Austin Powers Minute

In this minute, Woody Harrelson everybody!, vaccinations, and the beginning to the Jerry Springer followup we all needed.

Guest: Doug from Rocky Minute 

In this minute, where is Dr. Evil now? and a whole lot of penis jokes. 

Guest: Doug from Rocky Minute 

In this minute, we are gross people, sports break where we learn about international sports, and party down. 

Guest: Doug from Rocky Minute 

In this minute, he hasn't seen his willie but he can still use it, fart noises, and more mythbusting judo with Doug. 

Guest: Doug from Rocky Minute 

In this minute, Fat Bastard is the dead sexy delivery person we all need, he says some very not nice things, then reflects on some inner demons. 

Guest: Doug from Rocky Minute 

In this minute, reference goes over my head as usual, we can't go 55, and a sweet moment. 

Guest: Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery

In this minute, flying mojo, which Austin goes with Felicity, and this minute self destructs. 

Guest: Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery

In this minute, finger guns, creating a chart of different time Austins, and threesomes. 

Guest: Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery

In this minute, all about time from stalling for it to what you would do if you could time travel.

Guest: Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery

In this minute, one pump chump lasers, voice changers, and MORE time travel.

Guest: Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery

In this minute, Austin shoots with his eyes closed again, "laser", and brisk scampering. 

Guests: Doug from Rocky Minute and Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery

In this minute, what magazine subscriptions would the characters have, in space print media isn't dead, and Doug and Dave get a costume change. 

Guests: Doug from Rocky Minute and Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery

In this minute, spitting is disgusting, Mini Me has a tactical advantage, and Dr. Evil must not enjoy pooping. 

Guest: Doug from Rocky Minute and Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery

In this minute, Dave fucks up with financial choices, how to fight with glasses on, and we are doing knee inspections. 

Guests: Doug from Rocky Minute and Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery

In this minute, the swinger has landed, moonwalking is just walking slowly, and we talk through the logistics of living on the moon. 

Guests: Doug from Rocky Minute and Dave from 5 Minutes of Mystery

In this minute, ejaculation is worse than fuck, the ocean will kill us all, and I fail at trivia. 

Guest: Jonathan Howell of Minute Impossible 

In this minute, Dr. Evil was the first on the moon, I don't want Star Wars, and clones v. robots.

Guest: Jonathan Howell of Minute Impossible

In this minute, more James Bond discussion including problematic faves, the power of Christ compels you, and Jonathan has a fear of flying. 
Guest: Jonathan Howell of Minute Impossible 

In this minute, char you listening?, SPACECAMP, and Odin the wrench. 

Guest: Jonathan Howell of Minute Impossible 

In this minute, apologetic headstones, melting flesh, and what we would do around naked breasts. 

Guest: Jonathan Howell of Minute Impossible 

In this minute, penis jokes continue, the logistics behind shagged Fat Bastard, and Willy Nelson everybody!

Guest: Pete the Retailer of Star Wars Minute, ABCDevo, Alphabeatical, and NerdGeekDork

In this minute, subliminal penis, favorite penis joke scene in this minute, and 2 balls. 

Guest: Pete the Retailer of Star Wars Minute, ABCDevo, AlphaBeatical, and NerdGeekDork

In this minute, we are launching to the moon base, Frau is the best counter, and what would you have in your briefcase for a moon launch?

Guest: Pete the Retailer of Star Wars Minute, ABCDevo, Alphabeatical, and NerdGeekDork

In this minute, 30 years of being an evil doctor are not enough, sweet goodbye cards, and there are no seasonal allergies on the moon.

Guest: Pete the Retailer of Star Wars Minute

In this minute, the truth finally comes out, Scott is actually the superior evil, and the mojo is going to the moon. 

Guest: Pete the Retailer of Star Wars Minute 

In this minute, gong shows v. other talent shows, I learn what descrete math is, and a special section dedicated to Groundhog Day. 

Guests: Dave Pallas of 5 Minutes of Mystery and Sean German of Groundhog Minute and 5 Minutes of Mime

In this minute, Dave is a dweeb, further evidence that Sean's goal is Evil Overlord, and I've never seen Austin read. 

Guests: Dave Pallas of 5 Minutes of Mystery and Sean German of Groundhog Minute 

In this minute, we're changing ecosystems and history, Dave can predict my sneezes, and the Steve Jobs of evil.

Guests: Dave Pallas of 5 Minutes of Mystery and Sean German of Groundhog Minute 

In this minute, overpacking for peeing your pants, finding the penises in everything, and evil overlord list. 

Guests: Dave Pallas of 5 Minutes of Mystery and Sean German of Groundhog Minute 

In this minute, where did Mini Me get this skunk, one hit pipe, and binocular murder.

Guests: Dave Pallas of 5 Minutes of Mystery and Sean German of Groundhog Minute 

In this minute, camel toe v. moose knuckle, wet almost naked Austin Powers, and Dr. Evil covering What If God Was One of Us. 

Guest: Thomas Howeth of The Neverending Minute and Critstorm Cast

In this minute, one finger salute, the mongoose or the snake, and the ocean exists to pants people. 

Guest: Thomas Howeth of The Neverending Minute and Critstorm Cast

In this minute, Thomas gets alien transmissions from Karen of Mean Girls, the Situation room, and I speak rap lyrics.

Guest: Thomas Howeth of The Neverending Minute and Critstorm Cast

In this minute, fake laughs, Scott shows his love through brutal honesty, and big boy voices. 

Guest: Thomas Howeth of The Neverending Minute and Critstorm Cast

In this minute, creepy oompa loompa vibes, Rob Lowe aka fashion icon, and video phone conspiracies. 

Guest: Thomas Howeth of The Neverending Minute and Critstorm Cast

In this minute, its all about instincts, Felicity is a bad friend, and don't mess with Mini Me's cookies. 

Guest: Mark Ybarra of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute 

In this minute, favorite toilets, Mark loves battering rams, and many safety violations.

Guest: Mark Ybarra of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute 

In this minute, a friendly PSA about erectile disfunction, communication is key, and were the 60s really about free love?

Guest: Mark Ybarra of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute 

In this minute, Mark's past bully trauma, the face of disappointment, and a little fashion corner. 

Guest: Mark Ybarra of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute

In this minute, everyone gets a tiny German lesson, ozone layers are sensitive, and everybody Wang Chung tonight.

Guest: Mark Ybarra of DC Cinematic Minute and Tarantino Minute 

In this minute, Fat Bastard's smorgasbord, eating babies, and Felicity's chances of getting pinkeye. 

Guest: Doug Greenberg of The Rocky Minute 

In this minute, sad driving, looking at yourself naked in the mirror, and at least things couldn't get any worse. 

Guest: Doug Greenberg of The Rocky Minute 

In this minute, how many times have you locked yourself in a bathroom to avoid someone, butt plug homing device, and does Fat Bastard need a rascal? 

Guest: Doug Greenberg of The Rocky Minute

In this minute, some of them are lube, world's worst way to clean up oil, and Austin misses his chance. 

Guest: Doug Greenberg of The Rocky Minute

In this minute, we love you, pediatrician waiting room toys, and the triple tap. 

Guest: Doug Greenberg of The Rocky Minute 

In this minute, embarrassing confessions, all Dads love Mini-Me, and Dr. Evil is just a typical dad. 

Guest: Harper Harris of The Thing Minute (harperwharris.com)

In this minute, one sexy dress, water cooler talk, and knock off snacks.

Guest: Harper Harris of The Thing Minute (harperwharris.com)

In this minute, rockstar drummers, don't dance like Austin, ever, and the world's happiest man. 

Guest: Harper Harris of The Thing Minute (harperwharris.com)

In this minute, everyone should own the Austin Powers DVDs, Burt is back and he brought a friend. 

Guest: Harper Harris of The Thing Minute (harperwharris.com)

In this minute, hippy activities, Shrek again, and the changing of the guard is dangerous. 

Guest: Harper Harris of The Thing Minute (harperwharris.com)