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We are back to talk about our favourites from this year's Glasgow event before Mercer joins us for a deep dive into Scream VI. Warning contains spoilers

The team are back with our results episode. Expect film crossovers, one we just can't let go and Mercer to ruin 'As above, so below'. Enjoy!

....and we are back. Thank you for your EXTREME patience. Join us as we talk out favourite extreme horror. Warning contains extreme bickering. Enjoy!

Happy new year, true to form we're late but we're here with our best of 2022. Gasp, cheer and rage as we reveal our top 10. Enjoy!

The team are back to chat about the delights from this year's Soho Horror Film Festival. Expect bullseye impressions, obscene monsters, region wide slander and practically no synopsis (our bad). Enjoy!

We join our friends Soho horror festival and Nightmare on fierce street and Daniel Montgomery to talk slasher sequels. Expect a rough start as we press record too late, and be warned that this episode does contain Jack Black. Enjoy!

The team is back with our Celluloid Screams review.  We run through our top 3 picks of the festival and talk shorts, secret films and Ghostwatch. Expect hypocritical slams, hot grey priests and death by karaoke.  Enjoy!

The team are back with a new investigation. What do drug smuggling, 'you are what you eat' and abject confusion have in common? Nothing but they're all in this episode. Enjoy!

Freshly rested after FrightFest, the team are here to discuss their best of the fest. Expect film title shock, how to watch film 101 and ridiculous positivity. Enjoy!

The team are back with another PSI. Mercer has issues with one story, Faye with another....and Chris is just enjoying people getting eaten. Have fun!

The team are back with our results show. Hear us create new monster movies, talk incels on a ledge and throw out a challenge to the world. Enjoy!

We are back! Nothing says fun summer times quite like one of our bleakest episodes yet. Grab an ice cream and enjoy!

A Jackal, Jackal? It's a Jackal! It looks like a Jackal. Enjoy!

We are back with our results show. Hear us break into song....again, and the 1* reviews cover poor spelling, lifelong Del Toro hate and the dangers of kids with semis. Enjoy!

We are back chatting about creepy kids. Want to find out who hasn't heard of The Ramones? Is dead inside? Thinks their choice influenced a film released a year earlier? Of course you do. Enjoy!

The team are back to discuss Share Or Die. Expect rogue APK files, 'scary' filters, bad handymen, Mercer singing, and we create the feel good hit of the summer. Enjoy! (Warning contains spoilers)

We are back with our latest results episode. Expect to hear Pot Noodle class war, apt sex tape titles and we bus a special guest in from Royston Vasey. Enjoy!

We are back to talk Inside No.9 You'll have to listen to find out all the twists and turns of this latest episode. We wouldn't want to spoil it. Enjoy! Warning - Episode contains heavy spoilers

The team are back house hunting on the latest PSI. Look around with us as we talk 'alt' ghosts, infuriating jigsaws and we get more confused than that time we watched 'Broil' Enjoy!

The team are back with our latest results episode. Join us as we talk instructional hats, sexy sharks, listener coups and go all Blazin' Squad on our 1* reviews. Enjoy!

We are back with our 100th episode as we try to defend the indefensible. Hear about weird sex songs, poor ghost enunciation and find out who's the plunger and who's the toilet. Enjoy!

The team are back to review the Glasgow leg of Frightfest. We may or may not have written this podcast depending on your reaction to it. Enjoy!

The team are back getting all erotic and swept. Join us as we talk ghosts, candle making, clerical errors, birds and no sexiness whatsoever. Enjoy

The team are back with our results episode. Join us as we chat tropical birds, landscaping, Betty from Corrie and rimming. Enjoy!

It's time to get hot and sweaty as we headbang into our favourite Metal horrors. We chat bodily fluids, bizarre behaviour and blatant hypocrisy. See you in the pit!

Join the team as we chat about terrifying furniture and dull pasta. Wildly speculate about 'Nope' and try to keep Kate Nash in work. Enjoy!

The team are back with our results episode. Join us as we meet Herner Werzog, threaten unusual punishment on our listeners and generally forget what we're doing. Enjoy!

We are back with our favourite Serial Killers. Along the way, we talk dirty sketches, dirty flats, dirty sausages and even redefine the meaning of dirty. We're all off for a shower now. Enjoy!

This week we deep dive into Scream 5 and the whole Scream universe. Our lips are sealed here but expect HEAVY spoilers in this episode. 'Yeah, you're going to love this one. It's a scream, baby'

It's the results episode for best Christmas horror. Along the way, Faye masters time travel, Chris goes snap poll crazy and Mercer finally ends a results episode happy. Enjoy!

Here's a late christmas present as we join Soho horror film festival for our new live show. It's time for festive horror seconds as we chat bad vets, bad midwifery, bad Santa's and William Shatner. Enjoy!

We are back with our review of Soho film festival. Expect the first game of 'Whale or waffle', every inside no9 anecdote....in the world, math prodigies and find out which angry listener sucker punched one of our hosts. Enjoy!

We are back with another investigation! What sound does a meteor make? What does alien TripAdvisor look like? Who are Mercer's special friends and when will it all end? Hello Antoine...hello Jean-Paul. Enjoy!

It's our latest results episode. Join us as we ask what's the safest days for driving instructors? Can you know too much about celluloid? Plus we play the inaugural and only game of what's on Mercer's head?

We are back with our favourite Halloween set horrors. Expect business as usual as we get sidetracked by filth, one of us switches support mid episode, and we are not sure if a choice even qualifies. Enjoy!

...and we are back with our Celluloid Screams review show. Expect tales of snoring, boozing, snoozing, and some reviewing. Also tips on how to look after your Willie and we create the new smash hit 'Hoffseason' Enjoy!

The team are back for another investigation. Who has party custard creams? Where is the smallest police force? What is with the hip lingo? Will Mercer get through the episode. Join us and find out!

The team are back with the results episode. Join us as we find out who is peeing in the hallway, Chris demands to see your work and what is Mercer doing with his other hand? Enjoy

The team are back with their latest episode. Join us as we find out what scene made a whole horror crowd squeal. Try to remember what George Newborn's name is and Faye finally talks about US (the film that is) Enjoy!

The team are back for another investigation. What other things are like roller coasters? Is the world ready for a DMV movie? Can memory fit on a floppy disk and how bad is the hospital disciplinary board. Find out here!

The team are back with a bumper results episode. Chris imagines the worst chippy ever, Faye doesn't know or care what you did last summer, 2 of us forget we saw one of the most anticipated films of the year, time loses all meaning and we give our top 5 from FrightFest. Enjoy!

The team are back to talk about their favourite 'revenge' horrors. It may be a packed episode but there's still time for alternative genitalia names, pitching the next great Scorsese film and finding out which of them looks like a deceased vegetable. Enjoy! Please be aware that this episode does contain discussion around issues that some of our listeners may find distressing

The team are back for another investigation and asking the tough questions. Why can't Melissa Joan Hart swear? Is there a stereotype this film won't use? Where did Daniel Baldwin go, and that ending; really? Enjoy

The team are back with their results episode. Expect raging over IMDB usage, beatnik poetry and Noel Edmonds. Blobby!

The team are back with our favourite childhood horrors. Expect talk of ornamental Guess Who, the first case of 'bread rage' and no jokes about 'glory holes'....ok, just one. Enjoy!

The team are back asking the important questions. Why do vampires keep dairy? What's the deadliest green stuff? Who is that? Why are they doing that? What's going on, and why are we watching this? Enjoy

The team are back with the latest results show. Hear Mercer hit his word count as he tries to turn the show into his own library, Faye getting inordinately mad over beverages and Chris talking hot sex. Enjoy!

The team are back with our favourite nature horrors. Expect talk of sociopathic medics, Mayan health and safety, the quickest reversal of a film choice ever and Chris' rough guide to Northampton.

The team are back with case file #abigailhaunting from Kelly Schwarze and asking the big questions. Do ghosts ever get names wrong? Why does Brian get so much time off? Why the big folder, and where will Hollyoaks be filmed next?

The team are back with their latest results show. Expect bad accents, and The Fresh Prince of Bel Air / The Wicker Man crossover you didn't know you needed.

The team are back to talk about their favourite Australian horror. Expect talk of new currencies, stage fright, bad hiding spaces and how water pistols can stop armageddon.

The team are joined by Si of SelectMatchPod to chat Armed Response for #primesceneinvestigation. What are Chris' triggers? What is going on with Seth's trousers? Why are cycling proficiency tests important and just what is going on? Find out!

The team are back with the folk horror results show. Expect Canadian timeshares, genital mutilation, a Mercer malfunction and bad Chris O'Dowd impersonations. Enjoy!

The team are back with our favourite folk horrors. Expect talk of Swedish bakers, big choppers and Jeremy Beadle. Folk-ing hell.

The team investigate Cannibals and Carpet Fitters from James Bushe. Who is in the international karaoke hall of fame? Which farm animals are sexy? Who has never heard the word fugly? Join us to find out

The team are back with our results episode. Expect talk of zombie kinks, odd fish paste, waking up next to Adam Sandler, and royalty graces our 1* reviews. Enjoy!

Hello team, I want to play a game. There are currently 7 sequels to @Lionsgate Saw. Use @whoelsebutmitch and @scoutthehorizon to pick your favourite and discuss but include references to betamax and changingrooms. Choose quickly or be left with Jigsaw!

It's episode one of PSI as we give a thorough probing to 2011's the task and ask the tough questions. What is the scariest discharge... prison appropriate footwear...? is that map for...? and where the hell is that accent from?

The team are back with the latest results episode. Expect talk of erotic dinosaurs, Hobnobs, Mercer insulting Scotland's most famous scouser and an exciting new announcement. Enjoy

New ep alert! The team are back live at @SohoHorrorFest for #shockdownsaturdays to talk favourite 'medical' horrors. Expect to hear about hooker splash zones, bad facial hair, 90% of a movie defended and Jo Frost.

The team are back with the latest results episode. Expect talk of shedding spiders, crying over fictional creatures, the birth of a whole new revenge genre and we welcome our 'biggest' star for 1* reviews (turn your volume down) Enjoy!

The team are joined by Mitch Harrod from Soho Horror Film Festival to discuss our favourite animal horrors. Expect disease renaming, arachnid group therapy, the start of the feline suffragette movement and we discover the source of all evil. Enjoy

New ep alert! A packed results episode awaits as the team create a new cartoon superhero franchise, bemoan the costs of books, talk mislabelled films, invite someone from the streets for 1* reviews and seem to be sponsored by lindsay lohan. Enjoy!

The team are back to discuss our favourite possession horrors. Expect 'shower beers', napping, Mercer's make up tips and demonic shopping habits plus the obligatory US reference.

The team are back with our results episode. Join us as we talk drug fever, reviewer stalking, Jamie Spears as inaminate objects and the best zoom background since that lawyer got stuck as a cat. Enjoy!

The team join Mitch Harrod and Soho horror festival for our first ever live show to discuss our favourite road horror. Along the way we meet Uncle Stabface, offer Sherri Moon career advice and find out which of us has been overstretched.

This week finds the team in nostalgic mood as they discuss the good and bad of modern cinemas. Find out who refuses to be quiet, even when asleep. Whose dancing prompted refund demands and who was left traumatised by care bears. Outro music by Taking Back Sunday available via Craft Records

The team are back with their latest results show. Expect talk of Swedish 'dicks', being James Blunt sick and Hollywood megastars vs pieces of....well you get the idea.

The team are back to sink their teeth into the best cannibal horrors. Along the way we talk cheeky fingers, faux Italian packages, West end dreams and which of the team save a fortune in wax. Enjoy! Outro music from Sweeney Todd - The motion picture soundtrack from Nonesuch Records, Inc

The team are back with their latest results show. Expect inferno shaming, personal 'gorno' and cake positivity. Enjoy. Outro music by

The team are back for their first full episode of the year. Join us as we break out our best Toby-isms, Tyler Labine impersonations and find a new director to make slightly worried. Enjoy! Outro music by Sorcha Richardson from Swim Out Records

More behind the curve than a Tory government, the team are here to discuss the latest instalment of Sohome. Expect bad Italian accents, non diverse penis representation issues and our take on THAT segment.

Ho ho ho....what do we have in our sack for you. It's our results episode. Join us as we talk excessive poultry, we give a classic carol a new spin and we find out the danger of discovering plot holes.

The team are back to discuss their favourite winter horrors. Join us as we talk flirty wolves, irritating carolers, inept policeman and dangerous games of peek-a-boo.

The team are back with our results show. Join us as we celebrate a whole world of firsts. Our 1st birthday, 1st guest 1* intro, 1st draw and a review of our 1* reviewer that has to be heard to be believed.

New ep alert! We are joined by @scoutthehorizon of @SohoHorrorFest to talk our favourite Werewolves. How Jenny Agutter went from 'railed' to 'nailed', difficult blood stains, alternative superglue usage and elaborate games of mousetrap. Enjoy

The team are back with our latest results episode. Find out Chris' relaxation techniques, Mercer attempts to launch dignitas for cats and Faye will absolutely not rant about the Nightmare on Elm Street remake. Enjoy!

After their own recent brush with the paranormal, the team are as terrified as Famke Janssen at a fan signing! That won't stop Chris swooning over Ryan Reynolds, Mercer's ending induced rage or Faye's non stop twilight zone references as they tackle their favourite remakes.

The team are back to reveal the results of the most important vote of the year and without a cheesy Wotsit in sight. We also meet alter ego 'dumpster puppy' and find out which MP BFF Mercer should have.

The team track down their favourite found footage film. Along the way Chris assembles Scotland's newest boy band, we find Mercer's ideal getaway, faye talks drop kicking cast members and we meet our new favourite puppet. Enjoy

The team are back with their review of Celluloid Screams. Along the way they still find time to create the next big sitcom 'Cop-Dog', Bemoan the lack of horticulture in horror and chat about the future of festivals.

The team are back for our latest results show. Along the way we celebrate a birthday, try to help someone woo Tarantino and a 1* review leaves Mercer speechless.

The team are back to vamp things up. Expect talk of free advertising, bizarre accents, inappropriate ring tones and the boys fantasising about becoming Mr George Clooney.

New ep alert!! The team are back to talk their favourite films from @sheffhorrorfest @SohoHorrorFest and @FrightFest. Find out which film broke Mercer and Faye, which of the team is close to a restraining order, and who is our favourite drunk dinosaur? Enjoy

Fresh from their excitement at obtaining celluloid screams passes, the team bring you our results episode. Expect a Mercer rant, a tenable audition and our 1* review theme gets miserable. Enjoy!

The team are joined by Andy Mitton to discuss our favourite psychological horror. Expect talk of lovable psychopaths, sex music, mind fucking and why you should never trust a decanter.

The team are here to talk all things Frightfest digital. Expect Mercer crying, obscure Simpson's references and a film the team liked less than 'The astronauts wife'. Unbelievable, we know. We are also delighted to be joined by Ryan Kruger to discuss 'Fried Barry' Enjoy!

The team are back with our results episode. Expect talk of unusual withdrawal techniques, obscene limerick requests and our 1* reviews get grungy. Enjoy!

The team are back to discuss best horror sequels. Along the way we discuss poor detective work, create a brand new tv show and reminisce about the time we met Jennifer Rubin. Feel free to complain this episode is not as good as the original ;)

The team are back for our results episode. Be warned that this episode contains a whole heap of doll fingering, pink eye catching, spaffing goodness. Plus the best hip hop performance since Marky Mark. Enjoy

The team are back to talk killer dolls. Join us as we discuss spontaneous human explosion, how we have in no way been affected by horror movies, and whatever happened to Katherine Heigl?

The team return with our slightly delayed results episode. Expect CGI alligators, terrifying real life hauntings and our '1* reviews' jingle goes pop.

The team are back to talk best anthologies. Expect mentions of Joan Collin's dildo, badly dubbed dogs and shedding werewolves.

The team are back with our latest results show. Expect talk of Michael Hutchence and excessive use of the term 'snowballing'. Also an operatic masterclass but you may want to turn the volume down around 12 minutes in.

The team are back to talk all things creepy, crawly and "bitey" Expect talk of phallic monsters, tight holes and Michael Burke. We also welcome director Tom Botchii to talk vindictive rats and his latest film "Artik"

The team discuss their favourite LGBTQIA horror and are joined by Mitch to discuss Soho horror festival's pride edition. Along the way, we talk unsavoury glory holes, fear of attachments and how Tiffany Shepis should not be afraid of Mercer.

The team are back with their body horror results show. Expect Ill co-hosts, banjos and more accusations of vote rigging and misinformation than a US election.

The team take a deep breath and wade through bodily fluids to bring you their best 'body' horrors. Expect centipede placement arguments, insect rom-coms and possible opinions on Pol Pot. Come on in, the ooze is lovely.

A change from the usual format this week as the team discuss some first time views and their favourite black content. https://secure.actblue.com/donate/bail_funds_george_floyd

You thought we were done with it but dragging its way back into your feed is our zombie results show. Expect Freudian slips, zombie puns, far too much acapella and Chris' search for the other person who liked 'Life after Beth'

Decaying, deadly and with an insatiable need to feed....but that's enough about Chris. This week the gang talk all things undead. Expect graveyard nudity, Aubrey Plaza-ry and the chat to get a bit heavy but there's a dick gag to even that out. Take care of each other.

The team have hosed themselves down after the blood and guts of our best slasher episode to bring you our results show. Along the way, we find a must have fashion accessory. We talk disappointing offspring and the death metal scene will never be the same again.

Blood, guts and full frontal nudity but that's enough about our zoom meetings as the team are back to discuss their favourite slashers. We hack through sex in bushes, erotic socks and find out which of the team would harass a grieving child. Come join us....just ignore the mess.

All 3 of the team are back for our witches results show. Who knew it would only take a global pandemic for Mercer to turn up for one of these? Listen as we Mariah up our 1* reviews, someone shows their hidden beat boxing talent and we show our love for Sohome festival.

We're back 'witches'. Did you miss us? Joined this week by guest host Mitch Harrod from Soho film festival, we talk New York property prices, dog food and which of our choices gave Chris a headache. As a bonus treat, we also discuss all things Sohome related, well I'll be a son of a 'witch'

Cabin fever sets in as the team and text guest @watchfiresmitch from @StrongViolentPC bring their horror pick me ups. Be amazed by Tyler Labine impressions. Be aghast by how one of us accidentally insulted Taika Waititi. Most of all, look after yourselves.

Joined by Soho Horror Festival programmer Mitch Harrod, 2/3 of the spitgrades team find themselves in the land of haggis and irn bru to discuss the Scottish leg of Frightfest.

With Mercer missing, presumed abducted it falls to Chris and Faye to present the best 'Alien' horror results show. Will Faye be sweet on the new 'candyman' trailer? Will Chris calm down after his 1* review and will anybody show any love for The Astronaut's wife?

The very best extra terrestrial horrors find their way onto the team's radar this week. Expect chat about disappointing rubber, space sleepwear and far too much use of the word 'bangin'. Oh and a film choice so controversial, it threatens to rip the spitgrades family apart. The truth is in here! Link to L’arrivo di Faye https://youtu.be/c8N976UcxPo

WoOoOo WoOoOo 2/3 of the spitgrades team have stopped shaking long enough to present our 'haunting' results show. With Mercer last seen bolting to Scotland, presumed scared. Chris and Faye talk accurate 1* reviews, Frightfest and more.

The spitgrades team are back and things are getting 'spooky'. Come join us as we talk 90's fads, the problem with Michah (not that one) and we find a glitch in the matrix! As promised here is a link to the brilliant "Kolchak - The Night Stalker" https://youtu.be/mpn4WboU660

The team are back for the viral results show. Be amazed by Mercer's geographical knowledge! Gasp at Faye's cheese accusation and can someone please check on Chris! Bring the purell, wont you?

Paranoia and suspicious coughs abound as the spitgrades gang tackle their favourite viral horror. Expect talk of suspicious accents, what diseases hot-tubs can't cure and why you shouldn't let a 7 year old walk up the stairs....because it will take the contagious. As promised here is the link for the excellent 'In Sound, We Live Forever' Written and Directed by the talented Joshua Giuliano.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LxQj4PI4kl4

2/3 of the spitgrades gang are here to present the results for best home invasion. Why is Faye turning into a meme? Can Chris make dinosaur names sexy? and where the hell is Mercer? Come join us and find out, won't you?

Knock knock....kicking in the doors of your podcast play list, the gang are here to talk their favourite home invasion. Join us as Faye gets over dramatic, Mercer eloquently sums up AJ Bowen's career and Chris asks, why can't a home invasion be fun?

We're back to give you one last Christmas present. It's our festive results extravaganza. Did Faye manage to 'reign - deer' Mercer's lead back in or will Mercer 'sleigh' the competition and why has Chris disappeared with a step ladder and the tinsel when the decorations went up months ago?

Ho Ho Ho... Christmas may be over but the gang are here to discuss their favourite festive horrors. Along the way Faye talks "bob" theory, Chris' 7am music taste is revealed and what the hell is Mercer's obsession with sex dolls??

We presented them, discussed their merits, put them to the public vote and NOW it is time to announce which film got the overall best grade.  Which will be the star film? Who will hang their head in shame as bottom of the class?  Here it is, the moment you have all been waiting for........RESULTS DAY!  Be warned this episode will contain bad language.  Music provided by Anchor. 

In our first full episode we decided to give you an insight to our overall favourite horror films and argue the case for why our choice is the best. We each marked the films out of 100 based on 4 areas, Story, Acting, Cinematography and Soundtrack (be warned these marking categories may be quite loose). The final score will be calculated once you, the listener vote for your favourite of the 3.  The films being Represented:  Chris - Poltergeist (1982) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0084516/?ref_=tt_urv Faye - Carrie (1976) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0074285/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 Mercer - The Haunting (1963) https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0057129/?ref_=nv_sr_srsg_7 All Music used provided by Anchor.FM

Hi Everyone.  In this Episode we give a quick introduction to ourselves, the concept of the show and what films will face the first face off.  Please be warned this episode will contain bad language and spoilers.  Enjoy and please feel free to provide feedback.  The Electric Possums Team!