Mom Swipes Left
By Mom Swipes Left
Mom Swipes LeftJun 11, 2021
Episode 243: The Stretch of Whales and Pee Holes
It's all about bodies doing what bodies do. Jen has a "three-fer" ingrown hair, and Carol's privates are all swole. What does it take for an animal to explode? And why aren't we using old people as human shields in battle? Also, Jen and Carol start working together again!
Episode 242: Gilbert Gottfried, 9/11, and Jen's Fatty Pad
We should probably apologize ahead of time... In this tone deaf episode, Jen and Carol discuss men in hamster wheels, men with enormous tits, and men who take the fatty pad for granted. Also, nothing says "Tribute" like a quiz, and that's how we're celebrating this year's 9/11. Enjoy!
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Episode 241: Better Late Than Never
This week, Jen experiences a tech issue and Carol says goodbye to a beloved pet. Can the spirit box create memories? And which dead man brought a planeload of passengers to tears? Also, MSL tries the foods you don't want to. Enjoy!
Episode 240: Revisiting the Soft Head
It's Carol's birthday and the ladies are talking about goals and the final wish of a dying woman. You'll be entertained by a behind-the-scenes look at how MSL creates those memorable Notable News sing-ins. Also, what Jorge doesn't know about his upcoming vacation can't hurt him...or could it? Be sure to check out Mom Swipes Left!
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Episode 239: Molars Full of Cement
It's all but the kitchen sink this week: runny eyes and bee stings; grit in your ham salad; and other words for vaginer. Carol does a digger deepening into the word of Hunter's laptop and crazy Japanese dolls. Also, a Dear Daddy about knowing a porn star. Be sure to check out our website at Mom Swipes Left!
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Episode 238: Nothing But Fat and Towser
Jen wonders if suicide is only for high-functioning depressives while Carol laments stains on her mattress. What do manatee group sex events have to do with Lizzo? And what's with these urban legends that are coming true? Be sure to check out the Mom Swipes Left website!
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Episode 237: 2023's Act II
This week, Jen describes her day as a fart, and Carol wants to kick some teenage ass. After a long wait, we return to Carol's Fucked Up Childhood Memories and learn that bulimics are the fat anorexics. What do Max Headroom and severed but sneakered feet have in common? Also, a medical professional claims that "we may not ALL die in this lifetime."
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Episode 236: A Spooge and Cassette Classic
Carol and Jen have some big news and it's not just that they're being sued. Have we overestimated the importance of one's head? And what are we supposed to do with cremation ash clutter? Also, we have a Fan-fuckin-tastic with Mia! Be sure to look for our legal fund plea coming in the near future on momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 235: Nature's Butler
What's that smell? Could it possibly be the tang of optimism? Carol has a grievance with Jen about Jorge. Does Jen have capacity in her heart to care? What's up with all the monkey porn? Also, we're talking hobbies and vomit. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 234: Hard Conversations
Jen and Carol have some news about the future of MSL, so buckle up. Why are cats such annoying pets, and why can't people just stop playing with their own poop? Is it possible to manage stress? Also, you've heard it here first: there appears to be an exotic/domestic pet coup d'état happening, people. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 233: Beware the Neti Pot
Carol is back from the left coast, and Jen has a valuable PSA she learned during her absence. Why is Jen trying to contract hiccups? Does the word "Skidmore" make you chuckle? Also, Carol proves her superiority in the world of celebrity conspiracies. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 232: National Gash Day
Carol has some good news about her tits, and Jen shows her ignorance on Juneteenth. The ladies have a hypothesis about Cranberry's recent habits, and Carol is pissed that she can catch leprosy from armadillos. When should we celebrate Gash Day? And why are paradoxes so stupid? Carol's on ANOTHER vacation next week, so join us when we're back on July 9th!
Episode 231: All Things Squish
Carol hates drunk anxiety, and Jen is pissed about smelly new shoes. Also, her washer is filled with black mold. This week, the ladies bushwack through the jungles of disinformation to bring you accurate news (a week late). What kind of superpower does Ken have that he just hasn't realized? Why does Jen have a hole in her spine? Will Carol's love of corn nuts create a rift for MSL? All of this AND an answer from Dr. Steve. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 230: A Snack Bag and a Cock Block
The ladies have just returned from a weekend with parents and tempers are flared. Does the vagina have an ability to taste? When will Jen's Bronco explode? Is Ken-the-Movie-Guru all hype? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 229: It's a Mini-sode, Bitch
Yep. It's a shorter one. We got shit to DO. This week, we have a shitlist about toddlers and dead nuns. Also, Sweet Sophie is graduating college! Praise the baby Jesus. And, Carol plays "Works of Fart". Don't bother to check out our links and show notes because we're in Canadia sweet tits!
Episode 228: One Of Us
It's the smell of springtime, and what does that mean? The ladies are thinking of sideshow freaks, of course. This week, we discuss a very cool and controversial yearbook and why we really need toes. Why do Jen's pants fall down in public? And why doesn't Carol remember to squeeze the bread? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 227: Gateway Bee Balls and Parkour Fish
The ladies are back with a Jorge update and news about Koko's nipple fetish. Jen's exciting week off included farting out an old chestnut while Carol suffered through an anxiety fueled illness. This week we have an Amazon review quiz; an AI Limerick submission from a fan; and some of the most frightening animal practices done when humans aren't looking. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 226: If You Don't Know Math, I Can't Help You
Jen has a shitlist with the Bing Bot Bitch and Carol is sad that the world is running out of helium. It's a Notable News quiz with a Sister Christian flair! What do street dog scrotes, cow dung cars, and slipping the tip into conjoined twins have to do with each other? Just wait and see. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 225: Don't Touch My Nub City
This week, Carol ponders when it's ok to put a pet down while Jen asks "When is it ok to suggest salad?" Earthworm Jim asks some probing questions and Dr. Steve talks nuts...again. Does the whole "Trans" question really come down to whether someone laughs at The Three Stooges? And Errol Morris...Am I right? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 224: Red Skid, Brown Skid
Why does Kid Rock think we care? The ladies think Budweiser should double-down and dress the Clydesdales in mini skirts and tiaras. Why would anyone own a chihuahua, and why would a waitress be fired for doing exactly what a customer wants? Also, explosive gas has an unfortunate side-effect. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 223: Some Hard-Core Farm Shit
This week, Carol negotiated her way through an old-person buffet while Jen choked on a pea. What's more irritating than a pushy salesman? Finding out that they may have been right. The ladies discuss anus-shaped hotels, dead goats, and an answer from Dr. Steve regarding toe fungus. Be sure to visit magicmind.com and use MOMSWIPESLEFT at checkout. Or don't. We don't really care. Also, check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 222: We Need to Talk About Dick Weep
Carol has a shitlist regarding the new no-drag-queen law, and Jen requests that someone play a kazoo with their asshole. How does one divorce oneself? And what ever happened to the Pennsylvania alligator? Also, disease inspired fashion trends and childhood insults. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 221: Sally Struthers VS. Suzanne Somers
You know they're practically interchangeable, right? This week, Carol is pissed with parents who don't want their children seeing David's tiny dick, and Jen comes up with a great way to help subsidize childcare expenses. Why are Saskatchewanians so damn fun? Also, why shouldn't you put a raw chicken in your vagina? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 220: Scrotes on a Rope
Carol's on a diet and hasn't shit for days, and Jen learns that she's Asian. A new discovery awakens Carol's fear of large birds, and Dr. Steve answers an age-old ear wax question. Why are male-led podcasts so long? And do cotton balls count as vegetables? Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 219: The Biodiversity of the Belly Button
This week, Jen is pissed off at Dunkin' Donuts for canceling the French Cruller, and Carol is starting to believe that these really are the end times. What does raw hamster taste like? And what's more bacteria-ridden than your water bottle? That would be the belly button. Also, the ladies play a little game called "Who's the Biggest Freak". Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 218: All the Edible Things
It's an episode of MSL Musings this week. How would you describe great sex as an ice cream flavor? How much is too much to spend on a donut? Where is your favorite place to hide toe jam? Also, Dr. Steve answers our nipple questions while researching the differences in ear wax. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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Episode 217: The Many Uses of Saran Wrap
Carol is angered by a recent Facebook war while Jen muses about Yankee Candle collections. Why is an animal claw the bane of crepey skin? And would a natural condom stand up to Jen's vaginal forces? Also, a quixotic ad placement interrupts the show for the benefit of Logan Paul and mental health in general. Be sure to check out our show notes and links at momswipesleft.com.
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