
Made Up Movies
By Made Up Movies

Made Up MoviesFeb 01, 2023

Bonus Features Ep. 8: SEAL Team Thicks
Plus sized models become counter-terrorists.

Bonus Features Ep. 7: It's The Great Existential Threat to America, Charlie Brown
Some Snoopy BS.

Bonus Features Ep. 6: Secret Draculas
You're all Secret Draculas imo.

Bonus Features Ep. 5: Professor Potato's Wondrous Wandering Wondernarium....From Hell
The erotic and terrifying origins of Professor Potato.

Bonus Features Ep. 4: Hercules VS. Mount Rushmore
Hercules fights stone presidents.

Bonus Features Ep. 3: The Olive Garden of Eatin
A training video for a restaurant becomes a biblical allegory.

Bonus Features Ep. 2: Blade Surfers
Intergalactic Blade Surfers preach free love.

Bonus Features Ep. 1: Die Butterscotch Boys
Fat children fight Nazis.

Ep. 37: Scurvy With All The Trimmings
Matt and Mike watch a Thanksgiving pirate movie called Scurvy With All The Trimmings. This episode suggestion comes from Derek G. Join us for holiday cannibalism, a gradually insane female lead, and octopus as a turkey substitute.

Ep. 36: Sorcery: The Grouping
Matt serenades Mike with an original song about the duo’s hero and role model, Professor Potato! Then the guys review Sorcery: The Grouping, an attempted Magic: The Gathering movie that lost the licensing rights midway through production. Join us for hastily redubbed monster names, magical romance with a twist, and characters that detract from the show! This episode’s fake movie suggestion comes from Two Idiots and a Dog!
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Ep. 35: Double Negative
Matt and Mike must relinquish the nickname “Meatball” or face fatal consequences. Then they review “Double Negative,” an inaction movie where Steven Segal plays a Kremlin librarian that fights trust fund terrorists. Join us for surprisingly respectful orgies, action sequences built around a star who refuses to stand up, and bad Russian accents! This episode idea was submitted by Diabolical Podcast!
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Backtrace episode of Bunker Brothers: https://bunkerbrothers.wordpress.com/2020/12/10/minisode-7-backtrace/

Ep. 34: Nun-ja Warrior
Matt and Meatball review a pseudo-religious action movie about a karate-loving malcontent who joins a convent to change her ways. It’s Nun-ja Warrior! This week’s suggestion comes from Canadian Spirit Podcast! Join us for bad Philly accents, a surprise guest appearance by Sean Penn, and a grappling hook that just won’t hook.
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Ep. 33: Cult-de-Sac (with Quite Unusual)
Made Up Ghoulies Mummy Month concludes with a very special crossover with Nicole and Noelle of Quite Unusual Podcast! The duo of duos watch and review a spooky horror movie where Jack Black plays Satan and tempts old ladies to the dark side. It’s Cult-de-Sac! Join us for real world cult experiences, fatal ball stabbings, and the Snyder Cut of sex scenes! This week’s suggestion comes from Hook Cooks!
Listen to Quite Unusual Pod wherever you listen to podcasts. Check them out on Twitter @quiteunusualpod.
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Ep. 32: Hellium-3
Made Up Ghoulies Mummy Month continues with another spooky submission, this time from Erron Kelly. Meatball and Matt review Hellium-3 a cosmic horror movie that rips off everything from Alien to The Expanse. Join the guys for budget Sigourney Weaver, a computer named E.M.O. voiced by Billy Joel, and a pilot who shoots at the first sign of zombie-ism.
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Ep. 31: Frocodile
Made Up Ghoulies Mummy Month continues with another spooky submission, this time from VHUS Podcast. Mike and Matt review Frocodile, the story of a murderous crocodile who has to save the big dance. Join the guys for highly inappropriate humor, a wily crocodile hunter who loves doing accents, and Kolar’s new nickname: Meatball.
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Ep. 30: Dead Meat on a Merry-Go-Round
Mike and Matt review a horror movie set in an amusement park. It’s Dead Meat on a Merry-Go-Round! Join us for a discussion of defunct theme park attractions, a high school principal who’s bad at disguises, and how to remove all of your skin with one cool trick!
This suggestion comes from The Top 10 of Anything Podcast.
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Ep. 29: Discourteous Machinations
Mike and Matt review a steampunk adventure movie where Bruce Willis plays a cockney bodyguard caught in a web of political intrigue. It’s Discourteous Machinations! Join us for gears where gears don’t belong, Demi Moore as Chippy Esquire, and our extreme difficulty in understanding how coal powers a steam engine.
This suggestion comes from Diabolical Podcast.
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Ep. 28: This Magic Moment
Mike and Matt review a mash-up of American Pie and Harry Potter! It’s This Magic Moment. Join us for sexy time in the Room of Requirement, potions that transform your naughty bits into animals, and a political quiz that leaves Matt extremely frustrated.
This suggestion comes from Hard at Work Nick.
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Ep. 27: Bowsette
Mike and Matt review a biopic about the creator of a NSFW Super Mario fanart character. It’s Bowsette! Join us for a discussion of whether or not UFOs actually exist, the wild liberties the screenwriters took when adapting a true story, and lots of lewd drawings of female koopas.
This suggestion comes from grammar rodeo head buckeroo, Getting Down and Wordy Podcast.
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Navy Pilot UFO Video https://www.cnbc.com/2020/04/28/pentagon-declassifies-ufo-videos-taken-by-navy-pilots.html
Congress Admits UFOs are Not Man Made

Ep. 26: Dinosaurs Vs. Dragons
Matt and Mike review a sci-fi movie in which Dinosaurs and Dragons battle the U.S. Military. It's Dinosaurs Vs. Dragons! Join us for a discussion of ancient Icelandic sandwiches, unlikable hero Frost Stetson, and the lovechild of two distinct types of lizards or cats or birds or whatever. This suggestion comes from SP Filmviewers!
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Ep. 25: Fastnado
Mike and Matt review a movie where daredevil scientists race overclocked tornadoes cross-country. Join us for Republican propaganda, the religious answer to climate change, and a special segment called Ask Judge Kolar. This suggestion comes from DrinkLocalBham.
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Ep. 24: Down to the Wire
Kolar returns from Iceland and regales Shore with stories of wildlife, whale meat, and a penis museum. Then the duo discuss an action movie where a Wahlberg-esque free-climber must infiltrate a heavily guarded skyscraper to save his daughter. It’s Down to the Wire! This suggestion comes from The GorillaBrain Podcast.
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Bulgarian Animation: https://twitter.com/MurmurLilies/status/1532898408016465921?s=20&t=gLTw182hWP5LB4csWkPeVg

Ep. 23: Driving with the Top Down
Matt and special guest, Kat Palardy, discuss the cross-country mixed-attractiveness rom-com, Driving with the Top Down. This suggestion comes from Recasted Podcast. Join us for intimate back-shaving, origami as a career path, and extremely high boobs.
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Ep. 22: Chalet (with Stoney Sharp)
Matt and special guest, director Stoney Sharp (Comedy Bang Bang), discuss the leftist revenge film Chalet, which takes place at a hoity-toity ski lodge. Join us for the fragile ego of Peter Fonda, a disappointing centrist Yeti, and the story of how Stoney almost fell off a cliff while working on a Metallica music video.
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Metallica: I Disappear Music Video from Stoney’s story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYSDC3cHoZs

Ep. 21: Spirit in the Software
Mike and Matt review a cyberpunk technological thriller starring Keanu Reeves. No, not that one. It's Spirit in the Software. Join us for Lawnmower Man-esque CGI, Icelandic trip planning, and Batman with a Cockney accent. This suggestion comes from All-Star Mummy, Tony Evans! Have a fake movie for us to review? Tweet the title and premise to us @madeupmoviespod.

Ep. 20: Bobby
Mike and Matt review a documentary about bobby pins that takes some surprising true crime turns. Join us for a discussion of hallucinogenic hair-ties, unfortunate Cold Stone experiences, and a serial killer who uses bobby pins to murder his victims. This submission comes from Amanda Kolar.
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Shore’s Main Twitter: @shorester
Shore’s Gaming Twitter: @shorestergamer
Cold Stone Nintendo Ice Cream: https://nintendowire.com/news/2022/07/07/cold-stone-creamery-debuts-nintendo-themed-ice-cream-flavors-hosts-sweepstakes-for-switch-oled/

Ep. 19: Ice Bucket Challenge
Mike and Matt review a horror movie that combines The Ring and Final Destination with the social media trend of yesteryear, The Ice Bucket Challenge. Join us for a lively discussion of the world’s worst Taco Bell restaurants, the current state of women’s rights in both gaming and politics, and why this movie steals more than a few moves from Resident Evil. This submission comes from Smash Trivia John.
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Ep. 18: A Mother's Dove
Mike and Matt review a heartfelt coming-of-age drama about a girl whose free-spirited mother leaves her a troublemaking parrot after she dies. Join us for mechanical bull riding, willingly cucked father figures, and a pseudo-helpful robot named Detractor. This suggestion comes from J.D. Lowe. Why is this movie called A Mother's Dove if it's about a parrot? The answer may not exist within this podcast.

EP. 17 – Colonel Cupcake and The Colossal End of All Things

EP. 16 – Joker 2

EP. 15 – Fin Diesel

EP. 14 – Tuesday the 28th

EP. 13 – Opposing Counsel

EP. 12 – The Barneyville Horror

EP. 11 – Benny And The Jets

EP. 10 – Heistopus

EP. 9 – Gorb The Destroyer IV: Comin’ In Hot in Dallas

EP. 8 – Star Wars: Rogue Squadron

EP. 7 – The Sound of Color

EP. 6 – Zombie Guitar

EP. 5 – Meat Cube

EP. 4 – A Hometown Halloween

EP. 3 – Chimp Patrol

EP. 2 – Unhappy Meal

Ep. 1 – Spark
