
The Missing Movie Club
By The Missing Movie Club
Chris, Jason, John, and Pamela have had way too many conversations that sound like “SERIOUSLY, you’ve NEVER seen that movie? Wow, but it’s so good! Hey, we should watch it together sometime!” The problem is that those conversations never actually led to them watching the movies being recommended.
That’s why they formed the Missing Movie Club, as a creative space where these four friends can watch and discuss the movies some of them somehow tragically missed.

The Missing Movie ClubApr 04, 2023

Murder, Sheila Wrote
Who did this podcast, listeners? Parker Brothers?
Grab some rhino tranqs, a couple of puppets, and your best nun costume and join us on the yacht for our latest meeting as we discuss The Last of Sheila (1973) starring James Coburn, Dyan Cannon, Raquel Welch, James Mason, and more. Additional topics covered include: Joseph of Arimathea, the perfect person to play Dolly Parton in a biopic, and why Jason should probably never be given a gavel or a soundboard.
The Last of Sheila on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070291/
Club member(s) who had never seen the movie: Chris, John, Pamela
Officer Roles this session:
President - Jason Vice President - Pamela Treasurer - Chris Secretary - JohnFor more details on club procedures or to learn more about us, please visit www.MissingMovieClub.com.
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Post-Show Notes:
See, this is where old business goes. At the end. No one cares what we put here, because it's old business. Just sayin'.
That said, something you should care about is our next movie because it's our first foreign film!
Movie for next meeting: Parasite (2019) starring Song Kang-ho, Park So-dam, Choi Woo-sik, and Lee Jeong-eun.
Parasite on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6751668/
SPOILER WARNING: If you've never seen the movie (or haven't seen it in a long time), we recommend watching it before the episode releases because there will definitely be spoilers!
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Need more Jason in your life?
Check out his podcasts:
Gabbing with Gayson - https://open.spotify.com/show/3bftKV4Tgqf40rgAo37ZCH?si=3811a3219d3848e2
Out of the Holigay Closet - https://open.spotify.com/show/0nkYqgEaZfYkLDAOHuHEuL?si=f9ec3062cb4842ae

Hark, the Herald A-Holes Sing
Happy holidays, members!
We've thrown together a stocking-stuffer-sized episode to talk about the Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special (2022), now available on Disney+, starring Pom Klementieff, Dave Bautista, and Kevin Bacon. We're joined once again for this special club meeting by Peter, our illustrious Visiting Member from the Atlanta, GA chapter!
Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt13623136/
For more details on club procedures or to learn more about us, please visit www.MissingMovieClub.com.
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Post-Show Notes:
Remember, season 2 of the Missing Movie Club will officially kick off next month (January). Nothing will change really, it just means John will mark the episodes as season 2...but he'll feel real fancy.
Movie for next meeting: Yes, Virginia, there is a The Last of Sheila (1973) starring Richard Benjamin, Dyan Cannon, James Coburn, Joan Hackett, James Mason, and more.
The Last of Sheila on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070291/
SPOILER WARNING: If you've never seen the movie (or haven't seen it in a long time), we recommend watching it before the episode releases because there will definitely be spoilers!
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Need more Jason in your life?
Check out his podcasts:
Gabbing with Gayson - https://anchor.fm/gabbingwithgayson
Keeping the Yuletide Gay - https://anchor.fm/keepingtheyuletidegay

A Christmas Quarrel
Get ready to gag your Grandma, Members!
Come enjoy a heaping helpin' of seven-day old lutefisk, lamb gookins, and questionable garnish at this Special Screening to discuss The Ref (1994) starring Denis Leary, Judy Davis, Glynis Johns, and Kevin Spacey. Additional topics covered include: Usage of the term "Hot-lanta," cat-callers, and bad santas. We're also happy we're being joined at this screening by our first-ever Visiting Member, Peter, from our (growing) chapter in Atlanta, GA!
The Ref on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0110955/
Club member(s) who had never seen the movie: Jason, John, Pamela, Peter
Officer Roles this session:
President (pro tem) - Chris Vice President (pro tem) - Chris Treasurer (pro tem) - Chris Secretary (pro tem) - ChrisFor more details on club procedures or to learn more about us, please visit www.MissingMovieClub.com.
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Post-Show Notes:
Season 2 of the Missing Movie Club officially kicks off next month (January) as we embrace that whole "New Year, New You" philosophy (while really changing nothing).
Movie for next meeting: We promise we'll finally get to The Last of Sheila (1973) starring Richard Benjamin, Dyan Cannon, James Coburn, Joan Hackett, James Mason, and more.
The Last of Sheila on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070291/
SPOILER WARNING: If you've never seen the movie (or haven't seen it in a long time), we recommend watching it before the episode releases because there will definitely be spoilers!
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Need more Jason in your life?
Check out his podcasts:
Gabbing with Gayson - https://anchor.fm/gabbingwithgayson
Keeping the Yuletide Gay - https://anchor.fm/keepingtheyuletidegay

One Flew Over the Seagull's Nest
Been missing the Missing Movie Club? Well, WE'RE BACK, Club Members!
In this "getting-the-band-back-together" Select Screening (AKA bonus episode), Chris, Jason, and John discuss The Lighthouse (2019) starring Willem Dafoe and Robert Pattinson.
The Lighthouse on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt7984734/
Club member(s) who had never seen the movie: Chris and Jason
Officer Roles this session:
President (pro tem) - John Vice President (pro tem) - John Treasurer (pro tem) - John Secretary (pro tem) - JohnFor more details on club procedures or to learn more about us, please visit www.MissingMovieClub.com.
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Post-Show Notes:
We plan to be back to posting regularly scheduled episodes starting next month (November). Sorry for the gap in new episodes! Funny how life can get all crazy...
Movie for next meeting: The Last of Sheila (1973) starring Richard Benjamin, Dyan Cannon, James Coburn, Joan Hackett, James Mason, and more.
The Last of Sheila on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070291/
SPOILER WARNING: If you've never seen the movie (or haven't seen it in a long time), we recommend watching it before the episode releases because there will definitely be spoilers!
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Need more Jason in your life?
Check out his podcasts:
Gabbing with Gayson - https://anchor.fm/gabbingwithgayson
Keeping the Yuletide Gay - https://anchor.fm/keepingtheyuletidegay

Say You Want An Evolution
Ever seen a pipe-smoking chimp, members?
Have we got the movie for you! Put "Old Time Religion" on repeat, grab a hotdog, and join us for our latest meeting as we discuss Inherit the Wind (1960) starring Fredric March, Gene Kelly, Spencer Tracy, and Dick York. Additional topics covered include: getting kicked out of Sunday school, going down slow at the comic store, and the newly-formed Revolution Club (see John for details).
Inherit the Wind on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053946/
Club member(s) who had never seen the movie: Chris, John, Pamela
Officer Roles this session:
President - Chris Vice President - Pamela Treasurer - John Secretary - JasonFor more details on club procedures or to learn more about us, please visit www.MissingMovieClub.com.
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Post-Show Notes:
Sorry this episode was delayed, members. It's all John's fault -- unless you ask him, and he'll say Jason did it. Chris and Pamela are staying out of it.
Movie for next meeting: The Last of Sheila (1973) starring Richard Benjamin, Dyan Cannon, James Coburn, Joan Hackett, James Mason, and more.
The Last of Sheila on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0070291/
SPOILER WARNING: If you've never seen the movie (or haven't seen it in a long time), we recommend watching it before the episode releases because there will definitely be spoilers!
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Need more Jason in your life?
Check out his podcasts:
Gabbing with Gayson - https://anchor.fm/gabbingwithgayson
Keeping the Yuletide Gay - https://anchor.fm/keepingtheyuletidegay

Ocean's Seven-Eleven
Did you just say CAULIFLOWER to us, members?
Come join us for a heaping helpin' of heist hijinks and John Denver at our March meeting as we discuss Logan Lucky (2017) starring Channing Tatum, Adam Driver, and Daniel Craig. Additional topics covered include: Bad imitations of Sean Connery, the eternal 40's of Bruce Willis, and Liam Neeson's longest role.
Logan Lucky on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5439796/
Club member(s) who had never seen the movie: Chris, Jason
Officer Roles this session:
President - John Vice President - Chris Treasurer - Pamela Secretary - JasonFor more details on club procedures or to learn more about us, please visit www.MissingMovieClub.com.
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Post-Show Notes:
The Bear in the Woods knows all. Do not question the Bear in the Woods. Also do not look the Bear in the Woods directly in the snout. You've been warned.
Article about who wrote Logan Lucky: https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/general-news/logan-lucky-mystery-stephen-soderberghs-new-movie-writer-doesnt-exist-1023915/
Movie for next meeting: Inherit the Wind (1960) starring Fredric March, Gene Kelly, Spencer Tracy, and Dick York.
Inherit the Wind on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0053946/
SPOILER WARNING: If you've never seen the movie (or haven't seen it in a long time), we recommend watching it before the episode releases because there will definitely be spoilers!
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Need more Jason in your life?
Check out his podcasts:
Gabbing with Gayson - https://anchor.fm/gabbingwithgayson
Keeping the Yuletide Gay - https://anchor.fm/keepingtheyuletidegay

The Importance of Being Ernest
Ready for something a little different, members?
Enjoy some edu-tainment and get uncomfortable in all the right ways at our February meeting as we discuss The Ernest Green Story (1993) starring Morris Chestnut, Ossie Davis, and CCH Pounder. Additional topics covered include: High school experiences, buying artwork on Ebay, and one very specific club-approved use of time machines.
The Ernest Green Story on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106826/
Club member(s) who had never seen the movie: Chris, Jason, John
Officer Roles this session:
President - Pamela Vice President - Jason Treasurer - John Secretary - ChrisFor more details on club procedures or to learn more about us, please visit www.MissingMovieClub.com.
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Post-Show Notes:
To learn more about Black History and Black History Month, visit: https://nmaahc.si.edu/explore/initiatives/black-history-month
Watch an interview with Ernest Green: http://repository.wustl.edu/concern/videos/4b29b798t
Article 2 of the Club Procedures, concerning names on the Wheel of Moviedom© has been modified as discussed.
Movie for next meeting: Logan Lucky (2017) starring Channing Tatum, Adam Driver, and Daniel Craig.
Logan Lucky on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt5439796/
SPOILER WARNING: If you've never seen the movie (or haven't seen it in a long time), we recommend watching it before the episode releases because there will definitely be spoilers!
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Need more Jason in your life?
Check out his podcasts:
Gabbing with Gayson - https://anchor.fm/gabbingwithgayson
Keeping the Yuletide Gay - https://anchor.fm/keepingtheyuletidegay

Total Eclipse of the Yar
Won't you join us in the southern parlor, Club Members?
We're absolutely delighted by your presence here at our January meeting of the Missing Movie Club! This month we're discussing The Philadelphia Story (1940) starring Katharine Hepburn, Cary Grant, and Jimmy Stewart. Additional topics covered include: Daddy issues, the flexibility of wooden golf clubs, and the classic dilemma -- Betty or Wilma?
The Philadelphia Story on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032904/
Club member(s) who had never seen the movie: Chris, Jason
Officer Roles this session:
President - John Vice President - Pamela Treasurer - Chris Secretary - JasonFor more details on club procedures or to learn more about us, please visit www.MissingMovieClub.com.
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Post-Show Notes:
To learn more about The Trevor Project (and maybe donate or volunteer?) visit: https://www.thetrevorproject.org
Movie for next meeting: The Ernest Green Story (1993) starring Morris Chestnut.
The Ernest Green Story on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0106826/
SPOILER WARNING: If you've never seen the movie (or haven't seen it in a long time), we recommend watching it before the episode releases because there will definitely be spoilers!
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Need more Jason in your life?
Check out his podcasts:
Gabbing with Gayson - https://anchor.fm/gabbingwithgayson
Keeping the Yuletide Gay - https://anchor.fm/keepingtheyuletidegay

It's a Wonderful Lie
Been wondering who your secret Santa is? SURPRISE! It's us, Club Members!
In this super special Select Screening (AKA bonus episode), Jason and Pamela discuss While You Were Sleeping (1995) starring Sandra Bullock and Bill Pullman.
While You Were Sleeping on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0114924/
Club member(s) who had never seen the movie: Jason
Officer Roles this session:
President (pro tem) - Pamela Vice President (pro tem) - Jason Treasurer (pro tem) - Jason Secretary (pro tem) - JasonFor more details on club procedures or to learn more about us, please visit www.MissingMovieClub.com.
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Post-Show Notes:
Happy Holidays! We'll see you next year!
Movie for next meeting: The Philadelphia Story (1940) starring Katharine Hepburn, Cary Grant, and Jimmy Stewart.
The Philadelphia Story on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032904/
SPOILER WARNING: If you've never seen the movie (or haven't seen it in a long time), we recommend watching it before the episode releases because there will definitely be spoilers!
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Need more Jason in your life?
Check out his podcasts:
Gabbing with Gayson - https://anchor.fm/gabbingwithgayson
Keeping the Yuletide Gay - https://anchor.fm/keepingtheyuletidegay

Here Cons Santa Claus
Ho ho ho and happy holidays, Club Members!
It's time for a fun, festive holiday meeting of the Missing Movie Club! This month we're discussing The Lemon Drop Kid (1951) starring Bob Hope and Marilyn Maxwell. Additional topics covered include: gravy boat giveaways, big beefy singles, Christmas songs, gangster names, and more! You never know, we might even sing a Christmas carol or two!
The Lemon Drop Kid on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0043733/
Club member(s) who had never seen the movie: Chris, John, Pamela
Officer Roles this session:
President - Jason Vice President - Chris Treasurer - John Secretary - PamelaFor more details on club procedures or to learn more about us, please visit www.MissingMovieClub.com.
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Post-Show Notes:
Need a little more of that smokeshow Brainey Baxter (Marilyn Maxwell) in your life? Check this out: http://missingmovieclub.com/brainey/
One clarification: When Pamela said "Red Shoes" is her most loathed Christmas song, she actually meant the song "The Christmas Shoes." If you've never heard Patton Oswalt's brilliant breakdown of the song, it's definitely worth a listen (VERY NSFW): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iq10bz3PxyY
Movie for next meeting: The Philadelphia Story (1940) starring Katharine Hepburn, Cary Grant, and Jimmy Stewart.
The Philadelphia Story on IMDB: https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0032904/
SPOILER WARNING: If you've never seen the movie (or haven't seen it in a long time), we recommend watching it before the episode releases because there will definitely be spoilers!
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Need more Jason in your life?
Check out his podcasts:
Gabbing with Gayson - https://anchor.fm/gabbingwithgayson
Keeping the Yuletide Gay - https://anchor.fm/keepingtheyuletidegay
Need more John in your life?
Well, he doesn't have another podcast, but you could maybe read his short story, "Walking Down" that was recently published in the Baltimore Review. There's even audio of him reading it on the same page as the story, and that's sort of like a podcast, we guess.

Cry Me A Glitter
Get on your rollerskates and bibs, Club Members!
Join us for our second full meeting of the Missing Movie Club as we discuss Trolls (2016). Additional topics covered include: historic VHS tape prices, Stone Protectors, toxic positivity, 80's interior design, and more!
Club member(s) who had never seen the movie: Jason
Officer Roles this session:
President - Chris Vice President - Pamela Treasurer - Jason Secretary - JohnFor more details on club procedures or to learn more about us, please visit MissingMovieClub.com.
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Post-Show Notes:
The new policy on "randos" has been added to the FAQ on our about page at MissingMovieClub.com.
Movie for next meeting: The Lemon Drop Kid (1951) starring Bob Hope and Marilyn Maxwell.
SPOILER WARNING: If you've never seen the movie (or haven't seen it in a long time), we recommend watching it before the episode releases because there will definitely be spoilers!
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Need more Jason in your life?
Check out his podcasts: Gabbing with Gayson and Keeping the Yuletide Gay.

Dead Man Squawking
CAW-CAW Club Members!
Join us for our first full meeting of the Missing Movie Club as we discuss The Crow (1994). Topics covered include: Breathless Mahoney, Ladyhawke, weaponized instant mashed potatoes, the snug (but surprisingly roomy) history of boxer-briefs, and more!
Club member(s) who had never seen the movie: Jason
Officer Roles this session:
President - John Vice President - Chris Treasurer - Jason Secretary - PamelaFor more details on club procedures or to learn more about us, please visit MissingMovieClub.com.
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Post-Show Notes:
Click here to view the "Crow, Pants, Rain" demonstration gif
Movie for next meeting: Trolls (2016) starring Anna Kendrick, Justin Timberlake (and a metric ton of CGI glitter).
SPOILER WARNING: If you've never seen the movie (or haven't seen it in a long time), we recommend watching the movie before that episode releases because there will be spoilers.
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Need more Jason in your life? Check out his podcasts, Gabbing with Gayson and Keeping the Yuletide Gay.

Welcome to the Club
New to the Missing Movie Club? This is the place to start!
This special session of the Missing Movie Club is intended to give prospective members (just like you!) a taste of what to expect from our upcoming club meetings. Join us -- Chris, Jason, John, and Pamela -- as we go over why the club was formed, some of our favorite genres and actors, and just generally have a good time talking about movies.
In this episode we also choose the movie we plan to watch and then discuss during our first official monthly meeting, releasing October 7, 2021.
For more details on club procedures or info on us, please visit MissingMovieClub.com.
A full transcript of the episode is available here: http://missingmovieclub.com/transcripts/transcript-welcome-to-the-club/
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MOVIE FOR NEXT MEETING: The Crow (1994) starring Brandon Lee.
SPOILER WARNING: If you've never seen the movie (or haven't seen it in a long time), we recommend watching the movie before that episode releases because there will be spoilers.

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