The KC and JonJon Show

KC & JonJon dispense advice to a needy guest, impart some long-held watch collecting philosophies, and look forward to a trilogy of anticipation, joy and depression.

KC & JonJon fawn over the US Navy Fighter Weapons School: Maverick, bash the British, and go so far off topic that they barely find their way back.

The Duo emerge from hiding after a month away from the limelight, KC disgusts JonJon with his desire for a quartz GMT, and JonJon talks about his new Volkswagen Beetle that he may or may not have purchased.

JonJon describes his gruesome dream, KC plugs a rival podcast, and the duo discuss their earliest use of swear words, before finally remembering that this is a podcast about watches and pivoting to the latest Omega releases.

KC and JonJon introduce a questionable new weekly segment of the week, find themselves siding with Hodinkee, and invent a new scale to measure laziness.

KC & JonJon reluctantly assume the role of gatekeepers, enthusiastically celebrate the Chinese Lunar New Year, and raise awareness for leprosy.

KC and JonJon reunite for the first time this year, commit blasphemy against Credor, and have surprise visitors literally dropping by.

KC & JonJon discuss their philosophies for watch box organisation, JonJon describes his escape from the covid hell that is Australia, and they run out of witty titles for episodes.

Nice.

Some people say that wrappers don't have feelings. We have feelings. Some people say that we are not wrappers. That hurts our feelings. Hurts our feelings when you say we're not wrappers. Some people say that wrappers are invincible. We're vincible. What you are about to hear are true stories. Real experiences. Autobiographical wraps.

KC and JonJon reveal the potential mystery buyer of the $6.5 million Patek Philippe Tiffanautilus/Nauttiffany, introduce the world's most ridiculously named watch, and JonJon rediscovers his Aussie roots.

KC & JonJon once again provide consumer advice on discounted final final edition light blue coloured Royal Oak homages, KC dispenses advice on the number of backup Bavarian automobiles required for a convoy, and JonJon loses his nasal virginity.

KC and JonJon don armour and call out perverts in the watch community, call out a response to a Perezcope call out, and introduce a brand new contraceptive to the watch industry.

KC and JonJon display their (lack of) knowledge in basketball, KC airs his grievances about the term 'standard gold Rolex', and JonJon proves his professionalism by watching football whilst recording.

KC and JonJon examine how Bremont redefined the in-house movement, KC thanks daddy Marshall for being present at his incredibly important event, and JonJon protests the problematic proliferation of poor Penang museums.

KC & JonJon (and Denise) go on a magnificent road trip, promptly forget which episode they're recording, and struggle to understand the Tudor Pelagos FXD.

KC and JonJon hypothesise nightmare watch-related scenarios, express surprise that the Ford Transit isn't the most terrifying vehicle, and inadvertently solve the climate crisis.

KC and JonJon discuss investing in watches (but not in the way you might know it), express disappointment in not being invited to a Nodus event, and JonJon reveals the MASSIVE secret behind the podcast's (lack of) success.

KC and JonJon gets serious about Malaysian cuisine, discuss cultural appropriation, and JonJon reminisces about a kleptomaniac ex.

KC and JonJon discuss their ambitious ambitions to become YouTubers, appeal to a fellow Malaysian comedian to appear on the podcast, and provide ample proof that Korean fruits are better than Western fruits.

KC and JonJon finally run out of topics to discuss, KC talks about his box of watch boxes, and JonJon feels nostalgic about a time when KC was nice to him.

KC & JonJon bemoan the advent of phygital events, JonJon may or may not have identified his next dream watch, and KC KCauses a KClattering.

KC & JonJon go through a list of famous watches in movies, the difference between product placement and natural selection, and JonJon pulls out an impression that he's been hiding up his ass.

The Canadians continue their hostile takeover of the podcast with Matt (aka @teenage.grandpa) leading the charge, KC and JonJon counter by taking over Matt's "Refining Time" series, and civility resumes after some heavy metal guttural screams.

KC and JonJon weigh in on the controversy surrounding Ming and their eponymous owner, requests not only for a sponsorship, but for a customer service position at Ming, and JonJon expresses how lonely his mouth is.

KC and JonJon wax lyrical about themselves, disparage most of their listeners and guests, JonJon rediscovers alcohol toxicity, and the duo announce a very special giveaway.

KC and JonJon discuss their favourite Only Watch 2021 releases, announce their new sponsorship/funding model, and JonJon explains his voluntary celibacy.

KC and JonJon improve their French with an actual Frenchman, Marshall uses a thousand words instead of a picture, and Emmanuel explains how he went from weaponsmithing to watchmaking.

KC and JonJon raise awareness for something close to their hearts: breast cancer, invite a self-invited guest, and pay homage to their daddies.

KC and JonJon discuss how their tastes have changed over time, announce the democratic election of JonJon as an asshole, and narrow down Horological Dicktionary's identity to just 3 possibilities.

KC and JonJon does Vacheron Constantin an educate on watch design, get on their knees and plead for sponsorship from Horological Dicktionary, and explain why they are the best podcast in the world.

KC and JonJon discuss a disastrous watch release with a Frend(y), the gang deliberates the exorbitant prices of various things, and everyone considers a moral dilemma.

KC and JonJon celebrate World Whisky Day with a fellow alcohol enthusiast, the hostile Canadian takeover nears completion, and JonJon gets emotional about the "soul" and "passion" of Alfa Romeos.

KC & JonJon have their very first recurring guest, who in turn drags his own guest along, discuss the intricacies of watch design with an actual qualified designer, and explain how things only look bigger to others.

KC & JonJon discuss hypercapitalism and the (non-existent) limit of human greed, share listeners' opinions on the (non-existent) new Rolex releases, and motorcycle noises make an exciting return.

KC, JonJon and RJ belatedly discuss Rolex’s new releases, RJ recounts his (mis)adventures through the vineyard, KC talks innovation in testicular tourbillons, and JonJon's drunk friends replace the customary vehicular noises with their screaming.

KC and JonJon go through the more interesting releases of Watches and Wonders, KC pronounces Hermès correctly, and JonJon gets a massive erection.

KC and JonJon realise that they are better when they're together, create a new word, and encourage their listeners to buy.

JonJon and the Matick pretend to be journalists thanks to Marshall's connections, Vincent becomes obsessed with the colour black, and KC goes international with his shamelessness.

KC and JonJon discuss alternatives to mainstream watch choices, attempt to not throw a Frend under the bus, and KC has an out of the world experience.

KC and JonJon introduce a new weekly segment of the week, discuss their favourite straps and strapmakers, and denounce KC's strap whoring and JonJon's strap hoarding.

KC and JonJon celebrate International Women's Day with a vastly overqualified guest, get in over their heads with the issue of equality in the watch industry, and clamour to join Carole Forestier-Kasapi's workshop.

KC expounds upon his knowledge of the history of time telling, JonJon loses track of time, and in the first time in history, KC and JonJon have no actual breaking news to cover.

KC and JonJon celebrate Singles Awareness Day by having an independent watchmaker on as a guest, discuss how many hands (or lack thereof) are involved in handmade watches, and compare birch forests to bamboo forests.

KC and JonJon share some watchmakers from countries that aren't known for watchmaking, introduce Chinese folklore to their listeners, and butcher Gaelic.

KC & JonJon deliver breaking news in the presence of an actual watch journalist, indulge in daddy Marshall’s desire to acquire Japanese independents, and move one step closer to being acquired by LVMH.

KC and JonJon stay true to their brand by discussing a seven year old release as breaking news, their legal guardian and guest is likened to Zack de la Rocha, and KC gets exasperated over how Marshall and JonJon use their watches.

KC and JonJon finally get the car episode they always wanted to do, spread rumours about a 7-Eleven collaboration with a prestigious Swiss watchmaker, and await positive feedback on their newest logo.

KC and JonJon cover yet another collaboration between Bread White and Ho Donkey, actually consider their listeners' responses, and struggle with audio issues due to their incompetent legal guardian.

KC and JonJon actually catch up with the latest breaking news from the horological world, talk about our good friend John, and suggest gift ideas for sadomasochists and frenemies for the upcoming holiday season.

KC and JonJon go through (half) the list of the 20th Grand Prix d’Horlogerie de Genève's 2020 winners (again), encourage sponsorship while remaining firmly against charity, and discuss the intricacies of torque balancing with a chaîne et fusée and remontoir d'egalité.

KC and JonJon go through (half) the list of the 20th Grand Prix d’Horlogerie de Genève's 2020 winners, explore the world of frivolous lawsuits, and talk about how Fi-fine their new microphones are.

JonJon mounts a hostile takeover and hosts Marshall, Vincent and KC of Team Matick as they explore the nuances of watch collecting in the Commonwealth, plug a watch that is already sold out, and confirm that presence is consent.

KC and JonJon and a familiar voice explore the nuances of a certain company's investment into a certain watch publication, compare watch communities between Australasia, and their guest makes a passable attempt at sounding sober after a bottle of Casamigos Tequila (please sponsor us George Clooney!).

KC and JonJon discuss daily watch related hashtags, dissect the finer details of the most important vote of the year, and attempt to gain sponsorship from many more industries.

KC & JonJon discuss defective watches, Jon relives his quarter life crisis, and KC expounds on wax princesses.

KC & JonJon discuss less important September releases, modern consumer culture surrounding Veblen goods, and struggle to earn their first sponsorship.

KC & JonJon and their very first guest from a pioneering watch brand talk about the latest release from said pioneering watch brand, JonJon justifies vigilante justice, and everyone wonders about KC's virginity.

KC & JonJon discuss the limitations of limited editions, the dangers of grapefruit, and attempt (relative) sobriety.

KC & JonJon discuss placing watches precariously on food, ostentatious flexes of wealth, and go-karting on the streets of Tokyo.

KC & JonJon discuss controversial horological-related releases, nuances of artisanal soy sauce, and the dwindling population of cod.... in the world.

KC and JonJon discuss other things watch collectors enjoy, evaluate JonJon's alcohol enthusiasm, and speak on behalf of all women.

KC and JonJon discuss personal feelings about the Omega Speedmaster, butcher the Kiwi accent, and attempt to say "quartz" without vomiting.