Impolite Company
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Chris's album, "Adult Child of Child Parents" is available through Helium Records, and can be streamed or purchased wherever you listen to comedy.
Impolite CompanyApr 06, 2020
Chris Fixes Student Loans (And Insults Half of America, Probably) - Impolite Company 06152023
Impolite Company host, Chris Cyr, meant to talk about multiple subjects, but got carried away talking about how he'd fix the student loan crisis, while also talking about the idiotic notion of fairness that too many people in this country cling to as the support for every argument they have about why they're better than everyone else. This episode is probably sponsored, by Adderall whether they want to or not.
Our theme music is by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their music on Amazon and wherever else to you listen to good stuff.
Find out more info about Chris Cyr, including links to his album, at http://www.christophercyr.com
Interesting Links (That agree and disagree with Chris):
Joe Manchin Hates You Politico - Joe Manchin's Stand Against Cancelling Student Debt https://www.politico.com/news/2021/02/04/manchin-student-debt-cancel-466497
Elizabeth Warren Likes You But NYT Gotta NYT, AMIRITE? The New York Times - Elizabeth Warren Wants to Cancel Student Debt. Critics Wonder If That's the Right Solution https://www.nytimes.com/2021/02/05/business/elizabeth-warren-student-loans.html
This Bankruptcy Thing Is Bi Syracuse.com - Rep. John Katko Introduces Bipartisan Bill to Allow Student Loans To Be Discharged In Bankruptcy https://www.syracuse.com/politics/2021/03/rep-john-katko-introduces-bipartisan-bill-to-allow-student-loans-to-be-discharged-in-bankruptcy.html
Ol' "Schools Need Guns 'Cuz Bears" DeVos Thinks A Student Loan Is Forever Inside Higher Ed - DeVos Seeks to Restrict Loan Relief https://www.insidehighered.com/news/2018/12/19/devos-seeks-restrict-loan-relief
I'm Not The Only One Who Thinks Tax Exemption For All These Schools Is Sketch As Hell The Washington Post - Ron Wyden: Tax College Endowments to Help Students https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2020/10/20/ron-wyden-tax-college-endowments-help-students/
But Some People Just Love That Government Teat The Hill - GOP Rep: Don't Remove Nonprofit Status of Colleges https://thehill.com/homenews/house/320618-gop-rep-dont-remove-nonprofit-status-of-colleges
I'm Not Really A Bernie Fan Anymore, But It Feels Obligatory to Include Him The Wall Street Journal - Bernie Sanders: Abolish the Student-Loan Debt https://www.wsj.com/articles/bernie-sanders-abolish-the-student-loan-debt-11622755340
The Only Foxx You Should Care About Is Red Foxx U.S. News - Virginia Foxx: The Federal Student Loan Program Should Be Reformed, Not Eliminated https://www.usnews.com/opinion/articles/2017-02-27/virginia-foxx-the-federal-student-loan-program-should-be-reformed-not-eliminated
Llamar Alexander...Sigh...I Can't Even Think Of Anything Interesting To Say About Llamar Alexander, But Here's His Feelings (Empasis on the Word "Feelings") On Any Kind Of Qualifying Criteria U.S. Senate Committee on Health, Education, Labor & Pensions - Prepared Remarks of Senator Lamar Alexander (R-Tenn.) https://www.help.senate.gov/ranking/newsroom/press/alexander-continues-push-for-lower-college-costs
Actual Ketamine and Joe Biden - Impolite Company 05052023
In this episode of Impolite Company, Chris reacts to completely unsurprising new from the political world this week about Joe Biden. Amazon currently has more than 500 books on SLOT MACHINE STRATEGY available for digital download. Too much information about how slot machines work. Americans don't actually value hard work, they value striking it rich. We've failed the experiment of legal pot and it's evident in how we smell. ACTUAL Ketamine, delivered directly to your home. Ketamine!
Twenty Four Hours - Impolite Company 04032023
The Twenty Four hour culture is going extinct, and nowhere is that more evident than the drive through line of your local Taco Bell. The combination of COVID, the rise of the gig (scam) economy, and the Taco Bell's general terribleness as an employer, highlight the problems every late night business is facing. Chris offers a solution.
The Best of Impolite Company: War Pigs
As spring springs, host Chris Cyr is surprised to have to be talking about war. There probably won't be a massive nuclear launch. The Sopranos make for good analogies for talking about global politics. Chris proves he owns the CIA Fact Book for the current year. If there was an attack, who'd be left in America? The GOP would ruin the plot of the movie Red Dawn by throwing a parade for the Russian invaders. Josh Hawley is still terrible and out of touch. Fat rich kids are more confident than you'd think. Do they still make mouse pads?
The Best of Impolite Company: Bone and Cone
We are a culture full of morons who buy exploding Teslas, refuse lifesaving vaccines, think eating a Kit Kat the "wrong way" is a punchable offense, and refuse to zipper merge because someone else might get somewhere 10 seconds before us. Also, Chris bought a new car and reflects on how it is impossible for car dealers to make that transaction simple.
It's a lot of exposition disguised as plot on the latest episode of Impolite Company!
Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists!
The Best of Impolite Company: Cinnamon Toast Shrimp and the Tyranny of Facebook Memories
Why are you letting Zuckerberg attack your psyche each morning by pelting you with memories of the past year? Isn't there a rule against a band playing Pearl Jam's "Black" at a paid gig? Should potential editors of magazines really be held liable for things they Tweeted in high school? And can you even comprehend the spiritual and emotional depths of the existential crisis created when America's greatest comfort food can't be trusted?
Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company!
Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.
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The Best of Impolite Company: A Caveman Incel Sucking a Goat Boob
In this episode of Impolite Company, Chris compares CPAC to way better conventions he's attended. Apparently, the CPAC costumes are way worse. He wonders if Reagan and Rush Limbaugh are burning in Hell together. Also, an explanation for how drinking milk ever became a thing.
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Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists!
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The Best of Impolite Company: You Don’t Smash A Lot Of Guitars In Adult Contemporary
The pandemic continues, but that doesn't stop a significant part of the internet from being outraged by Phoebe Bridgers' appearance on SNL. Impolite host, Chris Cyr, wonders what those people would do if they saw someone bite the head off of a bat? The cowardice of a former president to not show up for a battle he doesn't even have the chance of losing. Should we have had Super Bowl commercials? And, why do people only pay it forward in the line of Starbucks and not in more useful places?
Have fun with the latest edition of Impolite Company!
Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists!
The Best of Impolite Company: Oops! That'd Be Authoritarianism!
On this Impolite Company, in the course of talking about the crazy blonde congresswoman who thinks Pizzagate was real, Chris wonders if there's a way for society to objectively identify people too stupid to be allowed to have opinions, and then allow the state to intercede and make all decisions for that objectively stupid person. You know. Basically fascism. Also, Butch Bowers, attorney at law and muscle car salesman.
Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists!
The Best of Impolite Company: What Do People Even Talk About These Days
On the agenda are American politics and the failed right wing insurrection. He wonders why conservatives of different stripes will hug each other tightly regardless of how much they disagree, whereas liberals and progressives will re-enact the fight scene from Michal Jackson's "Beat It" video over the slightest difference. Hallmark donated $11,000 to Josh Hawley's election campaign. And, people who started relationships and moved in together before the pandemic hit might be the true heroes of 2020.
As always, a million other topics on tens of other tangents. Happy new year, it's Impolite Company.
Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - A Roman Wilderness of Pain
Chris is alone in his hotel in Vegas. Which he admits, feels weird. He's there competing in the World Series of Comedy (He did not win.) He also just doesn't get Vegas. Maybe people who love Vegas should just try harder to not be boring at home? There's some talk of a time machine. Chris describes the crowd reaction at the show, flying in coach, and how nice airports are overall.
Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their albums, "From Which I Came," and their newest release "Where I'm At" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform. Support independent artists!
Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - Unwearied Still, Lover by Lover Paddle in the Cold
Mollie Amburgey joins host Chris Cyr on Impolite Company for this episode's edition of "Who's Effing?". But first, a sketch about hunting a mythical creature we keep hearing about on CNN.
Keep up with Mollie through her podcast, "Casually Mollie" available wherever you get your podcasts.
Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.
Enjoy this episode of Impolite Company
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - The Shrunk Earth Shall Shudder By
A quick update on some local shows in the St. Louis area. Host, Chris Cyr, wonders if political debates are even worth the time. And, St. Louis comic, Justin Luke, joins us for "Who's Effing?" with an interview recorded back in May.
Our theme song was written and produced by Lyfestile and Kenautis Smith. Check out their album, "From Which I Came" on Spotify, Apple Music, or every other platform.
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - Between the Conception and the Creation
From our series of interviews recorded during quarantine, St. Louis comic, Kate Barton is the guest during our new favorite segment, "Who's Fucking?" Chris and Kate talk about cucumber sandwiches, spittle, and elevators. During the intro, Chris gives some advice on how to score free stuff from a hospital.
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days Of Pestilence - Mad Eyed From Stating The Obvious
Chris interviews Ellen Doyle, a traveling comic who's sheltering in Pennsylvania. The two discuss everything from dating apps, to the best review Ellen's ever received from an audience member. Also, CSI: Madea. Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company.
The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - The Broken Jaw Of Our Lost Kingdoms
It's one of those ranty kind of nights where Chris watched too much CNN. The target of his ire? Armed protesters in Michigan and elsewhere, the militia guarding an angry barber, pickup driving rednecks who murdered a man, and a rampaging herd of 200 goats.
Enjoy this new episode of Impolite Company. Or don't. We're not cops.
The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - I Hold With Those Who Favor Fire
The Best of Impolite Company: Money Laundering and Blood Alley
In this episode of Impolite Company from March 19, 2019, Chris gives step by step money laundering instructions for your pot dispensary, since banks are reluctant to open accounts for your new business. The real purpose of the puzzles boxes from Hellraiser is way dirtier than you thought. Patchouli should go away. And what's up with Blood Alley? March of 2019
The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - Coffins Stood Round Like Open Presses
From the stasis of quarantine, Chris Cyr gives you the top 10 ways you can prove yourself useful to future aliens who happen to thaw you out in hopes of learning something about the human race. Also, buy a shop vac.
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - Terror In A Handful Of Dust
#QuarantineLife continues as Chris mourns the loss of a staple of our existence, says good riddance to a terrible food vending method, and lets you know that it's perfectly okay to not learn a new skill right now.
The Best of Impolite Company: The McDonald's Lady
Enjoy this classic Impolite episode where Chris wonders why the woman at McDonald's quit mid-order. Listeners give some of their worst work experiences.
The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - Slouching Towards Bethlehem
We're homing in on the right settings for this home podcasting thing during quarantine. Hopefully the days of studio casting will be upon us before too long.
Chris talks about working from home, some weird conspiracy, and then tells another of his favorite "longest jokes(?) ever!"
The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - Look Upon My Works and Despair
Kenny Rogers is dead. That's not cool. Chris recalls some inappropriate childhood moments, along with some sweet moments involving "The Gambler." Who bought all of the Nintendo Switches? St. Louis locks down at 6:00 p.m. on Monday 3/23/2020.
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The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence - Ring Around The Rosies
The semi-quarantine continues as Chris talks about praying to both Prince and Les Paul, why old people love him, and licking people with face masks? We don't know. He just talks and weird stuff comes out. If you know, then you know.
The Best of Impolite Company: Days of Pestilence
The day the world shut down, Chris Cyr returns to the Impolite Company microphone, recording from the dining room table as he, and the rest of America, have been told to stay indoors and self isolate in order to not bring about an apocalypse. The sound you hear in the background might be the refrigerator, or it might be the hooves of the fourth horseman running down Route 66.
Also, a discussion of ninja smoke bombs.
The Best of Impolite Company: New Year's Summer Day
The Best of Impolite Company: L'il Wu Tang Clan
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The Best of Impolite Company: Hugh Jackman's Claws Are Real
Impolite Company is here to remind you, #NoGodsNoMasters
The Best of Impolite Company: Your Mom's Really Into Sepultura
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The Best of Impolite Company: No One Is Ready
It's #NoGodsNoMastersNoChurches on today's Impolite Company!
The Best of Impolite Company: Bird Wars
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The Best of Impolite Company: Singing in the Reign of Blood
The hour went by really fast. That's Impolite Company for you.
The Best of Impolite Company: The Bustelo Missile Crisis
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The Best of Impolite Company: So I Bought A Hand Pie
The Best of Impolite Company: Boycott Fish Fries
The Best of Impolite Company: You Have To Turn The Box On
Chris Cyr informs you on today's Impolite Company!
The Best of Impolite Company: Tweeting From the End of the World
Get on Twitter and Get Ready for Today's Impolite Company!
The Best of Impolite Company: John Wayne and Dick Pics
It's a full menu from Impolite Company!
The Best of Impolite Company: Valentine's Day Massacre
The Best of Impolite Company: Process Improvement for Cannibals
It's a weird episode of Impolite Company!
The Best of Impolite Company: I Was Basically Oliver Twist
It's a deep dive on today's Impolite Company.
The Best of Impolite Company: Secrets, Lies, and Oprah
Strap one on for today's Impolite Company!
The Best of Impolite Company: Saturday Mornings Were Better In The 80s
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The Best of Impolite Company: The Art of the Deal
The Best of Impolite Company: Cheeseburger in Paradise
A veritable buffet of American exceptionalism was bestowed upon the Clemson Tigers yesterday. Let's talk about it. Also, it snowed in St. Louis. Need lawn furniture?
The Best of Impolite Company: The Plural of Moose is Moose
The Best of Impolite Company: Till the Wheels Fall Off
Also, he's not even allowed to commit murder. So, relax.
The Best of Impolite Company: Space Birthdays Are Going To Be Sad
The Best of Impolite Company: June 21 is the New January 1
We swear it all ties together, maybe. Enjoy today's Impolite Company!