The Joe Marler Show Growers Feed
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About Mortuaries: What happens to our bodies when we die?
Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686
This week we meet Lee, who is an APT in a mortuary. There are some very serious parts to this episode, as well as some very funny parts, all of which delve into the inspiring work that Lee and his team do. What are the strangest things he has ever found in a dead body? How exactly do post-mortems work? How does he cope with some of the horrific things he sees? You'll find out.
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JMS Classic: About Astronauts
Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686
Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This time, Joe and Tom meet Tim Peake and ask him everything they've ever wanted to know about astronauts.
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Things People Did, with Joel Dommett: Riding cows, being a security guard, and shooting a sex scene with Sienna Miller
This is another episode of 'Things People Did', a new format where we're going to speak to comedians about the jobs they used to do before they became famous! We have a big time guest today who is on more TV shows than he can count... sometimes at the same time, it's Joel Dommett! However, before he found success, he did a stint at virgin megastore as a makeshift security guard, worked in his dad's cheese shop and tried his luck as an actor, where he once had to film a sex scene with Sienna Miller. We also talk about the Masked Singer, I'm A Celeb and put together a bonkers CV for Joel to take home.
We will be recording episodes of Things People Did at The Clapham Grand every month next year, come along and get involved! Ticket's only £15 here: : https://linktr.ee/jmstickets
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About Feet: Fetishes, fungus and 30 year old 'ram's horn' toenails
Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686
Warning, this episode may make you heave if you're not into disgusting stuff. Amber is a foot health specialist, who spends her days dealing with ingrowing toenails, bunions and verrucas. She also once dealt with some toenails that hadn't been cut in 30 years... As well as the gross stuff, we rate Joe and Tom's feet, and debate how much money Joe could get for pictures of his on OnlyFans. Might as well give it a go?
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JMS Classic: About Psychopaths
Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686
Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This time, Joe and Tom meet Dr Mark Freestone and ask him everything they've ever wanted to know about psychopaths.
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About Ecologists: Bat detectors, counting newts and protecting the environment
Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on 16th January for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686
Our guest this week is Gav, he's an ecologist, and he has spent most of his career smelling otter poo, counting newts and conducting bat surveys. In this episode, we learn why that is such important work, and about how we can all do simple things to help protect the environment around us. We also learn that Joe has a talent for identifying insects just by the sound they make underground...who knew?
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JMS Classic: About Historians
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Every week we bring you an old episode, back from when we had no listeners. This time, Joe and Tom meet Dan Snow who knows everything about everything. It's one of our favourite episodes and covers Roman emperors, King Wladyslaw, Tutankhamun’s underpants and Henry VIII.
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About Joe Wilkinson: Bouncy castles, toy shops and a lifeguard that can't swim
Come and see us at The Clapham Grand on January 16th for our next live show! Ticket's only £15 here: https://link.dice.fm/C09cda047686
We're live at The Clapham Grand this week, and we've got something exciting up our sleeve. This is the first episode of 'Things People Did', a new format where we're going to speak to comedians and celebrities about the weird and wonderful jobs they used to do before they became famous. The best part is, we're going to be doing this every month live at The Clapham Grand in front of an audience, and you're invited to come and join in! We're kicking things off with a belter... it's Joe Wilkinson! Before he was a comedian, podcaster and actor, it turns out he used to blow up bouncy castles (but never tethered them), he used to work in a calendar factory, a toy shop and as a lifeguard... even though he can't swim. It's bonkers and hilarious in equal measure, as you'd expect.
To listen to Joe Wilkinson's Podcast, 'Chatabix', click here: https://podfollow.com/1560965008
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About The Rugby World Cup: Swimming pool antics, Faf de Klerk and the greatest header of all time
Joe has returned from The Rugby World Cup in France, so he's here to tell Tom, and the rest of us, about all of the big moments...
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About Germs: Could a virus wipe out humanity?
Some of the facts you will hear in this episode about germs will likely blow your mind. You may not even understand it all... we're not sure Joe did. But what we can tell you is that there is talk of zombie ants, the amount of bacteria on a nightclub carpet, viruses and if they could wipe out humanity, and a study on Belgian faeces which is quite frankly, ridiculous.
Dr Jonathan Kennedy is our expert this week, and you can buy his book 'Pathogenesis' here: https://www.waterstones.com/book/pathogenesis/jonathan-kennedy//9781911709053
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About Masseuses: Awkward patients, inflicting pain and working with Lance Armstrong
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What do you do when a patient farts? Do you secretly enjoy inflicting pain? Has anyone ever fallen asleep on the table mid massage? These are some of the questions Joe wanted to ask our guest today, who is a masseuse. Emma has treated thousand of patients over the years including multiple high profile athletes, and our very own Tom Fordyce. She tells us everything we've ever wanted to know about giving massages, and she also shares her incredible story from previously working with Lance Armstrong.
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About Whisky: How to become an expert
We're cracking open the Whisky in this episode (literally)... or is it spelled Whiskey? Well apparently that depends where it's made. Turns out we don't no much about whisky, so we brought in an expert to teach us all about it. Joe also drinks some of the samples way too quickly, so this one could go anywhere. Enjoy.
Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331
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About Cleaners: All the secret hacks you need to sort your house out
What is the cleaning product that sorts out pretty much any stain? Is there an etiquette when snooping through people's wardrobes? Which is undisputedly the best hoover brand? We discuss all these important questions this week with our guest Natalie, who is a professional cleaner. There is also a controversial debate on how to correctly stack a dishwasher, and a very funny story involving some knickers being found in a church.
Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331
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About Lifeboat Volunteers: Father and daughter saving lives for the RNLI
We have not one, but two guests on the show this week! John and Lily are father and daughter, who both selflessly give up their lives to volunteer for the RNLI. They are constantly on call to answer their pagers (yes, they still exist in 2023), suit up and head out to sea to rescue people on lifeboats... sometimes mid-roast dinner, which comes with its own roast potato related dilemmas. They rescue people from place crashes, sinking yachts and many other dangerous situations. The passion they have for lifeboats is infectious, and the passion John has for crocs footwear is something else entirely...
Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331
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About Geowizard: The adventurer who crossed Wales in a straight line
Our guest today is a YouTuber who goes by the name Geowizard. His actual name is Tom, and he is very similar to our Tom, except that he is even better at geography, he lives a life of crazy adventures and he is one of the best in the world at the game 'Geoguessr'. He tells us about the time he nearly died in a peat bog, how he got arrested in Scotland during lockdown, and how he has successfully crossed Wales in a straight line on his fourth attempt... yes, that is as bonkers as it sounds. This one will inspire you to get more adventurous, enjoy.
To subscribe to Geowizard's Youtube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/@GeoWizard
To follow him on Instagram, click here: https://www.instagram.com/geowizardofficial/
Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331
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About Traffic Wardens: Britain’s most hated profession, and the nicest man we’ve ever met
“I don’t like it, I love it” - those are the words of Edward, who we now love. He’s here to tell us why parking tickets is a billion pound industry, about the horrendous abuse he gets every day, the emotions of getting booked and why it’s always easier to just pay. Joe reveals he gets four parking tickets every month, and Tom declares our guest to be one of the most inspirational on earth.
Come and see our next live show (with Joe Wilkinson): https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331
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About Competitive Eaters: Meet the female UK no.1 who holds 28 Guinness World Records
What is the record for the fastest time to eat a Terry's chocolate orange? The most hotdogs swallowed in one minute? The fastest time to eat three pickled eggs? You're about to find out, because our guest this week is Leah Shutkever, who is the UK's no.1 female competitive eater, and she holds these records and many many more. In this episode, Joe attempts to break her chocolate orange record, and tries to set a new world record for the most Valencia Ice Lollies eaten in one minute. There is also a great story about a watercress festival.
To follow Leah on Instagram, click here: https://www.instagram.com/shutkeverofficial/?hl=en
For her Youtube channel, click here: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC0dlQ2xYj2kw7BiE1HAygLw
Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331
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About Mayors: Andy Burnham on Greater Manchester, expensive trains, and 'the' Joy Division
What does a mayor actually do apart from wear medallions and cut ribbons? Well, when we were in Manchester for the tour, we met up with Andy Burnham, the mayor of Greater Manchester, and it turns out he doesn't actually do either of those things. In this episode, we discuss how to make changes in a city, why it costs more to get the train to Manchester from London than to fly, and what Joe would do as the mayor of Heathfield. There is also a lot of music chat, and Joe offends Andy by calling one of Manchesters most iconic bands 'the Joy Division'.
Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331
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Summer Best Bits: Part Two
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In this episode, you'll hear some more of our favourite moments from the year so far. As ever, we're answering some of the hard hitting questions, like what Boris Johnson is like in real life? What does the term 'smurfing' mean on construction sites? What are the different love languages? How do you inseminate a cow? And why can't you take ice cubes through airport security? If you enjoy this episode, why not share some of the best moments with your friends and grow the show? You know you want to...
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Summer Best Bits: Part One
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Whilst Joe is away with England preparing for the World Cup, we thought it would be a great time to have a look at back at some of the best bits from the year so far. Where else would you get to listen to chat about parallel parking, digging up skeletons, the coronation of King Charles III and the etiquette of defecating in a Pringle pot all in one place? While you're at it, why not share some of the best moments with your friends and grow the show? You know you want to...
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About Miners: The most dangerous workplace on earth?
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Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to podcast we go. Our guest today is Joe Cage (Miner Joe), who is an expert when it comes to digging up limestone and other minerals. In this episode we learn the difference between a mine and a quarry, why the mining industry is so important and dangerous in equal measure, and Joe Marler (Major Joe) has his mind blown by the size of the diggers they use. There is also a lot of chat about explosions, shafts and a guy named 'Baggo'.
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About Neuroscientists: How our brains work
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Fascinated by the brain? This is the episode for you. Dr Ryan is here, not a medical doctor, to tell us what the brain is up to, how you can protect yours and he goes on a tangent about whether flies can handle alcohol.
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About Retirement Homes: Seniors and their sex lives
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In this episode, Joe and Tom go inside the care system with Catherine who’s travelled all the way from Canada to see us. They talk scandals, bingo, relationships and how difficult it is to work at a retirement hone. There are funny bits, there are sad bits and there are bits that make us worry about getting older.
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About Recruitment: How to perfect your CV and nail a job interview
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What do you know about recruitment? Probably more than Joe, who struggles with the concept of someone who's job it is to get other people jobs. Our guest this week tells us all about what you should and shouldn't include in a CV, how commission actually works, and that you shouldn't do a remote interview from a public toilet cubicle. There is also some excellent chat about fonts and eye contact etiquette.
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About Football Hooligans: Stories of violence, racism and gang culture in the eighties
A polite warning that it is quite a gritty episode this week, and there is also some uncomfortable language throughout. This week our guest is Riaz Khan, who is a university lecturer, author, and former football hooligan. He shares his fascinating story of being a member of Leicester's 'Baby Squad throughout the eighties, which includes graphic descriptions of violence, memories of racial abuse he experienced and how fashion played a part in gang culture. We also discuss the glamorisation of football hooliganism in the films, and how Riaz looks back at his time in the firm now.
Come and see us in Clapham on November 1st? Tickets for our next live show are on sale now: https://link.dice.fm/B708c6703331
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About Theatre Critics: A must-listen smash hit of an episode
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In this episode, Joe and Tom break a leg with professional theatre critic David Benedict. They ask him about his favourite biro, whether he’s ever had faeces smeared in his face and the time he went to review a Harvey Weinstein production in Leicester. Twice.
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About Butchers: How the meat industry works
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Can you spatchcock that chicken for me? Joe and Tom talk to Dom the butcher about chewy fat, walk-in fridges, sharp knives, dealing with blood, crocodiles, trotter chopping and why you can’t have a large tomahawk steak in a small London flat. Shout out Meat Ipswich too.
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About Sex Trafficking: Ex-detective shares dark stories of kidnap, pimps and rescue operations
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A gentle warning that this is one of our darker episodes, and contains some troubling subjects. We are joined this week by Nina Hobson, who is an ex-detective, bodyguard and who now runs a counter sex trafficking organisation. She tells us about how the sex trafficking industry works, about some of the horrific cases of kidnap and violence she has encountered, and the situations she has been in involving pimps, and other members of organised crime groups.
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About Cosmetic Surgeons: Butt-lifts, botox and lip filler horror stories
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In this episode, Joe and Tom speak to Dr Tijion Esho about a day in the life of a cosmetic surgeon, and why you shouldn’t be getting lip filler from the toilets of a petrol station. They also talk botox, colonic irrigations, hair transplants, butt-lifts, boob jobs, whether Prince Andrew can sweat and how to age gracefully.
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About Disasters: Responding to terror attacks, flooding and pandemics
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This week, our guest is Professor Lucy Easthope, who is the UK’s leading expert in disaster planning and recovery. She is also now one of our favourite ever guests! Lucy has advised on some of the world’s most high profile disasters and tragedies, including chemical spillages, volcanoes, fires, floods, terror attacks, the 2004 tsunami, 7/7 attacks, Grenfell Tower Covid 19 pandemic... and now she is on The Joe Marler Show, a disaster of sorts itself. Get your emergency bag packed and strap in for this episode, it’s a good one.
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About Chocolatiers: Meet the real life Willy Wonka
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This week, Joe and Tom meet 'Choccy' Joe, who is basically the real life Willy Wonka. He brings with him a chocolate box like no other, and non-choccy Joe basically eats all of them. In this episode, we learn how chocolate is made, which chocolate best for you, and that a new secret 'ruby' chocolate exists. There is also talk of a giant chocolate elephant and how white chocolate might not actually be chocolate.
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About Social Media: How to stop being addicted to your phone
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Our guest this week is Adam, who runs a secret social media business for celebrities, and basically knows everything there is to know about social media. He terrifies Joe and Tom by telling them about how algorithms work, and why we all spend hours every day scrolling on our phones without actually taking anything meaningful into our brains. On a more chirpy note, he used to create passwords for Tony Blair and run Fat Boy Slim's twitter account.
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About Construction Workers: Stories from a building site
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In this episode, Joe and Tom speak to Michelle about life as a construction worker. She’ll tell you about smurfing, dumper trucks and what happens when you put a building in the wrong place. There’s a chat about landfill, cranes, Joe gets a gift, Tom doesn’t, and we break down builder stereotypes.
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About Bristol: Cider Tim and a Well Hung Lover
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This is it. The Joe Marler Show live tour has come to an end, and what a ride it has been. Our final stop is Bristol, a city which has produced many a famous individual, including comedian Russell Howard, writer Stephen Merchant, Hollywood actor Cary Grant and... Darth Vader? Joe, Tom and Ryan have a lovely time exploring this beautiful city, enjoying a cider along the way and visiting an original Banksy... who we now would like to get on the podcast if anyone knows who he actually is?
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About DJs: Jordan North on how to be a radio presenter, meeting Brad Pitt and surviving I'm a Celeb
You are listening to Radio Marler, where Joe and Tom are joined by a very special guest, Jordan North! He tells us about his journey from Kit Kat Radio to prime time radio 1, the time he tried to chat to Brad Pitt about corned beef hash and the secrets about how the jungle actually works. Plus, we take a deep dive into the difference between 'dinner' and 'tea', and we find out what Ant and Dec are like in real life.
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About Airport Security: What are the strangest items found in passenger's bags?
There are two types of passengers at airport security. Those who come prepared with their liquids in bags, and no strange items in their cabin luggage, and those who don't. Which one is Joe? You can probably guess. He meets his match in today's episode, with our guest Charlotte, who is a manager at Manchester Airport Security! She tells us about the strangest items she has ever found in people's bags, the biggest bug bares when people don't pick up their trays and reason you can't bring a tub of butter on a flight with you. She also takes absolutely none of Joe's attitude, which is always fun.
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About Manchester: Home of the Ice Lolly Olympics
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Joe, Tom and Ryan are exploring Manchester this week, a city renowned for its vibrant music scene, its passionate football culture... and a statue of Mahatma Gandhi? This episode features a man called Martin in a record shop, an intense ice lolly race, and a wedding invite to a place called 'Tinder Hall'.
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About The Coronation: Everything you need to know about the crowning of King Charles III
We have a very special episode for you this week, as we bring you an essential guide to the coronation of King Charles III. We are joined in the studio by royal correspondent, Emily Nash, who can answer all of our important questions such as how much will it all cost? What will he and Camilla arrive in? Who makes the invite list? And will King Charles wear a GoPro on his head as he is anointed?
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About Birmingham: The Fresh Prince of Bull-Air
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We’re in Birmingham! Before heading to the live show, Joe, Tom and Ryan visit some of Birmingham’s top landmarks and recreate an iconic photo outside an All Bar One. Plus there’s some highlights from our Birmingham show, including a juicy story about an ex and a rap from listener Molly.
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About Politicians: What are Raab, Johnson, Truss and Rees-Mogg really like?
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In this episode, Joe and Tom are joined by Jess Phillips, Labour MP for Birmingham Yardley. She’ll tell you what it’s really like inside the Houses of Parliament and she gives her brutal assessment of Dominic Raab, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss and many more. We could have talked to Jess all day, and we hope she comes back for a second part.
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About Glasgow: Life on tour begins
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Joe, Tom and Ryan are in Glasgow for the first leg of their UK-wide tour. They learn about their host city, eat battered mars bars and learn about the airport from taxi driver Gordon. Plus there’s a review of their first live show as listeners go home happy from the Glee Club.
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About Driving Instructors: Road rage, bad habits and the worst ways to fail a test
How many of us would fail our driving test if we had to retake it today? Most of us, probably. Luckily, we are joined by Aman this week, who is a driving instructor, and can tell us everything we need to know about driving better. Joe and Tom talk to her about the worst types of student, the most stupid ways to fail your test and 'aggressive vs passive' drivers. Joe also devises a ridiculous way to make parallel parking a lot easier...
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The Show Growing Committee: Retirement homes, Michelle Obama and professional panda fluffers
The monthly 'Show Growing Committee' returns, as chairman Joe Marler receives a progress report from his team about how the podcast world domination is going. Tom has updates from some of our listeners regarding their show growing efforts, as well as some handy voice notes up his sleeve containing useful guest ideas. Ryan still hasn't had any luck with Barry from Eastenders, but has high hopes to book Michelle Obama, Greta Thumberg or a builder called Robbie on the show.
The Show Growing Committee will meet once a month to discuss updates from the listeners. To get in contact with any ideas, or to tell us how you have been growing the show, simply email joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk or drop us a message on social media.
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About Jockeys: How to pick a winner at The Grand National
This week is Grand National week, the biggest event in horse racing! We are joined in the studio by Tom Scudamore, AKA 'Racing Tom' who has competed at the highest level, and can tell us everything we need to know about being a jockey. He shares with us his ludicrous list of injuries and tells us all about the sacrifices you have to make as a jockey by basically never eating. Joe also asks all the important questions, like how horses are named, which is the best horse ever and how to pick a winner at The Grand National.
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About Police: Making the force a more neurodiverse place
Our guest today is Marcus, who is a police officer in the Hertfordshire Constabulary. He currently works as a neighbourhood officer, which means his job can vary from discovering drug dens, to listening to people complain about their fences. Marcus also was diagnosed with autism within the last year, and he speaks very openly about how this effects and enhances his role as a policeman, and how he would like to make the police force more near diverse. Joe and Tom also put some tougher questions to him about the recent controversies that have been reported within the Metropolitan Police force. Oh, and Joe manages to handcuff himself of course...
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About Cows: Cattle hoof trimming, the most fascinating job you've never heard of
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This week we are joined by Neil, who is a professional cattle hoof trimmer! Neil spends his days essentially giving cows pedicures, and caring for their hooves... yes, this may be our most niche episode ever. You will hear some chat about how cows have different personalities, a debate about if Joe could outrun a cow, and a fascinating (albeit, slightly graphic) deep dive into how cattle breeding works. There is also a section with Joe on all fours, pretending to be a cow, obviously.
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About Supermarket Managers: Shoplifters, checkout races and fights in the reduced aisle
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Our guest this week is Nick, who was a supermarket manager for 21 years before recently getting out of the 'game'! Joe and Tom ask him everything you'd expect, including how often do shoplifters get caught? How does the reduced section work? And can you get sacked for being too slow on the checkouts? Nick also tells us about the time a customer shouted at him and accused him of hiding chicken.
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About Removal Men: From lifting grand pianos to clearing the UK's most disgusting houses
Our guest this week is Chris, who is a removal man from Hull and someone who can identify how much something weighs just by looking at it. They talk about disgusting houses, weird things you find in people's attics and the best way to dismantle a pool table. There is also a revelation that the ‘PIVOT’ sofa in friends would actually have been really easy to get up the stairs.
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About Etiquette: The correct behaviour for every social situation
This week, our honoured guest in the studio is the delightful William Hanson, who is an etiquette coach and possibly the only person who can teach Joe Marler how to improve his manners.... or try at least. In this episode you will hear conversation regarding 'pet-iquette', how to deliver a proper handshake, and what to do if someone opens a bag of smelly food on the train. There is also some very unsavoury chat involving faeces and a Pringles tube.
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The Inaugural Show Growing Committee
Order, order! Welcome to the first official meeting of The Show Growing Committee, consisting of chairman Joe Marler, co-host Tom Fordyce and producer Ryan. This is a brand new monthly feature, where the team will plot their route to greatness. There is but one goal - make The Joe Marler Show the biggest podcast in the world!
So where to begin? Well, the answer is with YOU. The aim of this committee is to give power to the listeners and to take The Joe Marler Show to new heights. How? By sharing your show growing efforts, by applying to be on the show and by spreading the word about this podcast.
Together, we can #GrowTheShow
The Show Growing Committee will meet once a month to discuss updates from the listeners. To tell us how you have been growing the show, simply email joe@crowdnetwork.co.uk or drop us a message on social media.
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