My Show with Alex and Jake
By Alex Maxwell, Jake Tabor
My Show with Alex and JakeMay 25, 2023
Episode 276 - 3 Dick & a Monkey*
*Rbn wrote "3 Dick & a Monkey'" but it could be "3 Dicks." Guess you'll have to listen to know.
Here we are, we're back again...This week, Jake is on one about the duck Jabron(i) from the spring game. A lot of you have seen this kid. He's trying hard to be legit and will most likely quit before becoming legit.
From the notes, we have:
Plant Sperms (plural)
Adam Sandler's Shaq story
Least favorite/most hated NBA teams
Drain Bar/crazy bar stories
Blind Boccelli (spelling)
All that and more on Episode 276 of My Show with(out) Alex & (with) Jake
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Episode 275 - Jake at a Stoplight
Making an offscreen but definitely audible appearance, Bails has a question regarding the value of NBA teams, currently and down the road. Rbn and Dave saw Guardians of the Galaxy, Vol. 3. Then Rbn wants to talk about the Oregon Surplus Sale. Jake has some things about "Jason f/work." Check that out, and more on this week's edition of My Show.
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Episode 274 - The Center of an Orifice
This week, Rbn is just copying his notes and letting you figure out what they mean as you listen/watch. Quavo on Narcos Robin Miller - Time Traveler Ted Lasso Spring Game Bees Rat vs Gun Rats in Whorevallis Rambo NFL Draft and last, but not least, The Center of an Orifice Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our new website, DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com, and hit up the My Show archives at BADFACTS.INFO and get that digital download going wherever you find podcasts. You can also find our video through Spotify, but you're here with us now, so ...
Episode 273 - Dave's Lasso (Bar & Grill)
Welcome back! With this week comes a very "what is on the front of the minds of the boys" episode. In the preshow, there's discussion of coaching and reffing. Once the show gets underway, Jake has thoughts on Joe Rogan and the JRE episode with Ric Flair. Rbn brings up aliens and Dave has a story...then Dave has MORE stories...Dick Lasso is not Ted's brother and you're going to want to hear the story.
The guys talk about the Oregon Spring Game, Rbn's Dad's hospital stay, Racist Jerry from work, and The Jews Brothers!
Ep 272: Crossbows & Cannabis
This week requires no editing
Episode 271 - Brazilian Steak Lift
My Toilet Has Flushed Hardy Bubble-Gut Session Redneck Basketball Hoop Now I'm Just The Booth Columbian Spirit - Coke Smoke These all could have been episode names...but they weren't. This week, The boy talk about Dave's guilty pleasures, Jackass, DMZ (call of duty), UFC 287, and Dave's teacher's balls... That's a great list Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our new website, DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com, and hit up the My Show archives at BADFACTS.INFO and get that digital download going from Anchor at anchor.fm/myshowaj.You can also find our video through Spotify, but you're here with us now, so ...
Ep 270 - Rubber Chicken Related
In one of the episodes with the least direction comes from Jake being busy with baseball, Dave starting a new term of school, and Rbn being depressed (not even a joke, yet still funny).
In the preshow, the guys discuss the Caitlyn Clark and Iowa vs LSU and Angel Reese controversy. My Show has a slightly different take than a lot of the national sports news outlets. Make your own judgment from that situation as you will.
The UFC/WWE merger is one of the topics discussed, and Jake has some conspiracy theories. If you haven't heard, look into it. There are many billions involved.
Have you seen the trailer for Blue Beetle? It's the newest DC movie. Watch the trailer here with My Show, exclusively on YouTube.
Finally, the boys wrap up with some Star Wars/Star Trek talks, but not the two together. All this, and more, on Episode 270 My Show with Alex and Jake.
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Episode 269 - I’m Not a Math Asian
In the preshow of this week’s episode Jake’s voice, or lack thereof, takes center stage. Once Jake gets some Sprite down to his voice hole, things get better. The guys talk about DMZ on Call of Duty Warzone 2. Rbn and Dave finally got Jake to play with them ,because they clearly don’t talk to each other enough. There’s also some discussion of USA being the heel of the world.
Once the show kicks off, Rbn is very excited to discuss a movie that he saw last week…Cocaine Bear!
We hear how Jake and Jenn got together, which Rbn and Dave did not know how that all came together, despite being friends for over a decade.
There’s also talk about Dame’s seemingly imminent departure from Portland, but also, how to fix the Portland Trailblazers.
What’s the craziest thing that you’ve ever seen while driving? The boys have stories, including some of Ron’s favorite stories from being in the vehicle when his Gramps got them into some sticky situations.
Finally, Jake has some things to get off his chest, regarding the new guy at work. Short version; Jake went off and new guy is on borrowed time with the ol’ Yachty club.
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Episode 268 - Somebody's Makin' Rich
The preshow, although short, is filled with good stuff this week. The guys all met in Milwaukee, OR over the weekend, so Rbn had some Wayne's World jokes that naturally segued into World War II jokes (go figure). Dave had some things to say about the World Baseball Classic and the preshow was titled "Fictional Football Player."
Once the show gets rolling, the guys get into football talk. There was a little talk about Deano's (Dean Westwood) memorial and how most of the show left the venue with more money than they arrived with.
Near the end of the show, we watch the Honest Trailers Oscar preview.
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Episode 267 - Guess That Guy
It's a March Madness Special...but also we have some things to talk about. The guys start talking about the best sporting event that they've witnessed live...but then it becomes the doo-doo show. Jake has a story about getting kicked out of a Goodwill and then they talk about some lyrics from Macho Man Randy Savage.
The random thoughts ensue and the show winds it up with a speed round of Jake picking his bracket.
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Ep 266: Triangle of Dadness
Ep 265: Cockblock-stache
In one of the oddest feeling shows, from Rbn and Downhill Dave's perspective, the boys spent an hour and a half just catching up. Rbn is really excited about some of the audio work he did for this week's episode, this edition, of My Show with Alex & Jake. The preshow is filled with a bunch of UberDuck voice clips, trying to get things right. Jake has a story to tell about the weekend and his activities. Lupus II: Pig in the City was a great name for the episode that was eventually topped with Cockblock-stache. Great names! All that and more, on episode 265 of My Show. Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our new website, DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com, and hit up the My Show archives at BADFACTS.INFO and get that digital download going from Anchor at anchor.fm/myshowaj.You can also find our video through Spotify, but you're here with us now, so...
Episode 264 - Out of Negativity is Born Donuts
Here we go! In episode 264, Rbn points out how he felt Domontas Sabonis and Ben, The American Hero, look the same. Once the show gets going, Rbn launches into a rant. The boys talk about the NBA All-Star Weekend. Later, Jake has his own rant. There's some movie talk about Babylon, which Rbn saw and really liked, and then some excitement for Cocaine Bear.
Episode 263 - Strippers Named Patience
The description was typed once, and Google, in it's infinite knowledge and glory, decided to be dicks and delete it. Listen, if you're in charge of running Google, kindly fuck off. ANYWAY, like was already said, this episode has a great story about a short chick nudging Jake's nerves at Shawn Kemp's weed store. Worth your time to listen. The guys talk about Ant-Man & Wasp: Quantumania, mostly spoiler-free. There was a little bit of Rbn spilling some tea on MGK, Megan Fox, cheating, and Eminem. The last 40-ish minutes or so are used trying something new. Check out all of the Super Bowl ads that weren't movie trailers with My Show. It's good times! Plus Doja Cat speaks on the podcast! Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our new website, DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com, and hit up the My Show archives at BADFACTS.INFO and get that digital download going from Anchor at anchor.fm/myshowaj.You can also find our video through Spotify, but you're here with us now, so...
Ep 262: Bowel Thruster Ft. Doja Cat
Another episode where the preshow is included in the entire show. There's talk about the Super Bowl and how Dave's mom has become a Chiefs fan...and no mention of Jake's dad, who is also a Chiefs fan. This is where Rbn stopped typing because that's mostly what he remembers. His notes are at home and he's uploading with his phone's hotspot. Sco Ducks! Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our new website, DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com, and hit up the My Show archives at BADFACTS.INFO and get that digital download going from Anchor at anchor.fm/myshowaj.You can also find our video through Spotify, but you're here with us now, so ...
Episode 261 - Sweaty Weinstein Ft. Doja Cat
One of the few episodes to include the preshow in the main episode, and it wasn't even out of laziness. We were genuinely happy with what we had. The Preshow was hilarious and so we decided to have a shorter show, but put everything out there for y'all. Enjoy! Make sure to check out our socials in the credits, our new website, DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com, and hit up the My Show archives at BADFACTS.INFO and get that digital download going from Anchor at anchor.fm/myshowaj.You can also find our video through Spotify, but you're here with us now, so ...
Episode 260 - Ghandi Without a Point
www.definitelynotsellingdrugs.com is up and running! We talk about the new site a bit. Robin talks about Oscar nominations and The Banshees of Inisherin without giving much away. The guys also talk about the Justin Roiland situation. There's a lot more here and possibly some of the funniest preshow content to date (honestly, that may not be saying much).
Episode 259 - Russian Pissing Tree
Episode 2 of 2023, brought to you by Josh's bear stick! In this episode of My Show, the guys talk about the AI Chat machine writing a Mint Mobile commercial. Rbn talks about a couple movies he's seen in the last week (M3GAN & We Need Rent Money). There's discussion of the newest HBO TV show, The Last of Us, which is based directly off of the Playstation game of the same title. There is discussion of the upcoming Oregon Ducks Football season by the boys. Jake had a fun weekend Poppin' Tags, and Dave has a story similar to Jurassic Park, regarding Wooly Mammoths in real life Siberia in 2024. We end on some discussion of the untimely passing of ROH wrestler, Jay Briscoe.
Ep 258: Heart Boner
Once we get the Three Amigos together, Rbn had some notes from events that happened since the last recording, but those topics were breezed through in about 5 minutes. The one thing that took some actual time was the 5 people the guys would each have on their Hall Pass list, which was sparked by a TikTok from Trevor Noah.
After that, the guys talk about the collection of Bobbleheads that Jake and Bails picked up to flip. Jake talks a little bit about his trip to see AEW and how his phone blew up. Jake tells Dave about Wheeler Walker Jr, and then Dave realizes he knows the music already.
After the wrap, the boys talk about where Oregon Football is at and where they're going.
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Episode 257 - Trident Face & Islands of Dark Pink
It's the end of the year special! Rbn pops off with some talk of the Perrydale Milfs at the Days Creek game. During the preshow, the boys talk about the number of Americans who believe that chocolate milk comes from brown cows. That's an actual thing. They talk about R Kelly's new album or songs, I admit it. Smart. They wrap up the preshow with some Beavis & Butt-head. This week, Jake talks about running the bases on one of his xbox games and accidentally getting an achievement. There's talk of a new season of Letterkenny, and you all should know the rules by now. For now, that's all you get...go watch and see for yourself.
Episode 256 - I Call it Pee Missile W/ Dave (The Festivus Episode)
It's a short episode this week. Jake wasn't feeling well, but Rbn had typed out his grievances. Cliff's Notes of Grievances Rbn: 1. My Guy 2. Trust 3. Bet 4. Say less 5. Dead-ass 6. Scott Frost 7. Crocs 8. COD 9. Chip Kelly 10. TikTok Voice Changer Jake: 1. The parent illuminati 2. Guys who never won anything 3. OSU/Corvallis fans Dave: 1. Not enough time in Idaho 2. Left shoe/Right shoe We also have Holiday Questions with Dave and end with Pee Missiles.
Episode 255 - Idaho Lady-Boy w/Dave & NOT Ft. Doja Cat
As we near the end of 2022, The My Show crew had a lively pre-show with a few names. Double Teamed by Elevation and French Boner Champ are just a few. Once the show gets rolling, Jake has a story; how has Captain America overtaken Batman as Jake's favorite comic book character... Rbn shortly brings up Oppenheimer, the Christopher Nolan movie that has a summer 2023 release date. One of the greatest titles to never survive: The Frank Tabor School of holes in the ground. Shortly after that coulda-been-classic, Rbn hits 'em with Dysentery Gary. Here is a list of other topics discussed: 1. Slenderman of basketball 2. High on Life - the new game with Justin Roiland voicing several characters 3. Video game Pros 4. Video ideas; wear a smoking jacket, ascot, & have a pipe all while fixing things. 5. Asian Man-Helper 6. Dave's per diem story...17 degrees at 1 AM in the snow with no sense of direction and a lake 7. Jake went to a Blazers game Make sure to check out our socials in the credits and make sure to hit the archived at BADFACTS.INFO or head over to DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com and you can also find our video through Spotify.
Episode 254 - Blood, F*ck, and Jason Statham w/Dave Ft. Doja Cat
Dave shows up late to the preshow, but it all works out in the end. Rbn has a little story to tell from work. Jake talks about the movie, Buffalo 66 with Christina Ricci which was brought up by the discussion of the Netflix show, Wednesday. Rbn goes off on a little rant about Rod Gilmore and the use of the term, "Spicy Defense." Can you name the Guy Ritchie film that stars Will Smith? The Oregon Ducks have a new Offensive Coordinator and the Colorado Buffalos hired Prime Time. The guys talk about Scott Pilgrim vs The World and the many stars that came from that flick. The last few notes say; Liver King gets brought up again, Carbon Neutral is dumb, and Dave's Bald Spot. TO BE CLEAR...There is nothing sexual about this video lol Make sure to check out our socials in the credits and make sure to hit the archived at BADFACTS.INFO or head over to DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com and you can also find our video through Spotify.
Ep 253: Canadian by Choice
Checking notes...Souther than here, What a Robot, The Whole LeDeux Family, All Not November (all were listed as possible titles). It's another great episode of three guys who are going through life in the PNW and meet up once a week to talk about what they're doing, what they've watched, and what makes them laugh. Sometimes it's just each other that makes them laugh. They check into the Spotify/Apple Music end of the year top listened to on their phones. Rbn has an idea for them to try and it sort of flops. Jake has stories from the Civil War (Oregon Football), travels on the baver campus, and drinking with the wives of the coaches. Rbn and Dave talk about their buddy, Mexican Mike (that's his name, officially). The guys start on a laugh end on a laugh...always a good sign. Make sure to check out our socials in the credits and make sure to hit the archived at BADFACTS.INFO or head over to DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com and you can also find our video through Spotify.
Ep 252: Hand f*cking the air
Yep...you read that right. Hand-Fucking the Air. Luckily, you don't have to wait very long to hear why that is the name of the episode. Here are the notes Rbn wrote this week: 1. Snap, crackle, swallow; Stupid! (Preshow) 2. Modern Warfare 2 3. Microsoft Airport Simulator 4. Macho Man Impression 5. British Quinten Tarantino (nearly the name of the episode) Make sure to like and subscribe and hit the archives at BADFACTS.INFO or head over to DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com and you can also find our video through Spotify.
Ep 251: Local-level Midgets
Jake and Rbn talk about the most recent episode of Saturday Night Live, where Dave Chappelle is guest host. The callbacks to Chappelle Show mixed with House of the Dragon were great and worth a watch.
Rbn gives a Cliff's Notes version of the movie Barbarian. He liked it and you should see it. Once Dave shows up, they talk about Black Panther - Wakanda Forever. Good movie, maybe as good as the first, but not definitively.
Finally, Jake has some stories from Urgent Care and the boys get out under an hour.
EP 250: Wing-ed Soldier Pads
We made it to 250! This is the full version, including the preshow. To commemorate making it to Episode 250, Rbn has a game and we go back and hear the title of every episode My Show has had. From Playoffs to No Kung-Fuary. Thanks for coming along for the ride, and on behalf of Alex & Jake and anybody who has been a part of this journey, THANK YOU! The big quarter-thousand! Make sure to check out our socials in the credits and make sure to hit the archived at BADFACTS.INFO or head over to DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com and you can also find our video through Spotify.
EP 249: No Kung-Fuary
If Doja Cat ever wanted to make an appearance, now would be a great time. We talk about Weed Dave, Skyrim ADHD, are we autistic, code switching, and Jake's future as Designated DudeGuy. Make sure to check out our socials in the credits and make sure to hit the archived at BADFACTS.INFO or head over to DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com and you can also find our video through Spotify.
Ep 248: Little Matrix
Here we are. We're back again. It's another edition, another episode of My Show. We took a week off after the passing of a close friend of the show. We'll talk about it a bit. We also talk about the periodic table, Applebee's shenanigans, SRO at the Duck game, some story time from the FUcla game, found money, and much more. Make sure to check out our socials in the credits and make sure to hit the archived at BADFACTS.INFO or head over to DefinitelyNotSellingDrugs.com and you can also find our video through Spotify.
Ep 247: Dave'd and Confused
Closing in on 250 episodes, the 24/7 episode makes no mention of 24/7, but hey! The boys talk about some beverages (Gatorlyte, Peaches & Cream Dr. Pepper, Dreamscape Coke or whatever it is). Once the show gets going, Robin has a game to play based on a Facebook meme. "What's a movie you've seen more than 10 times?" Robin listed 51 that he was confident he had seen that many times, and several others that were questionable. There are a few other titles that came up as the conversation moved along; Hockey Tie, Get the Easy Ones First, and Dave's Weird Beer are all contenders. Tune in and see how they get there, on this week's episode of My Show with Alex and Jake. You can also find our video through Spotify. Make sure to check out RedArrowPNW.com or BadFacts.info for the My Show with Alex and Jake archives and all of our personal links are at the end of the video. Definitelynotsellingdrugs.com is also a working URL.
Episode 246 - The Rock is Gonna Smell What The Rock is Cooking' w/Dave Ft. Doja Cat
You read that right...the longest title yet. It may even need to be abbreviated on the other formats. This episode features more edits than typical. There's the picture that is put up as we talk about the haunted/torture house in Tennessee where they will pay you $20k if you can last 8 hours in there. There is also a clip from the Oregon vs Stanford game where the broadcast decided to talk about and show Robin, his dad, and his daughter while they talked about his fanny pack. Where they making fun of him? It's tough to decide. In the preshow, the boys take about getting into games, the perfect triangle of brown, and then there's beard talk. Once the show kicks off, Jake talks about his favorite prank of all time (respectfully fucking with people), they talk about the haunted house, and then Jake leaves the room. Robin and Dave start talking about their rewatch of Game of Thrones. The nudity is still great, and the show is surprisingly funny. When Jake returns, there's discussion of Red Dead Redemption 2, Movie and TV talk, and Deadpool 3. Check it out, let us know what you think. If you've made it this far into the reading, message Robin through one of the socials and he will make sure to get you a drink at the next Duck game.
Ep 245: Dishonor your cow
This week, the boys play a game where Jake and Dave are literally shocked at the movies that Robin has not seen that most people would assume he has seen. The show starts off with discussion of the 29 point 4th quarter game that The Oregon Ducks had against the Washington State Cougars. The Spanish broadcast was fantastic. There is talk about TV shows that they started but never finished, the Colorado story about the cops leaving a squad car on the train tracks with a suspect locked in the back, and we hear Jake's story from the fair.
Ep 244: Panda-Grizzly Bear with Dave Ft. Doja Cat
In this week's episode we review the Oregon/BYU game and the shenanigans that ensued. There was a ridiculous flag that BYU brought (well intended as it was, it may not have been well received), the game itself, the "Free Beer 4 Mormons" shirt, the "Fuck the Mormons chant done by 5 guys in the 50th row, and the infamous HWCU sign that was enjoyed by many and yet struck enough nerves to prove worth the effort. We discuss MJF, Jake's fam/Uncle, Kevin Smith finally disclosing more than we may have wanted to hear, and BBS...Bitches Be Stressing'! All that and more on My Show. You can also find our video through Spotify. Make sure to check out RedArrowPNW.com or BadFacts.info for the My Show with Alex and Jake archives and all of our personal links are at the end of the video, and coming soon, definitelynotsellingdrugs.com.
Episode 243 - Swallow the Gravy Mode with Dave Ft. Doja Cat
This week we discuss sharks, NCAA Football 24, Breaking Bad, Nebraska's firing of Scott Frost, Texas A&M, and what an HWCU would be.
Ep 242: Drugs & Dreams with Dave ft. Doja Cat & Dave
Like the name infers, we talk about drugs and dreams this week. Our experiences with lucid dreaming and trips. Also find out all about $5 Chicken Pies. It's all in this week's episode of My Show.
Ep 241: Jake Tabor, the baseball player ft. Doja Cat & Dave
We're on a roll here. Robin has now posted for consecutive weeks. This week we preview the upcoming college football season, sort of. We mention BYU and shirt ideas (Free Beer for Mormons). We also talked about hypothetical interviews with Da Bears. Paramount+ has new Beavis & Butt-head episodes, which we would highly recommend. Check out the White Privilege bit...pretty funny.
Ep 240: Clearly an octopus, put it in your mouth ft. Doja Cat & Dave
On this week's Robin has questions about the smells of Seattle. We talk about GOOD Mexican food which leads to interesting or weird foods. We talk about GFC (Barr None), the "BALL!" guy on TikTok, and Kid Sports! You can also find our video through Spotify. Make sure to check out RedArrowPNW.com or BadFacts.info for the My Show with Alex and Jake archives and all of our personal links are at the end of the video, and coming soon, definitelynotsellingdrugs.com.
Ep 239: The Flat Earth of Columbine
Welcome back! Back to back weeks of Robin putting in the effort and using the moderately fast internet that has finally made its way to the South County public. Bails shows up for an early pre-show surprise. We talk about the killer umbrella incident on the east coast and once the show gets rolling, we talk about that DC Fair and the shenanigans of the night. We talk about the PeeWee Football coach who had an altercation that lead to a murder on the field. We discuss some WWE topics, including Ric Flair, Goldberg, Mick Foley, and DX. We wrap things up with discussion of the Woodstock '99 documentary on Netflix and the top search result on the ol' google, Trench mouth Woodstock. You can also find our video through Spotify. Make sure to check out RedArrowPNW.com or BadFacts.info for the My Show with Alex and Jake archives and all of our personal links are at the end of the video, and coming soon, definitelynotsellingdrugs.com.
Ep 238: Responsible Alcoholic ft. Doja Cat, Dave
Ep 237: The best and worst of wrestling times
Dave is having some significant technical issues as Rbn and Jake hold down the fort for most of the show. Jake talks about seeing the best wrestling match he's ever seen to having to watch the worst match he's ever seen. Sad woo. Check it all out and more this week on My Show
Ep 236: Walkin-down-the-street Dude
So this sat in drafts forever and I have no idea why Anchor, get at me. Anyway. Jake went on an adventure that included hapless security, contributing to the delinquency of a minor and parking. Jake watched Jackass 4.5 and found some golf clubs. It's a whirlwind.
Ep 235: The Utah Jazz hands
Dave steps in this week to talk about the homeless trying to come up on the good hard working people of South County
Ep 234: I didn't write it down
Ep 233: Across-the-street Boobs Ft. Doja Cat
In this week's episode we find out that Jake is truly the Nostradamus. He also went to see Tenacious D and had quite the pleasant surprise when he was there. We talk about ourt favorite cheap beers. We have four dudes in the booth this week as everyone showed up. What an amazing turnout.
Ep 232: VHS Boobs Ft. Doja Cat
Dave joins the show this week as Alex is on a sort of hiatus. It's a lot of fun as he powers through a bottle of tequila and we talk about weird places to find pornography, Vince McMahon paying for boobs and prostitutes. That's hardly all. We talk about the Avalanche definitely going to win the Cup.
Ep 231: Raw episode surprise
This hasn't been edited for content, nor anything else. Once I find a mouse, I will edit that business and get it up. In the meantime, enjoy this episode!
Ep 230: #RobinsBalls ft. Doja Cat
On this week’s episode, Jake and Robin login early and decide to play a game. If you haven’t seen Shoresy Show, give your balls a tug. Great show, great lines, and even greater characters. Once Alex shows up, the game begins. THE BOYS SPOILERS! (15:20). The Preshow gets a great title; C4 Suppository. We had several titles this week, from Slap to Nap, New Force; Who Dis?, Crazy-Eyes with Boobs, and our final and late entry of #RobinsBalls. Now that we’re publishing the episode, #RobinsBalls should be a real thing.
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Ep 229: Passive-aggressive cool
This episode features something nobody saw coming; Jake willingly talking about baseball in a relatively positive light. The Pegicorns entered the playoffs at full speed. Alex talks about his cats while his cats entertain Robin in the background.
Ep 228: Promo Code: Splooge
I just wanted to get the episode up. Find out exactly how to get your promo code and for exactly what website you can use it on. Starring the stunning, charming, and talented Doja Cat.
Ep 225: Broken, Indiana (Jones)
Get ready for the Styx & Stones Tour! In the mean time we talk about a fun new comedy venue in Seattle. Jake talks about going to see some of his favorite comeidans and what the new room was like. Alex just got back from Disneyland and has plenty to talk about.
Ep 224: Hot Ben Summer ft. Doja Cat
It's another joyous occasion when Ben, the American Hero joins us for another fun episode. He is here to ask the important questions like "What is OJ Simpson's favorite part of the new Ford Bronco?" It's all here and live on Spotify!
Ep 225: Israeli Donuts
This is one of those anecdote episodes. We talk about funny things that have happened to us, things that happened to Dave Chapelle, parking and a whole lot more. So clock in and sit down.
Ep 224: Russian nesting dolls of Costco
This week on My Show, Jake and Alex develop an app. More baseball BS from the world of baseball. Jake finds a great deal on a video game and strikes a death knell in the great parking war.
Ep 223: Donna Wickwire is a saint
We're trying something new this week. Check out on Spotify for the video version of the podcast or the youtube version for the video version of the show. This week we get some updates on the drama in Jake's life. We talk about our first experiences with laser tag, Robert Battinson and Winning Time. It's all here!
Ep 222: Goat Karma
Coaching is always fun and Jake is getting reminded of how much fun it can be. Do you remember that song My Name is Luca? It's by Suzanne Vega. She's the greatest. We talk about the passing of Gilbert Gottfried and some of his finer roles.
Episode 221: Roulette, Not So Much (YouTube Cut)
Alex makes his return after a two week hiatus and the three best friends that anybody could have reunite. The second longest single episode posted, because you're getting to hear the entire pre-show this week. Despite the long episode, here is the short description...we talk about some sports, TV, and a little WrestleMania.
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Ep 220: A crate of broccoli
Ep. 219: And I'm diabetic!
Ep 218: The Double Shanghai Reveal (I have negative corn)
Ep 217: Get better cheeks
This week we have a real special. What five songs would you put on a list to drive a capacity plane full on a 23 hour flight? That takes a lot of our focus through the episode and Alex plays the hits there at the end. We talk about first birthdays and who they're really for.
Ep 216: Classic Springfield
Sure is nice to have Alex back for an entire episode. We make him listen to the Scott Steiner math promo, Alex talks about a woman destroying his car with a hammer and got fired. Jake heckles people...a lot. The decline of Amazon Four Star and Cain Velasquez are in the news.
Ep 215: The Saarlac pit is my belly button
Jake apparently doesn't know what a Weimeraner is. Alex has learned the secrets of seltzer. Alex and Rbn talk about tattoo ideas. Who the hell is Harry Styles? Hey, the left cheek just joined the channel. This is also the show before the show. Check it.
Ep 214: Sign Snipers
Ep 213: Miller's Buffet
Come today, don't eat tomorrow. We talk about the Superb Owl and other fine fowl. Jake went to the trampoline park and measured his abilities. We play a fun, new game "Is that celebrity an asshole?" Check it out and get your knees ready for jump hump practice.
Ep 212: Broken Skull Strip Club
The question is, who is your hangover three out of any person or celebrity. What would you do and where would you end up? It's a conversation that takes some fun diversions.
Ep 211: Schroedinger's answer
Jake is starting to have work stories with his partner Work Alex. Say hello to the first quippy moment between the two, the story of the laundromat gorilla, random drug test and an expert doing accents. Check it out below.
Ep 210: F*ck yeah, bring me the sushi
What the heck is going on in southern California that can't be settled with a little karate? Jake has a realization about Glenn Howerton that completely changed his perspective on ASIP. It's fully loaded nonsense this week on My Show!
Ep 209: Rules are dumb
What do you mean the name Ted Lasso is against the rules on NBA 2k22? Who is the Vanta Lord and what the hell happened at the end of the Chargers and Raiders game.
Ep 208: Febreeze for poo
It's time to launch the sixth season of My Show with a super-sized episode. We talk about Rbn's Christmas prank, conversing with radio personalities and Sir Mix-A-Lot on local TV.
Ep 207: The Eric Bischoff of Football
Tiger King 3! Yes! Alex gives us a preview into the wild world of these chaotic people and the lives they purport to live. Jake has created the Wayne Gretzky of baseball. Max Verstappen won the F1 championship and we generate our Wu-Tang names live on the air. It's some good business.
Ep 206: Stair wars
Alex takes charge this week in the episode and talks about how the older GTA games don't really stack up the way we want them to. We hear some of the best funny names in sports and create a new fan club. What's the deal with Adam Sandler's career arc?
Ep 205: The third best Migo
In this week's episode, Jake reads his Dear John letter to his former company and also a bonus for the guy who thought he could use words that didn't mean what he wanted them to mean. We look at our Spotify Wrapped and also have an update on the Alec Baldwin nonsense.
Ep 204: His show with D*ckhead and James
What a jam-packed show this one turned out to be, including an extended preshow. Alex and Jake each got into some traffic nonsense lately and they're ready to share with the class. Also, what happens when you rush a WWE wrestler while they're trying to work? Why does Coca-Cola with coffee exist and who decided we needed a year of backstory for a TV show?
Ep 203: The Fighting D*ckheads of East Illinois
Are you on Team Know the Joke? This is a TV episode this week, talking about the Netflix program Locke & Key and just how much fun Rbn is having watching it. We talk about mushrooms, mushroom tea, and mushroom jerky. We're also watching the Thursday Night Football game in the middle of recording so it's definitely worth hearing some live hot takes about just how bad the Falcons are. All this and more this week in a two-man booth!
Ep 202: Top of the garbage nachos
We couldn't deprive you of any of this. I'm not even sure where the intro is on this episode. Listen to us talk about our fun trip to husky Stadium in Seattle and talk a little bit about some more serious things, like ASTROWORLD. It's a fun one this week.
Ep 201: Somebody's gotta wear the pennies
Rbn and Jake are hyped up for the impending trip to Seattle for a football game and that energy boils over. We talk about DUIs, Henry Ruggs III, basketball uniforms and the problems with shoes these days. When did it all start and when will it end? We talk a little Halo and Halo-related literature and our usual diversions.
Ep 200: The answer is never Notre Dame
WE did it! 200 episodes in the can and I couldn't be happier. I'm not even going to tell you about this episode. It's very good. Just ask President Clinton. Seriously though, big shout outs to my boys who make time every week to make this show happen. Get in, get a listen and get good.
EP 199: Swaggy P Dunk Contest
You know what's inappropriate? The United States not being one of the 16 best nations in the world at soccer. It's ludicrous. But what if we fixed it? We take a look at that, sending athletes back in time to roll over their grandfathers, surprisingly good movies, Adult Swim toys. This show is like the opposite of 4K. It's got no resolution.
Ep 198: Slow K Metcalf
How much would you pay to see the Eagles front row? If the answer is less than $2000 than do we have an episode for you. Hear Jake's trials and tribulations trying to make white noise videos. We also build the ultimate music festival. I bet you'll pay 2k for it!
Ep 197: Cool guy on Ch. 4
This episode is packed from front to back with anecdotes and opinion. Jake had to deal with a broken TV which leads us to talking about breaking TVs and the nonsense that causes. Also on TV, Rbn recounts the story of being on the Art Mann show for having a wicked good tailgate. What’s crab meat? What’s Ydrapaoej? Find out here. And learn about the new stickers coming out…
Ep 196: Kanyon's okay
As Dark Side of the Ring continues we keep an eye on it as well as What If?... It's almost like we're the watchers. We talk some about coaching and our experiences with it. We also talk about some of the madness that came about from going to a Duck game.
Ep 195: Bodies over beans
Believe it or not...we talk about gorilla blowjobs and it's not related to the title of the show. We talk about old wrestlers and President Bill Clinton makes an appearance. This is an episode that is better experienced than simply told about. A true archetypal My Show.
Ep 194: Talented titties
As Alex becomes a wrestling fan, he has learned a thing or two but he doesn’t quite have a top 10. Rbn and Jake do. They also have a bottom five worst wrestlers of all time. Find out who raniks where and who is the common enemy among all of the wrestlers ever. We also have Jake’s stories from Vegas and they are not anything to be missed. It is my birthday.
Ep 193: Sister Mom Starring Jason Mamoa
Wanna know why everyone on the West Coast sucks at driving? We break it down this week. We learn about a law that isn't real and go in on a high school that isn't real either. We talk some about Andy Kaufman and Bob Zmuda as well as Kimi Raikkinen.
Ep 192: Larry will live forever
This week we hear a funny story about Alex being put into the TikTok algorithms to make his wife wonder why he’s appearing on the phone. Once again we get into the new Marvel show. Unique instruments. Why is Bo Burnham funny? One more shot. Who is the greatest NBA player to never win a championship and our usual diversions. This week on My Show.
Ep 191: Rules of horse
No, this isn't a basketball episode. We're talking about actual horses. We go into What If?... again and talk about how different week one is from week two. Also, Alex hates Nirvana. We learned that early on. Rbn mentions one of his best ideas with the Shaq sauce. There are recipes for campfire sauce too. We've created the legend of Larry, the animal husbandrer. You'll want to know. Too big of a cat.
Ep 190: Bat Q
It's a very TV heavy episode and with two guys in the booth, that's more horsepower per guy. We talk about the wildly different TV shows Rbn and Jake have been watching, from A&E Biography to new stuff on Apple TV. Not the mention Lil Dicky's show Dave. Also we talk our home movies and the silliness we've pulled on unsuspecting people.
Ep 188: Death Metal Hamster
We are not fans of blind hatred on My Show and in the interest of fairness, Jake watched Nick Gage on AEW and boy does he have a lot to say. Alex watches some midshow and comments live his feelings about the goings on. Jake also dealt with a guy who didn't know what a robo call is. Live look ins at the women's Rugby 7's and more!
Ep 186 & 187: Corporate Yard Sale
Life happens and sometimes you gotta make like Sir Mixalot and UNH Double up UNH UNH. It's podcast time. We talk about Marshall's corporate antitheft policy. We have all sorts of deliciousness from last week as well. It's the coming of the olympics and we're all very excited. Come listen to Rainn Wilson's eleventh favorite podcast!
Ep 185: Overachieving Cider
Rbn said... thats about the size of it. Hear the boys talk about their first blackouts since Jake can't talk about hangovers. What's the worst episode of the Office and which ciderhouse is the subject of our snarky gaze. Yeah, we're gonna have to deal with that one.
Ep 184: A good end to the unfunny
We take a deep dive this week into Pop Vinyls and what exactly is a CHASE POP!? Rbn has amazing stories of thrifting and Jake has boat stories. Also, learn first hand how to get unlimited coins at TOPPS Marvel Collect. It's a decent day for a shitty day.
Ep 183: Ants on my d*ck Johnson
Get her a beer, get her outta here, it's My Show. We have some more Las Vegas stories, this time coming from Alex. We also talk about the times we've broken our video game controllers, an actual in-depth review of Far Cry 3 that you've no doubt been waiting for and some chirping about Al Pacino.
Ep 182: Ep: 8 Your cousin FROM BAHSTAHN
It starts out as a two-man booth this week with Rbn joining in part of the way through the show. Alex is still mad about wrestling and maybe deep down is experiencing some FOMO. He's also mad at the World Wildlife Fund, but that's another story. We talk about the first episode of Marvel's LOKI and get a little bit excited.
Ep 181: He Warrior
One of the strangest jinxes in history happens this week on My Show and it happens during the My Show time out. You won't want to miss it. Alex has an opinion about the Ultimate Warrior that is fresh and tasty, and he gets the edges colored in by two guys who know a thing or two about a thing or two. Also we talk about attendance and how important it really is and Rbn's hot wheels.
Ep 180: Homeless pee and coffee
Working in a franchise has its ups and downs. Just ask JJ Abrams. This week we talk a little about JJ Abrams and his interview telling the world exactly how he messed up all of his franchises. Classically, there's more Super Humman talk and Jake goes down memory road to things that he found funny in high school. It's better than it sounds.
Ep 179: One sad sheesh
An extended preshow, because it was good.
One thing that’s true about Alex is that he appreciates the history of wrestling. So what happens when a casual (at best) fan finds himself watching the story of Nick Gage? Chaos. That’s what happens. We spend a good amount of time this week talking about wrestling because as Alex puts it, he has questions. We look to answer them and more this week on My Show
Ep 178: The things I've yelled out of cars
We've got stories of our past this week on My Show. All of us reminisce to times when we were able to go out in public and be idiots. This happens in cars, at the Douglas County Fair and in an alternate universe where we have yachts. Jake has problems with Peacock and Rbn and Jake prime Alex on the Brian Pillman episode of Dark Side of the Ring. R.I.P. New Jack
Ep 177: Constipated for acceleration
As Mother's Day arrives we need to take into account the things our mothers want from us to show our love. Why not a cameo from New Jack? It spawns a game of "How Much is their Cameo in which Alex is much better than Jake. We also take a deep look at an Eminem lyric that Jake seems to think he knows a thing or two about. It's a video laden podcast so make sure to pop over to instagram.com/redarrowproductions to see the Daigo full parry, the Blue Velvet video and T-Pain running a train. Also, hi Super Humman, I hope you like it.
Ep 176: Drunk Uncle Bod
Yes, we start this episode with an extended preshow of us looking at sunglasses on eBay. If you aren't here for that comedy, skip ahead until you hear the music. Once the show starts, we get into some of the wild misadventures of driving Jake's old Ford Ranger. We also talk about ways we battle our insomnia and how the Office typically ruins it. We argue about Rocky vs. Terminator 2: Judgement Day as films. And there Jake was...minding his own business...
Ep 175: Poking the government with a stick
Alex had a Taylor Swift CD stuck in the CD player and we talk about the uniqueness of making road trip mixes. Falcon and the Winter Soldier concludes this week and we have a brief preview and a shout out to the post-credits scene. Did you know there is a post-credits scene? We talk a little bit about the UFC and whatever Triller is. IT’S A WORK! Also, how much cocaine did Jean-Claude Van Damme used to do?
Ep 174: Mood ring finger
Ep 173: The boys are back in town
Ep 172: Ol' Bountygate Miller
It's timefor the annual Las Vegas show where Rbn visits Sin City and the other boys have to deal with the insanity. We talk about the new season of Drive to Survive and Disney+'s newest offering in the MCU, Falcon and the Winter Soldier. There's a lot of TV on this week's episode as we've also turned our snarky gaze towards Last Chance U:Basketball and our first trip to East Los Angeles.
Ep 171: Rinsing off a poop shell
We’re fully loaded this week with a big announcement…Jake has finally seen two of the three John Wick movies and he’s ready to talk about it. Also how much we enjoy the works of Ian McShane in comedic and also dramatic roles. Ultron and Robert California are never that far apart and we make predictions for the final episode of WandaVision. Come hear how wrong we are! Also, F1 liveries, Aaron Rodgers on Jeopardy and why Jake hates lens flare!
Ep 170: Rick Sanchez's PT Cruiser
Everyone is mad. Jake’s mad about BBQ, Rbn is mad about the OSAA and football and Alex is mad about the FIA and secret punishments. On this week’s episode, we talk about what car our time machine would be and our shitty audio mods to have custom sounds in our cars. We get into WandaVision again, because of course we do. Alex gets into his perspective on Young Rock on this Semi-F1, Semi-Wrestling, Semi-Banter podcast.
Ep 169 (nice): Adam Silver's dirty little secret
Welcome Alex back to the show this week as his excursion to find his wife's cat has come to a close. At least we know where it is, now. We talk about why we don't trust movie trailers, WandaVision, eBay issues, Young Rock and Cobra Kai. Rbn is the resident Jackass expert and we talk briefly about Jackass 4. There's a lot of television on this week's show. Also, we talk sports uniform trends and what makes us mad.
Ep 168: The Circled Circle
Welcome back to the show, Bailey! We immediately start with the hilarious mic botch of Nia Jax screaming MY HOLE! Jake also follows this up with some ranting about recent wrestling. We're instituting podcast rules and a brief review of them. We also talk about the latest we’ve ever seen fireworks and why baseball games go so late. Haha, sucks to be on the East Coast. We get a Jake’s Shitty Review of the Weeknd’s halftime performance at the Super Bowl and the preceding story. It’s surprisingly interesting. We also talk about the actual Super Bowl and how we felt about it.
Ep 167: Sauce Boss and the Fry Guys
Ep 166: The slow push from underneath
Weather has been outside its mind recently and it brings with it, funny stories. Find out what to do if your sun roof is broken or what not to do when you're fighting a guy kicking your leg. Yeah, we get into the McGregor fight and talk about what happened but it's a lot more fun talking about the AND 1 Mixtape tour, White Chocolate and Randy Moss. Jake gives one of his classic "vague reviews" this time, it's Grand Theft Auto 5. Also...WANDAVISION! We aren't ready. We really aren't.
Ep 165: Block out with your c*ck out
This week we spend some time talking about some sports news with the firing of pretty much all of Tennessee's football coaching staff, the NFL on Nickelodeon, Patrick Mahomes dying on the field. We also try to talk Rbn into playing Fallout 3 with the most vague description in history. Don't miss round two of The Office trivia!
Ep 164: Kickstand on a speedboat
Once again we come to you with news on My Show! Alex and Jake have been working towards this for a long time and are excited to announce the next big step for Red Arrow. We look at one of the greatest moments of taking it out on the messenger ever. Jake outlines his sleeping issues in the middle of a storm. This episode is capped off with some Office Trivia now that Rbn has some new Office memorabilia.
Ep 163: Season four, we have a dinger
Ep 162: On The Count of Kick: The airing of the grievances
Happy Festivus to the rest of us it's time for our annual airing of the grievances, this year done on the podcast. Tune in to find out just what pissed the boys off this year as we wrap season four!
Ep 161: Giggle it just a little bit
What's it like when your dad insists you learn how to change the oil in your car and then cars advance beyond the layman's abilities? Well, it goes a lot like this podcast. With the holidays baring down on us we find an oasis of college football with the Oregon Ducks finding their way into the conference championship game. We also talk about the problems of trying to shop for Christmas presents in the heart of a pandemic.
Ep 160: Superman of Diabetes
Alex learned some important information earlier this week that involved a death-defying trip to the hospital. This sets off coversation about other times we've been to the emergency room and other medical oddities we've faced. We talk a little bit about the University of Washington's football team not playing this week and what it means to us as Duck fans. A lot. We also talk about podcasts that didn't happen and how Kevin Smith can save movies.
Ep 159: Shitting upwards
It's a pretty sports heavy episode with one of the most eventful F1 races in recent memory. We recap the epic Romain Grosjean incident at the Bahrain GP and what's coming next. We're sure to see a good amount of excitement. We also talk about Mike Tyson and his fight with Roy Jones Jr. Also, a husky got knocked out, we got into how funny it was.
Ep 158: I didn't write it down
After a long week of thought and deliberation we come to you with the main event of our best fictional sports movie moments of all time. We also talk about Tom Greene and movies we wish we didn't see with our parents, including a dive into Freddy Got Fingered. Daddy would you like some podcast?
Ep 157: Jewish Hamilton
Yes, you heard it right. We talk a little about trying to compare athletes across eras and why Lewis Hamilton gets a seemingly disproportionate amount of hatred for someone in the GOAT conversation. On the other side of things we talk about the most embarrassing things to happen to us in sports. Oh and by the way, we had two people in the booth last week, we've got four. Check out the madness and the chaos when Jake sets Alex off from the open of the show.
Ep 156: Squirrely Sans
Ep 155: Box with a question mark
What a wild week it has been. Jake has been locked in the Election office, Alex has been working on getting a new house and Rbn has been on a legendary hunt, trying to get a deer before the season comes to a close. Find out what happens as we all enter our own version of the FINAL COUNTDOWN. Rbn's hunting stories, Jake's voting stories and Alex's humor brings this one together. Also, you all get to hear what happens when Rbn puts on a stupid mask. Jake can't handle it.
Ep 154: That's how I knew it was a song, somebody sang it
All three of us have a pretty athletic background and we pride ourselves as sportsmen. However, there comes a time when everyone is a little unsportsmanlike and we talk about some of those times, complete with ball punching, people falling and rules exploitation. Alex had the best dinner he’s ever had but he only got to enjoy half of it. Remember, he’s not the pregnant. What happens when you try to bring booze on a plane and what happens when you beer bong a screwdriver. Rbn went to the hospital because we tailgate like champions.
Ep 153: Betty Crocker knows her shit
We play some of the hits here on the episode. Alex gets it all started with a story in preshow of being a DDD. You'll have to see what we mean. All three of the guys have stories together involving scoreless basketball games, acquired road signs, ducking and dodging pseudo-authority and all around doing things we aren't supposed to be doing. This has all passed the statutes of limitations and besides, you can't prove we did it anyway.
Ep 152: Doctor Kramer
Jake has TV now and he's finding his way through the slog that is actual television. Alex made his way up to the Emerald City and got to see Dominic's Red Apple Market up close and personal, in all its glory. We also go into what happens when it snows too much in Myrtle Creek and what's happening on The Boys. Check it out this week on My Show!
Ep 151: Dead Al Davis
Ep 150: Elbow drops and hand jobs
Ep 149: Comprehensive Distance Learning
The Pacific Northwest is on fire and we're here in the smoke. We talk this week on the show about the fires that have crippled the west coast and everything else around us. As if that weren't bad enough, school has started...kind of. Hear how two separate states and separate school districts have failed their staffs and constituents. Rbn has an epic monologue about getting a new pair of Jordan 5s and they are gorgeous. Also, how much is one person expected to comply with a mask mandate when they're already wearing a mask? It's absurd and ludicrous. Jake started streaming and hear about him not being able to handle scary video games.
Ep 148: Dodgeball Deniability
Alex has some of the biggest news any of us have had in some time! This is definitely not an episode to miss. He even made it with his clotleg, so you have to be here. We talk about getting vengeance for children and how much “bullying” is healthy in a society. Remember, there’s no law in the jungle. Jake is experiencing the trials of getting a new job and simply put, people are bad at this. Jake pitches a TV series idea and it takes us down memory lane.
Ep 147: Diehard Dave Fans
Listening back, this is a better episode title than what we had before. We are back...in the saddle again with another episode. All three of us have returned and we get into the new DC universe previews and whether we think they're going to be any good. Jake has of course not seen them, this time because he's interested. The Snyder cut is out and Jake has a pretty funny take on it. Alex makes fun of Netflix and Rbn is pissed about having to get back to work to do literally nothing. No, that is the correct use.
Ep 146: Thinners is winners
Welcome to the cautionary tale of what NOT to do when you take blood thinners. Alex, a purported champion of Drink the Beer found himself smashed for two days off of less than a bottle of wine. Here all about what happens when you mix booze with meds. Rbn on the other hand, ended up in a strip club...kind of? It's what happens in a small town when that small town "goes too far!" Check it out this week on My Show!
Ep 145: Old people. Who knows?
This week on the show, we learn about why you should never leave the sporting event you're watching early. Something amazing is liable to happen. Also, we take a deeper dive into Last Chance U and find out exactly why Jake gets to make fun of Rezjohn Wright...falling into his safety school. With fall sports approaching (?) we take a look at the NBA and NHL bubble and see how they are working when you compare them to the jetsetting baseballers getting sick all over the country.
Ep 144: 20 minutes of yuks
Welcome home Alex! Hillsbro's hottest returns to the show this week to talk bring us up to speed on a medical update and why he was absent from last week's show. We also talk about the downfall of most comedy movies and decide...is Tropic Thunder the best pound-for-pound comedy in the world? We also take a brief look at Last Chance U and our new favorite coach, John Beam.
Ep 143: From Michael Cera to Adam Devine
Ep 142: Too much preamble
We have a game this week! Thanks to Amber Share and her instagram account SUBPARPARKS, we got to play "Name that National Park" based on one-star reviews from Yelp! Jake peels back the curtain a bit into his personal lexicon because 12 OZ MOUSE has returned to ADULT SWIM for a third season and both Jake and Alex are excited. Jake is also mad. He's taking on the entire GAMING INDUSTRY because CODEMASTERS decided to get hinky with their release dates. Check it out this week on My Show!
Ep 141: Lando Norris: Someone's favorite driver
What can we say? This episode had a lot of run-ins. From the infamous Deacon to the man behind the scenes, Bails. Even Mollone shows up. It's great. But we get to this weekend's fights. Jorge Masvidal is preparing for the fight of his life in what could be the culmination of a great story. We talk a little F1 to no one's surprise and how we reacted to the first race held under COVID statutes. Jake raps! He's not a rapper. Really, he doesn't think he can rap but he writes bars sometimes. What's the difference between winning 1-0 or 100-0? We talk about how people are supposed to win,
Ep 140: Slow on the whisper
We're back with the F1 season looming ahead of us. We're excited for the start of the series but that doesn't distract us from talking about...well chaos. Alex is trying to stick his finger in the dam when it comes to making people wear masks and Jake is yelling at the police about the same thing. We talk about design flaws in video game consoles as well as stories of video game muscle memory. In the process of talking about video games and Game Pass Ultimate, we start talking about hunting and fun little hunting stories. Check it out!
EP 139: Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na NAP MAN!
Wait, who booked the screw job in Montreal? Yeah. That’s how we start the show. This is a bit of a unique episode because Alex and Jake were riding a creative high when this episode started. Hear about why and what caused this creative high as a new comic gets written. We take a brief diversion into Formula E and whatever that is. Robin lives in a rural area so he can go to the movies whenever he wants. That’s why Jurassic Park has been at the top of the charts for the past few weeks. It’s all here and more on My Show!
Ep 138: HAUL ASS!
Ep 137: I hope he sports dies
Have you ever liked an athlete only to have them piss you off so badly in the course of the game that you refuse to root for them ever again? Well, we all have. Also, we talk about some rules of being a sports fan and the true definition of what "sports hate" is. Finally, the newest update has shown up for Call of Duty and Robin talks about why this has been such a frustration. Alex finds out about Stone Cold's Broken Skull Challenge and we get some audio from an episode.
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Ep 136: Reverse Car Paint Jesus
Whaddya know, Jake got into an altercation with someone in his community because he's stubborn. Who could have seen that one coming? Also we talk about the NBA deciding to start back up and what we anticipate to see from it. We also talk a little bit about the psychology of empty arena sports and how it affects athletes. We're also very excited for RTJ4 and the surprise drop from Killer Mike & El-P. Alex brings some unconfirmed gaming news and reveals when we may see the next Grand Theft Auto game.
Ep 135: That's how I could tell he's from Alaska...
He looks like he's from Canada. Gentle listener, I wish to tell you about a magical, far away place where computers work and do what they're supposed to do. In the height of my laptop's heel turn, it decided that only half of the episode is important. So here is what we could cobble together of our recordings in as close to an episode as we can get. We get to play Canadian or Not, that's at least on the docket. We also get to hear about muscle relaxers and fun stories of taking too many on accident. It's nobody's fault.
Ep 133: I didn't write it down v. 1.2 RE RELEASE
AD FREE because we're sorry. Jake has had the worst computer problems in history. We are re-releasing this episode in its entirity. Enjoy!
Alex has ventured back into the dark side of the ring and is learning a lot about the business of wrestling. Rbn and Jake were more attuned to what had happened but were still surprised to learn some of the chaos that followed in New Jack's wake throughout ECW. We talk about Jake-ese and how to communicate with someone speaking their own dialect of English. It's fun. Arcane and draconian. We talk Xbox and how we've been passing the time. Thank you season pass sales.
Ep 134: Drake...uhhh
Alex has made a discovery! Well, to be honest he could have made this discovery years ago when someone shared Run The Jewels with him. We're not going to talk about who. Just kidding. We totally will. We also discuss a "praying mantis" relationship with Supreme Leader. That's fun. Fight! Fight! Fight! The Ol COVID has us watching empty arena fights and they were really...weird. Also we check in on some new TV shows that are keeping us sane during the quarantine. We also talk about what a shitty job really is. Trust me, most of these people don't know what a shitty job is. Now get off my lawn.
Ep 132: The bottom of Alex's bowl
I made an executive decision and changed the title of the episode. I apologize in advance. I'm as mad as you are. Anyway, we have some tension in the ranks as Rbn and Alex argue about F1. I never thought I'd type that. We get a little into TV with #BLACKAF and talk a little about the NFL draft that was happening while we recorded. By the way, is Popeye a superhero?
Ep 131: T9 tangent
Alex watches a bit of the Dark Side of the RIng Docuseries on VICE and learns some things about the Chris Benoit murder suicides that he never knew before. Needless to say, it blew his mind. We all learned some things from that two-part series but this was completely uncovered grund for Alex.
We also hear about Jake's continued frustrations with trying to purchase things from people. It's just been a rough go of it lately.
It's all tasty and new here on the quarantine-free My Show!
Ep 130: We can't have f*ck in the title two weeks in a row
...but we did. Welcome back, Jake went and did his Alex homework and watched some F1 racing. Well...now two people are hooked on *Jason Statham voice* Drive to Survive. Jake talks about his experiences watching and becoming a fan. He also falls victims to one of his classic blunders. Jake uses Offerup! Hear how all that goes when tries to buy second-hand tires. With Wrestlemania in the rear view, we talk about what happened and what the heck that was.
Ep 129: Dude, f*ck off: A Klingon Story
Alex is apparently a big time F-1 fan. Who knew? Anyway, he extols the virutes of Formula-1 racing and kind of gets Jake interested in watching it and "Drive to Survive." So, now Jake might have found something else to distract himself. Anyway, we talk about Star Trek from the opposite perspective and how annoying that would be. We discuss the upcoming Wrestlemania which will have fewer people in attendance than will listen to this show. Check it out!
Ep 128: Amputees who love big kitties
We have entered stay at home orders in our respective states and as such we are staying home! Weird! With that in mind, it's time too go into our bingeworthy TV shows and what has been keeping us going when we can't exactly get things the same way we used to. We take a DEEP dive into the Tiger King Joe Exotic and spend most of the episode on that. We also talk about other shows that have our attention during the spring of boredom.
Ep 128: A roast beef and cooked ham sandwich & a suitcase
It's week two of the Vegas trip. No, Robin didn't go to Vegas for two weeks, but his luggage did. Hear all about this and love in the time of Cholera. We also go into what it's like to be in character at all times and never shut it off (kayfabe). Jake has a great story about the time he had a bartender help him fool a barback with a really bad Russian accent. Also, Alex has a run in with the local homeless population and the seven police officers needed to "help."
Ep 127: Dead like sports
Well, Rbn took off for his annual trip to Las Vegas for the Pac-12 Basketball championships but when he got there, the only thing winning is COVID-19. Naturally this is the main thing we're talking about, just like the rest of the world but we actually find some humor in it. Who are the people freaking out and why? Jake has a theory about politics and COVID-19. May as well listen, it's not like you have anywhere you can go.
Ep 126: Regular ass pneumonia
Check out our podcast for all of the breaking Coronavirus news. No, not really. But we do talk about the time Robin got pneumonia. Also, in a more serious note, we hear about two students in Southern Oregon who were life flighted to Portland after a motorcycle crash. We have both gofundme campaigns up on our facebook page and will continue to share the campaigns.
Oh, and Jake is mad at Rian Johnson again.
Ep 125: Bright as shit
We open the show with some sad news regarding the Konami Code and we share some minor memories of playing early Nintendo games. The big news though was the Wilder/Fury fight. We take a deep dive into all the controversy surrounding the end of that fight and compare the issues in boxing to the issues UFC has faced. It's a pugilist's dream this week on My Show!
Ep 124: Twin Peaks Tangent
What happens when school children go to Hooters, Jake eats Carolina reaper jerky, and Alex gets #75HARD? Well it all makes for an intensely entertaining episode of My Show, back from a week hiatus when Jake neglected to record the comedy. Check it all out here on My Show!
Ep 123: Elbow Grease of Enjoyment
It's finally time for us to talk about the Super Bowl! We take a look at it from the perspective of a sports fan and hear some funny anecdotes about texting 49ers fans during the game. Why are they so mad? Plus, we get into the halftime show a bit. That's what everyone wants to hear about. We talk NBA All-Star weekend and get into why guys like LeBron James won't enter the dunk contest. Also, did they mean to give Damian Lillard six free points in the 3-point shoot out? It's all here on My Show!
Ep 122: Anchor Guinea Pig
We talk about Kobe for a good amohunt of this episode. As Blazer fans we have a unique perspective when it comes to him and his on-court exploits. From on the court to off, we get to Eminem and we hear about Jake's encounter with a dude at KFC. Sometimes Jake's mouth gets him into trouble. This wasn't one of those times.
Ep 121: Mashed Potato God
In this episode, Jake reveals the big secret behind how he makes his mashed potatoes. They're next level. Ask around. With the home viewing release of Joker, we get into a little bit of the movie but mostly about the Cancel culture surrounding the movie and why it enraged some of us. Also, coming up this weekend is the big Cowboy/McGregor fight and we have a brief preview about the big UFC event. Alex, as always brings his charming wit and dashing good looks to the show. It's a good'un!
Ep 120: 23 different plums and a strawberry
A lot to get to in this show. We talk about some new, upcoming Netflix programs namely Locke & Key and Cheer. We admittedly know a lot more about Locke & Key than we do Cheer but we give each their time. Also with the launch of the XFL rapidly approaching, we go over some of the rule changes and differences we can expect to see when the league kicks off next month. It's all good on this episode on My Show!
Ep 119: Monkey fighting snakes
We are baaaack, we are baaaaack and we're the three best friends that anyone could have. Yes the best three friends that anyone can have. We have game talk with Alex and Jake in the middle of the episode when Jake goes off about the new Star Wars game on XBOX. We talk about times in movies when words are changed to be suitable for public consumption and figure out which one is best. We talk Mandalorian, a little Star Wars and some more movie potpourri. Come get down on Season four of My Show!
Ep 118: There's no way that four seconds was a puppet
Ep 117: I didn't write it down
Well, Jake has laryngitis so he sounds like crap for this episode. We’re also still working on getting everything back together in regards to our production. We appreciate your patience. We talk about pranks and how we feel about them and when they go to far. Coincidentally, the week after we talked about James Bond, a new trailer drops on our recording day! We can all push our dates back until May! Late in the show we talk about how many bombings there were in the middle of the nineties.
Ep 116: Don't sing it, bring it.
Ep 115.5:My Show Shitshow
Ep 115: Not gonna call ya
Well, this episode gets cut off at the end because we were having such a good time that Jake unplugged his headphones and the recorder shut off for the last 10 minutes of the show. We tried to do the famous bracket Jake we concocted. It didn’t really work but it was a lot of fun. Also, we take a look at how Disney+ has taken over the world pretty much nad is threatening the life of Netflix. It’s all here on My Show!
Ep 114: You Slimy Lingenberger
Alex was wrong and we have evidence! We get into our group chat to expose Alex as the FRAUD he has become. Not really, he just didn’t read something well enough but that’s enough juice around here to get squeezed. We discuss the Favorite Things bracket and what it is and what the ground rules are. Robin saw Joker and has his official movie review of Joker along with his way. Jake is mad at TV tie-ins and we have an all new Boo or Goo! Check it out this week on My Show!
Ep 113: Same brain today
This is the episode where Alex and Jake have the same brain. It’s weird.
A young woman made a spectacle of herself at a World Series game and we are here for the coverage...so to speak. We also take on Season ones and how bad they can be before a truly great show can blossom. Jake has a comparison between the NBA and comedy writers that is a can’t miss comparison.
We also get into the Ricky Gervais show from the Office and talk about the round-headed idiot Karl Pilkington and how he low-key has the greatest job in the world.
Robin has a WAY TOO EARLY GAME REVIEW of the new Call of Duty. He wears his night vision goggles.
Who likes Spam? Who likes deviled ham? We get into potted meats and find out who knows what good eating is. Find it all this week on My Show!
Ep 112: Frank Beamer's neck
Ep 111: Full of Lies and Spiders
This week harkens the arrival of El Camino, a Breaking Bad movie on Netflix and we spend the majority of the show talking about it. How did we feel about the videography? What did we like? What didn’t we like? We take a deep dive into Jake’s favorite movie of 2019. We also talk about what Vince Gilligan did before taking over the world with Breaking Bad.
How does general attitude towards movies change the way we view them? Are you there to be a critic or are you there to be entertained?
We hear about the plight of a fallen podcast that never happened and we look at the Marcus Mariota scenario and where he may end up.
Ep 110: Hippity Hoppity,Where's the poppity?
Alex and Jake start arguing immediately about tarantulas at the beginning of the episode because Alex doesn’t know as much about spiders as Jake does. Yes, Jake writes the digests. We talk about the passing oral fixation and why it seems ourt entire generation has one. Psst...gum. Plus, the time Jake was in the car with his uncle and he made other people crash their cars. It’s all inside this week on My Show!
Ep 109: Bickering Boatshoes
It’s movie week! We get after Joker and in the triumphant return of Boo or Goo we watch the trailer for Martin Scorsese’s newest film, the Irishman. Should movies released on Netflix be considered for Academy Awards? Robin asks which celebrity we would want to spend a 14-hour flight with and we take on the theory that Marvel can’t make TV and DC can’t make movies. What about Lootcrates and the Funko lawsuit? What do you think?
Ep 108: The fifth best fat guy out of four
Right off the bat, Jake takes on most of the internet. We talk about the wrestler MJF and the “controversy” he found himself in when he “mocked” Dungeons and Dragons. We also take on network television once again. Jake seems to think he knows what he doesn’t like about Friends, Seinfeld and How I Met Your Mother. Why is mixtape rap better than album rap? We go into discussing Saturday Night Live and trying to find out what funny actually is while we experience our first instance of gatekeeping. Is Dethklok a real metal band?
Ep 107: Holes on the pole
Ep 106: Palindrome Hanukkah
What if Aaron Paul was on the show? That would be hilarious. It would have been a great promotion. We listen to the newest Hanukkah song as Adam Sandler makes his My Show debut. Rbn and Jake talk about Tropic Thunder and how it encapsulates their friendship. It turns into conversations about people being offended. What about trying to buy video games at Fred Meyer? Jake’s knee hurts, he’s not getting it for you. Check it all out this week. We dabble into MMOs of ESO and their ilk.
Ep 105: Better late than never
We're going to blame the record thunderstorms in Seattle for why this episode is coming out on Sunday and not Friday. Now that we have that out of the way, we get to hear Jake get very squeamish about hand and leg injuries and we find out why he's so afraid of them. Also, we get into the finer points of music and decide whether or not trap music is worth a damn.
Ep 104: Red, White, and Belushi
Alex hates dreams, despite the fact he always lucid dreams. We look into dreams this week and how they affect all of us. Jake has the best memory for his dreams but Alex’s are certainly wilder. Also Jake touches on deja vu and beliefs on the space-time continuum. We talk about Ben Affleck’s accent in Good Will Hunting and how it wasn’t that bad. What was bad was the downfall of Mike Myers. We take the deep dive. Also, we talk Ducks. Go Ducks. Also long live Billy Mays.
Ep 103: Meatloaf is my grandpa...
I heard a better title. Alex is on a mission to play through all of the Borderlands games before they come out so he spends most of the podcast doing that. Jake brings up a thesis relating Meatloaf to Freddie Mercury. Naturally this gets us into a deep dive on his IMDb so get ready to hear us talking about several movies and making lists. Wooooo boy. We get a synopsis of The Boys on Amazon Prime and out of nowhere we start talking about weird little cities in Oregon. We get into the Sony Spiderman sale and then start talking about Fantastic 4 and Deadpool with the X-Men.
Ep 102: I'm dyslexic so shut up
Remember when Hingle McCringleberry made it to the league? Seeing how football is only two weeks away, we get into talking football and who we hate in the Pac-12. Rbn jumps in part of the way through because he got his Ducks tickets! We’re excited. We also get into whether or not teams should wear black. We talk briefly about the Burger King whose parking lot was so bad it took a Facebook campaign to fix their damn parking lot. Also, which Christopher Walken role was best? We have some esoteric votes that Walken fans will surely appreciate. We get a peek behind the curtain at how Jake and Alex interact with one another via text! It’s fun.
Ep 101: Dip, Chomp, Scurry
This is a ping-pong journey of an episode this week. Alex starts us off by talking about his new, burgeoning collection (since recording this, it's already getting out of control.) Robin has a book of Would You Rather and tests the guys on what bizarre physical feature they would rather have. We also hear the harrowing tale of two women who decided to tangle with an octopus. It doesn't end well for them. Check it out this week on My Show!
Ep 100: Let's get cancelled!
A little more than two years ago, Alex and Jake started this podcast. It's grown since then and now...EPISODE 100 IS HERE! As fans of Last Chance U, we pretty much wrap our thoughts on season four and talk about the things we've learned as coaches and what this show has taught us. We also look at whether it's more entertaining to watch a loser or a winner. We also learn about the naming rules of race horses. Why? Because Jake wants to name his racehorse something he's not allowed to. That's dumb. This show isn't. Listen to it. It's funny sometimes.
Ep 99: Trashcan Batman
What a week it was with the RAW reunion show. Out of the three people in this podcast, you’d never expect Alex to be the one to bring up wrestling, but he did! So we talk RAW reunion and some stories from the old days involving Rowdy Roddy Piper and a white Ford Bronco. We hear fun stories about Jake breaking into people’s houses to get our stuff back...and how we obtained it in the first place.
Then we get into Jake and Alex’s habit of stealing road signs, almost dying and booing Alex’s mom for dying four times.
Ep 98: Kawhi Leonard: Canadian Hero
Damian Lillard is the greatest Blazer of all time. After he killed the Oklahoma City Thunder, the Blazers are expected to win 44.5 games this upcoming seaso n. Naturally, this gets us into NBA free agency and the madness it has provided this summer. It may be a sports heavy show but you all know that's not all we talk about. Find out why Jake no longer strings his string cheese like a real person. He might become a communist if we aren't careful.
Episode 97: Redneck Mackonator
Hey, did any of you use Ello? Jake did for like a day. We open the show with weird, esoteric social media. We were gone for a week to get Alex married and now we’re back at it.
Speaking of Alex’s wedding, we hear about the epic prank Jake laid down on Alex. We hear it from both perspectives and it’s classic.
It’s Christmas in July when we discuss our worst Christmas presents ever. This goes way beyond getting socks. We like socks. Alex’s worst present was a BB gun. Why it became the worst present he ever received is a story all unto itself.
Aunt Kim makes her podcast debut. No, she isn’t on it. We wouldn’t do that to you. It’s some funny stuff. All this and more this week on My Show!
Ep 96: A whole new level of what?
This week we take a deep dive into Last Chance U with Season four on the horizon. We get some more clarification on coach Jason Brown's "Hitler" statement to his former player, plus an interesting take from Malik Henry. We also hear about some of the hijinx that Jake and Alex pulled when they worked at call centers together. There's an Ask Jake and a new Dethrone the King. It's hot off the presses and it's all here on My Show!
Ep 95: Tender booty cheeks
What would happen if we were presented with farmed human meat? Would we eat it? Alex...has some strong feelings. This episode is a lot of fun, we take to Twitter for our first question testing the limits of our fan hood. What jersey would we wear if we had to wear the jersey of our most hated rival? That's just a small cross section of the madness we cover this week on My Show!
Ep 94: Jakob Andreason
We had a bunch of great names for this episode but because Jakob Andreason wants to believe the Earth is flat, we didn't get to use any of them. Thanks. Anyway, you'll have to hear the great names we come up with and can't use. Check out Robin's summer plans, Jake interjecting into them and then talking more about the Atlanta rap scene. Check it out!
Ep 93: Brains and gread
We went short last week so we went a little long this week. It's time for Jake's soapbox this week as he takes on everything wrong with Godzilla movies and Superman movies. It's certainly not something to be missed. Who would fat Black Panther be? Well the clue is on our instagram but you can listen in and find out. Robin went crabbing and tells us about his journey to the coast. R.I.P. Robin's drone. Alex brings up Zima and bitch beer and the virtues of the beer no one admits they like. Also, check out a new project from Red Arrow being born on the show!
Ep 92: I died in the fire. Nobody look for me
This one took a little longer to get out of the can; but believe me, it’s worth it. After an odd open, Alex talks about fictional facts. What are fictional facts? Facts that you argue when you’re a fan of something. What is true? Well...we get into that. We also take some shots at Chic-Fil-A. It’s not that good. But what’s more...why the hype for fast food? It’s fast food. We talk about the virtues of the hot case at Chevron. We also introduce the new game “Canadian or not” from Robin. It’s a hell of a show!
Ep 91: Quadrant two tentacles
What would happen if octopi could breathe air? Would they become the apex predators of the world? What other interesting things would happen and how would life be different with an octopus around every corner? Alex also examines what would happen if the United States had not chosen red, white and blue as its national colors. It's weird and wacky and it's all on My Show!
Ep 90: We didn't name this one
Ep 89: The Water Crisis on Umbaowao
Jake is back in full effect this week as he continues to battle through this cold! He made it (kinda) and in the meantime saw Avengers:Endgame so it's back-to-back weeks talking about the largest superhero franchise in history. We also talk about the new Star Wars and how it relates to the Pope and the Queen of England. Jake brought the content, Alex brought the positivity and Robin kept us on track. This is a whirlwind episode. You don't want to miss it!
Episode 88: Jake's flu special
Okay, there are a lot of problems with this episode we know. The audio was cutting out for all of us but we are delivering it in it's entirety so you can at least hear the story of Jake's police report. We also talk Game of Thrones and Jake goes to die while Alex and Robin give MASSIVE SPOILERS about Avengers:Endgame.
Episode 87: Noobtubes, Claymores and pissing people off
We re-cover some ground asking about which games we'd like to see remastered and go back into our Golden Fiddle challenges. Specific challenges, not video games. Jake would pick Adamball. Jake also gets mad quite a bit this episode. There are two things he came to the show fired up about before he even put on his headset. Figure out why Aquaman and Krispy Kreme are in Jake's snarky gaze. We also hear a bit about Mike Tyson and Mitch "Blood" Green and their colorful feud.
Episode 86: Yo soy Groot
Are you ready to hear the guys get distracted while trying to make a composite list as to who we think the best Jokers are and in what order? Well you're in luck! That's the main goal this week and I think we accomplished it... In any event we get some heated discussion about Jared Leto's joker and where Zach Galifinakis ranks for his appearance in Lego Batman. Robin also gives his review of Shazam!, we make jokes about fast food and mac & cheese. It's chaos. It's My Show. It's here.
Episode 85: Chadwick Bozeman, Montana
Alex is back this week after a one-week hiatus and he brings with him...BOO or GOO! It's a fun affair had by all and we're trying to get Robin more excited for it as well. He will be. We talk about movie trailers and how there are essentially two guys doing all of them. Period. What are flavors? Why do things say they're one flavor when they're clearly another? Jake finally understands Warhol and shares his newly-found reverence for the artist. What is art, anyway?
Episode 84: Stop doing the heroins
This is a big time movie episode. We've got it all here, we talk Joker, Bohemian Rhapsody, Captain Marvel and Jake talks about his least favorite new problem. He calls it the precocious child fallacy. Hear what that means to him this week on My Show! We take a short trip to sports and take a look at the now dead AAF and the Oregon Ducks (big surprise) getting to the big dance and the Final Four. Check it all out this week!
Episode 83: Not that Qwisp
Episode 82: One day too late bracket update
My Show is Bad & Boujee. Cook up this episode with an uzi. Okay, that’s about as far as I can get with that one. This is the episode we get reasonably deep into the Migos and find out how Jake feels about them after listening to essentially nothing but Migos for the past two weeks. Alex is pissed. He’s been getting his sports feelings out the last couple weeks and he doesn’t disappoint taking on fantasy sports and “fans of sports.” We also get to hear about Robin’s trip to Vegas to watch Oregon beat the huskies [sic] and win the Pac-12.
Episode 81: Aggressively Mediocre
What happens when you aren't interested in the things that used to interest you? Jake analyzed why he doesn't really like Gorillaz anymore and surprisingly...he's okay with that. We also talk about the new Joker movie with Joaquin Phoenix and how it's breaking down the wall between DC movies and this very specific audience. Robin is in Vegas and we get to hear all that nonsense and tomfoolery while he runs around in America's largest playground. It's all here this week on My Show with Alex & Jake!
Episode 80: Badfacts.info
Welcome to the AHL! The Alex Hockey League. That’s right, we conclude the trio or sports leagues with Alex’s turn to give the minor league version of NHL teams. We hate the Wild. Go away Minnesota. We also hear Robin go on Robin’s Rant about helicopter parents and letting educators educate. We also get into Robin trying to learn about Pokemon and whether or not an adult can get into it now without the nostalgia factor. It’s Boo or Goo!
Episode 79: 30 for 30 seconds
Well it’s finally happened. Alex watched Big Trouble In Little China and niw we get to talk about it! We also get to discuss the upcoming sequel and we find out..did he like it and is he excited for the sequel? Staying on movies we talk about the Oscars and Jake is pissed.To make him less pissed he lists the names of the NBA’s minor league affiliates. It’s all this week on My Show!
Episode 78: Roofracks for kayaks
Alex gets put on a jinx in this week’s episode of My Show with Alex & Jake and we learn the difference between jinx and a personal jinx. We hear about the Fortnite Live festival and how it got shut down by Epic Games. John Carpenter takes center stage as we highlight the upcoming Big Trouble in Little China sequel starring Dwayne Johnson. Robin spent time and put together the minor league equivalent to NFL teams and lays down a challenge to Alex and Jake. It’s all this week on My Show!
Episode 77: Bottom Left Square Famous
Man, this is a show jampacked with content. We talk about the NBA All-Star weekend coming up, game shows, and the return of Crank Yankers. We spend a good amount of time on TV today. We also talk about the Snowpocalypse that Jake just survived and the guys all picked their new favorite AAF teams. All this week on My Show!
Episode 76: Redancestry.com
Welcome to a new segment on this week’s show, Robin’s rant. You’ll have to tune in to hear what he gets on about. We also go over what we consider to be our grand champion video game throwdowns. Baseball is considering a rule change and Alex weighs in on his least favorite sport’s changing landscape. Also, Jake has a scheme to make money with ancestry. Of course, at the end we bag on Oregon state. It’s all this week on My Show with Alex & Jake! JONATHAN SMIIIIIITH!
Episode 75: Gandolfini the Grey
Well, none of us are dead. That's the important news here before this week's episode. We get to hear the harrowing tale of Robin almost dying and then we talk about sex education. Jake went to private school so you know that's going to be a fun discussion.
We go into a lot more this week, including the teachers we didn't really get along with. It's all here! This week! My Show!
Episode 74: Gotta play to win
We open the show a lot more congenially this week and everyone gets along! That’s what you came here for, right?
Well first we start talking about what shows and movies we use to fall asleep or if we even still do that. Robin gets us all put on someone’s watch list when he looked up information about the illuminati. We each have fun stories about improbable winnings of sweepstakes and random chance.
Alex goes on a rant related to the costs of everything wedding related. Jake sits by and goes “mhm.”
Plus, Alex is rooting for the Patriots?! Rob Gronkowski to the WWE? Hear why this week on My Show!
Episode 73: A ten minute story about a fifteen minute cutscene
We finally have the showdown of Alex and Robin talking about Yair Rodriguez and the argument becomes heated almost immediately. We also go into who our celebrity doppelgangers are and who we have been told we look like.
Famous movie blunders step into the spotlight for a little which gets us into Space Jam. How do we get there? You gotta listen.
Jake tells the story of Bo$$ Key Yachts when Jake played NBA2k17 MyCareer where the evil Vic tries to take down your career. Man, there was a lot of nonsense and we got a little loose in an extra long episode for y’all.
Episode 72: The New Steve Buscemi
It's the first episode with a three-man booth and if this episode is any indication of what is to come, this is going to be a lot of fun. We open the show talking about the most recent Banksy painting and the havoc it has wreaked on one particular person's life.
We also get into comedy sequels that we kind of remember and talk about some of the more absurd mascot names we've heard. It's a great time and it's all here on this week's episode of My Show with Alex & Jake!
Episode 71: Smurf Sluts
We ring in the new year with a new episode! Starting right off the bat, we find out that Jake is launching a second Red Arrow Podcast. Find out more in the open.
From there we talk about our New Year's resolutions and figure out that they aren't dissimilar.
More on shenanigans as Jake made a trip to his first college bowl game and what a strange journey that was. **SPOILER ALERT** There's a $10 box of vodka.
Episode 70: Holiday Express
It's our season finale and we blow it out right. We talk about our family holiday traditions for a little while and then we talk about the main event, Gavlebocken. This is a giant straw goat in a town square in Sweden. It's a great show and we will be back in January for season three!
My Show with Alex & Jake Ep 69: A rainy night in Nashville
My Show with Alex and Jake Ep 68: Blockbuster.com of Canada
We have a boo or goo about the upcoming Aladdin movie as well as a deep dive into a Vice article about the rise of piracy once a-gain!
My Show with Alex & Jake Ep 67: The Jonah Hill scale
We also get Robin's opinion on the most infamous knockout in recent memory. It promises to give us some fireworks when he and Robin get back on the line together.
Have you ever wondered what it's like to be at a football game with Jake, Robin and Bailey? Well there are recordings...we get to hear them...it's exactly what you think it sounds like.