The KC and JonJon Show
By KC and JonJon
The KC and JonJon ShowJul 05, 2022
Episode 81: The Foreplay
KC & JonJon dispense advice to a needy guest, impart some long-held watch collecting philosophies, and look forward to a trilogy of anticipation, joy and depression.
Episode 80: Top Pod
KC & JonJon fawn over the US Navy Fighter Weapons School: Maverick, bash the British, and go so far off topic that they barely find their way back.
Episode 79: Reunited, And It Feels So Meh
The Duo emerge from hiding after a month away from the limelight, KC disgusts JonJon with his desire for a quartz GMT, and JonJon talks about his new Volkswagen Beetle that he may or may not have purchased.
Episode 78: Watching in Wonder
Episode 77: Fly Us To The Moon(Swatch)
Episode 76: The World’s Gone M.A.D.1
Episode 75: Much Ado About Everything But Watches
JonJon describes his gruesome dream, KC plugs a rival podcast, and the duo discuss their earliest use of swear words, before finally remembering that this is a podcast about watches and pivoting to the latest Omega releases.
Episode 74: Saving Private Biden
KC and JonJon introduce a questionable new weekly segment of the week, find themselves siding with Hodinkee, and invent a new scale to measure laziness.
Episode 73: From KC & JonJon, With Love
Episode 72: XNKL GXFC WSRY DJDL STJK NNYY
KC & JonJon reluctantly assume the role of gatekeepers, enthusiastically celebrate the Chinese Lunar New Year, and raise awareness for leprosy.
Episode 71: You Don't Always Get What You Pay For
KC and JonJon reunite for the first time this year, commit blasphemy against Credor, and have surprise visitors literally dropping by.
Episode 70: Afstnit Halvfjerdsindstyve
KC & JonJon discuss their philosophies for watch box organisation, JonJon describes his escape from the covid hell that is Australia, and they run out of witty titles for episodes.
Episode 69: Nice
Episode 68.5: KC & JonJon Are Wrappers
Some people say that wrappers don't have feelings. We have feelings. Some people say that we are not wrappers. That hurts our feelings. Hurts our feelings when you say we're not wrappers. Some people say that wrappers are invincible. We're vincible. What you are about to hear are true stories. Real experiences. Autobiographical wraps.
Episode Sixty Eight: True (Tiffany) Blue
KC and JonJon reveal the potential mystery buyer of the $6.5 million Patek Philippe Tiffanautilus/Nauttiffany, introduce the world's most ridiculously named watch, and JonJon rediscovers his Aussie roots.
Episode Sixty Seven: Sixty Seven Minutes In Heaven
KC & JonJon once again provide consumer advice on discounted final final edition light blue coloured Royal Oak homages, KC dispenses advice on the number of backup Bavarian automobiles required for a convoy, and JonJon loses his nasal virginity.
Episode Sixty Six: Get Your Kicks, on Episode Sixty Six
KC and JonJon don armour and call out perverts in the watch community, call out a response to a Perezcope call out, and introduce a brand new contraceptive to the watch industry.
Episode 65: Gold Lung
KC and JonJon display their (lack of) knowledge in basketball, KC airs his grievances about the term 'standard gold Rolex', and JonJon proves his professionalism by watching football whilst recording.
Episode 64: The Wrong Brothers
KC and JonJon examine how Bremont redefined the in-house movement, KC thanks daddy Marshall for being present at his incredibly important event, and JonJon protests the problematic proliferation of poor Penang museums.
Episode 63: On The Road
KC & JonJon (and Denise) go on a magnificent road trip, promptly forget which episode they're recording, and struggle to understand the Tudor Pelagos FXD.
Episode 62: Pretty Watches
Episode 61: Nightmare on Watch Street
KC and JonJon hypothesise nightmare watch-related scenarios, express surprise that the Ford Transit isn't the most terrifying vehicle, and inadvertently solve the climate crisis.
Episode 60: My Big Fat Chinese Registration of Marriage
Episode 59: Wolves of Watch Street
KC and JonJon discuss investing in watches (but not in the way you might know it), express disappointment in not being invited to a Nodus event, and JonJon reveals the MASSIVE secret behind the podcast's (lack of) success.
Episode Fifty Eight: Lost in Translation
KC and JonJon gets serious about Malaysian cuisine, discuss cultural appropriation, and JonJon reminisces about a kleptomaniac ex.
Episode 57: Video Killed the Podcast Star
KC and JonJon discuss their ambitious ambitions to become YouTubers, appeal to a fellow Malaysian comedian to appear on the podcast, and provide ample proof that Korean fruits are better than Western fruits.
Episode Fifty Six: Meh-ch Ado About Nothing
KC and JonJon finally run out of topics to discuss, KC talks about his box of watch boxes, and JonJon feels nostalgic about a time when KC was nice to him.
Episode 55: Let's Get Phygital
KC & JonJon bemoan the advent of phygital events, JonJon may or may not have identified his next dream watch, and KC KCauses a KClattering.
Episode 54: Hollywood Horology
KC & JonJon go through a list of famous watches in movies, the difference between product placement and natural selection, and JonJon pulls out an impression that he's been hiding up his ass.
Episode Fifty Three: I'm Just a Teenage Grandpa, Baby
The Canadians continue their hostile takeover of the podcast with Matt (aka @teenage.grandpa) leading the charge, KC and JonJon counter by taking over Matt's "Refining Time" series, and civility resumes after some heavy metal guttural screams.
Episode Fifty Two: Ming Over Matter
KC and JonJon weigh in on the controversy surrounding Ming and their eponymous owner, requests not only for a sponsorship, but for a customer service position at Ming, and JonJon expresses how lonely his mouth is.
Episode 51: A Song of Sean and Watches
Episode 50: ONE YEAR OF THE BEST PODCAST IN NORTHERN MALAYSIA (probably)
KC and JonJon wax lyrical about themselves, disparage most of their listeners and guests, JonJon rediscovers alcohol toxicity, and the duo announce a very special giveaway.
Episode 39J: The Gang Reunites!
Episode 39I: The Duo Asks Why You No Love Us
Episode 39H: The Duo Get Negatively Charged
Episode 39G: The Duo Goes Vegan
KC and JonJon discuss their favourite Only Watch 2021 releases, announce their new sponsorship/funding model, and JonJon explains his voluntary celibacy.
Episode 39F: The Duo Goes Organic with Emmanuel Dietrich
KC and JonJon improve their French with an actual Frenchman, Marshall uses a thousand words instead of a picture, and Emmanuel explains how he went from weaponsmithing to watchmaking.
Episode 39E: The Duo Is Tickled Pink
KC and JonJon raise awareness for something close to their hearts: breast cancer, invite a self-invited guest, and pay homage to their daddies.
Episode 39D: The Duo Max Out On Friendship
Episode 39C: The Duo Go Through Changes
KC and JonJon discuss how their tastes have changed over time, announce the democratic election of JonJon as an asshole, and narrow down Horological Dicktionary's identity to just 3 possibilities.
Episode 39B: The Duo Beg for Dick
KC and JonJon does Vacheron Constantin an educate on watch design, get on their knees and plead for sponsorship from Horological Dicktionary, and explain why they are the best podcast in the world.
Episode 39A: The Duo Gets DDOSed
KC and JonJon discuss a disastrous watch release with a Frend(y), the gang deliberates the exorbitant prices of various things, and everyone considers a moral dilemma.
Episode 39: JonJon Becomes a Guest
KC and JonJon celebrate World Whisky Day with a fellow alcohol enthusiast, the hostile Canadian takeover nears completion, and JonJon gets emotional about the "soul" and "passion" of Alfa Romeos.
Episode 38.5: The KC and WangWang Show
Episode 38: The Duo Faces A Furry Takeover
KC & JonJon have their very first recurring guest, who in turn drags his own guest along, discuss the intricacies of watch design with an actual qualified designer, and explain how things only look bigger to others.
Episode Thirty Seven: The Duo Gets Colourful
KC & JonJon discuss hypercapitalism and the (non-existent) limit of human greed, share listeners' opinions on the (non-existent) new Rolex releases, and motorcycle noises make an exciting return.
Episode Thirty Six: The Duo Talks Rolex with RJ
KC, JonJon and RJ belatedly discuss Rolex’s new releases, RJ recounts his (mis)adventures through the vineyard, KC talks innovation in testicular tourbillons, and JonJon's drunk friends replace the customary vehicular noises with their screaming.
Episode Thirty Five: The Duo Watches and Wonders
KC and JonJon go through the more interesting releases of Watches and Wonders, KC pronounces Hermès correctly, and JonJon gets a massive erection.
Episode Thirty Four: The Duo Reunite
KC and JonJon realise that they are better when they're together, create a new word, and encourage their listeners to buy.
Episode 33: The Gang Have a Date with Omega
JonJon and the Matick pretend to be journalists thanks to Marshall's connections, Vincent becomes obsessed with the colour black, and KC goes international with his shamelessness.
Episode Thirty Two: The Duo Searches for Alternatives
KC and JonJon discuss alternatives to mainstream watch choices, attempt to not throw a Frend under the bus, and KC has an out of the world experience.
Episode Thirty One: The Duo Straps On, Straps Off
KC and JonJon introduce a new weekly segment of the week, discuss their favourite straps and strapmakers, and denounce KC's strap whoring and JonJon's strap hoarding.
L'episode Trente: The Duo Celebrates International Women's Day
KC and JonJon celebrate International Women's Day with a vastly overqualified guest, get in over their heads with the issue of equality in the watch industry, and clamour to join Carole Forestier-Kasapi's workshop.
Episode 29: The Duo takes a Journey through Time
KC expounds upon his knowledge of the history of time telling, JonJon loses track of time, and in the first time in history, KC and JonJon have no actual breaking news to cover.
Episode Twenty Eight: The Duo gains Independence
KC and JonJon celebrate Singles Awareness Day by having an independent watchmaker on as a guest, discuss how many hands (or lack thereof) are involved in handmade watches, and compare birch forests to bamboo forests.
Episode Twenty Seven: The Duo Journeys to the West
KC and JonJon share some watchmakers from countries that aren't known for watchmaking, introduce Chinese folklore to their listeners, and butcher Gaelic.
Episode Twenty Six: The Duo Journey to the East
KC & JonJon deliver breaking news in the presence of an actual watch journalist, indulge in daddy Marshall’s desire to acquire Japanese independents, and move one step closer to being acquired by LVMH.
Episode Twenty Five: Barack Obama and Nicolas Cage join the Duo
Episode Twenty Four: Patronising Plastic
KC and JonJon stay true to their brand by discussing a seven year old release as breaking news, their legal guardian and guest is likened to Zack de la Rocha, and KC gets exasperated over how Marshall and JonJon use their watches.
Episode Twenty Three: Automobile Absolution
KC and JonJon finally get the car episode they always wanted to do, spread rumours about a 7-Eleven collaboration with a prestigious Swiss watchmaker, and await positive feedback on their newest logo.
Episode Twenty Two: A New Beginning
Episode Twenty One: Year in Review
Episode XX: Origins
KC and JonJon cover yet another collaboration between Bread White and Ho Donkey, actually consider their listeners' responses, and struggle with audio issues due to their incompetent legal guardian.
Episode 19: Articulating (News) Articles
KC and JonJon actually catch up with the latest breaking news from the horological world, talk about our good friend John, and suggest gift ideas for sadomasochists and frenemies for the upcoming holiday season.
Episode 18: Gossiping about GPHG, Part Deux
KC and JonJon go through (half) the list of the 20th Grand Prix d’Horlogerie de Genève's 2020 winners (again), encourage sponsorship while remaining firmly against charity, and discuss the intricacies of torque balancing with a chaîne et fusée and remontoir d'egalité.
Episode 17: Gossiping about GPHG, Part Un
KC and JonJon go through (half) the list of the 20th Grand Prix d’Horlogerie de Genève's 2020 winners, explore the world of frivolous lawsuits, and talk about how Fi-fine their new microphones are.
Episode 16: The JonJon and Matick Show (Inaugural) Episode 1
JonJon mounts a hostile takeover and hosts Marshall, Vincent and KC of Team Matick as they explore the nuances of watch collecting in the Commonwealth, plug a watch that is already sold out, and confirm that presence is consent.
Episode Fifteen: Fraternizing with Furry
KC and JonJon and a familiar voice explore the nuances of a certain company's investment into a certain watch publication, compare watch communities between Australasia, and their guest makes a passable attempt at sounding sober after a bottle of Casamigos Tequila (please sponsor us George Clooney!).
Episode 14: Hollering @#
KC and JonJon discuss daily watch related hashtags, dissect the finer details of the most important vote of the year, and attempt to gain sponsorship from many more industries.
Episode (Friday The) 13: Haw Haw Haw, Homage!
Episode 12 Pro Max: Rambling with Raph
Episode 11 Pro: Clichéd Chat
Episode X: Quelling Queries
Episode Nine: Pondering Patina
KC & JonJon discuss defective watches, Jon relives his quarter life crisis, and KC expounds on wax princesses.
Episode Eight: Modding Malarkey
Episode Seven: Rolex Releases, Remotely Recorded
KC & JonJon discuss less important September releases, modern consumer culture surrounding Veblen goods, and struggle to earn their first sponsorship.
Episode Six: We're Noticing Nodus
KC & JonJon and their very first guest from a pioneering watch brand talk about the latest release from said pioneering watch brand, JonJon justifies vigilante justice, and everyone wonders about KC's virginity.
Episode Five: A Sober Soliloquy
KC & JonJon discuss the limitations of limited editions, the dangers of grapefruit, and attempt (relative) sobriety.
Episode Four: Wow, Fantastic Flexing
KC & JonJon discuss placing watches precariously on food, ostentatious flexes of wealth, and go-karting on the streets of Tokyo.
Episode Three: On Horological Hiccups
KC & JonJon discuss controversial horological-related releases, nuances of artisanal soy sauce, and the dwindling population of cod.... in the world.
Episode Two: The Collecting Chronicles
KC and JonJon discuss other things watch collectors enjoy, evaluate JonJon's alcohol enthusiasm, and speak on behalf of all women.
Episode One: The (MYSpeedmaster) Story Begins
KC and JonJon discuss personal feelings about the Omega Speedmaster, butcher the Kiwi accent, and attempt to say "quartz" without vomiting.