The Audacity Audiobook with Laura Loup
By Laura Loup
May’s humdrum life gets flung into hyperdrive when she’s abducted, but not all aliens are out to probe her. She’s inadvertently rescued by Xan who’s been orbiting Earth in a day-glo orange rocket ship, watching re-runs of “I Love Lucy”.
Seizing the opportunity for a better life, May learns how to race the Audacity and pilots her way into interstellar infamy. Finally, she has a job she likes and a friend to share her winnings with—until the Goddess of Chaos screws the whole thing up, and Xan’s unmentionable past makes a booty call.
Seizing the opportunity for a better life, May learns how to race the Audacity and pilots her way into interstellar infamy. Finally, she has a job she likes and a friend to share her winnings with—until the Goddess of Chaos screws the whole thing up, and Xan’s unmentionable past makes a booty call.
The Audacity Audiobook with Laura LoupAug 21, 2021
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Chapter 19: Meet Chute
Aimz, Listay, and a crush
Aug 21, 202110:39
Chapter 18: Golden Waves of Deadly Grain
Of delicate alien digestive systems.
Jul 06, 202111:47
Chapter 17: Hurtful Blurtings
May gives Xan what-for
Jul 04, 202112:11
Chapter 16: It Was Not
The KEYBOARD SMASH CHAPTER
Jul 01, 202114:01
Chapter 15: An Excellent Escape
The gang thinks they’ve made the perfect getaway
Jul 01, 202116:50
Chapter 14: Anat Attack
A reunion
Jul 01, 202108:48
Chapter 13: Perplexion
Another quickie! Next chapter’s long and silky, promise.
Jul 01, 202102:60
Chapter 12: Aimz the Ch’stranda
Learn how to pronounce ch’stranda (several different ways, all incorrect)!
Jul 01, 202102:10
Chapter 11: Trashed
Listay dies again.
Jul 01, 202109:03
Chapter 10: Nasty Business
Aimz arrives on the scene
Jul 01, 202114:37
Chapter 9: Kryptonite
Xan discovers that he doesn’t have laser vision
Jul 01, 202103:18
Chapter 8: Big Mouth Billy Bass
It begins.
Jun 29, 202117:17
Chapter 7: Cream of Tartar
Xan ruins a perfectly good cake.
Jun 29, 202110:13
Chapter 6: Junkyard Alien Zombie
Listay’s back! Kinda.
Jun 29, 202111:59
Chapter 5: A Careful Crash
With both German and French words thrown in for fun.
Jun 28, 202109:03
Chapter 4: Horrendous Repercussions
Horrendous. Repercussions.
Aug 19, 202011:34
Chapter 3: David Attenborough
A little fun with nature
Aug 19, 202018:24
Chapter 2: Mind Bogglingly Exciting
With deadly balls of laser light
Aug 19, 202007:46
Chapter 1: A Superfluous Prologue
(This is actually a prologue but DONT TELL ANYONE)
Aug 19, 202009:17
Book 2: Time Warp Author’s Note
Here we go again.
Aug 19, 202000:58
Announcement
Because some of y’all think it’s okay to just listen to the epilogue! Head on up to episode 1 and start from the beginning. Book 2 is now available as an ebook or paperback and I’m working on recording it!
Jun 01, 202000:29
Epilogue: Dead and Burried
Epilogue
Apr 09, 202002:08
Chapter 45: August Gets Apples
The end!
Apr 09, 202009:38
Chapter 44: Exotic Cuisine
May’s a very misanthropic hero
Apr 09, 202012:32
Chapter 43: It Was Kevin
Now he remembers
Apr 09, 202005:56
Chapter 42: Button Mashing
An important skill
Apr 09, 202011:34
Chapter 41: A Horrible Plan
It doesn’t involve drag, unfortunately
Apr 08, 202012:03
Chapter 40: The Plan
Ix has a plan
Apr 08, 202008:23
Chapter 39: Alien Scum
Kathy’s revenge
Apr 08, 202008:29
Chapter 38: Whoops Not Yet
May makes a decision
Apr 06, 202007:33
Chapter 37: Back To Normal
Everything’s fine!
Apr 06, 202006:20
Chapter 36: Murderous Muns
The Robert approaches Earth
Apr 06, 202007:48
Chapter 35: Shifty Maracas
Shifty.
Apr 06, 202012:49
Chapter 34: Conspicuously Mustachioed
Mays on a mission
Apr 06, 202010:29
Chapter 33: Kinky
Xan reunites with a former lover... kinda
Apr 06, 202011:39
Chapter 32: Vodka For the Machines
An old friend makes a depressing reappearance
Apr 05, 202009:42
Chapter 31: Manchester Battalion
A close call, but that won’t actually happen until book 2.
Apr 05, 202010:55
Chapter 30: Newton’s Cradle
Chaos does horrible things to a desk toy
Apr 05, 202003:25
Chapter 29: The Pipes
A horrible place for a race
Apr 05, 202009:26
Chapter 28: Raskov the Beautiful
Space douche
Apr 04, 202013:30
Chapter 27: Honey in the Gyroscopes
Listay deals with a sticky situation
Apr 04, 202003:56
Chapter 26: Kathy with “K”
Kathy gets zapped
Apr 03, 202003:53
Chapter 25: Great.
Everything is a lot of things
Apr 03, 202011:06
Chapter 24: Hallucinogenic Aphrodesiacal Noodle Bar
Does what it says on the tin
Apr 03, 202016:01
Chapter 23: Skedaddling
May gives racing a shot
Apr 03, 202017:40
Chapter 22: Rude Moons
August gets a visitor
Apr 02, 202016:16
Chapter 21: A Terrible, Fiery Crash
Racing practice!
Apr 02, 202013:42
Chapter 20: Sexual Venom
Listay is enjoying herself
Apr 02, 202007:46
Chapter 19: The Stuff
Makeover scene? Anyone?
Apr 02, 202013:20
Chapter 18: Soothe Your Vendetta
May gets her way!
Apr 02, 202013:12