriguez this is a good one!!
Murder Documentaries & Toilet Paper
On Episode 11 we're talking: murder documentaries, pushing yourself out of your comfort zone, growing in our Faith, things we've learned from Jay Shetty, how much toilet paper is too much toilet paper? Old Wives tales, and Ash was born a princess?! Don't be all "pee-pee hearted" and listen!
Party in the USA & Nice Guys
We've made it to 10 episodes guys! We're talking: self care, middle school memories, Mo is back with Mo's Make Out Club- and she answers questions all the guys want to know. We talk about first kisses, peeing into a Snapple bottle, and Bekah's PTSD when The Thong Song comes on!
Fireman Meyers, empathy, and WHERE'S HELENA?!
On this very special episode, we have our great friend, local musician and AFD Fireman, David "Joe" Meyers! We talk magic tampons, Amanda Byne's eyebrows, marriage, David shares heartfelt and life-changing firemen stories, Bek's trying not to be a hoarder, and WHERE'S HELENA?!
Weightloss & The Ghost Girl
On episode 8 we're talking about how Bek lost 13 lbs in 6 weeks! Listen to the full episode to learn how she did it! We're talking resolutions, The Real Housewives, recognizing anxiety, prodigies, and about the little girl that haunted Ash's house!
Batman & The Grab n' go
Ending this dumpster fire of a year on a good note...we're talking white elephant sex toy gifts, New Year's Resolutions, Bek feels burdened to learn Spanish?! We share dating advice, and introduce our newest segment with our very special guest...Mo's Make Out Club!
Botox, Santa & Crystals
On this Christmas-Spirit-Filled episode we're talking: Ash's Botox experience, Bek's new found love of Crystals, loss of booty gains, and SANTA'S DEAD?!
Aaron Carter 4-ever
On this 5th episode we're talking: Aaron Carter, our love of boy bands, graphic design, photography, our insecurities, and we introduce our newest segment....TOP THAT!
Bek hates Home Alone?!
On episode 4 we're talking: The Kardashians, Botox, The Covid Vaccine, bad tattoos, were back with our Emo-Tendencies, and BEK HATES HOME ALONE?!
Meet the husbands
On this candid third episode, we are live with the husbands! We're talking marriage, aliens, new quarantine life-skills, dumping dates before the prom, and going to "pound town?!"
Bekah's Tin Tins
We're back with Episode 2! This week we're talking Chinese Medicine, Bekah's "Tin Tins," Thanksgiving meals, emo-tendencies, and Shawn was T-bagged in Lubbock?!
001 - Welcome To The Club
Welcome to Human Club, the completely inclusive club for all humans. Join Ash and Bek as they authentically chat all things that truly matter....to them, and laugh a little too much. Also including interviews with fellow humans, featuring stories in their lives that were points of impact that set the trajectory for who they are today.