Made Up Movies

Matt serenades Mike with an original song about the duo’s hero and role model, Professor Potato! Then the guys review Sorcery: The Grouping, an attempted Magic: The Gathering movie that lost the licensing rights midway through production. Join us for hastily redubbed monster names, magical romance with a twist, and characters that detract from the show! This episode’s fake movie suggestion comes from Two Idiots and a Dog!

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Matt and Mike must relinquish the nickname “Meatball” or face fatal consequences. Then they review “Double Negative,” an inaction movie where Steven Segal plays a Kremlin librarian that fights trust fund terrorists. Join us for surprisingly respectful orgies, action sequences built around a star who refuses to stand up, and bad Russian accents! This episode idea was submitted by Diabolical Podcast!

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Matt and Meatball review a pseudo-religious action movie about a karate-loving malcontent who joins a convent to change her ways. It’s Nun-ja Warrior! This week’s suggestion comes from Canadian Spirit Podcast! Join us for bad Philly accents, a surprise guest appearance by Sean Penn, and a grappling hook that just won’t hook.

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Made Up Ghoulies Mummy Month concludes with a very special crossover with Nicole and Noelle of Quite Unusual Podcast! The duo of duos watch and review a spooky horror movie where Jack Black plays Satan and tempts old ladies to the dark side. It’s Cult-de-Sac! Join us for real world cult experiences, fatal ball stabbings, and the Snyder Cut of sex scenes! This week’s suggestion comes from Hook Cooks!

Listen to Quite Unusual Pod wherever you listen to podcasts. Check them out on Twitter @quiteunusualpod.

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Made Up Ghoulies Mummy Month continues with another spooky submission, this time from Erron Kelly. Meatball and Matt review Hellium-3 a cosmic horror movie that rips off everything from Alien to The Expanse. Join the guys for budget Sigourney Weaver, a computer named E.M.O. voiced by Billy Joel, and a pilot who shoots at the first sign of zombie-ism. 

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Made Up Ghoulies Mummy Month continues with another spooky submission, this time from VHUS Podcast. Mike and Matt review Frocodile, the story of a murderous crocodile who has to save the big dance. Join the guys for highly inappropriate humor, a wily crocodile hunter who loves doing accents, and Kolar’s new nickname: Meatball.

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Mike and Matt review a horror movie set in an amusement park. It’s Dead Meat on a Merry-Go-Round! Join us for a discussion of defunct theme park attractions, a high school principal who’s bad at disguises, and how to remove all of your skin with one cool trick!

This suggestion comes from The Top 10 of Anything Podcast.

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Mike and Matt review a steampunk adventure movie where Bruce Willis plays a cockney bodyguard caught in a web of political intrigue. It’s Discourteous Machinations! Join us for gears where gears don’t belong, Demi Moore as Chippy Esquire, and our extreme difficulty in understanding how coal powers a steam engine.

This suggestion comes from Diabolical Podcast.

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Mike and Matt review a biopic about the creator of a NSFW Super Mario fanart character. It’s Bowsette! Join us for a discussion of whether or not UFOs actually exist, the wild liberties the screenwriters took when adapting a true story, and lots of lewd drawings of female koopas.

This suggestion comes from grammar rodeo head buckeroo, Getting Down and Wordy Podcast.

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Kolar returns from Iceland and regales Shore with stories of wildlife, whale meat, and a penis museum. Then the duo discuss an action movie where a Wahlberg-esque free-climber must infiltrate a heavily guarded skyscraper to save his daughter. It’s Down to the Wire! This suggestion comes from The GorillaBrain Podcast.

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Matt and special guest, director Stoney Sharp (Comedy Bang Bang), discuss the leftist revenge film Chalet, which takes place at a hoity-toity ski lodge. Join us for the fragile ego of Peter Fonda, a disappointing centrist Yeti, and the story of how Stoney almost fell off a cliff while working on a Metallica music video.

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Mike and Matt review a documentary about bobby pins that takes some surprising true crime turns. Join us for a discussion of hallucinogenic hair-ties, unfortunate Cold Stone experiences, and a serial killer who uses bobby pins to murder his victims. This submission comes from Amanda Kolar.

Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Shore’s Main Twitter: @shorester

Shore’s Gaming Twitter: @shorestergamer