
Life As A Moon
By Emily

Life As A MoonJun 07, 2021

I’ve Had Revelations… also I’m The Favorite!

Washed My Car… Thanks A lot Birds!

Old Boss, New Job and Periods!

I Swam With DOLPHINS!

Just A-Little Vacay!

I Literally Don't Remember What This Is About.
I literally don't remember what I talked about on this weeks episode, so you're welcome or I'm sorry just in case I said some enlightening or wild shit.
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Big Things Happened to Me This Week!
"Changes, I been going through some changes"...H.E.R. Knows what I been through some changes this week.
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I'm In A Mood
Guys, I'm not in the best of moods and I'm trying to talk it out with myself and you I guess.
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I'm Basically A Master Chef!
Join me this week as I attempt to make myself dinner and talk to you at the same time.
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TMI....A You're Welcome!
This episode is filled with so much TMI, and all I have to say is.... you're welcome!
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Vino Viernes - 7 Moons Rose
This episode of Vino Viernes, I'm drinking 7 Moons Rose.

Why Can't I Be Instrumentally Inclined?
On this weeks episode I talk about that fact that I suck at playing instruments.
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How Did This Psychic Know My Whole Life?
On this episode I talk about my first and last Psychic reading and how she told me who the love of my life is.
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Octopuses are ALIENS!!
This weeks episode is about the fact that octopuses are fucking Aliens!!! I'm convinced no one can change my mind.
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I Was In Another Dimension!
This week I talk about the mental and a little bit physical adventure I went on.

I'm All About Regency Time
This week I talk about my obsession with 18th century tv shows and I love every second of it.
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My Shitty Romantic Comedy Part Dos
On this weeks episode I talk about this guy that went a little crazy banana sandwich on me, this other guy that I'm pretty sure was attempting a catfish, and this last gentleman that asked me to be his sugar baby. OOO it was a doozie!
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My Shitty Romantic Comedy
On this weeks episode I talk about what's been going on in my "love life", and the many interesting messages I get on dating apps.
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Blog: https://lifeasamoon.com

Vino Viernes
Its the first Vino Viernes Bonus Episode and I'm drinking Barefoot Fruitscato Strawberry wine!!! I'm not exactly sure whats happening here but fuck it!
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Vibing and Thriving
I know, I know it's been a while but I'm back and giving you a little recap of what 2020 has been like for me.
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Blog: www.lifeasamoon.com

The End Of My Youth!
Join me this week as I whine and wallow in my despair. "Why all this sadness?" you ask. Well I'll be 30 years old and that's all I'm going to say about that. This week on "I'm Sorry, Que", we have some fun with "Kiss Me" but Sixpence None The Richer.
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Welcome To My Birth Month!
This weeks episode I talk about my hair adventures, my new co-worker and Outkast's "Roses" gets its time to shine on "I'm Sorry, Que?"
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Milk Induced Pains
This weeks episode I talk about how my first week of quarantine has been and what I bought to ease the boredom.
Joe Budden's "Pump It Up" is the song for this week.
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The Plague
This week I talk about the craziness thats happening right now, and the fact that we're literally living through a plague! The song for "I'm Sorry, Que" is Try Again by Aaliyah.
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How Well Do You Know Your Siblings?
This week I'm joined by my brother Andy and my cousin Jay, and we talk some shit and see how well we know each other.
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Corona Virus Porn?!?!
This week I talk about Corona Virus Porn, my visits to NYC "Adult" Stores and my proposal speech on Leap Day. "Let's talk about sex" by Salt and Pepa gets its turn on "I'm Sorry, Que?"
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Tiki Moon
This weeks episode is dedicated to my dog Tiki who passed away on Friday. Its been a pretty shitty weekend, but I just needed to get this out. This week there is no "I'm Sorry, Que? but it will be back next week. Thanks for sticking with me.
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Blog: https://lifeasamoon.com

Which Song Is The Soundtrack Of Your Life?
This weeks episode I talk about the history of Valentine's Day, how many people got engaged or married on Valentine's Day, and what song do you think is the soundtrack of your life? Love by Musiq Soulchild gets its time to shine on "I'm Sorry, Que?".
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Story Time

02-02-2020
This week I talk Super Bowl Sunday, Grammy performances and how much BJ's Wholesales sucks on Sundays.
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On My Way To Broadway
This weeks episode I talk about how much I love Derek Jeter and some other stuff. But the Derek Jeter part is the only thing that matters. For "I'm Sorry, Que?" I went with a "Cell Block Tango" from the Broadway musical Chicago.
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Blog: https://lifeasamoon.com

The One Where My Friends Came
On this weeks episode my friends/my slutties/my main bitches joined me in talking about everything we could think of. There was some DR stories, some NOLA stories and a lot about tits, dicks, ass and we played little game of "Whats Dat Song?".
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Blog: https://lifeasamoon.com

Does My Face Say... "Hi, I'm Your Therapist"?
This weeks episode I talk about my surprise visitor, memorable interactions with people and why randos feel the need to tell me everything that's ever happened to them. Wannabe by the Spice Girls makes an appearance on "I'm Sorry, Que?".
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Blog: https://lifeasamoon.com

WTF is Docking?!?
On the first episode of 2020 I talk about Docking, Dating and what this year has to offer. "It Had To Be You" by Marion Harris makes its "I'm Sorry, Que?" debut.
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New Year, Same Emily
This weeks episode my sick ass talks about my Christmas presents and non-New Years Eve plans. That good old New Years Song gets its time on "I'm Sorry, Que?"
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Happy Christmas Eve, Eve
On this episode I talk about my weekend shenanigans, Drunk Shakespeare and how I was disrespected by my own father. Santa Claus is Coming to Town gets its time on "I'm Sorry, Que"
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"Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy"
On this episode I talk about my trip to Houston and some other shit. Big and Rich's "Save A Horse, Ride A Cowboy" is on "I'm Sorry, Que"
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"HAPPY THANKSGIVING!"
This podcast is available basically everywhere! Follow me on Instagram: @lifeasamoon and @em_ily421
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Why Are You So Paranoid?
On this weeks episode I talk about my paranoia and how it came about. Shawty is a ten gets its 15mins on "I'm Sorry, Que?"
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"I'm Sorry, Que?"
On today's episode I talk about daylight saving time, moving out of my parents and I translate Ella Y Yo by Don Omar and Aventura on "I'm Sorry, Que?".
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New Phone, Who Dis?
On this weeks episode I talk about my dick appointment, the new friends I made at Apple and my mom trying to marry me off. "Part of your world" from The Little Mermaid gets it's time to shine on my segment "I'm Sorry, Que?".
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We're Siblings, We're Happy and We're Singing and We're...
On this episode my brother joins me to talk about his birthday, our theories on the first of everything and instead of my segment "I'm Sorry, Que?" we play some music related games.
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My Milkshake Brings...Something to the Yard
On this episode I talk about my experience at the DMV, my age and other fun stuff. Also, I try to understand Dolly Parton's Jolene.
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"But Did You Die?"
On this episode I talk about how I almost died, and my adventures in NYC. On "I'm Sorry, Que", I break down Usher's "U Remind Me".
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Started As A Blog, Now We Here
On the very first episode of Life As A Moon, I talk about why I decided to do a Podcast, and you get a little intro to my segment I may or may not call "I'm Sorry, Que?". I hope you come back for Episode 2!
Blog: Lifeasamoon.com
Instagram: @lifeasamoon